Devious Maids (2013–2016): Season 1, Episode 10 - Hanging the Drapes - full transcript

Previously on "Devious Maids"...

The man that raped her
is not the father of her baby.

And there is some kind
of connection between them.

So which one killed her?

I just wanna talk to you
about your granddaughter.

Flora?

I have cancer.

But you don't have to worry
about getting things done.

I can do both jobs.

Remi is using drugs.

Cocaine?



You're going back to rehab.

Valentina told you,
didn't she?

Olivia wasn't able
to give him a baby.

And he left her.

He left Olivia because
she's a loon and a half.

Doesn't Michael love me? No.

I am sorry.

not enough
to say, "I'm sorry,"

When you've ruined
someone's life.

I do love him, Rosie.

So I'm gonna change for him.

Be the best wife ever.

Mrs. Peri wants
to make you happy.

Well, she had her chance.



You gotta give her another one.

I have something important
to say.

Oh, God.

Your heart attack
was very traumatic for me.

I'm sorry that you didn't have

The rip-roaring good time
that I had.

I'm serious.

Seeing you in the hospital
made me realize

What a lousy wife I've been.

And I wanna make
this marriage work.

So to do that...

I think we need therapy.

Therapy?

Obviously, I have anger issues.

I think it goes back
to my father.

You know, he started drinking
right after I was born.

Probably just a coincidence.

Are you trying
to antagonize me?

Look, I don't want to hear you
blame someone else

For the way you act.

Okay.

That's fair.

So... Will you go with me?

Fine.

I will go to therapy.

good.

This way, you can also
work on some of your issues.

I don't have any issues.

So I have a major flaw.

Great. Come on. Let's hear it.

You're terrified of conflict.

How could I be terrified
of conflict?

I'm married to you.

If a waiter spills on you,
you apologize.

If someone takes a parking spot
you've been waiting for,

You say, "oh, well."

You are so determined
to be a nice guy,

You refuse to stand up
for yourself...

Not to your boss,
not to your agents,

And especially not to me!

Wait. I'm sorry.
The flaw in our marriage

Is we don't fight enough?
Oh, for God sake, Spence!

If I can admit
I'm a raging bitch,

Surely you can admit
you're a wuss!

So...

Who wants cake? Huh?

Phillipe just called.

The limo is pulling
onto sunset.

Are you done with the balloons?

Almost.

Valentina, why don't you
sound excited?

Remi's gonna be here
any second.

She's afraid to see him.
She thinks he's angry with her.

Angry?

I promised not to tell anyone
about his drugs.

He had to go to rehab
because of me.

That's just silly.
Remi knows he needed help.

Then why hasn't he called me?

I haven't heard from him
in a month.

People in rehab are busy.

There are therapy sessions,
yoga classes, meditation.

It's a lot like a spa...

Except for all the people
crying and shaking.

Ah! They're here.

Quick, put that away.

Maybe you're right.

Maybe Remi is angry with you.

I know he is.

Well, if he walks in that door
and gives you attitude,

What will you do? I'll die!

no. You
will hold your head up high

Because you did
the right thing.

And if he can't see that,
well...

He's too stupid to love.

Please don't say that.

Hey, everybody!

Look who I found
in the driveway!

Welcome back, Remi.

It is good to have you home.

Doesn't he look wonderful?

Isn't he just
movie star handsome?

Oh, for Pete's sake, Genevieve,

You're embarrassing the boy.

I just want him to know
how proud we are.

Well, I think he gets it.

Remi, there's someone else
waiting to see you.

You saved my life.

Thank you.

So... I hear you talked
to Flora's grandmother.

We had a nice, long talk.

Did she tell you anything
useful?

As a matter of fact...

She told me that Flora
was seeing one of your friends.

What?

It was his child
that she was expecting.

no way.

We know this is hard.
It's impossible.

Flora never met
any of my friends.

Are you sure?

I never introduced Flora
to anyone.

We didn't even go out
that much.

The only party we were at
together was the...

Eddie, what is it?

I can't tell you.

I think we're past the point

Where you're allowed
to be embarrassed.

I'll tell her.

