Drop Dead Diva (2009–2014): Season 2, Episode 10 - Will & Grayson - full transcript

Jane defends a fugitive cop against theft charges meant to derail his investigation into corruption on the force.

That was me -- deb -
until the day I died.

I thought I'd go
straight to heaven,

But there was a bit of a mix-up

And I woke up in
someone else's body.

So now I'm jane,

A super-busy lawyer with
my very own assistant.

I got a new life, a new wardrobe,

And the only people who really
know what's going on with me

Are my girlfriend stacy and
my guardian angel, fred.

I used to think everything
happened for a reason...

Whoo!



...And, well,
I sure hope I was right.

Jane! What are you doing?

Not... Online shoe shopping.

Oh, please.

You've got a credit
card in your hand

And a post-retail glow.

Denim espadrilles
and free shipping.

And don't you ever knock anymore?

You've got to go home and
get dressed. For what?

Don't you read your
calendar anymore?

Yes. I have a pedicure at 6:00.

It has been on there forever
in giant red letters --

"p-e-d-I."

It doesn't stand for "pedicure."



It doesn't? Well, good.
'cause it seemed hostile.

I mean, the red letters -
like you have a problem

With my toes or something.

It's the police endowment
for district 1 banquet.

You're one of the honorees.

I'm really getting an award? Yeah.

It's for the pro bono work you did for the
police department before you were shot.

Parker bought a table.

Parker's going with kim.
Grayson's going with vanessa.

Fred just asked stacy.

And you are going with
someone totally amazing.

I have a date?

Yes. An awesome date -- me.

Now, go home,
put on something nice,

And practice your speech.

Um, I don't have a speech.

But I remember an
audition I once did

For a commercial agent --

Fruity o's are not only tasty,

But they're fortified
with vitamins and minerals

Needed to start your day!

Jane, you can go over your speech

While you're getting ready.
You know what?

Maybe I should start with a joke.
You don't tell jokes.

Last time you tried,
let's just say,

What I wouldn't give
for some amnesia.

I appreciate you coming
to jane's event tonight.

Are you kidding me?
Any excuse to buy a new dress.

You look great, by the way.

Vanessa.

Um, sondra?

I- I'm sorry to interrupt.

I don't know who else to talk to,

And your office said
that you were here.

No, no, no, no. That's okay.

Um, sondra, this is grayson.

Nice to meet you. Hi.

Uh, will's firing everyone and
moving the factory to mexico.

What?! When?

In two weeks. We just got the news.

Um, sondra is the floor
manager at metalworks,

A company in fullerton
that my firm represents.

Will casey is the c.E.O.

I don't know what I'll do.

My husband's out of work.
We're behind on bills.

Sondra, does the factory
have more than 100 employees?

Yeah. Why?

Under california law, management
has to give you 60 days' notice.

You know what? He's right.

yeah, well, two weeks or 60 days,

I'm still out of a job -
unless you can help us?

My -- my firm represents will,

So that would be a conflict of --

I can represent you.

I don't know if I can stop
the plant from closing,

But I'll file for an injunction,
slow things down,

See if I can give, uh,
will some time to rethink.

That would be... Amazing.

I'll call you tomorrow.

Okay. Thank you.

Both of you.

I like him.

bye. Bye.

Full disclosure --

Um, will casey, the c.E.O. --

He's an ex.

An ex...Plorer?

expatriate.

Ex-fiancé.

Ah.

That's how I know sondra.

When we were together,
I spent some time at the factory.

Can you tell me
anything about will...

...That might be
relevant to the case.

I can tell you that he
doesn't like to lose.

Guess what. Neither do I.

Sure is something strange
about that woman.

Well, thanks for the tip.

See you. Hello.

I didn't think you were coming.
I didn't think you were coming.

Why not? I ain't late.

No, I guess not.
No, I guess you're not.

But then I got here a little early.

I must have been overanxious.

