Donkey Kong Country (1997–2000): Season 1, Episode 2 - The Big Chill Out - full transcript
Donkey Kong is worried that he will lose Candy to Bluster. And with good reason - after all;all DK and Diddy do with their days is sit around and eat bananas...Bluster owns a factory and is a successful businessape! How can he possibly compete with that? Luckily;DK and Diddy accidentally stumble upon the perfect invention to break the jungle heat wave - the Coconut Chiller !!! DK is thrilled - He may be able to be as successful as Bluster after all! But Bluster knows a good thing when he tastes it;and he convinces DK and Diddy to into business with him and "reinvest" their profits. DK and Diddy learn that running a factory kind of takes the fun out of earning bananas...and almost lose sight of their true destiny when the Crystal Coconut is stolen! In the end;only Candy can convince DK that she loves him for who he is;not how many bananas he's worth.
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah
♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma
♪
♪ Donkey Kong ♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong
♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah,
Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma ♪
Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
♪ Hey-oh ♪ Donkey Kong,
let"s go ♪
♪ Let"s go ♪
♪ Here he comes ♪ Banana slamma
Boiling bananas!
This is some heat wave!
Oh, I"m melting!
Let"s hit the beach, DK!
A very cool idea, Diddy.
Want to come swimming, Candy?
Oh, I"d love to, Donkey Kong.
But unlike you two who can lay
around all day, I"ve got to get
back to work.
See you after work, Candy!
What"s with her?
BLUSTER: Oh,
give it up, lover boy.
Can"t you see she's finally
getting tired of your
lack of initiative?
What"s that supposed to mean?
Candy wants a monkey who"s
made something out of himself.
Like me!
The sun overheat your thick skull,
Bluster?
Or don"t you remember, I'm going
to be the leader of Kongo Bongo
Island some day.
The Crystal Coconut says so!
Coconut, schmoconut!
I"m a success right now!
I don"t need any Crystal Coconut
mumbo-jumbo to win Candy"s hand!
Yeah, all you need is a mummy
who owns a barrel factory!
[Laughing]
Guess we told him, right, DK?
Uh, DK?
What"s the matter?
What if Bluster"s right?
I mean, if it wasn"t for the
Crystal Coconut, maybe Candy
wouldn"t even talk to me.
Maybe I shouldn"t be...
Standing around, flapping
your gums and doing nothing,
as usual!
I"ve been searching every patch
of shade on the island looking
for you, you big knucklehead.
[Hammering]
I"m going on a... DIDDY: What?
I"m going... argh!
[Hammering]
Donkey Kong, what kind of monkey
shines are you up to?
I was thinking I might start
up a business,
like a barrel factory or...
A business?
You"ve got no business going
into business.
You"d lose your shirt!
That"s okay,
I don't wear a shirt.
Then, you"d lose your tie.
Besides which, your business is
guarding the Crystal Coconut
while I"m gone for a couple of
days, collecting ingredients for
my potions.
This heat wave is bound to have
that swamp slime K. Rool and
his cold-blooded pack of
reptiles on the boil.
K. ROOL: Lovely heat wave
we"re having, wouldn't you say,
General Klump?
[Laughing]
I feel positively frisky!
Affirmative,
Your Hot-and-Sweatiness!
Whoo, hotter than spit in a
griddle, King K. Rool!
Behold, the plans for my
latest Donkey Kong
doomsday device.
I call it... [Laughing]
The K.C.C.B.M.!
[Laughing]
The kussboom?
I think you need to recruit some
more vowels, sir!
You idiot, the letters stand
for the K. Rool to Crystal
Coconut and Back Missile!
The tracking system hones in on
the Crystal Coconut.
The mechanical arms snatch it
up, and the return boosters
bring it back home with a prize!
Ha, ha!
Ah, brilliant, as usual, Your
Nimble-mindedness!
I"ll gear up for
production immediately!
Wait till I get my sweaty
palms on that Crystal Coconut!
