Dino Dana (2017–…): Season 2, Episode 6 - Reptile Connection/Three Dinos and a Baby - full transcript

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[Dana]
Dino Dana!
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Dino Dana!
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[Dana] "Reptile Connection."
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Oh, dear.
That's disgusting.
No.
That's a black rat snake.
It says here they got their
name because of their colour
and what they eat.
It eats rats?
Yep, and frogs
and birds.
Yeah, like I said:
disgusting.
And we're moving.
Oh, well, now this little
fellow's a lot cuter.
This is a red-footed
turtle.
They got their name
because--
Well, because of
all the little red spots
all over his
arms and legs.
Hey, little guy.
And what does he eat?
Snails, insects,
and veggies.
Snails and insects?
Oh, no way.
Melissa Jessica would
never forgive me.
Okay. And we're moving.
Okay...
Who is this monster?
Ms. Currie, this is
the bearded dragon.
I'm sorry, Dana.
Reptiles just aren't my thing.
They're just so cold
and slimy-looking.
I think just
the opposite.
Reptiles are some of the most
interesting animals
on the planet.
Well, that makes you
the perfect person
to help me to choose one
to adopt for my little Trekkie,
but just not this one.
It looks like a nightmare.
And we're--
- Moving?
- Exactly.
Oh, well, now why would
Trekkie want a reptile
when he could have
this pretty birdy?
[Penelope] Can I help you
find something?
- Penelope!
- Trek's Grandma!
I didn't know you were
back from school.
I'm working here
for the summer.
Oh, my goodness!
Aww.
Hey, Dana,
this is Penelope.
She's Trek's best friend.
ThePenelope?
Um, I guess so.
[chuckles]
♪ We know of
all the dino names ♪
♪ So let us help you
pick out yours ♪
♪ From carnivores to herbivores,
we even know the omnivores ♪
Well, that was odd.
It's a song
Trek and I wrote.
[Dana]
"A song"?
It's the greatest song
of all time.
Trek recorded it
in his dino field guide.
- Aww.
- Wait.
Penelope is the perfect person
to help us choose
which reptile
to adopt for Trek.
Really?
Well, Trek asked you
to choose a reptile
that's most like
a dinosaur, right?
Right.
Who better to help us
than an actual reptile expert?
I do know a lot
about reptiles.
♪ She knows of all
the reptile names ♪
♪ So let her help you
pick out yours ♪
♪ From snakes to
turtles and lizards ♪
♪ She'll know which one's
like a dinosaur ♪
I'd be happy to help.
Why don't we start with
a tour of our reptile zoo?
[gasps] You have
a reptile zoo?
[Ms. Currie] Oh, good,
so there'll be, like,
even more snakes there?
Yeah.
[bird squawks]
Ms. Currie, hurry.
Check out how huge
these turtles are.
Wow!
Actually,
these are tortoises,
not turtles.
[Dana]
What's the difference?
Tortoises live on land and
turtles live in the water
some or nearly all the time.
But is it
like a dinosaur?
[Dana]
Well, their shells do remind me
of the Archelon.
[Ms. Currie]
Mm-hmm?
The Archelon was
a giant turtle, right?
The giantest.
And its name means
"ruler turtle",
because it's the
biggest sea turtle
that's ever been discovered.
This is it.
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So, turtles
arelike dinosaurs?
No, the Archelon was
a prehistoric reptile
that lived at the
same time as dinosaurs,
but they're not related.
Oh. Well, so the turtle
is not the right
reptile for Trekkie.
And we're moving.
Okay. Bye.
Take care.
At least they're not snakes.
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Why are there people
in there?
We're here just in time
for alligator feeding.
Oh. Ha ha!
Yeah, lucky us.
Look at all those teeth.
[Penelope]
Alligators and crocodiles
can have about 80 teeth
in their mouth.
Most people only have 32.
Mm.
That's incredible!
Unless you're a fish.
[chuckles]
But is it like a dinosaur?
They do look like
the Deinosuchus.
[animal snarls]
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Deinosuchus was a huge
crocodile, right?
The hugest.
And its name means
"terrible crocodile",
because it was the biggest
crocodile of all time.
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[Ms. Currie] But are crocodiles
like dinosaurs?
No. Just like the Archelon,
Deinosuchus was
a prehistoric reptile.
Oh.
But they probably
ate dinosaurs.
But that doesn't help us
very much, does it?
Don't worry, Trek's Grandma.
I've still got one more
big exhibit to show you.
Oh, goodie.
And we're moving.
[Ms. Currie]
Yes, we're moving.
[snarls]
And we're
still moving.