Not you.

Eddie, come on! Mom!

I'm not talking to you
about this, okay?

It's okay.

Well, don't just sit there.

Tell me what you've done.

Yes, excellent.
Thank you so much.

Yes, bye.

Hey, good news!

Odessa's test results
came back.

She's doing much better.

Fantastic!

When is she coming home?

They're keeping her
at the hospital

For two more weeks,
just to be sure.

Oh.

What's wrong?

Nothing. I was just hoping
she'd be back sooner than that.

If there's something you need,
I can do it.

Thanks.

There are certain things
Odessa does for me

That I don't trust
anyone else to do.

Oh.

Well, like what?

You know...

Intimate stuff.

Intimate?

What does that mean?

Odessa...

Shaves me.

Huh?

Well,
I can get... Pretty hairy.

I hate waxing.

So... Odessa shaves me.

Hell, I can do that. Really?

You wouldn't mind? No, no, no!

I might even enjoy it.

This is great. Okay.

'Cause I got a date
tomorrow night,

And I'm in need
of some serious grooming.

Oh, that's
just a little stubble.

I'll take care of it
in the morning.

Uh, Carmen?

I shave my own chest.

I need you to do my back.

oh, no.

So he asked you
to shave his back?

That's right.

Just how much hair
are we talking?

If you cross a werewolf
with a Kardashian.

Oh, my God.

So are you gonna do it?

I don't want to,
but do I have a choice?

Is there a polite way

To tell your boss
he's deformed?

I once worked for
this 80-year-old lesbian.

She asked me to give her
a bikini wax.

I will give you $10 to stop this
story right now.

I was so nervous.

I dripped the wax onto her...

Did she fire you?

Hmm? She offered me a raise.

That's weird, right?

hey...

What are you guys doing here?
Wanted to come say hi.

This is Remi Delatour, the boy
I've been telling you about.

Hola. nice to meet you guys.
I'm sorry to interrupt.

I just need to speak
with Zoila for a moment.

oh. Okay.

Excuse us.

he's so cute.

Rosie's story gave me an idea
on how to handle Alejandro.

You think I should
pour wax on his...

You know?

No.

Tell him you'd be
happy to shave his back.

But say you need a little bump
in your salary first.

And then ask for a raise
that's so big...

It'll make the hair on his back
stand on end.

So?

What's on your mind?

I would very much like
to start dating your daughter.

Oh.

But I know you might have
some reservations

Because I was...

Doing drugs?

Yeah.

I-I just thought that,

You know, I should get
your permission first.

Well, if you really want
permission,

You should talk to her father.

Okay.

Um, does he know that I was...

Doing drugs?

Yeah.

I may have mentioned it.
He'll wanna meet you.

Can you come to the house
for dinner?

I'd... I'd love to.

Good.

Oh, and this whole
asking permission thing

Is really... Classy?

Smart.

Mmm.

Hello, Rosie.

What are you doing here?

Are you shopping?

In a manner of speaking.

Oh.

I wanted to invite you to a party.

A party?

You sound surprised.

Oh, rich people don't
invite me to parties.

Well, they would
if they knew you like I do.

You don't know me so much.

I know enough to be...

Fascinated.

I don't have nothing
to wear to a party.

Then I'll give you some money.

What?

So you could buy a gown.

And I'll make sure
there's a... Little left over.

You make me uncomfortable.

That's because you're sensing
my hidden agenda.

I don't know what that is,
but don't take it out.

A friend of mine
is coming to this party,

And he's been
a little down lately.

And I thought you could
meet him and...

Entertain him.

Entertain him?

Oh, Rosie,
you're so delightfully naive.

but we both know
you're not stupid.

Hi, Ida. It's marisol... Again.

I need you to call me
and tell me what Eddie said.

Surely it can't be that bad.

And if it is...

Just call me, okay?

Michael!

Michael! Is something wrong?

No, no. Everything is right...
absolutely, wonderfully right.

Michael, get out here!

What's going on?

Mm.

I'm pregnant.

oh!

oh! Oh!

When did you find out?

I took an E.P.T. Test
yesterday.

