Doc Martin (2004–…): Season 2, Episode 7 - Out of the Woods - full transcript

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Go away.

Go away!

Go away!

All right, Doc.

Lovely weather.

Another cracker of a day.

Mind you, always is around
here, except last week.

Tuesday, was it?

Mark, I have surgery. Was
there something you wanted?

Yeah, my favorite duvet
cover got a right soaking.



It was on the line.

Doc, Julie and I are getting
married, as you know.

Yes.

Thank you.

All a bit of a rush. Julie
doesn't want to wait.

I don't mind. Less time
to change her mind.

Anyway, I was wondering.

Will you be my best man?

No.

Oh.

So, how much is the rent, then?

None of your business.

I don't charge you rent, boy.

Oh!



Good God.

Needs a bit of work.

You could say that again.

Oh, careful of that floorboard.

It's, um... Well,
it's not there.

It's a... It's a fixer-upper.

A fixer-upper.

Hi, Mark.

Oh. Hi, Louisa.

Did you, um, get your
invite to the wedding?

Yes, yes, I did. Thank you.

Only I thought it might be
difficult for you to come along,

what with, you know,
our history and everything.

But I'd like to be there.

Oh. Thanks, Louisa.

That's the spirit. Water
under the bridge, eh?

Are you all right, Mark?

Me? Yeah, no, fine.

Just, um, the doc.

I asked him to be
my best man, but...

Oh, dear.

You think I've maybe done
something to annoy him?

I doubt it.

You probably know him better
than anyone else around here.

I wondered if he
said anything or...

I haven't spoken
to him recently.

Just try not to
take it personally.

I mean, you know what he's like.

He isn't really one
to explain his ways,

but sometimes it seems
like he's being, well, rude.

Yes. He is rude.

James White!

Look, Mark, I'm sure you're
gonna find someone else.

Just get to school
right now... And you.

I'll see you later.

George, come on.

Aah!

You can go in now.

Hey.

What?

Chewing gum.

Put it back in your
mouth or in the bin.

You're kidding me, right?

Don't make me get out
from behind this desk.

How did it happen?

I don't know. It
was just a sting.

Looks like a bugger, yeah?

Stings are usually
caused by something.

What was it?

I don't know.

- What time was it?
- I don't know.

- Where were you?
- I don't know.

Right. So, you were stung by
something you didn't recognize

at a time you've forgotten in
a place you can't remember.

Yeah.

Good.

The wedding is in two weeks.

Yeah, I know.

You're just gonna have to
find another best man, Mark.

I just really thought
the doc would say yes.

All right, Al.

- Mark. Julie.
- How you doing?

I swear, mate, I was just
about to take it out to the garage.

I mean, right this
minute, I said to myself,

"Need to get a new MOT done."

I know you're only doing
your duty and everything, Mark.

That doesn't mean it's
not road-worthy, does it?

We get on well, don't we?

I mean, we have a laugh
and a joke in the pub.

We're on the same quiz team.

Yeah.

You know how
we're getting married?

Yeah.

Al, I'd... I'd like you
to be my best man.

Best man? Uh, yeah, sure.

Really?

- Isn't that fantastic?
- That is fantastic.

I'll be talking to you about
what to wear and stuff.

Oh, right, yeah.

Mark, you wouldn't
fine your best man

for having an overdue
MOT, would you?

Ah, don't worry about that,

and don't worry about
the stag, though, either.

Got that all planned.

Heading out to the woods,
sleeping rough, under the stars.

How's Saturday sound?

Uh, Saturday...

That's a date, then.

All men together into
the great wilderness.

That's what I've
always wanted to do.

Who's next?

Oh, we got another
couple of weevers in, Doc.

- What's a weever?
- A fish.

- A what?
- A fish.

It's an identical sting
to an earlier patient.

Mnh. Nasty, those are.

Wouldn't want to be
stung by one again.

