Deadtime Stories (2012–2014): Season 1, Episode 6 - Terror in Tiny Town - full transcript

Hello?

You guys in this room?

There's only so many rooms
in one house.

You're gonna have to come out
at some point.

You're not gonna scare me
this time.

Waaaaaah!
Waaaaaah!
Aah! Oh!

[ both laugh ]
all right, okay,
I was wrong.

You got me.
You totally scared me.

Girl: [ singsong voice ]
oh, yeah, oh, yeah,
she's scared.

All right, is this where you
guys want to hang out all night?

Both: yes.



'cause my room's
the best.

All right,
everybody's room is the best.

All right. did you bring us
another "Deadtime Story"?

Oh, you know I did.
Here -- scooch over.

Which one?

"Terror in Tiny Town."

What's it about?

Terror in a Tiny Town.

[ laughs ]
really?

It's about Willy Tyler
and his cousin Zack,

who comes to visit
for a week.

The only problem is, Zack brings
a drifter named Hurley,

and Hurley
doesn't exactly play nice.

What's a drifter?



Well, it's somebody
who goes from town to town

without
ever settling down.

Are you guys ready
to be scared?

Both: yes.
Okay.

Chapter 1.

"Hurley the drifter
sat on his bench

"under the lamppost
in Tiny Town.

"his haunting blue eyes
watched the boys' every move

"as they rearranged
the trees and the cars

and the buildings
around him."

Do you really like
Hurley?

Are you kidding me?

Hurley's the coolest guy
in Tiny Town.

I love your mom.

She always brings me
great stuff.

That's because
I always pick it out.

You should have seen
the goofy guy

she wanted to get you.

Girl:
[singsong voice ] Willy!

Zack!
Oh, no.

Here comes the sis-turd.

I swear -- if we don't get away
from Madison soon,

I'm gonna scream.

Tell me about it.

At least you don't have to
live with her every day.

You only have to deal with her
for a week.

Doesn't she have anything else
to do but torture us?

Well, I say
we torture her back.

[ thunder rumbles ]

Zack:
that's perfect.

The train is gonna smash
right into her head.

Exactly.

♪ Tra-la-la-la,
la-la-la ♪

Quick!
Start the train!

No, not yet.

I want to make sure
Madison sees the whole thing.

Then how are you
gonna keep her

from just grabbing
Suzie Sparkle?

I'm not. you are.

She hates wet willies.

I figured you two dorks
would be up here

playing with
your stupid train set.

Actually, we're playing with
your stupid doll.

Aaah! Mommy!

Willy and Zack are trying
to run over Suzie Sparkle

with
the Tiny Town express!

Stay back, Madison!

Stop it! Mommy!

They're really gonna do it!
You got to stop them!

And Zack's gonna give me
a wet Willy!

No use
calling for mommy.

You better
just call an ambulance,

'cause
there's about to be

a horrible accident
in Tiny Town.

[ screaming ]

[ eerie music plays ]

♪ When you hear the scream ♪

Aah!

♪ Hide under the blanket ♪

♪ Don't come out ♪

♪ It's not a dream ♪

♪ Don't you sleep ♪

♪ This is your nightmare now ♪

Don't let them
run over Suzie Sparkle!

No!

Aaaah!
[ both laugh ]

yeah!
Yeah!
Aaaah!

Mom: what on earth
is going on up here?!

Madison: Willy and Zack
made the Tiny Town express

smash into
Suzie Sparkle's head!

Okay, that's it.
Bedtime for everyone.

[ sighs ]

let's go!

I think we ought to
get out of here.

Boy: hey, guys!
Down here!

Why the heck don't they all
just go home

before the Beast of Baskerville
gets them?

You got me.
I'd be out of there already.

[ thunder crashes ]

[ electricity crackles ]

whoa.

That was scary.

You're telling me.
I almost had a heart attack.

[ train whistle blows ]

what was that?

I don't know.

It -- it sounds like
the train whistle.

[ thunder rumbles ]

[ train whistle blows ]

Hey. sounds like
it's coming from that vent.

And how much
you want to bet

that that vent
leads up to the attic?

Someone must be up there
playing with your trains.

But that's impossible. the storm
just blew out the electricity.

Then how the heck
is the train running?

I don't know.