But I wasn't sure.

So I made an appointment
with Dr. Kagan.

And we ran some tests.

We're gonna have a baby!

And we're gonna have a baby!

mwah!
Congratulations, you two.

I am so happy for you.

So who are we gonna call first?

Your mother or my sister?

Well, uh, I don't think
we should tell anyone just yet.

He's right.

It's better to wait
a few weeks just in case.

But I have to tell somebody.

I know. I'll call Kate ebley.

Uh, Taylor.

I was the first person
she called

When she found Peter in bed
with that jockey.

I owe her one.

I really wouldn't
worry about it too much.

Taylor is healthy.

She's got the best doctors
in the world.

I'm not worried about that.

Kate ebley has a big mouth.

You're worried
Olivia might hear.

Yeah.

She's gonna find out
eventually.

I know.

But I should be the one
to tell her.

You're divorced.

You don't owe her anything.

We were married 21 years.

I owe her some dignity.

Adrian Powell
propositioned you?

In the supermarket parking lot.

What exactly did he say?

He invited me to a party,

And then he offered
to buy me a dress.

Well, that's awful.

So...

When did he tell you
he wanted to have sex?

Well, he never actually
said that.

But his eyes did.

And so did his finger.

His finger? Mm-hmm.

He went like this.

And I know what
that finger was saying.

Sweetheart, I'm so sorry
you had to go through that.

The guy's obviously a creep.
yeah.

The good news is it's over.

You never have to talk
to him again.

That's it?

Huh?

You're not going to his house?

Why would I do that?

So you could punch him
or kick him

Or hit him with a stick.

Well, you're serious.

He insulted me.

Yes. He made
an indecent proposal.

This town is full of those.

It's nothing to freak out over.

Mrs. Peri's right.

About what?

You're a wuss.

Excuse me? Yeah.

You're afraid to fight.

It's okay.

Not every man can do that.

Hey.

Hey, I am not afraid to fight.
Mm.

But I don't need
to pounce some perv

Just to prove how macho I am.

Ernesto would have hit him.

But that's because
I belonged to him.

It was his job to protect me.

I forget.

I do not belong to you.

So why haven't you
called me back?

This is not the kind of news
you deliver over the phone.

So Eddie said
you could tell me?

It's okay?

Yeah.

He just didn't want
to be there when you found out.

That doesn't sound good.

Flora never met any friends
of Eddie's.

But he remembers that
she met some of his clients.

Clients?

Eddie had a small business.

He never mentioned that to me.

No, he wouldn't have.

What kind of business
are we talking about exactly?

Your son has supported himself
for the last two years

By selling drugs.

He had a partner...
somebody named Brad...

Who was a coworker
at Beverly cuisine catering.

They sold to the guests

At the swanky parties
they worked.

Anyway, Eddie says
Flora met some of his buys.

He thinks
Brad can tell us more.

Did Eddie murder Flora?

You know he didn't.

A minute ago, I knew my son
would never be a drug dealer,

But I was wrong.

What else am I wrong about?

I know you're disappointed
and upset.

But you can't give up on Eddie.

Not now.

Not when we're so close
to finding out the truth.

So...

What do we do now?

I got a hold of the people
at the catering company.

They gave me Brad's cell,
but he won't return my calls.

Don't worry.

I will find this punk.

hey.

I'll be talking
to Eddie tonight.

Any message for him?

Tell him I love him.

But I won't be able
to see him for a while.

hi.

Hi.

so before we go in,

I wanted to warn you about something.
What's that?

My dad has
a weird sense of humor.

Everybody's dad
has a weird sense of humor.

No. Most people's fathers
say stuff that's dumb or silly.

My dad's jokes are sort of...

Offensive.

I'm sure he'll be fine.

There you are! Hey, papi.

I want you to meet Remi.
Remi, this is my dad.

It's an honor to meet you, sir.

I brought you a little something.
Oh.

Zoila! The drug addict
brought me scotch!

oh! Come on!

You thought that was funny,
right?

You know what?

If you can laugh
at the stupid mistakes

I've made in my life,
well, then...

I guess I can, too.

I like this kid.

