Diagnosis Murder (1993–2001): Season 7, Episode 15 - Jake's Women - full transcript

Woman:
YOU WERE WONDERFUL, JAKE.

YOU'RE SO MUCH MORE RELAXED
ON THE WEEKENDS.

SOMETHING ABOUT
BEING IN MY OWN BED

AFTER TRAVELING ALL WEEK
THAT GETS ME KIND OF YOU
KNOW...

I'M JUST SURPRISED

THAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE
YOUR VICTORY STRUT YET.

I DON'T STRUT.

OH... OH, YOU DO.

YOU DON'T LIKE TO ADMIT IT,
BUT YOU DO.

I HAVE SEEN YOU.

YOU'VE SEEN ME?



IT'S KIND OF HARD TO MISS.

IT'S SORT OF LIKE
A CROSS BETWEEN...

A ROOSTER...

AND...

A VERY OLD...

MICK JAGGER.

YEAH, BABY!

JESSE...

WHY HE'S HERE?

MR. CALDWELL.
HIS WIFE WAS JUST SHOT.

WHAT?! IS SHE ALL RIGHT?
SHE'S IN RECOVERY.

WITH THE TWO OF THEM
THIS WEEK.

OH, THERE'S A TYPO, JESSE.

WELL, IT'S A MISTAKE...
GOT TO BE.



MARK!

JAKE, DO YOU MIND TELLING ME
WHO THIS WOMAN IS?

WELL, SHE'S, UH...

IT'S A HELL OF A WAY
TO SHOW IT.

BUT, UH... GLORIA AND I

HAVE BEEN MARRIED
FOR THREE YEARS.

WE LIVE IN
MANHATTAN BEACH.

THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

CAROLYN AND I STILL
LIVE IN ENCINO.

ARE YOU TELLING ME
YOU'RE A BIGAMIST?

I HATE THAT WORD.

IT HAS SUCH A NEGATIVE MEANING.

THERE WAS A MURDER ATTEMPT
ON THAT WOMAN IN THERE TONIGHT.

NOW, ONE OF THE PEOPLE

LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS
A BIT UNORTHODOX, BUT...

I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT
IF YOU'D KEEP THIS TO YOURSELF.

JAKE, IF YOU LOVE CAROLYN

YOU'LL TELL HER EVERYTHING
AND SOON.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'D CHEAT ON CAROLYN.

I TAKE THIS
VERY PERSONALLY, JAKE.

I'M THE ONE WHO INTRODUCED
YOU TWO TEN YEARS AGO.

LOOK, I LOVE CAROLYN...

IT'S A HELL OF A WAY
TO SHOW IT.

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

I HATE YOU!

I HATE YOU!

HEY!

THAT'S ENOUGH... SOMEONE'S
GOING TO GET HURT.

I KNOW! I WANT
IT TO BE HIM!

CAROLYN AND I STILL
LIVE IN ENCINO.

WE'RE VERY HAPPY.

ARE YOU TELLING ME
YOU'RE A BIGAMIST?

RUN.

IT HAS SUCH A NEGATIVE MEANING.

THERE'S A REASON FOR THAT, JAKE;
IT'S BECAUSE IT'S WRONG.

LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS
A BIT UNORTHODOX, BUT...

LOGISTICALLY ALONE,
WE'RE TALKING

ABOUT PLANNING
AHEAD, COMMUTING

NOT TO MENTION THE LIES.

HIS FIRST WIFE MUST HAVE
BEEN INCREDIBLY DENSE.

I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT
IF YOU'D KEEP THIS TO YOURSELF.

I CAN'T DO THAT
EVEN IF I WANTED TO.

THERE WAS A MURDER ATTEMPT
ON THAT WOMAN IN THERE TONIGHT.

HIS FIRST WIFE MUST HAVE
BEEN INCREDIBLY DENSE.

ACTUALLY, BOTH WOMEN
WERE QUITE BRIGHT.

AND NEITHER ONE OF THEM
KNEW WHAT HE WAS UP TO...

HOW MAY I DIRECT YOUR CALL?

LIEUTENANT SLOAN?

UH, NO, I'M AFRAID
HE'S NOT IN RIGHT NOW.

HONEY, HONEY, HONEY,
DON'T ACT LIKE THIS!

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

MORNING, STEVE.
IF YOU'RE LOOKING

FOR MRS. CALDWELL,
SHE'S ALREADY BEEN RELEASED.

Woman:
CALDWELL CANDLES.

WE BRIGHTEN UP YOUR LIFE.

HOW MAY I DIRECT YOUR CALL?

I KNOW! I WANT
IT TO BE HIM!

THAT'S RIGHT!

YOU RUN!

COWARD!

UH... WHERE'D YOU PUT THE ORDER
FOR THE...

MILLENNIUM MUSK CANDLES?

OH, WELL, IT SHOULD BE
ON YOUR DESK.

HOW COULD THIS GUY PULL
SOMETHING LIKE THIS OFF?

LOGISTICALLY ALONE,
WE'RE TALKING

WHAT HAPPENED?

WHO THE HELL IS CAROLYN?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OUT OF THE HOSPITAL?

WHAT'S WRONG?

JUST A LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING.

UH... WHERE'D YOU PUT THE ORDER
FOR THE...

AND NEITHER ONE OF THEM
KNEW WHAT HE WAS UP TO...

UNLESS JAKE WAS WRONG.

LET'S SAY HIS FIRST
WIFE DID KNOW

ABOUT THE OTHER
WOMAN... OR WIFE.

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT AT FIRST,
BUT I DON'T KNOW...

THE WAY SHE WAS CARRYING ON.

THE WAY YOU DESCRIBE IT

SHE SOUNDS LIKE ONE
HELL OF AN ACTRESS.

AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE WAS...
A GOOD ACTRESS.

SHE DID COMMERCIALS.

MORNING, STEVE.
IF YOU'RE LOOKING

OH, WELL, IT SHOULD BE
ON YOUR DESK.

OH, MY GOD, GLORIA

WHAT HAPPENED?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OUT OF THE HOSPITAL?

ANSWER ME.

HONEY

WE'LL DISCUSS THIS LATER.

ANSWER ME!

UH, NO, I'M AFRAID
HE'S NOT IN RIGHT NOW.

CAN I HAVE HIM RETURN YOUR CALL?

UH-HUH.

FINE.

BYE-BYE.

JAKE, WHY DO THE POLICE
WANT TO TALK WITH YOU?

WHAT'S WRONG?

OH, MAN...

I AM SO SORRY.

I'VE GOT THIS BLIND SPOT
IN MY REARVIEW MIRROR.

OH, NO.

UH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT A THING.

I AM FULLY INSURED.

I-I-I'M NOT WORRIED.

THESE THINGS HAPPEN.

ANSWER ME!

IT'S A VERY LONG...

AND COMPLICATED STORY.

YOU ARE A PERVERTED...

HUMAN BEING!

REALLY, IT'S OKAY.

I SAID LICENSES, PLEASE.

YOU'RE A COP?

I AM OFF DUTY.

I SEE HOW THIS WORKS...
NOT ONLY IS HE A MAN

BUT HE'S ALSO A COP
WHICH NATURALLY IMPLIES

THAT I'M THE CAUSE
OF THIS ACCIDENT...

SO, LIEUTENANT, HOW DID
THIS WOMAN RUN IN TO YOU?

LIEUTENANT?

YOU'RE A COP?

THAT I'M THE CAUSE
OF THIS ACCIDENT...

SOME RECKLESS WOMAN...
IS THAT IT?

OFFICER, IT WAS COMPLETELY
MY FAULT.

THANKS. UH...

I APOLOGIZE
FOR ALL THAT.

APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

I'VE GOT THIS BLIND SPOT
IN MY REARVIEW MIRROR.

ARE YOU OKAY?

JUST A... A...
LITTLE SHAKEN.

OH, GOOD.

UH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT A THING.

I MEAN, IF...
THAT IS, IF YOU'RE HUNGRY.

I'M STARVED.

I'LL FILE THE REPORT.

NO PROBLEM, LIEUTENANT.

SORRY, MA'AM.

THANKS. UH...

THANKS ANYWAY.

WELL, I STILL NEED
TO FILE A REPORT.

CAN I SEE YOUR LICENSES
AND REGISTRATIONS?

REALLY, IT'S OKAY.

APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

I'M MAEVE MICHAELS.

STEVE SLOAN.

OH, GEE, WE'RE ALLITERATIVE.

LOOKS LIKE I PUNCTURED
YOUR RADIATOR.

I BETTER CALL YOU
A TOW TRUCK.

THANKS.

PRETTY SQUEAMISH FOR A COP.

I CAN TAKE SHOOTINGS,
KNIFINGS, BLUDGEONINGS,
THAT KIND OF THING

BUT THE THOUGHT OF AN
EYEBALL GETTING SLICED...

ANYWAY,
MY FATHER'S PERFORMED

OFFICER, IT WAS COMPLETELY
MY FAULT.

I BACKED
RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER.

I'D LIKE TO TAKE IT FROM HERE IF
YOU DON'T MIND.

I'LL FILE THE REPORT.

WOULD YOU MIND
CALLING THE RESTAURANT

AND MAKING RESERVATIONS FOR TWO?

