Donkey Kong Country (1997–2000): Season 1, Episode 1 - I Spy with My Hairy Eye - full transcript
Diddy convinces DK to have some fun with the Crystal Coconut; asking it for favours. The end result is that Diddy accidentally wishes to be invisible. It's all fun and gags;until General Klump and Krusha steal the Crystal Coconut. Meanwhile;K. Rool has locked himself in his vault;and can't get out. To make matters worse;the stolen Coconut falls into the hands of Candy Clone who is off to the White Mountains where Eddie the Mean Old Yeti lives. The chase is on!
[Jungle music playing]
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah
♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out,
time to go ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma
♪ Donkey Kong ♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah,
Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out,
time to go ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma ♪
Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
♪ Hey-oh ♪ Donkey Kong,
let"s go ♪
♪ Let"s go ♪
♪ Here he comes ♪ Banana slamma
Oh, jeepin" jungle bugs!
How much longer do we have to
babysit this coconut for Cranky?
I"m starved!
Tell me about it!
The only reason I even offered
to babysit is because Tuesdays
are when Candy brings Kranky one
of her banana cream pies.
Oh!
I wish I had just one banana.
Hey!
How"d I do that?
Not you, DK.
The magical mystical coconut
granted your wish!
I knew it couldn"t have been me.
[Laughing]
Oh, this is fantastic!
No.
Two bananas would have been
fantastic, little buddy.
So.
Go ahead then.
[Giggling]
Huh?
Wish for more!
Oh, I don"t know.
Kranky wouldn"t want us foolin'
with the coconut.
Oh, but don"t you wish you
had another banana, huh?
A big, ripe, juicy, plump,
mellow yellow creamy banana?
Oo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Yes!
I wish I had a whole bunch!
Jackpot!
It worked!
[Giggling]
Oh, you okay, DK?
Never better!
Mmm,
nothing could... [Gulping bananas]
Ruin this!
Kranky?
DK: Yep, except Kranky.
No, DK.
Kranky"s here.
He"s back!
How are we gonna explain
where all these
bananas came from?
Oh!
He"ll have our hides for a throw
rug if he finds out we"re
messing with the coconut!
Oh, it"s times like this I
wish I was invisible!
Diddy?
Where did you go?
DIDDY: I"m, I'm invisible!
I can see that.
I, I mean, I can"t see that!
Or you!
Where are you?
Right, here!
[Laughing]
Stop!
[Whistling]
Where in the rango fandango
did all these bananas come from?
Kranky!
Uh, well, y"see...
You"ll see the end of this
cane between your peepers unless
you start cleaning up this mess!
Pronto!
[Laughing]
Hey, stop it!
Knock it off!
I"ll knock your head off if
you don"t stop goofing around.
Quit it, will ya, Diddy?
Diddy?
Diddy"s not even here!
Now start cleaning!
No, don"t!
Ungh!
[Crashing]
Are you off your rocker?
DIDDY: Whoop, time to make
like a banana, and peel!
D"ooh, wait up!
Hey,
get back here and clean this... whoa!
[Crashing]
Donkey Kong!
Hip, hop, hip, hop,
King K. Rool"s big vault, hip,
hop, hip, hop, hip,
hop, company halt!
[Grunting inside]
General Klump?
I said "company halt"!
That"s you, Krusha!
Oh.
[Laughing]
A pity I can"t leave you in there,
Klump.
But I need the vault today, so
it shall be opened upon reciting
of the secret password.
KLUMP: Yeah, but I don"t know
the secret password!
Of course.
Only I know the secret password!
Just cover your ears.
That goes for you, too, Klump!
[Clearing throat]
Piggly wiggly, boogly biggly,
eeka, peeka, boo!
If I told you once, Klump, I
told you a thousand times!
Nothing goes in the vault except
the Crystal Coconut!
Sir, we don"t even have the
Crystal Coconut.
Oh, heh heh, but we will,
General Klump!
This time, my plan to steal it
is idiot-proof!
In other words, I"m not relying
on you two!
It"s a well known fact that
every Tuesday, Kranky receives a
banana cream pie
from Candy Kong.
And this Tuesday will be no
different,
except for one minor detail.
[Mechanical whirring]
At your service, King K.
