Diagnosis Murder (1993–2001): Season 7, Episode 14 - Too Many Cooks - full transcript
The three doctor sleuths are celebrity guests in cooking shows on the Cuisine Channel; Amanda even has a passionate relation with a star chef, René Fontineau.
MR. DUNN, WE CAN'T
THANK YOU ENOUGH.
THE PROCEEDS
FROM THIS CHARITY COOK-OFF
WILL KEEP OUR HOT MEALS PROGRAM
GOING FOR SIX MONTHS.
MY PLEASURE.
YOU KNOW,
THESE PROMOS
ARE GOOD FOR
THE NETWORK.
YEAH. VIEWERS,
THEY LIKE IT
WHEN YOU DO
SOMETHING GOOD
FOR THE COMMUNITY.
YEAH, BUILDS
RATINGS.
CAN WE GET
THIS, PLEASE?
I'VE GOT OTHER
THINGS TO DO,
YOU KNOW.
WHERE'S AMANDA?
SHE SHOULD BE HERE
FOR THE PHOTOGRAPH.
SAY CHEESE.
WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN
THAT PHOTOGRAPH
WITHOUT HER.
THIS WHOLE THING
WAS HER IDEA.
YOU KNOW, I HOPE SHE'S ALL
RIGHT.
MR. FONTENOT.
FIVE MINUTES.
LET'S GO, LET'S GO.
COME ON. I'VE ONLY
GOT TWO HOURS
TO DO THESE
PROMOS, YOU KNOW.
TIME IS MONEY.
LET'S GO.
MARISSA, IS IT TRUE
WHAT I HEARD?
THAT YOU'RE RAISING
YOUR OWN LAMB?
YOU SHOULD BOTH
COME OUT TO MY FARM
NEXT SLAUGHTERING DAY.
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE
HOMEGROWN ASPARAGUS
WITH TRULY FRESH
LAMB CHOPS.
IT MAKES YOU SICK,
DOESN'T IT?
IT'S NOT
A PRETTY SIGHT.
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HER
BEFORE SHE DYED HER HAIR.
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
MARISSA PARKHURST.
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
LAMBS.
SLAUGHTER DAY.
OH, YES. WELL.
ANYONE WHO
EATS MEAT...
NOW, WHERE IS
DR. SLOAN?
HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE
DOING THAT SPOT
WITH MARISSA.
HE'S LOOKING
FOR DR. BENTLEY.
I'LL GO FIND HIM.
OKAY. GO FIND HIM.
HEY.
YOU KNOW, AMANDA'S
CAR IS OUT IN FRONT
BUT SHE'S
NOWHERE IN SIGHT.
SHE'S PROBABLY
INSIDE BY NOW.
COME ON, THEY'RE
WAITING FOR YOU.
OOH. RENE...
WE HAVE THE PROMOS.
WE HAVE PLENTY OF TIME.
NO, WE DON'T.
I THINK
MAYBE YOU ARE
EMBARRASSED A LITTLE
TO BE SEEN WITH ME.
EMBARRASSED?
I AM NOT EMBARRASSED.
JUST A LITTLE?
YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO SAID THAT WE
SHOULD KEEP THIS
OUR LITTLE SECRET
UNTIL AFTER THE...
UH... OOH...
OOH...
OH... MMM...
HELLO.
WELCOME.
I'M JUST RENDERING
A HALF A CUP OF PANCETTA
FOR THE TRI-TIP BOLOGNESE
WE'LL BE MAKING
FOR THE COOK-OFF.
I'LL JUST, UH,
DEFROST THIS BEEF DEMI-GLACE.
YES... HERE WE GO.
PLEASE, JOIN
US THURSDAY
FOR THE CELEBRITY
CHEF COOK-OFF
BENEFITING
COMMUNITY GENERAL HOSPITAL
RIGHT HERE
ON THE CUISINE CHANNEL.
CUT!
KEITH! HE'S CRYING
ALL OVER THE TRI-TIP.
I'M SORRY, KEITH,
IT'S THESE ONIONS.
CUT.
WAIT, WAIT.
WHOA.
SHUT OFF THE SPRINKLERS.
COVER THE CAMERA.
AMANDA! GET SOME COLD WATER
AND TOWELS AND CALL 911.
I'M ON IT!
CHEMICAL UNIT.
RIGHT OVER HERE.
THERE WAS NOTHING
IN THAT MICROWAVE
TO CAUSE IT TO CATCH FIRE.
YOU THINK MAYBE THIS
WASN'T AN ACCIDENT?
I DON'T KNOW.
IS THERE ANY REASON
TO SUSPECT WHY SOMEONE
MIGHT WANT
TO KILL MARISSA?
WELL, FOLKS, YOU KNOW,
ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN.
IT DOES SEEM
SUSPICIOUS.
WHAT ABOUT
THE FOOD ASSISTANT?
OH, HE'LL BE FINE.
THEY'RE TAKING HIM
TO COMMUNITY GENERAL.
AND MARISSA PARKHURST?
COME IN.
OH, I'M SORRY. I'LL COME
BACK WHEN YOU'RE DRESSED.
COME IN, COME IN. I'M DRESSED.
I'VE JUST SPOKEN
TO MY LAWYER
ABOUT SUING
THE COMPANY THAT
MADE THAT MICROWAVE.
OBVIOUSLY
THE DESIGN IS FLAWED.
I COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS?
MY FOLLICLES
ARE SCORCHED.
YOU KNOW WHAT, IT MIGHT BE
A GOOD IDEA
TO HAVE YOU LOOKED OVER
AT THE HOSPITAL.
YOU KNOW,
YOU INHALED A LOT OF SMOKE.
I HELD MY BREATH.
THANKS TO YOGA,
I CAN SUSPEND BREATHING
FOR TWO MINUTES, 41 SECONDS
AND MY HAIR FOLLICLES
WILL BE FINE.
I'M USING MY OWN
YOGURT-CHAMOMILE-LANOLIN
HAIR MASK WITH FLAXSEED
FOR EXTRA SHINE.
MISS PARKHURST,
YOU DON'T WANT
TO TAKE ANY CHANCES.
IT'LL ONLY TAKE AN HOUR.
DOCTOR, IF I HAD AN HOUR
I'D PLANT AN HERB GARDEN.
AFTER THIS PROMO
I HAVE A MEETING
TO DISCUSS COLORS
FOR MY LINE OF LINENS,
FOLLOWED BY A COCKTAIL PARTY
TO LAUNCH MY NEW MAGAZINE,
FOLLOWED BY DINNER
WITH THE DESIGNER OF MY POTTERY,
FOLLOWED BY MIDNIGHT AEROBICS.
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU MIGHT HAVE
A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH INSOMNIA.
BITE YOUR TONGUE.
INSOMNIA IS THE SECRET
OF MY SUCCESS.
TELL KEITH
THAT I HAVE
50 MORE MINUTES
SCHEDULED
FOR THIS PROMO
AND THEN I'M OUT
OF HERE, OKAY?
OKAY.
YOU NEED
ANYTHING ELSE?
NOT NOW, BUT DON'T GO TOO FAR.
WHAT ARE YOU MAKING?
GRATED CARROTS.
I MEAN, WHAT RECIPE
ARE YOU MAKING?
GRATED CARROTS.
THEY'RE MY LUNCH.
I ONLY EAT PURE FOOD,
SIMPLY PREPARED.
CARE FOR ONE?
NO, THANKS,
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CUT BACK.
SOME EXPLOSION, HUH?
MISS PARKHURST, SHE'S, UH
PRETTY POPULAR WITH THE PEOPLE
AROUND HERE, HUH?
MARISSA?
TO KNOW HER IS TO LOATHE HER.
WELL, YOU DON'T THINK
ANYBODY WOULD TRY
AND DO HER ANY HARM.
HARM HER? NO.
MURDER HER? MAYBE.
KEITH TELL ME
YOU'RE A SURGEON.
YEAH.
I HOPE YOU WON'T THINK
ME PRESUMPTUOUS, BUT...
I NEED YOUR HELP,
DESPERATELY.
WHAT'S WRONG?
MY NUMBERS.
BLOOD PRESSURE?
CHOLESTEROL?
RATINGS.
RATINGS?
I DON'T SEE HOW I CAN BE
OF ANY HELP TO YOU.
I NEED SOMEONE...
SOMEONE LIKE YOU
TO ENDORSE THE
ELLIOT GRAYSON
HEALTHY AND
HAPPY COOKBOOK.
YOU'RE A SURGEON.
YOU'VE SEEN
THE FAT CLOGGING
PEOPLE'S ARTERIES
CHOKING THE VERY
LIFE OUT OF THEM.
I'M A TRAUMA SURGEON.
MY BOOK COULD SAVE THOUSANDS
MAYBE HUNDREDS
OF THOUSANDS OF LIVES.
"SEAWEED SOUFFLE.
TOFU TRIFLE."
AN ENDORSEMENT
FROM YOU WOULD MEAN
GREATER CREDIBILITY
BIGGER SALES,
BETTER TIME SLOT,
RISING RATINGS
MORE VIEWERS AND,
THUS, FEWER DEATHS
FROM CARDIAC ARREST.
YOU KNOW, MR. GRAYSON,
I DO BELIEVE
IN A HEALTHY,
WELL-BALANCED DIET.
I KNEW IT. JUST LOOKING
AT YOU, I COULD TELL.
BUT I HAVE
TO DISCLOSE TO YOU
I ALSO OWN
A BARBECUE RESTAURANT.
WELL, I HOPE YOU CAN LIVE
WITH YOUR CONSCIENCE.
YOU LOOKING FOR ME?!
THEY MOVED THE TRAILERS
FOR THE FIRE TRUCKS.
YOU SHOULD SEE
THE MESS IN THERE.
I KNOW.
I SENT JOSH
TO REPLACE THE FOOD
THAT WAS RUINED
AT MY STATION.
OH, NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
UH... IS THERE
ANY REASON WHY
SOMEONE MIGHT WANT
TO HARM MARISSA PARKHURST?
ONLY IF THEY KNEW HER.
COME HERE.
Camille:
RENE!
IT'S ME AND CONNIE.
JUST A MINUTE.
THIS SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG.
MAYBE YOU COULD
WAIT SOMEWHERE.
IN THE BATHROOM,
PERHAPS?
NOW WHO'S
EMBARRASSED, HUH?
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
CONNIE AND CAMILLE...
THEY ARE SUCH
TERRIBLE GOSSIPS.
LET'S NOT LET
THEM RUIN
THIS WONDERFUL
RELATIONSHIP
BEFORE IT EVEN
GETS STARTED.
Camille:
HEY RENE!
ARE YOU PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK?
UH-UH-UH-UH-UH.
CONNIE...
AND CAMILLE.
IS IT MY IMAGINATION
OR ARE YOU TWO EVEN
MORE BEAUTIFUL
IN CALIFORNIA THAN YOU
EVER WERE BACK HOME?
OH, RENE. NOW, DO
YOU STAY UP NIGHTS
THINKING UP THESE
LITTLE BOUQUETS
OR DO THEY JUST
COME TO YOU
ON THE SPUR
OF THE MOMENT?
OH, YOU FLATTER ME.
WE CAME
TO ASK A FAVOR.
YEAH.
GIVE ME A COOKIE
I PROMISE YOU ANYTHING.
I TOLD YOU
THIS WOULD WORK.
WE, UM... WE WANT
TO HIRE YOUR ASSISTANT.
JOSH?
MM-HMM.
WHY?
OH, NOW, BECAUSE
HE'S SO GOOD.
I KNOW. I WOULD
BE LOST WITHOUT HIM.
WELL, IT'S YOUR FAULT
THAT WE HAVE TO ASK.
MY FAULT?
MM-HMM.
WELL, YES, IF YOU'D
NOT CONVINCED US
TO LEAVE
TENNESSEE...
WE'D STILL BE CATERING
ELKS' PICNICS
INSTEAD OF
HOSTING OUR OWN
NATIONALLY SYNDICATED
TELEVISION SHOW.
AND TRAVELING THE
WORLD TO PROMOTE
OUR NEW COOKBOOKS.
WITH NO TIME AT ALL
TO DO ALL THE GOOD THINGS
THAT A GOOD PERSONAL
ASSISTANT WOULD TAKE CARE OF.
BUT IF YOU DON'T
WANT HIM TO LEAVE...
I WOULD NEVER WANT
TO STAND IN HIS WAY.
MAKE HIM AN OFFER.
IF HE WANTS TO GO,
THEN BLESS HIM.
Josh:
RENE, THEY'RE READY.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE
CONNIE AND CAMILLE ARE?
OH, WE'RE COMING.
WE'LL GO AND GIVE WHOEVER YOU
GOT HIDING IN THE BATHROOM
TIME TO COME OUT.
BYE-BYE!
C'EST LA VIE.
NOW... WHERE WERE WE?
MAKING PROMOS.
Dunn:
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE.
NOW, WE'RE RUNNING
A LITTLE LATE.
SO, UH, WE'LL START
WITH YOU, MARISSA.
I THINK I'M UP NEXT.
WELL, LET'S, UH,
LET'S USE DR. TRAVIS
JUST FOR A
CHANGE OF PACE.
SURE, OKAY, I'M READY.
YOU GO AROUND
WITH MARISSA, PLEASE.
ACTION.
HELLO, I'M DR. TRAVIS
INVITING YOU
TO THE CUISINE CHANNEL'S
CELEBRITY CHEF COOK-OFF,
FEATURING, AMONG OTHERS
THE AMAZING
MARISSA PARKHURST.
PERFECT FOR
ENTERTAINING...
CHICKEN MARISSA...
MADE FROM MY OWN
FREE-RANGE CHICKEN
AND VEGETABLES STRAIGHT
FROM MY GARDEN
PRESENTED IN MY LOVELY
POTTERY CASSEROLE
AVAILABLE THROUGH
MY CATALOG
ALONG WITH MY LOVELY
HAND-LOOMED POT HOLDERS.
YOU HAVE YOUR OWN LOOM?
AND A CHURN
AND A SMOKEHOUSE
AND A WINE PRESS.
YOU HAVE A
PROBLEM WITH THAT?
WHEN DO YOU RELAX?
I'M RELAXED RIGHT NOW.
CUT.
I NEED ANOTHER TAKE.
HE WRECKED IT.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
Mark:
HELLO, EVERYBODY.
I'M DR. MARK SLOAN, INVITING YOU
TO THE CUISINE CHANNEL'S
CELEBRITY CHEF COOK-OFF
FEATURING THOSE
TWO SASSY SISTERS
CONNIE AND CAMILLE
CARMICHAEL.
SO, WHAT'S COOKING
TODAY, LADIES?
WELL, CORNBREAD...
AND... COUNTRY-FRIED
RABBIT WITH PORK RINDS
AND SASSAFRAS ROOT.
MMM...
IT'S A COUNTRY BOY'S
IDEA OF HEAVEN.
HELLO, I'M DR. AMANDA BENTLEY,
INVITING YOU
TO THE CUISINE CHANNEL'S
CELEBRITY CHEF COOK-OFF
WITH CHEF ELLIOT GRAYSON.