I MEAN, IF...
THAT IS, IF YOU'RE HUNGRY.

NO PROBLEM.

GREAT.

AND, UM, AFTER YOU CALL
THE TOW TRUCK

WOULD YOU MIND
CALLING THE RESTAURANT

BUT THE THOUGHT OF AN
EYEBALL GETTING SLICED...

HE DID MY EYES LAST YEAR.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

HE HAS ONE OF THOSE
HIGH-TECH LASER MACHINES

YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT SLICE
ACROSS THE CORNEA.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

THANKS.

HEY LISTEN, I WAS
WONDERING IF YOU COULD GIVE ME A
LIFT.

I WAS PLANNING ON HAVING LUNCH
AT THE CUERVO CAFE.

NO PROBLEM.

WHAT?

YOUR FATHER DOES
BEAUTIFUL WORK.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO
TELL ME HOW IT'S DONE.

I SAW A DOCUMENTARY ON IT.

IT WAS SCARIER THAN
THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT.

PRETTY SQUEAMISH FOR A COP.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WHAT?

NICE RUNNING INTO YOU.

ANYWAY,
MY FATHER'S PERFORMED

OVER 1,500 EYE-CORRECTION
PROCEDURES.

HE'S AN INCREDIBLE
OPHTHALMOLOGIST.

HE HAS ONE OF THOSE
HIGH-TECH LASER MACHINES

WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME IN
FOR SOME COFFEE OR WINE?

I'D LOVE TO...

BUT, UH, I DO HAVE
TO GET UP PRETTY EARLY.

I COULD SET THE ALARM CLOCK.

Steve:
WELL, UH...

NICE RUNNING INTO YOU.

LOOKS LIKE THEY LEFT
SOME PAINT SCRAPINGS.

YOU WANT TO COLLECT SAMPLES
AND GET THEM TO THE LAB?

ALREADY DONE.

HEY.

HEY.

ANYTHING?

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
SOMEBODY WAS IN A HURRY
TO GET OUT OF HERE

THE SAME SHIRT AND JEANS
YESTERDAY.

WELL, ISN'T IT POSSIBLE THAT I
HAVE MORE THAN ONE BLACK SHIRT

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
SOMEBODY WAS IN A HURRY
TO GET OUT OF HERE

NEARLY RIPPED THE
BUMPER RIGHT OFF.

LOOKS LIKE THEY LEFT
SOME PAINT SCRAPINGS.

I'M VERY SORRY

TO HAVE TO BE THE ONE
TO TELL YOU, MISS TASHMAN.

WELL, ISN'T IT POSSIBLE THAT I
HAVE MORE THAN ONE BLACK SHIRT

AND MORE THAN ONE PAIR OF JEANS?

YEAH, I DIDN'T MEAN TO...

YOU KNOW,
IT JUST SO HAPPENS

THAT I HAVE DOZENS OF OUTFITS
JUST LIKE THIS ONE.

DIDN'T THEY TEACH YOU THAT
IN DETECTIVE 101?

SORRY. WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

HE DIDN'T KNOW I KNEW

BUT HE CLAIMED CAROLYN
WAS HIS EX-WIFE

SHE JUST WANTED
TO KEEP HER MARRIED NAME.

SO I WENT ALONG WITH IT.

THAT I HAVE DOZENS OF OUTFITS
JUST LIKE THIS ONE.

YOU SHOULD NEVER
JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.

DIDN'T THEY TEACH YOU THAT
IN DETECTIVE 101?

AND JAKE SEEMED
TO LOVE EVERYONE.

DID YOU KNOW
ABOUT HIS TWO WIVES?

OH, OF COURSE, I DID.

HE DIDN'T KNOW I KNEW

ALREADY DONE.

SOMETHING WRONG?

JUST NOTICING THAT YOU WORE

THE SAME SHIRT AND JEANS
YESTERDAY.

AND IF THEY DID,
IT CERTAINLY WASN'T FROM ME.

I KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT.

YOU SEEM TO BE
A VERY LOYAL EMPLOYEE.

Steve:
JAKE'S SECRETARY SAID
YOU WERE VERY ANGRY AND UPSET

WHEN YOU CAME
BY HIS OFFICE YESTERDAY.

TO HAVE TO BE THE ONE
TO TELL YOU, MISS TASHMAN.

I JUST CAN'T
BELIEVE IT.

I MEAN, WHO WOULD DO
SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

DID JAKE COME IN
TO WORK YESTERDAY?

YES, HE DID...

NOT FOR THE WHOLE DAY, BUT...

OH, GOSH, I DON'T WANT
TO GET ANYONE IN TROUBLE.

WONDER WHO SHE WAS.

HE TREATED ME LIKE A FRIEND.

WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
FOR YOUR TIME, MISS TASHMAN.

AND AGAIN,
I'M VERY SORRY.

SO I WENT ALONG WITH IT.

I MEAN, I FIGURED
HE KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING.

YOU THINK THE WOMEN
KNEW ABOUT EACH OTHER?

I MEAN, WHO WOULD DO
SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

EVERYONE LOVED JAKE.

AND JAKE SEEMED
TO LOVE EVERYONE.

I'D JUST FOUND OUT
ABOUT CAROLYN.

OH, I DETESTED HIM.

ALSO, UH,
I WAS IN A LOT OF PAIN.

I READ IN A POLICE REPORT

THAT YOU WERE WEARING A JACKET
WHEN YOU WERE SHOT.

THERE WAS A BULLET HOLE
IN THE RIGHT SLEEVE.

YES, YES, THAT'S CORRECT.

YOU SEEM TO BE
A VERY LOYAL EMPLOYEE.

JAKE DIDN'T TREAT ME
LIKE AN EMPLOYEE.

HE TREATED ME LIKE A FRIEND.

YOU THINK THE WOMEN
KNEW ABOUT EACH OTHER?

OH, I DON'T
THINK SO.

AND IF THEY DID,
IT CERTAINLY WASN'T FROM ME.

I WAS DOING
AN IMPRESSION OF JAKE.

AN IMPRESSION?

YES. UH, YES.

OH, GOSH, I DON'T WANT
TO GET ANYONE IN TROUBLE.

BUT... WELL...

Steve:
JAKE'S SECRETARY SAID
YOU WERE VERY ANGRY AND UPSET

YES. UH, YES.

YOU SEE, QUITE OFTEN
AFTER WE... MADE LOVE

JAKE WOULD GET UP
AND HE WOULD GO TO THE BATHROOM

AND AGAIN,
I'M VERY SORRY.

THANK YOU.

ONE MORE THING...

DID JAKE COME IN
TO WORK YESTERDAY?

I GOT UP AND I PUT ON
HIS JACKET AND HIS CAP

AND, I, UH,
I IMITATED HIM.

ALSO, UH,
I WAS IN A LOT OF PAIN.

WHICH BRINGS ME
AROUND TO ANOTHER QUESTION

I WAS MEANING TO ASK.

I READ IN A POLICE REPORT

JAKE WOULD GET UP
AND HE WOULD GO TO THE BATHROOM

AND HE WOULD
ALWAYS DO

THIS REALLY
SILLY, CUTE

MACHO STRUT.

WHEN YOU CAME
BY HIS OFFICE YESTERDAY.

YES, YES

OF COURSE I WAS.

WHO WOULDN'T BE?

I'D JUST FOUND OUT
ABOUT CAROLYN.

MACHO STRUT.

AND HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
HE WAS DOING IT.

ANYWAY... TO SHOW HIM

HOW RIDICULOUS
HE LOOKED

I GOT UP AND I PUT ON
HIS JACKET AND HIS CAP

AND HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
HE WAS DOING IT.

IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY, ACTUALLY.

ANYWAY... TO SHOW HIM

YES, YES, THAT'S CORRECT.

WELL, YOU WERE SHOT
AROUND MIDNIGHT.

IT WAS A WARM NIGHT.

WHY WERE YOU WEARING A JACKET?

I WAS DOING
AN IMPRESSION OF JAKE.

AND, I, UH,
I IMITATED HIM.

AND THEN, UH...

THAT'S WHEN I FELT
THE BURNING PAIN IN MY ARM.

UH-HUH.

THE BULLET, UH, CAME

ALL THE WAY THROUGH
THIS CLOSED BLIND

BEFORE IT HIT YOU.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE
THE SHOOTER

WASN'T AFTER YOU,
MRS. CALDWELL.

MAYBE THE TARGET
WAS JAKE.

OF A MAN WEARING A HAT AND COAT
AND FIRED.

YOU MUST HAVE DONE A PRETTY
ACCURATE IMPRESSION OF JAKE.

MAYBE THERE WERE TWO PEOPLE
OUT TO KILL JAKE.

A-AND YOU THINK
THAT I'M ONE OF THEM?

YOU MUST HAVE DONE A PRETTY
ACCURATE IMPRESSION OF JAKE.

OH, MY GOD.

OH, MY GOD.

HE MUST HAVE REALIZED
THAT HE MISSED

AND THEN COME BACK TWO DAYS
LATER AND KILLED JAKE.

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.

NOW!

DON'T COME BACK.

THAT'S WHEN I FELT
THE BURNING PAIN IN MY ARM.

