DuckTales (2017–…): Season 2, Episode 4 - The Town Where Everyone Was Nice! - full transcript

Donald reunites with his band, The Three Caballeros, while the family takes in the sites of a Brazilian town with a dark secret.

The Town Where
Everyone Was Nice!

- Hey! - Hey!
- Hey! - Hey!

The Feast of the Flower!

A festival of food,
dancing, and music

that celebrates
the once-a-year bloom

of the the legendary
Drosera Occidendum,

a one-of-a-kind flower!

- Never heard of it.
- Me neither!

A cultural tradition
I know nothing about.

You know how rare that is?

What are you doing?



Documenting my adventures.

The people will want
to feel like

they were here with me.

This place is going to look
guh-reat on my profile.

It already looks great!

But now it's in sepia!

Eh? Eeeehh?

Oh, boy! I can't wait
to see my pals!

Sorry, who are these
friends of yours?

And why haven't we ever
heard of them?

And why did you all
stop speaking?

- And...
- Please, not everything

is a dark family secret.

Kids, I've got
a dark family secret.



I...

- Yeah? - Yeah?
- Yeah? - Yeah?

Was one of
the Three Caballeros.

- Oh! Good for you!
- Yeah, Three Caba-Waba...

I don't know what that is.

The Three Caballeros.

Donald's old college band.

They practiced
their polyphonic pandemonium

in my garage
for hours on end.

Ah, the next time
you complain about bagpipes,

just imagine trying to sleep
while your uncle saws away

at an accordion.

- Huh?
- Huh?

I was so awesome.

Awk, you're find as is.

A family man. A boat owner.
You're more impressive

than those two
warbling wastrels are.

Huh?

A-ha!

Ha ha!

Oh, they are much more
impressive than you.

♪ Life is like a hurricane ♪

♪ Here in Duckburg ♪

♪ Race cars, lasers,
airplanes ♪

♪ It's a duck-blur ♪

♪ We might solve
a mystery ♪

♪ Or rewrite history ♪

♪ Ducktales, whoo-ooh ♪

♪ Every day they're out there
making Ducktales ♪

♪ Whoo-ooh ♪

♪ Tales of derring-do ♪

♪ Bad and good-luck tales ♪

♪ Whoo-ooh ♪

*DUCKTALES (2017)*
Season 02 Episode 04
Title: "The Town Where Everyone Was Nice!"

- Ah! Ha ha!
- Donald!

A-ha!

Squawk, crow,
quack, I got your back!

Secret handshake! Cool!

- Mm.
- Ha ha!

- Saludos, amigos!

Surely you remember
old Panchito and José!

Os patinhos!

Oh, last time we saw you,
you were just little eggs!

Hey, remember when you insisted
you could juggle the eggs?

And you dropped one!

Now, just who is paying
for this little vacation?

Ha! Scrooge.
The same old miser, eh?

I've taken care
of everyone's stay!

As a travel consultant
and global tastemaker,

I'm always being asked
to sample the best places,

the best food,
the best everything!

With all my jet setting,

it will be nice to spend
a night on solid ground.

It's my agent.
Hm. Again.

When you are an international
pop sensation,

you are but a slave
to fame.

"Panchito, sign my baby."

"Panchito, present at
this awards show,

and also win
most of the awards."

It is non-stop, my friends!

But this weekend,
the Three Caballeros ride again!

Just like old times,
eh, amigos?

Tell us everything embarrassing
about Uncle Donald!

Embarrassing?
Your uncle was the cool one!

Always off on globetrotting
adventures.

What are you now?
A superspy?

A... A world-famous DJ?

Some insane combination
of the two?

Surely, you are super successful
and impressive.

Breathe. Just breathe.

I've done nothing with my life!

I'm a failure!

Aw, that never
bothered you before.

Uncle Donald,
you're very successful!

You raised three boys
and are rich in love!

Isn't that the true measure
of success?

No!

Huey,
you gotta help me!

Help you?
Well, I have been looking

to earn my Improv Theatre
merit badge.

How about you play the part
of someone successful?

Lie? Perfect!

Nonsense! You do
what you want,

but I will not help you lie

to impress that band
of braggadocios.

If you blow our cover,
José will probably get mad

and you'll have to pay
for this trip yourself.

Donald, we have to lie
to your friends, do y'hear?

Just keep it small and simple.

Sorry, everyone!
Uncle Donald had, uh,

a very important
business call!

From McDuck Enterprises!

My company! I'm a billionaire!

The same Donald who searched our
couch cushions for corn chips

now owns McDuck Enterprises?

Yes! And he's taking over
the family business

so Scrooge can retire.

'Cause he's so old!

Very, very old!

Because I'm so...!

So old!

So very, very old.

Oh, Donald, is that you?

Oh!

My eyes are as clouded
as my mind!

Ow!

Taking care
of his uncle's legacy.