- You're familiar with them?
- Mm, yeah.

They got poisonous spikes,

and when you step
on them... it's agony.

Not that serious, though.

Just soak your foot in hot
water, and it'll be all right.

Well, you can
deal with that, then.

I have patients to see.

Louisa.

Martin. Hi, Joey.

Miss Glasson, I'm
on a study break.

If you were still my student,
I'd fail you for that excuse.

You're in a doctor's surgery.

Martin, a word.

Take this.

I'm sure you're aware that,

unless it's an
absolute emergency,

it's not a great
use of my time...

Yes, well, I would consider
this an emergency of sorts.

Now, you might not think
you're a part of this village,

but you are, like it or not.

We're a small
community, almost a family,

and sometimes people
feel a little bit put out

by the way you are.

And sometimes people
feel that you just don't care,

and I think that it's about
time that someone told you that.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got a job to get back to.

And I didn't say what I
was talking about, did I?

No.

No.

Well, I bumped into Mark this
morning, and he's quite upset.

Well, I'm simply not
qualified to be his best man.

Apart from the fact that
he's the local policeman,

I know absolutely
nothing about him.

Precisely, because you never
bothered to ask him anything.

Precisely, because I'm
not remotely interested.

Are you?

Martin.

Mark likes you, and
you've upset him.

And by the way,
Danny is doing very well.

Thank you for saving his life.

You're welcome.

Hello, boy.

Thought I'd drop by,
see how you're settling in.

- Yeah. Cup of tea?
- Oh, thank you very much.

I see you've got a problem
with the plumbing, then, eh?

That don't matter, does it,

'cause the electrics
don't work, either. Ohh.

Look, son, make a proper
job of the wiring, right?

And then get the
pipes flowing freely,

and do a bit of plastering.

I mean, we could have this
place looking like the Ritz-Carlton

in next to no time.

- We?
- Large & Son can do anything.

- Dad.
- Son.

You remember what
it was like, don't you,

moving into your first place?

I lived at home until
I met your mother.

Then we got married, and
I... Well, we moved in together.

I've never lived alone before.

Here. I heard from Mark that
you're gonna be his best man.

So, is there gonna be some
big stag-night do or something?

It's just that I bumped
into him recently,

and he... he didn't mention it.

Well, that's...

I mean, he probably knew
you wouldn't want to go.

I mean, he's got some idea
about camping out in the woods.

Oh.

Yeah, and you got your back
to think about, haven't you?

Oh.

I see. All that
traveling about, yeah.

Better stay in my
natural habitat, then, eh?

Mm.

Well, uh, I'll go up the
school fête on Saturday,

see if I can pick you up a
housewarming present, then.

Look, if you want
to do something,

there are still some boxes
at home... well, your place...

That need to be moved in.

Consider it done.

Just the boxes, though, yeah?

Just the boxes.

Just the boxes, yeah?

Just the boxes. Right.

Bye.

All right, Doc.

Mark.

There's something
fishy going on here, Doc.

What?

Oh, right.

Yeah.

Doc, I just wanted you to know
I've asked Al to be my best man.

Oh, good, good.

But you're coming
to the stag weekend.

So, best pack your canteen.

What?

The canteen for the whiskey.

Uh, no.

You'll have a grand time.

I won't.

Trees, grass, starry
nights, back to nature.

It'll be good for
your soul, Doc.

Insects, lying on the ground,
being woken by birdsong,

bad food, worse
hygiene, and men singing.

That's not good
for my soul, Mark.

- That's a no, then, Doc?
- Yes, it is.

Oi!

You got a camera, perv?

Three, two, one!

Ah, morning!

Yeah, it is. It's here, anyway.

Where is everyone?

Uh, yeah, we
had a few call-offs.

A few?

Well, Danny's
still at the hospital,

and Dave, John, and Robin
are up at the old quiz-master final

up in Bodmin.

And as for the doc,
well, he's just the doc.