AND THEN THAT'S THE LAST THING
THAT I REMEMBER.

UH-HUH.

A-AND YOU THINK
THAT I'M ONE OF THEM?

Y-YOU GET OUT.

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.

DON'T COME BACK.

MAYBE THE TARGET
WAS JAKE.

WHOEVER SHOT
YOU WAS LOOKING
THROUGH THE WINDOW

AND SAW
THE SILHOUETTE

OF A MAN WEARING A HAT AND COAT
AND FIRED.

I'D BE UPSET, TOO, ANDI'D
KICK YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE.

I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST GOT THIS
FEELING ABOUT HER.

EVEN IF SHE DID KILL JAKE,
WE STILL DON'T KNOW

DON'T COME BACK.

I'D LIKE TO RULE
GLORIA CALDWELL
OUT, BUT I CAN'T.

SHE'S GOT A PRETTY
HOT TEMPER.

EVEN IF SHE DID KILL JAKE,
WE STILL DON'T KNOW

WHO SHOT HER FIRST.

DIDN'T YOU WEAR
THAT SHIRT YESTERDAY?

I HAPPEN TO LIKE
THIS SHIRT.

AND THEN COME BACK TWO DAYS
LATER AND KILLED JAKE.

THERE'S ANOTHER POSSIBILITY.

MAYBE THERE WERE TWO PEOPLE
OUT TO KILL JAKE.

Steve:
ME, TOO.

I HAD A GREAT TIME YESTERDAY,
EVEN BETTER TIME LAST NIGHT.

OKAY, WELL, UH...

NO, TOMORROW WOULD BE FINE.

NO, THAT'S GREAT.

IS TONIGHT TOO SOON
FOR A SECOND DATE?

I SEE, YOU'RE BUSY, HUH?

OKAY, WELL, UH...

NO, THAT'S GREAT.

I'LL, UH, SEE YOU
AROUND 5:00.

CAN'T WAIT.

SHE'S GOT A PRETTY
HOT TEMPER.

SHE WENT
BALLISTIC ON ME.

WELL, CAN YOU BLAME HER?
I MEAN THE WOMAN WAS SHOT.

THEN SHE FINDS OUT
HER HUSBAND'S A BIGAMIST.

I HAPPEN TO LIKE
THIS SHIRT.

HMM.

THEN SHE FINDS OUT
HER HUSBAND'S A BIGAMIST.

THEN HE'S KILLED

AND YOU IMPLY THAT SHE
MIGHT BE RESPONSIBLE.

I'D BE UPSET, TOO, ANDI'D
KICK YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE.

IT'S WRITTEN ALL
OVER YOUR FACE.

I SHOULD KNOW.
I'M THE KING
OF SMITTEN.

OH.

YOU GOING TO BRING HER
AROUND HERE?

CAN'T WAIT.

LET ME GUESS.

LITTLE MISS
FENDER-BENDER.

HMM. MAEVE.

THAT'S A PERFECT NAME FOR HER.

SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAEVE.

YOU'RE SMITTEN.

I AM NOT.

WE JUST HAPPENED
TO HIT IT OFF, THAT'S ALL.

NO, NO, NO.
YOU'RE SMITTEN.

IT'S WRITTEN ALL
OVER YOUR FACE.

I HAD A GREAT TIME YESTERDAY,
EVEN BETTER TIME LAST NIGHT.

LISTEN, I WAS WONDERING, UH...

IS TONIGHT TOO SOON
FOR A SECOND DATE?

HEY.

HEY.

FIND ANYTHING?

MM-HMM.

DO YOU REALLY LIKE
THOSE MOVIES?

OH, SURE. DOESN'T EVERYBODY
LOVE ROMANTIC COMEDIES.

FINE. OKAY.

I GUESS I'LL PUT BACK
DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE.

Maeve:
OH, GREAT.

DIE HARD IN SEATTLE.

COME HERE.

YOU ARE SUCH A CUTIE.

HMM. MAEVE.

ISN'T THAT
A GREAT NAME, MAEVE?

NEVER KNEW A MAEVE BEFORE.

THAT'S A PERFECT NAME FOR HER.

MM-HMM.

WHEN HARRY MET SALLY
AND SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

DO YOU REALLY LIKE
THOSE MOVIES?

YOU ARE SUCH A CUTIE.

ABOUT AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE
ROMANTIC COMEDIES.

OH, WHICH MEANS YOU HATE THEM.

WITH A PASSION.

WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT...
WE'LL WATCH TWO.

YOU GOING TO BRING HER
AROUND HERE?

AH, SHE'S NOT REALLY
A BARBECUE

KIND OF WOMAN.

THANKS AGAIN, MARK.

YOU'VE BEEN A GOOD FRIEND.

I GUESS I'LL PUT BACK
DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE.

WHOA. WHOA. YOU, UH...
YOU LIKE ACTION FILMS?

ABOUT AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE
ROMANTIC COMEDIES.

YOU'VE HAD A VERY
ROUGH COUPLE OF DAYS.

I FEEL SUCH A SENSE OF LOSS.

AND NO ONE SEEMED TO KNOW
WHO HE WAS.

I WISH I COULD HELP.

WE DON'T KNOW ANYONE
THAT LIVES IN SANTA MONICA.

JAKE WAS KILLED
JUST AFTER SUNRISE, 6:32.

I KNOW.

I HAVEN'T BEEN TO MANY FUNERALS.

UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE
EXPERIENCE IN THIS AREA.

WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT...
WE'LL WATCH TWO.

ONE, UH, CHICK FLICK
AND ONE ACTION FILM.

Maeve:
OH, GREAT.

AT THAT... OTHER WOMAN...

AT MYSELF FOR BEING SO BLIND.

APARTMENT COMPLEX.

I MEAN, THE
POLICE QUESTIONED
ALL THE TENANTS

AND NO ONE SEEMED TO KNOW
WHO HE WAS.

I FEEL SUCH A SENSE OF LOSS.

AND THEN I GET SO DAMN ANGRY!

AT JAKE...

AT THAT... OTHER WOMAN...

THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE

AN EASY DAY,
CAROLYN.

I KNOW.

YOU KNOW WHAT STILL BOTHERS ME
ABOUT JAKE'S MURDER?

I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY
HE WAS COMING OUT OF THAT

APARTMENT COMPLEX.

IF I HAVE AN ALIBI?

NO, NO, NOT REALLY.

IT'S JUST IF THE POLICE ASK
YOU ABOUT YOUR WHEREABOUTS.

YOU ARE ASKING ME
IF I HAVE AN ALIBI!

YOU'VE BEEN A GOOD FRIEND.

I'M JUST WORRIED
ABOUT YOU.

YOU'VE HAD A VERY
ROUGH COUPLE OF DAYS.

JAKE WAS KILLED
JUST AFTER SUNRISE, 6:32.

SUPPOSE YOU WERE STILL
SOUND ASLEEP THEN

HUH?

OF COURSE I WAS.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO SAY, MARK?

AND HIS SIBLINGS, JOHN AND ERIN

JAKE LEAVES BEHIND
A BEAUTIFUL...

AT MYSELF FOR BEING SO BLIND.

LOOK THE PERSON
YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF

RIGHT NOW IS YOU.

YOU KNOW WHAT STILL BOTHERS ME
ABOUT JAKE'S MURDER?

YOU ARE ASKING ME
IF I HAVE AN ALIBI!

GOD!

GET OUT.

GET OUT OF THIS CAR.

IT'S MY CAR.

THEN... THEN...

THEN YOU CAN JUST SIT
BY YOURSELF AT THE FUNERAL.

OKAY.

AND EVERY YEAR,
JAKE WOULD DONATE

BOXES OF HIS FRAGRANT CANDLES

TO VARIOUS SYNAGOGUES
AND CHURCHES

OURS INCLUDED.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO SAY, MARK?

ARE YOU ASKING ME

IF I HAVE AN ALIBI?

WELL, ACTUALLY, UH...

PLEASE TURN TO PAGE 62
IN YOUR HYMNALS.

BESIDES HIS LOVING PARENTS

WILLIAM AND TERI

AND HIS SIBLINGS, JOHN AND ERIN

THEN YOU CAN JUST SIT
BY YOURSELF AT THE FUNERAL.

OKAY.

OURS INCLUDED.

I ESPECIALLY ENJOYED RECEIVING
THE ONES IN DECEMBER...

A VERY BERRY CHRISTMAS.

PLEASE TURN TO PAGE 62
IN YOUR HYMNALS.

A VERY BERRY CHRISTMAS.

BESIDES HIS LOVING PARENTS

WELL, ACTUALLY, UH...

HOW DID YOU FIND OUT
WHERE I LIVE?

MY FATHER, DR. MARK SLOAN

TRIED TO TALK TO YOU
AT THE FUNERAL CHAPEL.

WHEN YOU TOOK OFF

HE JOTTED DOWN YOUR LICENSE
NUMBER AND CALLED ME.

HE WAS CHASING ME.

SARA PRINCE?

YES.

MISS?

MISS, COULD I
SPEAK TO YOU
FOR A MOMENT?

HE WAS CHASING ME.

I WAS FRIGHTENED.