[Dana]
But, Ms. Currie...
Snakes might be the reptile
that's most like a dinosaur.
But it's so icky and scary
and disgusting-looking.
Look what it's doing
with its tongue!
Snakes like this python
use their tongue
to taste the air.
It's one of the ways
they find their food.
How big is she?
She's one of the longest snakes
on the planet.
If you stretched her out,
she'd be as long as two cars.
But is it
like a dinosaur?
[whispering] Please say no!
Well, they're not as long
as the Titanoboa.
[snake hissing]
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Titanoboa was
a massive snake, right?
The massivest.
Titanoboa's name means
"titanic boa",
because it's the longest snake
of all time.
[Titanoboa hissing]
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[Ms. Currie] So, snakes
are like dinosaurs?
[Dana]
Sadly, no.
Just like the Deinosuchus
and the Archelon,
the Titanoboa was
a prehistoric reptile,
not a dinosaur.
Sorry, Ms. Currie.
Oh. Well, I can't say
I'm disappointed.
But I do feel bad that
I'm letting my Trekkie down.
Maybe, instead of adopting
an animal for Trek,
you can show him
how hard you tried
by conquering
one of your fears.
Okay, I don't think I like
where this is going at all.
How about we take a picture
with our boa constrictor
to send to Trek?
I think I'm fine with just
letting him down.
Ms. Currie.
Do it for Trek.
Okay. Fine.
Don't let him constrict me.
I'll take the tail.
She's got the head.
You're asking
a lot here.
Oh... Ah-ah-ah... Ha.
Oh.
It's actually not
as icky as I thought.
It's actually
kind of smooth.
So, you like
reptiles now?
No, not really,
but I think they
definitely are
some of the most interesting
animals on the planet.
[Penelope]
Okay, everyone get ready.
[camera shutter
clicks]
Alright. Let's get
this guy off of me.
Ah! Okay.
Alright.
[exhales] Okay.
Thank you.
[Ms. Currie sighs]
Ahh... Eh...
Well, no luck in finding
the most dinosaur-like animal
to adopt for Trek,
but thank you for trying.
You know, I guess I just
should've paid more attention
to Trekkie's dino experiments
like how dinos live
and what they eat,
how they became birds...
Wait.
Birds are like dinosaurs.
They sure are.
Yeah, but birds
aren't reptiles,
and Trekkie wants a reptile
that is like a dinosaur.
[Penelope]
Actually, birds are reptiles.
Even though
they look different,
birds are most closely related
to alligators and crocodiles.
[bird squawking]
Well, what do you know!
[cell phone ringing]
Oh, it's Trekkie.
Hi, Trekster!
Hey, Grandma. Did you just
send me a picture
of you with a snake
around your neck?
[laughs]
Yes, I did,
and I did it for you.
Thanks, Grandma.
I know that couldn't
have been easy for you.
[laughs]
Wait. Are you with
Dana and Penelope?
Yes.
- Hi!
- Hey, Trek.
Hi, Dana.
Hi, Penelope.
[Ms. Currie]
They were helping me choose
which reptile was
most like a dinosaur
to adopt for you...
and I have chosen...
...parrot.
What a perfect choice, Grandma.
Thank you so much!
You're welcome, Trekkie.
[chuckles]
And... we're adopting.
Okay, you.
I'll be right back.
[tweets and squawks]
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[Dana]
Dino Dana!
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various dinosaurs roaring]
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various dinosaurs roaring]
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various dinosaurs roaring]
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various dinosaurs roaring]
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various dinosaurs roaring]
Dino Dana!
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[Dana] "Three Dinos and a Baby."
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[whines]
[Dana]
Where is it?
[whines]
Oh, hi, Nixon.
There's a baby Edmontosaurus
in our front yard.
Which is perfect,
because I'm doing
Dino Experiment 620:
"How does the Edmontosaurus
take care of it's babies?"
Except I can't
find my backpack.
[Nixon barks]
Is it under the bed?
[gasps]
There it is.
Thanks, Nixon.
It's Edmontosaurus time.
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Nixon!
It's Edmontosaurus time.
Nixon.
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Sorry, buddy.
I got a dino
experiment to do.
[barks]
[Dana]
Moo. Moo. Moo.
I'm a baby
Edmontosaurus, too.
[giggles]
Your new dino seester.
[laughs]
Do you want me
to go somewhere?
[squawks]
[roars]
[squawks]
Oh, are you taking me
to our mom?
Hi, Edmontosaurus mama.
[roars]
Moo.
Now I get to see
how Edmontosaurus
take care of
their babies.
[squawking]
Where are we going now?
[roars]
Another Edmontosaurus?
