Donkey Kong Country (1997–2000): Season 2, Episode 12 - Best of Enemies - full transcript
What's this? Pictures of Cranky and King K. Rool;together? Laughing? Hugging? Donkey Kong and Diddy are a little confused after finding theses "happy moments" from Cranky's youth. Seems he and King K. Rool were the best of friends. Pulling pranks and running amok on the island. According to Cranky's story that all came to an end when King K. Rool cheated to win a contest. They've been sworn enemies since. Well...you know Donkey Kong and Diddy; they just can't let an opportunity to be do-gooders pass them by. They're going to get these two "best buddies" together again if it is the last thing that they do. And it just very well may be...
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah
♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma
♪ Donkey Kong ♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah,
Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma ♪
Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
♪ Hey-oh ♪ Donkey Kong,
let"s go ♪
♪ Let"s go ♪
♪ Here he comes ♪ Banana slamma
♪
Y-you, cleaning?
I"m going to faint.
Relax, little buddy.
It"s not as bad as it looks.
I dropped a banana about a
month ago, and I know it"s
around here somewhere.
Hey, I found a candy left over
from when Cranky was a kid.
Ew.
Hey, what"s that?
What"s what?
Behind you, DK.
I still don"t...
Well, I"ll be a monkey's nephew.
Do you see what I see?
I"m seeing what you're
seeing; I can"t
believe what I'm seeing.
King K. Rool and Cranky...
BOTH: Together?
Who told you to go poking
around in my personal property?
Give me that,
you snoopy simians.
Cranky, about that picture.
What about it?
Well, nothing, except it had
you and K. Rool in it together.
Believe it or not, K. Rool
and I used to be good friends,
just like you and Diddy.
There wasn"t anything
we wouldn"t try.
White-water polo,
tsunami wrestling.
Anything for a thrill.
What happened?
What always happens with K.
Rool.
We were competing to find out
who was the island champion.
We were down to the last event,
the most dangerous one of all.
But since K. Rool could never
stand losing, he cheated.
But what about...?
No more questions.
This mess had better be cleaned
up by the time I get back, or
I"ll make fur coats
out of you two.
Cranky and K. Rool, friends?
Who would have guessed?
Gee, it would be awfully
peaceful around here if Cranky
and K. Rool had stayed friends.
Hey, are you thinking what
I"m thinking, Diddy?
I think so.
Then lunch it is.
Let"s go.
No, you goofus doofus.
I"m thinking we should get
Cranky and K. Rool
to be friends again.
Oh, yeah.
If they were friends again, we
wouldn"t have to worry about the
crocs trying to steal
the Crystal Coconut.
But that would take a miracle.
One miracle coming up, DK.
Take a letter.
Don"t move!
You"re distracting my muse.
Oh, I"ve got a scratch.
Not until I finish
my masterpiece.
Genius cannot be rushed.
Mail call, sir!
[Screaming]
It"s ruined!
All my hard work is ruined!
I"ll court-martial you.
Actually, it"s better.
Never mind.
Now, what is it, Klump?
A letter,
Your Paint-by-Numberness.
It appears to be written in some
kind of military code, sir.
Amazing.
You"ve deciphered it, sir.
[Clearing throat]
"Dear King K. Rool, it" s been a
long time since our days of
white-water polo and tsunami
wrestling, but I think back on
those times fondly."
It can"t be.
"I" d like to get together
again for old time"s sake.
What do you say?
Your old buddy, Cranky."
It is from Cranky.
My, that brings back memories.
Oh, I remember our halcyon days
spent in the endless pursuit of
our next frivolous escapade.
No challenge was too great for
us back then.
[Laughing]
You and Cranky
were comrades in arms?
We were more than allies.
We were... friends.
You and Cranky?
Do you have a problem with that?
No.
Are you really going to
establish friendly relations
with the enemy?
Perhaps this seems like an
innocuous invitation to you,
Klump.
But to one with my intellect,
it"s obviously a trap intended
to play on my heartstrings.
Now get that letter
out of my sight.
Out of line of
sight immediately.
Nuts.
Close but no banana.
Maybe a reunion
isn"t such a great idea.
Oh, you give up too easily, DK.
You know what they say: If at
first you don"t succeed...
Then it"s time for lunch.
No.
It"s time for Plan B.
Sturdy, but too heavy.
Not bad.
A bit wobbly...