[ train whistle blowing ]

[ electricity crackles ]

Willy:
did you see that?

I told you
there's nobody up here.

Then that means
the Tiny Town express

was running
all by itself.

How is that
even possible?

The power switch
is off, too.

Oh,
this is too freaky.

There's got to be some kind
of logical explanation for this.

Yeah --
Tiny Town is haunted.

[ gasps ]

Zack! Look!

Boy:
what happened to Hurley?

Maybe Madison took him --
to get back at them

for what they did
to Suzie Sparkle.

Well, that's what
Willy and Zack thought.

What do you guys think?

I think we should keep reading
so we can find out.

All right.

"the next morning,

"Willy and Zack
were ready for Madison,

but they weren't ready
for Willy's mom."

Good morning, mom.
Good morning?

As far as I can see,
there's nothing good about it.

Whoa!
What happened here?

That's what
I'd like to know.

We didn't do this,
aunt sandy.
No way, mom.

Then why do I see your toys
all over the place?

Yeah, there's even a guy
in my cereal.

He fell out of the box
when I was pouring it.

Okay, we didn't bring
any of these guys
down here, mom.

Then I suppose
you expect me to believe

that these little people
just walked down here

all by themselves
and made this mess.

I want this
cleaned up now.

Got it?

We can't let Madison
get away with this.

You know what?

If Madison
doesn't give Hurley back,

she's never gonna see
Suzie Sparkle again.

What are you gonna do
with her?

I'm gonna put her
someplace

where Madison
will never find her.

Ohh!

Oh! Good job.

What else can we do
to torture her?

The weevils!

The what?

The weevils.

They're these stupid,
roly-poly dolls

that live
in a storybook house.

Madison loves them.

What are we
gonna do with them?

Let's just say

there's gonna be some terror in
Tiny Town.

[ chuckles ]

this is definitely
gonna drive Madison nuts.

Mom: hey, guys?

Yeah, mom?

I'm going
to the food store,

and I'm bringing Madison
with me.

I have my cellphone.

I expect the two of you
to behave while I'm gone.

Okay, mom.
Okay, aunt sandy.

[ door closes ]

let's go tear apart
Madison's room!

I bet we'll find Hurley
in there.

[ sighs ]

we've been through
everything.

He's not in here.

I'm beginning to think we're
never gonna get Hurley back.

Then we'll just keep
taking Madison's stuff

until she cracks.

Oh. sniffles.

We'll put her in the ceiling
with Suzie Sparkle.

What the...?

Someone cut
all the weevils down.

Madison.

How could Madison
have done it?

She's out shopping,
remember?

Maybe there's a burglar
in the house.

Burglars break into your house
to steal things,

not mess up your kitchen
and play with your toys.

Well, then maybe
your mom was right.

Maybe the little people are
walking around by themselves.

Seriously?

What the heck is that?

Looks like a note.

Well, what does it say?

The writing's
too small to read.

"town meeting tonight
at midnight.

Be there."

It's signed "Hurley."

Zack: the town hall meeting's
supposed to start now.

[ snoring ]

[ snoring ]

Zack, wake up.

[ sighs ]

[ snoring continues ]

[ grunts ]

well, that was
a big, fat waste of time.

What are you complaining about?
You slept the whole time.

I was the one who sat there
staring at Tiny Town all night.

So much for the big
town meeting at 12:00.

Yeah.
And no Hurley.

Yeah.

I'm so tired,
I could puke.

Night, Zack.

[ snoring ]

man: people of Tiny Town!
Arise!

Zack!

Zack, wake up!

[ groans ]
what now?

They're starting the meeting
in Tiny Town.

We've got to get
up there.

I don't hear anything.

Shh!

[ sighs ]

where did Hurley
come from?

And how did Suzie Sparkle
get down from the ceiling?

I-i don't know.

There's only
one explanation.

Tiny Town is alive.

[ scoffs ]
do you guys really think
I'm gonna fall for that?

Okay, look,
I know it sounds crazy.

That's 'cause
it is crazy.

Do you know what I think --
I think you guys

have been cooped up
inside this house too long.

It's a beautiful, sunny day
today.

I want you to find something
to do outside.

No more Tiny Town
for a while.

But --

go.

[ sighs ]

[ exhales sharply ]

what are we
supposed to do out here?

