Dates (2013): Season 1, Episode 8 - Jenny & Christian - full transcript
Jenny goes on another date and appears to hit it off with Christian as they both find the exhibits in the art gallery where they meet pretentious. He is sympathetic as she recalls doomed previous dates and her ex-boyfriend's marriage. Although he belongs to a religious group and she is an atheist she finds him wholly charming and they repair to his flat for afternoon sex. Unfortunately he has omitted to tell Jenny something very important about himself - as she discovers when his wife walks in on them.
Jenny?
Christian?
I thought it was you.
Oh. Hi.
You're half an hour early.
Yes, yeah. So are you.
I haven't looked at anything. OK.
I was just waiting...
Do you want anything? No.
What do you mean?
I don't know.
Just, before we...
OK, so will we just...
Yeah. Shall we just,
get it over with?
Oh, sorry.
It says here she makes them
out of, erm...
Er, "recycled materials".
Right.
I like the colour.
Yeah.
Sorry!
I'm sorry, I didn't really know
that it was going to be so, erm...
No! Sorry, erm...
She's quite popular in Norway.
It's weird, isn't it?
What? What?
Having to make conversation with
somebody you don't really know.
You get used to it.
Yeah. Suppose you do.
Once you've been on a couple,
you don't really feel it any more.
Oh, right, you've been on a few
of these, then, have you?
You could say that.
Cool. Cool.
How many's that?
Seven. Last week.
Right.
Four this week.
Well, three. You're the fourth.
Wow. Right, so that's 11
in two weeks. Wow.
You're getting stuck in, aren't you?
Which is great. I mean, that's...
That's value for money.
So, how have they been, the, um,
11 dates?
Not great!
To tell the truth.
No. One guy
brought his sister with him,
but sat her at a different table
so I couldn't see her.
Turns out she filmed
the whole thing on her phone.
She filmed? Why?
He puts them on YouTube, apparently.
Another guy, he set himself on fire
with a napkin, I swear.
I had to take him to A&E.
He then fainted,
and then I had to get him in a cab
home and pay for it.
And then the first one, oh, God.
I mean, they're freaks,
the lot of them. Total...
Do I have some sort of sign on my
head saying "sucker" or something?
No, honestly. Do I?
No, you don't! No.
The best one, the guy brought
his pet spider in a jar with him.
No!
Yeah, I am serious!
He said it was poorly
and he couldn't leave
it at home on its own.
You went on a date with
a man and his spider?
Well, I asked him
to put it under the table, but...
A spider?!
Why didn't you just leave?
I don't want to be rude.
OK, I see. You're too nice.
I mean, how hard can it be
to just meet a nice, normal guy?
That's all I want.
And I know you're not supposed
to say that on a first date.
Supposed to sound
desperate or whatever,
but what have I got to lose?
You're probably a necrophiliac
or something, knowing my luck.
No, I'm not a necrophiliac.
I just want to meet a nice man, buy
a house and put a ring on my finger.
And I don't know why that's so hard.
Look.
See this?
That is my ex-fiance's profile page.
OK.
See the woman in the wedding dress
standing beside him? Yeah.
That's not me. No.
It was supposed to be me. Great.
We spent five years talking about
it being me, and yet that isn't me!
OK.
It's not fair, you know?
Some of the world's worst people
have managed to get married.
Hitler got married.
Stalin got married.
Those people on I'm A Celebrity
get married every day of the week.
Just, what is so wrong with me?
Sorry.
Did Hitler get married?
Yes. In the bunker.
I did not know that.
Two days before he took the cyanide.
I'm so sorry,
I realise this is a bit weird.
It isn't, please, don't.
I kind of think it's
kind of refreshing, actually.
Oh, yeah? Right!
It is. Seriously. It's nice to hear
somebody speak the truth for once.
You know, you know what you want.
Nothing wrong with that.
It makes men run a mile.
Not all men.
Oh, my God!
You're so, you're so fucking hot.
Am I?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, God!
Yeah. Fuck! Jesus!
- Oh, I'm gonna come, wait!
- Fuck, fuck!
Wait for just a... Oh, my God!
Oh!
Ah!
Oh.
Oh, sorry.
Ow!
Sorry!
God.
Ah!
Oh, my God!
You're one
very bad primary schoolteacher.