Cranky, in the jungle, the
thingamajigs are falling
everywhere and
the stuff is exploding!
You"ve got to come quick!
Where"s DK?
He"s already there.
He"s got the thing with the
stuff, and it"s swaying left and
right and he can"t hold it!
You got to come now!
It"s a disaster!
Blustering baboons.
Lead the way!
[Snoring]
An invitation to the ball.
DONKEY KONG: King K. Rool.
Oh, King K. Rool.
[Gasping]
Does it match my eyes?
You insolent ape.
Give me my crown!
If you want it, come and get it.
I order you to come back here!
It"s working.
Perfectly, so far.
Wait until I get my claws on
you, Donkey Kong!
BOTH: Hide.
Oh, finally.
I feel so naked without it.
Now,
where is that thieving simpleton?
If this is another trick,
Diddy, I"ll...
[Both gasping]
K. Rool.
Cranky.
I knew you were
behind this pathetic plot.
So this is what Diddy meant
by a disaster in the jungle.
You don"t think I actually
believe that ridiculous note you
sent me, do you?
I sent you?
Don"t flatter yourself, No-Lips.
Listen here, fur face.
I"m listening all right, but
all I hear is a royal
pain in the behind.
Jumping jungle berries, this
is terrible.
They"re going
to kill each other.
CRANKY: As if
I"d ever write you.
As if I"d ever
read what you wrote.
Looks like your plan is a
big, fat flop, little buddy.
It"s at least half your plan,
and your half is the part that
didn"t work.
You think it was easy getting
K. Rool down here?
If you hadn"t... [Laughing]
Why are you laughing at me?
I"m not laughing.
That"s them laughing.
I did, didn"t I?
♪ Well,
here we are ♪ It"s been too long ♪
♪ I"ve missed you,
my old friend ♪
♪ Look at us,
then ♪ Those were certainly
some crazy... ♪
♪ Times of our lives
♪ I"m surprised we survived ♪
[Laughing]
♪ Here we are,
old friend ♪ Together again
♪ Through thick and thin
♪ We"ll always be friends ♪
[Both laughing]
♪ Remember this?
♪ Tsunami wrestling
I almost had you then.
How about this?
♪ Skydiving without a para...
♪ Shoot, we had some fun
♪ My, I looked so young
♪ Here we are,
old friend ♪ Together again
♪ Through thick and thin
♪ We"ll always be friends ♪
♪ Here we are,
old friend ♪ Together again
♪ Through thick and thin
♪ We"ll always be friends ♪
See?
They"re friends again,
just like us.
Whoa!
[Crashing]
DONKEY KONG: Yes,
sirree, little buddy.
Life is pretty lazy now that
Cranky"s made a new friend.
K. Rool!
I know his name, Diddy.
What?
Just relax, Donkey Kong.
We just brought you and Diddy a
little thank-you gift.
For making two old friends
realize that life is too short.
Is that a banana cream pie?
It"s a banana
cream pie surprise.
What"s the surprise?
[Explosion]
[Cranky and K. Rool laughing]
We haven"t done that in years.
Know what else we haven"t
done in years?
Barrel bowling.
And I know just the place.
Let"s go.
That looked like Cranky.
That sounded like Cranky.
BOTH: But it sure didn"t act
like Cranky.
Krusha, you got to help me.
Without our supreme commander
around,
who"s going to give me orders?
I could.
Really?
Oh, go ahead.
Give me your best order,
soldier.
I order a pepperoni pizza.
Oh!
I want my orders!
Candy,
where"s that barrel order?
It"s neatly stacked outside,
ready to go.
And so am I.
Time for my little vacation.
[Objects crashing]
What was that?
My barrels?
Who"s bowling my barrels?
Hi, guys.
Get a load of this.
Strike!
There goes my shipment!
There goes my holiday.
Oh, my word.
That"s three in a row, Cranky.
Cranky,
how could you do this to us?
I had to defend my title.
[Both laughing]
And if you"ll excuse us...
we have other scores to settle.
[Laughing]
DONKEY KONG: Candy, you
wouldn"t believe what Cranky and
K. Rool did to me today.
And destroyed a perfectly good
banana cream pie in the process.
You should see what they did
to Bluster"s factory today.
What"s with those two?
Hey, what was that?
I hope you don"t mind if I
play through, Donkey Kong.
Play through what?
There"s nothing like a game
of jungle golf.
