Donkey Kong Country (1997–2000): Season 1, Episode 13 - The Curse of Kongo Bongo - full transcript
Donkey Kong puts all of Kongo Bongo in jeopardy when he reads a letter delivered by the dead pirate Bluebeard Baboon which recites an ancient pirate curse! Kongo Bongo is soon in danger of sinking to the ocean floor unless Donkey Kong and Diddy can retrieve all the other letters sent to Donkey Kong's friends. In the meantime;Cranky has discovered a solution to the problem;which soon ends up in the hands of his archenemy; King K. Rool!
[Jungle music playing]
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah
♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out,
time to go ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma
♪ Donkey Kong ♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah,
Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out,
time to go ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma ♪
Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
♪ Hey-oh ♪ Donkey Kong,
let"s go ♪
♪ Let"s go ♪
♪ Here he comes ♪ Banana slamma
♪
♪
CANDY: This year"s Kongo
Bongo Bananarama is gonna be the
best one yet, Cranky!
And of course, my favourite part
of our traditional
celebration... ♪
Winning the Kongo Bongo
Orangutango dance contest with
Funky, like you do every year,
Candy.
♪
No one can dance
like that Funky.
CRANKY: And a good thing, too.
I"d be afraid to have to award
first prize to anyone else, a
wish from the magic, mystical
Crystal Coconut.
Could you imagine if Bluster won
the wish, or even Donkey Kong?
Well,
I"m just pleased it's Funky.
It"s the same wish every year, a
super-big surf wave.
ROOL: We come in peace.
Come to steal my Crystal Coconut,
is it?
[Rool laughing]
ROOL: It"s not the coconut
I"m after,
you moth-eaten monkey.
I"m here to inform you that I'm
entering your pathetic little
dance contest.
No way, lizard lips!
If you won, your wish would be
to become ruler of all
Kongo Bongo Island!
That,
um... that did cross my mind.
I understand Flaky... Flunky... or
whatever your bohemian baboon
calls himself has talent.
Coming out his ears.
Know what ears are,
drawbridge chops?
So he has talent and ears!
But I"ve been training for
years,
and I"m not talking Arthur Furry.
♪
I trained at the "Sorbuns.'
Well, "Sorbuns' or not, it
takes two to orangutango.
You still need a partner.
ROOL: A minor snag,
I assure you.
No soft-headed, soft-shoed
lizard"s gonna get
the better of me!
That is, unless he pulls one of
his dirty tricks and does win.
Then we"re in big trouble,
Candy!
We have to warn
Funky and Donkey Kong.
[Cranky gasping]
CRANKY: The Idol
of Inka Dinka Doo!
Could mean trouble.
Donkey Kong"s going to have to
check it out right away.
Then, it"s a good thing
Donkey Kong"s not the one who's
dancing in the contest.
In more ways than one.
♪
DK: Hey,
I think I"ve got the hang of it.
Dance is easy.
Whoa!
[Crashing]
Oh, I envy you, Funky.
The way you and Candy look on
the dance floor.
Oh,
I wish I could dance like you.
Anyone can make the moves,
Donkey dude.
Come on, give it another try.
♪ Look at me,
I can dance so gracefully ♪
♪ Gotta have some rhythm just
to make the scene ♪
♪ Just feel the beat, hear it in
your head ♪
♪ Moving to your middle, ending
at your feet ♪
♪ Anyone can dance,
anyone can do it ♪
♪ Follow my lead, "cause there
ain"t nothin' to it ♪
♪ Starts with a swivel,
swivellin" free ♪
♪ It"s the balance in your hips
that"s key ♪
♪ Take your arms,
wave them in the air ♪
♪ Keep yourself from fallin" and
you"ll glide without a care ♪
♪ Anyone can dance,
anyone can do it ♪
♪ Follow my lead, "cause there
ain"t nothin' to it ♪
♪ You"re gonna need style and
personality to give you
individu-viduality ♪
♪ Don"t be afraid to move the
way you want to move ♪
♪ Trust yourself and you will
find your groove ♪
♪ Anyone can dance,
anyone can do it ♪
♪ Follow my lead, "cause there
ain"t nothin' to it ♪
♪ Anyone can dance,
anyone can do it ♪
♪ Follow my lead, "cause there
ain"t nothin' to it ♪
DK: Whoa!
