Dino Dana (2017–…): Season 3, Episode 13 - Dino Zone - full transcript

[squawks]

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[Dana]
Dino Dana!

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Dino Dana!

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[Dana] "Dino Zone."

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Is it hard sharing a room?

What do you think?

Yes.

It's the worst.

See, I used to have
my own room

with my own things,

but now I'm surrounded
by dinosaur stuff

and I literally have
zero privacy.

[door rattling]

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[sighs]

I like sharing
a room with you.

What did you
do to her, Saara?

Why is it always my fault?

She doesn't want
to live with me.

[whispering] Saara!

I didn't say that.

She said she doesn't
want to share a room.

Okay, I did say that,

but I didn't
really mean it.

So you do want to
share a room with me?

Yes.

And I can hang out
with you and Olivia

on your sleepover?

Of course you can.
Right, Saara?

But we're about to
tell scary stories.

You'll get nightmares.

I love scary stuff.

But this is scary stuff
without dinosaurs.

I like that less,

but I bet I can
scare you both

with a dinosaur story.

- Ooh, challenge.
- Accepted.

If I scare you,
I get to stay.

Come on, Saara!

[sighs]

But I didn't agree.

Love you.

It was a dark
and stormy night.

Saara was
at someone's house,

babysitting.

That does sound scary...

for the baby.

- Ha ha.
- [Dana giggles]

Let me guess:
I was babysitting a dinosaur.

No,

it was a human baby,

but that's not the point.

The point was that Saara
was alone in the house.

Except for the baby.

Yes, Saara was
alone downstairs

with the baby
sleeping upstairs.

That's when the phone rang.

[cell phone ringing]

Was it Dylan?

- [Saara scoffs]
- [whispering] What?

Was it?

No, it was something
far scarier:

an unknown number.

[cell phone ringing]

Hello?

[squawking on phone]

Hello?

[squawking]

Who is this?

[squawking]

Um, I think you have
the wrong number.

- [squawk]
- Bye.

[cell phone ringing]

[cell phone ringing]

- Hello?
- [squawking on phone]

- You again.
- [squawking continues]

I'm sorry, I can't
understand you.

Goodbye.

[faint squawking]

[TV narrator]
In the wild,

predators will
work together

to take down
their prey.

[cell phone ringing]

- Hello?
- [squawk on phone]

- Okay, who is this?
- [squawk]

Stop calling me.
This isn't funny.

[doorbell rings]

- Don't answer the door!
- What?

Whoever is calling
is at the door!

I know it.

Is that true?

You two look a bit scared.

Maybe I should
stop the story.

- Good idea.
- No.

Fine. Keep going.

Just don't answer the door.

Saara went
to answer the door.

I knew it!

[doorbell ringing]

[TV narrator] Some predators
have very specific diets.

They specialize in hunting
their main food source.

[doorbell rings]

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[doorbell rings]

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- Saara.
- [Saara gasps]

Oh. Olivia.

[Olivia]
Are you alright?

When you didn't
answer the front door,

I let myself in
through the back.

What's wrong?

Um, nothing.

I'm just feeling a little bit
jumpy tonight.

Are you ready to study?

Um, yeah.

I'll grab my books.

[sighs]

They've got a lot of mirrors
in this place.

Did you leave
the back door open?

I thought I closed it.

It's inside the house!

It's gotten in.
They need to get out.

Olivia, calm down.

It's just a story.

Was it inside the house?

That's when Saara and Olivia
heard a squawk...

...from inside the house.

Call the police.

Use the phone
to call the police,

abandon the baby,
and get out!

Olivia, deep breath.

[shudders]

What happened next?

Saara and Olivia
went to check on

where the noise
was coming from.

Big mistake.

[muffled squawk]

[Olivia] I think it's coming
from back there.

You go first.

[muffled squawk]

There it is again!

[Saara sighs]

[dinosaur squawks,
girls scream]

- Squawk!
- [both] Ahh!

[Dad]
Keep it down in there!

What was it?

It was one
of the greatest hunters

of all time:

the Dromaeosaurus.

