#DUPE# (1992–…): Season 2, Episode 16 - No Need for Hiding - full transcript
There is a legend of an imperial son
that has been told on the Planet Jurai.
He was the best swordsman
ever seen and gifted
with unmatched mastery of Jurai's power.
He was compassionate and affectionate.
Everybody adored him.
But he simply vanished without a
trace before ascending to the throne.
Since then, it's been unknown where he went.
His name was Yosho.
This is the legend of a crown prince handed
down for generations on the Planet Jurai.
Ahh, you know, I think there's nothing
quite like some quality time with family.
You're right. It is the best.
If we're all family, Tenchi
and I are husband and wife, huh?
No, of course not!
Hey, this is not a sitcom!
We have more important
stuff to think about, don't we?
Just calm down.
But...
Look there, Tenchi.
That supernova is just gorgeous, isn't it?
Oh, yeah.
It is beautiful.
I can't calm down when outside our
window there is nothing but space!
You should be thankful to Washu.
We only have our house because she fixed it.
Well, it was simply compressed
down to a portable size.
Fixing it was easy... just like
making a frozen dinner.
Lucky it was just the perfect
size for Yagami's cargo bay.
Thanks to Washu, we have
enough bedding for everyone.
Hi, there, Kiyone. I brought you some tea.
Thank you.
Somehow that view just
doesn't help me relax, not at all.
How are you guys feeling? Any better?
Ah, my energy circuit is
not yet completely recharged.
I transformed you back into normal size.
You could show me
some gratitude, you know.
We would all be better off, if they
had remained in their compact size.
I think they take up too much space.
I would not like that.
Being condensed once was enough.
Attention, everybody.
Report to the bridge at once!
That's strange.
Can anybody hear me?
I need everyone up on the bridge.
Hey, are you listening to me?
I wonder what's going on.
Yeah.
Mihoshi, answer me!
Hey! Anybody home?!
? Tonight's the night that?
? I'm gonna have my desire?
? Most people think I'm aloof?
? Because I'm such a beauty?
? Don't worry about it, only for you?
? Heaven's given you a chance?
? I can reserve the honeymoon suite?
? at the sweetest hotel?
? Don't worry about catching the last train?
? Don't you know it's Christmas time??
? Come on, baby, we
can do whatever we like?
? We can party all through the night?
? It'll be our celebration?
? Don't be a square?
? The liquor store is still open now?
Hello! What are you doing?!
Can't you hear me?! Hello!
What the hell are they doing?
? Oh, I am the only one?
? You've never known someone like me?
? So witty and so beautiful?
? Yes, I'm the only one?
? Just try to find a fault with me?
? It's like looking for a needle in a haystack?
? And I can't even say?
? The half of what I want to say?
? Because I am so modest?
? So now I say to you?
? You 700-year-old mummy woman?
? I envy your incredible bluntness?
What are you guys doing?!
What?! Out of fuel?
Eeh! Right. Yagami is running out of fuel.
So why don't we just find a gas station?
I wouldn't be calling a
meeting, if we could afford that.
Some criminals we are.
Nobody brought any money with them, huh?
Now wait just a minute. I thought
we had some petty cash with us.
Yeah, we spent it on that, didn't we?
Oh! You mean we have a
critically important mission,
to uncover a conspiracy on Planet Jurai,
and we spent our money
on a karaoke machine?
Yeah. I wanna know who
bought that stupid thing anyway.
It was you, Ryoko!
Howdja know?
Can't you keep in mind our primary concern?
You were getting into singing with
that machine like everyone else, though.
The bottom line is that we have
to earn some money as we go.
Otherwise we'll never make it to Planet Jurai.
You're telling me I have to
get a job, while I'm on this trip?
Princess Ayeka and her group are still at large.
Police say the suspects may
have stopped at Planet Concor
and are doing their best to search for
the criminals in the surrounding area.
Police are also investigating
any possible reasons for this detour.
Let's go, Ken-Ohki.
Ryoko, I won't let anybody else catch you.
From headquarters to all patrol ships.
From headquarters to all patrol ships.
Princess Ayeka and her
group are still at large.
Please remain on full alert.
Come on in. Stop by and have a drink.
We're offering special prices
during our grand opening.
Very low prices for a great time
with drinks and karaoke sing-along.