But you weren't, though, were you?

I stopped along the way
for a couple of drinks.

Why are we talking to old
black-and-white movies?

I'm honing my craft.

Mm. It is so much less
expensive than acting class.

Plus, these old
black-and-white movies

Are great for my enunciation.

Oh, I see.

Where did you get all those movies?

They were in the storage unit
where we put old jane stuff.

I found them behind your
seventh-grade science-fair project.

Second place. Congratulations.

Oh, well, thank you.

Okay, now, help me pick an outfit.

This lavender-colored a-line
with a plunging v-neck...

Ooh, that one says, "look at me!

I'm getting a fancy lawyer award!"

...Or this lovely
three-quarter-sleeve power suit?

Which says, "I'm so
bored I forgot to yawn."

Sweetie, she is being honored
as a pillar of the community.

True, and I'm proud of her,

But she doesn't have
to look like a pillar.

Ooh, champagne. It's ginger ale.

You're the first honoree,

Which means your speech
is in 20 minutes.

I still don't have my opening joke.

And everyone here thanks you.

Wow. Tiny corn.
I feel like a giant.

Hmm, if I eat the
shrimp and the bacon,

Then can't eat the main course.

And if I eat the main course,
then I can forget about dessert.

It's like buffet calculus.

Do I have some tiny corn in mteeth?

Nope. You're good.

May I refill your flute?

Absolutely.

Stacy. Hmm?

Hi. Have you met vanessa?

Nope. Only heard stuff.

Good stuff. Love the dress.

Oh. Thank you.

I'll get us so drinks.

So, vanessa, you d grayson --

Hot and heavy or warm and light?

I met you like two seconds ago.

And I feel a connection.

Okay. Um, well, stacy, you first.

You seeing anyone special?

Not at the moment.

I've made a decision --

No boys until I get
my career in gear.

Excuse me. Everyone
please find your seats.

No boys unthe program's
about to begin.

Bingum. Big night.
I'm proud of you.

Thank you.

In youspeech,
when you thank me by name,

Ask me to stand.

I'lleign modesty while you
sing my praises. Got it?

Ooh. Stuffed mushrooms.

Jane, I love these shoes.

Oh.

Really? Thanks, kim.

I wore the same ones last year.

When she's not looking,
I'll spill my cosmo in her clutch.

And for her tireless work

On behalf of the police
officers of district 1,

I present this year' citizens
award to jane bingum.

Congratutions.

Thank you.

Looking out at all the police
officers in the audience,

It reminds me of a joke.

A cop walks into a bar -- "ouch!"

You get it? He walks into a bar.

it's just like...

Why?

I can't tell you what
this honor means to me.

I mean, I don't know if I
deserve an award, but...

You're right. You don't.

Excuse me?

You don't deserve an award.

You stole my husband
and ruined my life!

She's an administrative assistant

In the detective bureau.

Never met her.
And I'd rather not discuss it.

But apparently you do
know her husband --

Detective todd prentiss?

What is she doing here?

I've asked kim to evaluate
the firm's exposure.

If detective prentiss
is not only a client

But also your...

Lover.

...It exposes the firm to liability

Under california rule 3-120.

And yet sleeping with the boss -
perfectly acceptable.

Careful, bingum.

Excuse me, jane.

You have a visitor -
the woman you allegedly scorned --

Hope prentiss.

I said "allegedly."

Mrs. Prentiss. May I call you hope?

Ms. Bingum, may I call
you a home wrecker?

Um, last night,
I tried to talk to you,

But security pulled
you out so quickly.

I think there's been
a misunderstanding.

Really?

How do you explain these photos?

Um, well, that -
that's definitely m-me

And...

...T-todd o-outside
of a motel room.

But it just -
it still doesn't prove...

Why don't we all sit down?

Okay.

What is it that you want,
mrs. Prentiss?

We were married for 10 years,
most of them good.