OK. Come here.
Come here. Ah!
Ah, this is my favourite part of
sex.
Really?
Yeah, definitely.
I don't normally do this.
Somebody I've just met,
like, an hour and 47 minutes ago.
OK.
And I wouldn't want you to think
that I do this all the time.
Just don't, OK? I really don't.
What? You sound like as
if you're guilty of something.
No, I'm not guilty.
Don't feel guilty.
Guilt? It's just something that
organised religion has invented,
to make people feel
bad about themselves, you know?
Jesus Christ never,
never had any time for guilt.
Jesus Christ?
People believe such crazy bullshit,
don't they?
I mean, if you actually
look at the Scriptures,
if you actually look at what
Jesus said, it's got nothing
to do with making people feel
bad about themselves, you know?
He was about love.
You know, he was about forgiveness.
Oh. I didn't realise
you were religious.
I'm not religious.
I mean, I think religion is a tool.
I don't want to worship
someone else's god.
I've got my own
relationship with Him.
Actually, I want to show you
something.
Sorry.
Here.
What's this?
It's the Perfect Ten.
Perfect Ten?
Basically it's just
the Ten Commandments,
except more, like... user-friendly.
Did you write this?
Yeah, well, no. One of the guys from
the group wrote it.
I can't take full credit for it.
I was more, more of a consultant.
Right.
So the idea, right,
is that it's simple.
It's really easy, accessible.
No bells and whistles.
So instead of, erm,
"Honour Thy Father and Thy Mother",
it's, erm, "Look After Mum and Dad."
"Thou shalt not steal"?
"Don't steal."
It's easy, you know?
And we wrote a little, a little
paragraph about it
at the side of it, you see? Ah!
Because stealing isn't just about
stealing things, you know?
It's about feeling
"I'm not enough. I need to steal!"
But you are enough!
You know? You are enough!
You. You're enough.
Anyway. Sorry. Listen to me
banging on.
No, it's really interesting.
Sorry. I got a little bit
carried away!
Er, could I, could I just
stop you for one second?
So, are you part of, like,
a church or something?
No. We would never call
ourselves a church. No.
It's just a group of like-minded
people, you know?
Getting together,
searching for meaning, OK?
Oh!
It's not a cult.
Oh, good.
You don't have to worry about
any of that Catholic stuff.
Shame...
And repression.
Guilt, and all that stuff.
We're very, very, very, very cool,
yeah?
We're cool!
You didn't have to go
to any trouble.
It's our first date, I'm wooing you.
That's you, there.
Thank you.
So, what do you think?
Looks lovely.
Powerful stuff, isn't it?
Oh, yeah.
No, it's very clear.
Yeah, but there's an actual,
you know,
there's an actual message in it.
We started doing these
Saturday workshops in prisons.
And some of these guys, you know,
they're not going anywhere fast.
Some of them are actually in there
for life,
and the conditions there,
the conditions... Fuck.
But I always say to them,
you're perfect, you know?
Whatever you've done,
whatever it is, I don't care.
Whatever it is.
You're perfect,
and you will always be forgiven.
Isn't that kind of wrong?
What do you mean?
Well, if you can always be forgiven,
you can just do whatever you want.
I'm not quite following you.
I just mean, you know, you could...
lie or murder or hurt someone,
and if you get caught you just ask
for forgiveness and that's that.
No responsibility.
Right, I see.
Do we need to talk about this, do we?
Er, what?
Your problem with belief.
I don't have a problem with belief.
It's not exactly my thing, but,
you know, everyone's entitled...
I mean, I might not believe in elves,
but that doesn't mean they don't exist.
Elves?
That was a bad example, I suppose.
It's just a big part of my life,
you know what I mean?
And I want to be able
to share it with you.
Listen, you know,
I used to be like you.
I understand, you know?
I understand what it's like to
completely lose control of your life.
I wouldn't say I've completely
lost control of my...
There were times when things
were pretty dark for me.
Dark?
Yeah, I had, erm, you know, issues.
Addictions, and all that.
Yeah?
You've no idea how painful it is
to keep on doing something
and keep on doing something even
though you know it's wrong, but...
..you just can't stop.
Must be awful.
It was, yeah.
But, anyway, when I found the group,
everything changed.
So, what do you believe in?
Oh, no, I don't
want to talk about that.