Excuse me, mister.
Please come on in.
- Ah, I'm not... Uh...
- Don't be shy. Come on! Come on! Come on!
Seat this customer, please.
Welcome to our pub.
How are you doing today?
Please, follow me. Right this way, Sir.
Ah, wait. Wait a minute. I wasn't gonna...
Whoa!
The hostess will be right with you.
Uh, ah...
Hi. How are you this evening?
I am the owner of this pub.
Nice to meet ya.
We have a lot of pretty girls at this pub.
What kind of girl would you like?
Listen, I was just passing by.
I don't really want...
Oh, really? You like a quiet and obedient type.
Oh, Ryoko, will you
attend table five, please?
Yes!
You know, I am counting on you.
Don't worry. Leave it to me.
How are you doing?
Huh? Well, I... ah...
We have another customer!
Come on! Drink up! Oh, yeah.
Hey, we need some more drinks around here!
H-Hey...
And here are the drinks you ordered.
Now you're talking.
And here's the scotch and water you ordered.
Ah, thank you very much.
We're just getting started. Come on.
Wow! You can drink like a fish, can't you?
Ahh. People thought I was going to
be an executive at Galaxy Police,
but now look what's happened to me!
Please come and relax here.
We have super beautiful girls.
You can't miss this chance!
It's just like heaven,
only a little bit earlier!
This is great, huh? Are we having fun, yet?
Hi, how are you doing?
- Nagi!
- Ah!
What can I get for you?
I'll have the "special of the house."
Yes.
Here you go.
Hm. This is pretty good.
Well, thank you very much.
Tell me something. Seen this woman before?
Let's see. Our place just opened here, so...
So you haven't, huh?
Thanks for the drink.
This is your check, Ma'am.
Hmm?
Is this some kind of joke?!
Like I said, this is the bill.
I just had one drink! You gotta be kidding!
Thank you very much.
Please come again.
She seems to be very upset for some reason.
I wonder what happened.
You can dream on!
- I'm never coming back!
Do you hear me? Never!
- Huh? What? Uh.
1... 2... 3... 4...
5... 6... 7...
8... 9... 10...
Being the Crown Princess as I am, why
do I have to be involved in this rip-off bar?
Last I heard, you were a
fugitive in hiding. What can I say?
Princess Ayeka, I am so sorry for you.
Under different circumstances
you would be able to travel like royalty.
Oh, I remember my first trip. Yes, I remember
my first trip to a neighboring galaxy.
We visited famous places in the universe
full of natural beauty and historical interest.
It really was a fabulous trip.
Of course, we stayed in a
fancy hotel in the royal suite.
Hmm? How strange.
It should be a sweet memory, but
there seemed to be something unpleasant.
Oh, now I know!
Hey, there, you!
What are you doing on my bed?
Nevertheless, the blue
ocean was still beautiful.
Ahh, it is so calm and peaceful.
Hey, you, get out of my way!
You liar! You are just making up that story.
Oh, I see. You're awake?
What really happened was
I was working at a seaside hotel.
You should feel honored
to be able to clean the room
of the Crown Princess of Jurai's royal family.
Yes, indeed. It's quite a privilege.
But when I was out on
the ocean I felt so happy.
It's so quiet.
Huh?
You are the biggest liar of all time!
Takes one to know one, girl.
Who do you think is telling the truth?
Hmm. Both stories sound so real.
Both of them must be telling the truth then.
How rude!
That's right!
Well, I think I'm going to bed.
Sasami, too.
We should get some sleep, too.
Yeah, 'cause we've got
to get up early tomorrow.
We are off to bed, too.
Oh, yeah. Did anyone
remember to turn off the gas?
Yes, I remembered to do it!
Oh, good.
Heh?
Headquarters to all patrol ships.
Headquarters to all patrol ships.
There has just been a
mysterious explosion in zone 907.
Proceed to the scene immediately. Repeat.
We have discovered that
the explosion in zone 907
was caused by Princess Ayeka and her group.
All patrol ships, engage in pursuit.
A whole bunch of 'em are coming after us.
And it's all your fault, Mihoshi.
You're right. I'm sorry.
Hurry. They're right behind us.
Oh, no. A battleship of Jurai!
Battleships in front and
the Galaxy Police in back.
What are we gonna do?