[Crashing]
Look!
Cranky"s hologram.
There"s a rumbling
in the Inka Temple.
It could mean big trouble, so
bounce your butt over to the
other end of the island and
find out what all the noise is
about, and fast.
Whoa!
When you want to be there, like,
now,
Funky"s Flights is the way to go.
But you"ve got the dance contest,
Funky.
Like the terminal dude says,
"“I"ll be back."”
You"d better, because King K.
Rool is entering the dance
contest against you.
ALL: K. Rool?
Oh, gee,
I wonder who his partner is.
ROOL: Krusha.
Krusha?
Yes, Klump, Krusha will be my
dance partner.
Uh, do I have to?
Yes.
You think I want those army
boots of Klump"s plodding all
over my pedicure?
Cue the music, Klump.
Ready.
Hit it.
[Frantic kazoo playing]
♪
Just follow after me, Krusha.
And one and one-two-three, and
four and one-two-three, and
four and one-two-three-four and
one-two-three-four and one...
DIDDY: You know, DK, maybe
it"s not a good idea to disturb
the idol Inka Dinka Doo.
VOICE: Come!
So, do we inka-dinka-do or do
we inka-dinka-don"t?
Chill, Diddy dude.
DIDDY: That"s the problem,
Funky.
I"ve got cold chills running up
and down my spine.
Wait for me!
♪
ROOL: One, Krusha.
Give me one.
Forget the two-three,
just give me one.
Krusha, take the step!
Very good, Krusha.
Now, like this.
♪
DK: So, what"s shakin' in the
temple, O Inka Dinka Doo?
VOICE: Donkey Kong.
Test.
Three rooms of doom.
Bummer.
Is there, um, any specific
reason why I have to do this
test, O Inka Dinka Doo?
VOICE: Save Kongo Bongo Island.
Sounds like a
pretty good reason.
Yo, Inka Dinka dude, what say
one room, but with,
like, heavy duty doom?
You see, we"ve got this dance
contest and
time"s a little tight.
VOICE: Three rooms!
Well, it could be worse.
It could be four rooms.
Or, like, five.
DIDDY: Maybe we heard him wrong.
Maybe he said "three
rooms of gloom."
Well, here goes.
Wish me luck.
[Gears grinding]
♪
Whoa!
Surf"s up, dude!
Yeah, keep up the moves, dude!
Serpentine!
You got it, DK!
Almost there!
A little more!
DK: I"m wiggling like
an overripe banana.
Aaah!
Funky, Diddy, check it out.
Am I Swiss chimp or what?
Totally un-air conditioned,
DK dude.
That"s a relief.
One down and two rooms to go.
We can still get you back in
time to beat K. Rool, Funky, but
we gotta move.
♪
ROOL: He"s a natural... disaster,
that is!
Deploy the tranquilizer dart,
sir?
No!
Kill it.
Uh, does he get any last words?
The music,
you militant mush head!
[Frantic kazoo playing]
I wish you wouldn"t do that.
Now then, Krusha, encore.
♪
Yo, yo, dudes.
I"ve been thinking.
Three rooms of doom plus three
of us equals one room each.
But the Inka Dinka Doo said...
What the Inka Dinka Doo don"t
know won"t hurt him.
It"s you I'm afraid might get hurt,
Funky.
If something happens to you,
who"s going to out-orangutango
King K. Rool at
the dance contest?
Whoa, have some faith, big
dude and little dude.
♪
See?
Nothing to it.
I want this room!
Well, let"s go, little bu...
[Gears grinding]
Looks like the Inka Dinka Doo
knows more than you figured,
Funky.
Oh, not again.
Whoa-oa-oa!
Whoa!
You can do it, DK!
Whoa!
Whoa,
looking like road kill now, baby.
DIDDY: Guess Inka Dinka Doo
wants you to do the doom room thing,
DK.
♪
ROOL: Once again, I, King K.
Rool, have done the impossible.
What do you think, Klump?