COUSCOUS WITH CURRANTS
AND CRUDITES.
EAT THIS IF YOU WANT
TO LIVE TILL TUESDAY.
AND CUT.
INSPIRING.
YOU ARE VERY GOOD,
DR. BENTLEY.
THE CAMERA LOVES YOU.
WHY DON'T WE USE YOU
FOR RENE AS WELL?
YEAH, YOU WANT
TO TAKE THIS, BOB?
I'VE GOT SOMETHING
I'VE GOT TO TAKE CARE OF.
OH, THANK YOU.
CILANTRO.
I FORGOT IT.
JOSH.
I'M SORRY.
I REMEMBERED
EVERYTHING ELSE.
OKAY, NO PROBLEM.
I KNOW SOMETHING
I CAN DO
THAT INVOLVES
JUST A LITTLE BIT
OF MY OWN SPECIAL "MAJIK."
AMANDA, PLEASE.
MY OWN SECRET FORMULA.
KA-POW.
GET READY.
THIS IS TO DIE FOR.
OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE FIRING ME.
NO. WHY WOULD I FIRE YOU?
MY RATINGS ARE DOWN.
YOU HATE ME.
NO, YOUR RATINGS ARE FINE
FOR THEIR TIME SLOT.
MOST PEOPLE DON'T COOK
AT 3:00 A.M., YOU KNOW?
AND I DON'T HATE YOU.
YOU BROUGHT ME A GIFT BASKET.
WHAT ELSE COULD IT MEAN?
ELLIOT, I AM NOT FIRING YOU.
Amanda:
Rene?
OH, MY GOD.
Rene!
Eliot:
CHEAP PLAY FOR ATTENTION.
Amanda:
Rene!
Oh, Rene!
Oh, my God!
Dunn:
DR. SLOAN?
I'M SORRY.
NO!
NO, HE CAN'T BE DEAD.
YOU HAVE TO KEEP TRYING.
YOU KEEP BREATHING, RENE.
AMANDA, HONEY.
AMANDA.
NO, NO.
OH, RENE, RENE.
WHAT HAPPENED?
WELL, IT'LL TAKE
AN AUTOPSY TO BE CERTAIN
BUT ALL THE SIGNS POINT
TO ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK.
THE VICTIM'S NAME
WAS RENE FONTENOT.
HE WAS FLUSHED.
HIS WINDPIPE
SWELLED SHUT.
I'M PRETTY SURE THERE'S
FLUID IN THE LUNGS.
ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK.
THAT'D BE CAUSED
BY A FOOD ALLERGY?
YEAH. HE WAS ALLERGIC
TO SHELLFISH.
MARK IS TALKING TO
THE CORONER RIGHT NOW.
BUT HE WAS VERY CAREFUL.
I MEAN,
HE NEVER COOKED SHELLFISH.
NEVER EVEN TOUCHED IT.
HE WAS COOKING CHICKEN.
HE NEVER WENT
NEAR A PRODUCT
OR MEDICATION
WITH IODINE.
HE HAD, UH,
ONE CLOSE CALL
FIVE YEARS AGO
WHEN HE ATE SOME
SEA BASS THAT
HAD EATEN SHRIMP
AND IT ALMOST
KILLED HIM.
HE WAS PARANOID
ABOUT IODINE.
THAT'S NOT ALL.
JUST MOMENTS BEFORE HE DIED
THE MICROWAVE
ON THE SET EXPLODED.
ALL RIGHT, FOLKS.
NOBODY LEAVES THIS SET
WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.
I JUST WANT TO SAY
THAT IF RENE
WAS INDEED MURDERED
I'LL DO EVERYTHING
IN MY POWER
TO HELP FIND THE KILLER.
YOU AND RENE FONTENOT
WERE CLOSE?
OH, YEAH. HE HAD THE HIGHEST
RATINGS ON MY NETWORK, YEAH.
AMANDA, THE
CORONER AGREES
IT WAS MOST LIKELY
ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK.
YOU AND, UH, RENE...?
WE WERE FRIENDS.
IT COULD HAVE BEEN A SHORT.
OR SOMEBODY COULD HAVE
DELIBERATELY SABOTAGED IT.
YEAH.
JESS, YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD
WITH THESE THINGS.
YOU THINK YOU
CAN TAKE A LOOK AT IT
SEE IF YOU CAN FIGURE OUT
WHAT MADE IT EXPLODE?
YEAH. I MEAN, IT'S
NOT EXACTLY BRAIN SURGERY.
ALL RIGHT.
WEAR YOUR GLOVES.
ALTHOUGH, I KNOW
HOW TO DO BRAIN SURGERY.
GOAT CHEESE?!
YOU PUT GOAT CHEESE
ON MY BEAUTIFUL CROUTONS?!
I TOLD YOU TO USE CAMEMBERT,
YOU CRETIN.
YOU WILL NEVER WORK
IN THIS TOWN AGAIN.
IF I EVER HIRE ANOTHER CHEF
WHO WASN'T TRAINED IN PARIS
JUST SHOOT ME.
UH, THAT
WOULD BE ILLEGAL, MA'AM
AND I HOPE YOU
DON'T MIND ME SAYING SO
BUT YOU SEEM
TO HAVE QUITE A TEMPER.
I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T CATCH YOUR NAME.
LIEUTENANT STEVE SLOAN.
IT'S A SLAPDASH WORLD,
LIEUTENANT, FULL OF LOWLIFES
WHO WASH THEIR COLORS
IN WITH THEIR WHITES.
I HAVE STANDARDS, AND
DAMNED LITTLE TOLERANCE
FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T.
THAT'S WHY I'M SO SUCCESSFUL.
I'M STERN, BUT I'M FAIR.
I ELEVATE MY AUDIENCE.
BUT YOU'RE NOT HERE TO TALK
ABOUT MY AUDIENCE, ARE YOU?
YOU AND RENE FONTENOT...
YOU, UH, GOT
ALONG ALL RIGHT?
WE MET WHEN WE WERE STUDENTS
AT THE CULINARY INSTITUTE
AND WE STAYED
CLOSE FRIENDS
EVER SINCE.
THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW
IF SOMEONE
WANTED TO
KILL HIM.
I KNOW YOU WANT US
TO FIND RENE'S KILLER.
OF COURSE.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO TALK
TO HIS EX-WIFE.
THEIR BREAKUP
WAS PRETTY VOLATILE.
AND WHERE WOULD I FIND HER?
WHY, RIGHT HERE
AT THE STUDIO, OF COURSE.
HE USED TO BE MARRIED
TO CAMILLE CARMICHAEL.
ONE DAY IN THE STUDIO,
I OVERHEAD CAMILLE
AND RENE ARGUING.
THEY DIDN'T SEE ME.
EVERYBODY KNEW
THAT RENE CHEATED ON HER
EVERYBODY BUT POOR CAMILLE.
APPARENTLY, ONE DAY,
THE INFIDELITY
BECAME SO FLAGRANT
THAT EVEN SHE
COULDN'T IGNORE IT ANY LONGER.
WHEN I HEARD THEM
SHE WAS LETTING HIM HAVE IT
WITH BOTH BARRELS.
SHE ACCUSED HIM OF STEALING
SOME SANDWICH RECIPE
FROM HER AND HER SISTER.
SHE SLAPPED HIM
AND SHE THREW A RING AT HIM AND
STALKED OFF.
HOW LONG AGO WAS THAT?
ABOUT A YEAR AGO.
THAT'S A LIE.
YOU THINK THAT I DIDN'T KNOW
FROM THE BEGINNING
OF MY MARRIAGE
THAT HE WAS CHEATING ON ME?
WE'RE JUST TRYING
TO GET AN IDEA OF
WHO MIGHT HAVE HAD
A MOTIVE
FOR KILLING MR. FONTENOT.
ARE YOU'RE SAYING
MISS PARKHURST'S
STORY ISN'T ACCURATE?
SHE MUST THINK I AM
SOME SIMPLE LITTLE COUNTRY GIRL
WITH GRITS FOR BRAINS.
SO YOU KNEW
HE HAD AN AFFAIR?
IT MUST HAVE MADE
YOU ANGRY.
OF COURSE,
IT MADE IT ANGRY AT FIRST
BUT, OH, HECK,
WHO CAN STAY ANGRY
AT A FORCE OF NATURE,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
LET ME TELL YOU.
RENE WAS AS COMPLETELY
IRRESISTIBLE TO WOMEN
AS A 50%-OFF SHOE SALE.
LOOK, MY SISTER AND I,
WE GREW UP WITH RENE.
I KNEW HE COULD NEVER BE
FAITHFUL, BUT...
UH...
I ADMIT IT.
I LOVED HIM ANYWAY.
WHAT ABOUT THE ARGUMENT
THAT MARISSA OVERHEARD?
IT'S TRUE.
I FINALLY HAD
ALL I COULD TAKE FROM RENE.
AS MUCH AS I LOVED HIM
I NEEDED
A MORE STABLE RELATIONSHIP
BUT I TRULY WAS MORE SAD
THAN ANGRY, AND I WAS DETERMINED
THAT WE WOULD
REMAIN FRIENDS.
SO THERE WERE
NO HARSH WORDS WHATSOEVER?
THAT'S KIND OF HARD TO BELIEVE.
WELL, I WAS ANNOYED AT HIM
FOR TAKING MY RECIPE
FOR MUFFELETTA SANDWICH.
MUFFELETTA SANDWICH?
I HAVEN'T HAD
ONE OF THOSE IN YEARS.
WHAT IS
MUFFELETTA?
OH, IT'S LIKE TAKING
NEW ORLEANS
AND DISTILLING IT
INTO ONE SANDWICH.
THAT'S MUFFELETTA.
Candice:
CONNIE AND I INVENTED
A SPECIAL REMOULADE
FOR OUR MUFFELETTA
AND WHEN I SAW THE GALLEYS
OF RENE'S NEW COOKBOOK
WELL, THERE WAS THE RECIPE
FOR THE REMOULLADE,
OUR REMOULLADE.
NOW, WHEN I CONFRONTED RENE
HE IMMEDIATELY
APOLOGIZED
AND WENT STRAIGHT
TO THE PHONE
TO CALL HIS EDITOR
TO GIVE US CREDIT
IN HIS BOOK.
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,
CHECK OUT CHAPTER SEVEN...
"SANDWICHES
FROM AROUND THE WORLD"...
PAGE 94,
FOURTH PARAGRAPH, THIRD LINE.
SO YOU DIDN'T SLAP
RENE AND STALK
OFF THE STAGE?
WE HUGGED.
WE HUGGED
AND WE KISSED GOOD-BYE.
ONE OTHER THING, YOU KNOW,
WE WEREN'T ON THE STAGE.
WE WERE IN RENE'S TRAILER.
AND IF MARISSA WAS THERE,
I'D LIKE TO KNOW
WHERE THE HELL
SHE WAS HIDING.
Mark:
STEVE?
GOT A MINUTE?
THE INSULATION
HAD BEEN REPLACED
WITH A FLAMMABLE
MATERIAL, CAUSING IT
TO CATCH FIRE WHEN
SHE STARTED IT UP.
SO, THEN, IT
WAS PLANNED.
I'M NOT SURE WHAT THAT
HAS TO DO WITH RENE'S DEATH.
I THINK MAYBE
MARISSA PARKHURST
MIGHT BE ABLE
TO TELL US
A LITTLE BIT
ABOUT THAT.
MISS PARKHURST?
I DIDN'T SEE
HER ON THE SET.
I TOLD HER
NOT TO LEAVE.
HAVE YOU SEEN
MARISSA PARKHURST?
NO, SHE HASN'T
COME THIS WAY.
WELL, WE BETTER SPLIT UP
AND FIND HER.
Amanda:
LET IT GO!
Marissa:
NO! IT'S NOT YOURS!
I DON'T CARE. IT'S GOING TO
BE MINE.
NO. YOU CAN'T
HAVE IT!
AMANDA?
AMANDA...
THOSE ARE PRIVATE.
OH, THE ELUSIVE
MISS PARKHURST.
WHAT'S THAT?
IT'S DISGUSTING.
IT'S NOT
DISGUSTING.
IT'S JUST REALLY
ISN'T ANYBODY'S BUSINESS.
Steve:
PICTURES OF MARISSA.
PICTURES OF LOTS OF WOMEN.
APPARENTLY, THEY HAVE
NOTHING TO HIDE.
I'M SO EMBARRASSED.
HMM, AND LIMBER.
OH, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE.
DON'T GO.
I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
WERE YOU AND RENE
IN LOVE?
I GUESS SO.
HE SAID HE WAS.
I WAS BEGINNING TO.
YOU DIDN'T TELL ANYBODY.
OH, MARK, I WANTED
TO BE SURE.
I HAVE C.J. TO THINK
OF, AND NOW DION.
I CAN'T JUST GO OUT
THERE AND DO WHATEVER
AND IF I'M UNSURE
THEN IT'S UNFAIR
TO THE CHILDREN
AND NOW THOSE
AWFUL PHOTOGRAPHS.
YOU DIDN'T...?
NO.
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
BUT, MARK, ALL
THOSE WOMEN...
I HAD NO IDEA.
I FEEL SO FOOLISH.
YOU SHOULD GO HOME.
NO, MARK, I WANT
TO STAY HERE.
BUT THERE'S NO TELLING
WHAT WE MIGHT FIND OUT
ABOUT RENE FONTENOT
AND WHY ANYBODY
WOULD WANT TO KILL HIM.
WHATEVER IT IS,
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE IT.
MARK, I'VE ALREADY
SEEN THE WORST.
BESIDES, WE STILL HAVE
THE PROMOS TO DO
AND THERE'S SOMETHING...
HONEY, YOU'RE
EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED.
NOW, YOU SHOULD GO HOME.
I'M SORRY.
I'LL TAKE YOU
TO YOUR CAR.
OH, MARK.
Steve:
17 WOMEN
ALL POSING WITH BIG GRINS
AND NOT MUCH ELSE.
HOW DID HE GET AWAY WITH THIS?
RENE WAS IRRESISTIBLE.
WOMEN WOULD DO
WHATEVER HE ASKED.
I DON'T KNOW
A SINGLE GUY
THAT COULD GET AWAY WITH THIS.
WHAT DID HE HAVE?
I CAN'T DESCRIBE IT, LIEUTENANT.
THERE'S NO FORMULA.
WOMEN KNOW IT WHEN THEY SEE IT.
IT'S LIKE...
EVERY WOMAN HE MET HAD P.M.S.
AND RENE WAS CHOCOLATE.
HE CONNED ALL THESE WOMEN.
IT WASN'T A CON.
IT WAS OUR PLEASURE,
DETECTIVE... BELIEVE ME.
WHAT I FIND
HARD TO BELIEVE
IS THAT NONE OF
YOU WERE JEALOUS.
I SUPPOSE I WAS,
AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT.
I ENVIED CAMILLE.
OBVIOUSLY, THEY COULD BE
TOGETHER WHENEVER THEY WANTED.
