DuckTales (2017–…): Season 2, Episode 11 - The Golden Spear! - full transcript

As Della rebuilds her ship, Penumbra becomes convinced Della's planning an attack. Meanwhile, Donald's nap keeps getting interrupted by adventure.

And so Duckburg is saved,

thanks to Scrooge McDuck and his family!

Uh! Can't stop. So close.

Treacherous spy.
What are you really up to?

- Uncle Donald!
- Donald!

Wak! Ohhh!

Careful!
This was expensive.

A prescription hammock?

"For molting
relating to stress."

Whoa!

Oof!



Doctor's orders.

That's ridiculous.
You're not molting!

Look at that luscious head
full of... Ooh!

Ooh, that's
a lot of feathers.

Anyway, we need to borrow
your old VCR

so we can watch this copy
of the "Necronomicassette,"

the VHS that raises the dead,
the most horrifying...

B horror movie
from the nineties!

We'll take care of it.
No need to worry.

Read your book, relax.
Everything's fine...

If we don't become zombies!

From too much time in
front of the ol' boob tube!

Ha! 'Kay, bye!

Everything's fine.



Waak!

Waak!

♪ Life is like
a hurricane ♪

♪ Here in Duckburg ♪

♪ Race cars, lasers,
airplanes ♪

♪ It's a duck-blur ♪

♪ We might solve
a mystery ♪

♪ Or rewrite history ♪

♪ Ducktales, whoo-ooh ♪

♪ Every day they're out there
making Ducktales ♪

♪ Whoo-ooh ♪

♪ Tales of derring-do ♪

♪ Bad and good-luck tales ♪

♪ Whoo-ooh ♪

♪ D-d-danger lurks behind you ♪

♪ There's a stranger
out to find you ♪

♪ What to do? ♪

♪ Just grab on
to some Ducktales ♪

♪ Whoo-ooh ♪

♪ Every day they're out there ♪

♪ Making Ducktales ♪

♪ Whoo-ooh ♪

♪ Tales of daring
bad and good ♪

♪ Not phony tales
or cottontails ♪

- ♪ No, Ducktales! ♪
- ♪ Whoo-ooh! ♪

*DUCKTALES (2017)*
Season 02 Episode 11

Episode Title:
"The Golden Spear!"

I do wish you would
take up

our offer
to stay with us here.

It would be the perfect
place to work on your ship.

No, thanks.

The only person
I ever managed to bunk with

was my brother,
and we fought constantly.

Well, it's better than
sleeping out in the wastes.

Oh, I'm not sleeping.

I am this close
to patching up my ship

and getting home
to my family.

I just need
a little... more... gold.

Whoa!

Is that Penny?

Penumbra was
our greatest warrior.

Together
we held the mites at bay.

She is a hero
of the Planet Moon.

Which is technically
not a planet, so... Moon Moon?

Planet Moon!

- Oh, hi, Penny.
- Penumbra!

Oh, is it Moon custom to yell?
Howdy, Penny!

Forgive Penumbra.

Since the mites
stopped attacking,

she is a warrior
with no war to fight.

Look who's got
an extended vacay, huh?

What are you gonna do now?

- Oof!
- Seethe.

Sounds fun!

I better get back to work.

The Spear of Selene's
not gonna rebuild itself.

Yes, go back to
your mysterious project!

I am definitely not suspicious
of you!

She's a liar.
Let's blast her.

Ha. I think I spy the
green-eyed monster of jealousy.

I'm not jealous.

She's trying to convince
you all she's your friend

to distract
from some devious attack!

Penumbra, come with me.

See that rock?

My father, General Meridian,
was terrified of it.

Claimed to have seen mysterious
objects launched off it.

He was so afraid that he drove
us into hiding underground,

which allowed the mites to become
a problem in the first place.

Does Della look
like a threat to you?

No. She is squishy
and easily defeatable

if you would just let me.

I will not spend my life
in fear of them, Penumbra.

Our people will see
that in time.

So will you.

