#DUPE# (1992–…): Season 2, Episode 1 - No Need for Discussions! - full transcript
Pursued by Galaxy Police Detective Mihoshi, Ryoko crash lands on Earth and interjects herself into the lives of the Masaki family, particularly the teenage son Tenchi.
I'm leaving!
Oh, Tenchi, isn't it so nice.
It's like a carnival every day.
I wish the days could go on just
like this forever and ever, Tenchi.
The days of hoopla we
thought would go on forever...
The never-ending carnival.
It all started then.
Wh-What's that?
I'm quite sure it landed
somewhere around here.
What's that?
Hey! Are you all right?
Come on!
S-Smell of alcohol?
Yes! Water!
Oh, good.
Uh... Are you hurt?
No. Who are you?
Oh, my name is Tenchi Masaki.
What on earth is this?
Oh! I'm so scared!
I am Ryoko!
A space pirate is at my heels!
Please! I beg you! Help me!
W-Wait a minute. I don't understand!
What?
I'm so scared!
H-Hey!
Please! I beg you! Save me!
Hey! Uh... Huh?
That's the one! That's the space pirate!
But I don't understand!
Oops!
Let's get out of here!
Why? Why should I be
in this kind of trouble?!
Long-distance commuting
is fine, but this is a bit too much.
Ah! A dead end! What am I gonna do?!
Hey! What do you say? Hey, tell me!
P-Please listen to me!
I don't have a clue what your problem is,
but I'm sure you can
solve it in a less rough way.
Y-You see, we can understand each other
better if we take time and talk it all out.
No! He is a savage criminal!
It's no use trying to talk with him!
It can't be.
This is the destiny we two must share.
We promised to die together, remember?
No, I don't remember
making such a promise!
We'll become bright stars
in the sky together, you and I.
You gotta be kidding!
Well, he seems unable
to get up, doesn't he?
He sure does.
We can go now.
Uh, yeah.
Hey, Nobuyuki.
What is it, Father?
Tenchi is very late
coming home today, isn't he?
Well, he must be busy picking up
girls on the street or something.
No. He is not like you!
You're tough on me, aren't you, Father?
Well, it's true he has been
loosening up a bit too much these days.
Maybe I should scold him this time.
Oh. It sounds like he's come home.
Where have you been
hanging around so late at night?
Hanging out late at night is the first
step towards juvenile delinquency...
Huh?
Hi.
Who is the beautiful
young lady you have with you?
Hmm. You seem to be quite upset.
Have you two eloped or something?
Oh, how did you know?
I would do no such thing!
Then what is this all about?
So you are an extraterrestrial?!
Yes. I was attacked by a savage
space pirate on my journey.
I desperately tried to escape,
but my spaceship got very close
to running into another ship and
fell straight down to the planet below.
You don't expect ordinary
people like us to believe such a story!
You went through a great
hardship, young lady from space.
You poor thing.
Hey, Tenchi!
Don't just stand there!
Why don't you offer her
nice sweets or something?!
Wait a minute!
How can you believe her story so easily?
I find her story much more believable
than a story of you
picking up such a pretty girl.
Oh, I see.
It must be very cold in
outer space this time of year.
Here. Have some more hot tea, please.
Oh, how sweet of you to talk so
kindly to a total stranger from space.
But if I stay here, it will
only mean trouble for you.
He, that space pirate,
will come back for me. I'm sure of it.
Be assured, young lady!
We are on your side.
But...
Don't you worry about anything now.
We will protect you, I promise.
Thank you so very much, Honorable Father!
You call me father?
Yes. I'll be your devoted daughter!
Oh, Tenchi, you got
yourself a wonderful bride.
- What?!
- Your mother in heaven
must be happy for you now.
Father!
My daughter!
Really! It may work against
typhoons but not against space pirates.
I think we're wasting our time.
Stop grumbling and work harder!
Don't you know the saying "The price
of pleasure is eternal vigilance"?
Well, I think I'll be going
back to the shrine now.
Call me if anything happens.
Oh, good night, Grandpa.
Maybe we should get back inside now.
Yeah.
Oh! I'm scared!
Don't you worry tonight. I will
stand guard all night and protect you.
Yes! There! Come on!
Good! One more. Oh, close!
Yes! There! There! That's it!
Oh! No! No! No!