Yeah.

So, uh, it's just you and me?

Yeah, which, in many
ways, is an advantage.

Because?

Well, say we catch a rabbit
or something for dinner.

There's more to go round.

- Is that all you've brought?
- Yeah.

Al, we're going overnight.

Yeah, I know.

Lovely day, isn't it?

The sun rushing to greet us.

The sky a spreading
blue blanket.

Mm.

I hear AI's gonna be best man.

Yes, so I gather.

That's a happy ending, then.

It still doesn't excuse
what you did, Martin.

Oh, that's come down, there.

Well, could you
pick it up, please?

Yes, of course.

Hey, get on, Doc!

Ah, nice one, miss!

Better leave him to it!

This looks good.

Never been here before?

No, that's half
the fun, isn't it?

You ever been camping before?

Yeah.

I mean, not world camping,
not since Sea Scouts, but...

Hold on.

Pauline.

Reception is rubbish, isn't it?

Al, you're gonna have to leave
your mobile phone in the car.

Why?

Well, we're getting
back to nature, aren't we?

Man versus the wild.

It undermines it a little bit

if you're gonna be on
the phone the whole time.

Come on.

Oh, thank you, Martin.

Better get these back
where they belong,

or Danny will have a fit.

Stickler when it
comes to his tools.

I bet he is.

Oh, right.

Always knew you had
that community spirit

deep down in you,
Doc... very deep down.

Stop by my stall.

I'm doing henna
tattoos and hair braiding.

I'll give you a discount
if you're nice to me.

Yes. Right. I'll be off, then.

Actually, could you help
me with one more thing?

This is the life.

No cars, no traffic, no people.

Always wanted to be in the army.

Something real
about getting out there.

Well, it's never too late.

It is. Failed the medical.

Of course, they said I
could get a position in admin.

Who wants that?

Nope. Got to be
where the action is.

So, what exactly
are we gonna do?

You know, things.

Man things.

Like, uh, wrestling?

No.

Not unless you
really want to wrestle.

Here you are. Come on.

We'd like to remind you

the Portwenn Silver Band will
commence playing in 20 minutes.

Yeah, that should do it.

Nice legs, Doc.

My kids did these.

Ah.

It looks like a horse.

No, it's a church.

Church?

It's not very good, is it?

It was done by a 4-year-old.

Looks like a horse.

Doc! Jack, on the beach.

What is it?

Weever.

Ah. You're old enough to find
your own bottle of hot water.

He's choking.

If you can't find a bottle,

an alternative remedy
is to urinate on the sting.

He can hardly
breathe or nothing!

Martin.

All right, Pauline!

Fetch my medical bag
and meet me on the beach!

Doc!

We weren't doing anything.

They're not supposed
to be poisonous.

He's in anaphylactic shock.
Bad reaction to the sting.

Is he gonna die?

Yeah, unless he gets

an immediate
injection of adrenaline.

It's just a game.

This wasn't supposed to happen.

Where's Pauline?

We found a weever,

and we thought, you
know, he could take the pain.

That is the most irresponsible
thing I have ever heard.

He's gonna be okay,
though, isn't he?

Yeah, that's better.

Well, no thanks
for me, then, Doc.

No harm done, right?

What were you thinking?
Whose idea was this, Joey?

Are you stupid?

Or maybe next time
we get really lucky

and there won't be
anyone to help and he'll die.

That'd be funny, wouldn't it?

Wouldn't it?

What we need is a good
spot for a base camp.

Somewhere to pitch our
tent and make our campfire.

We've been here before.

That's a typical rookie
mistake, there, Al.

Yeah, we have. Yeah. Yeah.

I remember that tree.

You said it looked
like your dad.

- Ah.
- Ah.

Must have taken a wrong turn.

Let me look at the map.

This is the Lake District.

We're lost.

No, we're not.

Nature has a way of
showing us where we are.

Come on. You just got
to learn to read the signs.