WE HAD TO HIDE.
I HATED IT.
SNEAKING IN AND OUT
OF HIS TRAILER
LIKE SOME CAT BURGLAR IN HEAT.
CAMILLE TOLD US
THAT SHE BROKE UP
WITH RENE IN HIS TRAILER,
NOT ON STAGE.
YOU WERE THERE,
WEREN'T YOU?
IN THE BATHROOM.
YOU CAN'T TELL KEITH ABOUT THIS.
HE DOESN'T KNOW.
WHY WOULD YOUR PRODUCER CARE
IF YOU AND RENE
WERE ROMANCING EACH OTHER?
HE'S...
WELL, YOU KNOW...
HE'S MY HUSBAND.
HAVE YOU SEEN
MY DAD?
NO, NO, LISTEN...
PLEASE, PLEASE TELL ME
THAT YOU'RE GOING TO LET
MY PEOPLE GO HOME.
THEY'RE GETTING EDGY AS HOSTAGES
AND IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.
I'M SORRY, NOT YET
BUT, UH, THERE'S
A QUESTION I
NEED TO ASK YOU.
WHAT?
IT MAY NOT BE
EASY TO ANSWER.
OH, NO. DETECTIVE,
I AM A PRODUCER.
THERE ARE NO
HARD QUESTIONS.
EXCEPT, MAYBE, "WHY ARE
YOUR RATINGS GOING DOWN?"
OKAY, UH,
DID YOU KNOW
YOUR WIFE HAD AN
AFFAIR WITH RENE?
WELL, I KNEW THIS
WOULD COME OUT.
YEAH, I KNEW THAT, YEAH.
I THINK EVERY WOMAN
THAT RENE EVER MET
HE SLEPT WITH, BUT...
OH, GOD, YOU DON'T THINK
I HAD ANYTHING TO DO
WITH HIS DEATH?
JEALOUSY IS A
PRETTY POWERFUL
MOTIVE FOR MURDER
UNLESS YOU'RE SAYING,
YOU JUST DIDN'T CARE.
CARE? OF COURSE I CARED.
I CARED LIKE YOU CARE
WHEN A THUNDERSTORM
RAINS OUT YOUR GOLF GAME.
YOU REALLY WISHED
IT HADN'T HAPPENED
BUT THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO ABOUT THAT.
YOUR WIFE IS HARDLY
A GOLF GAME
AND RENE WASN'T RAIN.
DETECTIVE, I AM A LIMITED MAN.
I HAVE TWO THINGS
IN MY LIFE THAT I ENJOY:
MY BEAUTIFUL
AND ACCOMPLISHED WIFE
AND MY OLDEST FRIEND, RENE.
NOW, IF I'D HAVE LOST MY TEMPER
ABOUT THEIR HAVING HAD AN AFFAIR
THEN I WOULD HAVE LOST THEM BOTH
AND HOW WOULD THAT HAVE SERVED
MY LIFE BETTER?
STILL, IN THE HEAT
OF THE MOMENT...
OH, THERE'S NO HEAT, I TOLD YOU.
HE WAS MY OLDEST FRIEND.
WE STARTED
BUSINESS TOGETHER.
WE WERE YOUNGER THEN.
YEAH, WE WORKED TOGETHER
IN THIS HOLE-IN-THE-WALL DIVE
IN AN ALLEY IN NEW ORLEANS.
CLIENTELE WASN'T VERY REFINED.
IF IT WASN'T BURGERS AND BEANS,
THEY WOULDN'T EAT IT.
YEAH, WE HAD A GREAT TIME.
WE EVEN ROOMED TOGETHER.
YEAH, AND WE PLANNED
OUR GLORIOUS...
OUR GLORIOUS FUTURES
OVER BEER-AND-GRITS BREAKFASTS.
AH... HAPPY TIMES.
THOSE WERE THE DAYS, MY FRIEND.
THOSE WHERE THE DAYS.
WELL... RENE'S DEAD
AND-AND I WANT YOU
TO FIND HIS KILLER
BUT THAT DOESN'T
GIVE YOU THE RIGHT
TO EXPOSE MY PRIVATE LIFE.
WE'RE NOT EXPOSING ANYTHING,
MS. CARMICHAEL.
WE'RE INVESTIGATING
THE MURDER.
ANYTHING YOU SAY
WILL BE BETWEEN US.
OKAY, YES.
I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH RENE.
WELL, SEVERAL OF THEM, ACTUALLY.
IT WAS SORT
OF OFF AND ON.
RENE WASN'T REALLY
A STEADY EDDIE.
YOU KEPT THIS AFFAIR A SECRET?
WELL, ABSOLUTELY.
NOW, ALL THIS HAPPENED BEFORE
CAMILLE AND RENE WERE MARRIED
AND THEN AGAIN A LITTLE AFTER
THEY WERE SEPARATED
BUT STILL, IF SHE KNEW,
SHE WOULD PROBABLY
THROW THE HISSY
FIT OF ALL TIME.
AND YOU WERE AFRAID
SHE'D BE SO MAD
THAT SHE MIGHT
DO SOMETHING STUPID
LIKE KILL YOUR RENE.
OH, NO. SHE'S MY SISTER.
I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT HER.
I WAS AN IDIOT.
FOR BEING WITH RENE
OR FOR LETTING HIM
TAKE YOUR PICTURE?
OH, NO, NOBODY EVER
REGRETTED BEING WITH RENE
EVER
NO MATTER HOW IT ENDED.
SO, I SUPPOSE THIS OFFICIALLY
MAKES ME A
SUSPECT, HUH?
NO MORE OR LESS
THAN ANYBODY ELSE IN THIS ALBUM.
YOU KNOW, YOUR SISTER SAID
THAT YOU AND SHE
WENT TO SCHOOL WITH RENE.
OH, YES.
SO WHERE DID THAT
FRENCH ACCENT COME FROM?
PRETENSION.
YOU SEE, TO BEGIN WITH
HIS NAME WAS
NOT RENE FONTENOT.
NO, IT WAS DON EDDIE WOLFSTEIN.
AND HE IS FROM MEMPHIS,
NOT NEW ORLEANS.
SEE, HIS PARENTS BOTH WORKED
SO HE WAS ALWAYS OVER
TO OUR HOUSE
AND EVEN THEN, HE WAS SUCH
A CUTE LITTLE SCAMP.
I MEAN, YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE
THE THINGS HE GOT AWAY WITH.
SO YOU MUST HAVE KNOWN HIM
WHEN, UH, HE AND KEITH DUNN WERE
PARTNERS IN A RESTAURANT.
PARTNERS? WELL, WHO TOLD YOU
THEY WERE PARTNERS?
NO, NO... KEITH WAS THE BOSS
AND HE TREATED RENE
LIKE A SLAVE.
I MEAN, MY LORD, HE MADE RENE
DO ALL THE DIRTY WORK
AND HE PAID HIM
NEXT TO NOTHING
BUT RENE GOT EVEN.
Steve:
HOW'D HE DO THAT?
WELL, AFTER KEITH'S RESTAURANT
BURNED DOWN
HE STARTED THE CUISINE CHANNEL
ON A SHOESTRING
BUT, SEE, BY THAT TIME
DON EDDIE WOLFSTEIN
HAD BECOME RENE FONTENOT
WITH A REPUTATION
FOR BEING A HOT CAJUN COOK.
SO WHEN KEITH
OFFERED HIM A
SHOW ON THE CHANNEL
RENE JUST SMILED AND MADE HIM
PAY THROUGH THE NOSE.
STEVE, COME QUICK.
WE FOUND SOMETHING.
AMANDA, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO GO HOME.
YOU DID,
THEN I REMEMBERED SOMETHING
THAT MIGHT BE A CLUE.
MARK ASKED ME, "WHAT IS IT?"
AND I SAID,
"I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU
"UNLESS YOU LET ME STAY
AND HELP FIND
RENE'S KILLER."
LOOK, ALL RIGHT,
I GET THE PICTURE.
EVERYBODY, YOU CAN
GO BACK IN THE STAGE
AND JUST LET US HANDLE THIS.
WE'RE ALL
INVOLVED IN THIS.
WELL, THAT'S RIGHT.
WE HAVE A
RIGHT TO KNOW.
IF YOU'VE DISCOVERED
SOMETHING
WE OUGHT TO
KNOW WHAT IT IS.
WELL, I WASN'T EXPECTING
A CROWD.
WELL, YOU
SURE GOT ONE.
EVERYBODY,
JUST WAIT OUT HERE.
OKAY, LET'S GO.
WELL?
APPARENTLY,
WHEN AMANDA
WAS WAITING HERE
IN THE BATHROOM
SHE NOTICED
THIS WOODEN PANEL
WAS PULLED LOOSE
FROM THE BASE.
Amanda:
RENE WAS A
FASTIDIOUS MAN.
FASTIDIOUS.
HE NEVER WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED
SHODDY FINISH WORK.
WE CAME BACK
TO HAVE A LOOK.
HAVE YOU TOUCHED THIS?
I HAVEN'T EVEN
BREATHED ON IT.
NO, AS SOON
AS WE SAW IT
I CAME AND GOT YOU.
WHAT IS IT?
WHAT'S INSIDE?
Connie:
OH, MY GOD.
WHERE'D RENE GET
THAT KIND OF MONEY?
ARE YOU DENSE?
HE WAS OBVIOUSLY
BLACKMAILING SOMEONE.
Connie:
RENE WOULDN'T DO THAT.
Camille:
YOU'RE RIGHT.
RENE'S A LOVER, NOT A THIEF.
Josh:
HE HAD PLENTY
OF MONEY.
HE DIDN'T HAVE TO
BLACKMAIL ANYBODY
AND HE WOULDN'T HAVE;
HE WAS AN HONEST MAN.
Mark:
YOU KNOW, IT MAY
OR MAY NOT BE BLACKMAIL
BUT, STEVE,
YOU MAY WANT TO CHECK OUT
RENE'S BANK RECORDS.
JESSE, WOULD YOU
CHECK SOMETHING OUT FOR ME?
SURE. WHAT DO
YOU NEED?
Mark:
MR. DUNN...
SEVERAL PEOPLE HAVE
SUGGESTED THAT OF
EVERYONE HERE
YOU'RE THE ONE
MOST CAPABLE
OF PUTTING YOUR HANDS
ON THE $100,000
THAT'S IN THAT
BRIEFCASE.
UH... I WOULD DIE,
I REALLY WOULD
IF MARISSA KNEW THIS,
BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I DON'T HAVE $100,000.
NOT IN CASH,
NOT IN SECURITIES,
NOT IN ANYTHING.
Steve:
BUT YOU OWN THE
CUISINE CHANNEL.
IT'S MORTGAGED
TO THE HILT
RIGHT DOWN TO
THE TART PANS.
I'VE SECRETLY BEEN
TRYING TO SELL IT.
I'M SURPRISED;
FOOD IS VERY POPULAR.
EVERYBODY'S GOT TO EAT.
YEAH, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE
ANYBODY'S GOING TO STARVE
IF THEY DON'T USE OUR RECIPES,
YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, WHO'S GOING TO BUY
THE CUISINE CHANNEL
WITHOUT THE GREAT RENE FONTENOT?
NO WONDER YOU REMAINED FRIENDS.
RENE'S BEEN YOUR BIGGEST ASSET,
HASN'T HE?
OH, YEAH.
I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T KILL HIM
BUT, YOU KNOW, I THINK
I MIGHT KNOW
WHO DID.
ONE DAY LAST WEEK,
I WAS WALKING TO MY OFFICE
AND I HEARD
ELLIOT AND RENE ARGUING.
THEY WERE SCREAMING SO LOUD
THEY DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE ME.
ELLIOT WAS RAVING AT RENE
ABOUT HIS CREAM CUISINE.
CALLING HIM
A CHOLESTEROL KILLER.
AND THEN RENE SAID THAT ELLIOT
WAS JUST JEALOUS
BECAUSE HE WAS THE STAR
OF THE SHOW BEFORE RENE CAME.
NOW, LOSING TWO OF MY CHEFS
IS CERTAINLY GOING TO KILL
ANY DEAL TO SELL THIS CHANNEL
BUT, YOU KNOW...
I THOUGHT I OWED IT TO RENE
TO TELL YOU.
LIAR! LIAR! DAMNED LIAR!
LET ME GO!
I'M GOING TO MAKE KEITH
TELL YOU THE TRUTH!
LOOK, YOU'RE NOT GOING
ANYWHERE NEAR MR. DUNN.
MR. GRAYSON,
YOU TELL US.
WE'LL TAKE CARE
OF KEITH DUNN.
I WASN'T THE
ONE WHO ARGUED
WITH RENE.
IT WAS KEITH.
ACTUALLY, IT WAS
MORE LIKE A BRAWL.
THEY WERE THROWING THINGS
AND YELLING ABOUT WHO HAD
DONE MORE FOR THE OTHER ONE.
CAN YOU IMAGINE, TWO GROWN MEN
ACTING LIKE HOODLUMS?
KEITH THREATENED TO FIRE RENE.
RENE SAID, "GO AHEAD!"
THE CUISINE CHANNEL WOULD
GO DOWN THE DRAIN WITHOUT HIM.
WAS THAT ALL?
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
IT WAS BARBARIC.
OF COURSE, I WOULD EXPECT
THAT SORT OF BEHAVIOR FROM THEM.
KEITH, IN PARTICULAR,
IS QUITE THE INSENSITIVE BOOR.
YOU KNOW WHAT
HE DID TO ME TODAY?
NO, BUT I EXPECT
YOU'LL TELL US.
NOT TWO HOURS AGO,
HE GAVE ME AN EXPENSIVE GIFT.
HMM, THAT WOULD
CERTAINLY FROST ME.
PATE, CHEESE, RED WINE.
I WOULD RATHER EAT
NAILS AND HE KNOWS IT!
Camille:
YOU SLEPT WITH MY HUSBAND!
YOU DID! I KNOW YOU DID!
Connie:
I DIDN'T! OW! OW!
I SAW YOUR PICTURE
IN HIS ALBUM.
OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE
MY OWN SISTER!
LADIES! LADIES! STOP IT!
YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELF.
RENE IS DEAD AND ALL
YOU CAN DO IS BICKER
ABOUT WHO HAD HIM LAST.
SHE SLEPT WITH MY HUSBAND.
WELL, HE WASN'T YOUR HUSBAND
AT THE TIME.
THAT DOESN'T MATTER.
WHAT MATTERS IS RENE IS DEAD
AND SOMEONE HERE
KILLED HIM.
LIEUTENANT SLOAN HERE.
IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T
FIGURED IT OUT, DARLINGS
SHE'S ANOTHER MEMBER
OF THE CLUB.
I BEG YOUR PARDON.
I'M NOT A MEMBER
OF ANY CLUB.
ARE YOU SAYING YOU DIDN'T
HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH RENE?
WELL, I MIGHT HAVE.
I PROBABLY
WOULD HAVE
BUT IT WASN'T JUST
A, YOU KNOW...