What are you doing?
I'm moving to the next room.
Why?
Because I can't do my
homework with all this noise!
Ah! You aren't abandoning me, are you?!
Hey! Let me go!
Don't go! Please don't leave me!
What are you talking about?
Well, you see, Tenchi...
Let me go!
Yes?
H-H-He's here!
Ooh! And I was just
about to get a good one.
Who could it be to visit us so late at night?
You fool! It's the space pirate!
Oh! That's right. That's right.
Hey! You'd forgotten about him?!
We're going this way!
Where? Which way?
What's all this noise in the
middle of the night about?
Grandpa!
What a nuisance.
Grandpa!
Just leave it to me!
Cool!
Great, Grandpa!
Surrender yourself, space pirate Ryoko!
Your evil deeds should end here and now!
What? Hey, wait a minute.
I thought you were the space pirate!
I am First Class Detective
Mihoshi from the Galaxy Police!
I've come a long way to
this planet in pursuit of Ryoko,
the infamous criminal
wanted throughout the universe.
She's lying! Do I look like a naughty girl?!
So you're suspecting me
even though there is no proof!
There is proof, all right!
This is it! Oh, no, it's not.
Here! This one! No!
This is not the one, either.
Oh, where is it now?
Not this one.
Well! It's strange.
I forgot...
There! I found it!
Upsy-daisy!
Here!
Here is my I.D.
And see? This is a wanted notice!
I guess you know who I really am now.
You see, I had this terrible hangover
when I ran into this stupid cop.
Otherwise, I would've never, ever
made a mistake like that, no, not me.
Well, now how should I cook you?
D-Don't move, please.
Or l-I'll shoot you. It'll hurt if you're shot!
Go ahead and try.
I told you so.
I am too big a game for
a lowly hunter like you!
Now it's time for retaliation,
and plenty of it, too.
You can't escape me!
It turned out to be
quite a noisy event, indeed.
Hey, can't you do anything about this?
You're a cop, aren't you?!
Well, yes, I am, but...
I'm scared!
She's no good!
- Ouch!
- Hurry!
Wait! I can't stand up!
Well, prepare to die now!
Shit!
Come on! I'm ready!
Oh! It's been fun, really!
I never meant to harm you at all.
You see, I was just teasing you.
So you are going to surrender yourself?
Well, I just might do that for you.
Just a second. I'll read you your rights first.
"Galaxy Federal Police Law, article 2546,
page 937 of the revised divisions.
A suspect is entitled to
keep silent about any facts
which may have inadvertent impacts
on him/her and to demand a lawyer..."
Aah!
And?
L-I think I know the rights by heart.
Well, Galaxy Federal
Police Law, article 2564... Oops.
Was it article 2456 or 2654?
No, no. 2464. No, that's not it!
Ooh! What shall I do?!
2446? No!
I'm just getting more confused!
Well, now I kind of like this
place very much somehow.
Maybe I should do you a
favor and stay here for a while.
What?!
You're happy, aren't you?
Don't be silly!
When you first saved me,
you were really valiant.
Ohhh! I had so much fun last night.
And so much nuisance for me, indeed!
I love these pickles!
A special recipe from my late wife.
Go ahead. Have some more.
Wow! Thank you.
Hey! How come you're
eating breakfast with us?
You have some nerve.
Doesn't that apply to you, too?
I'm sorry.
My spaceship is destroyed,
and I have no place to go home to.
Oh, no. Now, now, don't cry.
It's too bad, especially now that
I've decided to surrender myself to you.
Galaxy Federal Police Law, article 2500...
No! I can't remember!
So what are you gonna do now?
Would you please let
me stay here for a while?
I don't know anyone else on this planet.
Mmm. That's a good idea.
Wow! It'll brighten our lives to
have you girls in this bachelor family.
Well, I have another favor to ask.
What is it?
Can I have another bowl of steamed rice?
So here you are, Tenchi.
Who do you think is responsible for all this?
Don't bother yourself with such trivial tasks.
Really!
Are you really going to stay here with us?
Oh, I will, if it makes you happy.
Hey...
No need for discussions.
As you saw, the groundswell has begun!
The third home invader
who's gonna appear next is...
Wow! What a surprise!
The most famous princess
in the entire universe!
But somehow she has
some bad blood with Ryoko,
so they start fighting each other in space!