Uh-oh.
He"s in a spot of trouble there.
Tough lie in the rough.
He"ll be lucky to save par.
Fore!
Donkey Kong, how could you?
It wasn"t me.
It was Cranky.
I"m trying really hard not to
scream, DK.
It"s your shot, K. Rool.
Oh, that"s okay.
I"ll take a mulligan.
That"s a two-stroke penalty
for landing in baked goods.
Excuse me for just one second.
[Candy screaming]
Come on, K. Rool.
We still got the
back nine to finish.
Somehow, and I don"t know how
yet, but I know this is your
fault, isn"t it?
I can explain, sort of.
That was the angriest I"ve ever
seen Candy.
Even angrier than the time
you forgot her birthday?
Because she was
pretty mad when you...
[Airplane flying overhead]
Abandon tree house!
[Cranky and K. Rool laughing]
What did you think of that
dazzling display of
aerobatic prowess?
Cranky and that evil lizard
K. Rool are ruining my business.
And now they stole
my barrel copter.
You got to do something, DK.
This monkey"s vibes are out
of whack with those two
kibitzing with my karma.
Look out!
[All screaming]
Oh, they"ve lost their heads.
And we almost lost ours.
Cranky and K. Rool are a
threat to everyone.
They"ve got to be stopped.
What do you want me to do?
You did bring them together.
Me?
It was your idea too,
little buddy.
Remember?
"Take a letter."
No matter who did it, you"ve
got to break them
up for all our sakes.
Breaking up friends.
I"m not sure if
that's a nice thing to...
ALL: Do it!
All right.
I think they went this way.
What?
Got you, K. Rool.
Now we can... Oh, no.
I told you to wait
until I gave the signal.
Sorry.
You were trying
to trap King K. Rool?
You bet.
I don"t know how you monkeys
brainwashed him, but...
We didn"t do anything, except
make him and
Cranky friends again.
Friends?
Well,
that"s even worse than brainwashing.
We just want our old king back.
Is that too much to ask?
We just want
our old Cranky back.
Then how about an alliance?
An alliance?
♪ We got ourselves a problem here,
sir ♪
♪ We need to band together
♪ An alliance is
the only solution ♪
♪ To make these
friends fair-weather ♪
♪ I think I know what
will make it happen ♪
♪ If I"m right there
might be hope ♪
♪ We"ll send a letter
to the both of them ♪
♪ Calling each other
a dope >> BOTH: Shh!
♪ Keep it down,
we need a remedy ♪
♪ Got to have a plan,
going to make them enemies ♪
♪ This can"t go on ♪
♪ This friendship is wrong
♪ Got to break them up and put
them back where they belong ♪
♪ What if we throw a party
in honour of King K. Rool? ♪
♪ And invite
everyone but Cranky ♪
♪ He"s sure to
feel like a fool ♪
♪ Um, no, that won"t work ♪
♪ A contest is the key
♪ One so big K. Rool will cheat,
then these pals are history ♪
BOTH: Shh.
Keep it down,
we need a remedy ♪
♪ Got to have a plan
♪ Going to make them enemies
♪ This can"t go on ♪
♪ This friendship is wrong
♪ Got to break them up and put
them back where they belong ♪
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Well, old sport, what do you
feel like now?
A little Texas death
match Ping Pong?
Nah, too boring.
Hey,
what are you two doing together?
You trying to
horn in on our fun?
Negative, hairy-faced sir.
We just thought that, well,
you never did finish your
contest way back when.
Maybe you could
have the last event now.
We never did figure out who
was the most
extreme on the island.
[Laughing]
We could pick
up where we left off.
Where"d you leave off, Your
Odd Choice of Friendliness?
High-altitude wing walking.
[Both gasping]
[Laughing]
And if I remember correctly,
the grand prize
is still up for grabs.
And it"s got my name written
all over it.
You wrote on the grand prize?
It"s a figure of speech, you
big, green gecko.
Now I got some practicing to do.
See you at Funky"s.
Last one there"s
a monkey's uncle.
Wait a minute, I already am a
monkey"s uncle.
High-altitude wing walking?
They"re going
to kill themselves.
Well,
at least they won"t be friends.
[Gasping]
Why, Klump, you"re just in
time to help me with some
alligator aerobics.
What is the meaning of this?
I formally charge
you with high treason.