[Frantic kazoo playing]
I wish you wouldn"t do that!
My wish on the
Crystal Coconut awaits.
It"s show time!
[Cheering]
CANDY: No sign of them yet,
Cranky.
CRANKY: Who ever thought it
would all end this way?
Enslaved to that crazed
crocodile all
because of a dance.
Funky will be here in time,
Cranky.
Donkey Kong will
make sure of it.
There"s only two things in
this world I"m never sure of,
Candy.
Donkey and Kong.
Is it me or does the floor
seem a little narrow?
Why look at the negative, DK?
Yeah.
Besides, we"re monkeys.
To us, that"s a highway.
Well, here goes.
A little drum music,
if you please.
♪
Let me know if you
see... anything.
DK, duck!
Whoa!
Don"t stop!
Keep moving!
Let your body do the brainwork.
Banana slamma!
You"re the ape, DK!
Ha-ha-ha!
FUNKY: Moving and grooving,
monkey man!
Whoa!
It"s finally over.
Now, how do we get out of here?
[Gears grinding]
[Screaming]
So, that"s it, O Inka Dinka Doo?
Kongo Bongo Island is now safe,
right?
VOICE: Wrong.
[Gasping]
Go, save island.
How?
Whoa, dude!
And I thought I was deep.
Maybe Cranky can figure out
how I"m supposed to save Kongo
Bongo, but it can wait until
after the orangutango contest.
Move over, K. Rool, and let
this monkey take over.
Ow!
Serious wipe-out!
My shinbone"s singing the blues.
I"m butt-bound, dudes.
But Funky, if you can"t
stand, you can"t dance, and if
you can"t dance...
King K. Rool"s as good as won.
♪
CANDY: And one and two, and
one and two, and one... two.
One-two, one-two, one and two.
One, two.
One-two, one-two,
one-two-three-four.
Yeah!
This might work.
[Cracking]
There goes that idea.
Oh, Cranky.
We"re just about out of time.
King K. Rool"s gonna be here...
ROOL: Any minute?
No challengers?
Looks like I"ve won by default.
You haven"t won yet, K. Rool.
Very well, then.
Da-da-da-da-da.
There, I danced, I win.
Now, give me, give me, give me!
DK: Banana slamma!
Donkey Kong!
[Cranky chuckling]
DK: The good
news is we"re back.
What was Inka
Dinka Doo on about?
Not a clue, Cranky.
Something about
saving the island.
Speaking of which,
where"s Funky?
That"s the, uh, bad news.
Bogus on the anklebone, babe.
This dude"s off the surfboard
and the dance floor.
[Gasping]
What are we going to do?
ROOL: The prize.
The wish.
Kongo Bongo Island is mine!
Not without a fight.
Uh, I mean, a dance.
I"m taking over for Funky.
As I was saying.
The prize.
The wish.
Kongo Bongo Island is mine!
Take it, Klump.
And now, the boss of boogie,
the dictator of dance, the king
of the highland
fling... ROOL: Klump.
King K. Rool.
♪
Inconceivable.
Amazing.
How"s he do that?
Far out, dude.
Lame, dude.
Real lame.
♪
[Cheering]
KLUMP: Whoo, he won, he won.
King K. Rool, ladies and
non-commissioned gorillas.
Whoo, he won, he won.
[Cheering]
Second contestant,
front and centre.
♪
Come on, Donkey Kong.
Any time you"re ready.
Okay, here goes.
[Laughing]
ROOL: Look, a monkey on a stick!
[Laughing]
What a way to go.
Whoa!
Bad scene.
The Donkey dude was digging the
beat better when he was doing
the deeds for the idol dude.
DIDDY: Are you thinking
what I"m thinking?
Roll out the barrels,
Diddy dude.
Okay, it"s over, I win.
You lose everything, including
your dignity.
♪
What?
Hang loose and do it like in
the temple, dude.
Go, DK, go!
Ha-ha-ha!