Next episode is: "No Need for Princesses!"
A nice and cool vacation for the princess.
Unquestionably fun!
Oh, Tenchi, isn't it so nice.
It's like a carnival every day.
I wish the days could go on just
like this forever and ever, Tenchi.
The days of hoopla we
thought would go on forever...
The never-ending carnival.
It all started then.
Wh-What's that?
I'm quite sure it landed
somewhere around here.
What's that?
Hey! Are you all right?
Come on!
S-Smell of alcohol?
Yes! Water!
Oh, good.
Uh... Are you hurt?
No. Who are you?
Oh, my name is Tenchi Masaki.
What on earth is this?
Oh! I'm so scared!
I am Ryoko!
A space pirate is at my heels!
Please! I beg you! Help me!
W-Wait a minute. I don't understand!
What?
I'm so scared!
H-Hey!
Please! I beg you! Save me!
Hey! Uh... Huh?
That's the one! That's the space pirate!
But I don't understand!
Oops!
Let's get out of here!
Why? Why should I be
in this kind of trouble?!
Long-distance commuting
is fine, but this is a bit too much.
Ah! A dead end! What am I gonna do?!
Hey! What do you say? Hey, tell me!
P-Please listen to me!
I don't have a clue what your problem is,
but I'm sure you can
solve it in a less rough way.
Y-You see, we can understand each other
better if we take time and talk it all out.
No! He is a savage criminal!
It's no use trying to talk with him!
It can't be.
This is the destiny we two must share.
We promised to die together, remember?
No, I don't remember
making such a promise!
We'll become bright stars
in the sky together, you and I.
You gotta be kidding!
Well, he seems unable
to get up, doesn't he?
He sure does.
We can go now.
Uh, yeah.
Hey, Nobuyuki.
What is it, Father?
Tenchi is very late
coming home today, isn't he?
Well, he must be busy picking up
girls on the street or something.
No. He is not like you!
You're tough on me, aren't you, Father?
Well, it's true he has been
loosening up a bit too much these days.
Maybe I should scold him this time.
Oh. It sounds like he's come home.
Where have you been
hanging around so late at night?
Hanging out late at night is the first
step towards juvenile delinquency...
Huh?
Hi.
Who is the beautiful
young lady you have with you?
Hmm. You seem to be quite upset.
Have you two eloped or something?
Oh, how did you know?
I would do no such thing!
Then what is this all about?
So you are an extraterrestrial?!
Yes. I was attacked by a savage
space pirate on my journey.
I desperately tried to escape,
but my spaceship got very close
to running into another ship and
fell straight down to the planet below.
You don't expect ordinary
people like us to believe such a story!
You went through a great
hardship, young lady from space.
You poor thing.
Hey, Tenchi!
Don't just stand there!
Why don't you offer her
nice sweets or something?!
Wait a minute!
How can you believe her story so easily?
I find her story much more believable
than a story of you
picking up such a pretty girl.
Oh, I see.
It must be very cold in
outer space this time of year.
Here. Have some more hot tea, please.
Oh, how sweet of you to talk so
kindly to a total stranger from space.
But if I stay here, it will
only mean trouble for you.
He, that space pirate,
will come back for me. I'm sure of it.
Be assured, young lady!
We are on your side.
But...
Don't you worry about anything now.
We will protect you, I promise.
Thank you so very much, Honorable Father!
You call me father?
Yes. I'll be your devoted daughter!
Oh, Tenchi, you got
yourself a wonderful bride.
- What?!
- Your mother in heaven
must be happy for you now.
Father!
My daughter!
Really! It may work against
typhoons but not against space pirates.
I think we're wasting our time.
Stop grumbling and work harder!
Don't you know the saying "The price
of pleasure is eternal vigilance"?
Well, I think I'll be going
back to the shrine now.
Call me if anything happens.
Oh, good night, Grandpa.
Maybe we should get back inside now.
Yeah.
Oh! I'm scared!
Don't you worry tonight. I will
stand guard all night and protect you.
Yes! There! Come on!
Good! One more. Oh, close!
Yes! There! There! That's it!
Oh! No! No! No!
What are you doing?
I'm moving to the next room.
Why?
Because I can't do my
homework with all this noise!
Ah! You aren't abandoning me, are you?!