OH, WELL, IT WASN'T
FOR ANY OF US, EITHER, HONEY.
THAT WAS JUST RENE.
ALL RIGHT, THANKS.
THE CORONER
FINISHED THE AUTOPSY.
YOU WERE RIGHT.
FONTENOT DIED
OF ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK... IODINE.
Mark:
WHERE DID IT
COME FROM?
WELL, THEY ANALYZED
ALL OF THE INGREDIENTS
HE USED
AND FOUND IT
IN HIS SHAKER OF SPICES.
RENE'S FAMOUS MAJIK
WAS FULL OF IODINE.
NOW WHO HANDED
THE MAJIK TO RENE?
I DID.
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE NOT REALLY
A SUSPECT
BUT I CAN'T LET YOU GO YET.
I'M SORRY.
WE'LL GET THIS WORKED OUT.
I KNOW.
STEVE, I JUST REMEMBERED
SOMETHING.
AS SOON AS I CAME INTO
THE STUDIO, IT HAPPENED.
THERE WAS A LOT OF CONFUSION,
AND MY FIRST INSTINCT
WAS TO MAKE SURE
RENE WAS ALL RIGHT
BUT HE WASN'T IN
HIS KITCHEN SET. JOSH WAS.
HE DIDN'T THINK
ANYONE WAS LOOKING
AND I DIDN'T THINK
ANYTHING OF IT AT THE TIME
BUT I SAW JOSH
TAKE RENE'S MAJIK
AND REMOVE SOME
OF THE SECRET FORMULA
AND POUR IT INTO BOTTLE
AND TAKE IT AWAY.
THAT'S A LIE.
SHE'S JUST SAYING IT SO YOU
WON'T THINK THAT SHE DID IT.
THAT FORMULA IS WORTH
A FORTUNE.
MANUFACTURERS HAVE BEEN AFTER
RENE FOR YEARS TO LICENSE IT.
"RENE FONTENOT'S MAJIK...
MORE FAMOUS THAN THE COLONEL'S
NINE HERBS AND SPICES.
NOW AVAILABLE."
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THE COMPANY THAT MAKES
IT STRIKES GOLD
BUT RENE, HE
WASN'T INTERESTED.
WELL, ARE YOU SUGGESTING
THAT JOSH STOLE THE FORMULA
TO HAVE IT ANALYZED
SO HE COULD SELL IT?
I'M TELLING YOU,
I DIDN'T DO IT.
IF YOU DID,
YOU'RE IN FOR
A BIG
DISAPPOINTMENT.
MAJIK'S A SCAM.
SECRET SPICES,
MY FOOT. IT'S SALT.
KOSHER SALT,
SEA SALT,
TABLE SALT
EVERY OTHER
KIND OF SALT
AND ALL OF IT
COLORED WITH
VEGETABLE DYE
TO LOOK EXOTIC.
YOU MEAN JOSH
STOLE SALT?
WAIT A MINUTE. OH!
I WAS HIS WIFE AND HE NEVER
TOLD ME WHAT WAS IN IT!
THAT'S ENOUGH.
KNOCK IT OFF.
LIEUTENANT!
HE'S GETTING AWAY.
I NEVER DID LIKE YOU.
Steve:
I THINK IT'S TIME
FOR YOU TO COME CLEAN, JOSH.
YOU RIGGED THE
MICROWAVE TO CREATE
A DIVERSION SO YOU
COULD STEAL THE MAJIK.
ALL RIGHT, YES, I DID IT.
I SHORTED OUT THE MICROWAVE
AND I STOLE THE MAJIK.
WHY?
RENE WOULDN'T SELL IT.
WHICH DIDN'T MAKE SENSE.
IT'S NOT LIKE HE
WASN'T ROLLING IN BUCKS.
SO YOU SAW
AN OPPORTUNITY
TO STEAL FROM YOUR UNCLE
AND YOU JUST TOOK IT.
YOU THINK I DON'T
FEEL GUILTY?
I THINK YOU FEEL CAUGHT.
I DIDN'T KILL HIM,
I SWEAR I DIDN'T.
WELL, MAYBE YOUR UNCLE FOUND OUT
YOU STOLE THE FORMULA.
MAYBE HE FIRED YOU.
MAYBE YOU GOT ANGRY
AND KILLED HIM
SO YOU COULD KEEP
THE FORMULA.
NO...
I LOVED MY UNCLE.
All:
EVERYBODY DID.
BE SURE TO MENTION THAT
TO THE JURY.
STEVE, LISTEN, BEFORE
WE ARREST ANYBODY
MAYBE WE OUGHT TO TALK.
IS THERE SOMEPLACE, UH,
PRIVATE WE COULD GO?
AND COULD I GET A...
A CHALKBOARD
AND SOME CHALK?
NOW, RENE WAS HAVING
AN AFFAIR WITH CONNIE.
EITHER BEFORE OR AFTER
HE WAS MARRIED
TO HER SISTER CAMILLE.
YEAH, WHICH WAS EITHER
BEFORE OR AFTER
RENE HAD AN AFFAIR
WITH MARISSA.
WHICH WAS DURING THE SAME TIME
MARISSA WAS MARRIED
TO KEITH DUNN.
MAKES YOU WONDER
HOW THEY HAD TIME TO COOK.
WHAT'S WORSE IS,
THEY ALL LIE
AND CONTRADICT
EACH OTHER.
YOU'D THINK IT WAS CONGRESS.
HEY.
I'VE GOT IT.
WHAT IS IT?
YEAH, I THINK I KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED.
Jesse:
CAN EVERYONE GATHER AROUND?
IT'S IMPORTANT.
I'M LOSING MONEY
EVERY MINUTE I STAND HERE.
CAN'T YOU EVER THINK
OF ANYONE BUT YOURSELF?
WHY WOULD I?
IS ANYBODY ELSE
THINKING ABOUT ME?
YOU KNOW, IF WE COULD JUST
FOCUS HERE FOR A SECOND
I THINK DR. SLOAN
WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING.
THANK YOU, JESSE.
LET'S START BY
TALKING ABOUT LIES.
NOW, EACH ONE OF YOU
TOLD A LIE...
YES, YOU DID...
WITH ONE THING IN
COMMON... YOU ALL LIED
ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIVES.
KEITH DUNN LIED
ABOUT HIS BUSINESS.
THAT GOT ME CURIOUS.
SO I ASKED MY COLLEAGUE,
DR. TRAVIS
TO DO A LITTLE RESEARCH.
KEITH, YOU SAID THAT
YOUR RESTAURANT
WAS DOING WELL
BUT THE TRUTH IS,
THAT NEIGHBORHOOD
HAD CHANGED A LOT
AND YOUR BUSINESS
WAS DECLINING SERIOUSLY
AND ON TOP OF
THAT, YOU WEREN'T
THE SOLE OWNER.
YOU WERE UP TO
YOUR NECK IN DEBT
TO SOME INVESTORS
WHO WANTED
THEIR MONEY BACK.
WHERE IS THIS LEADING,
DR. SLOAN?
TO THE MYSTERIOUS FIRE
THAT BURNED YOUR
RESTAURANT DOWN.
IT WAS TERRIBLE;
IT WAS DEVASTATING.
OH, I DOUBT THAT.
YOU COLLECTED THAT INSURANCE
MONEY AND LEFT TOWN.
YOUR INVESTORS DIDN'T GET
A DIME
AND YOU PUT EVERY NICKEL OF IT
INTO THE CUISINE CHANNEL.
THAT LITTLE FIRE MADE YOU
A FORTUNE, DIDN'T IT, KEITH?
IF YOU'RE INSINUATING
THAT I HAD ANYTHING TO
DO WITH THAT FIRE...
I'M NOT INSINUATING.
I KNOW YOU DID.
THE AUTHORITIES
INVESTIGATED THAT FIRE
AND THERE WAS NO EVIDENCE
THAT IT WAS ANYTHING
BUT AN ACCIDENT.
Mark:
BUT SOMEONE KNEW, DIDN'T THEY?
DR. SLOAN, ARE YOU
IMPLYING THAT RENE
WAS BLACKMAILING KEITH?
THE MONEY WAS IN RENE'S TRAILER
SO IT'S A PRETTY OBVIOUS
ASSUMPTION.
RENE WOULD NEVER DO THAT...
HE'S JUST NOT THE TYPE.
YEAH, I THOUGHT THAT,
TOO, SO I HAD STEVE
DO A LITTLE CHECKING.
THERE WERE NO BANK DEPOSITS
TO SUGGEST THAT RENE
HAD ANY SOURCE OF INCOME
OUTSIDE OF HIS JOB.
WELL, I TOLD YOU.
AND THEN I REALIZED THAT
THERE WAS SOMEBODY ELSE WHO HAD
ACCESS TO RENE'S TRAILER.
JOSH, YOU PRETTY MUCH CAME AND
WENT AS YOU PLEASED, DIDN'T YOU?
I WASN'T BLACKMAILING
ANYBODY.
WELL, THE MONEY
WAS IN THE TRAILER
AND YOU HAD ACCESS
TO THE TRAILER
AND IF RENE WASN'T BLACKMAILING
ANYBODY...
Dunn:
NO, IT'S TRUE. HE WAS.
HE WAS BLACKMAILING ME.
BEEN BLACKMAILING ME
FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS.
KEITH, SHUT UP!
NO, NO, I WON'T.
HE SAID
RENE SENT HIM.
JOSH SAID THAT RENE
WANTED EVERYTHING
HANDLED THROUGH JOSH.
HE SAID IT WAS
RENE. YOU LIED.
IT WAS YOU.
RENE... RENE MADE ME DO IT.
HE SAID HE'D FIRE ME
IF I DIDN'T.
OH, WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT?
IT'S ALL THE DEAD GUY'S FAULT.
IT'S TRUE!
Mark:
OKAY, JOSH, LET'S SAY
THAT RENE WAS
THE BRAINS BEHIND
THE ORGANIZATION
AND YOU WERE JUST A DUPE.
AFTER RENE DIED, WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL US ABOUT THE BLACKMAIL?
WELL, I-I THOUGHT... MAYBE...
THOUGHT MAYBE
YOU'D TAKE THE MONEY.
YEAH, I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT
BUT THEN AFTER WE FOUND THE
MONEY AND YOU COULDN'T HAVE IT
WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL US THEN?
I TOLD YOU, JOSH WAS
THE BLACKMAILER.
RENE FOUND OUT,
JOSH KILLED HIM.
NO!
YEAH, I THOUGHT SO, TOO
BUT THEN I REMEMBERED SOMETHING
AMANDA SAID.
JUST MINUTES BEFORE RENE DIED,
HE WAS PRAISING JOSH
AND HOPING THAT CONNIE AND
CAMILLE WOULDN'T HIRE HIM AWAY.
THAT'S TRUE.
SO YOU WERE THE ONE IN
THE BATHROOM THIS TIME?
Dunn:
WELL, THAT'S
NO BIG DEAL.
SO WHAT? I MEAN,
RENE JUST DIDN'T
WANT TO EXPOSE JOSH YET.
POSSIBLY, BUT THEN THERE'S STILL
THE MATTER OF THE GIFT BASKET.
WHAT GIFT BASKET?
A GIFT BASKET THAT KEITH TOOK
TO ELLIOT'S TRAILER.
IT WAS EXPENSIVE,
WASN'T IT, ELLIOT?
IF YOU LIKE THAT SORT OF THING.
WHICH YOU DIDN'T.
IT WAS FULL OF CHEESE
AND PATE AND RED WINE...
FOODS THAT, UH, ELLIOT THINKS
ARE POISON AND WOULD NEVER
EAT.
NEVER!
KEITH KNEW THAT, TOO,
BUT HE ALSO KNEW THAT
UH, CHEESE AND PATE AND RED WINE
WAS RENE'S IDEA OF HEAVEN.
I SAW SEVERAL BOTTLES OF THAT
SAME BORDEAUX IN HIS TRAILER.
YOU'RE SAYING
THE BASKET WAS
INTENDED FOR RENE?
Dunn:
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
IF RENE WAS BLACKMAILING ME,
WHY WOULD I
BRING HIM A GIFT BASKET?
OH, YOU WEREN'T.
THE BASKET WAS JUST AN EXCUSE,
IN CASE SOMEBODY SAW YOU
GOING IN THERE
BECAUSE YOU KNEW
AFTER RENE DIED
WE'D ALL BE IN THERE
SEARCHING THAT TRAILER.
YOU WANTED TO GET YOUR MONEY
BACK BEFORE ANYBODY FOUND IT.
UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU,
AFTER THE FIRE
ALL THE TRAILERS WERE MOVED
TO LET THE FIRE TRUCKS IN.
THEY WERE ALL PUT BACK
BUT NOT IN THE SAME PLACE.
YOU WENT INTO ELLIOT'S TRAILER...
THINKING IT WAS
RENE'S.
I KNEW IT. I KNEW YOU DIDN'T
CARE ABOUT ME.
YOU WERE GOING TO REPLACE ME
WITH THOSE
JAPANESE GINZU CHEFS, HMM?
AS SOON AS I CAN.
DR. SLOAN, YOUR SPECULATIONS
ARE... VERY ENTERTAINING
AND IF I WEREN'T THE SUBJECT,
I'D APPLAUD
BUT YOU CAN'T PROVE ANY OF IT.
YOU CERTAINLY CAN'T PROVE
THAT I KILLED RENE
AND YOU CAN'T PROVE
THAT I WAS ANYWHERE NEAR
THAT BOTTLE OF MAJIK.
EXCEPT FOR ONE THING:
WHEN THE SPRINKLERS CAME ON,
THE MAJIK BOTTLE GOT WET
AND WHEN YOU SWITCHED
THE MAJIK BOTTLE
FOR THAT ONE THAT WAS FULL
OF IODINE...
JOSH, WOULD YOU SHOW US
THE PALM OF YOUR RIGHT HAND?
RENE HAND-COLORED
ALL HIS OWN LABELS
AND WHEN JOSH GRABBED IT,
THAT WET DYE CAME RIGHT OFF
ON HIS PALM.
UH, KEITH, COULD WE SEE
YOUR RIGHT PALM?
HE WAS A SCOUNDREL
BUT HE WAS WORTH
EVERY MINUTE YOU
SPENT WITH HIM.
I DON'T KNOW...
OH, I DO.
WHEN YOU WERE WITH RENE
EVERYTHING WENT
FROM BLACK AND WHITE
TO GLORIOUS TECHNICOLOR.
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T
THINK OF ONE WAY
MY LIFE WASN'T MADE BETTER
BY JUST KNOWING HIM.
BUT HE LIED TO YOU...
HE LIED TO ALL OF YOU.
WELL, I WOULDN'T
SAY HE LIED...
HE JUST DIDN'T
TELL EACH OF US
EVERYTHING WE
WANTED TO KNOW.
BUT HE DID TELL US
WHAT WE NEEDED TO HEAR.
IF HE SAID HE LOVED
YOU, HONEY, HE DID.
Marissa:
ONE FOR YOU.