Got me.

Cool.

Throw it here.

Sorry!

Don't trample any of the plants,
or my mom will flip out.

Um...Willy...

You might want
to come take a look at this.

Whoa.

Your mom's
got to believe us now.

She'll never believe it,

unless she sees them moving
with her own eyes.

But we haven't
even seen that.

These Tiny Town guys don't move
when we're around.

They must freeze or something
when they see us.

Do you think
they're watching us,

listening
to every word we say?

Maybe.

Touch one.

He's just plastic.

I-i don't get it.

Neither do i.

But I think we better

bring all these guys
back to Tiny Town,

see if anything else
is going on.

Whoa!

Where's the wild west?

It's gone!

Looks like the knights
have kicked out the pioneers.

You know,
you're probably right.

There's no way the pioneers
could fight off the knights.

[ exhales deeply ]

this is crazy.

They're just toys!

You know what?
Maybe your mom was right.

Maybe we should just take
a break from Tiny Town for now.

So, that's it?
They just give up?

What do you think?
I think
they ought to find out

if Tiny Town
really is alive.
Yeah!

Oh, trust me -- they do.

"since the little people
of Tiny Town

"seemed to do most
of their moving around at night,

"Willy and Zack decided to set
up Willy's dad's video camera

"in the attic to see
if they could try to catch them.

The next morning"...

Come on,
fast-forward some more.

People of Tiny Town!

Look! It's Hurley!

Listen to me!

If you want to stay alive,

you will do exactly as I say.

Why should we
listen to you?

Because I have seen this type
of thing happen before.

And if you people of Tiny Town
don't take action now,

and I mean now, you're forever
gonna be pushed around

by those horrible humans!

[ crowd cheers ]

I can't believe this!

I can't either.

Oh, sure,
every once in a while,

they give you a --

a new horse
or a shiny new car,

but they take
more than they give!

Is that what you want
for a life?

No!
No!
No!

What?!

No!
No!
No!

Well,
then rise up with me...

We're with you, Hurley!

...and let's crush
those two losers!

[ remote clicks ]

they are alive!

Dude, we got to get
your parents!

We finally have proof!

Guys, you got to come
see this.

Uh, this is not funny.

Wow. you guys have gone
too far this time.

No, no,
we didn't do this.

Oh,
let me guess --

the little people
from Tiny Town did it?

They must have.

They probably didn't
want you guys

to see the video
we made of them.

Oh, you recorded it?

We set up dad's camera
up in the attic

before we went to bed.

I thought we agreed that
that camera was off limits, pal.

We just wanted to see
what was going on

in Tiny Town
while we were sleeping.

Well, I can certainly see
what goes on

in this house
while I'm sleeping.

I am so surprised
at you guys --

and disappointed, too.

Your behavior the last couple
days has been horrible.

Yeah, I'm not so sure
we're gonna let you

go back to Zack's house
with him, Willy.

I don't want aunt jean
to have to put up

with this kind of nonsense
for a week.

Mom, please, you have to let me
go to Zack's house.

We've been planning
this trip all year.

I'm going back
to bed.

And don't touch
any of these wires.

I'll deal with them
later, too.

And not one more word
about Tiny Town.

How did they do this?

Willy!
Come look at this.

They're the ones
who did this.

And look --
they broke the camera card.

Now we're never gonna be able
to show anybody.

What's the deal
with these little guys?
They're totally out of control.

I don't know.

But we have to stop them
once and for all.

Willy: I wish
we didn't have to do this.

Yeah, I know
what you mean, dude.

Tiny Town
was the coolest.

Yeah.

Whoa!

I-it looks like
they're planning a war.

They've made an entire map
of the house.

They're planning a war
against us!

With these
dinky little weapons?

Dinky weapons or not,
I'm not gonna feel safe

until Tiny Town
is all packed up.

Hey. congratulations.

You guys made it 24 hours
without getting into trouble.

Let's keep it that way,
please.

We will, mom.

Just have fun
at Madison's dance recital.

You guys can still come.

Madison: Mom,
please don't let them come.

All they'll do
is make fun of me.

Mom: [ chuckling ]
they're not gonna come.

They're gonna stay home
and behave themselves

all day, right?

Okay, have fun.