You have been seen fraternizing
with the enemy, namely Cranky.
You don"t think I'm actually
friends with that
flea-bitten fur bag.
What about the bowling, the
golf, the... fun?
You think this has been fun?
Oh, let me explain it so that
even your underdeveloped cranium
can understand.
I"m just pretending to be
buddies so I can get back at
that loser Cranky
and claim my prize.
Now let me go!
So this is all espionage?
This is revenge.
[Laughing]
All I want is to beat that
boorish boob of a baboon, and
then this charade will be over!
And then you shake your
money-maker on the wing.
Grooving across as
many times as you can.
Yes, yes.
Get on with it.
Whoever can put on the best
show without
losing their cool...
Or their grip.
Is the smoothest sugar
daddy on the island,
and wins the prize.
Which one of you extreme dudes
wants to go first?
I"ll go first.
[Laughing]
That is, if you don"t mind,
Cranky.
Go ahead.
It won"t kill me to wait.
Famous last words.
[Laughing]
♪
Smooth moves, lizard dude.
That crocodile can strut.
That"s nothing.
Baby steps.
Wait till I get up there.
[All applaud]
Not bad, K. Rool, but I can beat
you with my eyes closed.
Not yet, you can"t.
This dude need more
juice for the plane.
You can"t steal the show if you
don"t have the gas to go.
I couldn"t have
said it better myself.
Now to make a little hole.
Not bad, K. Rool.
Donkey Kong and Diddy.
I must be going now.
I have to get ready
to cheer for Cranky.
Hooray, Cranky and all that.
Do you think he"s up to something,
DK?
It"s K. Rool.
He"s always up to something.
Maybe this contest thing wasn"t
such a good idea after all.
Cranky, I can"t let you do this.
It"s too dangerous.
There"s nothing to worry
about, Donkey Kong.
I was wing walking when you were
still wearing diapers.
But that was a long time ago.
And it"s something you never
forget,
like your first bike or... Or...
I forgot.
Never mind.
I"ve got a date with destiny.
Sorry, Cranky.
You"re going to have to tell
destiny she"s been stood up.
Donkey Kong!
When I get my hands on you, you
ignoramus, I"m going to...
Ah, there it is.
Just what I need.
Don"t worry, Cranky.
You"re still going to be there
for the contest.
I guarantee it.
They haven"t made a barrel
yet that can hold me.
[Grunting]
[Barrel crashing]
Oh, yeah?
What are you looking at?
[Airplane flying]
I"m here, and ready to compete.
What are you doing, DK?
DK?
I"m not that knuckleheaded, but
boorishly handsome, DK.
I"m Cranky.
Well, if you"re Cranky, then
who"s that?
Way to groove, Cranky, my man.
[Engine popping]
No gas?
Hang on, old dude.
[Cranky screaming]
[All gasping]
Major bummer.
ALL: Open the umbrella!
I can"t look, I can't look.
Oh, such a shame.
I"m overcome with grief.
Okay, enough about the past.
Where"s my prize?
You looking for this,
K. Rool?
Cranky, you"re alive.
[Stammering]
But how did you survive?
What happened to, "Hey,
you"re looking pretty healthy
for a monkey who fell off a wing
from a plane that deliberately
ran out of gas?"
Yes, of course.
That"s what I meant, but...
Hey,
are you accusing me of cheating?
Do crocodile eggs make the
lousiest omelettes?
Flounderer.
Cheater!
Wait a minute.
Cranky, how did you get on that
wing and, more important, why
aren"t you a mashed-up monkey?
You saw my hologram, which
can wing walk better than you on
your best day.
So take that, you loser!
A hologram?
You cheated.
How dare you?
Which means I still win.
Hand over the umbrella.
Not so fast, you gas guzzler.
I suppose emptying the gas tank
was fair play and all.
It was... dishonest.
Not cheating.
There"s a difference.
Now give me the umbrella!
You mean you two risked your
lives for a stupid umbrella?
This stupid umbrella may not
look like much, but when we were
younger we didn"t have anything
else to wager.
It"s symbolic.
That umbrella means as much
to me as my entire kingdom.
It represents my final
victory over Cranky.
And since you cheated,
Cranky, you lose.
Hand it over!
Never!
In that case,
we"re enemies again.
Forever!
Fine.
Let"s go, Donkey Kong.
The next time I lay eyes on him,
it will be to do battle.
Let"s get out of here, Klump.