It's Ken-Ohki.
Oh, great! We have Nagi on our tail now, too?
You cannot escape, Ryoko!
I will defeat you!
Ryoko is my prey!
I won't let anybody interfere!
While Nagi is distracted...
Right! I know!
Huh? Ah! Stop!
Where do you think you're going?
You take care of them for us, okay?
What?!
Hey. Hold on a minute!
Damn you, Ryoko! Wait!
Princess Ayeka is thought to be
responsible for the bombing on Planet Concor.
The terrorist group exchanged fire with
the Galaxy Police patrol ships and fled...
- Our station is continuing the search,
but so far we haven't found them.
- We are now terrorists, huh?
Emperor Yosho delivered a
speech regarding this incident
condemning it as a
rebellion against space peace.
I don't know about this Yosho character.
Can he really be that
legendary hero or I don't know.
I think it's strange that he hasn't
appeared in front of the media yet.
We have to reveal his
true identity or otherwise,
we will be wanted criminals forever, Tenchi.
You think positive, Kiyone.
Something will work out
once we get to Planet Jurai.
But I really don't know whether or not
we'll ever make it to the Planet Jurai.
? Photon, proton, synchrotron?
? Science is far better than love can ever be?
? Love relationships based
on the uncertainty principle?
? are really very stupid and boring?
? As long as there is quantum mechanics?
? We can break through
the wall of all dimensions?
Listen, through his thought experiments...
Heisenberg concluded that the
product of the uncertainties of position
and the uncertainties of momentum
is equal to or greater than h/2 pi,
where "h" equals Planck's constant.
It means that observations
in quantum mechanics
always lead to uncertainty as to value.
You understand this, don't you?
Nope. Not at all.
I think it's pretty hopeless.
We're heading for Planet Jurai aboard Yagami.
Yagami breaks down and we're
stalled in the middle of nowhere.
Ryoko's gone on Ryo-Ohki for groceries.
But will she come back
before we all starve to death?
Aw! I'm so hungry!
Ryoko must have forgotten
about us having some fun by herself.
We must trust her, everyone.
If we believe, she will come back.
What do you think this is, a fairy tale?!
Next episode is: "No Need for Hunger!"
It's unquestionably disgraceful!
that has been told on the Planet Jurai.
He was the best swordsman
ever seen and gifted
with unmatched mastery of Jurai's power.
He was compassionate and affectionate.
Everybody adored him.
But he simply vanished without a
trace before ascending to the throne.
Since then, it's been unknown where he went.
His name was Yosho.
This is the legend of a crown prince handed
down for generations on the Planet Jurai.
Ahh, you know, I think there's nothing
quite like some quality time with family.
You're right. It is the best.
If we're all family, Tenchi
and I are husband and wife, huh?
No, of course not!
Hey, this is not a sitcom!
We have more important
stuff to think about, don't we?
Just calm down.
But...
Look there, Tenchi.
That supernova is just gorgeous, isn't it?
Oh, yeah.
It is beautiful.
I can't calm down when outside our
window there is nothing but space!
You should be thankful to Washu.
We only have our house because she fixed it.
Well, it was simply compressed
down to a portable size.
Fixing it was easy... just like
making a frozen dinner.
Lucky it was just the perfect
size for Yagami's cargo bay.
Thanks to Washu, we have
enough bedding for everyone.
Hi, there, Kiyone. I brought you some tea.
Thank you.
Somehow that view just
doesn't help me relax, not at all.
How are you guys feeling? Any better?
Ah, my energy circuit is
not yet completely recharged.
I transformed you back into normal size.
You could show me
some gratitude, you know.
We would all be better off, if they
had remained in their compact size.
I think they take up too much space.
I would not like that.
Being condensed once was enough.
Attention, everybody.
Report to the bridge at once!
That's strange.
Can anybody hear me?
I need everyone up on the bridge.
Hey, are you listening to me?
I wonder what's going on.
Yeah.
Mihoshi, answer me!
Hey! Anybody home?!
? Tonight's the night that?
? I'm gonna have my desire?
? Most people think I'm aloof?
? Because I'm such a beauty?
? Don't worry about it, only for you?
? Heaven's given you a chance?
? I can reserve the honeymoon suite?
? at the sweetest hotel?
? Don't worry about catching the last train?