Why?
I'm not good with confrontation.
It's not confrontation,
it's just conversation.
You're safe.
My relationship with God
is complicated.
OK.
In that I don't think
he actually exists.
OK.
You know, if he exists then why do
so many bad things happen, you know?
Why would he let people
die of liver cancer,
or why would he let wars
and natural disasters happen?
Why would he let children
get brutally murdered,
or people's weddings get cancelled
a few weeks before the ceremony,
leaving them humiliated in front
of their friends and family?
Why would he do those things
if he exists? Makes no sense.
To me.
But I could be wrong.
I appreciate your honesty.
Thank you.
I think we're really building
something, you know?
Building something?
Something real.
Do you not think?
No, yeah. Yeah.
We don't have to have
everything in common, do we?
No, just our truths.
No, I know what it's like to do
something that you know is wrong
but you can't stop.
Do you?
I take... I take things.
Well, I used to take things
sometimes that didn't belong to me.
What sort of things?
Just whatever, you know,
like a pen, or a mascara, a purse.
I didn't mean to, I didn't even
want to most of the time, I just...
You just couldn't help it, yeah?
Yeah.
Do you think I'm bad?
No, I think you're brave
for telling me.
Thank you.
You haven't taken anything from me,
have you?
No! God, I wouldn't.
OK.
I'm joking.
No, not yet.
I think you should come to a meeting,
you know?
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, maybe.
You might get something out of it.
Never know.
I'm going to take a shower now,
I think.
OK, yeah. Do you want me to go?
No, no, you stay.
You can have one after.
Make yourself nice and fresh, yeah?
OK.
OK, back in a minute.
Oh, my God!
What are you doing?
Who are you?
Jenny.
What the fuck are you doing
in my bedroom, Jenny?
With Chris?
I see.
Are you a prostitute?
No!
No, I... teach primary school.
Just checking.
You never know, do you?
Right.
Well...
I guess that's that.
Do you know what I was just thinking?
If you're...
Sweet Jesus.
Helen, Helen,
what are you doing here?
Erm, I am spring cleaning.
- OK, now, hang on a second...
- You piece of shit.
You promised
you'd finished with that website.
- You promised me you'd get help.
- I am, I am. I am getting help.
Oh, Jesus!
Helen, Helen, calm down.
Since you joined that fucking group, you
haven't been able to keep it in your pants!
No, no, that is not true!
Don't say that!
You haven't changed.
I can't trust a word you say!
Well, maybe that's the reason
that we're in this mess, Helen!
Maybe that's the point,
you not trusting me!
No wonder I seek comfort with
other... With other women.
You will not meet me halfway!
Helen! Helen!
Helen!
Helen! Will you just listen to me?!
What are you doing?!
Where are you going?
Get out.
Oh, yeah, that's it, run away.
- That's it, that's your answer
for everything.
- Now.
OK.
I will. Fine.
May God forgive you.
And you.
My shoe...
I'm really sorry,
I didn't realise...
I'm so sorry you had to see that.
Are you mad?
Not mad, Jenny.
Not mad. Married.
Look, I know that it seems like I...
You don't know what it's like. You
don't know what she's like, you know?
You're single, you're free,
you can be who you want,
you're not crushed by that endless...
Spending your whole time
with one person, you know?
I don't actually think it's natural.
I try, you know?
Oh, God, it's such a mess.
I don't know what to do.
Is there any chance I might be able
to stay in your house tonight?
I know it's a really big ask.
I do know, but...
It's just,
my head is all over the place now.
I could just do with a friendly face.
No, I don't know...
Please, Jenny?
Please?
OK.
I guess.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I really appreciate that.
OK. Can you hold that?
I'll just get some shoes on.
Oh, God, what a day.
Maybe we should get some food
or something on the way,
like a Chinese or something,
or an Indian? I'm really hungry.
No, no.
What, no to an Indian?
We could have a pizza, or...?
No, I've changed my mind,
you're not staying with me any more.
Oh, Jenny...
No, no, no,
I'm not taking this any more.
I'm finished with all this.
You're a lunatic.
I do not need to be with a lunatic.
I'd rather be by myself.
Yes, I'd rather spend the rest
of my fucking life by myself
than put up with any more
of this bullshit!
Jenny, I really like you! It's just
really... It's really difficult.