I"ve wasted enough time not
planning to annihilate these
ludicrous lemurs.
Well?
Well.
Job well done, sir.
Not so shabby yourself, Klump.
Now, if I ever see you in my
territory again, I"m going to
banana slamma you like you"ve
never been banana
slamma"ed before.
In triplicate, varmint.
♪
♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma
♪ Donkey Kong ♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah,
Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma ♪
Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
♪ Hey-oh ♪ Donkey Kong,
let"s go ♪
♪ Let"s go ♪
♪ Here he comes ♪ Banana slamma
♪
Y-you, cleaning?
I"m going to faint.
Relax, little buddy.
It"s not as bad as it looks.
I dropped a banana about a
month ago, and I know it"s
around here somewhere.
Hey, I found a candy left over
from when Cranky was a kid.
Ew.
Hey, what"s that?
What"s what?
Behind you, DK.
I still don"t...
Well, I"ll be a monkey's nephew.
Do you see what I see?
I"m seeing what you're
seeing; I can"t
believe what I'm seeing.
King K. Rool and Cranky...
BOTH: Together?
Who told you to go poking
around in my personal property?
Give me that,
you snoopy simians.
Cranky, about that picture.
What about it?
Well, nothing, except it had
you and K. Rool in it together.
Believe it or not, K. Rool
and I used to be good friends,
just like you and Diddy.
There wasn"t anything
we wouldn"t try.
White-water polo,
tsunami wrestling.
Anything for a thrill.
What happened?
What always happens with K.
Rool.
We were competing to find out
who was the island champion.
We were down to the last event,
the most dangerous one of all.
But since K. Rool could never
stand losing, he cheated.
But what about...?
No more questions.
This mess had better be cleaned
up by the time I get back, or
I"ll make fur coats
out of you two.
Cranky and K. Rool, friends?
Who would have guessed?
Gee, it would be awfully
peaceful around here if Cranky
and K. Rool had stayed friends.
Hey, are you thinking what
I"m thinking, Diddy?
I think so.
Then lunch it is.
Let"s go.
No, you goofus doofus.
I"m thinking we should get
Cranky and K. Rool
to be friends again.
Oh, yeah.
If they were friends again, we
wouldn"t have to worry about the
crocs trying to steal
the Crystal Coconut.
But that would take a miracle.
One miracle coming up, DK.
Take a letter.
Don"t move!
You"re distracting my muse.
Oh, I"ve got a scratch.
Not until I finish
my masterpiece.
Genius cannot be rushed.
Mail call, sir!
[Screaming]
It"s ruined!
All my hard work is ruined!
I"ll court-martial you.
Actually, it"s better.
Never mind.
Now, what is it, Klump?
A letter,
Your Paint-by-Numberness.
It appears to be written in some
kind of military code, sir.
Amazing.
You"ve deciphered it, sir.
[Clearing throat]
"Dear King K. Rool, it" s been a
long time since our days of
white-water polo and tsunami
wrestling, but I think back on
those times fondly."
It can"t be.
"I" d like to get together
again for old time"s sake.
What do you say?
Your old buddy, Cranky."
It is from Cranky.
My, that brings back memories.
Oh, I remember our halcyon days
spent in the endless pursuit of
our next frivolous escapade.
No challenge was too great for
us back then.
[Laughing]
You and Cranky
were comrades in arms?
We were more than allies.
We were... friends.
You and Cranky?
Do you have a problem with that?
No.
Are you really going to
establish friendly relations
with the enemy?
Perhaps this seems like an
innocuous invitation to you,
Klump.
But to one with my intellect,
it"s obviously a trap intended
to play on my heartstrings.
Now get that letter
out of my sight.
Out of line of
sight immediately.
Nuts.
Close but no banana.
Maybe a reunion
isn"t such a great idea.
Oh, you give up too easily, DK.
You know what they say: If at
first you don"t succeed...
Then it"s time for lunch.
No.
It"s time for Plan B.
Sturdy, but too heavy.
Not bad.
A bit wobbly...
Cranky, in the jungle, the
thingamajigs are falling
everywhere and
the stuff is exploding!
You"ve got to come quick!
Where"s DK?
He"s already there.
He"s got the thing with the
stuff, and it"s swaying left and
right and he can"t hold it!
You got to come now!
It"s a disaster!
Blustering baboons.
Lead the way!