Hey! Let me go!
Don't go! Please don't leave me!
What are you talking about?
Well, you see, Tenchi...
Let me go!
Yes?
H-H-He's here!
Ooh! And I was just
about to get a good one.
Who could it be to visit us so late at night?
You fool! It's the space pirate!
Oh! That's right. That's right.
Hey! You'd forgotten about him?!
We're going this way!
Where? Which way?
What's all this noise in the
middle of the night about?
Grandpa!
What a nuisance.
Grandpa!
Just leave it to me!
Cool!
Great, Grandpa!
Surrender yourself, space pirate Ryoko!
Your evil deeds should end here and now!
What? Hey, wait a minute.
I thought you were the space pirate!
I am First Class Detective
Mihoshi from the Galaxy Police!
I've come a long way to
this planet in pursuit of Ryoko,
the infamous criminal
wanted throughout the universe.
She's lying! Do I look like a naughty girl?!
So you're suspecting me
even though there is no proof!
There is proof, all right!
This is it! Oh, no, it's not.
Here! This one! No!
This is not the one, either.
Oh, where is it now?
Not this one.
Well! It's strange.
I forgot...
There! I found it!
Upsy-daisy!
Here!
Here is my I.D.
And see? This is a wanted notice!
I guess you know who I really am now.
You see, I had this terrible hangover
when I ran into this stupid cop.
Otherwise, I would've never, ever
made a mistake like that, no, not me.
Well, now how should I cook you?
D-Don't move, please.
Or l-I'll shoot you. It'll hurt if you're shot!
Go ahead and try.
I told you so.
I am too big a game for
a lowly hunter like you!
Now it's time for retaliation,
and plenty of it, too.
You can't escape me!
It turned out to be
quite a noisy event, indeed.
Hey, can't you do anything about this?
You're a cop, aren't you?!
Well, yes, I am, but...
I'm scared!
She's no good!
- Ouch!
- Hurry!
Wait! I can't stand up!
Well, prepare to die now!
Shit!
Come on! I'm ready!
Oh! It's been fun, really!
I never meant to harm you at all.
You see, I was just teasing you.
So you are going to surrender yourself?
Well, I just might do that for you.
Just a second. I'll read you your rights first.
"Galaxy Federal Police Law, article 2546,
page 937 of the revised divisions.
A suspect is entitled to
keep silent about any facts
which may have inadvertent impacts
on him/her and to demand a lawyer..."
Aah!
And?
L-I think I know the rights by heart.
Well, Galaxy Federal
Police Law, article 2564... Oops.
Was it article 2456 or 2654?
No, no. 2464. No, that's not it!
Ooh! What shall I do?!
2446? No!
I'm just getting more confused!
Well, now I kind of like this
place very much somehow.
Maybe I should do you a
favor and stay here for a while.
What?!
You're happy, aren't you?
Don't be silly!
When you first saved me,
you were really valiant.
Ohhh! I had so much fun last night.
And so much nuisance for me, indeed!
I love these pickles!
A special recipe from my late wife.
Go ahead. Have some more.
Wow! Thank you.
Hey! How come you're
eating breakfast with us?
You have some nerve.
Doesn't that apply to you, too?
I'm sorry.
My spaceship is destroyed,
and I have no place to go home to.
Oh, no. Now, now, don't cry.
It's too bad, especially now that
I've decided to surrender myself to you.
Galaxy Federal Police Law, article 2500...
No! I can't remember!
So what are you gonna do now?
Would you please let
me stay here for a while?
I don't know anyone else on this planet.
Mmm. That's a good idea.
Wow! It'll brighten our lives to
have you girls in this bachelor family.
Well, I have another favor to ask.
What is it?
Can I have another bowl of steamed rice?
So here you are, Tenchi.
Who do you think is responsible for all this?
Don't bother yourself with such trivial tasks.
Really!
Are you really going to stay here with us?
Oh, I will, if it makes you happy.
Hey...
No need for discussions.
As you saw, the groundswell has begun!
The third home invader
who's gonna appear next is...
Wow! What a surprise!
The most famous princess
in the entire universe!
But somehow she has
some bad blood with Ryoko,
so they start fighting each other in space!
Next episode is: "No Need for Princesses!"
A nice and cool vacation for the princess.
Unquestionably fun!