Then, things will really heat up
all over Kongo Bongo!
[Laughing evilly]
Maybe it would have been
better if I"d never found the
Crystal Coconut.
But then, you wouldn"t know
about becoming leader of Kongo
Bongo some day.
Exactly!
And instead of sitting around
waiting for the Crystal
Coconut"s prophecy to come true,
I"d be out making
something of myself.
All right, DK.
I know something
you"re real good at.
You do?
Yeah, lunch!
But we just had lunch.
That was Candy"s lunch!
We still haven"t
had Cranky's yet.
Uh-oh, bad news, DK.
Looks like Cranky"s
all out of bananas.
Well, let"s split a coconut,
little buddy.
Whoa!
Steamed coconut milk?
It is hot!
If only I knew how much
longer I"ll have to wait to be
the leader of Kongo Bongo.
No need to work up a sweat over it,
DK.
Why don"t you just chill out?
Whoa!
[Diddy laughing]
[Slurping]
Mmm!
Oh, Diddy!
Diddy, you got to try this!
[Slurping]
Ah, now this is the way to
really chill out!
You mean, coconut-chill out!
[Laughing]
Coconut chill!
Oh, great idea, DK!
Just what we need in the middle
of a big heat wave!
Diddy,
are you thinking what I"m thinking?
♪ If you want a thrill
♪ Try a Coconut
Chill ♪ Step right up,
it"s only two bananas ♪
♪ If you"re hot,
it"ll fill the bill ♪
♪ This idea"s real sweet ♪
♪ Just from trying
to beat the heat ♪
♪ I"ll be so successful,
I"ll sweep Candy off her feet ♪
♪ We"re on the road ♪
♪ The road to
success [Diddy laughing]
♪
♪ Only one at a
time ♪ That"s right,
you"re doing fine ♪
♪ It"s a long time to wait
for that coconut shake ♪
♪ This groovy chilling cold
makes me want
to do barrel rolls ♪
♪ Imagine how surprised
♪ Candy won"t believe her eyes ♪
♪ I can"t believe my eyes ♪
♪ They"re doing
well on their first try ♪
♪ Things are looking up
♪ I just can"t
believe our luck ♪
♪ Between me and you
♪ There ain"t
nothing we can't do ♪
♪ It"s like a dream come true ♪
♪ Next stop, Park Avenue
♪ We"re on the road ♪
♪ The road to success
♪ We"re on the road ♪
♪ The road to success
♪ We"re on the road ♪
♪ The road to success
♪ We"re on the road ♪
♪ The road to success
♪ We"re on the road ♪
♪ The road to success
♪ We"re on the road ♪
♪ The road to success
♪
Donkey Kong and Diddy are
onto something
bigger than they realize.
And somehow,
I"ve got to get in on it!
K. ROOL: Ah,
another brutally hot day!
Perfect weather for a brutal
would-be dictator
such as myself!
[Laughing]
Klump, do you hear that?
Uh, negative.
All"s quiet as a gator in a
purse factory, sir.
That"s precisely what I'm
talking about, you lunkhead!
Where are the pounding hammers?
Squeaking machinery?
Moaning Kritters?
They"re supposed to be busting
their tails building
my K.C.C.B.M.!
[Kritters sighing happily]
Rowr!
Whoa, ah!
My entire workforce
has gone AWOL!
What are those
empty-headed minions up to?
I shall initiate covert
recognizance procedures immediately,
sir.
Ahh!
Oof!
[Slurping]
Mmm!
Delicious!
You know, uh,
they say it"s nice to share.
I"ll share my foot with your
tail if you don"t get me more of
these delicious treats!
Now!
Oh, affirmative,
Your Greedy-guts!
[Kritters being clobbered]
Banana slamma.
I thought we"d never get a break
in the action.
We"ve made quite a pile!
Here"s to us, Kongo Bongo's two
newest big shots!
Wait till Candy
sees... [Knocking]
BOTH: We"re closed!