About eight months ago,
he started acting strangely.

I thought maybe he was cheating,
so I hired a p.I.

When I got these photos,
I decided to confront todd.

What did he say?

He disappeared before
I got the chance.

He left me a note
saying we were over,

That he was leaving town,
that he was sorry.

And when I saw you, I remembered
your face from the photos,

And I just snapped.

It's been eight months,
and you haven't heard from him?

He wires money into our
checking account every month.

$378.

Well, that's an odd number.

Our son has polycystic
kidney disease.

That's the cost of his treatment,
after insurance.

I am so sorry.

I don't want your pity.

I want you to giveodd a message.

Honestly, I don't know where he is.

Honestly, I don't believe you.

Tell todd that he can go to hell.

Tell him to quit wiring the
money into our account.

Billy and I are fine without him.

Mr. Kent, this is a business matter,
not a legal one.

You violated the notice
requirement of the warn act.

So it is a legal matter,
and we have an expedited court date.

Given the "faltering
company" exception,

The two-week notice
is within our rights.

Mr. Casey, I'm hoping
we can figure out

A way to save these jobs.

I've heard you're a fair
boss and a decent guy.

I guess you have an advantage.

'cause I've heard
nothing about you.

Look, do you really think
that I want to move the plant?

I think you want
to make more money,

And you've figured
out a way to do so

By throwing your
employees under the bus.

I'm not that guy.

Sondra, you remember
the truckers' strike?

We had to stop production,
but everyone got a paycheck.

Out of my own pocket.

It's true.

My business model no longer works.

I have a competitor in
bakersfield who undercuts me.

So I either go to mexico
or I go out of business.

Let's just be honest.

Moving to mexico is
an anti-union maneuver

Qualifying as an
unfair labor practice.

And that's what we'll
argue in court.

Good luck getting a judge to agree.

That shouldn't be a problem.

Judge kellard caught this case.

His track record is pro-labor.

Guess I do have the advantage.

What is it, fred?

I need to ask you something.

Yes, everyone says that jane

Was having an affair
with a married man.

She didn't seem like the type.

But what am I supposed
to do about it?

Um, I'm not here about you.
I'm here about me.

Oh, okay. What?

How do you jump-start
an acting career?

you want to be an actor?

No. Um, I'm asking for stacy.

She's not gonna start dating
until her career's in gear.

And I want to help with that.

That's either really
sweet or really creepy.

Either way, I can't deal right now.
I'm preoccupied.

Oh. Right. The adultery.

How are you processing all that?

I feel bad for hope.

And if I was having an
affair with her husband,

Then I'm disappointed in old jane.

Ah, nobody's perfect.

I know, but...

Jane, if you want to know what happened,
go find out. Really?

I thought you'd say I should
live my life going forward,

Not dwell on the past.

You're jane now. You have a past.

You need to own it.

Hmm.

Mrs. Bingum. It's great
to see you again.

It's been awhile.

Uh, yes, it has.

He called you "mrs." I heard.

Uh...Joe.

So I have been doing my taxes,

And I misplaced some paperwork.

Could I get a copy of my receipts?

Not a problem.

Why do you want the receipts?

Because if we ordered turkey
clubs from room service,

That says one thing.

Champagne and strawberries,
something else.

Ah.

Here you go, mrs. Bingum.

Great.

Uh, no room-service charges?

No room service.
We're not the four seasons.

But I do see a note here.

It looks like housekeeping
found something in your room.

Ooh!

Native gonzo sunglasses.

Ooh, they're prescription.

Vented. Cam-action hinges.

Okay, these glasses tell us, "a,"

Todd's an active outdoor guy,

And, "b," he's missing a pair.

So he might have
needed a replacement...

And would have called...

Fredericks opticians in van nuys.

Putting it all together,

Jane was cheating with a
nearsighted, outdoorsy cop

Who took her to a motel
with no room service.

Hey, sexy.