I tell you,
she will not rest

until she wreaks havoc
on our planet.

Ah. Poor thing.

Penumbra,
she's staying with you.

That's an order.

- Aaah!
- Aaah!

- Aaah!
- Aaah!

Aaah!

Yaah! Unh!

Ohh!

Ha ha!

Huh?!

Aaah ha ha!

"Quacktu baraduck Necktie!"

All right!

- That was awesome!
- Whoo-hoo!

We're alive!

See? I told you
everything was fine.

Get back to rest.

Everything's... fine.

Ahh!

Guess who's a God now?!

Huh? Huh?!

Waak! Oh, no.

Intrepid Dewey bravely seized

the Sandals of Hermes
from my chest

and is now
messenger of the Gods!

Father
is most displeased.

Um, he's just jealous

'cause I'm the youngest
Deweity on the block!

Father has declared war
on Dewey Duck.

What?!

Ohh ohhh!

Yeesh. Don't worry,
Uncle Donald.

You just rest.
We totally got this!

Ha ha!

Ow, the lightning burns!

Ohh!

Hey, roomie!

Whoo! Hey, careful,

you don't want to burn
down your garage.

Sorry, our garage!

Lunaris told me you so generously
volunteered to put me up.

I was like,
"Well, I can't say no

to my new best friend, right?"

Look at us, strangers
from different worlds,

forced to be roommates.

We're a classic odd couple.

I don't know what that is.

Ha ha! Thanks for letting me
stay at your pad, Penny.

Lieutenant. Penumbra.

Aw, look at
your cute little spear.

That was my Childhood
Training Spear.

I used it to defend my home
from unwanted pests.

Oh! Speaking of spears,

I better get back
to working on mine.

Hey!
We both have spears.

That's neat!

No, it isn't.

Yes, it is!

No, it isn't!

Yes, it is!

Nooo!

Hup!

Treacherous imposter.

No one is falling
for your Earth ways.

You're the stranger...

That saved us
with your Earth ways!

Hey, Zenith!

A true hero
living right next door.

Count my lucky stars.

I heard you beat the mite
with com-pa-ssion.

Is that some fancy
Earth fighting technique?

No, no. I'm just a mom

trying to get home
to see her kids.

You gave us so much.

We would be honored
to help you in any way.

Really? Thanks!

Has everyone gone crazy?

Why are you helping her?!
Ugh!

So I tied up
the Beagle Boys

and strung them down from
the bank rafters like a yo-yo.

That is amazing!

What is a yo-yo?

You do tricks with it...

Around the world
and walk the dog.

That is amazing!

What is a dog?

Dazzling them with lies

about how your pitiful planet
is better than ours!

Pff! Two can play
at that game.

Well, look
who's coming around.

Greetings... roomie.

Do I see a shenanigan
in our future?

Yes. Shenanigans.
Another reason Planet Moon

is more fun
than your lame Earth.

Aw, we can both
be great, right?

The Earth, the Moon,

which orbits
around the Earth.

Raah!

Shenanigan!

Anyway, the Moon
is safe and beautiful

and has everything you could
possibly want, right?

I thought so,
until I learned

of the wondrous "dogs"
and "yo-yos."

Tell us more
about why you love it so.

Well, because
my family is there.

And because the Earth
has wonders large and small!

The Pyramids, the humpback
whale, slap bracelets!

What is
a slapping bracelets?

Observe.

I've never seen
anything so stylish.

Um, hello?

We have matching outfits
made of gold!

The Earth is beautiful!

When I get back, I'm gonna
show my boys every inch of it.

It'll be
like I never left.

We'll conquer
Mount Neverrest!

Discover the Hidden Pyramid
of Toth-Ra!

I'm telling you,
my family is fearless!

Aaaah! Aaaah! No!

Raaah!

Foolish son, inviting
mortals into the pantheon!

Father,
they are my friends!

Please, cease your wrath!

Nuh-uh! Donald out!

I shall face my fellow God

in a manner
befitting Olympus.

Hey, Beardo! You stink!