What is that?

A dinosaur.

Not just "a dinosaur".

The Dromaeosaurus' name
means "swift running lizard"

because it's super fast.

And if that's not
bad enough,

it also had
two giant claws

that it would use
to tear up its prey!

Uh, it's going
to tear us up.

[squawks, hisses]

[both, screaming]
Run!

[Olivia]
There's another Dromaeosaurus!

- [dinosaur hisses]
- [Olivia] Ahh!

There was another
Dromaeosaurus

because paleontologists
believe

they might have
hunted in packs.

[dinosaurs squawking
and hissing]

They're hunting us.

Eat her first.

Who did they eat first?

No one.

Dromaeosaurus hunt prey
that are smaller than them

or scavenge food
that bigger dinos

have left behind.

[dinosaurs squawking]

[dinosaurs squawking]

[both sigh]

[both chuckle]

Then why were they
squawking at us?

They weren't squawking
at you.

They were squawking
at each other.

Dromaeosaurus use noises

to communicate
with one another.

But that's not scary.

No. But it is fascinating.

You only get to stay
if you tell a scary story,

not a fascinating story.

I forgot.

I got lost in the science.

Let me try again.

This story begins--

[Saara]
Sorry.

You had your shot.
Off you go.

Let's give her
another chance.

Her first story
was kind of scary.

And this one
is doubly scary

because it takes place
in the woods.

Trees are scary.

I don't know.

[Dad]
Give her another chance, Saara.

Can he hear
everything in here?

[Dad]
Yes.

Fine, one more story.

But if it's not scary,
she needs to leave.

Deal.

This story begins

with two friends going
for a walk in the woods.

[whistles] A walk.

Scary.

Little did they know

they weren't the only ones
going for a walk.

[Saara]
Check out this tree.

What do you think
happened to it?

Looks like something
slashed it up pretty bad.

You thinking
what I'm thinking?

[both]
Selfie time!

[camera shutter
snapping]

Were the pictures bad?

'Cause that would be scary.

[Dana]
The pictures were fine.

It's what else they saw
in the pictures that wasn't.

- What about this one?
- No, too duck face.

Too duck face...

Too duck face.

What's that?

[snarling]

[both]
Ahh!

- What was it?
- Something big.

Something with claws
that were as long as my arm!

They should run.
I'd definitely run.

They did run.

But they were so scared

that they ran
in opposite directions.

[both]
Run!

[snarling continues]

Olivia and Saara ran
as fast as they could.

[panting] Saara?
Where are you?

[Saara]
Olivia?

[Olivia]
Saara!

Olivia! Olivia!

[Olivia]
Saara! Saara!

[dinosaur snarls]

[cell phone ringing]
Ahh!

[cell phone ringing]

Olivia, where are you?

I don't know,

but I think it found me.

What found you?

The claw thing.

Listen, Saara.

I just want to apologize.

I am so, so sorry

for bringing you into the woods
to take selfies.

This is all my fault.

It was my idea,

and we didn't even really
get a good picture

because I went
too duck face.

I always go too duck face!

Don't say that, Olivia.

It's not your fault.

We did get a few good selfies.

[faint snarling
and snorting]

What was that?

[snorting continues]

- Ahh!
- Olivia?

Olivia!

[dinosaur snarls]

Now it's after me!

Ahh!

[Saara panting,
dinosaur snarling]

[Saara panting,
dinosaur snarling]

[snarling continues]

[heavy footsteps]

[snarling]

- Ahh!
- Shh!

Olivia, you're alive!
What happened?

I ran away and
hid in this cave.

Lost my phone, though,
and all my pics.

[dinosaur snarls]

Better your pics
than your life.

Here, come down here.

Now what?

We'll just have to
live here forever.

[dinosaur snarls]

Did it find us?

I have an idea.

Let's see if he's out there.

[dinosaur snarling,
girls screaming]

Who did it claw first?

The Therizinosaurus'
name means

"to cut off lizard".

Who did it cut up first?

No one.