OKAY...
A TOAST...
TO RENE FONTENOT.
ONE OF A KIND.
TO RENE.
TO RENE.
TO RENE.
THANK YOU ENOUGH.
THE PROCEEDS
FROM THIS CHARITY COOK-OFF
WILL KEEP OUR HOT MEALS PROGRAM
GOING FOR SIX MONTHS.
MY PLEASURE.
YOU KNOW,
THESE PROMOS
ARE GOOD FOR
THE NETWORK.
YEAH. VIEWERS,
THEY LIKE IT
WHEN YOU DO
SOMETHING GOOD
FOR THE COMMUNITY.
YEAH, BUILDS
RATINGS.
CAN WE GET
THIS, PLEASE?
I'VE GOT OTHER
THINGS TO DO,
YOU KNOW.
WHERE'S AMANDA?
SHE SHOULD BE HERE
FOR THE PHOTOGRAPH.
SAY CHEESE.
WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN
THAT PHOTOGRAPH
WITHOUT HER.
THIS WHOLE THING
WAS HER IDEA.
YOU KNOW, I HOPE SHE'S ALL
RIGHT.
MR. FONTENOT.
FIVE MINUTES.
LET'S GO, LET'S GO.
COME ON. I'VE ONLY
GOT TWO HOURS
TO DO THESE
PROMOS, YOU KNOW.
TIME IS MONEY.
LET'S GO.
MARISSA, IS IT TRUE
WHAT I HEARD?
THAT YOU'RE RAISING
YOUR OWN LAMB?
YOU SHOULD BOTH
COME OUT TO MY FARM
NEXT SLAUGHTERING DAY.
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE
HOMEGROWN ASPARAGUS
WITH TRULY FRESH
LAMB CHOPS.
IT MAKES YOU SICK,
DOESN'T IT?
IT'S NOT
A PRETTY SIGHT.
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HER
BEFORE SHE DYED HER HAIR.
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
MARISSA PARKHURST.
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
LAMBS.
SLAUGHTER DAY.
OH, YES. WELL.
ANYONE WHO
EATS MEAT...
NOW, WHERE IS
DR. SLOAN?
HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE
DOING THAT SPOT
WITH MARISSA.
HE'S LOOKING
FOR DR. BENTLEY.
I'LL GO FIND HIM.
OKAY. GO FIND HIM.
HEY.
YOU KNOW, AMANDA'S
CAR IS OUT IN FRONT
BUT SHE'S
NOWHERE IN SIGHT.
SHE'S PROBABLY
INSIDE BY NOW.
COME ON, THEY'RE
WAITING FOR YOU.
OOH. RENE...
WE HAVE THE PROMOS.
WE HAVE PLENTY OF TIME.
NO, WE DON'T.
I THINK
MAYBE YOU ARE
EMBARRASSED A LITTLE
TO BE SEEN WITH ME.
EMBARRASSED?
I AM NOT EMBARRASSED.
JUST A LITTLE?
YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO SAID THAT WE
SHOULD KEEP THIS
OUR LITTLE SECRET
UNTIL AFTER THE...
UH... OOH...
OOH...
OH... MMM...
HELLO.
WELCOME.
I'M JUST RENDERING
A HALF A CUP OF PANCETTA
FOR THE TRI-TIP BOLOGNESE
WE'LL BE MAKING
FOR THE COOK-OFF.
I'LL JUST, UH,
DEFROST THIS BEEF DEMI-GLACE.
YES... HERE WE GO.
PLEASE, JOIN
US THURSDAY
FOR THE CELEBRITY
CHEF COOK-OFF
BENEFITING
COMMUNITY GENERAL HOSPITAL
RIGHT HERE
ON THE CUISINE CHANNEL.
CUT!
KEITH! HE'S CRYING
ALL OVER THE TRI-TIP.
I'M SORRY, KEITH,
IT'S THESE ONIONS.
CUT.
WAIT, WAIT.
WHOA.
SHUT OFF THE SPRINKLERS.
COVER THE CAMERA.
AMANDA! GET SOME COLD WATER
AND TOWELS AND CALL 911.
I'M ON IT!
CHEMICAL UNIT.
RIGHT OVER HERE.
THERE WAS NOTHING
IN THAT MICROWAVE
TO CAUSE IT TO CATCH FIRE.
YOU THINK MAYBE THIS
WASN'T AN ACCIDENT?
I DON'T KNOW.
IS THERE ANY REASON
TO SUSPECT WHY SOMEONE
MIGHT WANT
TO KILL MARISSA?
WELL, FOLKS, YOU KNOW,
ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN.
IT DOES SEEM
SUSPICIOUS.
WHAT ABOUT
THE FOOD ASSISTANT?
OH, HE'LL BE FINE.
THEY'RE TAKING HIM
TO COMMUNITY GENERAL.
AND MARISSA PARKHURST?
COME IN.
OH, I'M SORRY. I'LL COME
BACK WHEN YOU'RE DRESSED.
COME IN, COME IN. I'M DRESSED.
I'VE JUST SPOKEN
TO MY LAWYER
ABOUT SUING
THE COMPANY THAT
MADE THAT MICROWAVE.
OBVIOUSLY
THE DESIGN IS FLAWED.
I COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS?
MY FOLLICLES
ARE SCORCHED.
YOU KNOW WHAT, IT MIGHT BE
A GOOD IDEA
TO HAVE YOU LOOKED OVER
AT THE HOSPITAL.
YOU KNOW,
YOU INHALED A LOT OF SMOKE.
I HELD MY BREATH.
THANKS TO YOGA,
I CAN SUSPEND BREATHING
FOR TWO MINUTES, 41 SECONDS
AND MY HAIR FOLLICLES
WILL BE FINE.
I'M USING MY OWN
YOGURT-CHAMOMILE-LANOLIN
HAIR MASK WITH FLAXSEED
FOR EXTRA SHINE.
MISS PARKHURST,
YOU DON'T WANT
TO TAKE ANY CHANCES.
IT'LL ONLY TAKE AN HOUR.
DOCTOR, IF I HAD AN HOUR
I'D PLANT AN HERB GARDEN.
AFTER THIS PROMO
I HAVE A MEETING
TO DISCUSS COLORS
FOR MY LINE OF LINENS,
FOLLOWED BY A COCKTAIL PARTY
TO LAUNCH MY NEW MAGAZINE,
FOLLOWED BY DINNER
WITH THE DESIGNER OF MY POTTERY,
FOLLOWED BY MIDNIGHT AEROBICS.
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU MIGHT HAVE
A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH INSOMNIA.
BITE YOUR TONGUE.
INSOMNIA IS THE SECRET
OF MY SUCCESS.
TELL KEITH
THAT I HAVE
50 MORE MINUTES
SCHEDULED
FOR THIS PROMO
AND THEN I'M OUT
OF HERE, OKAY?
OKAY.
YOU NEED
ANYTHING ELSE?
NOT NOW, BUT DON'T GO TOO FAR.
WHAT ARE YOU MAKING?
GRATED CARROTS.
I MEAN, WHAT RECIPE
ARE YOU MAKING?
GRATED CARROTS.
THEY'RE MY LUNCH.
I ONLY EAT PURE FOOD,
SIMPLY PREPARED.
CARE FOR ONE?
NO, THANKS,
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CUT BACK.
SOME EXPLOSION, HUH?
MISS PARKHURST, SHE'S, UH
PRETTY POPULAR WITH THE PEOPLE
AROUND HERE, HUH?
MARISSA?
TO KNOW HER IS TO LOATHE HER.
WELL, YOU DON'T THINK
ANYBODY WOULD TRY
AND DO HER ANY HARM.
HARM HER? NO.
MURDER HER? MAYBE.
KEITH TELL ME
YOU'RE A SURGEON.
YEAH.
I HOPE YOU WON'T THINK
ME PRESUMPTUOUS, BUT...
I NEED YOUR HELP,
DESPERATELY.
WHAT'S WRONG?
MY NUMBERS.
BLOOD PRESSURE?
CHOLESTEROL?
RATINGS.
RATINGS?
I DON'T SEE HOW I CAN BE
OF ANY HELP TO YOU.
I NEED SOMEONE...
SOMEONE LIKE YOU
TO ENDORSE THE
ELLIOT GRAYSON
HEALTHY AND
HAPPY COOKBOOK.
YOU'RE A SURGEON.
YOU'VE SEEN
THE FAT CLOGGING
PEOPLE'S ARTERIES
CHOKING THE VERY
LIFE OUT OF THEM.
I'M A TRAUMA SURGEON.
MY BOOK COULD SAVE THOUSANDS
MAYBE HUNDREDS
OF THOUSANDS OF LIVES.
"SEAWEED SOUFFLE.
TOFU TRIFLE."
AN ENDORSEMENT
FROM YOU WOULD MEAN
GREATER CREDIBILITY
BIGGER SALES,
BETTER TIME SLOT,
RISING RATINGS
MORE VIEWERS AND,
THUS, FEWER DEATHS
FROM CARDIAC ARREST.
YOU KNOW, MR. GRAYSON,
I DO BELIEVE
IN A HEALTHY,
WELL-BALANCED DIET.
I KNEW IT. JUST LOOKING
AT YOU, I COULD TELL.
BUT I HAVE
TO DISCLOSE TO YOU
I ALSO OWN
A BARBECUE RESTAURANT.
WELL, I HOPE YOU CAN LIVE
WITH YOUR CONSCIENCE.
YOU LOOKING FOR ME?!
THEY MOVED THE TRAILERS
FOR THE FIRE TRUCKS.
YOU SHOULD SEE
THE MESS IN THERE.
I KNOW.
I SENT JOSH
TO REPLACE THE FOOD
THAT WAS RUINED
AT MY STATION.
OH, NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
UH... IS THERE
ANY REASON WHY
SOMEONE MIGHT WANT
TO HARM MARISSA PARKHURST?
ONLY IF THEY KNEW HER.
COME HERE.
Camille:
RENE!
IT'S ME AND CONNIE.
JUST A MINUTE.
THIS SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG.
MAYBE YOU COULD
WAIT SOMEWHERE.
IN THE BATHROOM,
PERHAPS?
NOW WHO'S
EMBARRASSED, HUH?
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
CONNIE AND CAMILLE...
THEY ARE SUCH
TERRIBLE GOSSIPS.
LET'S NOT LET
THEM RUIN
THIS WONDERFUL
RELATIONSHIP
BEFORE IT EVEN
GETS STARTED.
Camille:
HEY RENE!
ARE YOU PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK?
UH-UH-UH-UH-UH.
CONNIE...
AND CAMILLE.
IS IT MY IMAGINATION
OR ARE YOU TWO EVEN
MORE BEAUTIFUL
IN CALIFORNIA THAN YOU
EVER WERE BACK HOME?
OH, RENE. NOW, DO
YOU STAY UP NIGHTS
THINKING UP THESE
LITTLE BOUQUETS
OR DO THEY JUST
COME TO YOU
ON THE SPUR
OF THE MOMENT?
OH, YOU FLATTER ME.
WE CAME
TO ASK A FAVOR.
YEAH.
GIVE ME A COOKIE
I PROMISE YOU ANYTHING.
I TOLD YOU
THIS WOULD WORK.
WE, UM... WE WANT
TO HIRE YOUR ASSISTANT.
JOSH?
MM-HMM.
WHY?
OH, NOW, BECAUSE
HE'S SO GOOD.
I KNOW. I WOULD
BE LOST WITHOUT HIM.
WELL, IT'S YOUR FAULT
THAT WE HAVE TO ASK.
MY FAULT?
MM-HMM.
WELL, YES, IF YOU'D
NOT CONVINCED US
TO LEAVE
TENNESSEE...
WE'D STILL BE CATERING
ELKS' PICNICS
INSTEAD OF
HOSTING OUR OWN
NATIONALLY SYNDICATED
TELEVISION SHOW.
AND TRAVELING THE
WORLD TO PROMOTE
OUR NEW COOKBOOKS.
WITH NO TIME AT ALL
TO DO ALL THE GOOD THINGS
THAT A GOOD PERSONAL
ASSISTANT WOULD TAKE CARE OF.
BUT IF YOU DON'T
WANT HIM TO LEAVE...
I WOULD NEVER WANT
TO STAND IN HIS WAY.
MAKE HIM AN OFFER.
IF HE WANTS TO GO,
THEN BLESS HIM.
Josh:
RENE, THEY'RE READY.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE
CONNIE AND CAMILLE ARE?
OH, WE'RE COMING.
WE'LL GO AND GIVE WHOEVER YOU
GOT HIDING IN THE BATHROOM
TIME TO COME OUT.
BYE-BYE!
C'EST LA VIE.
NOW... WHERE WERE WE?
MAKING PROMOS.
Dunn:
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE.
NOW, WE'RE RUNNING
A LITTLE LATE.
SO, UH, WE'LL START
WITH YOU, MARISSA.
I THINK I'M UP NEXT.
WELL, LET'S, UH,
LET'S USE DR. TRAVIS
JUST FOR A
CHANGE OF PACE.
SURE, OKAY, I'M READY.
YOU GO AROUND
WITH MARISSA, PLEASE.
ACTION.
HELLO, I'M DR. TRAVIS
INVITING YOU
TO THE CUISINE CHANNEL'S
CELEBRITY CHEF COOK-OFF,
FEATURING, AMONG OTHERS
THE AMAZING
MARISSA PARKHURST.
PERFECT FOR
ENTERTAINING...
CHICKEN MARISSA...
MADE FROM MY OWN
FREE-RANGE CHICKEN
AND VEGETABLES STRAIGHT
FROM MY GARDEN
PRESENTED IN MY LOVELY
POTTERY CASSEROLE
AVAILABLE THROUGH
MY CATALOG
ALONG WITH MY LOVELY
HAND-LOOMED POT HOLDERS.
YOU HAVE YOUR OWN LOOM?
AND A CHURN
AND A SMOKEHOUSE
AND A WINE PRESS.
YOU HAVE A
PROBLEM WITH THAT?
WHEN DO YOU RELAX?
I'M RELAXED RIGHT NOW.
CUT.
I NEED ANOTHER TAKE.
HE WRECKED IT.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
Mark:
HELLO, EVERYBODY.
I'M DR. MARK SLOAN, INVITING YOU
TO THE CUISINE CHANNEL'S
CELEBRITY CHEF COOK-OFF
FEATURING THOSE
TWO SASSY SISTERS
CONNIE AND CAMILLE
CARMICHAEL.
SO, WHAT'S COOKING
TODAY, LADIES?
WELL, CORNBREAD...
AND... COUNTRY-FRIED
RABBIT WITH PORK RINDS
AND SASSAFRAS ROOT.
MMM...
IT'S A COUNTRY BOY'S
IDEA OF HEAVEN.
HELLO, I'M DR. AMANDA BENTLEY,
INVITING YOU
TO THE CUISINE CHANNEL'S
CELEBRITY CHEF COOK-OFF
WITH CHEF ELLIOT GRAYSON.
COUSCOUS WITH CURRANTS
AND CRUDITES.
