Dororo (1969–…): Season 1, Episode 25 - Yôkai do-bôzu - full transcript

Calpis Manga Theatre

Dororo and Hyakkimaru

Hoge hoge tara
tara hoge tara pon.

Hoge hoge tara
tara hoge tara pin.

Poke poke samurai heera hera.

Toro toro samurai heera hera.

Hero hero samurai heera hera.

Mero mero samurai heera hera.

Glowing in the red of sunset,

burning armour
and burning horses

press forward to seize
everything under the heavens.



You can't play dumb. I know it.

You're all a lot of hogetaras.

Hoge hoge tara
tara hoge tara pon!

Hoge hoge tara
tara hoge tara pon.

Hoge hoge tara
tara hoge tara pin.

Punyo punyo hogetara heera hera.

Hokya hokya hogetara heera hera.

Byoro byoro hogetara heera hera.

Hero hero hogetara heera hera.

Beneath the boundless blue sky,

they walk down a thorny path.

This too is for the sake
of the world and its people.

You can't play dumb. I know it.

You're all a lot of hogetaras.



Hoge hoge tara
tara hoge tara pon!

The Demon Tsuchibouzu

It's a festival.

One. You must be
lonely by yourself.

Two. Shall we dance together?

Three. Let's show
off to everyone!

Welcome, welcome!

Come in, come in.

Welcome, welcome, welcome!

Look at all the
hustle and bustle, big brother!

It's very different in town!

Watch it, you bumpkin!

What was that, you clod?! You're
the one that bumped into me!

Right, big brother?

It's a devil!

I can smell a devil here.

Don't be silly! How could there be
in such a busy place as this?

What? Big brother? Big brother, where'd you go?!

Oh, so this is the infamously lazy
beggar I've heard of.

Well, eat this.

It'll give me a story to
tell the folk back home.

- That won't work, sir.
- Why?

You' have to put it in his mouth.
He won't do a thing by himself!

I see. Well, then...

Here.

What is it? Can't you
talk? Say something, go on.

It's too much bother
for him to ask, I'll bet.

He wants you to move that piece
of rice stuck to his nose.

He's incredible.

He's sat here for ten years
since it's too much bother to move.

Though, he says it's because
there's a monster under his bottom

and he's sat atop it to
keep it from mischief.

Hey, Guutarou, how goes it?

Is the demon under your
bottom behaving itself today?

I see. I see.

Hey, since he wants
something to tell his kith about,

would you mind letting
him see that monster?

You can't, is that right?

But still, it mustn't be able to
breathe with you sitting on it like that.

Let him have a break
from it once in a while.

I don't want to.

You sure you didn't crush the
monster with that rump of yours?

Flat as a pancake.

Ah! Big brother!

Move aside, layabout. I'll
slay that devil for you.

H-Hold on. Please, don't go taking
anything this layabout says seriously!

No, I'm serious.

Move. Move aside, I say.

That won't happen I'm afraid.
He's notorious for being slow and lazy.

He's won't move easily.

Fine, if you insist
on staying put,

I'll cut you down first.

Hold on, big brother!

Dororo, shut up and get back.

Don't be ridiculous! You can't
murder folk in broad daylight!

Beggars are men too!

I still can't leave the
demon under his bottom alone.

That doesn't mean
you have to kill him!

There must be a myriad
of other ways to handle it!

What are you doing, big brother?

Just doing what you said.

Until Guutarou moves,
I will sit next to him.

- What, aren't you going to do it?
- Kill him already!

Shut up! Enough with
your selfish nonsense!

Anyway, big brother, I'll do
something, so don't make
a pathetic show of yourself.

Do it!

You're too pushy, big brother.

It's not a monster you're
dealing with, he's a man!

- But underneath him is...
- Big brother, you wait here.

I guarantee I'll make
Guutarou move for you!

That layabout has years of
experience with being slow and lazy.

But, still... Do you really think
there's a monster under his bottom?

I'm sure of it.

My eyes haven't deceived me.

I have a hard time
believing it myself,

but I can't discount it when
you're so serious about this.

Pardon me!

I thought I'd join you.

Good to be with you, big brother!

I'm Dororo the layabout.

Let's be buddies.

Sure.

To celebrate joining
a famous beggar like you, big brother,

I'd like to treat
you to something.

Why don't you join me?

Why not take your first walk in ten
years with your cute new disciple?

Will you come with me?

My legs are numb.

Well, I can't blame you for that.
You've been sitting for ten years.

I'll massage them for you.

- My clothes are all torn too.
- Gotcha!