Now, now, that"s not proper
customer relations, boys.
And besides,
this is opportunity knocking.
It"s obvious you need my big
business know-how to make your
little Coconut Chill operation a
real success.
You can"t paddle
the canoe half-way.
Huh?
You can"t go up the stairs
without coming back down.
What?
The bigger you think, the
bigger big shot you become, and
the more you"ll impress Candy.
Oh, Candy!
Why didn"t you just say so?
I"m all ears!
And I"m in for 50%.
Good!
[Clobbering]
That"s the last one, sir.
The last?
But I only got a tiny sample of
these delicious treats!
Ahem!
I"m afraid you ain't the only
one with a hankering for a
chill, Your Royal Hogginess.
[Kritters grumbling]
Now look what you"ve done,
Klump.
Unless you chill out these
ornery critters, I"m going to
have a mutiny on my hands!
[Grumbling]
I have it!
I will take this last specimen
back to the lab, and analyze the
secret ingredients!
Soon... [Giggling]
We will be manufacturing our own
Coconut Chills!
Only better!
[Snoring]
Well, Klump?
Klump!
[Snoring, muttering]
Huh?
Oh, ah!
Morning, what? Oh, sir!
Eh, ah, who?!
I trust since you are napping
so soundly, you"ve managed to
discover the Coconut Chill"s
secret ingredients?
Things are coming to the boiling
point, and I don"t mean outside!
Behold!
Uh, the first Cool K. Rool,
ready for the taste-test.
Uh, I need a volunteer!
[Slurping]
[Gagging]
Fortunately for
you... [Laughing]
I just had yet another brilliant
and devious idea!
[Laughing]
With a small adjustment to the
homing device, my K. Rool to
Crystal Coconut and Back Missile
can become the K. Rool to
Coconut Chill and Back Missile!
[Laughing]
Eep!
[Diddy groaning]
Nobody ever told us the road
to success was all uphill!
You said it, Diddy.
When Bluster said we got to
think big, I wasn"t thinking
about picking a big pile of
coconuts in the blazing sun!
[Playing trumpet]
♪ It"s so hard ♪
♪ Too hard ♪
This workin" life isn't
for me ♪
♪ Can"t you see
the road to success ♪
♪ Is nothing but
back-break and stress ♪
♪ Please get me
out of this mess ♪
♪ "Cause this Coconut Chill
is a bitter pill ♪
♪ The road to
success is all uphill ♪
Oh, that"s the truth!
♪ Now, listen here,
little buddy ♪
♪ Rome wasn"t built in a day ♪
♪ If you look at
the bigger picture ♪
♪ All of the obstacles
will fade away ♪
♪ The Coconut Chill should give
you a thrill ♪
♪ The road to success
leads over the hill ♪
♪ It"s all uphill ♪
♪ Just over the
hill Just over the hill?
♪ Just over the hill
It"s over the hill, ha, ha!
Yeah!
♪
BLUSTER: Oh, yes, Mumsy!
My Coconut Chill business is a
booming success.
Wow,
look at all those chills, DK!
[Giggling]
The bananas must
be really piling up!
Speaking of which, I"m starving.
Yeah, time to finally "peel"
some of the profits, ha ha ha!
So, where are they, partner?
I sent out for ice.
Huh?
[Groaning]
I traded the bananas to Eddie
the Yeti for more ice, to make
more chills,
to make even more bananas.
Eddie the Yeti say
no charge for delivery!
Hee, hee, hee!
[Rumbling]
The ice is due to
arrive at any moment.
[Crashing]
Lunch break is over!
It"s time to get to work!
Oh, there"s that word again.
♪
[Machines shutting down]
I can"t believe how well the
Coconut Chill business is doing.
Bluster says sales
are through the roof!
That"s just great, DK.
So,
Candy... You want to go for a swim with
Kongo Bongo"s newest success?
No!
Great, we can... No?
I"d rather go swimming with a
shark than a boring old big shot
Bluster clone like you!
I don"t get it.