Ah.

There we go.

Right.

Base camp.

This will be a good spot to
pitch our tent, don't you think?

It all looks the same to me.

Yeah, to the untrained eye.

Ah, that hits the spot.

Sorry, but when did you undergo
a full woodland survival course?

- I remember from scout camp.
- Yeah.

Right. We should start by
clearing the area of any debris

and begin collecting wood
and bracken to start a fire.

Bracken.

I don't see any dry bracken.

I think we'd be better off

trying to find our
way out of here.

I don't fancy spending my
entire weekend lost in the woods.

Now, we've only been
here a couple of hours,

it's my stag weekend, and I
say we pitch tent here, okay?

I know what I'm doing.

I know exactly what I'm doing.

Aah! Ohh, ho!

Aah!

Mark, that was a
snake! Did it bite you?

- Aah, ha!
- You all right?

Ohh, no!

Adders aren't lethal, are they?

- I don't know.
- Nah.

Just pop my shoe back
on, and we can keep going.

Keep going? We don't
even know where we are.

Al, you're panicking.
In a military situation...

Hey, it's not a
military situation, is it?

I'm not gonna let a
little setback like this

ruin my stag party.

Ugh.

Look, maybe I
should call Pauline,

get her to contact the doc, eh?

I thought you were gonna
leave the phone in the car.

Well, it's just as well I
didn't listen to you, isn't it?

Reception's rubbish here.

I'm gonna have to
move to find some, okay?

Okay.

You should sing so I
know where you are.

- Sing?
- Yeah.

Uh, that song from "Titanic."

Uh, what about, um...

"Grand Old Duke of York"?

Okay.

I'll be back in a minute.

♪ Oh, the grand
old Duke of York ♪

♪ He had 10,000 men ♪

I'll just keep an eye
on base camp, yeah?

♪ He marched them
up to the top of the hill ♪

♪ And he marched
them down again ♪

♪ And when they
were up, they were up ♪

♪ And when they were
down, they were down ♪

♪ And when they
were only halfway up ♪

♪ They were
neither up nor down ♪

That's good. That'll do.

You're all right, Jack.

You'll be all
right, Jack. Just...

I'm glad you were here.

Well, that makes a
change, I suppose.

Well, of course I'm glad.

Doc? Doc?

Al. It's important.

Al?

Doc, it's Al. We're in trouble.

Slow down, Al. I can't hear you.

Yeah. Yeah, it's
Mark. He's been bitten.

I think it was an adder.

- Hello?
- Hello?

What?

Where are you?

He was bitten, and
then he was sick.

Do you mean he vomited?

Make sure he lies on the ground.

I'll get an ambulance out
there. Tell me where you are.

Uh...

Well, we passed the
lake opposite West Point

maybe 5 or 10 minutes
before we came into the woods.

I don't know.

Al, how can I get
an ambulance to you

if I don't know where you are?

We're somewhere
in the woods, Doc.

I don't know, but he needs help.

Fine. I'll just
have to find you.

Make sure he lies
completely still.

He could have suffered
an allergic reaction.

How's his breathing? Any
tightness in his ch... or d...

Doc? Doc, he needs help!

Al? Al?

Damn!

Uh, I need to get to West Point.

Oh, I don't know how
you get there, actually.

It's about 40 minutes
from here. Why?

Mark Mylow's been bitten by a
snake in the woods near there.

Stewart. Stewart can help.

He's the ranger for that area.

To be honest, I'd
rather not be guided

by someone whose best
friend is a six-foot squirrel.

Yeah, maybe he's
short a few sandwiches,

but if anyone knows that area...

You know what?
I better tell Julie.

All right, you go get
Stewart's number,

and I'll go to Mrs. Tishell and
get some more adrenaline pens.

Well, you stopped singing.

Doc says you should stay still.

Yeah, well... I was sick again.

Mnh.

That's not good, is it?