No, it's not, Christian.
It's really not.
It's pretty simple, actually.
Just fuck off.
You know when you meet someone
and you have an instant connection?
You say you're looking for love.
What are you going to do about it?
I always kind of like
doing the wrong thing.
Christian?
I thought it was you.
Oh. Hi.
You're half an hour early.
Yes, yeah. So are you.
I haven't looked at anything. OK.
I was just waiting...
Do you want anything? No.
What do you mean?
I don't know.
Just, before we...
OK, so will we just...
Yeah. Shall we just,
get it over with?
Oh, sorry.
It says here she makes them
out of, erm...
Er, "recycled materials".
Right.
I like the colour.
Yeah.
Sorry!
I'm sorry, I didn't really know
that it was going to be so, erm...
No! Sorry, erm...
She's quite popular in Norway.
It's weird, isn't it?
What? What?
Having to make conversation with
somebody you don't really know.
You get used to it.
Yeah. Suppose you do.
Once you've been on a couple,
you don't really feel it any more.
Oh, right, you've been on a few
of these, then, have you?
You could say that.
Cool. Cool.
How many's that?
Seven. Last week.
Right.
Four this week.
Well, three. You're the fourth.
Wow. Right, so that's 11
in two weeks. Wow.
You're getting stuck in, aren't you?
Which is great. I mean, that's...
That's value for money.
So, how have they been, the, um,
11 dates?
Not great!
To tell the truth.
No. One guy
brought his sister with him,
but sat her at a different table
so I couldn't see her.
Turns out she filmed
the whole thing on her phone.
She filmed? Why?
He puts them on YouTube, apparently.
Another guy, he set himself on fire
with a napkin, I swear.
I had to take him to A&E.
He then fainted,
and then I had to get him in a cab
home and pay for it.
And then the first one, oh, God.
I mean, they're freaks,
the lot of them. Total...
Do I have some sort of sign on my
head saying "sucker" or something?
No, honestly. Do I?
No, you don't! No.
The best one, the guy brought
his pet spider in a jar with him.
No!
Yeah, I am serious!
He said it was poorly
and he couldn't leave
it at home on its own.
You went on a date with
a man and his spider?
Well, I asked him
to put it under the table, but...
A spider?!
Why didn't you just leave?
I don't want to be rude.
OK, I see. You're too nice.
I mean, how hard can it be
to just meet a nice, normal guy?
That's all I want.
And I know you're not supposed
to say that on a first date.
Supposed to sound
desperate or whatever,
but what have I got to lose?
You're probably a necrophiliac
or something, knowing my luck.
No, I'm not a necrophiliac.
I just want to meet a nice man, buy
a house and put a ring on my finger.
And I don't know why that's so hard.
Look.
See this?
That is my ex-fiance's profile page.
OK.
See the woman in the wedding dress
standing beside him? Yeah.
That's not me. No.
It was supposed to be me. Great.
We spent five years talking about
it being me, and yet that isn't me!
OK.
It's not fair, you know?
Some of the world's worst people
have managed to get married.
Hitler got married.
Stalin got married.
Those people on I'm A Celebrity
get married every day of the week.
Just, what is so wrong with me?
Sorry.
Did Hitler get married?
Yes. In the bunker.
I did not know that.
Two days before he took the cyanide.
I'm so sorry,
I realise this is a bit weird.
It isn't, please, don't.
I kind of think it's
kind of refreshing, actually.
Oh, yeah? Right!
It is. Seriously. It's nice to hear
somebody speak the truth for once.
You know, you know what you want.
Nothing wrong with that.
It makes men run a mile.
Not all men.
Oh, my God!
You're so, you're so fucking hot.
Am I?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, God!
Yeah. Fuck! Jesus!
- Oh, I'm gonna come, wait!
- Fuck, fuck!
Wait for just a... Oh, my God!
Oh!
Ah!
Oh.
Oh, sorry.
Ow!
Sorry!
God.
Ah!
Oh, my God!
You're one
very bad primary schoolteacher.
OK. Come here.
Come here. Ah!
Ah, this is my favourite part of
sex.
Really?
Yeah, definitely.
I don't normally do this.
Somebody I've just met,
like, an hour and 47 minutes ago.
OK.
And I wouldn't want you to think
that I do this all the time.