So, what are we
supposed to do

now that we have
the whole house to ourselves?

Watch tv
and eat cereal all day.

Unh-unh-unh!
I don't think so!

[ imitating Tony Montana ]
say hello to my little friends.

Huh?

Hi, how you doing?

[ indistinct talking ]

what are you looking at,
you two giant jerks?

Oh, y-you want
your cereal?

I got your cereal
right here!

Get 'em!

Zack, look out!

Aah!
Aah!

Yeah, yeah!

Dinky little weapons,
huh?!

Come on!
Let's get out of here!

Come on!

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!

Zack, over there!

Come on, close it!
Close it!

[ both breathing heavily ]

now what do we do?

Suit up.

For what?
A ballgame?

No!

A war.

We don't have
any military gear,

so we're just gonna
have to make do.

A-and just what are we
supposed to do with this stuff?

Round up
all these Tiny Towners

so we can throw them
in garbage bags

and get them
out of here.

Hey, you two.
What was that?

We got you surrounded.
[ helicopter blades whirring ]

surrender now,
or we will attack.

Attack formation.

We're going in.

[ thud ]
going down!

Mayday! Mayday!

Oh!

I'm going down.
Mayday.

Come on.

Tiny hawk down.

Proceed to
alternate battle plan delta.

Self-destruct sequence
initiated.

These guys
aren't messing around.

No, but they are.

This is too much.

♪ Put your body close to mine ♪

♪ Get up and dance ♪

♪ Let's do the oohwee oohwee ♪

♪ Get on the floor ♪

♪ Like you never have before
and take a chance ♪

♪ Get up and dance ♪

♪ Look at me
under the lights ♪

[ electricity crackles ]

dude, it looks like
the sprinkler just fried them.

What happened?
Ladies?

Of course!

If lightning
brought them to life,

it would make sense
that water would fritz them out!

I think we just figured out
how to win this war!

Yeah!

You ready?

Yep.

Let's do this thing.

Ready?
Ready.

Hey, Hurley!

Why don't you come outside
and fight like a real person?

Prepare yourselves
for defeat!

No, you prepare
for defeat!

Get 'em! Come on!

Come on!
Get that turkey!

[ electricity crackles ]

[ electricity crackles ]

[ indistinct shouting ]

[ electricity crackles ]

oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!
Come on!

[ electricity crackles ]

Retreat! Retreat!

Yeah!

Here we go!

Yeah!
Let's get them!

Advance! Advance!

Where's my reinforcements?

Yeah!

Don't give up!

Ha ha! Cool!

We got them now.

Yeah!

We're out of ammo!

We surrender!
Oh, no!

Come on.
Right behind you.

Pull it now!

Yeah!
Yeah!

[ both grunting ]

ow! That hurts!

Zack, look out!

Fire!
Fire again!

Come on! Let's get out
of here! Come on!

It's time
for operation mega squirt.

Yeah!

[ electricity crackling ]

yeah!
Yeah!

Willy and Zack
fried their little butts!

Yeah!

[ laughs ]

or so it would seem.

Uh-oh.

The terror isn't over yet,
is it?

Buckle your seat belt!
[ laughs ]

all right, this time, you guys
really are in for a wild ride.

"the thrill of victory

"soon gave way
to the agony of defeat.

"the war with Tiny Town
wasn't the only battle

"Willy and Zack
would have to fight.

"the real terror started
when the boys boarded the train

that was supposed to take them
back to Zack's house."

Wow!

This is too cool!

Looks like we have
a whole car to ourselves.

Yeah, dude. I hope no one else
comes into our private car.

I hope it doesn't rain the whole
time we're at your house.

[ scoffs ]
no joke, dude.

This has been
the rainiest summer ever.

[ thunder rumbles ]

Hey, Zack, look.

Check out that guy
on the bench.

Yeah?
What about him?

Wait a second.
That looks like...

Hurley!
Hurley!

And he's our size!

Hi.

[ thunder crashes ]

Zack...look!

He's coming towards us!

He's gonna
get on the train!

Oh, when is this train
gonna move?!

All aboard!

First and only stop --

Tiny Town!

Aaaaaaaah!
Aaaaaaaah!

[ train whistle blows ]

aaaaaaaah!
Aaaaaaaah!

[ all screaming ]