Candy"s supposed
to be impressed!
Something isn"t
going right here.
Oh, you"re telling me!
[Diddy groaning]
This easy life is killing me!
[Groaning]
CRANKY: Donkey Kong!
What are you doing here, you
knuckle-dragging numbskull?
You"ll never believe it!
Diddy and I have gone
into business with...
Gone goofy, is more like it.
You"re supposed to be at my
place, keeping an eye on the
Crystal Coconut!
Don"t worry, Cranky!
I took it for safe-keeping.
It"s right over... uh-oh!
It was right here a minute ago!
Safe-keeping, huh?
Of all the lame-brained,
empty-skulled knuckle-headed...
[Cranky muttering]
Hmm.
Found it!
Hey, whoa!
Here it is, Cranky!
Ahh!
Cranky?
Let me out of here!
Cranky!
No, stop!
With my K.C.C.B.M., we"ll be
up to our tails in Coconut
Chills before you can say,
"Blast off!"
KRITTERS: Hooray!
[Cheering, clapping]
I wanted to push
the big red button.
But you said, "Blast off!"
I didn"t get to say anything!
[Computer beeping]
Hang on, Cranky!
I"m coming!
[Beeping]
♪
CRANKY: Hey!
What"s going on out there?
This... is... all I need.
♪
Uh-oh!
Wait, hold that train!
[Laughing]
Prepare to slurp!
[Kritters cheering]
Well, time to get to work.
[Smashing barrels]
Cranky?
Ugh, ugh, ugh!
Ugh, ah!
[Smashing]
Ugh!
Cranky!
A-a-b-bout time you got here,
you b-big ba-b-boon!
Stores ready!
[Gasping]
The shipment, it"s melting!
Kings first!
Oh, ah, oh!
Oh, ow, oh, ah!
Back, all of you!
I haven"t had my fill!
[Slurping]
KLUMP: Negative, sir!
It"s every lizard for himself!
This is all your fault, you
bumbling buffoon!
You"ll have to make up another
shipment, immediately!
Give it a rest, Bluster!
There"s no time
for your lazy habits.
You"ll both have to
work round the clock!
Oh, what were we thinking, DK?
Bluster"s got us looking for the
easy life, the hard way!
I"m with you, Diddy.
I don"t think I'm cut out to be
a successful big shot, no matter
how much I thought it
would impress Candy.
But you can"t desert me.
We"re partners, 50/50.
Tell you what, Bluster.
We"ll sell you our share of the
Coconut Chill business for, uh,
two bananas.
Deal done, sold!
[Laughing]
You nincompoops!
I"ll make thousands of bananas,
million, ha ha!
And they"re all mine!
What a couple of pushovers!
Ha ha, I"m rich!
I"m rich!
Ah!
Feel that cool breeze, Diddy.
Hmm, that"s not cool, DK.
That"s cold!
I"ll be... cold?
[Gasping]
Brrr!
I"ll be ruined!
Don"t look now, ex-partner,
but here comes
another ice shipment.
EDDIE: 24-hour delivery!
Run for it!
I want my mommy!
[Phone ringing]
Mumsy?
Yes?
Don"t order any more ice?
Sell the Coconut Chill business?
But Mumsy!
[Donkey Kong sighing]
I guess we"ll just have to
find something else I"m good at,
Diddy.
CRANKY: Yeah?
Well, I know something you"re
astoundingly good at.
Getting yourself into some real
numbskull situations.
But anybody can do that,
you big ape.
Not everyone can look after the
Crystal Coconut.
Yeah!
I never thought of
it that way before.
Of course you didn"t!
Not everyone has as thick a
skull as you, either.
Imagine, thinking he needed
to become some sort of big-shot
business ape to impress me!
Oh, I"m sorry, Candy.
Can you ever forgive me?
I suppose so, DK.
But just remember, you"ll always
be my Coconut Chill.
CRANKY: At least we know the
Crystal Coconut is
safe for a week or two.
