Dino Dana (2017–…): Season 2, Episode 10 - Dino Thieves/The Dino Giver - full transcript

Dana has a nightmare where Saara (dreamed into a Super Villain) steals an Ozraptor bone from a display at the ROM and Dana (dreamed into a Super Dino Spy) must stop at nothing to get the ...

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[Dana]
Dino Dana!

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Dino Dana!

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[Dana] "Dino Thieves."

You'll never get away
with this, Saara.

Oh, really?

But it seems like
I already have.

Selfie!

Ha.

Saara, don't do this.

That's the only Ozraptor bone
that's ever been discovered!

Please. It's just one
of a hundred bones.

But that's the only
real one.

Excuse me?

Paleontologists
hardly ever find

a full dinosaur skeleton.

They usually find a few bones
and they have to figure out



what the dinosaur looked like
based on those.

For the Ozraptor,
they only found that one bone.

The rest of the
skeleton isn't real.

That bone sounds valuable.

Without that one bone,

we wouldn't know anything
about the Ozraptor.

It would be like the Ozraptor
never even existed.

Never existed, huh?

[sighs] You know what?
You're right, Dana.

I wouldn't want
to be responsible

for a dinosaur ceasing
to exist. [laughs]

Good.

Now do you think
you can untie me?

I've had an itch on my shoulder
for, like, an hour.

Unless...

Unless?

Unless that means
I wouldn't have to

hear about
that dinosaur anymore.

I don't understand.

You wouldn't.

How could you
possibly understand

how annoying it is
to have to listen

to you talk about dinosaurs
all the time?

I don't think it's
all the time.

Dino experiment this,
dino experiment that.

Jurassic, Triassic,
Cruta-see-us.

Actually, it's pronounced
Cretaceous.

Common mistake.

It's enough to
drive a seester mad!

Okay.

I'll talk about
the Ozraptor less.

[chuckles]

Oh no, you won't.

Because there won't be any
dinosaur to talk about.

[Dana] I didn't want
to do this, Saara,

but you left me no choice.

Squawk! Squawk! Squawk!

What are you doing?

Calling for backup.

Squawk! Squawk!

[squawks]

Saara, I'd like
to introduce you

to the Ozraptor.

Ozraptor, this is
my evil seester, Saara.

Nice to meet you, Ozraptor.

[Ozraptor squawking]

Now bye!

[Saara laughs]

Noooooooooooooooo--

[Saara] Dana, wake up.
You're dreaming.

[Dad] Everything okay
in there?

[Saara]
Everything's fine.

Dana's just screaming
in her sleep again.

Everything is not fine.

You stole the only real
Ozraptor bone from the museum.

Oops. Sorry about that.

You should be.

Without that bone,

the Ozraptor
disappeared forever.

And you said I talk about
dinosaurs all the time.

What are we
talking about now?

Dinosaurs.

Sounds like dream me
was right.

I have to find a way
to get that bone back,

but how?

Saara, if you help me,

I promise I won't
talk about dinosaurs

for a whole day.

Two days.

- Day and a half.
- Three days.

Fine.

Two.

Deal.

Tell me more about
the Ozraptor again.

This is it.

It's a carnivore
from Australia,

and its name means
"Australian thief".

Thief, huh?

Well, if dream me
stole the bone,

then maybe you need to
think more like a thief

to get it back.

Great idea, seester!

I have to go back to sleep
to save that din--

Uh!

Remember our deal?

[sighs]

[Saara giggles]

Noooo--

What are you doing now?

Playing with filters.

Aww.

Look at those cute little
puppy dog eyes.

[Dana on phone]
Nooo--

Anyways, good luck trying
to get out of those ropes.

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Remember what
real Saara said.

I need to think
more like a thief.

Thieves use tools
to break into things.

Maybe I can use tools
to break out!

[Dana] Stop right there,
evil seester!

Dana? But how did you--

Turns out to catch a thief,
you have to think like one.

Now, I'm going to give you
one last chance to--

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Ugh. How am I going
to catch up to her?

[groans]

Your idea worked!

But dream you still got away.

How do I catch up
and get the--

Uh! Remember our deal.

No more talking about
dinosaurs for two days.

[cell phone alert]

"How do I catch up and
get the Ozraptor bone back?"

Dana, did you just
message me?

The deal was no talking,
not no messaging.

[cell phone alert]

[giggles]

Ah, you got me there.