? Don't you know it's Christmas time??
? Come on, baby, we
can do whatever we like?
? We can party all through the night?
? It'll be our celebration?
? Don't be a square?
? The liquor store is still open now?
Hello! What are you doing?!
Can't you hear me?! Hello!
What the hell are they doing?
? Oh, I am the only one?
? You've never known someone like me?
? So witty and so beautiful?
? Yes, I'm the only one?
? Just try to find a fault with me?
? It's like looking for a needle in a haystack?
? And I can't even say?
? The half of what I want to say?
? Because I am so modest?
? So now I say to you?
? You 700-year-old mummy woman?
? I envy your incredible bluntness?
What are you guys doing?!
What?! Out of fuel?
Eeh! Right. Yagami is running out of fuel.
So why don't we just find a gas station?
I wouldn't be calling a
meeting, if we could afford that.
Some criminals we are.
Nobody brought any money with them, huh?
Now wait just a minute. I thought
we had some petty cash with us.
Yeah, we spent it on that, didn't we?
Oh! You mean we have a
critically important mission,
to uncover a conspiracy on Planet Jurai,
and we spent our money
on a karaoke machine?
Yeah. I wanna know who
bought that stupid thing anyway.
It was you, Ryoko!
Howdja know?
Can't you keep in mind our primary concern?
You were getting into singing with
that machine like everyone else, though.
The bottom line is that we have
to earn some money as we go.
Otherwise we'll never make it to Planet Jurai.
You're telling me I have to
get a job, while I'm on this trip?
Princess Ayeka and her group are still at large.
Police say the suspects may
have stopped at Planet Concor
and are doing their best to search for
the criminals in the surrounding area.
Police are also investigating
any possible reasons for this detour.
Let's go, Ken-Ohki.
Ryoko, I won't let anybody else catch you.
From headquarters to all patrol ships.
From headquarters to all patrol ships.
Princess Ayeka and her
group are still at large.
Please remain on full alert.
Come on in. Stop by and have a drink.
We're offering special prices
during our grand opening.
Very low prices for a great time
with drinks and karaoke sing-along.
Excuse me, mister.
Please come on in.
- Ah, I'm not... Uh...
- Don't be shy. Come on! Come on! Come on!
Seat this customer, please.
Welcome to our pub.
How are you doing today?
Please, follow me. Right this way, Sir.
Ah, wait. Wait a minute. I wasn't gonna...
Whoa!
The hostess will be right with you.
Uh, ah...
Hi. How are you this evening?
I am the owner of this pub.
Nice to meet ya.
We have a lot of pretty girls at this pub.
What kind of girl would you like?
Listen, I was just passing by.
I don't really want...
Oh, really? You like a quiet and obedient type.
Oh, Ryoko, will you
attend table five, please?
Yes!
You know, I am counting on you.
Don't worry. Leave it to me.
How are you doing?
Huh? Well, I... ah...
We have another customer!
Come on! Drink up! Oh, yeah.
Hey, we need some more drinks around here!
H-Hey...
And here are the drinks you ordered.
Now you're talking.
And here's the scotch and water you ordered.
Ah, thank you very much.
We're just getting started. Come on.
Wow! You can drink like a fish, can't you?
Ahh. People thought I was going to
be an executive at Galaxy Police,
but now look what's happened to me!
Please come and relax here.
We have super beautiful girls.
You can't miss this chance!
It's just like heaven,
only a little bit earlier!
This is great, huh? Are we having fun, yet?
Hi, how are you doing?
- Nagi!
- Ah!
What can I get for you?
I'll have the "special of the house."
Yes.
Here you go.
Hm. This is pretty good.
Well, thank you very much.
Tell me something. Seen this woman before?
Let's see. Our place just opened here, so...
So you haven't, huh?
Thanks for the drink.
This is your check, Ma'am.
Hmm?
Is this some kind of joke?!
Like I said, this is the bill.
I just had one drink! You gotta be kidding!
Thank you very much.
Please come again.
She seems to be very upset for some reason.
I wonder what happened.
You can dream on!
- I'm never coming back!
Do you hear me? Never!
- Huh? What? Uh.
1... 2... 3... 4...
5... 6... 7...
8... 9... 10...
Being the Crown Princess as I am, why
do I have to be involved in this rip-off bar?