You got a little, uh,
powder right there.

Mami! Okay. Okay.

Let's not bring her into this.
I'll behave.

It's an honor to welcome you
to our home, Remi Delatour.

And I'm honored to be here,
mister...

Oh, my God. This is so awkward.

I just realized,

I don't even know
your last name.

It's Diaz.

Right. I'm so sorry, Mr. Diaz.
I get it.

My wife and daughter
work for you.

You call them
by their first names.

Exactly.

God, I really hope
I didn't offend you.

no! Relax.

We're all friends here.
Nobody's offended.

Hey, Carmen. Got a sec?

Sure.

You need something?

I believe we had
an appointment?

Right.

You know...

Shaving isn't really
in my job description.

So if want me to do this,

I feel I... Deserve a raise.

Like what?

$50 a week?

$250.

But if you'd rather
go to a salon,

I will totally... you got it.

What?

You got your raise. Let's go.

You know what?

I'm gonna need
some alcohol first.

Disinfecting the razor?

Yeah. Sure.

okay. Let's do this.

here you go.

mm.

Careful.

You don't want to put too much.

Not possible.

okay.

ow!

I'm sorry!

You cut me. I know.
And I feel so bad.

Why would you do that?

I sort of had my eyes closed.

Why?

For me...

And this is just my opinion...

Back hair is nasty.

Oh.

Again, I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to...

Have dinner with me.

now why
would I want to do that?

Well, I can promise you
good food,

Good conversation.
I'll make you laugh.

I might even tell you
I'm sorry for the way

I cheated on you
during our marriage.

If you tell me that,
I will laugh.

It's true, though.

Phillipe Delatour,
what are you up to?

Uh, these last few days, uh...

Have just got me thinking.

I wish I had been
a better father to Remi,

A better husband to you.

Oh.

So what do you say?

I'll take you out for a steak

And a ridiculously expensive
bottle of wine.

you're gonna get me drunk

And make a pass at me?

Well, not if it would
insult you.

It would insult me
if you didn't.

So you'll go?

I adore you, Phillipe.

But I'm not some toy
you can play with

Anytime you feel lonely.

And just because
I've forgiven you for the past,

Doesn't mean I've forgotten.

So we'll go out and just
talk about the past...

Like old friends.

All right.

But just so we're clear,

If you stare
at a pretty waitress

While I'm speaking,

I will stab you in your neck
with my fork.

Well, I promise.

I will only have eyes for you.

Michael?

Sorry for just dropping in.

It's fine. Sit. Sit.

Oh.

Well, this is nice.

It's a silk rope tieback
for some drapes I'm doing.

I was gonna redo our drapes
with something like that.

But then you left.

Yeah. Well...

So... It's so good to see you.

I hope Taylor's doing well...

She said, insincerely.

well, Taylor is fine. No.

She's more than fine, actually.

Oh?

Taylor and I
are going to have a baby.

I thought you should
hear it from me.

I know this must be upsetting.

Only because I couldn't
give you children.

I know that's
all you ever wanted.

Not .

So...

Are you happy?

Yes.

Well, good.

Because that's all
I ever wanted.

That's a nice thing to say.

I mean that.

You must know I still love you.

I do.

And I think it's time
you stopped.

I wish I knew how.

Are you...

Going to be okay?

Oh...

My sweet Michael.

You shouldn't worry about me.

I am no longer your problem.

So... This is delicious.

What do you call it?

Stuffed peppers.
Valentina made them.

Really?

You know how to stuff peppers?

It's Mexican food.

I'm Mexican, or did you
not know that either?

so, Remi...

Did you ever try heroin?

Pablo!

I'm trying to break
the tension.

By talking about heroin?

Fine. You do the small talk.

So it is really nice
to finally have you over, Remi.

It's my pleasure.

It's a wonderful house.

It's cozy, but we like it.

So is it just
the three of you here?

Who else would be here?

Well, I wasn't sure if maybe you
had... brothers and sisters?

You think I have
brothers and sisters?

I'm guessing... You don't?

Why do you have to guess?
You should know.

Valentina. I know
everything about him.

