DuckTales (2017–…): Season 2, Episode 15 - The Dangerous Chemistry of Gandra Dee! - full transcript

With Huey and Webby's help, Fenton woos a punk rock scientist, only to uncover her dangerous plans for Gizmoduck.

Dr. Atmozphere,
It's time I...

rain on your parade.

Huh. You're not even trying
anymore.

I'm sorry. You're my third
weather-based villain this month,

and between the crime sprees
and the public service

and the... ...everything,

I haven't had the chance
to re-up my puns.

One second.

Hello?

Oh, hi, Huey!

No, no, don't reschedule.
I need a break!



You're too busy to finish
telling me how busy you are?

Gizmoduck, you're burned out!

- It's time
I rain on your parade.

You literally just said that.

Ugh. I'm sorry.

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*DUCKTALES (2017)*
Season 02 Episode 15

Title: "The Dangerous Chemistry
of Gandra Dee!"

Sooo, where is this friend?

Oh, Fenton is... very busy.
Working... on robotics!

Sorry I'm late!

Fenton! There ya are!

Ya just missed
a Gizmoduck fly-by!

You're Gizmoduck!

- Huey!
- I didn't say anything!

Hi, I'm Webby!
Nice to see you!

Does your suit have a toilet?!

No matter.
Heroing is well and good,

but today is about science!

About Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera

peeling back
the veil of the unknown

to make a discovery
so revolutionary

that I'll be remembered
as more than just...

- Gizmoduck is in the news...
- And so, once again,

the day is saved,
thanks to Gizmoduck.

Poor Fenton's worn out
from saving the day every day.

The tragic hero
that cares for everyone...

but himself.

Excuse me, I'm looking for your
latest birefringent beam splitters.

Beam splitters, huh?
Cubic or dichroic mirror?

Huh? You know about
dichroic mirror splitters?

Yes. Because I'm a scientist.

High energy physics can be
challenging for a rookie.

Oh, I'm no rookie.
I... I'm a scientist

for McDuck Enterprises,
actually.

Ohh, sell-out science.

Pushing pencils.
Wearing a suit.

Brainstorming
that next Gizmoduck,

like we need more
of that show off.

W-w-wait, I... uh...

W-what is it you do?

Uhh, shatter expectations.

Ugh.

I have no rules, no limits.

I don't kiss up
to zillionaires.

I work for myself.

Actually, I'm working
on my own project

that's pretty neat.
I haven't quite

cracked the equation,
but it's still very dangerous.

The most dangerous
kind of neat.

All right, Suit.
You're doing hard science?

Show me your lab.

Uh, yes. Uh... my lab!
Th-that is mine.

I'll pick you up at seven
for some severe science-ing.

Are they... fighting?

Oh, Webby. This is the standard
romantic courting of adults.

Commonly known as a "meet cute."

Are you sure?
Fenton looks awfully sweaty.

Anxious perspiration.
Intense eye contact.

Coy body language.
Only thing we haven't seen

is the awkward-yet-adorable
accident.

Do you want my name or address
or any means of contact?

Uh, yes, of course,
all of it! Uh...

Love is in the air!

It's Gandra. Gandra Dee.

Customers lining up
for the new WaddleWatch

got an even more exciting
surprise as Gizmoduck...

So, the yellow
or the... yellow?

You need something
more formal. Like a tux.

Ooh! Or a fancy cloak!

I have a lab coat!

You have to dress to impress!

Guys, this is just a professional
meeting of the minds.

That could turn into
a flirtation

that could then blossom
into a loving relationship

for as long
as we both shall live!

But I don't want to
come on too strong.

So, not a date.

A night of romance
is just the break you need.

And, if things don't go well,

you can always reveal
that you're Gizmoduck.

No Gizmo! Just Fenton.

We'll take care of everything.

The lab will be perfect
for your daaaate.

- Not a date!
- What's this about a date?

- It's a little
lab session with a peer.

I should just be myself,
right, M'ma?

Oh, no. Never be yourself
on a first date.

Or a second. Or any dates.

You have to be
the best version of yourself.

Here. This was your dad's.

I've been saving it
for a special occasion.

Have a nice time,
pollito.

Oh and if that girl
breaks your heart,

I will personally hunt her down

and dismantle her life.
Piece by piece.

So-o-o, what's this big date?

- It's not a date.
- Right, of course.

But if it was,
I'd say it's good

to see you find
that special someone.

And that someone
can be many things:

a friend, a confidant,
a deadly ninja,

a forbidden mermaid,
a were-duck,

a clone of yourself...

A Viking Shield-maiden,

a talking cloud of energy
that one time...

Greetings!

Nice upgrade, Suit.

Yeah, you're definitely
the "bad boy of science."

Let's take your limo.
Mine's in the shop.

Get comfy! I'll have ya at your
date in no time! -

You know, there's no pressure.