Is this our dino dad?
But it can't be.
This dino is
the same size as the mom,
and boy dinos are usually
smaller than girl dinos.
She must be a girl, too.
So, which one's
our mom dino, Seester?
[Saara]
Dana, where are you?
Sorry, baby.
That's my other seester.
[squawks]
Saara, you won't
believe what I just saw.
Is it Nixon's empty food bowl?
'Cause it's what I just saw.
I'm guessing I was
supposed to feed him today.
It's right here on
the chore chart that Dad made.
So, no dino sticker?
[Saara]
No, no dino sticker.
Listen, it's enough that I have
to watch you after school.
You could at least help me
take care of Nixon.
Sorry, Seester.
And...?
Sorry, Nixon.
And...?
Sorry, chart?
No, "Sorry, and I'll
make it up to you
by taking Nixon
out for a walk."
Will I get
my sticker then?
I'll think about it.
Now can I tell you about
what I saw outside?
Is it about
a dinosaur?
No, it's about
three dinosaurs.
Two adults and a baby.
I'm doing
Dino Experiment 620:
"How does the Edmontosaurus
take care of her babies?"
But I don't know
which adult is the mom.
[phone vibrates]
Oh, it's our mom.
She needs my help bringing up
the groceries for dinner.
Moms feed their kids.
Yeah, and they also
make them take care
of their little seesters.
I bet if I see which
Edmontosaurus feeds the baby,
I'll know which
one's the mom.
Okay, have fun with that,
but don't forget to take Nixon
out once he's done eating.
I won't.
Promise.
[dinosaur groans]
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I'll be right back, Nixon.
Don't eat too fast.
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Moo.
Hi, dino seester.
Are you hungry?
We should probably
tell our mom.
[both groan]
Whichever one it is.
Moo. Feed us.
Moo.
[squawks]
[roars]
Ew, that looks yummy.
Now I know that's
the baby's mom.
[squawks]
[squawks]
Wait.
What's happening now?
Both of them feed you?
Are they both your mom?
Our mom.
Could dinosaurs
have two moms?
[dinosaurs groan]
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Whoa.
Hi, Dana.
How was your day?
Amazing.
Mom, I think I just made
a major scientific discovery.
Edmontosaurus baby
had two moms.
Isn't that incredible?
Actually, a few animal
species have two moms.
Really?
Yeah.
Look, this bird
is the Laysan albatross.
Sometimes two females will take
care of their young together.
[Dana] So, your theory
is that since birds
came from dinosaurs,
some dino females
would do the same thing?
Why not?
I'm going to go
test your theory.
[Mom]
Why are my feet wet?
[Dana] Uh...
[Mom] Nixon, did you
have an accident?
Dana, you said
you'd take him for a walk.
I was going to,
but my dino experiment
just took longer
than I expected.
You see what I
have to put up with?
I'm sorry.
I'll do it now.
I'll be right back.
I'm going to
wash my feet.
Come on, Nixon.
[barks]
I guess I'll just
clean this up.
Ew.
Hi, dino seester.
[growls]
Don't worry,
this is our friend, Nixon.
Come and say hi.
What's wrong, Nixon?
[barks]
An Albertosaurus.
Oh, no, he's a carnivore
and he looks hungry.
[barks]
Wonder what our moms
are going to do.
Nixon.
They're getting between us
and the Albertosaurus,
but I don't think
that's going to stop him.
[squawks]
Another female
Edmontosaurus?
How many moms do
you have, baby?
[squawks]
She's distracting
the Albertosaurus.
[all roar]
They're working together
to confuse him and keep us safe.
[all roar]
Bye, Albertosaurus.
I guess you're no match
for three Edmontosaurus moms.
[squawks]
Come on, Nixon.
Let's go tell
Saara and Mom...
After we finish
your walk.
Mom, Saara,
guess what.
You feel bad about
not taking care of Nixon
and you want to help
me set the table?
Yes.
Also, I just made another
scientific discovery.
The Edmontosaurus baby had
three moms taking care of it.
Well, Nixon has three
of us taking care of him.
Mostly.
Lots of animals take care
of their young in groups,
like elephants,
lions...
Even wild turkeys.
But why?
Sharing work always
makes things easier.
Whether you're a person
or a dinosaur.
Mom, I think you just solved
Dino Experiment 620.
Yes.
Congratulations, Mom.
Your prize
is this dino sticker.
Ooh.
That was supposed
to be my sticker.
Well, why don't we all use it
as a reminder to work together?
[both]
Deal.
[barking]
Alright,
dinner is ready.
Not for you, Nixon.
[barks]
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