I know what
his favorite movies are,

What he likes for breakfast,

What kind of shaving cream
he uses.

How can you not know
my last name is Diaz?

How is that possible?

I bet you wish you had
some heroin right now, huh?

we're sorry.

The mailbox of the subscriber
you're trying to reach is full.

Where have you been?

My friend Celia took me shopping
for baby clothes.

You told Celia? Taylor!

I was the first person she told
about her lap-band surgery.

I totally owed her.

Well, can you just not tell
anyone else, please...

At least for a few weeks? Fine.

So how cute are these?

Adorable.

Did you get everything in blue?

It's gonna be a boy.

How do you know that?
I just do.

okay.

I also know he's going
to be smart and talented

And funny and full of mischief.

And I will love him
more than anyone in the world.

What's wrong?

I was just thinking
about a woman I know

Who has a son.

And she thought that she knew
exactly how he would turn out.

But... She was wrong.

Well, I don't really care
what my son is like,

As long as he shows up.

Now I'm gonna show you
the blanket I bought.

It is beyond precious.

Okay...

oh.

you know...

Maybe it wouldn't be so bad to
tell people you were pregnant.

You think? Just a few.

And you could tell 'em
at the same time.

Do something fun,
like have a dinner party.

That'd be wonderful.

And you'd make
something special?

No, this is your first baby.

You gotta do it right.

Meaning?

Hire a catering company.

Did Remi leave?

What choice did he have?

Your father kept asking him

If he wanted to watch
"trainspotting."

I'm sorry I freaked out
and ruined the dinner.

Just because Remi doesn't know
you're "Valentina Diaz"

Doesn't mean he isn't
crazy about you.

I know. It's just,

I worry he never bothered to learn
my last name...

Because...

He still
thinks of me as the help.

Come on. Well, why wouldn't he?

Most of the time
when he sees me,

I'm making his bed,
washing his socks,

Pouring milk on his cereal.

Are you ready for an obvious
solution to this problem?

I guess. Quit.

Quit?

He won't think of you
as the help

If you don't
hang around his house

Helping him all the time.

Are you... Sure?

You're starting school
in the fall anyway.

I think it's great.

Thank you, mami.

What's so funny?

I was just thinking,

If you and Remi end up
getting married,

You'd spend the rest
of your life

Fixing his room,
washing his socks,

Pouring milk on his cereal.

But then I'll be his wife,

And he won't think of me
as the help.

You know nothing
about marriage.

For the last time, Dalton.

Jenny's with me now.

She's a drunk. She doesn't
know what she wants.

I think you'd better leave.

You don't wanna be
with me, Jenny?

No problem. You pathetic tramp.

You wanna meet someone?

Meet... My... Fist.

Hello, Mr. Powell.

I don't know
if you remember me.

Well, of course I do, Spence.

We met last year
at that, uh, charity dinner.

Yeah. It was for burn victims.
Right.

They, uh, served barbecue.

No one got the irony but me.

Mr. Powell, I'm here to
talk to you about Rosie falta.

Ah, such a lovely woman.
I'm a little angry at her.

Angry? Well, she left this
house without notice.

You know how hard it is
to find attractive help?

Look what I'm reduced to.

This hulking mass is Olga.

She won a bronze medal
for Bulgaria in the shot put.

She now works here

And eats me
out of house and home.

What'd she say?

Must be time for her feeding.

you keep cleaning.

I'll get you some meat.

Look, about Rosie...

What about her?

She says you insulted her.

That doesn't sound like me.

Do you deny propositioning her?

I discussed some business, yes.

Business?

Did you or did you not
offer her money for sex?

You know what I hate?

Hypocrites.

What?

You're having sex
with her, right?

That's beside the point.

No, it's not.

I admit I wanna take
a bite off the same apple

You're nibbling on.

What's so wrong about offering
to pay top dollar for it?

There's someone I want you
to meet, Adrian.

Who's that? My fist.

uhh.

Could I talk to you?

My date's gonna be here
any minute.

This will take
just two seconds.

I obviously hurt
your feelings yesterday,

And I didn't mean to.

You said that I could
trust you.