This doesn't have to be a date.

You don't want this
to be a date?

No, it can be! I mean,
I... I want it to be

what you want it to be!
We're just... two minds melding!

Woof.

♪ It's a date! ♪

♪ Don't let him trick ya, no ♪

My interns should
be prepping the lab right now.

It's a very professional
work environment.

Benvenuti.
Welcome to Giroscopio's,

a place for romance.
Prego, prego, prego!

Please, follow me.

This is your lab?
How do you get anything done

with all this moody
Italian decor?

Yeah, this is not...

Bonjourno, can I
a-tell you about tonight's a-special?

- It's spaghetti!
- Please order it.

It's the only thing we made.

Where is Dr. Gearloose?

Oh, we took good care
of him.

You will rue the day!

What was that?

The, uh, Crackshell-Cabrera
Talk-In Closet!

Will you excuse me a second?

This a disaster!

She's not into
romantic accoutrement.

She's into science!

According to the JWG,
mood is essential.

Without it, how will you two
develop chemistry?

With actual chemistry!

Ugh! What do you want?

Hey, so, I don't like you
not answering my calls.

It makes me feel like
I'm not the only person

in the world,
which is weird for me.

I'm inside the lab, OK?

I want results, Agent D.

You imbeciles! It's a trap!

They're trapping u...

A real scientist
always gets results.

We need to
get rid of this stuff.

Is this spaghetti
tied together?

You're supposed to eat it,

then meet in the middle
for a kiss!

And I'll be ready to capture
the tender moment!

End of the night, we hand out
souvenir photos!

Just science and me and her
and... the moonlight.

Beaks, stop calling!

The serum I made won't work
unless we can get a recording

of Fenton saying the passcode:
"blathering blatherskite."

Those are not everyday words.

But I can't wait!
I'm sick of Gizmoduck

always getting
all the attention!

Ugh! He thinks he's so noble!

Just be patient!

Beaks... eh duh-nuh do patient.

Sorry about my interns'
odd behavior.

They're still under the effects
of a toxic gas leak.

That I assure you
has now been vented.

Been there. Once,
I accidentally unleashed

a nanobot infestation
on my apartment building.

Holy Marconi!

I tried to explain
a protonic reversal

could negate the receptors.
But people don't want

to listen to science.
They called me...

- A kook.
- A menace.

- A crack... pot.
- A crack... pot.

Ms. Dee, shall we science?

Tasty Spray!
Just spritz any food with this

and it tastes
just like glazed donuts!

Like so...

Mmm... glazy!

Mmm mm-hm?

What if you don't like
glazed donuts?

What kind of monster
doesn't like glazed donuts?

You really wanna see something?
Look into my eyes.

- Yes. It's happening.
- Mm!

Eye Buds. Upgrades the eye
into a wireless camera.

Well, set those Eye Buds
on this!

The Universal Solvent!

The future of terraforming
as we know it.

This liquid eats
through anything.

Only the strongest diamonds
are resistant.

So, Rich Boss McDuck

gets to gobble up
all of the Earth's precious gems

for himself.

What's next, some kinda
gold magnet?

Here. Take my hand.

Do you feel that spark?

Aaah!

- What was that?!
- Nanites.

Microscopic robots.
They channel my body's electricity

into usable external power.

You experimented on yourself?
That's incredibly dangerous!

I know! Most of these
pencil-pushers

just theorize and talk...
Uh, what's the word?

Yada yada? Blah blah blah?

Mm, babbling?

Blathering?

Ugh, just one word?
Uhh, this is taking forever!

OK, clearly, Papa needs

to take matters
into his own hands.

Uh, drop a beaks!

♪ Don't let him trick ya ♪

♪ No, no ♪

♪ It's a date ♪

♪ Don't let
him trick ya No, no ♪

♪ It's a date ♪

♪ Don't let
him trick ya No, no ♪

- ♪ Don't, don't, don't ♪
- Access denied.

What, no signal? Boo!

OK, you want punk science?

You want ripping
the fabric of the universe

and bending the elements
to your very will?

My top secret
personal project. Behold!

Fentonium!

A frictionless synthetic crystal
of my own design!

Instead of slowing down
after an initial bounce,

it actually speeds up
and gains energy!

Ada Dovelace,
that's amazing.

Imagine that potential
unleashed!

And incredibly unstable!

Heh. I still need
to crack the equation

or it could tear the lab apart.

An innovative energy generator
from a mild-mannered source.

Like I said. Neat, right?

Yeah. You kinda are.

Hungry, Suit?

OK, OK, they're hungry.
Let's move, people!

Webby: camera.
Manny, Bulb: music.

Me, Huey: food. Order up!

Mwah!

It's really working!

The spaghetti got untied!

Fenton's perfect date!

I need a distraction!