EAT THIS IF YOU WANT
TO LIVE TILL TUESDAY.
AND CUT.
INSPIRING.
YOU ARE VERY GOOD,
DR. BENTLEY.
THE CAMERA LOVES YOU.
WHY DON'T WE USE YOU
FOR RENE AS WELL?
YEAH, YOU WANT
TO TAKE THIS, BOB?
I'VE GOT SOMETHING
I'VE GOT TO TAKE CARE OF.
OH, THANK YOU.
CILANTRO.
I FORGOT IT.
JOSH.
I'M SORRY.
I REMEMBERED
EVERYTHING ELSE.
OKAY, NO PROBLEM.
I KNOW SOMETHING
I CAN DO
THAT INVOLVES
JUST A LITTLE BIT
OF MY OWN SPECIAL "MAJIK."
AMANDA, PLEASE.
MY OWN SECRET FORMULA.
KA-POW.
GET READY.
THIS IS TO DIE FOR.
OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE FIRING ME.
NO. WHY WOULD I FIRE YOU?
MY RATINGS ARE DOWN.
YOU HATE ME.
NO, YOUR RATINGS ARE FINE
FOR THEIR TIME SLOT.
MOST PEOPLE DON'T COOK
AT 3:00 A.M., YOU KNOW?
AND I DON'T HATE YOU.
YOU BROUGHT ME A GIFT BASKET.
WHAT ELSE COULD IT MEAN?
ELLIOT, I AM NOT FIRING YOU.
Amanda:
Rene?
OH, MY GOD.
Rene!
Eliot:
CHEAP PLAY FOR ATTENTION.
Amanda:
Rene!
Oh, Rene!
Oh, my God!
Dunn:
DR. SLOAN?
I'M SORRY.
NO!
NO, HE CAN'T BE DEAD.
YOU HAVE TO KEEP TRYING.
YOU KEEP BREATHING, RENE.
AMANDA, HONEY.
AMANDA.
NO, NO.
OH, RENE, RENE.
WHAT HAPPENED?
WELL, IT'LL TAKE
AN AUTOPSY TO BE CERTAIN
BUT ALL THE SIGNS POINT
TO ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK.
THE VICTIM'S NAME
WAS RENE FONTENOT.
HE WAS FLUSHED.
HIS WINDPIPE
SWELLED SHUT.
I'M PRETTY SURE THERE'S
FLUID IN THE LUNGS.
ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK.
THAT'D BE CAUSED
BY A FOOD ALLERGY?
YEAH. HE WAS ALLERGIC
TO SHELLFISH.
MARK IS TALKING TO
THE CORONER RIGHT NOW.
BUT HE WAS VERY CAREFUL.
I MEAN,
HE NEVER COOKED SHELLFISH.
NEVER EVEN TOUCHED IT.
HE WAS COOKING CHICKEN.
HE NEVER WENT
NEAR A PRODUCT
OR MEDICATION
WITH IODINE.
HE HAD, UH,
ONE CLOSE CALL
FIVE YEARS AGO
WHEN HE ATE SOME
SEA BASS THAT
HAD EATEN SHRIMP
AND IT ALMOST
KILLED HIM.
HE WAS PARANOID
ABOUT IODINE.
THAT'S NOT ALL.
JUST MOMENTS BEFORE HE DIED
THE MICROWAVE
ON THE SET EXPLODED.
ALL RIGHT, FOLKS.
NOBODY LEAVES THIS SET
WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.
I JUST WANT TO SAY
THAT IF RENE
WAS INDEED MURDERED
I'LL DO EVERYTHING
IN MY POWER
TO HELP FIND THE KILLER.
YOU AND RENE FONTENOT
WERE CLOSE?
OH, YEAH. HE HAD THE HIGHEST
RATINGS ON MY NETWORK, YEAH.
AMANDA, THE
CORONER AGREES
IT WAS MOST LIKELY
ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK.
YOU AND, UH, RENE...?
WE WERE FRIENDS.
IT COULD HAVE BEEN A SHORT.
OR SOMEBODY COULD HAVE
DELIBERATELY SABOTAGED IT.
YEAH.
JESS, YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD
WITH THESE THINGS.
YOU THINK YOU
CAN TAKE A LOOK AT IT
SEE IF YOU CAN FIGURE OUT
WHAT MADE IT EXPLODE?
YEAH. I MEAN, IT'S
NOT EXACTLY BRAIN SURGERY.
ALL RIGHT.
WEAR YOUR GLOVES.
ALTHOUGH, I KNOW
HOW TO DO BRAIN SURGERY.
GOAT CHEESE?!
YOU PUT GOAT CHEESE
ON MY BEAUTIFUL CROUTONS?!
I TOLD YOU TO USE CAMEMBERT,
YOU CRETIN.
YOU WILL NEVER WORK
IN THIS TOWN AGAIN.
IF I EVER HIRE ANOTHER CHEF
WHO WASN'T TRAINED IN PARIS
JUST SHOOT ME.
UH, THAT
WOULD BE ILLEGAL, MA'AM
AND I HOPE YOU
DON'T MIND ME SAYING SO
BUT YOU SEEM
TO HAVE QUITE A TEMPER.
I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T CATCH YOUR NAME.
LIEUTENANT STEVE SLOAN.
IT'S A SLAPDASH WORLD,
LIEUTENANT, FULL OF LOWLIFES
WHO WASH THEIR COLORS
IN WITH THEIR WHITES.
I HAVE STANDARDS, AND
DAMNED LITTLE TOLERANCE
FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T.
THAT'S WHY I'M SO SUCCESSFUL.
I'M STERN, BUT I'M FAIR.
I ELEVATE MY AUDIENCE.
BUT YOU'RE NOT HERE TO TALK
ABOUT MY AUDIENCE, ARE YOU?
YOU AND RENE FONTENOT...
YOU, UH, GOT
ALONG ALL RIGHT?
WE MET WHEN WE WERE STUDENTS
AT THE CULINARY INSTITUTE
AND WE STAYED
CLOSE FRIENDS
EVER SINCE.
THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW
IF SOMEONE
WANTED TO
KILL HIM.
I KNOW YOU WANT US
TO FIND RENE'S KILLER.
OF COURSE.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO TALK
TO HIS EX-WIFE.
THEIR BREAKUP
WAS PRETTY VOLATILE.
AND WHERE WOULD I FIND HER?
WHY, RIGHT HERE
AT THE STUDIO, OF COURSE.
HE USED TO BE MARRIED
TO CAMILLE CARMICHAEL.
ONE DAY IN THE STUDIO,
I OVERHEAD CAMILLE
AND RENE ARGUING.
THEY DIDN'T SEE ME.
EVERYBODY KNEW
THAT RENE CHEATED ON HER
EVERYBODY BUT POOR CAMILLE.
APPARENTLY, ONE DAY,
THE INFIDELITY
BECAME SO FLAGRANT
THAT EVEN SHE
COULDN'T IGNORE IT ANY LONGER.
WHEN I HEARD THEM
SHE WAS LETTING HIM HAVE IT
WITH BOTH BARRELS.
SHE ACCUSED HIM OF STEALING
SOME SANDWICH RECIPE
FROM HER AND HER SISTER.
SHE SLAPPED HIM
AND SHE THREW A RING AT HIM AND
STALKED OFF.
HOW LONG AGO WAS THAT?
ABOUT A YEAR AGO.
THAT'S A LIE.
YOU THINK THAT I DIDN'T KNOW
FROM THE BEGINNING
OF MY MARRIAGE
THAT HE WAS CHEATING ON ME?
WE'RE JUST TRYING
TO GET AN IDEA OF
WHO MIGHT HAVE HAD
A MOTIVE
FOR KILLING MR. FONTENOT.
ARE YOU'RE SAYING
MISS PARKHURST'S
STORY ISN'T ACCURATE?
SHE MUST THINK I AM
SOME SIMPLE LITTLE COUNTRY GIRL
WITH GRITS FOR BRAINS.
SO YOU KNEW
HE HAD AN AFFAIR?
IT MUST HAVE MADE
YOU ANGRY.
OF COURSE,
IT MADE IT ANGRY AT FIRST
BUT, OH, HECK,
WHO CAN STAY ANGRY
AT A FORCE OF NATURE,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
LET ME TELL YOU.
RENE WAS AS COMPLETELY
IRRESISTIBLE TO WOMEN
AS A 50%-OFF SHOE SALE.
LOOK, MY SISTER AND I,
WE GREW UP WITH RENE.
I KNEW HE COULD NEVER BE
FAITHFUL, BUT...
UH...
I ADMIT IT.
I LOVED HIM ANYWAY.
WHAT ABOUT THE ARGUMENT
THAT MARISSA OVERHEARD?
IT'S TRUE.
I FINALLY HAD
ALL I COULD TAKE FROM RENE.
AS MUCH AS I LOVED HIM
I NEEDED
A MORE STABLE RELATIONSHIP
BUT I TRULY WAS MORE SAD
THAN ANGRY, AND I WAS DETERMINED
THAT WE WOULD
REMAIN FRIENDS.
SO THERE WERE
NO HARSH WORDS WHATSOEVER?
THAT'S KIND OF HARD TO BELIEVE.
WELL, I WAS ANNOYED AT HIM
FOR TAKING MY RECIPE
FOR MUFFELETTA SANDWICH.
MUFFELETTA SANDWICH?
I HAVEN'T HAD
ONE OF THOSE IN YEARS.
WHAT IS
MUFFELETTA?
OH, IT'S LIKE TAKING
NEW ORLEANS
AND DISTILLING IT
INTO ONE SANDWICH.
THAT'S MUFFELETTA.
Candice:
CONNIE AND I INVENTED
A SPECIAL REMOULADE
FOR OUR MUFFELETTA
AND WHEN I SAW THE GALLEYS
OF RENE'S NEW COOKBOOK
WELL, THERE WAS THE RECIPE
FOR THE REMOULLADE,
OUR REMOULLADE.
NOW, WHEN I CONFRONTED RENE
HE IMMEDIATELY
APOLOGIZED
AND WENT STRAIGHT
TO THE PHONE
TO CALL HIS EDITOR
TO GIVE US CREDIT
IN HIS BOOK.
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,
CHECK OUT CHAPTER SEVEN...
"SANDWICHES
FROM AROUND THE WORLD"...
PAGE 94,
FOURTH PARAGRAPH, THIRD LINE.
SO YOU DIDN'T SLAP
RENE AND STALK
OFF THE STAGE?
WE HUGGED.
WE HUGGED
AND WE KISSED GOOD-BYE.
ONE OTHER THING, YOU KNOW,
WE WEREN'T ON THE STAGE.
WE WERE IN RENE'S TRAILER.
AND IF MARISSA WAS THERE,
I'D LIKE TO KNOW
WHERE THE HELL
SHE WAS HIDING.
Mark:
STEVE?
GOT A MINUTE?
THE INSULATION
HAD BEEN REPLACED
WITH A FLAMMABLE
MATERIAL, CAUSING IT
TO CATCH FIRE WHEN
SHE STARTED IT UP.
SO, THEN, IT
WAS PLANNED.
I'M NOT SURE WHAT THAT
HAS TO DO WITH RENE'S DEATH.
I THINK MAYBE
MARISSA PARKHURST
MIGHT BE ABLE
TO TELL US
A LITTLE BIT
ABOUT THAT.
MISS PARKHURST?
I DIDN'T SEE
HER ON THE SET.
I TOLD HER
NOT TO LEAVE.
HAVE YOU SEEN
MARISSA PARKHURST?
NO, SHE HASN'T
COME THIS WAY.
WELL, WE BETTER SPLIT UP
AND FIND HER.
Amanda:
LET IT GO!
Marissa:
NO! IT'S NOT YOURS!
I DON'T CARE. IT'S GOING TO
BE MINE.
NO. YOU CAN'T
HAVE IT!
AMANDA?
AMANDA...
THOSE ARE PRIVATE.
OH, THE ELUSIVE
MISS PARKHURST.
WHAT'S THAT?
IT'S DISGUSTING.
IT'S NOT
DISGUSTING.
IT'S JUST REALLY
ISN'T ANYBODY'S BUSINESS.
Steve:
PICTURES OF MARISSA.
PICTURES OF LOTS OF WOMEN.
APPARENTLY, THEY HAVE
NOTHING TO HIDE.
I'M SO EMBARRASSED.
HMM, AND LIMBER.
OH, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE.
DON'T GO.
I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
WERE YOU AND RENE
IN LOVE?
I GUESS SO.
HE SAID HE WAS.
I WAS BEGINNING TO.
YOU DIDN'T TELL ANYBODY.
OH, MARK, I WANTED
TO BE SURE.
I HAVE C.J. TO THINK
OF, AND NOW DION.
I CAN'T JUST GO OUT
THERE AND DO WHATEVER
AND IF I'M UNSURE
THEN IT'S UNFAIR
TO THE CHILDREN
AND NOW THOSE
AWFUL PHOTOGRAPHS.
YOU DIDN'T...?
NO.
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
BUT, MARK, ALL
THOSE WOMEN...
I HAD NO IDEA.
I FEEL SO FOOLISH.
YOU SHOULD GO HOME.
NO, MARK, I WANT
TO STAY HERE.
BUT THERE'S NO TELLING
WHAT WE MIGHT FIND OUT
ABOUT RENE FONTENOT
AND WHY ANYBODY
WOULD WANT TO KILL HIM.
WHATEVER IT IS,
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE IT.
MARK, I'VE ALREADY
SEEN THE WORST.
BESIDES, WE STILL HAVE
THE PROMOS TO DO
AND THERE'S SOMETHING...
HONEY, YOU'RE
EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED.
NOW, YOU SHOULD GO HOME.
I'M SORRY.
I'LL TAKE YOU
TO YOUR CAR.
OH, MARK.
Steve:
17 WOMEN
ALL POSING WITH BIG GRINS
AND NOT MUCH ELSE.
HOW DID HE GET AWAY WITH THIS?
RENE WAS IRRESISTIBLE.
WOMEN WOULD DO
WHATEVER HE ASKED.
I DON'T KNOW
A SINGLE GUY
THAT COULD GET AWAY WITH THIS.
WHAT DID HE HAVE?
I CAN'T DESCRIBE IT, LIEUTENANT.
THERE'S NO FORMULA.
WOMEN KNOW IT WHEN THEY SEE IT.
IT'S LIKE...
EVERY WOMAN HE MET HAD P.M.S.
AND RENE WAS CHOCOLATE.
HE CONNED ALL THESE WOMEN.
IT WASN'T A CON.
IT WAS OUR PLEASURE,
DETECTIVE... BELIEVE ME.
WHAT I FIND
HARD TO BELIEVE
IS THAT NONE OF
YOU WERE JEALOUS.
I SUPPOSE I WAS,
AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT.
I ENVIED CAMILLE.
OBVIOUSLY, THEY COULD BE
TOGETHER WHENEVER THEY WANTED.
WE HAD TO HIDE.
I HATED IT.