Hey. This is a nice surprise.

Um...

I owe you an apology.

That case that I roped you into,

I don't think it's going anywhere.

Well, that's where you're wrong.

We'll be in court with
a pro-labor judge.

No, you won't. Kellard's out.

What?

Yeah, he recused himself.

Will's lawyers -- my firm --

Just hired kellard's
son as a paralegal.

Intentionally creating a
conflict to bump kellard.

unbelievable.

You got judge railsback -
anti-labor, pro-business.

Wait, how did you hear before me?

Um, will called me.

Well, that's a little weird,
isn't it?

Not really.

I mean, he knows that I
found sondra a lawyer.

Does he know about us? About me?

Yes.

Of course. I told
him a few weeks ago.

Why?

Your ex played dumb at our
settlement conference.

Said he never heard of me.

Tell me this isn't gonna
turn into a dogfight.

Really, it's not about you and him.

No, but maybe it's
about him and you.

Your engagement -
who broke it off?

I did.

Do you think will still
has feelings for you?

Wait, it -- it doesn't matter.

I should get back to work.
'cause I have a case to win.

Are you sure this is the address
you got from the optician?

Yes, his new glasses were
mailed to 1601 benfield,

Apartment 200.

So have you checked your
breath and adjusted the girls?

What? Oh, please.

You're about to be
reunited with your lover.

We do not know that for sure.

Yeah. Whatever.
I want a full report. Bye.

Jane.

Todd.

I never thought I'd see you again.

I -- anyone else hoknow
you're here?, jane?

Todd, you're making
me really nervous.

Can we just talk?

Okay.

Start talking.

Okay, look, let's just
take a giant step back.

Eight months ago, I was shot.

I know. Oh. Okay.

Did you also know that
I suffered memory loss?

Like, total.

Are you serious?

Yes.

So I'm a little afraid to ask,

But what was going on between us?

About a year ago I
noticed a discrepancy

Between cash that was
confiscated from crime scenes

And that that was vouchered
in the evidence log.

Anything?

No.

I planted a microphone
in the locker room,

Hoping that these dirty cops
would incriminate themselves.

My hunch paid off, I came to you,

And that's when I gave
you the recording.

So you just came to
me for legal help?

Yeah. That's it -- just legal help?

Yeah.

So why were we meeting
at the bayshore motel?

Because we needed to keep it quiet.

of course.

Jane, is any of this
coming back to you at all?

No. Not really.

Now, what happened
to the recording?

I gave it to you.

We were supposed to set up a
meeting with internal affairs,

But you didn't show up.

I figured you'd got cold feet.

On my way home, that's
when I heard you got shot.

That had nothing to do with you.

Oh, I know that now,
but that evening

I get a phone call from
a friend of mine in I.A.

Saying that I'm the one

Who's being accused
of stealing the cash.

And I had two choices --

Get out of town or
face the charges.

Now, jane, without that recording,
I didn't have a defense.

I called you like a hundred times.

You didn't even answer
your damn phone.

Wait, what number did you call?
I never received any messages.

I called you on the
disposable phone.

The one I got you.

Looks like this.

Okay, why didn't you tell your
wife where you were going?

I had to break it off or
she'd come looking for me.

And I couldn't risk it.

It's been a living hell.

But at least they're okay.

They're okay, right?

They're fine.

Hope thinks that you and
I are having an affair.

She had a p.I.
Follow us to the motel.

Oh, god.

We got to fix this.

You still have the
recording, right?

Did I tell you where I put it?

Yeah, you said you'd
put it somewhere safe.

Then...

I'm sure I'll find it.

Okay, good.

Hey, boss, do you have a minute?

If I can bill someone, sure.

"proposal for a harrison &
parker recruitment video"?

You want to make a
recruitment video? Why?

The top 15% of all
law firms have one.

Still haven't answered my question.

You know barnes in corporate?