No! You do!

Go! Go! Goooo!

- Unh!
- Waaaak!

Yaaah!

Huh? She's sprung her trap!

The gargantuan Gilded
Man tore through El Dorado...

Oh, my craters!

...annihilating everything
in its path like... Rraaah!

But I looked
the bionic behemoth

square in its cold,
unfeeling eyes,

I climbed up
his craggy armor,

burst inside, and tore
him apart from within,

bringing his tyrannical,
mechanical reign to an end!

- Ohh!
- Whoa-ho-ho!

Oh, nothing that exciting
ever happens in Tranquility.

That's why
it's called Tranquility,

not Robot-Monster-Town!

Ooh, is there
a Robot-Monster-Town on Earth?

Not once
I'm done with it.

- Aaah!
- Penumbra.

Your orders were to see that
our guest has a pleasant stay.

I don't think
getting speared

would be very pleasant,
do you?

No. Just a little?

No harm is
to come to Della.

But she is filling
their heads with Earth lies

and making me... I mean, us.

The Moon seem inferior
by comparison.

She's sharing the wonders
of her culture.

Like this rocket!

So intricate, yet so simple.

Why, all she has to do
is flip this little switch

to launch
the Spear into space.

Remarkable!

You have to think about
the big picture, Penumbra.

I'm counting this
as a win!

Whoa! Oof!

Oh, Aerodynamic Donald,

who knew that your bold
brand of goodness

could be matched
only by your...

Gotta rest.

Everything's fine.

Waaak!

What are you doing here?

- Well, I... huh?!
- Nothing!

Definitely not checking
your pockets

for spare
million dollar bills.

No, neither of you. Him.

Why are you trespassing
in my togs, goat?

I'm no goat.

This is merely
my terrestrial form.

Oh, no!

And the laws of man
do not apply

in the ethereal realm
of Goat'hool,

a netherworld of treasures
untold and petulant orcs!

Enter, nobles,
and ye shall be kings!

Kings!

Wha-haa!

Treasure!

Aww, come on!

Unh! Unh!

Unh!

Oh, my!

It's working.

Thanks. All of you.

I'm finally getting back
to my family on Earth!

Hooray!

Earth! Earth! Earth! Earth!

If you all think Earth
is so great,

why don't you
just go already?!

Can we please go with you?

Ooh! We could get
our very own dog.

Ooh, and dress it
in slap bracelets!

I wish I could take
all of you,

but the Spear is too small.

There's no way
you'd all fit.

Awwwww!

But the great hero
can do anything.

Surely she could do it
if she wanted to.

Was it something I did?

Was it something
you did?

Are you embarrassed
by our primitive Moon ways?

No! I really wish
I could take you,

but it's just not possible.

I thought nothing
could stop

the amazing Della Duck.

Too bad. A failure,
a liar, and she snores.

How could she?

Or maybe it is possible.

What? No!

Penny's right.

I learned rocket science,
I rebuilt my ship,

why can't I fit you all
in the Spear?

I don't know! Why?

No, honey,
she's saying she can.

Oh, really?
Oh ho ho! Thank you!

You all helped me.

This is the least I can do.

Pack your bags!
We're all going to Earth!

Yeah!

- Earth! Earth! Earth! Earth!
- Rrrr arrr!

Waah! Oof!

So you see, Louie,

true royalty
comes from within.

Yeah, right, sure. So the real king
won't be needing this crown, right?

Wha...

Oh, boy.
You don't look so good.

I'm fine.

Everything's... f-f-fine.

Uncle Donald, I need
a caravan of camels...

I got an offer to host
Dewey Dew-nite in Demagorgana!

There's
a sword horse stampede...

...to search
for the desert ship of Galleon!

Everything is not fine.

Uncle Donald?

It's a mass exodus!

Ow! Lieutenant!

She's brainwashed them
with lies and magical bracelets!

She's gonna
get them killed!

Slow down.
What's happening?

She's taking them
all to Earth.

She's destroying Tranquility!