How do you know that, Cranky?
Because after glomming down a
few thousand of those confounded
Coconut Chills, it"ll take that
fool K. Rool and his pack of
cold-blooded lizards at least
that long to thaw out.
[Laughing]
[Shivering]
As s-soon as I digest this
s-stomach full of c-chills and
w-warm up, I"m going to g-get
that C-Crystal C-C-C...
Aff-f-firmative,
Your C-C-Chilliness!
♪
♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma
♪
♪ Donkey Kong ♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong
♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah,
Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out down
below ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma ♪
Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
♪ Hey-oh ♪ Donkey Kong,
let"s go ♪
♪ Let"s go ♪
♪ Here he comes ♪ Banana slamma
Boiling bananas!
This is some heat wave!
Oh, I"m melting!
Let"s hit the beach, DK!
A very cool idea, Diddy.
Want to come swimming, Candy?
Oh, I"d love to, Donkey Kong.
But unlike you two who can lay
around all day, I"ve got to get
back to work.
See you after work, Candy!
What"s with her?
BLUSTER: Oh,
give it up, lover boy.
Can"t you see she's finally
getting tired of your
lack of initiative?
What"s that supposed to mean?
Candy wants a monkey who"s
made something out of himself.
Like me!
The sun overheat your thick skull,
Bluster?
Or don"t you remember, I'm going
to be the leader of Kongo Bongo
Island some day.
The Crystal Coconut says so!
Coconut, schmoconut!
I"m a success right now!
I don"t need any Crystal Coconut
mumbo-jumbo to win Candy"s hand!
Yeah, all you need is a mummy
who owns a barrel factory!
[Laughing]
Guess we told him, right, DK?
Uh, DK?
What"s the matter?
What if Bluster"s right?
I mean, if it wasn"t for the
Crystal Coconut, maybe Candy
wouldn"t even talk to me.
Maybe I shouldn"t be...
Standing around, flapping
your gums and doing nothing,
as usual!
I"ve been searching every patch
of shade on the island looking
for you, you big knucklehead.
[Hammering]
I"m going on a... DIDDY: What?
I"m going... argh!
[Hammering]
Donkey Kong, what kind of monkey
shines are you up to?
I was thinking I might start
up a business,
like a barrel factory or...
A business?
You"ve got no business going
into business.
You"d lose your shirt!
That"s okay,
I don't wear a shirt.
Then, you"d lose your tie.
Besides which, your business is
guarding the Crystal Coconut
while I"m gone for a couple of
days, collecting ingredients for
my potions.
This heat wave is bound to have
that swamp slime K. Rool and
his cold-blooded pack of
reptiles on the boil.
K. ROOL: Lovely heat wave
we"re having, wouldn't you say,
General Klump?
[Laughing]
I feel positively frisky!
Affirmative,
Your Hot-and-Sweatiness!
Whoo, hotter than spit in a
griddle, King K. Rool!
Behold, the plans for my
latest Donkey Kong
doomsday device.
I call it... [Laughing]
The K.C.C.B.M.!
[Laughing]
The kussboom?
I think you need to recruit some
more vowels, sir!
You idiot, the letters stand
for the K. Rool to Crystal
Coconut and Back Missile!
The tracking system hones in on
the Crystal Coconut.
The mechanical arms snatch it
up, and the return boosters
bring it back home with a prize!
Ha, ha!
Ah, brilliant, as usual, Your
Nimble-mindedness!
I"ll gear up for
production immediately!
Wait till I get my sweaty
palms on that Crystal Coconut!
Then, things will really heat up
all over Kongo Bongo!
[Laughing evilly]
Maybe it would have been
better if I"d never found the
Crystal Coconut.
But then, you wouldn"t know
about becoming leader of Kongo
Bongo some day.
Exactly!
And instead of sitting around
waiting for the Crystal
Coconut"s prophecy to come true,
I"d be out making
something of myself.
All right, DK.
I know something
you"re real good at.
You do?