Hi, Doc.

Hello, Stewart.

- We in a hurry?
- Yes.

According to Al,

he's about 10 minutes
past the lake in West Point.

You know where that is?

Uh, yeah, yeah.

So, Mark has finally found
his fair maiden, then, eh?

I always had him down as one
of those mail-order-bride types.

Stewart, you know, it's possible

that Mark's suffered an
allergic reaction to this snakebite.

Doesn't sound like much fun.

He could go into
anaphylactic shock,

which would be the
second case I've had today.

If he does, he's got
about 30 minutes to live.

So, no, I don't suppose
it is that much fun.

Hold on to your
stethoscope, Doc.

Officer Dibble give you
anything more precise

than the lake
opposite West Point?

No.

Well, there's a lot of trees
out there, but, uh, we'll find him.

And how are you, Stewart?

Haven't seen you for a while.

Still taking your medication?

I spend most of
my days by myself.

Bit like solitary
confinement, really.

Just me and my thoughts,
week in, week out.

It's wonderful.

And what about, uh, your friend?

What's his name?
The big squirrel.

Come on, Doc.

I don't see Anthony anymore.

Good.

That's good.

Sounds like you made
a complete recovery.

Yeah, I threw him out. He
was taking me for granted.

I wonder if Julie felt anything.

They say when... When
people have a connection,

sometimes they feel
what the other one feels.

Isn't that twins?

She's probably at home now,
looking at wedding catalogues.

You really love her, don't you?

Yeah.

Yeah. Whirlwind romance, eh?

I know everyone
thinks I'm rushing into it,

but they don't... It's like...

I used to finish work, go home,

watch some telly
till I just fell asleep.

Now I get to watch it with her.

It's different, better.

Haven't been out
this way in a while.

Bit of a problem with poachers
taking up a lot of my time.

It's war, Doc.

Slashed the tires on
this the other week.

Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee!

Ha!

So much for the quiet life, eh?

I don't like this.

Hmm?

I don't like this anymore.

We should go.

Mark, Mark, we should
just wait for the doc, eh?

Stay there.

Come back, mate.
Come on. Come back.

Trust me. It's gonna be okay.

I'll look after you.

You can't even look
after yourself, Al.

Actually, yes, I can.

I'm sick of people
assuming that I can't.

If anything, it's been me
that's been looking after Dad.

So, you either
shut up, lie still,

or you can say you'll
get on without me.

Thanks.

No problem.

Oh, the cloud's
coming in, isn't it?

Yeah. Where did you get
your suit from, by the way?

Did you... Is that off the peg,
or did you have that fitted?

'Cause I bet it's a long time

since a ranger wore a
suit on this job, of course.

I mean, they do this thing
in the offices, don't they,

dress-down Friday?

Some of the rangers
want to bring it in,

but what's the point?

They live in the
middle of nowhere.

Dress in their own clothes.

They can do that
anytime they like.

That's actually five minutes
from the lake in West Point.

Of course, we are
driving a little bit faster

than Mark would
have driven, you know?

He strikes me as the type
who's more of a cautious driver.

Stewart, you're talking a lot.

Really?

Oh.

Sorry. I'm not used to
the company, I suppose.

Actually, there was that
fork in the road back there,

wasn't there? Uh...

Are you a fan of Frost at all?

You know, "the road
less traveled" and all that?

No.

I mean, essentially,
with moors this large

and so many different woodlands,

well, you could drive
around for a week

and we still wouldn't
find them, you know?

It's your classic needle-in-
a-haystack situation, basically.

There they are.

Oh, right, great,
fantastic. Knew we'd do it.

This is recent.

Maybe today, maybe yesterday.

Do Al or Mark smoke?

No.

It's the bloody poachers.

I knew it. This is
getting out of hand.

Stewart, we don't
have time for this.

I mean, I've been
in tactical retreat.

You know, surrendered
some territory.

That's only to confuse them.