Our people have to be free
to make their own decisions.

She's a liar!
She's definitely up to something,

and she's
never washed a dish!

Who you talking about?

Sorry, I didn't mean
to startle you.

I... We weren't
talking about you.

We were talking about
another foul beaked beast.

You don't know her.

I found this
over by the statue.

You guys helped me
fix my Spear.

It's only right
that I fix yours.

Thank you, Della,
that's too kind.

These are my kids.

Their heads aren't
really shaped like eggplants.

I'm not a good artist.

But thanks to you,

I'm going to have a
chance to be a good mom.

I know what it's like to be
separated from your people.

To be forced to trust
someone else to protect them.

No one could ever
protect your people

as well as you, Penny.

But as long
as they're with me,

I'll try with all I've got.

I promise.

Waaah!

Oh, no! The kids!
What now?!

What's all this?

Uncle Donald, you work
so hard taking care of us.

And we
don't make it easy.

Often on purpose.

So we arranged
a month-long cruise

in the glassy waters of the
Caribbean on the S.S. 40 Winks.

No phones. No adventure.
And lots of hammocks.

Thanks. But I can't
leave the boys.

Who's going
to keep you out of trouble?

We have an entire family
to keep us safe.

Go relax.

Plus the cruise
is non-refundable,

and I will not give charity
to layabout cruise companies,

do you hear me, lad?!

Okay, maybe Della's
not pure evil,

but she's still planning
to take my people

to that planet
of nightmare horrors tomorrow.

Uh! Why can't she
just go now?!

Launch sequence activated.

T-Minus 40... 39...

Buh? I told you, Penny,
I'll wash the dishes tomorrow.

The Spear!
What's going on?!

I... don't know?

There must have been
a malfunction!

I can't stop it!

The emergency launch
is irreversible!

Go! Get back
to your family!

But what about the others?!

I can't leave them behind!
I promised!

We'll build more.

Give me the plans for the ship.

We'll build a fleet,

and we'll follow you
to Earth shortly.

You've inspired
my people, Della!

Let me return the favor!

Thirteen... 12... 11...

ten... nine...

eight... seven... six...

five... four... three...

two... one.

I'm coming, boys!

Mom is coming home!

Sir, what are you doing?

Huh?

What's going on?

The Spear, it's gone!

Della betrayed you.

She betrayed us all!

She lured us with sad stories

and fabulous falsehoods
about Earth

so that we'd help her
rebuild her ship.

Then when the time was right,
she attacked me!

But what about her family?
And all those stories?

An elaborate deception.

- Oh, no!
- But why?

Because she was just the
first wave of a bigger attack.

She lied to us
so that she could get back

to tell her fellow Earthers
that we are weak!

Soft! Primed for an invasion!

But are we going
to hide down here

- and wait to be invaded?
- No!

Or are we going
to take these plans

that I wrestled away from
the traitor as she fled,

and use them to build a fleet
of ships and invade them first!

Yes!

And prove that the Moon

is the greatest planet
in the universe?!

Yeahhhh!

We are the mighty!

We are the Moon!

Moon! Moon! Moon!

Moon! Moon!

You wanted this all along.

You brought her
and her ship here.

Got them
on her side. Why?

Because the others are not
warriors like you and I.

They needed
a reason to fight.

So I gave them one:
betrayal.

And I got her
to give me these,

with a little good old
Earth compassion.

But you're risking
the lives of our people!

- Aren't you afraid that...
- No!

I will not spend my life in fear
of the Earth like my father.

The Earth will fear me.

But why did you
pair her with me?

Honestly? It was the only way
I could get her to move here.

She actually liked you,
Penumbra.

Said you reminded her
of her brother.

Huh? Huh?!

It can't be!

Della?!

Della? Della!

Where are you?!

Launch sequence activated.

Aw, phooey.

T-minus 60.

- Thirty... eight...
- Uh! Uh! No!

- ...three... two...
- No! Nooooo!

...one.

Waaaaaak!

I'm home.

Sync corrections by srjanapala