Yeah, lunch!
But we just had lunch.
That was Candy"s lunch!
We still haven"t
had Cranky's yet.
Uh-oh, bad news, DK.
Looks like Cranky"s
all out of bananas.
Well, let"s split a coconut,
little buddy.
Whoa!
Steamed coconut milk?
It is hot!
If only I knew how much
longer I"ll have to wait to be
the leader of Kongo Bongo.
No need to work up a sweat over it,
DK.
Why don"t you just chill out?
Whoa!
[Diddy laughing]
[Slurping]
Mmm!
Oh, Diddy!
Diddy, you got to try this!
[Slurping]
Ah, now this is the way to
really chill out!
You mean, coconut-chill out!
[Laughing]
Coconut chill!
Oh, great idea, DK!
Just what we need in the middle
of a big heat wave!
Diddy,
are you thinking what I"m thinking?
♪ If you want a thrill
♪ Try a Coconut
Chill ♪ Step right up,
it"s only two bananas ♪
♪ If you"re hot,
it"ll fill the bill ♪
♪ This idea"s real sweet ♪
♪ Just from trying
to beat the heat ♪
♪ I"ll be so successful,
I"ll sweep Candy off her feet ♪
♪ We"re on the road ♪
♪ The road to
success [Diddy laughing]
♪
♪ Only one at a
time ♪ That"s right,
you"re doing fine ♪
♪ It"s a long time to wait
for that coconut shake ♪
♪ This groovy chilling cold
makes me want
to do barrel rolls ♪
♪ Imagine how surprised
♪ Candy won"t believe her eyes ♪
♪ I can"t believe my eyes ♪
♪ They"re doing
well on their first try ♪
♪ Things are looking up
♪ I just can"t
believe our luck ♪
♪ Between me and you
♪ There ain"t
nothing we can't do ♪
♪ It"s like a dream come true ♪
♪ Next stop, Park Avenue
♪ We"re on the road ♪
♪ The road to success
♪ We"re on the road ♪
♪ The road to success
♪ We"re on the road ♪
♪ The road to success
♪ We"re on the road ♪
♪ The road to success
♪ We"re on the road ♪
♪ The road to success
♪ We"re on the road ♪
♪ The road to success
♪
Donkey Kong and Diddy are
onto something
bigger than they realize.
And somehow,
I"ve got to get in on it!
K. ROOL: Ah,
another brutally hot day!
Perfect weather for a brutal
would-be dictator
such as myself!
[Laughing]
Klump, do you hear that?
Uh, negative.
All"s quiet as a gator in a
purse factory, sir.
That"s precisely what I'm
talking about, you lunkhead!
Where are the pounding hammers?
Squeaking machinery?
Moaning Kritters?
They"re supposed to be busting
their tails building
my K.C.C.B.M.!
[Kritters sighing happily]
Rowr!
Whoa, ah!
My entire workforce
has gone AWOL!
What are those
empty-headed minions up to?
I shall initiate covert
recognizance procedures immediately,
sir.
Ahh!
Oof!
[Slurping]
Mmm!
Delicious!
You know, uh,
they say it"s nice to share.
I"ll share my foot with your
tail if you don"t get me more of
these delicious treats!
Now!
Oh, affirmative,
Your Greedy-guts!
[Kritters being clobbered]
Banana slamma.
I thought we"d never get a break
in the action.
We"ve made quite a pile!
Here"s to us, Kongo Bongo's two
newest big shots!
Wait till Candy
sees... [Knocking]
BOTH: We"re closed!
Now, now, that"s not proper
customer relations, boys.
And besides,
this is opportunity knocking.
It"s obvious you need my big
business know-how to make your
little Coconut Chill operation a
real success.
You can"t paddle
the canoe half-way.
Huh?
You can"t go up the stairs
without coming back down.
What?
The bigger you think, the
bigger big shot you become, and
the more you"ll impress Candy.
Oh, Candy!
Why didn"t you just say so?
I"m all ears!