What do you think, big brother?
They look great on you.

- My face is all dirty too.
- On it!

Let me wash it for you.

Now you can come with me, right?

I don't want to.

What?!

You're a bit too
serious to be a layabout.

What?! This, after making
me run all over for you?

Thank you.

What?

Heh, even a lazy man
has greed, I'm sure.

Oof, curse it...

Wait for me, coin.

Just a bit further, come on.

Yes, almost there... Hold on...

Now!

There!

Thanks...

Curse it! Your claim to
be slow and lazy is a scam!

I make an exception for this.

Curse it! I will make
you move, just you wait!

Yum. Yum. Yum. Delicious. If
you want some, you'd better move!

Don't you want any?

Just move a little
and you can have it all!

Hmph, you really
don't want it? Rats!

It's raining! It's
raining! It's pouring!

Curse it! Can't
you tell it's raining?!

The rain tastes great.

Ah!

Thanks...

Move aside, move aside,
move aside, move aside!

How about this? If you don't
like the stench then move!

Thanks.

Even after all this, you won't
move? You're beyond help.

He's sleeping again?

He does take it easy.

Hold on, if he's that tired...

Did it go well, Dororo?

I've almost got it, big brother. Do you
have any sleeping medication?

Sleeping medication?

You have lots of medicines, so one
of them must be for sleeping, surely?

What will you do with it?

Don't you worry about that,
just share some with me.

Hey, wake up! Wake up, I said!

I know I've toyed with you a lot,
but don't hold it against me.

Take are to show
I'm sorry. Eat up.

There.

You like it? Then
eat all you want!

Sorry. I didn't want
to have to drug you.

This is for big brother. Don't
hold it against me.

Now, the problem
is what comes next.

Nothing here. I have no clue
why big brother was so obsessed with it.

Big brother!

Big brother!

Big brother!

Where's he gone? I finally managed
to do what I promised to him I would.

Y-You idiot, what are you doing?

You stink too badly to let
you meet big brother as you are!

My bottom is cold... Stop it!

I'll get ten years'
worth of dirt off for you!

What is this?

If you scrub off that
writing, I'll be in trouble!

Don't worry, don't
worry. No need to be shy.

You should be
happy! I got it all off!

Monster, you've
finally emerged.

- Did you see it?
- I did! It was terrifying!

We're in serious
trouble like this!

We better find Guutarou and
get his bottom back on it quick!

What? Put me down!

Put me down!

- What are you doing with me?
- Hey! Where are you taking him?

Things have gotten very bad.

Oh, it's just that hole
from earlier, is it?

The monster came
out! It got your brother!

Really?

It's... It's not my problem...

He got sucked down there!

- I'm scared!
- Wait, Guutarou!

Please, spare me!
The monster will kill me!

Seal the hole with
your bottom like before!

I can't! The text on
my bottom is gone now!

What's this writing
you're talking about?

It was a magic sutra
to seal the demon.

That's how I could keep
it sealed in there.

What happened
to that magic sutra?

This child rubbed it off.

Not my fault! I didn't know!

Please, let me run! If I
don't, it'll come for revenge!

But you must know what
was written there, right?

I've forgotten! It's been ten
years since it was made, after all.

Well, that's no good. Hey, you
must remember. You just saw it.

As if I would remember
something I had erased.

Well, nothing else
for it then. Hey.

Hold the boy down and
uncover his bottom!

Wh-What are you doing?!
Let go! Let go of me!

Don't struggle!

Just write some magic
words on him, quickly.

“Chin pui pul" and... Hm,
what else should I write?

- Namu Amida. Namu Amida.
- Jugem, jugem. Chin pui pui.

Okay, now tie the boy in place!

- Curse it, let me go!
- Be quiet!

Curse it, you numskulls!

If I die, I'll return to haunt you!

Now for Guutarou.

The monster's after him,
so tie him up next to the boy.

Well, this is the end for me.

- Because all I thought about was...
- It's a bit late for regrets.

Since I was little, I wished to
eat without doing a thing

while still being of
some use to the world.

What?

It happened around
ten years ago.

If you feel so strongly,
let me grant you your wish.

However, you will face a
fear so great it may kill you.

It doesn't matter! As long as I
can enjoy myself eating!

Stick out your bottom.

This is a sutra for sealing demons,
which people will be grateful for.

You shall now go into town and sit
on the first man to speak to you.

What are you doing there?

I dropped my money.

I couldn't get it out of the
hole so I'm waiting for it to rain.

Why is that?

I thought it might float
in the rain water, so...

You're a fool. Let
me get it for you.