Penelope, his assistant,
is redesigning the firm logo.

Barnes is getting all the credit.

And you want to prove you're
just as ambitious as penelope.

It's all about
making you look good.

What do you say?

Knock yourself out, spielberg.

Todd, make yourself comfortable.
I'll be right in.

Just my type -- tall,
dark, and cop.

Who's married and was not
having an affair with me.

I know. You told me like
three times on the phone.

Any luck with the
missing recording?

Still missing.
I checked everywhere.

Teri, do I trust anyone in the d.
A.'s office?

There's marissa block.
You helped get her the job.

Oh, good. Bring her up to speed.
She owes me.

Stacy? Are you okay?

It's just so sad.

They killed his brother.

What? Who?

terry malloy.

He had these -- these dreams
about being a prizefighter.

but he thinks he's just a bum.

Ah.

"on the waterfront."

why are you home in
the middle of the day?

I need your help on a project.

Oh, I love projects.

Should I get my poster
board and glue gun?

It involves acting.

Please keep talking.

If my project is a success,

It will be seen all over the country,
year after year.

Like "titanic"?

Why not?

I am making a recruitment
video for harrison --

Ford! Oh! Harrison
ford is recruiting?!

Harrison & parker, the law firm.

Shouldn't you use real lawyers?

Did they use real dockworkers
in "on the waterfront"?

No sirree.

They used actors.

And you are the best
damn actor I know.

So will you do it?

How does a lawyer say "yes,
yes, absolutely, yes"?

Um...With a hug?

Yay!

Have you found the
recording? Not yet.

But I'm going to get everything
I own out of storage.

And in the meantime,

I'll request protective
custody for your whole family.

Okay.

Jane. We have a situation.

When I called your
friend at the d.A.'s,

She said there's an outstanding
arrest warrant for todd,

And she's legally
required to act on it.

What? No.

Reception just called.

Two uniformed cops
are on their way up.

Stall them. Okay.

Todd, lock the door
and close the blinds.

What are you doing?
We need a judge to help us.

And I know just the one.

Not ringing any bells.

Could you describe
this todd prentiss?

Ma'am, we're not playing games.
Where is he?

Yes, boss.

Teri -- screen share now!

On it. Please hold.

Hey, jane. How are you?

You're lucky to find me here.
I'm about to run into court.

It's important -- life and death.

Really? Who's dying?

My client if he gets
arrested by the police.

All right, you got two
minutes. Talk fast.

Detective todd prentiss is
accused of stealing money,

But he's really being
set up by dirty cops,

Like what that creepy s.W.A.
T. Guy did to kevin james

In "paul blart: Mall cop."

Don't judge. It's really good.

Anyway, now the police
are here to arrest him.

I feel for you.

You see this face?

He's not guilty.

Hi.

Hi.

Okay, well,
what do you want me to do?

Arraign him now and release him.

You know I can't do that
until he's arrested.

I don't have the power.

But you do have the power
to accept his surrender.

I surrender. There you go.

Well, there you go.
Anything else you need?

An order for the police officers

Who are about to kick
in my office door?

Detective prentiss has
been released per my order.

Everybody go home.

Help yourself to a cold
drink on your way out.

Mrs. Prentiss.

Thank you for calling. Where is he?

Hope, uh...

I'm so sorry.

Jerk.

Can you forgive me?

I see no anti-union animus
in metalworks's decision

To move to mexico.

I thought you might say that,
your honor,

So I'd like to amend our complaint

And enter additional
probative evidence.

go ahead, counselor.

I move to admit...

This dog, those books...

And that garbage into evidence.

You have 30 seconds.

I call betty fenniger,
city manager of fullerton,

To the stand.

Ms. Fenniger, please
tell me what will happen

To the contents of this bag
when metalworks is gone.

The garbage?

It'll end up on the streets,
just like the stray dog.

And the library? Closed.

Without the plant,
our tax base will be decimated,

And we won't be able
to pay city workers.