So I exposed a part of myself...

Something I'm embarrassed by...

And you insulted me.

And I am so sorry.

Am I such a scary boss

That you feel like you can't
even say "no" to me?

No.

No, no. You're terrific.

And I wanted to help you,
but I-I...

I couldn't,
because I'm immature

And silly and...

I'm sorry.

Apology accepted.

I'm glad you think
I'm terrific.

Oh, I do.

And now that I've gotten
to know you,

I-I think you're amazing,
and I like you so very much.

Ah.

So you didn't like me
at first? Huh?

I couldn't tell.

You don't really let...
People in.

That's true.

Why is that?

I've trusted a lot of people
over the years,

And, um...

So many of them
have betrayed me.

So I keep the walls up
just to be safe.

I get not wanting
to show people your back.

But you shouldn't be afraid
to show people your soul.

You're right. I shouldn't.

Well, just know...

You can trust me.

You can be open with me
and tell me what's going on,

And I will never, ever
betray you, okay?

My date is here.

Well... Have a nice time.

Carmen...

I do trust you,

And it would be nice
to have someone in my life,

Aware of what's going on
with me.

So I wanna introduce you
to someone...

Someone I'm very serious about.

Alejandro, I had no idea.

No one does.

What do you mean? Is she in the business?

Carmen, I want you
to meet Scott...

My boyfriend.

hi. Welcome.

Genevieve.

I heard Phillipe
was your plus one.

And we also brought
our son Remi

And his new girlfriend Valentina.
Hi.

How you doing?

Just to make it a family affair.
You don't mind, do you?

Why would I mind you
bringing two extra people...

To a dinner party?

you know what they say.
The more, the merrier.

whoever
says that, I want them to stop.

I'll get some more chairs.

I'll do it. Watch the door.
okay.

Hey, sorry I'm late.
Traffic was awful.

You must be Brad?

Yeah.

We've been expecting you.

You fought with Adrian Powell?

Yeah, well, I tried to. Why?

He insulted Rosie.

He offered her money for sex.

Are you kidding me?
That is so gross.

Is she here?

She's at the store.

Well, I went over
to Adrian's house

To set him straight, but...

Before I could punch
his lights out,

I slipped and gave myself
a concussion.

And... You did this for Rosie?

Yeah, and I-I don't know why.
I...

Guess I was... Avenging her.

If you wanna laugh at me,
go ahead.

Now why would I laugh?

'Cause I made
a fool out of myself.

You defended a woman
who was sexually harassed.

That's not funny.

It's gallant as hell.

Wow.

It's been a while.

Since what?

Since you've been nice to me.

Thanks.

You surprised me today.

My brave boy.

If you can keep doing that,

I think we're gonna be okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Taylor and I...

Have a little announcement
to make,

And we're not telling everyone
just yet

For reasons that will
soon become obvious

In a little less
than nine months.

It seems I'm going to
become a father.

Oh!

congratulations!

Fantastic. that's great.

cheers, cheers.

cheers.

Can you come with me?

I need to talk to you
for a second.

I'm cleaning as fast as I can.

This isn't about this party.

I'm Eddie's mother.

I am not screwing around.

I will go to the police,

And I will tell them
about your little endeavor

Unless I start
getting some answers.

Look, I didn't know
Flora was pregnant, I swear.

But you were aware
she was cheating on Eddie.

We... we were working a party
for Flora's boss.

Eddie was doing some business
with some trust fund brats.

Anyway, there was this one kid.

The second Eddie's back
was turned,

Flora was all over him.

Couple weeks later,
I saw them out together.

I need a name.

I don't ask customers
for names.

He's over there.
You can ask him yourself.

Over where? He's at this party?

Right there.

Remi Delatour?

If you say so.

All I knew about him
was he liked coke

And could afford a lot of it.

oh, my God.

Oh, my God! Michael! Michael!

Somebody!

Get a knife! Now!

Call 9-1-1!
Somebody call 9-1-1!

please come back to me, baby.

I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry for everything.

Please come back to me.

wake up, please.
I'm so sorry.

Please.

Just come back, babe.