[Snoring]
An invitation to the ball.
DONKEY KONG: King K. Rool.
Oh, King K. Rool.
[Gasping]
Does it match my eyes?
You insolent ape.
Give me my crown!
If you want it, come and get it.
I order you to come back here!
It"s working.
Perfectly, so far.
Wait until I get my claws on
you, Donkey Kong!
BOTH: Hide.
Oh, finally.
I feel so naked without it.
Now,
where is that thieving simpleton?
If this is another trick,
Diddy, I"ll...
[Both gasping]
K. Rool.
Cranky.
I knew you were
behind this pathetic plot.
So this is what Diddy meant
by a disaster in the jungle.
You don"t think I actually
believe that ridiculous note you
sent me, do you?
I sent you?
Don"t flatter yourself, No-Lips.
Listen here, fur face.
I"m listening all right, but
all I hear is a royal
pain in the behind.
Jumping jungle berries, this
is terrible.
They"re going
to kill each other.
CRANKY: As if
I"d ever write you.
As if I"d ever
read what you wrote.
Looks like your plan is a
big, fat flop, little buddy.
It"s at least half your plan,
and your half is the part that
didn"t work.
You think it was easy getting
K. Rool down here?
If you hadn"t... [Laughing]
Why are you laughing at me?
I"m not laughing.
That"s them laughing.
I did, didn"t I?
♪ Well,
here we are ♪ It"s been too long ♪
♪ I"ve missed you,
my old friend ♪
♪ Look at us,
then ♪ Those were certainly
some crazy... ♪
♪ Times of our lives
♪ I"m surprised we survived ♪
[Laughing]
♪ Here we are,
old friend ♪ Together again
♪ Through thick and thin
♪ We"ll always be friends ♪
[Both laughing]
♪ Remember this?
♪ Tsunami wrestling
I almost had you then.
How about this?
♪ Skydiving without a para...
♪ Shoot, we had some fun
♪ My, I looked so young
♪ Here we are,
old friend ♪ Together again
♪ Through thick and thin
♪ We"ll always be friends ♪
♪ Here we are,
old friend ♪ Together again
♪ Through thick and thin
♪ We"ll always be friends ♪
See?
They"re friends again,
just like us.
Whoa!
[Crashing]
DONKEY KONG: Yes,
sirree, little buddy.
Life is pretty lazy now that
Cranky"s made a new friend.
K. Rool!
I know his name, Diddy.
What?
Just relax, Donkey Kong.
We just brought you and Diddy a
little thank-you gift.
For making two old friends
realize that life is too short.
Is that a banana cream pie?
It"s a banana
cream pie surprise.
What"s the surprise?
[Explosion]
[Cranky and K. Rool laughing]
We haven"t done that in years.
Know what else we haven"t
done in years?
Barrel bowling.
And I know just the place.
Let"s go.
That looked like Cranky.
That sounded like Cranky.
BOTH: But it sure didn"t act
like Cranky.
Krusha, you got to help me.
Without our supreme commander
around,
who"s going to give me orders?
I could.
Really?
Oh, go ahead.
Give me your best order,
soldier.
I order a pepperoni pizza.
Oh!
I want my orders!
Candy,
where"s that barrel order?
It"s neatly stacked outside,
ready to go.
And so am I.
Time for my little vacation.
[Objects crashing]
What was that?
My barrels?
Who"s bowling my barrels?
Hi, guys.
Get a load of this.
Strike!
There goes my shipment!
There goes my holiday.
Oh, my word.
That"s three in a row, Cranky.
Cranky,
how could you do this to us?
I had to defend my title.
[Both laughing]
And if you"ll excuse us...
we have other scores to settle.
[Laughing]
DONKEY KONG: Candy, you
wouldn"t believe what Cranky and
K. Rool did to me today.
And destroyed a perfectly good
banana cream pie in the process.
You should see what they did
to Bluster"s factory today.
What"s with those two?
Hey, what was that?
I hope you don"t mind if I
play through, Donkey Kong.
Play through what?
There"s nothing like a game
of jungle golf.
Uh-oh.
He"s in a spot of trouble there.
Tough lie in the rough.
He"ll be lucky to save par.
Fore!
Donkey Kong, how could you?
It wasn"t me.
It was Cranky.
I"m trying really hard not to
scream, DK.
It"s your shot, K. Rool.
Oh, that"s okay.