Objection -- relevance.

It's called equitable estoppel.

When metalworks set
up shop in fullerton,

They made promises to the city.

Isn't that right? Yes.

And in turn we provided tax breaks

And expanded city services.

So would you agree that there
was an implicit contract --

If you expanded city services,
they would remain in your city?

Yes. That was the deal we made.

Thank you.

Ms. Fenniger, do you have
that deal in writing?

No.

Nothing further.

Detective mckay,

You are aware of the charges
against detective prentiss.

What first drew your
attention to him?

It pains me to testify
against a fellow cop,

But detective prentiss
was acting suspiciously.

The theft was
discovered on a Tuesday.

And Wednesday morning,
prentiss disappeared.

Cash was taken from
several different files.

The only thing they
had in common --

Detective prentiss was
the last guy to sign in.

Sergeant contorsi,
you are the custodian of evidence,

Correct?

Yeah, that's my job.

So according to your log,

The same day detective prentiss
was in the evidence room,

Detectives remar and mckay
were also viewing evidence.

Sure, but they were
viewing different files.

Once an officer signs
into the evidence room,

Isn't it possible he
could go to any file?

Not on my watch.

Isn't it true that detective remar

And detective mckay could
have stolen the money

And you forged my client's
signature in your log?

Objection, your honor.
Counsel's throwing mud.

Sustained.

Ms. Bingum, if you have nothing
further, we're at recess.

Nothing further. At the moment.

I have to find the recording.

Travel scrabble. Hmm.

And a lake cachuma
fishing license, 2002.

oh.

And a red disposable cellphone

That todd gave me.

I lovehe color.

We're getting closer to
finding the recording.

I can feel it.

Perhaps what we need is a
brief evidentiary hearing!

Whoa, what was that?

I'm practicing.

I'm playing a lawyer
in fred's movie.

Didn't you notice my costume?

Yes. It's a business suit.

I move that you recuse yourself.

Counsel is testifying, your honor!

Get me some hemoglobin, stat!

Ooh, that last line was medical.

Really, you're going
to criticize me

While I'm raw and in character?

Sorry. It's okay.

Fred's got a real vision.

I think this could be a classic like "
on the waterfront."

Oh, my god. I know.
It's exciting, right?

Yeah, stacy,
where are jane's dvds --

The ones that were in these boxes?

I put them on the bookshelf.

And I put the books in the garage.

It's not like we read.

Wait, what's going on,
sweetie? You're getting all wacky.

Maybe jane put the recording
in one of these dvd cases.

Mm, I don't think so.
I watched all of them.

Well, not the ones on the
upper shelf -- documentaries.

Snooze.

"richard nixon -- a biography."

Oh!

Richard milhous nixon,
the 37th president.

He resigned from office in the
wake of the watergate scandal.

Milhous is a funny name.

Stacy, nixon taped everything.

So if jane was being clever --

And I think she was
that kind of girl --

Then she might have put it in here.

Stacy.

We found it.

We got to step it up.Ke.

No. A little at a time.
Just like we agreed.

As long as it's just the
three of us, it's enough.

When do we settle up?

Tomorrow night. At the barn.

Irrefutable proof, your honor,
that my client is innocent.

Sure. If the recording were real.

If? What do you mean, "if"?

I made this recording, your honor.

I'll testify under oath.

Which should suffice
for authentication.

The defendant will testify
to anything to save himself.

He has a point, ms. Bingum.

I mean, do you have
any other evidence

To support the legitimacy
of this recording?

Um...

We ask that you preclude
the recording as evidence.

Under evidence code 1401,
I find that the defense

Has failed to authenticate
the recording.

It's inadmissible. Motion granted.

Thank you.

What are you drinking?

I'm not. My office
said you had an offer.

I'll double the severance
for every employee.

Not good enough.

She's still gonna like
you if you settle.

excuse me?

