Dragons: Riders of Berk (2012–2014): Season 1, Episode 17 - Breackneck Bog - full transcript

1x17 - Breakneck Bog

Let's go, bud.

- Yeah.
- Wow.

- Cool.
- Wow.

- Wow, nice.
- That was pretty good.

Everybody has lost something they
thought they couldn't live without.

Sometimes to find it again, you
have to be willing to do anything...

even look fear right in the eye.

Just make sure you don't blink.

Where is he? He's been late
before, but never this late.

Are you sure trader Johann even has it?



I'm sure.
I heard from Jorgenson,

who heard from Stevenson the shepherd,

who talked to Toldstadt the fisherman,

who said he saw Johann
put it on his boat himself.

Well, it doesn't get
any more sure than that.

You know, it might help if I actually
knew what we were looking for.

We're looking for Johann.
That's all you need to know.

Not to worry, old friend.

It'll arrive safely and in good time.

Come on, bud, you and me are
going on a little field trip.

Okeydokey, we'll start
in the west islands

and work our way back.

- Back from where?
- Uh, j-just a quick spin

- around the island.
- Uh-huh.



Quick spin, huh?

With enough food to feed
Snotlout's whole family?

Do I hear my name?
Ooh, do I see a salmon?

- All right, look, if you must know...
- And we must.

Mmm, mmm!

I'm going to do
something for my father.

Okay, okay. Trader Johann
is bringing something for him.

Something important.
And he should have been here by now.

You're not trading this fish, are you?

Because it's delicious.

Hey.

- When do we leave?
- I need to go alone.

If we all disappear,
my Dad will get suspicious.

Go alone?
You without us?

Like you could handle anything
if we weren't there to bail you...

Help me... oof!

...out.

All... all right. Fine.
You two can come, but that's it.

Don't even tell the others.

Heed my warning.
I am serious.

Hey, Hiccup?

Snotlout told us there would
be salmon, and I love lox.

I'm pretty sure I said,
"don't tell the others."

And I'm pretty sure
I didn't listen to you.

Hiccup, aren't you
always saying it's better

when we work as a team?

Yeah, next time I say that,
just slap me in the face.

- I'll do it right now.
- She will.

And she slaps like a guy.
It's awesome. Watch.

Yeah.

Hey, look!

I can't see anything
through the tears.

Is that... Johann?

I thought he had
a bigger boat than that.

Come on, gang, let's check it out.

The fog. The fog...

- Johann, where's your ship?
- No idea.

All I know is one minute I was sailing

in a perfectly calm sea,
the wind at my back.

And the next thing I know,

my entire ship is pulled out
from under me, and I'm shark bait!

- I don't understand.
- I do, I was three days late

and trying to make up
time, and I got too close.

- Too close to what?
- Too close to...

Breakneck Bog.

All: Breakneck Bog.

Many a ship has sailed into
its waters. Few have returned.

- My grandfather told me it's pirates.
- That's ridiculous.

Everyone knows it's
haunted by a fog monster.

- Fog monster?
- The legend says the fog monster

makes this really creepy moan.

Then he surrounds you and
scrapes the skin off your bones.

And then he scrapes the bones
off of whatever's under those.

And then it drops
the bones from the sky.

Yes, yes, it's true, what he says.

It... it surrounded me.

See? Fog monster.
Pirates.

- Stupid grandfather.
- Johann, we have to find your ship.

There's something on it for my father.

Yes, yes, yes, there was.
But it wasn't for your father.

It was for you.

- For me? From who?
- He didn't tell you?

It was from your mother.

- My mother?
- That's impossible.

- What is it?
- I have no idea, lad.

I just know it's in a chest
with a Berk crest on it.

I have to find it.
Take us back there.

You show us where you were
when you lost your ship.

No! No, I won't!
You can't make me!

I have a knife in my boot.

I don't have a knife in my boot.
But no more fog, please.

All right, just tell me
how I can find Breakneck Bog.

Head due East.
There's a group of islands

in the shape of a man's hand.
Breakneck Bog is the thumb.

Snotlout, you and the
twins take him back to Berk.

Back to Berk?
With this clown and those clowns?

Would you look at him?
We don't have any choice.

And if anything happens, you'll
be glad you have them with you.

Question.
What are the rest of us doing?

We're going to Breakneck Bog.

What if I gave you
something from my mother?

Or I could give you my mother.
You know you love her crab cakes.

The fog.

The fog!

Tears, Astrid.
Is that what you wanna see?

- Look. There it is.
- Breakneck Bog.

- Still waiting on that salmon.
- This job is lame.

And so are you.
Stop crying.

I don't get it.
We flew all around the island.

- No boat.
- Not even the remains of a boat.

You know who would take a boat?
A fog monster.

Settle down, bud.

It's okay, Meatlug.

It's okay.

- What was that?
- Only one way to find out.

Wait a minute. You don't go
towards the weird, scary sound.

- Yeah, we do. We always do.
- I hate that about us.

Ugh, bones.
That's just perfect.

Wow.

Trader Johann's ship.

Wow.
He really got off course.

Fog monster.

- Stormfly!
- They're afraid.

And they're dragons.

So we should ask ourselves,
what are we doing?

That boat's not going to hold them.

We have to jump down and
send the dragons below.

Great.
That's just perfect.

Oof!

Toothless. Ground.

Stay where you can hear Daddy.

Okay, so let's just find
this thing and get out of here.