I'll help you one more time,
but after that,

no talking or messaging
about dinosaurs for two days.

[Dana]
Deal.

How do I catch up?

Well, tell me more
about the Ozraptor.

[Dana]
Where do I start?

The Ozraptor had
really sharp claws

and it was about
the size of a wolf

- and it also had--
-[Saara] Uh, hold on.

Wolves are pretty fast,
so why don't you just

run as fast as an Ozraptor?

But I'm not an Ozraptor.

Dana, it's your dream.

You can be whatever
you want to be.

[cell phone alert]

[giggles]

It's Ozraptor time.

Activate Ozraptor mode.

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Stop again, evil seester.

Don't you ever give up?

Not when it's
about dinosaurs.

Two can play at this game.

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[Dana]
I'll get you, Saara.

[Saara]
You can try,

but you won't succeed.

It's over, evil seester.

Give me the Ozraptor bone.

There's nowhere left to go.

Nowhere but up.

[Dana]
Saara!

Now you'll never
annoy me again. [laughs]

- Sa--
-[Saara] Uh.

[sighs]

Uh-uh.

[sighs] Am I really
that annoying?

Yes.

Sometimes.

Don't you think
I'm annoying sometimes?

Only when you don't let me
take your stuff.

Exactly.

Sorry, seester.

You're still not
going to help me?

[sighs]

So, what happened?

Dream you used rocket shoes
to fly away.

So why don't you just
fly up after her?

But the Ozraptor can't fly.

It can only climb and jump.

Climb and jump, huh?

Thanks, seester.

You're welcome, seester.

[Dad]
Aww.

Now go to sleep!

[chuckles]

The Ozraptor can't fly,

but it can climb and jump.

Activate Ozraptor jump mode.

[gasps]

Got it.

You may have gotten
the bone back,

but you'll never get me.

Maybe not.

But now that I have this,

I can call on my backup.

Squawk! Squawk!

[Ozraptor squawks]

[Dana]
Welcome back, Ozraptor.

Now get her!

It takes a thief
to catch a thief.

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Good job, Ozraptor.

Now it's time to get this bone
back where it belongs.

[squawks]

Back where you belong:

in a museum,

where everyone
can learn about you.

[Saara sighs]

[squawks]

What are you going
to do about me?

Talk to you
about dinosaurs...

forever.

- Noooooo!
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[squawking]

[Dana] Next up:

more Dino Dana!

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[Dana]
Dino Dana!

[theme music,
various dinosaurs roaring]

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various dinosaurs roaring]

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various dinosaurs roaring]

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various dinosaurs roaring]

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various dinosaurs roaring]

Dino Dana!

[roar]

[Dana] "Dino Giver."

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Don't move a muscle.

Dana, did you do this?

Dad, do I look like
someone who would do

something like this?

No.

It was a Dromaeosaurus,
the dino I'm dressed as.

He keeps coming back
and sticking pieces of meat

that he scavenged
on this bush.

Fascinating, right?

[sniffs]

And smelly.
Can I move now?

Yes.

Why do you think he's
shiskabobing all this meat?

That's what
I've got to figure out.

Hey, I have an idea.

Do you want to wait with me
until the Dromy comes back?

That's okay nugget.

I should probably get
these groceries inside

before the Drumeaosaurus
tries to scavenge them.

Dromaeosaurus
and smart thinking, Dad.

I'll report back
once I have more evidence.

That's great, honey.

He's back.

[squawks]

Yay, more meat.

[squawks]

Nice job?

[squawks]

I mean squawk, squawk?

[squawks]

I wonder what
he's trying to say to me?

Mom, did Dad tell you
about the incredible thing

that's happening outside.

Uh...

Yes, about the dinosaur
that's putting meat

all over our bushes.

Really?

Why do you think
he's doing that?

I don't know,

but every time he goes to
put a new piece of meat on

he looks over to me like
I'm supposed to do something.

[Dad] Maybe he wants
you to eat it.

Or maybe he doesn't want
you to eat old meat

off a bush.

[Dad]
Yeah, that makes sense.

Maybe he's just
trying to impress you.

With a meat bush?

It reminds me

of the butcher bird.

There's a bird called
the butcher bird?

Yeah. Here he is.

The male butcher bird sticks
food on branches or thorns.

Why?

To impress the female
butcher bird.

But there's no female
Dromaeosaurus around.

Except me.