♪ Look at me,
I can dance so gracefully ♪
♪ Got to have some rhythm just
to make the scene ♪
♪ Just feel the beat, hear it in
your head ♪
♪ Moving to your middle, ending
at your feet ♪
♪ Anyone can do it,
anyone can dance ♪
♪ My moves will hypnotize you,
put you in a trance ♪
♪ Can"t you see
coordination is the key? ♪
♪ It"s my balance
that takes hold of me ♪
♪ Take your arms,
wave them in the air ♪
♪ Keep yourself from fallin" and
you"ll glide without a care ♪
♪ Anyone can do it,
anyone can dance ♪
♪ My moves will hypnotize you,
put you in a trance ♪
♪ You"re gonna need style and
personality to give
you individuality ♪
♪ Don"t be afraid to move the
way you want to move ♪
♪ Trust yourself and you will
find your groove ♪
♪ Hey-ey-ey ♪ Anyone can do it,
anyone can
dance ♪
♪ My moves will hypnotize you,
put you in a trance ♪
♪ Anyone can do it,
anyone can dance ♪
♪ My moves will hypnotize you,
put you in a trance ♪
Inconceivable!
How"s he do that?
Klump!
Based on audience response,
the winner of the orangutango
dance contest is... [Cheering]
[Clapping]
King K. Rool!
[Clapping]
Now,
for my well-earned first prize.
One very big, very fat wish on
the Crystal Coconut.
Krusha.
Now, let me see.
What do I want?
To be ruler over all
Kongo Bongo Island?
Hmm, that sounds good.
It"s not your fault,
Donkey Kong.
[Frantic kazoo playing]
I wish you wouldn"t do that!
[Cranky laughing]
CRANKY: Looks like you got
your one wish, K. Rool!
Say goodbye till next year.
Don"t just stand there, Klump!
Do something!
And the consolation prize
goes to second place, to
runners-up Donkey Kong and
Candy, who win a complete set of
dance lessons.
Who needs dance lessons?
A one.
Aaah!
And a two!
[Krusha shouting]
And a three!
[Rool screaming]
How did he know?
Who know?
Inka Dinka Doo know.
The test in the temple.
It was just a way of giving me
dancing lessons.
He said it was to save
Kongo Bongo Island.
And that"s just what you did,
DK.
Well, what you say, Candy?
Wanna dance?
[Stomping]
Ow, my foot, Donkey Kong!
Maybe I do need
those dancing lessons.
And another partner.
Oh, I hear General Klump"s free.
[Laughing]
KLUMP: Rendezvous at 1400 hours.
[Laughing]
♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah
♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out,
time to go ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma
♪ Donkey Kong ♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah,
Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out,
time to go ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma ♪
Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
♪ Hey-oh ♪ Donkey Kong,
let"s go ♪
♪ Let"s go ♪
♪ Here he comes ♪ Banana slamma
♪
♪
CANDY: This year"s Kongo
Bongo Bananarama is gonna be the
best one yet, Cranky!
And of course, my favourite part
of our traditional
celebration... ♪
Winning the Kongo Bongo
Orangutango dance contest with
Funky, like you do every year,
Candy.
♪
No one can dance
like that Funky.
CRANKY: And a good thing, too.
I"d be afraid to have to award
first prize to anyone else, a
wish from the magic, mystical
Crystal Coconut.
Could you imagine if Bluster won
the wish, or even Donkey Kong?
Well,
I"m just pleased it's Funky.
It"s the same wish every year, a
super-big surf wave.
ROOL: We come in peace.
Come to steal my Crystal Coconut,
is it?
[Rool laughing]
ROOL: It"s not the coconut
I"m after,
you moth-eaten monkey.
I"m here to inform you that I'm
entering your pathetic little
dance contest.
No way, lizard lips!
If you won, your wish would be
to become ruler of all
Kongo Bongo Island!
That,
um... that did cross my mind.
I understand Flaky... Flunky... or
whatever your bohemian baboon
calls himself has talent.
Coming out his ears.
Know what ears are,
drawbridge chops?
So he has talent and ears!
But I"ve been training for
years,
and I"m not talking Arthur Furry.
♪
I trained at the "Sorbuns.'
Well, "Sorbuns' or not, it
takes two to orangutango.
You still need a partner.
ROOL: A minor snag,
I assure you.
No soft-headed, soft-shoed
lizard"s gonna get
the better of me!