HE DIDN'T MEAN
TO SCARE YOU, BUT HE SAID

HE COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE
HOW DISTRAUGHT YOU WERE

AT THE FUNERAL.

YES, HE WAS HERE.

YET WHEN POLICE
QUESTIONED

EVERYONE IN THE COMPLEX,
INCLUDING YOU, YOU SAID YOU HAD

NO IDEA WHO HE WAS.

AT THE FUNERAL.

OF COURSE I WAS UPSET.

JAKE WAS A...

HE WAS DEAR, DEAR PERSON.

I WAS AFRAID.

AFRAID OF WHAT?

CAUSING MORE TROUBLE.

WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE?

JAKE WAS MY LOVER.

YES.

I'M LIEUTENANT STEVE SLOAN,
LAPD.

I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

HOW DID YOU FIND OUT
WHERE I LIVE?

JAKE WAS MY LOVER.

Mark:
YOU'RE TELLING ME

HE HAD A MISTRESS, TOO?

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

NO IDEA WHO HE WAS.

I'M SORRY I LIED.

I WAS AFRAID.

SO THIS MAN WAS JUGGLING
TWO WIVES AND A MISTRESS?

AT LAST COUNT.

WELL, ONE GOOD THING
ABOUT GETTING WHACKED:

AT LEAST HE'LL GET SOME REST.

HE WAS DEAR, DEAR PERSON.

HE WAS HERE TO SEE YOU
THE MORNING HE WAS KILLED

WASN'T HE?

YES, HE WAS HERE.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

HEY, STEVE.

THIS JUST ARRIVED.

BALLISTICS REPORT
FROM THE CALDWELL CASE.

YOU BETTER
TAKE A PEEK.

OH, GREAT.

I SUGGEST YOU START LOOKING
THROUGH SOME OTHER CATALOGS.

WOMEN DON'T APPRECIATE
DEAD COWS

UNLESS THEY'RE IN THE FORM
OF SHOES OR PURSES.

YEAH. Y-YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

AT LEAST HE'LL GET SOME REST.

OH, UH, YOU
GOT A MINUTE?

SURE.

HEY, STEVE.

SURE.

WHAT'S UP?

WELL, LET'S ASSUME
THAT YOU WERE A WOMAN.

WOULDN'T YOU
LOVE TO RECEIVE

SIX KANSAS CITY, GRADE "A,"
TOP SIRLOIN STEAKS

WELL, LET'S ASSUME
THAT YOU WERE A WOMAN.

I DON'T KNOW
WHY WE WOULD ASSUME THAT

BUT, UH, GO AHEAD.

WOULDN'T YOU
LOVE TO RECEIVE

SIX KANSAS CITY, GRADE "A,"
TOP SIRLOIN STEAKS

FOR YOUR ANNIVERSARY?

CAPTAIN, ARE YOU THINKING
ABOUT GIVING YOUR WIFE
MEAT

OH, GREAT.

TOOK THEM LONG ENOUGH.

SO THIS MAN WAS JUGGLING
TWO WIVES AND A MISTRESS?

BUT HIS WIFE WAS SHOT
WITH A .22.

YOU STILL THINK
YOUR HUNCH WAS CORRECT?

WELL, IT'S SURE STARTING
TO LOOK THAT WAY.

I THINK WE BETTER START LOOKING
FOR TWO DIFFERENT SHOOTERS.

YOU KNOW, IT SAYS HERE
THAT JAKE WAS KILLED

WITH A NINE-MILLIMETER

BUT HIS WIFE WAS SHOT
WITH A .22.

CAPTAIN, IF YOU WANT
TO STAY MARRIED

I SUGGEST YOU START LOOKING
THROUGH SOME OTHER CATALOGS.

LOOK AT THIS PICTURE.

SO PLUMP...

SO JUICY...
AND THE MARBLING IS PERFECT.

CAPTAIN, IF YOU WANT
TO STAY MARRIED

I THANK YOU ALL
FOR COMING.

BEFORE WE START,
I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW

WHAT SHE'S DOING HERE.

I THINK WE BETTER START LOOKING
FOR TWO DIFFERENT SHOOTERS.

HEY!

CAPTAIN, ARE YOU THINKING
ABOUT GIVING YOUR WIFE
MEAT

FOR HER ANNIVERSARY?

LOOK AT THIS PICTURE.

I THANK YOU ALL
FOR COMING.

PLEASE, CONTINUE.

ACTUALLY, I ASKED MISS PRINCE
TO ATTEND A FEW MONTHS AGO.

SHE WAS ADDED

TO THE CODICIL
OF THE WILL.

WHAT SHE'S DOING HERE.

Carolyn:
SO WOULD I.

SHE WASN'T MARRIED TO JAKE.

WELL, IF IT MAKES EITHER OF YOU
FEEL ANY BETTER

YEAH. Y-YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

WHAT THE HECK WAS I THINKING?

YOU KNOW, IT SAYS HERE
THAT JAKE WAS KILLED

TRUE, I AM NOT WELL OFF

BUT I NEVER GAVE A DAMN
ABOUT JAKE'S MONEY.

THAT'S NOT WHAT
OUR RELATIONSHIP

TO THE CODICIL
OF THE WILL.

UH, JAKE PUT SARA
IN THE WILL?

GOLD DIGGER.

TRUE, I AM NOT WELL OFF

SO WE COULD BE
TOTALLY OPEN AND HONEST

WITH ONE ANOTHER.

AND I KNEW ALL ABOUT

JAKE'S TWO WIVES.

HEY!

A DIGITAL SCALE.

CAPTAIN...

WORST THAN BEEF.

SORRY I'M LATE.

GOT STUCK
IN TRAFFIC.

I'M SORRY.

PLEASE, CONTINUE.

KEEPING EVERYTHING STRAIGHT

BUT HE DID HIS BEST.

FOR A BIGAMIST,
HE WAS A VERY DECENT MAN.

I THOUGHT I HAD
A WONDERFUL MARRIAGE, BUT...

I GUESS THAT WAS
JUST A BIG JOKE.

I WASTED THREE YEARS
WITH THAT MAN.

WELL, IF IT MAKES EITHER OF YOU
FEEL ANY BETTER

I DIDN'T WANT TO COME.

SORRY I'M LATE.

JAKE'S TWO WIVES.

SOMETIMES IT WAS
VERY DIFFICULT FOR HIM

KEEPING EVERYTHING STRAIGHT

I TALKED TO JAKE
JUST BEFORE HE DIED

AND HE WAS TELLING ME
HOW MUCH HE LOVED
BOTH OF YOU

AND I BELIEVED HIM.

Sara:
DR. SLOAN'S RIGHT.

JAKE HAPPENED TO BE
AN INCURABLE ROMANTIC.

HE NEVER WANTED TO HURT

MR. CALDWELL WAS CASH POOR.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,
BOTH HOUSES MAY HAVE TO BE SOLD

THAT'S NOT WHAT
OUR RELATIONSHIP

WAS ABOUT.

WE TALKED.

WE WEREN'T MARRIED

SO WE COULD BE
TOTALLY OPEN AND HONEST

AS A MATTER OF FACT,
BOTH HOUSES MAY HAVE TO BE SOLD

IN ORDER TO COVER
HIS OUTSTANDING DEBTS.

WHAT?!

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.

I WASTED THREE YEARS
WITH THAT MAN.

Mark:
YOU KNOW

I TALKED TO JAKE
JUST BEFORE HE DIED

CAROLYN, DID JAKE EVER LET ON
HE WAS IN FINANCIAL TROUBLE?

NOT REALLY.

UM... THERE WAS A TIME WHEN, UH,
THINGS WERE A LITTLE TIGHT

FOR A BIGAMIST,
HE WAS A VERY DECENT MAN.

THIS BREAKS MY HEART.

I THOUGHT I HAD
A WONDERFUL MARRIAGE, BUT...

CONSIDERING HE WAS BANKRUPT.

YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

HE HAD TWO
BEAUTIFUL HOMES

SOME OF HIS CLIENTS WERE OVERDUE
WITH THEIR PAYMENTS

AND ASKED TO BORROW $15,000.

WELL, THAT'S ALL I HAD
IN MY RETIREMENT FUND

BUT I GAVE IT TO HIM.

I DID THE SAME THING.

$300,000.

YOU KNOW, HE TOLD ME

SOME OF HIS CLIENTS WERE OVERDUE
WITH THEIR PAYMENTS

SO I INVESTED, WELL, $250,000
OF MY OWN MONEY IN THE COMPANY.

M-M-ME, TOO.

ME, TOO.

I DID THE SAME THING.

HE NEVER WANTED TO HURT

EITHER OF YOU.

THIS IS ALL
VERY INTERESTING

CONSIDERING HE WAS BANKRUPT.

SARA, YOU SAID THAT JAKE
WAS VERY OPEN WITH YOU.

DID HE EVER LET ON ABOUT THIS?

NEVER.

JAKE RARELY DISCUSSED BUSINESS

HE HAD TWO
BEAUTIFUL HOMES

AND WHAT APPEARED TO BE
A THRIVING BUSINESS.

"APPEARS" IS THE KEY WORK,
LIEUTENANT.

MR. CALDWELL WAS CASH POOR.