Rool, sir.
[Klump and Krusha gasping]
BOTH: Candy Kong!
No!
Not Candy Kong, but Candy Clone!
Her indistinguishable
robotic twin!
Indistinguishable robotic twin.
Candy Clone
could fool any idiot.
Yeah, huh huh.
Includin" me!
There"s only one idiot I care
about fooling.
That"s Kranky!
[Maniacal laughing]
Ungh!
DIDDY: Ow!
Watch where you"re going, DK!
Diddy, is that you?
Ow, yes!
Ooh, my eye!
Stop!
No, you gotta stop,
little buddy.
DIDDY: I haven"t even started.
[Giggling]
[Clattering]
Just think of all the fun I
can have being invisible!
Hehehe!
I don"t see how you doing
stuff and me getting in trouble
for it is fun.
[Music starting to play]
[Volume increasing]
DIDDY: Woo-hoo!
♪ I"m havin' fun with everyone ♪
♪ When I disappear
♪ Playing tricks on people
while pretending I"m not there ♪
♪ When Cranky learns you"re
messing with the
coconut this way ♪
DIDDY: Ha!
♪ I"ll be sneakin' into another
movie matinée ♪
Ha ha!
♪ Doin" what I want ♪
♪ Ya can"t see me ♪
♪ I can see you"re
driving me crazy ♪
♪ Floating in and out of thin
air makes me feel free ♪
♪ You can"t get away
with this monkey business ♪
♪ I can be a ghost
who haunts the barrel factory ♪
♪ Pushing buttons
♪ Pulling levers
♪ Driving Candy crazy
♪ Now hold on little buddy
♪ That"s my girl
you"re talking 'bout ♪
♪ Oh, I"m just getting started ♪
Wait till Kranky finds you out!
DIDDY: Ha!
♪ I can pull the rug
from under King K. Rool ♪
♪ Float bananas
through the air ♪
Man that"d be so cool!
♪ I can fool around with all
of Kranky"s spells and poof ♪
I"m gone without trace!
♪ Man,
Kranky"s gonna hit the roof ♪
♪ Doin" what I want ♪
♪ Ya can"t see me ♪
♪ I can see you"re
driving me crazy ♪
♪ Floating in and out of thin
air makes me feel free ♪
♪ You can"t get away
with this monkey business ♪
It won"t be fun when Kranky
finds out we"ve been messing
with the Crystal Coconut.
Look, I"ve got a plan!
I keep Kranky busy while you
make your wish
to be visible again.
Okay?
Diddy?
Uh, little buddy, you there?
Diddy!
My body"s in sync!
My mind is on auto-cruise.
Now, all I got to do is tune in
to my inner voice.
[Diddy giggling]
DIDDY: Yo, funk man, word up?
Whoa,
gotta stop burning all that incense!
Yo, it"s me, dude!
Your inner voice!
Right on!
DIDDY: Nothin" right on about
your moves, Jack.
You"re layin' them all wrong!
Yeah?
Then lay new ones on me, bud!
[Giggling]
On the board,
feet squarely floored.
Now, left leg back,
gimme no slack!
Arms out wide,
groovin" at your side!
Head bent right,
ooh, ooh, you"re outta sight!
Shimmy at the hips
and pucker your lips!
How am I looking now?
Like a big goofus doofus.
Wha-ha-hoa!
[Splashing]
Funky, have you seen Diddy?
What am I saying,
of course you haven"t.
He"s invisible.
Bummer.
Where does he put his keys?
[Sniffing]
What"s that smmmmm?
It"s Tuesday,
banana cream pie day!
Candy!
[Diddy snickering]
[Candy gasping]
DK!
How could you?
How could I what?
You know very well what!
You ate Kranky"s pie!
Buh-buh... I didn"t eat it!
Then who did?
Diddy?
Honestly, DK, it"s bad enough
you eat the pie,
but don"t blame Diddy!
He"s not even here!
I swear Candy, he"s invisible!
Invisible?
Oh, really?
Well,
guess what else is invisible?
Your pie!
But... I made this
one just for you,
but now I"m taking it to
Kranky"s to replace
the one that you ate!
But... Okay, little buddy.
This is getting serious.
I just lost a banana pie!