Is he trying to
impress me with food?

Well, I once tried
to impress you with food.

You did? When?

On our first visit to Dad
and Saara's old apartment.

Hey, Ava.
You look great.

Thanks.

Hi, Dana.

Say hi.

Someone's still
a little bit shy.

Oh.

[smoke detector]

Sounds like
dinner's ready.

Come on.
Just watch your step, okay?

It's loud.

[smoke detector beeps]

Tada.

Daddy,
I'm not eating that.

Are you Dana?

She says no.

Thank you, Saara,
for the support.

I have a better idea.

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Is it good Dana?

I think she likes it.

This worked out.

We should do this again.

Yeah.

Tomorrow?
What are you doing tomorrow?

Uh sure.
Yeah?

You're saying yes
to tomorrow?

Yeah.
Good. Done.

My amazing pizza
ordering skills

impressed everyone
that night.

Yes, they did.

I wonder if
the Dromaeosaurus

will do anything else
to impress me.

I'll be right back
with a full report.

You want to
impress me again

with those amazing
pizza ordering skills?

Are you ready for this?

I am ready.

Hi, I'd like to
place an order...

For delivery.

[chuckles]

[squawking]

Oh no, Compsognathus,
that food's not for you.

It's for me.

[distant squawk]

[growls]

I think you made him mad.

[roars and hisses]

[squawks and roars]

Very impressive.

[growls]

I'm sorry, Dromy.

I know how hard you worked
to get all that food.

[mild squawks]

A rock?

[squawks]

Is it for me?

[squawks]

Um...
Thanks.

I love plain rocks.

[squawks]

This is getting
really fascinating.

Then what did he say?

Be there in 20 minutes.

Hoo, you still got it.

20 minutes to an hour
depending on traffic.

Mom, Dad,
you won't believe

what the Dromaeosaurus
just gave me.

A rock. Whoa.

Why would he do that?

Well, people give rocks
like diamonds

to impress each other.

I remember when your
father gave me a diamond.

Wait, I never
gave you a diamond.

Exactly.

Maybe the Dromaeosaurus knows
it's the thought that counts.

I don't think
dinos are that smart.

Oh, I think they are.

In fact, this whole
conversation reminds me

of when I gave you
my first gift, Dana.

It didn't go over
so well either.

Roar.

Oh no, run.

The T-Rex is coming.

Hey girls, Dana.

Amam has something
he'd like to give you.

Dana, since you and Saara
are getting along so well

I made you a back pack
just like hers.

What do you say?

Thank you.

You're welcome.

She likes it.

He tried so hard
to impress me.

I did.

I meant the Dromy.

I better go
say thank you.

Do you remember
the last time

you tried to impress
me with a gift?

Neither do I.

Squawk!
Hey, Dromaeosaurus.

I just want to say
thank you for the rock.

[squawks]

You brought me
another rock?

This one's
really pretty.

Thank you, Dromy.

[squawks]

[distant growls]

Whoa, another
Dromaeosaurus.

And it's bigger than you.

So, she must
be a female.

Hey, that was mine.

[both squawking]

Wait, are you
giving her my rock?

[both squawking]

[both squawking]

What just happened?

What about those
binders I got you?

Those were for school,
but nice try.

You will not
believe this.

The Dromaeosaurus
gave my a shiny rock

but then another girl
Dromaeosaurus came along

so he took my rock back
and gave it to her.

Ooh, drama.

Why would he do that?

Sounds like
he found a dinosaur

who was a little
easier to impress.

It took me a while
to impress you too, Dana.

Roar,
you better run.

Hey, girls.

Uh Dana, Aman has
made some changes

to your back pack.

Tada.

It's a T-Rex back pack.

But Dana's
a Triceratops today.

Thank you for pointing
that out, Sweetie

but I thought
of that.

Check this out.

Can you help me
transform him, Dana?

Here, just push
that guy in.

Go for it.
Yeah, yeah. This one.

That's it.
Pull that one out.

Now, I need you
to roll this one out.

[Mom]
Roll it out, Dana.

[Dad] You got it.
Yeah, yeah.

Last step.

Oh!

You like it Dana?

I love it.

I think she's impressed.

We both are.

[growls]

My backpack
still impresses me, Dad.

Thanks, nugget.

[doorbell]

Pizza's here.

You got us pizza?

Thanks, Dad.

Yes!

Works every time.

[laughs]

[both squawking]

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