I MEAN, JUST-JUST TWO WEEKS AGO,
HE GAVE ME THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

THAT JERK BOUGHT YOU
A DIAMOND BRACELET?!

JAKE RARELY DISCUSSED BUSINESS

BUT I FIND IT
IMPOSSIBLE TO BELIEVE

HE WAS HAVING MONEY PROBLEMS.

I MEAN, JUST-JUST TWO WEEKS AGO,
HE GAVE ME THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.

OH! OH! OH, MY LORD.

CAROLYN, DID JAKE EVER LET ON
HE WAS IN FINANCIAL TROUBLE?

UM... THERE WAS A TIME WHEN, UH,
THINGS WERE A LITTLE TIGHT

SO I INVESTED, WELL, $250,000
OF MY OWN MONEY IN THE COMPANY.

OH, OF COURSE.

I REMEMBER THE SALE QUITE WELL.

IT WAS A VERY SWEET,
LITTLE BRACELET FOR THE PRICE.

I'D SAY $15,000 IS A
VERY SWEET, LITTLE PRICE.

SOMEONE IN HIS OFFICE
TOOK THE CALL.

A WOMAN.

SHE ALSO REMINDED ME

THAT THE BRACELET
WAS TO BE ENGRAVED WITH A NAME.

BUT I GAVE IT TO HIM.

I WAS HAPPY TO HELP.

SARA, YOU SAID THAT JAKE
WAS VERY OPEN WITH YOU.

A SLIGHT PROBLEM
WITH THE TRANSACTION.

WHAT KIND OF PROBLEM?

MR. CALDWELL'S
CHECK WAS RETURNED

FOR INSUFFICIENT FUNDS.

I TELEPHONED HIS
OFFICE IMMEDIATELY

AND WAS TOLD IT WOULD BE TAKEN
CARE OF THAT DAY, AND IT WAS.

DID MR. CALDWELL SEEM SURPRISED
THAT HIS CHECK BOUNCED?

I'D SAY $15,000 IS A
VERY SWEET, LITTLE PRICE.

I COULD SHOW YOU ONE
FOR $230,000

IF YOU'D LIKE TO COMPARE.

AH, I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT.

THAT JERK BOUGHT YOU
A DIAMOND BRACELET?!

DID MR. CALDWELL SEEM SURPRISED
THAT HIS CHECK BOUNCED?

I DIDN'T SPEAK
DIRECTLY TO HIM.

SOMEONE IN HIS OFFICE
TOOK THE CALL.

WELL, THEY ARE NICE.

EXQUISITE.

THESE RANGE FROM $75

TO $200.

OH, MY PLEASURE.

AS LONG AS YOU'RE HERE

IS THERE ANYTHING
I CAN SHOW YOU?

THESE RANGE FROM $75

AH, I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT.

I DO REMEMBER
THAT THERE WAS

A SLIGHT PROBLEM
WITH THE TRANSACTION.

AFTER I QUESTIONED THE
SALESWOMAN AT EPIPHANY JEWELERS

I WENT OVER TO JAKE'S BANK
AND SPOKE WITH THE MANAGER.

Neither.

THE AMOUNT WAS TRANSFERRED
FROM ANOTHER ACCOUNT

AT THE SAME BRANCH.

LET ME GUESS.

HIS SECRETARY, ANITA,
HAS AN ACCOUNT THERE.

I WENT OVER TO JAKE'S BANK
AND SPOKE WITH THE MANAGER.

HE GAVE ME ACCESS
TO JAKE'S ACCOUNT.

A $15,000 DEPOSIT WAS MADE
INTO HIS ACCOUNT

ON THE DAY IN QUESTION.

CASH OR CHECK?

Neither.

THAT THE BRACELET
WAS TO BE ENGRAVED WITH A NAME.

I BELIEVE IT WAS SARA,
WITHOUT THE "H."

SHE EVEN GAVE ME
THE CORRECT SPELLING.

WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
FOR YOUR TIME.

I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

OH, MY PLEASURE.

SHE WAS INVESTING $15,000
IN JAKE'S BUSINESS

WHAT SHE MEANT WAS

SHE WAS COVERING HIS BEHIND
SO HIS CHECK WOULDN'T BOUNCE.

YOU GOT IT.

ALL RIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.

HIS SECRETARY, ANITA,
HAS AN ACCOUNT THERE.

OOH, YOU'RE GOOD.

SHOULD HAVE BEEN A COP.

SO WHEN ANITA SAID

SHE WAS INVESTING $15,000
IN JAKE'S BUSINESS

WELL, WHO KNOWS?

MAYBE SHE WAS
IN LOVE WITH HIM, TOO.

WOW. THE POWER THIS GUY HAD
OVER WOMEN.

I FIND THE WHOLE
THING TAWDRY.

HOW COULD A
MAN BE IN LOVE

WITH SO MANY WOMEN
SIMULTANEOUSLY?

OH, THE BETTER QUESTION
TO ASK IS:

HOW DO YOU FIND THE TIME?

DOESN'T IT SEEM STRANGE
THAT A SECRETARY

WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT
FOR HER BOSS?

HOW DO YOU FIND THE TIME?

THAT'S GOT TO BE
EXHAUSTING.

WHO CARES
ABOUT EXHAUSTING?

DON'T THE THINK
THE BEHAVIOR'S WRONG?

I DON'T THINK THAT IT'S RIGHT

BUT I DO THINK IT IS POSSIBLE
TO LOVE MORE THAN ONE PERSON

AT THE SAME TIME.

I THINK IT'S SICK.

I DON'T, AND I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE DEFENDING HIM.

I'M NOT.

MAYBE I AM, A LITTLE BIT.

WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS,
I AGREE WITH YOU.

I DON'T THINK THAT IT'S RIGHT

YOU GOT IT.

LISTEN, I GOT TO GET
TO MY CLASS.

LET'S TALK ABOUT IT
WHEN WE GET HOME.

ALL RIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.

YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT IT'S
POSSIBLE FOR A MAN TO LOVE

MORE THAN ONE WOMAN
AT THE SAME TIME.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

I MAY BE A LITTLE SQUARE,
BUT I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG

WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT
FOR HER BOSS?

COVER A $15,000 CHECK?

WELL, MAYBE SHE
WAS JUST A VERY
DEVOTED EMPLOYEE.

WELL, WHO KNOWS?

I MAY BE A LITTLE SQUARE,
BUT I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG

WITH GOOD OLD-FASHIONED
MONOGAMY.

YEAH, RIGHT.

I'M SERIOUS.

I THINK IT'S SICK.

I DON'T AGREE,
AND I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE

PASSING JUDGMENT ON HOW
OTHER PEOPLE LIVE THEIR LIVES.

NO. JESSE'S RIGHT.

I THINK WE SHOULD
PRETTY MUCH

KEEP OUR NOSES OUT OF
OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS.

IT'S A LITTLE LATE.

YOU CALLED ME A HYPOCRITE;
I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHY.

OKAY.

DON'T THE THINK
THE BEHAVIOR'S WRONG?

NO. I THINK IT'S POSSIBLE.

I DON'T, AND I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE DEFENDING HIM.

SO?

SO, I SAW YOU KISSING HIS WIFE,
MAEVE, THE OTHER DAY.

I'M SERIOUS.

THAT'S HOW I FEEL.

REALLY?

REALLY.

YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S JUST
A TAD BIT HYPOCRITICAL?

PACKING UP THE OFFICE, HUH?

YEAH. I RENTED A STORAGE SPACE.

KEEP OUR NOSES OUT OF
OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS.

I SEE. I SEE EXACTLY
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

YOU'RE AGREEING WITH JESSE.

YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT IT'S
POSSIBLE FOR A MAN TO LOVE

OH, THANKS.

UH, WHERE DO YOU WANT IT?

AH, JUST BY THE
DOOR WOULD BE GREAT.

OKAY, NO PROBLEM.

OH, HERE.

LET ME HELP YOU
WITH THAT.

OH, THANKS.

I APPRECIATE YOUR HELP.

WHY ARE YOU HERE?

WELL, I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU COULD HELP ME A LITTLE.

YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S JUST
A TAD BIT HYPOCRITICAL?

EXCUSE ME?

AND WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

FORGET IT.

IT'S A LITTLE LATE.

I GOT THE IMPRESSION
AT THE READING OF THE WILL

THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW SARA
ALL THAT WELL

BUT THEN THE SALESWOMAN
AT EPIPHANY JEWELERS SAID

OKAY.

I WENT TO MED SCHOOL
WITH ADAM MICHAELS.

WELL, I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU COULD HELP ME A LITTLE.

WHAT KIND OF HELP?

WELL, I'M-I'M
A LITTLE BIT CONFUSED.

I GOT THE IMPRESSION
AT THE READING OF THE WILL

DR. SLOAN, OF COURSE
I KNEW ABOUT SARA.

I WASN'T GOING TO SAY THAT
IN FRONT OF THE WIVES.

I MEAN, THEY TRUST ME.

YOU NOT ONLY HELPED HER

CORRECT THE SPELLING
OF SARA'S NAME

BUT THAT YOU COVERED
THE-THE BOUNCED CHECK.

DR. SLOAN, OF COURSE
I KNEW ABOUT SARA.