What are you gonna do next?
Send Bluster to the moon using
his delivery rocket?
Diddy?
Diddy!
[Snickering]
No!
Don"t!
ROOL: All clear, Klump?
Affirmative, Sir.
I"m over here, you half-wit!
Now where is Candy Clone?
There"s a good Candy Clone!
Now bring the pie to Cranky, and
then bring the
Crystal Coconut to me!
Bring it to you.
ROOL: Klump, keep an eye on her.
Can"t keep 'em off her.
Think we could get one of them
clones made in a
Miss Lizard model?
[Chuckling]
Will you shut up
and follow her?!
Oh, uh, yeah, yeah!
I mean, yes, Sir!
[Thudding]
Ah,
finally that mess is cleaned up.
[Banging]
Candy.
I almost forgot.
[Loud knocking against wood]
Banana cream pie day.
[Sniffing]
[Sighing]
You outdid yourself, Candy!
This smells... [Gasping]
What a rat!
Donkey Kooooonnng!
Get your butt over... I"m here!
I"m here!
What happened to you?
Huh?
Oh, long story.
See, Bluster was going to the
moon, and I had to...
Forget your silly games!
I"ve got a Crystal Coconut
crisis on my hands!
I knew you"d find out.
Look, I can explain everything.
You can explain why Candy
stole the Crystal Coconut?
Candy stole the Crystal Coconut?
I did not!
You stole my pie!
I did not!
Diddy stole it!
Diddy stole the coconut?
DIDDY: I did not!
[Gasping]
[Punching and kicking noises]
[Grunting]
Aaahhh!
[Diddy groaning]
[Strained voice]
DK, I think now might be a good
time to come clean!
And that"s the whole ugly truth.
You knuckle-heads!
DIDDY: Ow!
[Thudding]
Well, this explains everything.
It most certainly does.
[All talking at once]
Hold it!
If Candy didn"t steal the
Crystal Coconut, then who did?
I wonder how my
little... [Gasping]
Oh!
Oh, hohoho!
Now bring the
coconut home to Papa!
Bring to Papa.
I won?
Oh, I won.
Oh, oh, I won!
Oho, ah, ah, I won!
[Maniacal laughing]
Ooh, it scares me to think of
what kind of demented plan K.
Rool"s brewing in
that pea brain of his!
DIDDY: Ouch!
Not only have we lost the
Crystal Coconut, but now Diddy"s
invisible and there"s no way of
making him visible without it!
DIDDY: You mean,
I could be invisible...
[Gulping]
Forever?
[Sniffling]
I can"t even have another
birthday party, "cause no one
will know when to
shout... [Sniffling]
"Surprise!"
[Sobbing]
There, there, little buddy.
DIDDY: Ow!
Oh, my other eye!
Look, there"s only one solution.
You"ve got to get the Crystal
Coconut back,
or else K. Rool wins!
Come on, little buddy.
Let"s make tracks.
DIDDY: Oh, ow!
[Groaning]
The karmic tide is high, dude!
The cosmos is singin" and good
vibes are frequenced to the max!
Oh yeah!
You got one of those new
autopilot gismos, huh?
No, dude.
My inner voice!
It"s gonna guide the ride!
Uh, Diddy?
Think you can fly the biplane?
I don"t know.
Could it be any worse than Funky
flying the plane
on a regular day?
Good point.
Let"s go.
[Gasping]
How many days, hours, weeks,
and years have I
waited for this moment?
[Giggling]
Then, while the Crystal Coconut
is in the safety of my vault, I
can go on a nice, long stroll.
Nice, long, stroll.
Huh?
No, wait!
Not you!
I"m going for a stroll.
Hip, hop, hip, hop,
hip, hop, hip, hop...
Uh, King K. Rool?
ROOL: I know you"re expecting
me to blow my stack.
Ahaha!
But I"m not going to do that.
Do you know why?
Uh, no.
Uh, why?
Because, unlike you,
I have the password.
So why should I waste a
perfectly good bout of anger,
when I can merely recite the
secret password,
and get out of here.
Oh, good!
ROOL: Then, upon my exit, I
shall great pleasure in
executing the full weight of my
wrath on your pathetic
being in person!
Ahahaha!