You want to beat the ex-boyfriend.

I'd want the same.

Look, I'm sorry vanessa
broke up with you,

But she has nothing to do with
how I'm handling the case.

She said she broke up with me?

Yeah.

Well, you have my offer.
Take it to your client.

When do we settle up?

Tomorrow night. At the barn.

Why are we listening to this again?

The judge threw it out.

Because maybe it'll point us to
something that she'll let in.

Like something you
might hear at the barn.

It's a downtown cop bar.

And you know this because?

Because cops get lonely.

Okay, so someone needs
to head over to this barn

And see if they can get one
of the dirty cops to talk.

I wish I could,
but they all know me there.

Plus, they won't
talk to just anyone.

They like a certain trashy type.

Come on.

What kind of law interests you?

Labor law? We'll put you to work.

Contracts? Sign on the dotted line.

Free speech?

Oh. Sorry.

We all like to talk.

At harrison & parker,
you will meet fascinating clients.

Like the prizefighter whose
dreams are being dashed

By a mean union boss.

I went a little off-book there.

I didn't even notice.
It looks great.

And there's no shortage of
friendly and helpful assistants.

Like that one over there.

And...Cut!

I heard there was an offer.

Let me guess -- will called.

It bothers you.

Did you really break up with him?

Why? W- w-what did he say?

Doesn't matter what he said.
I care what you tell me.

Look, we were together
for three years.

And I loved him.

But I wasn't in love with him.

And he knew it.

So, yes, technically, he ended it,

But I should have.

Are you upset?

Only that I haven't found
a way to win this case.

What's this?

Schofield manufacturing?

The company in bakersfield.

Will's competition.

If they can make a profit
while remaining in california,

Why can't will?

Hmm. Come here.

What?

Come over here.

Hmm.

I feel bad for will.

It can't be easy seeing
you with someone new.

Jane.

Ooh, stop perving.

Look, I'm fine wearing a wire,

But I'm not wearing this
stupid hat or those capris.

Look, I know that the
pants are stacy's,

But I really think
you could squeeze in.

Wear that hat, and you will
be arrested for glittering.

A tube top and a press-on
american-flag tattoo.

Enough. I'm wearing my own clothes.

Just tell me who I'm
looking for. Okay.

Detective mckay -- 37, married.

Detective remar -- 28, single.

Ooh, and sergeant lou contorsi.

10 bucks says he'll be there.

Always drinks jack, straight up.

Sits at a corner table
almost every night.

45 years old, married 17 years.

But still looking,
and he likes blondes.

Wire me up.

It's good, right?

Tequila. Añejo if you have it.

Yeah, I been shot
a couple of times.

Didn't kill me.

You're kidding me.
Where? That's for me to know.

And a jack, straight up.

Okay. Can I frisk you first?

yeah.

Contorsi, right?

We're talking here.

Oh, his wife sent me
over with a message.

She thinks she's pregnant again.

Dude!

You don't know my wife.

Nope.

But I do know detective mckay.

He said you could help me.

Well, what do you need?

My brother got busted
for possession.

The cops raided his place.

They took his cash, some jewelry.

There was a ring that used
to belong to my grandmother.

What do you think I can do?

Get the ring back.

Why would I do that?

It's a family heirloom.
And I'll pay.

We're due back in court in an hour.

Why did you call me here?

Do you recognize this, will?

It's our part. X9-170.

It's used in prefab
steel shelving units.

Been making them for years. So?

Schofield manufacturing
of bakersfield

Makes an identical bolt.

Theirs is used in unmanned
drones for the military.

What's your point?

This bolt is how schofield
is undercutting you.

They qualify as a trusted foundry

Under d.O.D.
's trusted access program.

They get across-the-board
government rebates.

You make the same bolt,

Which means you're eligible
for the same savings.

You just have to fill
out the application.

Sondra.

Yeah?

Assuming he's right...

...The factory stays.