IT WOULD KILL
THEM TO THINK THAT
I BETRAYED THEM, TOO.

OH, WELL, I UNDERSTAND
YOU WERE TRYING TO PROTECT JAKE

BUT, UH, WHAT ABOUT THE CHECK?

WELL, HE TOLD ME HE HAD
A CASH FLOW PROBLEM

AND HE COULDN'T GO TO HIS WIVES
FOR ANYMORE MONEY

SO HE ASKED ME.

YEAH. I RENTED A STORAGE SPACE.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
WITH ALL THIS STUFF.

I APPRECIATE YOUR HELP.

SO, OF COURSE, I TOLD HIM
NOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT.

I'D TAKE CARE OF IT.

HE WAS VERY LUCKY TO HAVE YOU
WORKING FOR HIM.

OH, NO.

YES. SIX MONTHS
AGO AND ABOUT TEN
POUNDS THINNER.

IT WAS MY
FIRST VACATION

IN YEARS.

BEAUTIFUL.

HAWAII?

IS THAT YOU?

YES. SIX MONTHS
AGO AND ABOUT TEN
POUNDS THINNER.

OH, NO.

I WAS THE LUCKY ONE.

WOW. THAT'S TERRIFIC.

WHAT, YOU SAY THAT WAS,
UH, SIX MONTHS AGO?

YEAH. LAST AUGUST.

YOU KNOW, THAT'S FUNNY.

I MEAN, THEY TRUST ME.

I THINK THEY'VE BEEN
THROUGH ENOUGH DECEPTION.

IT WOULD KILL
THEM TO THINK THAT
I BETRAYED THEM, TOO.

YOU KNOW, THAT'S FUNNY.

I HAD DINNER WITH JAKE
AND CAROLYN OVER A YEAR AGO

AND THEY SAID YOU WERE
IN THE CAYMAN ISLANDS
THEN.

I REMEMBER IT BECAUSE HE SAID HE
WAS HAVING SUCH A TOUGH TIME

AROUND THE OFFICE AND
COULDN'T MANAGE WITHOUT YOU.

SO HE ASKED ME.

YOU KNOW,
HE WAS A VERY PROUD MAN.

IT WAS HARD FOR HIM TO DO THAT.

SO, OF COURSE, I TOLD HIM
NOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT.

WITH THOSE BEACHES.

OH, I UNDERSTAND.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

IT IS. I WISH I WERE
THERE RIGHT NOW.

LET ME HELP YOU
WITH THE OTHER STUFF TO THE CAR.

WHAT CAN I TAKE?

OH, REALLY?

UH, THIS WOULD BE HELPFUL,
THANKS.

OKAY.

AROUND THE OFFICE AND
COULDN'T MANAGE WITHOUT YOU.

OH, THAT'S REALLY TRUE.

HE WAS HELPLESS.

BUT NO, NO,
YOU'RE RIGHT.

HAWAII?

NO. THE CAYMAN ISLANDS.

JAKE HAD A FRIEND
IN THE TRAVEL BUSINESS.

HE GOT ME A REALLY
INEXPENSIVE PACKAGE.

I THINK IT WAS $600
FOR SEVEN NIGHTS,
AIRFARE INCLUDED.

WOW. THAT'S TERRIFIC.

WHOA! WHAT A WORKOUT.

YEAH.

I GUESS I CAN GIVE UP
MY MEMBERSHIP AT THE GYM.

NICE CAR.

WHAT YEAR IS THIS?

UH, 1986, RABBIT.

JUST GOT IT DETAILED.

OH, NO. JUST BACK
AND FORTH TO WORK.

HOW LONG DOES THAT
TAKE YOU?

HMM, FROM STUDIO CITY,
ABOUT 45 MINUTES.

IT TAKES ME ABOUT THAT LONG
FROM THE HOSPITAL TO MALIBU

BUT NO, NO,
YOU'RE RIGHT.

I, UH, I WAS THERE
ONE OTHER TIME, UH...
FOR A LONG WEEKEND.

THAT'S WHEN I
FELL IN LOVE

WITH THOSE BEACHES.

I CAN AVOID MOST OF THE TRAFFIC
AND CLOCK IN AT 7:00 SHARP.

OF COURSE,
I WON'T BE DRIVING AS MUCH NOW

WITH NO JOB TO GO TO.

WELL, I'M SURE
YOU'LL FIND SOMETHING SOON...

YOU EVER GET A LITTLE WORRIED
LEAVING HERE AFTER DARK?

WELL, WE NEVER REALLY WORKED
THAT LATE.

THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE.

YEAH.

THE OLDER MODELS HAVE
MORE DISTINCTION TO THEM.

YOU DRIVE IT A LOT?

OH, NO. JUST BACK
AND FORTH TO WORK.

WELL, WE NEVER REALLY WORKED
THAT LATE.

WELL, YEAH,
SOMETIMES I-I'D WORRY.

MM. YOU CARRY A GUN?

I DID HAVE A GUN, BUT I REPORTED
IT STOLEN ABOUT FOUR MONTHS AGO.

I GUESS I CAN GIVE UP
MY MEMBERSHIP AT THE GYM.

WELL, I'M SURE
YOU'LL FIND SOMETHING SOON...

CLOSER TO HOME, HOPEFULLY.

YEAH.

YOU EVER GET A LITTLE WORRIED
LEAVING HERE AFTER DARK?

BUT IF I LEAVE BY 6:00

I CAN AVOID MOST OF THE TRAFFIC
AND CLOCK IN AT 7:00 SHARP.

JUST GOT IT DETAILED.

I CAN'T AFFORD A NEW ONE

SO I'VE GOT TO TAKE
CARE OF WHAT I GOT.

WELL YOU KNOW, I'M NOT THAT
CRAZY ABOUT THE NEWER CARS.

THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE.

THE REST OF THE BOXES MYSELF.

THANKS, DR. SLOAN.

SEEMS LIKE MORE AND MORE WOMEN
ARE CARRYING GUNS THESE DAYS.

REFLECTION OF THE TIMES,
I GUESS.

DID, UH, JAKE HAVE A GUN?

IT TAKES ME ABOUT THAT LONG
FROM THE HOSPITAL TO MALIBU

WHEN THERE'S NO TRAFFIC,
OF COURSE

WHICH THERE ALWAYS IS.

BUT IF I LEAVE BY 6:00

GEE, I GUESS YOU'D HAVE
TO ASK HIM THAT.

LISTEN,
I THINK I'LL GET

THE REST OF THE BOXES MYSELF.

THAT WAS SO SWEET OF YOU.

I JUST LOVE IT.

SOMETHING'S WRONG.

I DID HAVE A GUN, BUT I REPORTED
IT STOLEN ABOUT FOUR MONTHS AGO.

WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?

CURIOUS, YOU KNOW.

SEEMS LIKE MORE AND MORE WOMEN
ARE CARRYING GUNS THESE DAYS.

HEY, SORRY I'M LATE.

I WAS IN SANTA BARBARA
ALL DAY.

OH, I'VE MISSED YOU.

I DID HAVE A GUN, BUT I REPORTED
IT STOLEN ABOUT FOUR MONTHS AGO.

OH, I'VE MISSED YOU.

I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW SURPRISED
I WAS TO GET THIS.

THAT WAS SO SWEET OF YOU.

YES. HE DID.

YOU KNOW WHERE HE KEPT IT?

GEE, I GUESS YOU'D HAVE
TO ASK HIM THAT.

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

I WAS THINKING
I JUST MET A WONDERFUL GUY

AND WANTED TO ENJOY
OUR TIME TOGETHER.

BUT YOU HAVE A HUSBAND;
THIS IS WRONG.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL
ME YOU WERE MARRIED?

BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID
YOU'D ACT LIKE THIS.

BUT YOU HAVE A HUSBAND;
THIS IS WRONG.

IT'S NOT A PROBLEM FOR ME

WHY SHOULD IT BE
A PROBLEM FOR YOU?

DO I GOT TO SPELL
IT OUT FOR YOU?

BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID
YOU'D ACT LIKE THIS.

I DON'T GET THIS.

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

HEY, SORRY I'M LATE.

IS ANY OF THIS MAKING SENSE?

WE BOTH LOVE EACH OTHER
VERY MUCH

BUT WHAT I FEEL FOR YOU
HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM.

IS ANY OF THIS MAKING SENSE?

DO I GOT TO SPELL
IT OUT FOR YOU?

IT'S ADULTERY.

OKAY... LOOK, THAT'S
A VERY OLD-FASHIONED WORD.

SOMETHING'S WRONG.

STEVE, WHAT HAPPENED?

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL
ME YOU WERE MARRIED?

HOW'D YOU FIND OUT?

A FRIEND OF MINE...
AMANDA BENTLEY.

IF YOUR MARRIAGE ISN'T WORKING,
WHY DON'T YOU GET OUT OF IT?

BECAUSE IT DOES WORK.

WE BOTH LOVE EACH OTHER
VERY MUCH

Sara:
$250,000.

I THINK THEY WENT
TO MEDICAL SCHOOL TOGETHER.

SMALL WORLD, HUH?

I'M SORRY, UH...

I'M NOT VERY HUNGRY.