A man of great wealth
and kindness.

Oof!

"Long ago, an invading force

led a bloody massacre
that left the town empty.

From the wreckage,
a single flower grew,

proving that no matter
how terrible a tragedy,

life will always find a way
to bloom anew.

Now, the town celebrates
this triumph every year."

Or something like that. My
Portuguese is a little enferrujado.

Webby, get out of the way! You're
ruining my shot with your story!

My story

provides context for your photo!

Of course! This is a moment
of cultural significance.

Louie, get a full body shot.
Hit it!

OK, look thoughtful.
No, not confused.

OK, don't move.
That's the stuff!

I know it's not on the menu,

but can I get
some deep-fried cassava?

Oh, you have to try it.
It melts right in your mouth.

Please.
The adventurous billionaire

must have a refined palette.

I'll have the kids
macaroni and cheese!

Eh, thanks for ordering
for me, Uncle Donald.

He will have
the Moqueca Baiana.

And more steak sticks!

Aye, I'm so sorry!

Here, let Panchito
wipe your troubles away,

which, coincidentally,
is the title of my new album.

A keepsake.
To remember me by.

Thank you.

Classic Brazilian hospitality.

OK, now show me
how much you want that bite!

Mmm, you're so hungry!

Ooh, you're like a hungry bear
about to go into hibernation!

You need all the sustenance
you can get!

Perfect, yeah, no,

I think I really
captured the flavor.

They make this pastel
once a year

in honor of the bloom,

and you're not even
going to eat it?!

It's cold now.

Fine! More cultural experience
for me!

OK, we cannot all
whistle inconspicuously.

Let's settle this like adults.

Donald should pay,
because he's the billionaire!

Uh-huh.
Right.

Excuse me.

And a nice big tip, too!

Come, come, Uncle Scrooge.

Let's get you some rest.

Have a great day.

Sorry, what was that?

Have a great day.

Man, everyone here
is so nice!

Huh? Huh!

Who's excited for a tour

of fascinating
historical sights

on the back
of this noble burro?

Webby is!

The Brazilian dust
in your eyes,

the authentic smell of donkey,

the saddle sores that remind
you of your experience

for weeks to come!

You can't get that in a photo!

Yeah. That's why photos
are better.

Oof. One more!

Eeh, one more!

Have a great day.

OK, we'll just
crop her out later.

You know, just forget it.

Onto the adventure
of learning!

Where'd they go?
We missed the tour!

But we got a picture.

How is a picture
better than a tour

with Sir Reginald von Hoofy
the Third?

Webbigail, a wise old man
once gave me this advice:

"Pics, or it didn't happen."

It didn't happen!

But, according to this pic,
it did.

So wise.

Remember that show
we played

down in Acapulco
over Spring Break?

The crowd!

Oh, right!
The crowd hated you!

You hit your solo,
and they hit you with a chair!

He got a concussion!

I did?

Yeah! And you made us
finish our set

as we fought our way
to the exit!

Yes! I broke my guitar
over someone's head!

It was Donald's head! Ha!

You did?
Why don't I remember that?

But, like a true musician,

I kept playing, because...

the show must go on!

Ay caramba. What a bunch
of knuckleheads

we used to be.

But look at us now, eh?

Grown up, successful,
responsible.

We're not those carefree,
fun-loving guys anymore.

Mm?

Oh!

Ha! Hey!

Man, I can't wait to watch this
when we get home!

You could watch it now!

It's happening
right in front of you!

OK, well, I'm gonna go
take a walk

to soak up
the real local culture.

Send us pictures
of anything good!

Look how happy
Uncle Donald is.

You can't put a price
on that smile.

That lunch cost me $351.47.

Oh, just let him have this.

It's only for one weekend.

What do you mean, you're getting
the band back together?!

Oh, people love a comeback!

Think of the headlines:
"Panchito Reunites

with Old Friends,
Rockets to a Number

Somehow Higher
Than Number One!"

I'll talk to some of my people.

Perhaps we can play
na Fiesta da flor!

Why stop with the festival?

Donald, you can pay
for a tour, right?

Absolutely!

No broken-down station wagons
like the old days!

Only the top-of-the-line!

The Three Caballeros

opening for Panchito Pistoles!

Eh, we can work out
who opens for who later.

Hey, what's the big idea?

Waste my money on a tour!

No-good spendthrift!

And you owe me for lunch!

Huh?

I think you've lost yourself
in the role here.

Maybe it's time to stop acting
and tell the truth.

No way! I need this!

I gotta go tune my instrument.

And buy an instrument.

Can I...? Ha!

Excuse me, señora,
I am thirsty - for knowledge!

Can I ask you some questions
about the festival?

Of course.

So, how do you celebrate
the bloom?

Have a great day.

Huh. Well, that makes sense.

OK, what year
was the festival established?

Thank you.

No, when was the first bloom?