SNEAKING IN AND OUT
OF HIS TRAILER
LIKE SOME CAT BURGLAR IN HEAT.
CAMILLE TOLD US
THAT SHE BROKE UP
WITH RENE IN HIS TRAILER,
NOT ON STAGE.
YOU WERE THERE,
WEREN'T YOU?
IN THE BATHROOM.
YOU CAN'T TELL KEITH ABOUT THIS.
HE DOESN'T KNOW.
WHY WOULD YOUR PRODUCER CARE
IF YOU AND RENE
WERE ROMANCING EACH OTHER?
HE'S...
WELL, YOU KNOW...
HE'S MY HUSBAND.
HAVE YOU SEEN
MY DAD?
NO, NO, LISTEN...
PLEASE, PLEASE TELL ME
THAT YOU'RE GOING TO LET
MY PEOPLE GO HOME.
THEY'RE GETTING EDGY AS HOSTAGES
AND IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.
I'M SORRY, NOT YET
BUT, UH, THERE'S
A QUESTION I
NEED TO ASK YOU.
WHAT?
IT MAY NOT BE
EASY TO ANSWER.
OH, NO. DETECTIVE,
I AM A PRODUCER.
THERE ARE NO
HARD QUESTIONS.
EXCEPT, MAYBE, "WHY ARE
YOUR RATINGS GOING DOWN?"
OKAY, UH,
DID YOU KNOW
YOUR WIFE HAD AN
AFFAIR WITH RENE?
WELL, I KNEW THIS
WOULD COME OUT.
YEAH, I KNEW THAT, YEAH.
I THINK EVERY WOMAN
THAT RENE EVER MET
HE SLEPT WITH, BUT...
OH, GOD, YOU DON'T THINK
I HAD ANYTHING TO DO
WITH HIS DEATH?
JEALOUSY IS A
PRETTY POWERFUL
MOTIVE FOR MURDER
UNLESS YOU'RE SAYING,
YOU JUST DIDN'T CARE.
CARE? OF COURSE I CARED.
I CARED LIKE YOU CARE
WHEN A THUNDERSTORM
RAINS OUT YOUR GOLF GAME.
YOU REALLY WISHED
IT HADN'T HAPPENED
BUT THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO ABOUT THAT.
YOUR WIFE IS HARDLY
A GOLF GAME
AND RENE WASN'T RAIN.
DETECTIVE, I AM A LIMITED MAN.
I HAVE TWO THINGS
IN MY LIFE THAT I ENJOY:
MY BEAUTIFUL
AND ACCOMPLISHED WIFE
AND MY OLDEST FRIEND, RENE.
NOW, IF I'D HAVE LOST MY TEMPER
ABOUT THEIR HAVING HAD AN AFFAIR
THEN I WOULD HAVE LOST THEM BOTH
AND HOW WOULD THAT HAVE SERVED
MY LIFE BETTER?
STILL, IN THE HEAT
OF THE MOMENT...
OH, THERE'S NO HEAT, I TOLD YOU.
HE WAS MY OLDEST FRIEND.
WE STARTED
BUSINESS TOGETHER.
WE WERE YOUNGER THEN.
YEAH, WE WORKED TOGETHER
IN THIS HOLE-IN-THE-WALL DIVE
IN AN ALLEY IN NEW ORLEANS.
CLIENTELE WASN'T VERY REFINED.
IF IT WASN'T BURGERS AND BEANS,
THEY WOULDN'T EAT IT.
YEAH, WE HAD A GREAT TIME.
WE EVEN ROOMED TOGETHER.
YEAH, AND WE PLANNED
OUR GLORIOUS...
OUR GLORIOUS FUTURES
OVER BEER-AND-GRITS BREAKFASTS.
AH... HAPPY TIMES.
THOSE WERE THE DAYS, MY FRIEND.
THOSE WHERE THE DAYS.
WELL... RENE'S DEAD
AND-AND I WANT YOU
TO FIND HIS KILLER
BUT THAT DOESN'T
GIVE YOU THE RIGHT
TO EXPOSE MY PRIVATE LIFE.
WE'RE NOT EXPOSING ANYTHING,
MS. CARMICHAEL.
WE'RE INVESTIGATING
THE MURDER.
ANYTHING YOU SAY
WILL BE BETWEEN US.
OKAY, YES.
I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH RENE.
WELL, SEVERAL OF THEM, ACTUALLY.
IT WAS SORT
OF OFF AND ON.
RENE WASN'T REALLY
A STEADY EDDIE.
YOU KEPT THIS AFFAIR A SECRET?
WELL, ABSOLUTELY.
NOW, ALL THIS HAPPENED BEFORE
CAMILLE AND RENE WERE MARRIED
AND THEN AGAIN A LITTLE AFTER
THEY WERE SEPARATED
BUT STILL, IF SHE KNEW,
SHE WOULD PROBABLY
THROW THE HISSY
FIT OF ALL TIME.
AND YOU WERE AFRAID
SHE'D BE SO MAD
THAT SHE MIGHT
DO SOMETHING STUPID
LIKE KILL YOUR RENE.
OH, NO. SHE'S MY SISTER.
I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT HER.
I WAS AN IDIOT.
FOR BEING WITH RENE
OR FOR LETTING HIM
TAKE YOUR PICTURE?
OH, NO, NOBODY EVER
REGRETTED BEING WITH RENE
EVER
NO MATTER HOW IT ENDED.
SO, I SUPPOSE THIS OFFICIALLY
MAKES ME A
SUSPECT, HUH?
NO MORE OR LESS
THAN ANYBODY ELSE IN THIS ALBUM.
YOU KNOW, YOUR SISTER SAID
THAT YOU AND SHE
WENT TO SCHOOL WITH RENE.
OH, YES.
SO WHERE DID THAT
FRENCH ACCENT COME FROM?
PRETENSION.
YOU SEE, TO BEGIN WITH
HIS NAME WAS
NOT RENE FONTENOT.
NO, IT WAS DON EDDIE WOLFSTEIN.
AND HE IS FROM MEMPHIS,
NOT NEW ORLEANS.
SEE, HIS PARENTS BOTH WORKED
SO HE WAS ALWAYS OVER
TO OUR HOUSE
AND EVEN THEN, HE WAS SUCH
A CUTE LITTLE SCAMP.
I MEAN, YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE
THE THINGS HE GOT AWAY WITH.
SO YOU MUST HAVE KNOWN HIM
WHEN, UH, HE AND KEITH DUNN WERE
PARTNERS IN A RESTAURANT.
PARTNERS? WELL, WHO TOLD YOU
THEY WERE PARTNERS?
NO, NO... KEITH WAS THE BOSS
AND HE TREATED RENE
LIKE A SLAVE.
I MEAN, MY LORD, HE MADE RENE
DO ALL THE DIRTY WORK
AND HE PAID HIM
NEXT TO NOTHING
BUT RENE GOT EVEN.
Steve:
HOW'D HE DO THAT?
WELL, AFTER KEITH'S RESTAURANT
BURNED DOWN
HE STARTED THE CUISINE CHANNEL
ON A SHOESTRING
BUT, SEE, BY THAT TIME
DON EDDIE WOLFSTEIN
HAD BECOME RENE FONTENOT
WITH A REPUTATION
FOR BEING A HOT CAJUN COOK.
SO WHEN KEITH
OFFERED HIM A
SHOW ON THE CHANNEL
RENE JUST SMILED AND MADE HIM
PAY THROUGH THE NOSE.
STEVE, COME QUICK.
WE FOUND SOMETHING.
AMANDA, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO GO HOME.
YOU DID,
THEN I REMEMBERED SOMETHING
THAT MIGHT BE A CLUE.
MARK ASKED ME, "WHAT IS IT?"
AND I SAID,
"I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU
"UNLESS YOU LET ME STAY
AND HELP FIND
RENE'S KILLER."
LOOK, ALL RIGHT,
I GET THE PICTURE.
EVERYBODY, YOU CAN
GO BACK IN THE STAGE
AND JUST LET US HANDLE THIS.
WE'RE ALL
INVOLVED IN THIS.
WELL, THAT'S RIGHT.
WE HAVE A
RIGHT TO KNOW.
IF YOU'VE DISCOVERED
SOMETHING
WE OUGHT TO
KNOW WHAT IT IS.
WELL, I WASN'T EXPECTING
A CROWD.
WELL, YOU
SURE GOT ONE.
EVERYBODY,
JUST WAIT OUT HERE.
OKAY, LET'S GO.
WELL?
APPARENTLY,
WHEN AMANDA
WAS WAITING HERE
IN THE BATHROOM
SHE NOTICED
THIS WOODEN PANEL
WAS PULLED LOOSE
FROM THE BASE.
Amanda:
RENE WAS A
FASTIDIOUS MAN.
FASTIDIOUS.
HE NEVER WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED
SHODDY FINISH WORK.
WE CAME BACK
TO HAVE A LOOK.
HAVE YOU TOUCHED THIS?
I HAVEN'T EVEN
BREATHED ON IT.
NO, AS SOON
AS WE SAW IT
I CAME AND GOT YOU.
WHAT IS IT?
WHAT'S INSIDE?
Connie:
OH, MY GOD.
WHERE'D RENE GET
THAT KIND OF MONEY?
ARE YOU DENSE?
HE WAS OBVIOUSLY
BLACKMAILING SOMEONE.
Connie:
RENE WOULDN'T DO THAT.
Camille:
YOU'RE RIGHT.
RENE'S A LOVER, NOT A THIEF.
Josh:
HE HAD PLENTY
OF MONEY.
HE DIDN'T HAVE TO
BLACKMAIL ANYBODY
AND HE WOULDN'T HAVE;
HE WAS AN HONEST MAN.
Mark:
YOU KNOW, IT MAY
OR MAY NOT BE BLACKMAIL
BUT, STEVE,
YOU MAY WANT TO CHECK OUT
RENE'S BANK RECORDS.
JESSE, WOULD YOU
CHECK SOMETHING OUT FOR ME?
SURE. WHAT DO
YOU NEED?
Mark:
MR. DUNN...
SEVERAL PEOPLE HAVE
SUGGESTED THAT OF
EVERYONE HERE
YOU'RE THE ONE
MOST CAPABLE
OF PUTTING YOUR HANDS
ON THE $100,000
THAT'S IN THAT
BRIEFCASE.
UH... I WOULD DIE,
I REALLY WOULD
IF MARISSA KNEW THIS,
BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I DON'T HAVE $100,000.
NOT IN CASH,
NOT IN SECURITIES,
NOT IN ANYTHING.
Steve:
BUT YOU OWN THE
CUISINE CHANNEL.
IT'S MORTGAGED
TO THE HILT
RIGHT DOWN TO
THE TART PANS.
I'VE SECRETLY BEEN
TRYING TO SELL IT.
I'M SURPRISED;
FOOD IS VERY POPULAR.
EVERYBODY'S GOT TO EAT.
YEAH, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE
ANYBODY'S GOING TO STARVE
IF THEY DON'T USE OUR RECIPES,
YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, WHO'S GOING TO BUY
THE CUISINE CHANNEL
WITHOUT THE GREAT RENE FONTENOT?
NO WONDER YOU REMAINED FRIENDS.
RENE'S BEEN YOUR BIGGEST ASSET,
HASN'T HE?
OH, YEAH.
I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T KILL HIM
BUT, YOU KNOW, I THINK
I MIGHT KNOW
WHO DID.
ONE DAY LAST WEEK,
I WAS WALKING TO MY OFFICE
AND I HEARD
ELLIOT AND RENE ARGUING.
THEY WERE SCREAMING SO LOUD
THEY DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE ME.
ELLIOT WAS RAVING AT RENE
ABOUT HIS CREAM CUISINE.
CALLING HIM
A CHOLESTEROL KILLER.
AND THEN RENE SAID THAT ELLIOT
WAS JUST JEALOUS
BECAUSE HE WAS THE STAR
OF THE SHOW BEFORE RENE CAME.
NOW, LOSING TWO OF MY CHEFS
IS CERTAINLY GOING TO KILL
ANY DEAL TO SELL THIS CHANNEL
BUT, YOU KNOW...
I THOUGHT I OWED IT TO RENE
TO TELL YOU.
LIAR! LIAR! DAMNED LIAR!
LET ME GO!
I'M GOING TO MAKE KEITH
TELL YOU THE TRUTH!
LOOK, YOU'RE NOT GOING
ANYWHERE NEAR MR. DUNN.
MR. GRAYSON,
YOU TELL US.
WE'LL TAKE CARE
OF KEITH DUNN.
I WASN'T THE
ONE WHO ARGUED
WITH RENE.
IT WAS KEITH.
ACTUALLY, IT WAS
MORE LIKE A BRAWL.
THEY WERE THROWING THINGS
AND YELLING ABOUT WHO HAD
DONE MORE FOR THE OTHER ONE.
CAN YOU IMAGINE, TWO GROWN MEN
ACTING LIKE HOODLUMS?
KEITH THREATENED TO FIRE RENE.
RENE SAID, "GO AHEAD!"
THE CUISINE CHANNEL WOULD
GO DOWN THE DRAIN WITHOUT HIM.
WAS THAT ALL?
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
IT WAS BARBARIC.
OF COURSE, I WOULD EXPECT
THAT SORT OF BEHAVIOR FROM THEM.
KEITH, IN PARTICULAR,
IS QUITE THE INSENSITIVE BOOR.
YOU KNOW WHAT
HE DID TO ME TODAY?
NO, BUT I EXPECT
YOU'LL TELL US.
NOT TWO HOURS AGO,
HE GAVE ME AN EXPENSIVE GIFT.
HMM, THAT WOULD
CERTAINLY FROST ME.
PATE, CHEESE, RED WINE.
I WOULD RATHER EAT
NAILS AND HE KNOWS IT!
Camille:
YOU SLEPT WITH MY HUSBAND!
YOU DID! I KNOW YOU DID!
Connie:
I DIDN'T! OW! OW!
I SAW YOUR PICTURE
IN HIS ALBUM.
OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE
MY OWN SISTER!
LADIES! LADIES! STOP IT!
YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELF.
RENE IS DEAD AND ALL
YOU CAN DO IS BICKER
ABOUT WHO HAD HIM LAST.
SHE SLEPT WITH MY HUSBAND.
WELL, HE WASN'T YOUR HUSBAND
AT THE TIME.
THAT DOESN'T MATTER.
WHAT MATTERS IS RENE IS DEAD
AND SOMEONE HERE
KILLED HIM.
LIEUTENANT SLOAN HERE.
IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T
FIGURED IT OUT, DARLINGS
SHE'S ANOTHER MEMBER
OF THE CLUB.
I BEG YOUR PARDON.
I'M NOT A MEMBER
OF ANY CLUB.
ARE YOU SAYING YOU DIDN'T
HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH RENE?
WELL, I MIGHT HAVE.
I PROBABLY
WOULD HAVE
BUT IT WASN'T JUST
A, YOU KNOW...
OH, WELL, IT WASN'T
FOR ANY OF US, EITHER, HONEY.
THAT WAS JUST RENE.