Why do you need a shotgun?

Well, don't worry,
Doc. It's not loaded.

Mark?

Al?

I'll have to try
and find reception.

Don't even think of moving, eh?

Don't forget to sing.

♪ Oh, the grand
old Duke of York ♪

♪ He had 10,000 men ♪

♪ He marched them
up to the top of the hill ♪

It's the doc!
Mark, it's the doc!

I told you it'd be all right!

Yes, Doc? Doc?

Um, I'm with Stewart
the park ranger.

We just don't know
what direction you're in.

- Try shouting.
- Doc!

Try again.

No, we're still
not close enough.

How's Mark getting on?

He's been sick again.

Oh, that's not good.

He's pale and sweating.

No, that's not good, either.

We should make him move, Doc.

No, don't move him.

You'll know if
he's getting worse.

His tongue and
his face will swell

and he'll stop
breathing and he'll die.

Al? Al?

Bugger!

Well, I hope I don't have
to cancel the wedding.

The church is booked
and everything.

If you're worried
about your deposit,

you can always
switch to a funeral.

Sorry.

You know, I'm... I'm just...

I'm going out of my
mind about Mark.

Doc?

Oh. Is that bad?

There's no need to shout.

Tell him we can get the whole
village up there if necessary

and that we can
organize a search party.

We can get the whole
village up there...

No, that'll take too long.

Mark doesn't have
that much time.

Just keep trying Al.

When you get through to
him, tell him to stay where he is.

Then you call me.

Now, where are we going?

This way.

I think.

Whoa. Aah!

- Stewart.
- Be careful.

If you get us lost...

I won't get us lost.

Look, I know where
we've come from.

We're methodically
sweeping through the areas.

I used to do this sort of
thing in the army all the time.

You'd think they'd know
better, wouldn't you?

- Who?
- The poachers.

I mean, if I was gonna
tangle with someone,

I wouldn't choose
a former member

of Her Majesty's Armed Forces.

Right.

We're out of here.

We're not gonna
wait for the doc.

Portwenn has to be
roughly to the south, yeah?

And the sun rises in the
east and sets in the west.

Which makes... Well, it's 3:00.

Which makes the van that way.

What do you think, Mark?

Mark? Mark?

She will turn to
me. It's you, Julie.

Do you hear that?

- No, I didn't hear...
- Shh!

There. That.

Al?

- No, I didn't hear anything.
- It's the poachers.

I'm sure of it.
They're waiting for us.

You know, we should take the
offensive, catch them off guard.

No, Stewart, we
have to find Mark.

Mark will be fine.

This is England. People
don't die in the woods.

Stewart, focus! Which
direction is Mark in?

I'm trying to apprehend
criminals here.

He's a policeman.
He'd want that.

Stewart, which way?

- That way!
- Thank you!

Tosser.

Mark, you all right?

Get to the doc.

I know, Mark, but we might
not have time to find the doc.

We're gonna get
you to a hospital,

and they can fix you up.

Come on, Mark. Stay with me.

Talk to me, mate.

Tell me something.
Tell me about, uh, Julie.

She's... She's got a smile.

- She's got a what?
- Ohh!

Sorry, mate.

- A smile.
- A what?

Listen.

Hello?

Hello?

Who's there?

It's me!

Stewart!

Stewart, come out here.

- Where's the doc?
- Hi, Mark.

Uh, me and the doc got,
uh... Well, we got split up.

You know we're
not alone, don't you?

There's poachers everywhere.

Stewart, come here.

Look at him. Look at him!

He is gonna die.

And you are the only man
around that can save him.

Now, where is the doc?

Well, I mean, we
came from that way.

So, logically,
the doc must be...

Yeah, somewhere else!

I mean, it's just the
process of elimination, really.

Stewart, where's the doctor?

Where did you last see him?

Yeah! That way!

Give me a hand. Come on.

Come on, Mark.
Stay with me, mate.