OKAY... LOOK, THAT'S
A VERY OLD-FASHIONED WORD.

SO IS MARRIAGE.

WELL, I GUESS I DON'T HAVE WHAT
YOU'D CALL A TYPICAL MARRIAGE.

IF YOUR MARRIAGE ISN'T WORKING,
WHY DON'T YOU GET OUT OF IT?

A FRIEND OF MINE...
AMANDA BENTLEY.

YEAH, ADAM'S MENTIONED HER.

I THINK THEY WENT
TO MEDICAL SCHOOL TOGETHER.

YOU HANDLED THE BOOKS,
AND YOU REALIZED

HE WAS STARTING
TO GET SUSPICIOUS

THAT YOU WERE MILKING
THE COMPANY DRY.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

WHEN I SAID JAKE NEVER DISCUSSED
BUSINESS WITH ME.

HE TOLD ME EVERYTHING.

YOU HANDLED THE BOOKS,
AND YOU REALIZED

YOU FOLLOWED HIM
TO MY APARTMENT

AND, WHEN HE CAME OUT,
YOU KILLED HIM.

GET OUT!

NOW THAT BOTH WIVES
KNEW ABOUT EACH OTHER

Sara:
$250,000.

YOU'VE GOT IT, I WANT IT.

WHAT?!

BEFORE HE PUT
TWO AND TWO TOGETHER.

SO HE HAD TO BE
ELIMINATED.

YOU'RE INSANE.

YOU SHOT HIM WHEN HE WAS
AT HIS HOUSE

SMALL WORLD, HUH?

STEVE...

I'M SORRY, UH...

NO. NO, IT WAS ABOUT MONEY.

OH, AND I KNOW
ALL ABOUT

YOUR LITTLE TRIPS
TO THE CAYMAN ISLANDS.

I'M SURE THERE'S A WAY

YOU SHOT HIM WHEN HE WAS
AT HIS HOUSE

BUT YOU ACCIDENTALLY HIT GLORIA,
AND WHEN YOU REALIZED YOU MISSED

YOU FOLLOWED HIM
TO MY APARTMENT

WHAT?!

WELL... YOU'RE
OUT OF YOUR MIND.

GET OUT OF HERE!

I LIED BEFORE

WHEN I SAID JAKE NEVER DISCUSSED
BUSINESS WITH ME.

JEALOUSY, BETRAYAL...
WONDERFUL MOTIVES FOR MURDER.

HOW DARE YOU.

NO, HOW DARE YOU.

NOW THAT BOTH WIVES
KNEW ABOUT EACH OTHER

THEY'D BE PERFECT SUSPECTS.

JEALOUSY, BETRAYAL...
WONDERFUL MOTIVES FOR MURDER.

LOOK, IF YOU THINK
I'M SUCH A MASTERMIND

WHY DIDN'T YOU
GO TO THE POLICE?

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

I THINK YOU KNEW
IT'D ONLY BE A MATTER OF TIME

BEFORE HE PUT
TWO AND TWO TOGETHER.

YOU TWISTED THIS
TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE

IT WAS ALL ABOUT JAKE'S SEX LIFE

BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT
IT WAS ABOUT AT ALL, WAS IT?

NO. NO, IT WAS ABOUT MONEY.

I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO GET
INVOLVED IN THE WHOLE MESS.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

THERE'S ENOUGH EVIDENCE

TO PUT YOU AWAY.

WELL, THEN, GO TO THE POLICE.

YOU'RE WILLING
TO TAKE THAT CHANCE?

I'M SURE THERE'S A WAY

TO FIND OUT
WHICH BANK DOWN THERE

HAS AN ACCOUNT
WITH YOUR NAME ON IT.

LOOK, IF YOU THINK
I'M SUCH A MASTERMIND

NO, HOW DARE YOU.

HOW DARE YOU.

YOU TWISTED THIS
TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE

WAY, WAY IN THE BACK.

HEY.

HEY.

WELL, MAEVE SENT THIS
OVER TO ME THIS MORNING.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER
ANYMORE, DOES IT?

JAKE'S DEAD.

I WANT THE MONEY.

WELL, I DID,
BUT NOW I'M NOT SO SURE.

YOU KNOW, I JUST NEED ONE
PIECE OF TANGIBLE EVIDENCE.

WE SEEM TO HAVE
A LOT OF CLUES

BUT, UNFORTUNATELY,
NONE OF THE RIGHT ONES.

SO YOU REALLY THINK

ONE OF JAKE'S
WOMEN KILLED HIM?

WELL, I DID,
BUT NOW I'M NOT SO SURE.

SO?

IT DIDN'T WORK.

I WANT THE MONEY.

YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE
MUCH OF A CHOICE, ANITA.

THERE'S ENOUGH EVIDENCE

I SHOULD'VE KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT;
IT WAS NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

I HONESTLY HAD NO IDEA
MAEVE WAS MARRIED.

YOU'RE KIDDING.

YOU'RE WILLING
TO TAKE THAT CHANCE?

YES, I AM.

HERE YOU GO. SORRY.

OH, YOU'VE GOT NO REASON
TO BE SORRY.

IT WAS MY FAULT.

WELL, MAEVE SENT THIS
OVER TO ME THIS MORNING.

SHE SAID IN THE NOTE:

"GIVE THIS BACK
TO OUR FRIEND STEVE."

HERE YOU GO. SORRY.

YOU'RE KIDDING.

I WISH.

FUNNY THING
IS HOW SHE ACTED SO BLASE

WHEN I TOLD HER
I FOUND OUT.

SO YOU REALLY THINK

WHEN I TOLD HER
I FOUND OUT.

I'M REALLY SORRY...

NOT BECAUSE I TOLD YOU
BUT BECAUSE IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.

JESSE TOLD ME
HOW YOU FELT ABOUT HER.

BUT, UNFORTUNATELY,
NONE OF THE RIGHT ONES.

IF YOU NEED ME,
I'LL BE IN BACK.

HMM?

WAY, WAY IN THE BACK.

SO I THINK YOU
SHOULD HAVE THIS.

REALLY?

STEVE

YEAH, I GUESS YOU DON'T THINK

YOUR OLD MAN
WOULD UNDERSTAND, THEN.

DAD, PLEASE.

I'LL BE QUIET.

STEVE

THANK YOU.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

IT WAS MY FAULT.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE SNAPPED AT YOU
THE WAY I DID.

I SHOULD'VE KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT;
IT WAS NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

SHE HAD BIG WRISTS.

YEAH, WELL,
THAT'S AN ANKLE BRACELET.

IS THERE A RETURN POLICY?

AT LEAST YOU MADE ME AWARE
OF THE SITUATION

BEFORE I GOT TOO INVOLVED.

HMM.

SO I THINK YOU
SHOULD HAVE THIS.

YOU DON'T HAVE
TO TALK ABOUT IT.

NO, I WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.

AMANDA WAS RIGHT.
SHE WAS MARRIED.

OH, I'M SORRY.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO
TALK ABOUT IT IF
YOU DON'T WANT TO.

I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.

JESSE TOLD ME
HOW YOU FELT ABOUT HER.

WELL, LIVE AND LEARN.

AT LEAST YOU MADE ME AWARE
OF THE SITUATION

I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.

FINE.

YEAH, I GUESS YOU DON'T THINK

OH, I'M SORRY.

I MEAN, SHE WAS JUST
SUCH AN INCREDIBLE WOMAN.

SMART, FUN TO BE WITH...

I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT.

YOU DON'T HAVE
TO TALK ABOUT IT.

IS THAT FUNNY,
I CAN REMEMBER THAT?

OH, BOY,
WE WERE PRETTY HOT AND HEAVY

IF YOU CAN
IMAGINE THAT.

IS THERE A RETURN POLICY?

KIND OF A CROSS BETWEEN
OCEAN BLUE AND SKY BLUE.

DAD, WATCH THE ROAD.

SORRY.

WELL, LONG STORY SHORT:

OH, YEAH.

YOU KNOW, YOU MAY FIND THIS
HARD TO BELIEVE

BUT I WENT THROUGH SOMETHING
VERY SIMILAR TO THIS.

YOU'RE KIDDING.

WHEN I WAS
IN THE ARMY.

YOU KNOW, YEARS BEFORE
I MET YOUR MOTHER.

GOOD, I'M GLAD YOU ADDED THAT.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

AH, THEY CAUGHT YOU.

HOW COULD THEY GET
MY PICTURE RUNNING
A RED LIGHT?

I STILL THINK ABOUT HER
NOW AND THEN.

WHEN SHE LAUGHED,
HER NOSE WRINKLED UP

ABOUT HER.

SHE HAD EYES

A SHADE OF BLUE I'D
NEVER SEEN BEFORE...

KIND OF A CROSS BETWEEN
OCEAN BLUE AND SKY BLUE.

SMART, FUN TO BE WITH...

SEXY.

OH, YEAH.

WELL, LONG STORY SHORT:

SHE WAS ENGAGED TO THE
QUARTERMASTER SERGEANT.

I STILL THINK ABOUT HER
NOW AND THEN.

YOU BETTER GET USED TO IT
BECAUSE BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE RUNNING
THROUGH RED LIGHTS.

YOU KNOW,
I COULD SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT.