Ready?
Uh, Sir?
Everything okay?
No.
I"ve forgotten the password!
Get me out of here!
And get the Crystal Coconut!
What are you two
fumblers doing?!
[Airplane motoring]
Bananaaaa... Slamma!
ROOL: Who in
lizard"s pants is that?
Oh, um, uh... No one!
Okay, lizards.
Give up the Crystal
Coconut or else!
ROOL: Is that a Donkey Kong?
Cool!
Now I"m hearing other dudes'
inner voices!
Okay, K. Rool, wherever you are.
We know you used Candy Clone to
steal the Crystal Coconut.
So, where is she?
[Wind whooshing]
ROOL: And don"t come back
until you find the
Crystal Coconut!
Hey, Funky!
What did you do
with these seats?
Are they every comfy!
[Squashing noise]
DIDDY: You"re sitting on me!
Oh!
Sorry, little buddy.
Uh, Funky, could you take her
down a little?
Not unless my I.V. tells me to!
Right.
Diddy?
DIDDY: Take her down, funk man!
Yo!
Rockin" roller coastin', dude!
Heeaauuuugh!
[Huffing and grunting]
Huh?
Me Eddie.
Mean Old Yeti.
Me like you.
Oooh.
Me a Yeti.
Me not so mean.
Me not even old.
Have a nice toque.
♪ Me like snow ♪ Me
like ice ♪ Me like you
♪ You are nice [Beeping]
♪ Me Eddie ♪ Me so lonely
♪ Me keep you ♪ You
my only ♪ Me like snow
♪ Me like ice ♪ Me
like you ♪ You so nice
[Mechanical whirring]
Oh, eh, ah...
DIDDY: There"s Candy Clone!
DK: And there"s
the Crystal Coconut!
FUNKY: And there"s Eddie,
that mean old dude!
Funky, quick!
Land the plane!
Not until the inner...
DIDDY: Land the plane for
crying out loud, will ya?!
ROOL: Wiggly, giggly,
doogily diggily, dud.
Wiggly, squiggly,
moogly, miggly, uh...
Iggly, niggly,
squookily, squiggly...
KLUMP: Okay, Candy Clone!
Hand over the... huh?
Heh heh, whaddya know?
Must"ve taken a
wrong turn back there.
ROOL: You took a wrong turn
the day you were born, you
lumpy piece of
wasted brain mass!
Retreat!
ROOL: Piggly piggly giggly,
uh, gliggly, fliggly...
DIDDY: Don"t worry, DK.
I"ve almost... got it!
Hahaha, I... Oooh!
All right, you mean old yeti!
Hand... oof!
Heeeauuughh!
About face!
Huh?
♪
Little buddy!
Pass it over!
First things first.
I wish I was visible again!
I"m back!
[Giggling]
Oh DK, look!
I"m back!
Haha, isn"t this great?
Heeeuuuooogh!
Ahh!
♪
[Ricocheting]
Phew.
I thought that knucklehead
would never get it here.
Heeughh!
Arruuughhh!
We"re never gonna make it, DK!
Oh yes we are!
Candy!
Candy?
Yes?
Huh?
[Skidding]
Surf"s up, Funky!
Diddy dude?
Where"d you come from?
Caaandy!
ROOL: Oooh, when I get
finished with Klump, he"s going
to look like a stuffed pig!
Pig.
[Gasping]
That"s it!
[Clearing throat]
Piggly, wiggly, boogly, biggly,
eeka, peeka, boo!
Now to find Klump
and pummel his...
You can"t scare me,
you big ugly yeti!
Huh?
Yeeeahhhh!
[Loud metallic crashing]
Who turned out the lights?
[Clobbering]
ROOL: Does that answer your
question, Klump?
KLUMP: Hey, I can see pretty
little stars all around my head!
Well, I hope you two
boneheads learned your lesson.
Oh yeah.
I"m never making another wish as
long as I live!
Good,
"cause I've got some errands to run.
So no funny business
with the coconut!
BOTH: No way.
I brought you something, DK.
Banana cream pie.
Oh, my favourite!
Oh, no you don"t.
No way K. Rool"s pulling the
same trick on us two times,
right, DK?
Diddy, no,
that"s not the Candy clone...