Not long to go.

Come on, mate.

What about Julie?

Ohh!

Mark?

Al?

Al.

It's me.

Still nothing on Al.

Look, get off the phone, then!

Al?

Where the hell are they?

I need a cup of tea.

Anyone else?

- No, thanks.
- Okay.

She's taking this well.

Come on.

So, uh, basically just
keep going straight.

When you get to
the clearing, turn left.

You can't miss him.

That's no good.

You're gonna have to
go ahead and get the doc.

I can't move him fast enough.

What, me?

Yes, you!

Well, can't you do it?

I mean, it's not as if Mark's
going anywhere, is it?

Just...

You know he never invited
me to the wedding, don't you?

I mean, it's fine, you know?

I'm busy. I couldn't
have made it anyway.

Checkmate.

Hey, you!

Put your hands
where I can see them!

- Stewart?
- Don't move!

I mean it!

Don't take another step, or
you'll be in a world of pain!

Stewart, don't shoot me!

What?

Oh, right, yeah. This?

Yeah, sure, but...
but... Down at your feet!

Poacher traps.
They're everywhere!

Oh. Yeah.

Good news.

- I found Mark, by the way.
- Well, where is he?

Uh, well, don't worry.

I've memorized the route.

Aah!

Aah, ha ha!

Oh, my God.

Ohh, I can't believe I did that.

Never done that before.

They're really strong!

Ohh, ho! It really hurts!

Okay, when I say
so, pull your leg out.

Aah!

Ohh!

You all right, Doc?

Doc? You okay?

Do you want me to help?

No!

All right, help!

Okay.

Let's not have any more mishaps.

Right. On my count.
One, two, three.

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Don't!

Aah! Aah!

That was a good one.

That was a good one!

Doc!

Stewart!

Ooh.

I'm a right idiot, aren't I?

It's tingling a bit.

Stewart!

Doc!

Al?

Ah, Doc! Doc!

Doc!

Stewart, can
you finish that off?

Ahh! Ahh! Doc!

Mark? Can you hear me?

Mark?

Right. Um, I need
to get to his shoulder.

Ah, sure, yeah.

Come on.

Doc.

I knew you'd show up.

You're very lucky, Mark.

Is that 'cause I'm
getting married?

Yes, Mark.

I'll take Mark
in the police car.

- I haven't got them.
- What?

The keys.

Better look after the
wedding rings, eh?

I don't think you
could be trusted.

Well, why don't you
all pile into mine?

Stewart.

Al.

Someone else will have to drive.

Mark, I was so
worried about you.

It's all right.

Just a bit of harmless fun.

Isn't it? That's what stag
weekends are all about.

Mm.

Ohh! Haven't been
to Portwenn in a while.

I think I might pop into
town, check out the, uh...

Actually, no, it's
too many people.

I think I'll go back home.

Stewart, I need to
redress your wound first.

- Oh, right!
- Yeah.

Okay. Can I watch the telly?

Uh, yeah. Mark?

I have to check you over.
Then you can take him home.

Come here.

Come on. I'll make you a cuppa.

Oh, here, Doc.

I think I need to see
you about my back again.

It's gone, you know?

- Join the queue, Bert.
- Right you are.

You haven't been fixing things
in the flat again, have you?

Don't worry, son.

Everything's under control.

Remember I said just the boxes?

Now, look, boy.

It might be that you
might have to stay with me

for a couple of
nights, that's all.

So, did you have
a good time, then?

Oh, yes, yes, plenty of fresh
air, mantraps, poisonous snakes.

All quite charming.

I was... Well, I was worried.

So was I.

Yeah, his condition
was almost...

Well, it was. It
was critical, yeah.

No, I know.

I mean, I was worried about you.

Doc?

In a minute, Stewart.

Right.

It's just I am sort of dripping
blood all over your floor.

Ohh.

Uh, excuse me. Sorry.

Yeah.

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