That is, unless he pulls one of
his dirty tricks and does win.
Then we"re in big trouble,
Candy!
We have to warn
Funky and Donkey Kong.
[Cranky gasping]
CRANKY: The Idol
of Inka Dinka Doo!
Could mean trouble.
Donkey Kong"s going to have to
check it out right away.
Then, it"s a good thing
Donkey Kong"s not the one who's
dancing in the contest.
In more ways than one.
♪
DK: Hey,
I think I"ve got the hang of it.
Dance is easy.
Whoa!
[Crashing]
Oh, I envy you, Funky.
The way you and Candy look on
the dance floor.
Oh,
I wish I could dance like you.
Anyone can make the moves,
Donkey dude.
Come on, give it another try.
♪ Look at me,
I can dance so gracefully ♪
♪ Gotta have some rhythm just
to make the scene ♪
♪ Just feel the beat, hear it in
your head ♪
♪ Moving to your middle, ending
at your feet ♪
♪ Anyone can dance,
anyone can do it ♪
♪ Follow my lead, "cause there
ain"t nothin' to it ♪
♪ Starts with a swivel,
swivellin" free ♪
♪ It"s the balance in your hips
that"s key ♪
♪ Take your arms,
wave them in the air ♪
♪ Keep yourself from fallin" and
you"ll glide without a care ♪
♪ Anyone can dance,
anyone can do it ♪
♪ Follow my lead, "cause there
ain"t nothin' to it ♪
♪ You"re gonna need style and
personality to give you
individu-viduality ♪
♪ Don"t be afraid to move the
way you want to move ♪
♪ Trust yourself and you will
find your groove ♪
♪ Anyone can dance,
anyone can do it ♪
♪ Follow my lead, "cause there
ain"t nothin' to it ♪
♪ Anyone can dance,
anyone can do it ♪
♪ Follow my lead, "cause there
ain"t nothin' to it ♪
DK: Whoa!
[Crashing]
Look!
Cranky"s hologram.
There"s a rumbling
in the Inka Temple.
It could mean big trouble, so
bounce your butt over to the
other end of the island and
find out what all the noise is
about, and fast.
Whoa!
When you want to be there, like,
now,
Funky"s Flights is the way to go.
But you"ve got the dance contest,
Funky.
Like the terminal dude says,
"“I"ll be back."”
You"d better, because King K.
Rool is entering the dance
contest against you.
ALL: K. Rool?
Oh, gee,
I wonder who his partner is.
ROOL: Krusha.
Krusha?
Yes, Klump, Krusha will be my
dance partner.
Uh, do I have to?
Yes.
You think I want those army
boots of Klump"s plodding all
over my pedicure?
Cue the music, Klump.
Ready.
Hit it.
[Frantic kazoo playing]
♪
Just follow after me, Krusha.
And one and one-two-three, and
four and one-two-three, and
four and one-two-three-four and
one-two-three-four and one...
DIDDY: You know, DK, maybe
it"s not a good idea to disturb
the idol Inka Dinka Doo.
VOICE: Come!
So, do we inka-dinka-do or do
we inka-dinka-don"t?
Chill, Diddy dude.
DIDDY: That"s the problem,
Funky.
I"ve got cold chills running up
and down my spine.
Wait for me!
♪
ROOL: One, Krusha.
Give me one.
Forget the two-three,
just give me one.
Krusha, take the step!
Very good, Krusha.
Now, like this.
♪
DK: So, what"s shakin' in the
temple, O Inka Dinka Doo?
VOICE: Donkey Kong.
Test.
Three rooms of doom.
Bummer.
Is there, um, any specific
reason why I have to do this
test, O Inka Dinka Doo?
VOICE: Save Kongo Bongo Island.
Sounds like a
pretty good reason.
Yo, Inka Dinka dude, what say
one room, but with,
like, heavy duty doom?
You see, we"ve got this dance
contest and
time"s a little tight.
VOICE: Three rooms!
Well, it could be worse.
It could be four rooms.
Or, like, five.
DIDDY: Maybe we heard him wrong.
Maybe he said "three
rooms of gloom."