I"ll take a mulligan.
That"s a two-stroke penalty
for landing in baked goods.
Excuse me for just one second.
[Candy screaming]
Come on, K. Rool.
We still got the
back nine to finish.
Somehow, and I don"t know how
yet, but I know this is your
fault, isn"t it?
I can explain, sort of.
That was the angriest I"ve ever
seen Candy.
Even angrier than the time
you forgot her birthday?
Because she was
pretty mad when you...
[Airplane flying overhead]
Abandon tree house!
[Cranky and K. Rool laughing]
What did you think of that
dazzling display of
aerobatic prowess?
Cranky and that evil lizard
K. Rool are ruining my business.
And now they stole
my barrel copter.
You got to do something, DK.
This monkey"s vibes are out
of whack with those two
kibitzing with my karma.
Look out!
[All screaming]
Oh, they"ve lost their heads.
And we almost lost ours.
Cranky and K. Rool are a
threat to everyone.
They"ve got to be stopped.
What do you want me to do?
You did bring them together.
Me?
It was your idea too,
little buddy.
Remember?
"Take a letter."
No matter who did it, you"ve
got to break them
up for all our sakes.
Breaking up friends.
I"m not sure if
that's a nice thing to...
ALL: Do it!
All right.
I think they went this way.
What?
Got you, K. Rool.
Now we can... Oh, no.
I told you to wait
until I gave the signal.
Sorry.
You were trying
to trap King K. Rool?
You bet.
I don"t know how you monkeys
brainwashed him, but...
We didn"t do anything, except
make him and
Cranky friends again.
Friends?
Well,
that"s even worse than brainwashing.
We just want our old king back.
Is that too much to ask?
We just want
our old Cranky back.
Then how about an alliance?
An alliance?
♪ We got ourselves a problem here,
sir ♪
♪ We need to band together
♪ An alliance is
the only solution ♪
♪ To make these
friends fair-weather ♪
♪ I think I know what
will make it happen ♪
♪ If I"m right there
might be hope ♪
♪ We"ll send a letter
to the both of them ♪
♪ Calling each other
a dope >> BOTH: Shh!
♪ Keep it down,
we need a remedy ♪
♪ Got to have a plan,
going to make them enemies ♪
♪ This can"t go on ♪
♪ This friendship is wrong
♪ Got to break them up and put
them back where they belong ♪
♪ What if we throw a party
in honour of King K. Rool? ♪
♪ And invite
everyone but Cranky ♪
♪ He"s sure to
feel like a fool ♪
♪ Um, no, that won"t work ♪
♪ A contest is the key
♪ One so big K. Rool will cheat,
then these pals are history ♪
BOTH: Shh.
Keep it down,
we need a remedy ♪
♪ Got to have a plan
♪ Going to make them enemies
♪ This can"t go on ♪
♪ This friendship is wrong
♪ Got to break them up and put
them back where they belong ♪
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Well, old sport, what do you
feel like now?
A little Texas death
match Ping Pong?
Nah, too boring.
Hey,
what are you two doing together?
You trying to
horn in on our fun?
Negative, hairy-faced sir.
We just thought that, well,
you never did finish your
contest way back when.
Maybe you could
have the last event now.
We never did figure out who
was the most
extreme on the island.
[Laughing]
We could pick
up where we left off.
Where"d you leave off, Your
Odd Choice of Friendliness?
High-altitude wing walking.
[Both gasping]
[Laughing]
And if I remember correctly,
the grand prize
is still up for grabs.
And it"s got my name written
all over it.
You wrote on the grand prize?
It"s a figure of speech, you
big, green gecko.
Now I got some practicing to do.
See you at Funky"s.
Last one there"s
a monkey's uncle.
Wait a minute, I already am a
monkey"s uncle.
High-altitude wing walking?
They"re going
to kill themselves.
Well,
at least they won"t be friends.
[Gasping]
Why, Klump, you"re just in
time to help me with some
alligator aerobics.
What is the meaning of this?
I formally charge
you with high treason.
You have been seen fraternizing
with the enemy, namely Cranky.
You don"t think I'm actually
friends with that
flea-bitten fur bag.
What about the bowling, the
golf, the... fun?
You think this has been fun?
Oh, let me explain it so that
even your underdeveloped cranium
can understand.
I"m just pretending to be
buddies so I can get back at
that loser Cranky
and claim my prize.