GOOD, I'M GLAD YOU ADDED THAT.

SHE WAS A NURSE.

KAREN McCARTHY.

IS THAT FUNNY,
I CAN REMEMBER THAT?

IF YOU CAN
IMAGINE THAT.

YEAH, I'D RATHER NOT.

I WAS HEAD
OVER HEELS

ABOUT HER.

HAVE THESE LITTLE CAMERAS
ATTACHED TO THEM.

GREAT LENSES.

THEY CAN MAKE OUT
THE LICENSE PLATE

SEE WHO'S DRIVING.

BOY, I'M TELLING YOU...

I DON'T LIKE THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY
ONE BIT.

YOU BETTER GET USED TO IT
BECAUSE BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING

WHEN SHE LAUGHED,
HER NOSE WRINKLED UP

AND THESE BIG DIMPLES
WOULD POP OUT.

DAD, YOU JUST RAN
A RED LIGHT.

HUH? I DID NOT.

IT'LL JUST
TAKE A MINUTE.

DO YOU REMEMBER

WHEN WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT YOUR CAR

AND YOU SAID IT
TOOK YOU 45 MINUTES
FROM THE VALLEY

LATE FOR OUR
LUNCH APPOINTMENT.

I WONDER HOW FRIENDLY STEVE IS

WITH THE GUYS
OVER AT THAT TRAFFIC DIVISION.

HUH? I DID NOT.

DON'T MAKE ME PULL YOU OVER.

WITH THE GUYS
OVER AT THAT TRAFFIC DIVISION.

AND YOU SAID IT
TOOK YOU 45 MINUTES
FROM THE VALLEY

TO GET TO WORK
BY 7:00 A.M.?

SO?

I'M ASSUMING YOU TAKE
THE HOLLYWOOD FREEWAY

HOW COULD THEY GET
MY PICTURE RUNNING
A RED LIGHT?

YOU GOT TO WATCH
THE NEWS MORE OFTEN.

MOST OF THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS
IN THE CITY

MAY WE COME IN?

WELL, WILL IT BE QUICK?

'CAUSE I'M REALLY TIRED.

IT'LL JUST
TAKE A MINUTE.

JUST ONE MORE
QUESTION, THEN.

IS THIS A PICTURE OF YOU

RUNNING A RED LIGHT
IN YOUR CAR?

IT HAPPENED
TO ME RECENTLY.

IT'S A LITTLE
EMBARRASSING

WITH THOSE CAMERAS
ALL OVER TOWN.

SO... SO, IS THAT IT?
ARE WE DONE?

YOU KNOW,
I COULD SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT.

YOU KNOW,
I WAS TALKING TO STEVE.

WE WERE MAYBE GOING
A LITTLE FAST

LATE FOR OUR
LUNCH APPOINTMENT.

NOW WHAT?

THAT WOULDN'T MAKE
SENSE, WOULD IT?

LOOK, YOU'RE NOT MAKING
ANY SENSE.

LISTEN, I'VE HAD
A REALLY TERRIBLE WEEK...

JUST ONE MORE
QUESTION, THEN.

ANY REASON TO TAKE
SURFACE STREETS

ESPECIALLY IN
SANTA MONICA.

THAT WOULDN'T MAKE
SENSE, WOULD IT?

NOW WHAT?

MISS TASHMAN, I'M SORRY

TO DISTURB YOU

BUT YOU SAID SOMETHING
THAT'S BOTHERING ME.

MAY WE COME IN?

HE WAS MURDERED AT 6:32 A.M.

Mark:
NOW, IF YOU
LOOK CLOSELY

AT THE STREET SIGN...
THAT'S MONTANA.

NOW, THAT'S JUST TWO BLOCKS
FROM THE MURDER SCENE

AT THE TIME OF THE MURDER.

YOU LIED TO ME.

LOOK, YOU PEOPLE
ARE HARASSING ME.

NOW, THAT'S JUST TWO BLOCKS
FROM THE MURDER SCENE

SO THAT PUTS YOU
IN SANTA MONICA

AND STUDIO CITY

I'M ASSUMING YOU TAKE
THE HOLLYWOOD FREEWAY

WHICH IS THE MOST
DIRECT ROUTE.

AND YOUR POINT IS...?

THERE WOULDN'T BE

ANY REASON TO TAKE
SURFACE STREETS

SO... SO, IS THAT IT?
ARE WE DONE?

Steve:
WELL, THERE
SEEMS TO BE

A SLIGHT PROBLEM,
MISS TASHMAN... YOU SEE

THE PHOTO'S
TIME-CODED.

YOU RAN A RED LIGHT
AT 6:38 A.M.

RED SPLOTCH
ON THAT BUMPER.

I WOULDN'T
BE SURPRISED

IF IT MATCHES THE
COLOR OF THE CAR

THAT YOU SIDESWIPED
IN THE PARKING LOT

Mark:
I ALSO NOTICED A DENT
IN YOUR LEFT BUMPER.

THAT WAS PERFECT THE OTHER DAY.

AND ALSO, THERE'S A...

RED SPLOTCH
ON THAT BUMPER.

RUNNING A RED LIGHT
IN YOUR CAR?

OKAY, I RAN A RED LIGHT.

WHO DOESN'T?

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

IT HAPPENED
TO ME RECENTLY.

THAT YOU SIDESWIPED
IN THE PARKING LOT

AT THE MURDER SCENE.

LOOK, YOU PEOPLE
ARE HARASSING ME.

I WANT YOU TO LEAVE.

IT'S NO WONDER
YOU RAN A RED LIGHT.

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN DRIVING
PRETTY FAST

YOU RAN A RED LIGHT
AT 6:38 A.M.

THE MORNING JAKE
WAS KILLED.

HE WAS MURDERED AT 6:32 A.M.

"ANYTHING YOU SAY
CAN AND WILL BE

HELD AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF
LAW. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN
ATTORNEY.

IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD AN ATTORNEY
ONE WILL BE PROVIDED..."

HOW MANY NAMES
IN THAT PROGRAM?

WELL, ABOUT 30 MILLION

GIVE OR TAKE A FEW
HUNDRED THOUSAND.

INCREDIBLE.

OH, GOD. UH...

TO MAKE IT FROM SANTA MONICA

ALL THE WAY DOWNTOWN
BY 7:00 A.M.

WILL YOU JUST GET OUT?

Mark:
I ALSO NOTICED A DENT
IN YOUR LEFT BUMPER.

THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, JESSE.

ANY TIME, MARK.

YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD
REALLY GET A LAPTOP.

YOU CAN WASTE
MANY HAPPY HOURS.

INCREDIBLE.

WHOA, I THINK
I FOUND HIM:

HANK GLOWACKI.

THERE'S ONLY ONE
LISTING... HE'S LOCAL.

HE LIVES IN CALABASAS.

"YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT.

"ANYTHING YOU SAY
CAN AND WILL BE

YES, IS THIS
THE GLOWACKI RESIDENCE?

KAREN GLOWACKI?

YEAH, BY ANY CHANCE
DID YOUR MAIDEN NAME

HAPPEN TO BE McCARTHY?

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU REMEMBER ME.

YEAH, MY EYES ARE STILL
TWINKLING BLUE, ALL RIGHT.

YES, IS THIS
THE GLOWACKI RESIDENCE?

THIS IS MRS. GLOWACKI?

KAREN GLOWACKI?

HE LIVES IN CALABASAS.

PHONE NUMBER
IS 555-0360.

THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, JESSE.

HAPPEN TO BE McCARTHY?

LOOK, YOU MAY NOT REMEMBER ME...
IT'S BEEN SOME YEARS...

BUT THIS IS MARK SLOAN.
WE USED...

YOU CAN WASTE
MANY HAPPY HOURS.

YOU MARRIED HIS BROTHER, YEAH.

34 GRANDCHILDREN!

WELL, THAT'S SOMETHING,
ALL RIGHT.

YEAH, IT IS VERY HARD.

NO, I LIVE IN, UH...
IN, UH, FRANCE NOW.

I JUST WANTED TO CALL AND SAY
HI; I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU.

THAT'S... THAT'S A SHAME.

OH, BUT YOU, UH...
YOU REMARRIED.

NO, MY HAIR
IS NOT BROWN ANYMORE.

KAREN McCARTHY...
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

NO, I WILL.
I-I CERTAINLY WILL.

BUT THIS IS MARK SLOAN.
WE USED...

THAT'S RIGHT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU REMEMBER ME.

KAREN McCARTHY...
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

HOW'S OLD HANK?

OH, REALLY. DIVORCED.

THAT'S... THAT'S A SHAME.

WELL, THAT'S SOMETHING,
ALL RIGHT.

YEAH. I KNOW.

YEAH, IT IS VERY HARD.

OH, BUT YOU, UH...
YOU REMARRIED.

OH, YOU'RE...
YOU'RE, UH, YOU'RE WIDOWED.

OH.

YOU MARRIED HIS BROTHER, YEAH.

YEAH, IT IS VERY HARD.

NO, I LIVE IN, UH...
IN, UH, FRANCE NOW.

I JUST WANTED TO CALL AND SAY
HI; I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU.

YES.

NO, I WILL.
I-I CERTAINLY WILL.