Well, here goes.
Wish me luck.
[Gears grinding]
♪
Whoa!
Surf"s up, dude!
Yeah, keep up the moves, dude!
Serpentine!
You got it, DK!
Almost there!
A little more!
DK: I"m wiggling like
an overripe banana.
Aaah!
Funky, Diddy, check it out.
Am I Swiss chimp or what?
Totally un-air conditioned,
DK dude.
That"s a relief.
One down and two rooms to go.
We can still get you back in
time to beat K. Rool, Funky, but
we gotta move.
♪
ROOL: He"s a natural... disaster,
that is!
Deploy the tranquilizer dart,
sir?
No!
Kill it.
Uh, does he get any last words?
The music,
you militant mush head!
[Frantic kazoo playing]
I wish you wouldn"t do that.
Now then, Krusha, encore.
♪
Yo, yo, dudes.
I"ve been thinking.
Three rooms of doom plus three
of us equals one room each.
But the Inka Dinka Doo said...
What the Inka Dinka Doo don"t
know won"t hurt him.
It"s you I'm afraid might get hurt,
Funky.
If something happens to you,
who"s going to out-orangutango
King K. Rool at
the dance contest?
Whoa, have some faith, big
dude and little dude.
♪
See?
Nothing to it.
I want this room!
Well, let"s go, little bu...
[Gears grinding]
Looks like the Inka Dinka Doo
knows more than you figured,
Funky.
Oh, not again.
Whoa-oa-oa!
Whoa!
You can do it, DK!
Whoa!
Whoa,
looking like road kill now, baby.
DIDDY: Guess Inka Dinka Doo
wants you to do the doom room thing,
DK.
♪
ROOL: Once again, I, King K.
Rool, have done the impossible.
What do you think, Klump?
[Frantic kazoo playing]
I wish you wouldn"t do that!
My wish on the
Crystal Coconut awaits.
It"s show time!
[Cheering]
CANDY: No sign of them yet,
Cranky.
CRANKY: Who ever thought it
would all end this way?
Enslaved to that crazed
crocodile all
because of a dance.
Funky will be here in time,
Cranky.
Donkey Kong will
make sure of it.
There"s only two things in
this world I"m never sure of,
Candy.
Donkey and Kong.
Is it me or does the floor
seem a little narrow?
Why look at the negative, DK?
Yeah.
Besides, we"re monkeys.
To us, that"s a highway.
Well, here goes.
A little drum music,
if you please.
♪
Let me know if you
see... anything.
DK, duck!
Whoa!
Don"t stop!
Keep moving!
Let your body do the brainwork.
Banana slamma!
You"re the ape, DK!
Ha-ha-ha!
FUNKY: Moving and grooving,
monkey man!
Whoa!
It"s finally over.
Now, how do we get out of here?
[Gears grinding]
[Screaming]
So, that"s it, O Inka Dinka Doo?
Kongo Bongo Island is now safe,
right?
VOICE: Wrong.
[Gasping]
Go, save island.
How?
Whoa, dude!
And I thought I was deep.
Maybe Cranky can figure out
how I"m supposed to save Kongo
Bongo, but it can wait until
after the orangutango contest.
Move over, K. Rool, and let
this monkey take over.
Ow!
Serious wipe-out!
My shinbone"s singing the blues.
I"m butt-bound, dudes.
But Funky, if you can"t
stand, you can"t dance, and if
you can"t dance...
King K. Rool"s as good as won.
♪
CANDY: And one and two, and
one and two, and one... two.
One-two, one-two, one and two.
One, two.
One-two, one-two,
one-two-three-four.
Yeah!
This might work.
[Cracking]
There goes that idea.
Oh, Cranky.
We"re just about out of time.
King K. Rool"s gonna be here...
ROOL: Any minute?
No challengers?
Looks like I"ve won by default.
You haven"t won yet, K. Rool.
Very well, then.
Da-da-da-da-da.
There, I danced, I win.
Now, give me, give me, give me!
DK: Banana slamma!
Donkey Kong!
[Cranky chuckling]
DK: The good
news is we"re back.
What was Inka
Dinka Doo on about?