ALL RIGHT, THANKS.
THE CORONER
FINISHED THE AUTOPSY.
YOU WERE RIGHT.
FONTENOT DIED
OF ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK... IODINE.
Mark:
WHERE DID IT
COME FROM?
WELL, THEY ANALYZED
ALL OF THE INGREDIENTS
HE USED
AND FOUND IT
IN HIS SHAKER OF SPICES.
RENE'S FAMOUS MAJIK
WAS FULL OF IODINE.
NOW WHO HANDED
THE MAJIK TO RENE?
I DID.
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE NOT REALLY
A SUSPECT
BUT I CAN'T LET YOU GO YET.
I'M SORRY.
WE'LL GET THIS WORKED OUT.
I KNOW.
STEVE, I JUST REMEMBERED
SOMETHING.
AS SOON AS I CAME INTO
THE STUDIO, IT HAPPENED.
THERE WAS A LOT OF CONFUSION,
AND MY FIRST INSTINCT
WAS TO MAKE SURE
RENE WAS ALL RIGHT
BUT HE WASN'T IN
HIS KITCHEN SET. JOSH WAS.
HE DIDN'T THINK
ANYONE WAS LOOKING
AND I DIDN'T THINK
ANYTHING OF IT AT THE TIME
BUT I SAW JOSH
TAKE RENE'S MAJIK
AND REMOVE SOME
OF THE SECRET FORMULA
AND POUR IT INTO BOTTLE
AND TAKE IT AWAY.
THAT'S A LIE.
SHE'S JUST SAYING IT SO YOU
WON'T THINK THAT SHE DID IT.
THAT FORMULA IS WORTH
A FORTUNE.
MANUFACTURERS HAVE BEEN AFTER
RENE FOR YEARS TO LICENSE IT.
"RENE FONTENOT'S MAJIK...
MORE FAMOUS THAN THE COLONEL'S
NINE HERBS AND SPICES.
NOW AVAILABLE."
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THE COMPANY THAT MAKES
IT STRIKES GOLD
BUT RENE, HE
WASN'T INTERESTED.
WELL, ARE YOU SUGGESTING
THAT JOSH STOLE THE FORMULA
TO HAVE IT ANALYZED
SO HE COULD SELL IT?
I'M TELLING YOU,
I DIDN'T DO IT.
IF YOU DID,
YOU'RE IN FOR
A BIG
DISAPPOINTMENT.
MAJIK'S A SCAM.
SECRET SPICES,
MY FOOT. IT'S SALT.
KOSHER SALT,
SEA SALT,
TABLE SALT
EVERY OTHER
KIND OF SALT
AND ALL OF IT
COLORED WITH
VEGETABLE DYE
TO LOOK EXOTIC.
YOU MEAN JOSH
STOLE SALT?
WAIT A MINUTE. OH!
I WAS HIS WIFE AND HE NEVER
TOLD ME WHAT WAS IN IT!
THAT'S ENOUGH.
KNOCK IT OFF.
LIEUTENANT!
HE'S GETTING AWAY.
I NEVER DID LIKE YOU.
Steve:
I THINK IT'S TIME
FOR YOU TO COME CLEAN, JOSH.
YOU RIGGED THE
MICROWAVE TO CREATE
A DIVERSION SO YOU
COULD STEAL THE MAJIK.
ALL RIGHT, YES, I DID IT.
I SHORTED OUT THE MICROWAVE
AND I STOLE THE MAJIK.
WHY?
RENE WOULDN'T SELL IT.
WHICH DIDN'T MAKE SENSE.
IT'S NOT LIKE HE
WASN'T ROLLING IN BUCKS.
SO YOU SAW
AN OPPORTUNITY
TO STEAL FROM YOUR UNCLE
AND YOU JUST TOOK IT.
YOU THINK I DON'T
FEEL GUILTY?
I THINK YOU FEEL CAUGHT.
I DIDN'T KILL HIM,
I SWEAR I DIDN'T.
WELL, MAYBE YOUR UNCLE FOUND OUT
YOU STOLE THE FORMULA.
MAYBE HE FIRED YOU.
MAYBE YOU GOT ANGRY
AND KILLED HIM
SO YOU COULD KEEP
THE FORMULA.
NO...
I LOVED MY UNCLE.
All:
EVERYBODY DID.
BE SURE TO MENTION THAT
TO THE JURY.
STEVE, LISTEN, BEFORE
WE ARREST ANYBODY
MAYBE WE OUGHT TO TALK.
IS THERE SOMEPLACE, UH,
PRIVATE WE COULD GO?
AND COULD I GET A...
A CHALKBOARD
AND SOME CHALK?
NOW, RENE WAS HAVING
AN AFFAIR WITH CONNIE.
EITHER BEFORE OR AFTER
HE WAS MARRIED
TO HER SISTER CAMILLE.
YEAH, WHICH WAS EITHER
BEFORE OR AFTER
RENE HAD AN AFFAIR
WITH MARISSA.
WHICH WAS DURING THE SAME TIME
MARISSA WAS MARRIED
TO KEITH DUNN.
MAKES YOU WONDER
HOW THEY HAD TIME TO COOK.
WHAT'S WORSE IS,
THEY ALL LIE
AND CONTRADICT
EACH OTHER.
YOU'D THINK IT WAS CONGRESS.
HEY.
I'VE GOT IT.
WHAT IS IT?
YEAH, I THINK I KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED.
Jesse:
CAN EVERYONE GATHER AROUND?
IT'S IMPORTANT.
I'M LOSING MONEY
EVERY MINUTE I STAND HERE.
CAN'T YOU EVER THINK
OF ANYONE BUT YOURSELF?
WHY WOULD I?
IS ANYBODY ELSE
THINKING ABOUT ME?
YOU KNOW, IF WE COULD JUST
FOCUS HERE FOR A SECOND
I THINK DR. SLOAN
WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING.
THANK YOU, JESSE.
LET'S START BY
TALKING ABOUT LIES.
NOW, EACH ONE OF YOU
TOLD A LIE...
YES, YOU DID...
WITH ONE THING IN
COMMON... YOU ALL LIED
ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIVES.
KEITH DUNN LIED
ABOUT HIS BUSINESS.
THAT GOT ME CURIOUS.
SO I ASKED MY COLLEAGUE,
DR. TRAVIS
TO DO A LITTLE RESEARCH.
KEITH, YOU SAID THAT
YOUR RESTAURANT
WAS DOING WELL
BUT THE TRUTH IS,
THAT NEIGHBORHOOD
HAD CHANGED A LOT
AND YOUR BUSINESS
WAS DECLINING SERIOUSLY
AND ON TOP OF
THAT, YOU WEREN'T
THE SOLE OWNER.
YOU WERE UP TO
YOUR NECK IN DEBT
TO SOME INVESTORS
WHO WANTED
THEIR MONEY BACK.
WHERE IS THIS LEADING,
DR. SLOAN?
TO THE MYSTERIOUS FIRE
THAT BURNED YOUR
RESTAURANT DOWN.
IT WAS TERRIBLE;
IT WAS DEVASTATING.
OH, I DOUBT THAT.
YOU COLLECTED THAT INSURANCE
MONEY AND LEFT TOWN.
YOUR INVESTORS DIDN'T GET
A DIME
AND YOU PUT EVERY NICKEL OF IT
INTO THE CUISINE CHANNEL.
THAT LITTLE FIRE MADE YOU
A FORTUNE, DIDN'T IT, KEITH?
IF YOU'RE INSINUATING
THAT I HAD ANYTHING TO
DO WITH THAT FIRE...
I'M NOT INSINUATING.
I KNOW YOU DID.
THE AUTHORITIES
INVESTIGATED THAT FIRE
AND THERE WAS NO EVIDENCE
THAT IT WAS ANYTHING
BUT AN ACCIDENT.
Mark:
BUT SOMEONE KNEW, DIDN'T THEY?
DR. SLOAN, ARE YOU
IMPLYING THAT RENE
WAS BLACKMAILING KEITH?
THE MONEY WAS IN RENE'S TRAILER
SO IT'S A PRETTY OBVIOUS
ASSUMPTION.
RENE WOULD NEVER DO THAT...
HE'S JUST NOT THE TYPE.
YEAH, I THOUGHT THAT,
TOO, SO I HAD STEVE
DO A LITTLE CHECKING.
THERE WERE NO BANK DEPOSITS
TO SUGGEST THAT RENE
HAD ANY SOURCE OF INCOME
OUTSIDE OF HIS JOB.
WELL, I TOLD YOU.
AND THEN I REALIZED THAT
THERE WAS SOMEBODY ELSE WHO HAD
ACCESS TO RENE'S TRAILER.
JOSH, YOU PRETTY MUCH CAME AND
WENT AS YOU PLEASED, DIDN'T YOU?
I WASN'T BLACKMAILING
ANYBODY.
WELL, THE MONEY
WAS IN THE TRAILER
AND YOU HAD ACCESS
TO THE TRAILER
AND IF RENE WASN'T BLACKMAILING
ANYBODY...
Dunn:
NO, IT'S TRUE. HE WAS.
HE WAS BLACKMAILING ME.
BEEN BLACKMAILING ME
FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS.
KEITH, SHUT UP!
NO, NO, I WON'T.
HE SAID
RENE SENT HIM.
JOSH SAID THAT RENE
WANTED EVERYTHING
HANDLED THROUGH JOSH.
HE SAID IT WAS
RENE. YOU LIED.
IT WAS YOU.
RENE... RENE MADE ME DO IT.
HE SAID HE'D FIRE ME
IF I DIDN'T.
OH, WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT?
IT'S ALL THE DEAD GUY'S FAULT.
IT'S TRUE!
Mark:
OKAY, JOSH, LET'S SAY
THAT RENE WAS
THE BRAINS BEHIND
THE ORGANIZATION
AND YOU WERE JUST A DUPE.
AFTER RENE DIED, WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL US ABOUT THE BLACKMAIL?
WELL, I-I THOUGHT... MAYBE...
THOUGHT MAYBE
YOU'D TAKE THE MONEY.
YEAH, I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT
BUT THEN AFTER WE FOUND THE
MONEY AND YOU COULDN'T HAVE IT
WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL US THEN?
I TOLD YOU, JOSH WAS
THE BLACKMAILER.
RENE FOUND OUT,
JOSH KILLED HIM.
NO!
YEAH, I THOUGHT SO, TOO
BUT THEN I REMEMBERED SOMETHING
AMANDA SAID.
JUST MINUTES BEFORE RENE DIED,
HE WAS PRAISING JOSH
AND HOPING THAT CONNIE AND
CAMILLE WOULDN'T HIRE HIM AWAY.
THAT'S TRUE.
SO YOU WERE THE ONE IN
THE BATHROOM THIS TIME?
Dunn:
WELL, THAT'S
NO BIG DEAL.
SO WHAT? I MEAN,
RENE JUST DIDN'T
WANT TO EXPOSE JOSH YET.
POSSIBLY, BUT THEN THERE'S STILL
THE MATTER OF THE GIFT BASKET.
WHAT GIFT BASKET?
A GIFT BASKET THAT KEITH TOOK
TO ELLIOT'S TRAILER.
IT WAS EXPENSIVE,
WASN'T IT, ELLIOT?
IF YOU LIKE THAT SORT OF THING.
WHICH YOU DIDN'T.
IT WAS FULL OF CHEESE
AND PATE AND RED WINE...
FOODS THAT, UH, ELLIOT THINKS
ARE POISON AND WOULD NEVER
EAT.
NEVER!
KEITH KNEW THAT, TOO,
BUT HE ALSO KNEW THAT
UH, CHEESE AND PATE AND RED WINE
WAS RENE'S IDEA OF HEAVEN.
I SAW SEVERAL BOTTLES OF THAT
SAME BORDEAUX IN HIS TRAILER.
YOU'RE SAYING
THE BASKET WAS
INTENDED FOR RENE?
Dunn:
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
IF RENE WAS BLACKMAILING ME,
WHY WOULD I
BRING HIM A GIFT BASKET?
OH, YOU WEREN'T.
THE BASKET WAS JUST AN EXCUSE,
IN CASE SOMEBODY SAW YOU
GOING IN THERE
BECAUSE YOU KNEW
AFTER RENE DIED
WE'D ALL BE IN THERE
SEARCHING THAT TRAILER.
YOU WANTED TO GET YOUR MONEY
BACK BEFORE ANYBODY FOUND IT.
UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU,
AFTER THE FIRE
ALL THE TRAILERS WERE MOVED
TO LET THE FIRE TRUCKS IN.
THEY WERE ALL PUT BACK
BUT NOT IN THE SAME PLACE.
YOU WENT INTO ELLIOT'S TRAILER...
THINKING IT WAS
RENE'S.
I KNEW IT. I KNEW YOU DIDN'T
CARE ABOUT ME.
YOU WERE GOING TO REPLACE ME
WITH THOSE
JAPANESE GINZU CHEFS, HMM?
AS SOON AS I CAN.
DR. SLOAN, YOUR SPECULATIONS
ARE... VERY ENTERTAINING
AND IF I WEREN'T THE SUBJECT,
I'D APPLAUD
BUT YOU CAN'T PROVE ANY OF IT.
YOU CERTAINLY CAN'T PROVE
THAT I KILLED RENE
AND YOU CAN'T PROVE
THAT I WAS ANYWHERE NEAR
THAT BOTTLE OF MAJIK.
EXCEPT FOR ONE THING:
WHEN THE SPRINKLERS CAME ON,
THE MAJIK BOTTLE GOT WET
AND WHEN YOU SWITCHED
THE MAJIK BOTTLE
FOR THAT ONE THAT WAS FULL
OF IODINE...
JOSH, WOULD YOU SHOW US
THE PALM OF YOUR RIGHT HAND?
RENE HAND-COLORED
ALL HIS OWN LABELS
AND WHEN JOSH GRABBED IT,
THAT WET DYE CAME RIGHT OFF
ON HIS PALM.
UH, KEITH, COULD WE SEE
YOUR RIGHT PALM?
HE WAS A SCOUNDREL
BUT HE WAS WORTH
EVERY MINUTE YOU
SPENT WITH HIM.
I DON'T KNOW...
OH, I DO.
WHEN YOU WERE WITH RENE
EVERYTHING WENT
FROM BLACK AND WHITE
TO GLORIOUS TECHNICOLOR.
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T
THINK OF ONE WAY
MY LIFE WASN'T MADE BETTER
BY JUST KNOWING HIM.
BUT HE LIED TO YOU...
HE LIED TO ALL OF YOU.
WELL, I WOULDN'T
SAY HE LIED...
HE JUST DIDN'T
TELL EACH OF US
EVERYTHING WE
WANTED TO KNOW.
BUT HE DID TELL US
WHAT WE NEEDED TO HEAR.
IF HE SAID HE LOVED
YOU, HONEY, HE DID.
Marissa:
ONE FOR YOU.
OKAY...
A TOAST...
TO RENE FONTENOT.
ONE OF A KIND.
TO RENE.
TO RENE.
TO RENE.