[Squishing]
That"s... The real Candy, you
chump chimpanzee!
[Giggling]
Uh, well how about that?
Uh, she"s the real Candy,
all right.
Hehehe, uh.
Real mad.
CANDY: Donkey Kong!
What?
It wasn"t me.
It was Diddy!
♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah
♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out,
time to go ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma
♪ Donkey Kong ♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah,
Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out,
time to go ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma ♪
Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
♪ Hey-oh ♪ Donkey Kong,
let"s go ♪
♪ Let"s go ♪
♪ Here he comes ♪ Banana slamma
Oh, jeepin" jungle bugs!
How much longer do we have to
babysit this coconut for Cranky?
I"m starved!
Tell me about it!
The only reason I even offered
to babysit is because Tuesdays
are when Candy brings Kranky one
of her banana cream pies.
Oh!
I wish I had just one banana.
Hey!
How"d I do that?
Not you, DK.
The magical mystical coconut
granted your wish!
I knew it couldn"t have been me.
[Laughing]
Oh, this is fantastic!
No.
Two bananas would have been
fantastic, little buddy.
So.
Go ahead then.
[Giggling]
Huh?
Wish for more!
Oh, I don"t know.
Kranky wouldn"t want us foolin'
with the coconut.
Oh, but don"t you wish you
had another banana, huh?
A big, ripe, juicy, plump,
mellow yellow creamy banana?
Oo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Yes!
I wish I had a whole bunch!
Jackpot!
It worked!
[Giggling]
Oh, you okay, DK?
Never better!
Mmm,
nothing could... [Gulping bananas]
Ruin this!
Kranky?
DK: Yep, except Kranky.
No, DK.
Kranky"s here.
He"s back!
How are we gonna explain
where all these
bananas came from?
Oh!
He"ll have our hides for a throw
rug if he finds out we"re
messing with the coconut!
Oh, it"s times like this I
wish I was invisible!
Diddy?
Where did you go?
DIDDY: I"m, I'm invisible!
I can see that.
I, I mean, I can"t see that!
Or you!
Where are you?
Right, here!
[Laughing]
Stop!
[Whistling]
Where in the rango fandango
did all these bananas come from?
Kranky!
Uh, well, y"see...
You"ll see the end of this
cane between your peepers unless
you start cleaning up this mess!
Pronto!
[Laughing]
Hey, stop it!
Knock it off!
I"ll knock your head off if
you don"t stop goofing around.
Quit it, will ya, Diddy?
Diddy?
Diddy"s not even here!
Now start cleaning!
No, don"t!
Ungh!
[Crashing]
Are you off your rocker?
DIDDY: Whoop, time to make
like a banana, and peel!
D"ooh, wait up!
Hey,
get back here and clean this... whoa!
[Crashing]
Donkey Kong!
Hip, hop, hip, hop,
King K. Rool"s big vault, hip,
hop, hip, hop, hip,
hop, company halt!
[Grunting inside]
General Klump?
I said "company halt"!
That"s you, Krusha!
Oh.
[Laughing]
A pity I can"t leave you in there,
Klump.
But I need the vault today, so
it shall be opened upon reciting
of the secret password.
KLUMP: Yeah, but I don"t know
the secret password!
Of course.
Only I know the secret password!
Just cover your ears.
That goes for you, too, Klump!
[Clearing throat]
Piggly wiggly, boogly biggly,
eeka, peeka, boo!
If I told you once, Klump, I
told you a thousand times!
Nothing goes in the vault except
the Crystal Coconut!
Sir, we don"t even have the
Crystal Coconut.
Oh, heh heh, but we will,
General Klump!
This time, my plan to steal it
is idiot-proof!
In other words, I"m not relying
on you two!
It"s a well known fact that
every Tuesday, Kranky receives a
banana cream pie
from Candy Kong.
And this Tuesday will be no
different,
except for one minor detail.
[Mechanical whirring]
At your service, King K.
Rool, sir.
[Klump and Krusha gasping]
BOTH: Candy Kong!
No!
Not Candy Kong, but Candy Clone!
Her indistinguishable
robotic twin!
Indistinguishable robotic twin.
Candy Clone
could fool any idiot.
Yeah, huh huh.