Gandra's a spy for Mark Beaks!

This was all about her trying to
get some passcode from Fenton.

What?! There's nothing in the
romance chapter about spies!

Ohh, this is gonna shatter
Fenton's self-esteem!

Also, he could be
captured by spies!

Two bad things could happen!

Scusi, you have a phone call.

Guys, it's going really well!
Gandra's brilliant and charming

and a little critical,
just like my mother and Gyro

and pretty much everyone else
in my life. Most of all,

Gandra doesn't care about
Gizmoduck, she likes me!

And you guys are just staring.
Why are you staring?

Um... You're... lookin' good
out there, tiger!

Huey! We have some bad news.

You know, I wasn't so sure
about you. But I like this.

You sure you wouldn't like
anything else?

I spy the server right there.

I can Waddle over
and get his attention.

Oh! Uh... no, no, no, no, no.

Uh... But hey! How about
a second date?

We could do a picnic
or get some fresh air.

Go fly a... oh, what are
those things called?

The toy that Ben Frankloon
tied to a key?

I know
what you're here for!

Gizmoduck.
Just like everyone else.

There's a feeling man with feelings
under that synthetic alloy shell!

Whaat? You're Gizmoduck?

You know I am!
Who doesn't?

Blathering Blatherskite.

Is this what you want?!

That's exactly what I want.

You may have the suit,
but I have something better.

A full body upgrade!

That's right.
I drank Dee's nanite serum

and linked it up
with stolen Gizmotech.

I just needed your passcode
to boot it up.

Blathering Blatherskite.

Oh, this feels gross! Ugh!

This is normal, right? Right?

Did you drink more than one
of the serum vials?

Yes, I told you I was bored!

Yaah!

Aaand boom!

Bigger than Gizmoduck!

It's Mega-Beaks!

Oh, and you're all
incredibly dead.

All right.

Which huge muscle should I use
to destroy what first?

You've always been a monster,

but now you are
a literal monster.

Huh?

Mmm... Mm!

Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

Aaah!

Wait, did I just eat
the pie tins?

Huh!

Aah!

Aah! Yaah!
Yuck! Glazed donut!

Whoa!

Go. Find cover.

This date is a disaster.
Fenton's gonna be crushed.

Fenton's going to be crushed!

Ha-ha-ha! Hi, amigo.

Ehh!

Bye, Beaksy.

I'm sorry, Suit.

I've got your kids!

Maybe. I'm not sure
how this family works.

But don't even think about
following me!

Ugh! That idiot!

So I'm the Suit?

You're the one
working for Beaks!

I work for myself.

I just used him
for funding and resources.

For what?
Was any of this real?

What are you?

A scientist!
Free of responsibility.

And look,
for what it's worth...

You're a good scientist.

And you're a crook.

Come on, come on, come on!

OK,
you don't have the suit.

What can you do?
Think, Fenton, think!

#MakeltRain!

How is this
a part of your plan?

I wanted to up my visibility.

You don't get more visible
than being a giant monster!

You ruined Fenton's date!
Where is your heart, man?

In here somewhere,
under all these righteous pecs!

Pla-plow!

Heh, huh... Ow!

Ow. Who's doing that?!

Call me Fenton!

Wow. I never actually
caught a ball before.

Well, who's the loser now,
Coach Dad?!

Yaah!

- Gandra?!
- Hurting puny, helpless heroes

was not part of our deal,
Beaks.

Gonna focus on the hero part.

- Are you OK?
- I... I can't shock him anymore.

His nanite-enhanced skin
is too tough!

Yeah, but what matters
is inside. Under all that,

he's still the same weak,
ego-fueled dweeb.

Ugh, heroes.
Always with the morals.

No, I mean inside, he's weak!

You can stop, Beaks! Look!

You're trending worldwide!

I wanna see! I wanna see!

Huh... huh?

Aah! I can't use a phone.

I can't use a phone!

No-o-o-o!

Huh?

Uhh!

- Yes! Wha...!
- Yahoo! Fenton did it!

And without
the Gizmoduck armor!

Webby, there is no Gizmoduck

without the noble Fenton
underneath...

I want to come down! Help!

Oh, no, the kids!
Gandra, we gotta...

Huh?

Wait. She did it.

Ready to come down anytime now!

Stabilization up 53%!

You. What do you think
you're doing here?

Shouldn't you be
Gizmoducking around out there?

Not today.
I'm needed here.

Scientist at work.

Hm. Wha...?!

Wha...
What happened here?!

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♪ It's a date ♪

- ♪ Don't let him trick ya. No, no ♪
- ♪ It's a date ♪

- ♪ Gonna say it's not. But he's wrong ♪
- ♪ Yes, a date ♪

- ♪ Don't let him trick ya. No, no ♪
- ♪ It's a date ♪

♪ Make no mistake about it ♪