Just don't, OK? I really don't.
What? You sound like as
if you're guilty of something.
No, I'm not guilty.
Don't feel guilty.
Guilt? It's just something that
organised religion has invented,
to make people feel
bad about themselves, you know?
Jesus Christ never,
never had any time for guilt.
Jesus Christ?
People believe such crazy bullshit,
don't they?
I mean, if you actually
look at the Scriptures,
if you actually look at what
Jesus said, it's got nothing
to do with making people feel
bad about themselves, you know?
He was about love.
You know, he was about forgiveness.
Oh. I didn't realise
you were religious.
I'm not religious.
I mean, I think religion is a tool.
I don't want to worship
someone else's god.
I've got my own
relationship with Him.
Actually, I want to show you
something.
Sorry.
Here.
What's this?
It's the Perfect Ten.
Perfect Ten?
Basically it's just
the Ten Commandments,
except more, like... user-friendly.
Did you write this?
Yeah, well, no. One of the guys from
the group wrote it.
I can't take full credit for it.
I was more, more of a consultant.
Right.
So the idea, right,
is that it's simple.
It's really easy, accessible.
No bells and whistles.
So instead of, erm,
"Honour Thy Father and Thy Mother",
it's, erm, "Look After Mum and Dad."
"Thou shalt not steal"?
"Don't steal."
It's easy, you know?
And we wrote a little, a little
paragraph about it
at the side of it, you see? Ah!
Because stealing isn't just about
stealing things, you know?
It's about feeling
"I'm not enough. I need to steal!"
But you are enough!
You know? You are enough!
You. You're enough.
Anyway. Sorry. Listen to me
banging on.
No, it's really interesting.
Sorry. I got a little bit
carried away!
Er, could I, could I just
stop you for one second?
So, are you part of, like,
a church or something?
No. We would never call
ourselves a church. No.
It's just a group of like-minded
people, you know?
Getting together,
searching for meaning, OK?
Oh!
It's not a cult.
Oh, good.
You don't have to worry about
any of that Catholic stuff.
Shame...
And repression.
Guilt, and all that stuff.
We're very, very, very, very cool,
yeah?
We're cool!
You didn't have to go
to any trouble.
It's our first date, I'm wooing you.
That's you, there.
Thank you.
So, what do you think?
Looks lovely.
Powerful stuff, isn't it?
Oh, yeah.
No, it's very clear.
Yeah, but there's an actual,
you know,
there's an actual message in it.
We started doing these
Saturday workshops in prisons.
And some of these guys, you know,
they're not going anywhere fast.
Some of them are actually in there
for life,
and the conditions there,
the conditions... Fuck.
But I always say to them,
you're perfect, you know?
Whatever you've done,
whatever it is, I don't care.
Whatever it is.
You're perfect,
and you will always be forgiven.
Isn't that kind of wrong?
What do you mean?
Well, if you can always be forgiven,
you can just do whatever you want.
I'm not quite following you.
I just mean, you know, you could...
lie or murder or hurt someone,
and if you get caught you just ask
for forgiveness and that's that.
No responsibility.
Right, I see.
Do we need to talk about this, do we?
Er, what?
Your problem with belief.
I don't have a problem with belief.
It's not exactly my thing, but,
you know, everyone's entitled...
I mean, I might not believe in elves,
but that doesn't mean they don't exist.
Elves?
That was a bad example, I suppose.
It's just a big part of my life,
you know what I mean?
And I want to be able
to share it with you.
Listen, you know,
I used to be like you.
I understand, you know?
I understand what it's like to
completely lose control of your life.
I wouldn't say I've completely
lost control of my...
There were times when things
were pretty dark for me.
Dark?
Yeah, I had, erm, you know, issues.
Addictions, and all that.
Yeah?
You've no idea how painful it is
to keep on doing something
and keep on doing something even
though you know it's wrong, but...
..you just can't stop.
Must be awful.
It was, yeah.
But, anyway, when I found the group,
everything changed.
So, what do you believe in?
Oh, no, I don't
want to talk about that.
Why?
I'm not good with confrontation.
It's not confrontation,
it's just conversation.
You're safe.
My relationship with God
is complicated.
OK.
In that I don't think
he actually exists.
OK.
You know, if he exists then why do
so many bad things happen, you know?