Includin" me!
There"s only one idiot I care
about fooling.
That"s Kranky!
[Maniacal laughing]
Ungh!
DIDDY: Ow!
Watch where you"re going, DK!
Diddy, is that you?
Ow, yes!
Ooh, my eye!
Stop!
No, you gotta stop,
little buddy.
DIDDY: I haven"t even started.
[Giggling]
[Clattering]
Just think of all the fun I
can have being invisible!
Hehehe!
I don"t see how you doing
stuff and me getting in trouble
for it is fun.
[Music starting to play]
[Volume increasing]
DIDDY: Woo-hoo!
♪ I"m havin' fun with everyone ♪
♪ When I disappear
♪ Playing tricks on people
while pretending I"m not there ♪
♪ When Cranky learns you"re
messing with the
coconut this way ♪
DIDDY: Ha!
♪ I"ll be sneakin' into another
movie matinée ♪
Ha ha!
♪ Doin" what I want ♪
♪ Ya can"t see me ♪
♪ I can see you"re
driving me crazy ♪
♪ Floating in and out of thin
air makes me feel free ♪
♪ You can"t get away
with this monkey business ♪
♪ I can be a ghost
who haunts the barrel factory ♪
♪ Pushing buttons
♪ Pulling levers
♪ Driving Candy crazy
♪ Now hold on little buddy
♪ That"s my girl
you"re talking 'bout ♪
♪ Oh, I"m just getting started ♪
Wait till Kranky finds you out!
DIDDY: Ha!
♪ I can pull the rug
from under King K. Rool ♪
♪ Float bananas
through the air ♪
Man that"d be so cool!
♪ I can fool around with all
of Kranky"s spells and poof ♪
I"m gone without trace!
♪ Man,
Kranky"s gonna hit the roof ♪
♪ Doin" what I want ♪
♪ Ya can"t see me ♪
♪ I can see you"re
driving me crazy ♪
♪ Floating in and out of thin
air makes me feel free ♪
♪ You can"t get away
with this monkey business ♪
It won"t be fun when Kranky
finds out we"ve been messing
with the Crystal Coconut.
Look, I"ve got a plan!
I keep Kranky busy while you
make your wish
to be visible again.
Okay?
Diddy?
Uh, little buddy, you there?
Diddy!
My body"s in sync!
My mind is on auto-cruise.
Now, all I got to do is tune in
to my inner voice.
[Diddy giggling]
DIDDY: Yo, funk man, word up?
Whoa,
gotta stop burning all that incense!
Yo, it"s me, dude!
Your inner voice!
Right on!
DIDDY: Nothin" right on about
your moves, Jack.
You"re layin' them all wrong!
Yeah?
Then lay new ones on me, bud!
[Giggling]
On the board,
feet squarely floored.
Now, left leg back,
gimme no slack!
Arms out wide,
groovin" at your side!
Head bent right,
ooh, ooh, you"re outta sight!
Shimmy at the hips
and pucker your lips!
How am I looking now?
Like a big goofus doofus.
Wha-ha-hoa!
[Splashing]
Funky, have you seen Diddy?
What am I saying,
of course you haven"t.
He"s invisible.
Bummer.
Where does he put his keys?
[Sniffing]
What"s that smmmmm?
It"s Tuesday,
banana cream pie day!
Candy!
[Diddy snickering]
[Candy gasping]
DK!
How could you?
How could I what?
You know very well what!
You ate Kranky"s pie!
Buh-buh... I didn"t eat it!
Then who did?
Diddy?
Honestly, DK, it"s bad enough
you eat the pie,
but don"t blame Diddy!
He"s not even here!
I swear Candy, he"s invisible!
Invisible?
Oh, really?
Well,
guess what else is invisible?
Your pie!
But... I made this
one just for you,
but now I"m taking it to
Kranky"s to replace
the one that you ate!
But... Okay, little buddy.
This is getting serious.
I just lost a banana pie!
What are you gonna do next?
Send Bluster to the moon using
his delivery rocket?
Diddy?
Diddy!
[Snickering]
No!
Don"t!
ROOL: All clear, Klump?
Affirmative, Sir.
I"m over here, you half-wit!
Now where is Candy Clone?