And I"m in for 50%.
Good!
[Clobbering]
That"s the last one, sir.
The last?
But I only got a tiny sample of
these delicious treats!
Ahem!
I"m afraid you ain't the only
one with a hankering for a
chill, Your Royal Hogginess.
[Kritters grumbling]
Now look what you"ve done,
Klump.
Unless you chill out these
ornery critters, I"m going to
have a mutiny on my hands!
[Grumbling]
I have it!
I will take this last specimen
back to the lab, and analyze the
secret ingredients!
Soon... [Giggling]
We will be manufacturing our own
Coconut Chills!
Only better!
[Snoring]
Well, Klump?
Klump!
[Snoring, muttering]
Huh?
Oh, ah!
Morning, what? Oh, sir!
Eh, ah, who?!
I trust since you are napping
so soundly, you"ve managed to
discover the Coconut Chill"s
secret ingredients?
Things are coming to the boiling
point, and I don"t mean outside!
Behold!
Uh, the first Cool K. Rool,
ready for the taste-test.
Uh, I need a volunteer!
[Slurping]
[Gagging]
Fortunately for
you... [Laughing]
I just had yet another brilliant
and devious idea!
[Laughing]
With a small adjustment to the
homing device, my K. Rool to
Crystal Coconut and Back Missile
can become the K. Rool to
Coconut Chill and Back Missile!
[Laughing]
Eep!
[Diddy groaning]
Nobody ever told us the road
to success was all uphill!
You said it, Diddy.
When Bluster said we got to
think big, I wasn"t thinking
about picking a big pile of
coconuts in the blazing sun!
[Playing trumpet]
♪ It"s so hard ♪
♪ Too hard ♪
This workin" life isn't
for me ♪
♪ Can"t you see
the road to success ♪
♪ Is nothing but
back-break and stress ♪
♪ Please get me
out of this mess ♪
♪ "Cause this Coconut Chill
is a bitter pill ♪
♪ The road to
success is all uphill ♪
Oh, that"s the truth!
♪ Now, listen here,
little buddy ♪
♪ Rome wasn"t built in a day ♪
♪ If you look at
the bigger picture ♪
♪ All of the obstacles
will fade away ♪
♪ The Coconut Chill should give
you a thrill ♪
♪ The road to success
leads over the hill ♪
♪ It"s all uphill ♪
♪ Just over the
hill Just over the hill?
♪ Just over the hill
It"s over the hill, ha, ha!
Yeah!
♪
BLUSTER: Oh, yes, Mumsy!
My Coconut Chill business is a
booming success.
Wow,
look at all those chills, DK!
[Giggling]
The bananas must
be really piling up!
Speaking of which, I"m starving.
Yeah, time to finally "peel"
some of the profits, ha ha ha!
So, where are they, partner?
I sent out for ice.
Huh?
[Groaning]
I traded the bananas to Eddie
the Yeti for more ice, to make
more chills,
to make even more bananas.
Eddie the Yeti say
no charge for delivery!
Hee, hee, hee!
[Rumbling]
The ice is due to
arrive at any moment.
[Crashing]
Lunch break is over!
It"s time to get to work!
Oh, there"s that word again.
♪
[Machines shutting down]
I can"t believe how well the
Coconut Chill business is doing.
Bluster says sales
are through the roof!
That"s just great, DK.
So,
Candy... You want to go for a swim with
Kongo Bongo"s newest success?
No!
Great, we can... No?
I"d rather go swimming with a
shark than a boring old big shot
Bluster clone like you!
I don"t get it.
Candy"s supposed
to be impressed!
Something isn"t
going right here.
Oh, you"re telling me!
[Diddy groaning]
This easy life is killing me!
[Groaning]
CRANKY: Donkey Kong!
What are you doing here, you
knuckle-dragging numbskull?
You"ll never believe it!
Diddy and I have gone
into business with...
Gone goofy, is more like it.
You"re supposed to be at my
place, keeping an eye on the
Crystal Coconut!