Not a clue, Cranky.
Something about
saving the island.
Speaking of which,
where"s Funky?
That"s the, uh, bad news.
Bogus on the anklebone, babe.
This dude"s off the surfboard
and the dance floor.
[Gasping]
What are we going to do?
ROOL: The prize.
The wish.
Kongo Bongo Island is mine!
Not without a fight.
Uh, I mean, a dance.
I"m taking over for Funky.
As I was saying.
The prize.
The wish.
Kongo Bongo Island is mine!
Take it, Klump.
And now, the boss of boogie,
the dictator of dance, the king
of the highland
fling... ROOL: Klump.
King K. Rool.
♪
Inconceivable.
Amazing.
How"s he do that?
Far out, dude.
Lame, dude.
Real lame.
♪
[Cheering]
KLUMP: Whoo, he won, he won.
King K. Rool, ladies and
non-commissioned gorillas.
Whoo, he won, he won.
[Cheering]
Second contestant,
front and centre.
♪
Come on, Donkey Kong.
Any time you"re ready.
Okay, here goes.
[Laughing]
ROOL: Look, a monkey on a stick!
[Laughing]
What a way to go.
Whoa!
Bad scene.
The Donkey dude was digging the
beat better when he was doing
the deeds for the idol dude.
DIDDY: Are you thinking
what I"m thinking?
Roll out the barrels,
Diddy dude.
Okay, it"s over, I win.
You lose everything, including
your dignity.
♪
What?
Hang loose and do it like in
the temple, dude.
Go, DK, go!
Ha-ha-ha!
♪ Look at me,
I can dance so gracefully ♪
♪ Got to have some rhythm just
to make the scene ♪
♪ Just feel the beat, hear it in
your head ♪
♪ Moving to your middle, ending
at your feet ♪
♪ Anyone can do it,
anyone can dance ♪
♪ My moves will hypnotize you,
put you in a trance ♪
♪ Can"t you see
coordination is the key? ♪
♪ It"s my balance
that takes hold of me ♪
♪ Take your arms,
wave them in the air ♪
♪ Keep yourself from fallin" and
you"ll glide without a care ♪
♪ Anyone can do it,
anyone can dance ♪
♪ My moves will hypnotize you,
put you in a trance ♪
♪ You"re gonna need style and
personality to give
you individuality ♪
♪ Don"t be afraid to move the
way you want to move ♪
♪ Trust yourself and you will
find your groove ♪
♪ Hey-ey-ey ♪ Anyone can do it,
anyone can
dance ♪
♪ My moves will hypnotize you,
put you in a trance ♪
♪ Anyone can do it,
anyone can dance ♪
♪ My moves will hypnotize you,
put you in a trance ♪
Inconceivable!
How"s he do that?
Klump!
Based on audience response,
the winner of the orangutango
dance contest is... [Cheering]
[Clapping]
King K. Rool!
[Clapping]
Now,
for my well-earned first prize.
One very big, very fat wish on
the Crystal Coconut.
Krusha.
Now, let me see.
What do I want?
To be ruler over all
Kongo Bongo Island?
Hmm, that sounds good.
It"s not your fault,
Donkey Kong.
[Frantic kazoo playing]
I wish you wouldn"t do that!
[Cranky laughing]
CRANKY: Looks like you got
your one wish, K. Rool!
Say goodbye till next year.
Don"t just stand there, Klump!
Do something!
And the consolation prize
goes to second place, to
runners-up Donkey Kong and
Candy, who win a complete set of
dance lessons.
Who needs dance lessons?
A one.
Aaah!
And a two!
[Krusha shouting]
And a three!
[Rool screaming]
How did he know?
Who know?
Inka Dinka Doo know.
The test in the temple.
It was just a way of giving me
dancing lessons.
He said it was to save
Kongo Bongo Island.
And that"s just what you did,
DK.
Well, what you say, Candy?
Wanna dance?
[Stomping]
Ow, my foot, Donkey Kong!
Maybe I do need
those dancing lessons.
And another partner.
Oh, I hear General Klump"s free.
[Laughing]
KLUMP: Rendezvous at 1400 hours.
[Laughing]
♪