There"s a good Candy Clone!
Now bring the pie to Cranky, and
then bring the
Crystal Coconut to me!
Bring it to you.
ROOL: Klump, keep an eye on her.
Can"t keep 'em off her.
Think we could get one of them
clones made in a
Miss Lizard model?
[Chuckling]
Will you shut up
and follow her?!
Oh, uh, yeah, yeah!
I mean, yes, Sir!
[Thudding]
Ah,
finally that mess is cleaned up.
[Banging]
Candy.
I almost forgot.
[Loud knocking against wood]
Banana cream pie day.
[Sniffing]
[Sighing]
You outdid yourself, Candy!
This smells... [Gasping]
What a rat!
Donkey Kooooonnng!
Get your butt over... I"m here!
I"m here!
What happened to you?
Huh?
Oh, long story.
See, Bluster was going to the
moon, and I had to...
Forget your silly games!
I"ve got a Crystal Coconut
crisis on my hands!
I knew you"d find out.
Look, I can explain everything.
You can explain why Candy
stole the Crystal Coconut?
Candy stole the Crystal Coconut?
I did not!
You stole my pie!
I did not!
Diddy stole it!
Diddy stole the coconut?
DIDDY: I did not!
[Gasping]
[Punching and kicking noises]
[Grunting]
Aaahhh!
[Diddy groaning]
[Strained voice]
DK, I think now might be a good
time to come clean!
And that"s the whole ugly truth.
You knuckle-heads!
DIDDY: Ow!
[Thudding]
Well, this explains everything.
It most certainly does.
[All talking at once]
Hold it!
If Candy didn"t steal the
Crystal Coconut, then who did?
I wonder how my
little... [Gasping]
Oh!
Oh, hohoho!
Now bring the
coconut home to Papa!
Bring to Papa.
I won?
Oh, I won.
Oh, oh, I won!
Oho, ah, ah, I won!
[Maniacal laughing]
Ooh, it scares me to think of
what kind of demented plan K.
Rool"s brewing in
that pea brain of his!
DIDDY: Ouch!
Not only have we lost the
Crystal Coconut, but now Diddy"s
invisible and there"s no way of
making him visible without it!
DIDDY: You mean,
I could be invisible...
[Gulping]
Forever?
[Sniffling]
I can"t even have another
birthday party, "cause no one
will know when to
shout... [Sniffling]
"Surprise!"
[Sobbing]
There, there, little buddy.
DIDDY: Ow!
Oh, my other eye!
Look, there"s only one solution.
You"ve got to get the Crystal
Coconut back,
or else K. Rool wins!
Come on, little buddy.
Let"s make tracks.
DIDDY: Oh, ow!
[Groaning]
The karmic tide is high, dude!
The cosmos is singin" and good
vibes are frequenced to the max!
Oh yeah!
You got one of those new
autopilot gismos, huh?
No, dude.
My inner voice!
It"s gonna guide the ride!
Uh, Diddy?
Think you can fly the biplane?
I don"t know.
Could it be any worse than Funky
flying the plane
on a regular day?
Good point.
Let"s go.
[Gasping]
How many days, hours, weeks,
and years have I
waited for this moment?
[Giggling]
Then, while the Crystal Coconut
is in the safety of my vault, I
can go on a nice, long stroll.
Nice, long, stroll.
Huh?
No, wait!
Not you!
I"m going for a stroll.
Hip, hop, hip, hop,
hip, hop, hip, hop...
Uh, King K. Rool?
ROOL: I know you"re expecting
me to blow my stack.
Ahaha!
But I"m not going to do that.
Do you know why?
Uh, no.
Uh, why?
Because, unlike you,
I have the password.
So why should I waste a
perfectly good bout of anger,
when I can merely recite the
secret password,
and get out of here.
Oh, good!
ROOL: Then, upon my exit, I
shall great pleasure in
executing the full weight of my
wrath on your pathetic
being in person!
Ahahaha!
Ready?
Uh, Sir?
Everything okay?
No.
I"ve forgotten the password!
Get me out of here!
And get the Crystal Coconut!
What are you two
fumblers doing?!
[Airplane motoring]
Bananaaaa... Slamma!
ROOL: Who in
lizard"s pants is that?