Last I heard, you were a
fugitive in hiding. What can I say?
Princess Ayeka, I am so sorry for you.
Under different circumstances
you would be able to travel like royalty.
Oh, I remember my first trip. Yes, I remember
my first trip to a neighboring galaxy.
We visited famous places in the universe
full of natural beauty and historical interest.
It really was a fabulous trip.
Of course, we stayed in a
fancy hotel in the royal suite.
Hmm? How strange.
It should be a sweet memory, but
there seemed to be something unpleasant.
Oh, now I know!
Hey, there, you!
What are you doing on my bed?
Nevertheless, the blue
ocean was still beautiful.
Ahh, it is so calm and peaceful.
Hey, you, get out of my way!
You liar! You are just making up that story.
Oh, I see. You're awake?
What really happened was
I was working at a seaside hotel.
You should feel honored
to be able to clean the room
of the Crown Princess of Jurai's royal family.
Yes, indeed. It's quite a privilege.
But when I was out on
the ocean I felt so happy.
It's so quiet.
Huh?
You are the biggest liar of all time!
Takes one to know one, girl.
Who do you think is telling the truth?
Hmm. Both stories sound so real.
Both of them must be telling the truth then.
How rude!
That's right!
Well, I think I'm going to bed.
Sasami, too.
We should get some sleep, too.
Yeah, 'cause we've got
to get up early tomorrow.
We are off to bed, too.
Oh, yeah. Did anyone
remember to turn off the gas?
Yes, I remembered to do it!
Oh, good.
Heh?
Headquarters to all patrol ships.
Headquarters to all patrol ships.
There has just been a
mysterious explosion in zone 907.
Proceed to the scene immediately. Repeat.
We have discovered that
the explosion in zone 907
was caused by Princess Ayeka and her group.
All patrol ships, engage in pursuit.
A whole bunch of 'em are coming after us.
And it's all your fault, Mihoshi.
You're right. I'm sorry.
Hurry. They're right behind us.
Oh, no. A battleship of Jurai!
Battleships in front and
the Galaxy Police in back.
What are we gonna do?
It's Ken-Ohki.
Oh, great! We have Nagi on our tail now, too?
You cannot escape, Ryoko!
I will defeat you!
Ryoko is my prey!
I won't let anybody interfere!
While Nagi is distracted...
Right! I know!
Huh? Ah! Stop!
Where do you think you're going?
You take care of them for us, okay?
What?!
Hey. Hold on a minute!
Damn you, Ryoko! Wait!
Princess Ayeka is thought to be
responsible for the bombing on Planet Concor.
The terrorist group exchanged fire with
the Galaxy Police patrol ships and fled...
- Our station is continuing the search,
but so far we haven't found them.
- We are now terrorists, huh?
Emperor Yosho delivered a
speech regarding this incident
condemning it as a
rebellion against space peace.
I don't know about this Yosho character.
Can he really be that
legendary hero or I don't know.
I think it's strange that he hasn't
appeared in front of the media yet.
We have to reveal his
true identity or otherwise,
we will be wanted criminals forever, Tenchi.
You think positive, Kiyone.
Something will work out
once we get to Planet Jurai.
But I really don't know whether or not
we'll ever make it to the Planet Jurai.
? Photon, proton, synchrotron?
? Science is far better than love can ever be?
? Love relationships based
on the uncertainty principle?
? are really very stupid and boring?
? As long as there is quantum mechanics?
? We can break through
the wall of all dimensions?
Listen, through his thought experiments...
Heisenberg concluded that the
product of the uncertainties of position
and the uncertainties of momentum
is equal to or greater than h/2 pi,
where "h" equals Planck's constant.
It means that observations
in quantum mechanics
always lead to uncertainty as to value.
You understand this, don't you?
Nope. Not at all.
I think it's pretty hopeless.
We're heading for Planet Jurai aboard Yagami.
Yagami breaks down and we're
stalled in the middle of nowhere.
Ryoko's gone on Ryo-Ohki for groceries.
But will she come back
before we all starve to death?
Aw! I'm so hungry!
Ryoko must have forgotten
about us having some fun by herself.
We must trust her, everyone.
If we believe, she will come back.
What do you think this is, a fairy tale?!
Next episode is: "No Need for Hunger!"
It's unquestionably disgraceful!