Thank god.

I'll go let everybody know.

Thank you so much.

Bye.

So, you beat the ex-boyfriend.

Eh, I don't know.

I think we both won here.

Well, thank you.

And seriously,
good luck with vanessa.

Why would I do that?

It's a family heirloom.
And I'll pay.

We don't do that anymore.
Not since we almost got caught.

And besides, mckay and I
never touched jewelry --

Only cash.

Ms. Kaswell,
as an officer of the court,

Is it your testimony
that you made this tape

And the voice is sergeant contorsi,

Who is sitting right there?

Yes.

In light of this new evidence,

Sergeant contorsi has
agreed to authenticate

The prior recording
made by my client --

The one that proves him innocent.

In that case, the charges
against detective prentiss

Are hereby dismissed.

Oh, one more thing, your honor.

May I direct the court's
attention to the officers

From the major crimes unit?

What's going on?

We'll see you at your trial,
detectives.

Hmm.

Okay, so just keep in mind
that this is a rough cut.

You know what?
Maybe we should wait.

Fred, be quiet.
Let's start the show.

Hi. Welcome to harrison & parker.

Let me show you around.

Imagine never having to set
foot outside the office

When you need to forage
for the major food groups.

We provide them all.

Cookies. Caffeine. And fruit.

Mmm!

That is so good,
it shouldn't even be legal.

Get it? "legal"? like lawyers.

Need to clear your head from
drawing up writs of coram nobis?

Ahh! Smell that clean l.
A. City air.

You can take as many
breaks as you need,

So long as you're
thinking of legal stuff.

I love you, harrison & parker!

This is supposed to recruit law
students to harrison & parker?

I- I'd want to work there.

Okay, that...

...Does not see the light of day.

I- I'm -- I'm sorry, stacy.

It's a masterpiece.

What does kim know?
She's just a lawyer.

A real one.

thank you.

See you at home.

Excuse me. Am I interrupting?

of course not.

Ah, hope and I wanted to
introduce you to our son, billy.

It's nice to meet you, billy.

Mom says you're the
one who got dad back.

Oh! Well, she helped too.

As far as I'm concerned,
both your parents are real heroes.

I know. They rock.

Except when I don't
do my math homework.

Then they take away my playstation.

Ah. Oh.

Can you guys give us a moment?

There's cookies in the kitchen.

Awesome! Dad, let's go!

All right.

Jane, you've given me my life back.

How can I thank you?

It was nothing.

I'm so sorry for
ruining your big night.

No. Hope, I understand.
He's...A good man.

And...

I am really happy for you.
For both of you.

Okay.

I have an idea, mr. Jordan.
Couldn't we have him reborn?

Nothing doing. I'm not gonna
go through that again.

Mr. Jordan: Oh, no, no.
No, no, no, no.

Ooh! Am I late for movie night?

Sorry, sweetie. It's an old one.

But you might like it, jane.

It has a quirky plot about a man
who dies in a terrible accident

And then gets put into
another person's body.

Mr. Jordan: This
complicates everything.

Messenger 7013: I have an idea,
mr. Jordan.

Well, make room.

Nothing doing. I'm not gonna
go through that again.

Mr. Jordan: Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.

Well, I see I'll have to
take personal charge of this.

Now, you're talking, mr. Jordan.

You got to get busy
and do something.

I intend to. Come along, joseph.

Wait a minute. Where to?

I'm taking you back.
Yeah, but you can't.

Didn't we just tell you?
I haven't got a body anymore.

Well, what of it?
I'll get you another body.

You'll do what? Another body?

Well, that's what I said.
Come along, joseph.

No, wait a minute. Wait a minute.

What kind of a deal is this?

You can't go shoving just
anybody's body off on me.

No, not on your life.
Mr. Pendleton, please.

If mr. Jordan says he'll
get you another body,

He'll get you another body --

Every bit as good as your own,
if not better.