Just because Therizinosaurus
had claws as long as my arm,

it doesn't mean
they were carnivores.

They were actually herbivores
who used their big claws

to defend themselves
or dig up roots.

Aw, I did it again.

Strike two, Dana.
Off you go.

Give me one more chance.

I promise this will be
the scariest one yet.

This story is about...
fishing.

Fishing?

[Dad] What's so
scary about fishing?

Why don't you come over here
and find out

instead of listening in
from the other room?

[Dad]
Okay.

[door opens]

But I want to be
in this one.

You should be a
police officer.

That way I can call you
in case anything goes wrong.

- Smart thinking.
- And I'll be the captain!

So we can sail
away if we have to.

- Hm.
- What does that leave me?

You can be
a shark expert.

Does that mean there's
a shark in this story?

Not just any shark.

The largest shark
of all time.

Maybe we should
both be cops.

Mm-hmm.

One day, a captain,

a police officer,

and a shark expert

went fishing

for the largest
marine predator

that ever existed,

the Megalodon.

You think you're going
a little overboard

with the bait, Captain?

[Olivia scoffs]

You don't quite know
what we're fishing for,

do you? [chuckles]

I guess not.

What exactly are we
trying to catch?

Megalodon.

Name means "big tooth".

Should mean "big teeth",

'cause they've got
a lot of them.

I was diving,

watching a group of whales
just off the coast of Bermuda,

when I saw her.

What I didn't know

was that Megalodon
lived in every ocean

on this great, blue Earth.

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[spool clicking]

One whale panicked,

and the next, and the next,
and the next.

They'd dive deep,

and sometimes the shark
would go away.

Sometimes she
wouldn't go away.

Sometimes that shark,

she looked right into me.

Right into my eyes.

You know, the thing
about the shark

is that they've got
lifeless eyes.

Black eyes.

Like my doll's eyes.

[spool clicking]

Megalodon.

Big tooth.

She has the strongest
bite force

of any animal
that ever lived.

Bit those whales
clean in half.

So, 12 whales in the pod...

Three got away.

Shark took the rest.

Remind me why we're fishing
for this thing again.

You wanted to be scared.

You'll be scared.

[all scream]

Okay! She can stay,

and we don't need
to finish the story.

- I agree.
- No.

Finish it.

First say I get to stay
for the rest of the sleepover.

Fine.

And that you like
sharing a room with me.

Okay... [chuckles]
Story time is over.

Saara.

I...

don't mind sharing
a room with you.

[sighs] I'll take it.

They weren't fishing
for the Megalodon anymore.

The Megalodon
was fishing them.

[thunder rumbles]

It's coming right at us.

- Look at that giant fin!
- [Dad] Hold on.

- [Olivia screams]
- [Saara] Here it comes!

Dolly!

[Saara]
Olivia, no!

Follow me!

- Oh no!
- Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! What is she doing?

Sizing us up.

Megalodon can weigh
as much as 100 tons.

That's almost as much
as this entire boat.

So what are you saying?

It's time to play dominos.

Are you saying
we should panic?

- Yes!
- [screams]

He's charging!

- Ahh!
- [Saara screams]

Close your eyes, Dolly.
Close your eyes.

And then?

And then the Megalodon
crashed back into the water.

Megalodon were so huge
that they would have needed

big meals like whales
to fill them up,

not three little humans.

[Saara screaming]

You can open
your eyes now, Dolly.

Whew.

You did it again.

You start off scary,
but you end with facts.

Yeah... but scary facts.

I guess a giant shark
that ate whales

is kind of a scary fact.

[Olivia & Dad]
Uh, yeah.

Let me show you
how it's done.

This story begins

with the king
of the dinosaurs...

- ...the T-Rex!
- [Olivia screams]

Nice to have props
so handy.

This T-Rex

only ate one thing:

people

at

sleepovers.

Of course.

But that's not
technically true.

It's just a story.

Okay, so long as
everyone knows that.

[Saara giggles]

The T-Rex slowly snuck up

to the bedroom window.

[Olivia]
Should we just watch a movie?

[Dad]
Yes!

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