But what will you
give me in return?

Anything.

Even your life?

My life? Sure.

Good. Don't forget what
you just promised me.

Wh-What are you doing?! Stop!

You tricked me!

Oh, it's you, monk.

That monster you just sat on...

It came from another land,
to cause trouble here.

Now, your wish to be of some
use to the world is granted.

But there was another
part to my wish...

You should sit there and
beg for the rest of your life.

If you do, I'm sure you'll
be fed without doing a thing.

You dunce! You're in this
mess because you were so sluggish!

What's wrong?

There's something
under my bottom...

The monster's here!

It's here!

What's wrong, Dororo?

Big brother! You scared me!

- If you come out, say so first!
- You're the same as ever.

I was sure it had got you!

I was just buried
alive, that's all.

N-N-Now it's my
turn to be killed next.

I'm sure it's out there,
somewhere, waiting to get me!

Calm down.

I'm but a dead man walking now.

You'll be fine, we're with you!

You're just trying to pacify me
until you run away!

What am I supposed to do then?!

You have me tied up
like a trained monkey!

- Yes.
- Okay, let's go.

We're going. Ah!

What? Why don't you stop
standing there and walk!

If you think you can return to
being a layabout, that won't happen!

Dororo, we need him
as bait for the monster.

Look after him, would you?

Tch, he acts like
it isn't his problem.

Thanks...

Walk faster!

What're you doing?!

That way.

If you wanted a drink, you
should have said so sooner!

I get it.

Woah, no! Ah!

Save me!

Ah! Did it get away?

Dororo!

Hey, Dororo!

Ah! Missed again!

Hey, Dororo!

I've had enough.

Big brother, I've had enough
of him.

There's no saying what
he'll put me through next.

Pipe down. Just be
patient a while longer.

Dororo, it's the fiend!

- It won't let go!
- It's got me by the bottom!

- Don't panic!
- It's got me by the bottom!

It will never end this way!

Dororo, would you like to go fishing?

What? Fishing for fish?

Yes, the monster's
had us at its mercy.

We can't let it get us down.

Sounds good. I was
feeling sick of this too.

What are you saying?

Demon, are you
following us?

This is the perfect spot.
Dororo, we'll fish here.

What will you do
for a rod and bait?

Stop it! Stop, please!

What? What?

Help me! Please!
I don't want to die!

Help me!

What are you doing?
This hurts! Help me!

- Help!
- It's here!

Now, Dororo!

Okay!

How do you like that, monster?
There's no escape this time!

Big brother!

Dororo, pull the rope!

Big brother! What's wrong?!

M-My body is burning all over!

It's hot!

The burning heat I felt
has gone as if it was never there.

Now, I have this smooth,
warm body instead.

It's skin!

My skin has been renewed!

Um, excuse me. Hello?

Um, could you let me down
now? We're done, aren't we?

I'm a lazy man myself.

I can't be bothered to help
someone I no longer need.

Same here. Take care, okay?

No! That's not fair! Ah!

Hey! Let me down!

Let me down, please!

Big brother and I have journeyed
to slay demons for a some time now,

but it's at last time for us
to say goodbye to all of you.

There have been hard times, fun times,
lots of times. All fond memories now.

Next week is the last episode.

We both plan to raise a commotion
to give the show a proper sendoff.

There will be an incredible demon too!

It's finally time for the
big boss to show himself.

If we kill him, big brother's body
shall be wholly restored.

I will do this! No matter what
the demon does, he won't trick me!

I'll grab him by the neck and
tear his throat out with my teeth!

So look forward to my and big brother's
big last episode rampage! Bye!

Hoge hoge tara
tara hoge tara pon.

Hoge hoge tara
tara hoge tara pin.

Poke poke samurai heera hera.

Toro toro samurai heera hera.

Hero hero samurai heera hera.

Mero mero samurai heera hera.

Glowing in the red of sunset,

burning armour
and burning horses

press forward to seize
everything under the heavens.

You can't play dumb. I know it.

You're all a lot of hogetaras.

Hoge hoge tara
tara hoge tara pon!

Hoge hoge tara
tara hoge tara pon.

Hoge hoge tara
tara hoge tara pin.

Punyo punyo hogetara heera hera.

Honkya honkya
hogetara heera hera.

Byoro byoro hogetara heera hera.

Hero hero hogetara heera hera.

Beneath the boundless blue sky,

they walk down a thorny path.

This too is for the sake
of the world and its people.

You can't play dumb. I know it.

You're all a lot of hogetaras.

Hoge hoge tara
tara hoge tara pon!