Of course.

- Huh?
- Have a great day.

Thank you. Of course.
Have a great day.

Thank you. Of course.

Have a great day.
Thank you. Of course.

Huh?

Thank you. Of course.

Have a great day. Thank you.

Of course.

Guys, something is wrong here!

Hey! You don't just take

a photographer's camera...
phone.

You've taken 100 photos today.

Why don't you have any pictures
of people's feet?

Because that would be weird?
I... I don't...?

Aha! Because they don't
have any feet!

Huh?

Huh?

- Thank you.
- Have a great day.

Of course.

Perfect!

This has to stop!

No way! I'm a star.

You want to stand out
like your friends, I get it.

But what's going to happen

when you have to pay
for a plane?

Or a stadium.
Or literally anything

and you have no money!

Uncle Scrooge is rich.

I'll pay him back.

What was that, sonny?

I'm just a doddering old man

who can't help you out
of this mess that you've made.

Aw, phooey! I'm going out there
if you like it or not!

Forget everything!

We have to get out of here now!

The festival is a trap!

- The bloom
- it's a giant carnivorous plant!

You mean... we are
the Feast of the Flower?!

Oh! I just
put that together. Clever.

But my band!

Band? Man, we do our own thing

for, like, 15 minutes...

The fountain wasn't a legend.

It was a warning!
We have to get out of here

before the flower eats us all!

But the show must go on?

Ugh! Are you willing
to risk your life

to look cool for your friends?

Ugh! OK!

Go. I'll get the guys.

We gotta get outta here!

And onto the stage!

Ole!

The crowd is gonna
eat us alive!

Eh, we've played
rough crowds before.

Last month,

a few of my more ravenous fans

found me backstage and...

Donald! I pulled major strings

- to get us this gig!
- I never cancel a performance!

The audience needs Panchito!

Have a great day!

"Just another day
in the exciting life

of Dewey Duck! #Adventure
#Derring-Dewey."

Hashtag... Aah!

Aw, that's a good one.
I'm usin' it!

No!

Nooooo!
Oh, ho, ho, hoh!

I feel like the first "No"
shoulda been bigger.

Hang on, kids!
I'm coming... Aah!

You can drop
the old man act now!

I can't! Oh!

All that pretending
threw out my back!

You think you're so rich,

you don't need us anymore!

That's not true!

Do you hear
the audience out there?

They're screaming for us!

Don't give up on our dream!

Don't you want the fame,
the fans?

The European tour!

There isn't going
to be a tour.

I'm not a billionaire.
I'm broke!

I lied to impress you.

Donald, I am so
disappointed in you.

To lie to such successful
and famous individuals...

I... lied as well.

I'm not jetsetter. I'm just
a humble flight attendant.

I cashed in all my airline
points to pay for this trip.

How dare you both
betray me like this!

I needed this tour!

Because obviously,
I am lying, too!

I'm no superstar.

I'm supposed to be performing

at a child's birthday party
right now.

I just...
I really needed something

to relaunch my career.

We're not so different from those
college knuckleheads after all, huh?

Woulda been nice to play again,
one more time.

- [all scream]
- [plant roars

Donald! Giant plant! Help!

You know, this does explain
why the place was so cheap.

And why the brochure
was printed on a leaf.

I'm comin', kids!

Uh-uh-uh.
We have a gig to play.

Are you kidding?

But we do it like we did
in Acapulco.

♪ We're Three Caballeros
Yes, Three Caballeros ♪

♪ They say we are birds
of a feather ♪

♪ We're happy amigos
No matter where he goes ♪

♪ The one, two,
and three goes ♪

♪ We're always together ♪

♪ We're three happy chappies ♪

♪ With snappy serapes ♪

♪ You'll find us
beneath our sombreros ♪

♪ We're brave, and we'll say so
We're bright as a peso ♪

- ♪ Who says so? ♪
- ♪ We say so! ♪

♪ The Three Caballeros ♪

Ahh, that's better!

Now, unhand me,
ya walloping weed!

♪ Ahhhh ♪

♪ We have the stars
to guide us ♪

Uncle Donald,
your voice is terrible!

Keep singing!

♪ Guitars here beside us ♪

♪ To play as we go ♪

♪ We sing and we samba ♪

♪ We shout, "Ay, caramba!" ♪

♪ The Three Caballeros ♪

Aw, thank you!
We'll be here all night!

Oh, man! That was amazing!

I wanna remember
every single moment!

Good thing
I found this!

No pics, so it didn't happen!

So wise.

I think that was even better
than Acapulco!

See? When you're
true to yourself,

everything works out
as it should!

Things really did
work out, huh?

Maybe we should
get the band back together

for real this time!

That is a great idea!

Oh, no! Turbulence!

Curse these
withered old limbs.

I'm so sorry.

♪♪ End theme music plays...
Sync corrections by srjanapala