We're looking for a chest
with the Berk crest on it.

Care to explain that?

Below deck!

Ah, it's just a little...
bone shower.

- And it passed.
- Bone shower.

So I'm the only one
who thinks that's weird?

- Um...
- Eh, okay, it's a little weird.

So is that.

Okay, let's just start looking
for the chest and quickly.

That really doesn't sound
like friendly scraping.

- Fishlegs, I found it.
- Oh, oh, thank Thor.

There was a hand.
No skin. All scraped off.

- It's coming after us!
- Hide! In there!

Nobody... breathe.

I just want you to know
I love you guys.

Hey, guys.
Need a hand?

Ruffnutt, do something!

All right, all right,
break it up, you guys.

So let me get this straight.
This was all you.

The bones, the scraping?

That's right.
And this was all you.

"Ooh! Ahh! Eek!"

- Actually, most of that was me.
- Okay.

Why... why would you do that?
What were you thinking?

That I was gonna make
you pay for sticking me

- with trader Johann.
- Where is he?

Don't worry about him.
He's fine.

Just so you know,
I'm not going to forget this.

- And what's with that stupid necklace?
- You likey?

Yeah, just a little
something I found on deck.

I can grab one for you if you want.

Ahh, falling!

- Oh, man.
- Wow.

Everybody okay?

Run!

Just so you know,
this fog, not us.

Okay, I'll admit. Starting to come
around on the fog monster theory.

Hi.

We're alive. Right?

- Can we please just get out of here?
- Wait. The chest, it... it's gone.

- I just had it.
- Too bad, so sad. See you back at Berk.

Meatlug, oh!
Oh, I missed you, Meatlug.

Don't worry.
Daddy's taking you home.

You guys go on.
I have to find that chest.

Do what you gotta do.
See you when we see you.

Hold on, you guys.
That chest is from his mom.

- Yeah, touching story. Gotta go.
- Put yourself in his shoes.

- Shoe.
- Ugh, what if it was your mother?

I hate you. And this does
not mean we're really friends.

Thank you guys.
I mean it.

Now let's go find that fog monster.

There it is!

Is it just me, or does fog
not move like that at all?

- There's two of them!
- Astrid!

On it!

- We lost it.
- So did we.

Uh, it didn't lose us.

Settle down, bud.

- What are they doing?
- They're leaving us.

I knew Hookfang never liked me.

They're not going anywhere.
Look.

- They're dragons.
- Yeah. Angry ones.

Oh, look on the bright side,
Fishlegs. No fog monster.

I feel so much better now.

What are those things?

They're like smokey dragon
pirates without the eye patches.

Smothering Smokebreath dragons.

- What?
- You knew about these things?

Well, I'd read about them. I
didn't believe they actually existed.

So you went
with fog monster instead?

Guys, can we please
talk about this later?

What else did the book say?

They hide themselves
in a veil of smoke.

They're very territorial, and, uh...

I forget the third thing.

There's too many of them.
Let's fall back.

- Uh, fall back where?
- Give us a fire line!

Don't have to ask us twice.

What are we doing?
Uh, why are we still here?

I can't leave here
without that chest.

You don't even know
if they have it!

I have a pretty good idea.
Let's get a closer look.

Fishlegs?
Anything more you'd like to share?

Unfortunately, yes.
That third thing.

The smothering Smokebreaths

build their nests out
of metallic objects.

That doesn't sound
too cozy... or does it?

It's not supposed to be.

They do it to defend against
attacks by bigger dragons.

- Wish I could see in there.
- Yeah, you do.

- Where did you get that?
- Duh, from the ship

or whatever that was in the tree.

They're melding them all together.

The chest! It's in there.

We've gotta get them away
from that pile of loot.

- Maybe we can lure them away.
- With what?

Shiny.

What?

Here, dragons!
Got something for you!

Over here!
Come get it.

I'm gonna make Hiccup eat that chest.

Quickly! Quickly!

Those things will be done
with Snotlout any second now.

Uh... nice dragons.

Watch it!

Watch it! Hey!

- Um, guys, they're coming!
- Hiccup, look out!

Toothless!

Hiccup, don't leave me!

Oh, great.
Plasma blast.

Oh, yeah!

Snotlout, would you
leave the necklace?

- No, it's my shiny!
- Well, it's "you" or "your shiny..."

Hookfang!

Anything you have that's
metal, throw it at them.

- We did it.
- Hiccup!

Whoa!

You will not haunt my dreams!

Because I'll never sleep again.

All right, all right, that's it.
A little to the left.

We're going to have to clear
the forest to fix that boat.

We're glad you're safe, Johann.

Is there anything
else we can do for you?

Yes, just give me
five minutes alone with

the three who dropped
me back in the ocean!

Go ahead. Open it.

- I remember this.
- Aye. You should.

Your mother made that for
you when you were just a baby.

Scared you half to death.

- You didn't sleep for a week.
- What? I was afraid of dragons?

- Oh, terrified.
One day we were out fishing,

and you threw that thing into the sea.

- How did you find it?
- Well, it showed up in a fishing net.

Trader Johann got it in
trade and contacted me.

I was so little when mom...
you know.

I was starting to get
afraid that I'd forget her.

- But now... I love it.
- Ah, Hiccup.

It would make your mother very,
very happy to finally hear that.

Most people are afraid of things
because they don't understand them.

For me, it was dragons.

Then one day that changed,

and my greatest fear
became my best friend.