Oh, um, uh... No one!
Okay, lizards.
Give up the Crystal
Coconut or else!
ROOL: Is that a Donkey Kong?
Cool!
Now I"m hearing other dudes'
inner voices!
Okay, K. Rool, wherever you are.
We know you used Candy Clone to
steal the Crystal Coconut.
So, where is she?
[Wind whooshing]
ROOL: And don"t come back
until you find the
Crystal Coconut!
Hey, Funky!
What did you do
with these seats?
Are they every comfy!
[Squashing noise]
DIDDY: You"re sitting on me!
Oh!
Sorry, little buddy.
Uh, Funky, could you take her
down a little?
Not unless my I.V. tells me to!
Right.
Diddy?
DIDDY: Take her down, funk man!
Yo!
Rockin" roller coastin', dude!
Heeaauuuugh!
[Huffing and grunting]
Huh?
Me Eddie.
Mean Old Yeti.
Me like you.
Oooh.
Me a Yeti.
Me not so mean.
Me not even old.
Have a nice toque.
♪ Me like snow ♪ Me
like ice ♪ Me like you
♪ You are nice [Beeping]
♪ Me Eddie ♪ Me so lonely
♪ Me keep you ♪ You
my only ♪ Me like snow
♪ Me like ice ♪ Me
like you ♪ You so nice
[Mechanical whirring]
Oh, eh, ah...
DIDDY: There"s Candy Clone!
DK: And there"s
the Crystal Coconut!
FUNKY: And there"s Eddie,
that mean old dude!
Funky, quick!
Land the plane!
Not until the inner...
DIDDY: Land the plane for
crying out loud, will ya?!
ROOL: Wiggly, giggly,
doogily diggily, dud.
Wiggly, squiggly,
moogly, miggly, uh...
Iggly, niggly,
squookily, squiggly...
KLUMP: Okay, Candy Clone!
Hand over the... huh?
Heh heh, whaddya know?
Must"ve taken a
wrong turn back there.
ROOL: You took a wrong turn
the day you were born, you
lumpy piece of
wasted brain mass!
Retreat!
ROOL: Piggly piggly giggly,
uh, gliggly, fliggly...
DIDDY: Don"t worry, DK.
I"ve almost... got it!
Hahaha, I... Oooh!
All right, you mean old yeti!
Hand... oof!
Heeeauuughh!
About face!
Huh?
♪
Little buddy!
Pass it over!
First things first.
I wish I was visible again!
I"m back!
[Giggling]
Oh DK, look!
I"m back!
Haha, isn"t this great?
Heeeuuuooogh!
Ahh!
♪
[Ricocheting]
Phew.
I thought that knucklehead
would never get it here.
Heeughh!
Arruuughhh!
We"re never gonna make it, DK!
Oh yes we are!
Candy!
Candy?
Yes?
Huh?
[Skidding]
Surf"s up, Funky!
Diddy dude?
Where"d you come from?
Caaandy!
ROOL: Oooh, when I get
finished with Klump, he"s going
to look like a stuffed pig!
Pig.
[Gasping]
That"s it!
[Clearing throat]
Piggly, wiggly, boogly, biggly,
eeka, peeka, boo!
Now to find Klump
and pummel his...
You can"t scare me,
you big ugly yeti!
Huh?
Yeeeahhhh!
[Loud metallic crashing]
Who turned out the lights?
[Clobbering]
ROOL: Does that answer your
question, Klump?
KLUMP: Hey, I can see pretty
little stars all around my head!
Well, I hope you two
boneheads learned your lesson.
Oh yeah.
I"m never making another wish as
long as I live!
Good,
"cause I've got some errands to run.
So no funny business
with the coconut!
BOTH: No way.
I brought you something, DK.
Banana cream pie.
Oh, my favourite!
Oh, no you don"t.
No way K. Rool"s pulling the
same trick on us two times,
right, DK?
Diddy, no,
that"s not the Candy clone...
[Squishing]
That"s... The real Candy, you
chump chimpanzee!
[Giggling]
Uh, well how about that?
Uh, she"s the real Candy,
all right.
Hehehe, uh.
Real mad.
CANDY: Donkey Kong!
What?
It wasn"t me.
It was Diddy!
♪