Don"t worry, Cranky!
I took it for safe-keeping.
It"s right over... uh-oh!
It was right here a minute ago!
Safe-keeping, huh?
Of all the lame-brained,
empty-skulled knuckle-headed...
[Cranky muttering]
Hmm.
Found it!
Hey, whoa!
Here it is, Cranky!
Ahh!
Cranky?
Let me out of here!
Cranky!
No, stop!
With my K.C.C.B.M., we"ll be
up to our tails in Coconut
Chills before you can say,
"Blast off!"
KRITTERS: Hooray!
[Cheering, clapping]
I wanted to push
the big red button.
But you said, "Blast off!"
I didn"t get to say anything!
[Computer beeping]
Hang on, Cranky!
I"m coming!
[Beeping]
♪
CRANKY: Hey!
What"s going on out there?
This... is... all I need.
♪
Uh-oh!
Wait, hold that train!
[Laughing]
Prepare to slurp!
[Kritters cheering]
Well, time to get to work.
[Smashing barrels]
Cranky?
Ugh, ugh, ugh!
Ugh, ah!
[Smashing]
Ugh!
Cranky!
A-a-b-bout time you got here,
you b-big ba-b-boon!
Stores ready!
[Gasping]
The shipment, it"s melting!
Kings first!
Oh, ah, oh!
Oh, ow, oh, ah!
Back, all of you!
I haven"t had my fill!
[Slurping]
KLUMP: Negative, sir!
It"s every lizard for himself!
This is all your fault, you
bumbling buffoon!
You"ll have to make up another
shipment, immediately!
Give it a rest, Bluster!
There"s no time
for your lazy habits.
You"ll both have to
work round the clock!
Oh, what were we thinking, DK?
Bluster"s got us looking for the
easy life, the hard way!
I"m with you, Diddy.
I don"t think I'm cut out to be
a successful big shot, no matter
how much I thought it
would impress Candy.
But you can"t desert me.
We"re partners, 50/50.
Tell you what, Bluster.
We"ll sell you our share of the
Coconut Chill business for, uh,
two bananas.
Deal done, sold!
[Laughing]
You nincompoops!
I"ll make thousands of bananas,
million, ha ha!
And they"re all mine!
What a couple of pushovers!
Ha ha, I"m rich!
I"m rich!
Ah!
Feel that cool breeze, Diddy.
Hmm, that"s not cool, DK.
That"s cold!
I"ll be... cold?
[Gasping]
Brrr!
I"ll be ruined!
Don"t look now, ex-partner,
but here comes
another ice shipment.
EDDIE: 24-hour delivery!
Run for it!
I want my mommy!
[Phone ringing]
Mumsy?
Yes?
Don"t order any more ice?
Sell the Coconut Chill business?
But Mumsy!
[Donkey Kong sighing]
I guess we"ll just have to
find something else I"m good at,
Diddy.
CRANKY: Yeah?
Well, I know something you"re
astoundingly good at.
Getting yourself into some real
numbskull situations.
But anybody can do that,
you big ape.
Not everyone can look after the
Crystal Coconut.
Yeah!
I never thought of
it that way before.
Of course you didn"t!
Not everyone has as thick a
skull as you, either.
Imagine, thinking he needed
to become some sort of big-shot
business ape to impress me!
Oh, I"m sorry, Candy.
Can you ever forgive me?
I suppose so, DK.
But just remember, you"ll always
be my Coconut Chill.
CRANKY: At least we know the
Crystal Coconut is
safe for a week or two.
How do you know that, Cranky?
Because after glomming down a
few thousand of those confounded
Coconut Chills, it"ll take that
fool K. Rool and his pack of
cold-blooded lizards at least
that long to thaw out.
[Laughing]
[Shivering]
As s-soon as I digest this
s-stomach full of c-chills and
w-warm up, I"m going to g-get
that C-Crystal C-C-C...
Aff-f-firmative,
Your C-C-Chilliness!
♪