Why would he let people
die of liver cancer,
or why would he let wars
and natural disasters happen?
Why would he let children
get brutally murdered,
or people's weddings get cancelled
a few weeks before the ceremony,
leaving them humiliated in front
of their friends and family?
Why would he do those things
if he exists? Makes no sense.
To me.
But I could be wrong.
I appreciate your honesty.
Thank you.
I think we're really building
something, you know?
Building something?
Something real.
Do you not think?
No, yeah. Yeah.
We don't have to have
everything in common, do we?
No, just our truths.
No, I know what it's like to do
something that you know is wrong
but you can't stop.
Do you?
I take... I take things.
Well, I used to take things
sometimes that didn't belong to me.
What sort of things?
Just whatever, you know,
like a pen, or a mascara, a purse.
I didn't mean to, I didn't even
want to most of the time, I just...
You just couldn't help it, yeah?
Yeah.
Do you think I'm bad?
No, I think you're brave
for telling me.
Thank you.
You haven't taken anything from me,
have you?
No! God, I wouldn't.
OK.
I'm joking.
No, not yet.
I think you should come to a meeting,
you know?
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, maybe.
You might get something out of it.
Never know.
I'm going to take a shower now,
I think.
OK, yeah. Do you want me to go?
No, no, you stay.
You can have one after.
Make yourself nice and fresh, yeah?
OK.
OK, back in a minute.
Oh, my God!
What are you doing?
Who are you?
Jenny.
What the fuck are you doing
in my bedroom, Jenny?
With Chris?
I see.
Are you a prostitute?
No!
No, I... teach primary school.
Just checking.
You never know, do you?
Right.
Well...
I guess that's that.
Do you know what I was just thinking?
If you're...
Sweet Jesus.
Helen, Helen,
what are you doing here?
Erm, I am spring cleaning.
- OK, now, hang on a second...
- You piece of shit.
You promised
you'd finished with that website.
- You promised me you'd get help.
- I am, I am. I am getting help.
Oh, Jesus!
Helen, Helen, calm down.
Since you joined that fucking group, you
haven't been able to keep it in your pants!
No, no, that is not true!
Don't say that!
You haven't changed.
I can't trust a word you say!
Well, maybe that's the reason
that we're in this mess, Helen!
Maybe that's the point,
you not trusting me!
No wonder I seek comfort with
other... With other women.
You will not meet me halfway!
Helen! Helen!
Helen!
Helen! Will you just listen to me?!
What are you doing?!
Where are you going?
Get out.
Oh, yeah, that's it, run away.
- That's it, that's your answer
for everything.
- Now.
OK.
I will. Fine.
May God forgive you.
And you.
My shoe...
I'm really sorry,
I didn't realise...
I'm so sorry you had to see that.
Are you mad?
Not mad, Jenny.
Not mad. Married.
Look, I know that it seems like I...
You don't know what it's like. You
don't know what she's like, you know?
You're single, you're free,
you can be who you want,
you're not crushed by that endless...
Spending your whole time
with one person, you know?
I don't actually think it's natural.
I try, you know?
Oh, God, it's such a mess.
I don't know what to do.
Is there any chance I might be able
to stay in your house tonight?
I know it's a really big ask.
I do know, but...
It's just,
my head is all over the place now.
I could just do with a friendly face.
No, I don't know...
Please, Jenny?
Please?
OK.
I guess.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I really appreciate that.
OK. Can you hold that?
I'll just get some shoes on.
Oh, God, what a day.
Maybe we should get some food
or something on the way,
like a Chinese or something,
or an Indian? I'm really hungry.
No, no.
What, no to an Indian?
We could have a pizza, or...?
No, I've changed my mind,
you're not staying with me any more.
Oh, Jenny...
No, no, no,
I'm not taking this any more.
I'm finished with all this.
You're a lunatic.
I do not need to be with a lunatic.
I'd rather be by myself.
Yes, I'd rather spend the rest
of my fucking life by myself
than put up with any more
of this bullshit!
Jenny, I really like you! It's just
really... It's really difficult.
No, it's not, Christian.
It's really not.
It's pretty simple, actually.
Just fuck off.
You know when you meet someone
and you have an instant connection?
You say you're looking for love.
What are you going to do about it?
I always kind of like
doing the wrong thing.