Now let me go!
So this is all espionage?
This is revenge.
[Laughing]
All I want is to beat that
boorish boob of a baboon, and
then this charade will be over!
And then you shake your
money-maker on the wing.
Grooving across as
many times as you can.
Yes, yes.
Get on with it.
Whoever can put on the best
show without
losing their cool...
Or their grip.
Is the smoothest sugar
daddy on the island,
and wins the prize.
Which one of you extreme dudes
wants to go first?
I"ll go first.
[Laughing]
That is, if you don"t mind,
Cranky.
Go ahead.
It won"t kill me to wait.
Famous last words.
[Laughing]
♪
Smooth moves, lizard dude.
That crocodile can strut.
That"s nothing.
Baby steps.
Wait till I get up there.
[All applaud]
Not bad, K. Rool, but I can beat
you with my eyes closed.
Not yet, you can"t.
This dude need more
juice for the plane.
You can"t steal the show if you
don"t have the gas to go.
I couldn"t have
said it better myself.
Now to make a little hole.
Not bad, K. Rool.
Donkey Kong and Diddy.
I must be going now.
I have to get ready
to cheer for Cranky.
Hooray, Cranky and all that.
Do you think he"s up to something,
DK?
It"s K. Rool.
He"s always up to something.
Maybe this contest thing wasn"t
such a good idea after all.
Cranky, I can"t let you do this.
It"s too dangerous.
There"s nothing to worry
about, Donkey Kong.
I was wing walking when you were
still wearing diapers.
But that was a long time ago.
And it"s something you never
forget,
like your first bike or... Or...
I forgot.
Never mind.
I"ve got a date with destiny.
Sorry, Cranky.
You"re going to have to tell
destiny she"s been stood up.
Donkey Kong!
When I get my hands on you, you
ignoramus, I"m going to...
Ah, there it is.
Just what I need.
Don"t worry, Cranky.
You"re still going to be there
for the contest.
I guarantee it.
They haven"t made a barrel
yet that can hold me.
[Grunting]
[Barrel crashing]
Oh, yeah?
What are you looking at?
[Airplane flying]
I"m here, and ready to compete.
What are you doing, DK?
DK?
I"m not that knuckleheaded, but
boorishly handsome, DK.
I"m Cranky.
Well, if you"re Cranky, then
who"s that?
Way to groove, Cranky, my man.
[Engine popping]
No gas?
Hang on, old dude.
[Cranky screaming]
[All gasping]
Major bummer.
ALL: Open the umbrella!
I can"t look, I can't look.
Oh, such a shame.
I"m overcome with grief.
Okay, enough about the past.
Where"s my prize?
You looking for this,
K. Rool?
Cranky, you"re alive.
[Stammering]
But how did you survive?
What happened to, "Hey,
you"re looking pretty healthy
for a monkey who fell off a wing
from a plane that deliberately
ran out of gas?"
Yes, of course.
That"s what I meant, but...
Hey,
are you accusing me of cheating?
Do crocodile eggs make the
lousiest omelettes?
Flounderer.
Cheater!
Wait a minute.
Cranky, how did you get on that
wing and, more important, why
aren"t you a mashed-up monkey?
You saw my hologram, which
can wing walk better than you on
your best day.
So take that, you loser!
A hologram?
You cheated.
How dare you?
Which means I still win.
Hand over the umbrella.
Not so fast, you gas guzzler.
I suppose emptying the gas tank
was fair play and all.
It was... dishonest.
Not cheating.
There"s a difference.
Now give me the umbrella!
You mean you two risked your
lives for a stupid umbrella?
This stupid umbrella may not
look like much, but when we were
younger we didn"t have anything
else to wager.
It"s symbolic.
That umbrella means as much
to me as my entire kingdom.
It represents my final
victory over Cranky.
And since you cheated,
Cranky, you lose.
Hand it over!
Never!
In that case,
we"re enemies again.
Forever!
Fine.
Let"s go, Donkey Kong.
The next time I lay eyes on him,
it will be to do battle.
Let"s get out of here, Klump.
I"ve wasted enough time not
planning to annihilate these
ludicrous lemurs.
Well?
Well.
Job well done, sir.
Not so shabby yourself, Klump.
Now, if I ever see you in my
territory again, I"m going to
banana slamma you like you"ve
never been banana
slamma"ed before.
In triplicate, varmint.
♪