#DUPE# (1992–…): Season 2, Episode 2 - No Need for Princess! - full transcript
Princess Ayeka, first princess of planet Jurai, regrets responding to Mihoshi's distress beacon when she meets Ryoko on Earth. The two of them go back a long way, and have been enemies for years. During her time on Earth, Ayeka finds herself falling for Tenchi, and cannot endure Ryoko's shameless flirting with him.
Princess Ayeka, what are you thinking about?
The marriage meeting seems to
have exhausted you, Princess Ayeka.
May I suggest you have some
rest until we arrive at planet Jurai?
And as soon as we return to planet Jurai,
I will have to depart once again immediately
for another marriage meeting, will I not?
Yes, Princess, but...
I know. That is my duty as the
first princess of the Jurai royal family.
I know it too well. Yes, I know.
Hey, Tenchi. Quit doing that boring chore.
Play and have fun with me!
Hey, let me go.
Grandpa's very fussy about keeping
the shrine grounds clean, you know.
Well, here and there.
Mihoshi, what is that?
A special device exclusively
for the Galaxy Police.
Turn it this way and that way.
There! You can send out a distress signal now.
Can you really count on a toy like that
in this remote region of the universe?
According to the statistics,
one case in 200 years is
reported to have resulted
in a successful rescue.
You see, that's what I mean.
But it's better than just
sitting around and doing nothing!
What is it, Azaka?
Princess Ayeka, we are
picking up a distress signal.
From where?
I'll find out in a second.
Well, from the third
planet of a nearby fixed star.
What shall we do with it?
We can't just ignore it, I guess.
We have some time left
before our scheduled
rendezvous with Sasami, do we not?
Yes, Your Highness.
Head for that planet, then.
Yes, Ma'am!
Wh-What's that?
It can't be true.
Hooray! I'm here!
Yoo-hoo!
That spaceship looks rather familiar to me.
Well, never mind.
I was waiting for you!
Yoo-hoo!
- It's you?!
- It's you?!
- What?!
- What?!
So you are still alive, Miss Ryoko!
Galaxy Police has become
quite unreliable these days.
Imagine running into
you on this remote planet.
Are you in exile after the Jurai
royal family has fallen or something?!
Oh, you're such a joker.
The universally renowned Jurai
royal family is everlasting, forever!
What? Jurai royal family
is never lasting forever?
I said everlasting!
That's too bad!
Excuse me, but... do you know each other?
Thank you so much for
coming all this way for me.
You see, I am the distressed one.
Hello? Excuse me?
I came all this way to rescue someone,
only to meet a lowly creature like you.
Hmmph! I never asked you to come.
Well, it was me who asked, in fact.
How unpleasant! Azaka!
Kamidake! We are leaving!
Yes, Ma'am!
Yeah, go away. Leave!
Please! Don't drive her
away without my permission!
Good riddance!
H-Hey...
A pure waste of my time.
Oh, please!
Please don't leave!
Wh-What are you doing?!
I am in distress, I told you!
Let me go!
If you abandon me now, I... I...
All right! I understand!
So just let me go now!
Please.
So you come from a planet
called Jurai, did you say?
Yes.
Will you kindly tell me about your planet...
...about the mountains, valleys,
people, and plants on Jurai?
Certainly.
You just can't be so rude to
someone who came to rescue her!
He's right!
She almost left, just because of you!
Now, listen.
You don't know what
kind of a bitch she really is.
How can you say such a thing?!
How do you happen to
know each other anyway:
A princess of the Jurai royal family
and the most wanted criminal?
It was when...
Yes, when I was just a young, innocent child.
On that day, I was playing
in a flower field on a planet.
So many flowers in so
many colors were in bloom.
- Oh, it was so pretty.
- Hey! What are you doing here?!
This planet is a territory
of the Jurai royal family.
Who gave you permission
to play around here?!
L-I was just...
Now get out of here, quick!
Okay.
You must not take them with you.
But...
As I told you, this planet is a
territory of the Jurai royal family.
And everything on it belongs to me!
You're so mean.
That was my first encounter with Ayeka.
Right. I understand.
The wound in your
young heart remains forever.
So you do understand, Mihoshi?!
Yes! Now I understand what
caused you to stray in the first place!
Then you became a juvenile delinquent
to roll down and down the path of evil!
Oh, what a pity! I feel so sorry for you.
I see. Jurai sounds like a beautiful place.
Yes. I must keep and carry on
the tradition of Jurai at all costs.
Even if...
Who is it?!
It's you.
Well, I brought some teacakes for you.
And just in time, too.
Tenchi, why don't you take Miss Ayeka
out for a walk to show her around?
The mountains and fields on this planet
have their own charm,
though different from Jurai's.
Especially at this time of the year,
they are quite something to see.
But...
It is all fine to live for
the duties of a princess,
but that doesn't mean you can't
have a day off from time to time.
Whatever luck brought you to this planet,
you should take
advantage of it and try to relax,
forgetting all your worries just for today.
You got it, Tenchi?
Uh, yeah.
It's beautiful.
You think so?
Yes.
Well, these hills look their
best in this season, I guess,
but they're just plain hills.
Oh, no.
They definitely have a
different kind of beauty
from what I see on Jurai.
It's interesting.
We don't seem to be able to realize
the beauty or happiness
while we are right in it.
Shall we start going back now?
Yes.
Are you all right?!
Oh! S-Sorry!
Oh, um...
Tenchi! Tenchi!
Tenchi? No, I have no idea.
Where are you?
Tenchi!
Shit! Could it be Ayeka?
I have never felt like this in my life.
What? Did you say something?
Well, no.
Well, there is a nice little spot up there.
Would you like to check it out?
Yes.
How do you like it?
Isn't it a wonderful view?
Wh-What's wrong?
Your grandfather may be right.
This turned out to be a perfect day for me.
Really.
There! I found you!
Where have you two
been hiding all this time?!
What? We were out for a walk.
Hey, you, how dare you
flirt with Tenchi like this!
Flirt? You mean me?
What kind of an idea is that?
So you definitely don't
have such an intention.
Of-Of course not! How could I?
No, never!
You're some liar.
What do you mean by that?
I can't just let it pass!
Now, now, you two.
Anyway, we now have to
make arrangements to go back.
Lord Tenchi, please listen to me.
That creature called Ryoko
is bad through and through.
She always has been.
Well, I guess you're right.
It happened, yes.
It happened when I was
still very young and tender.
On that day, I was playing in
a territory of the Jurai family.
It was the most beautiful place,
with all kinds of flowers in bloom.
Hey, you're having fun, aren't you?!
Who are you?
Did you make it yourself?
Yes.
Hmm, you have some skill.
Now it's all mine! So long!
How mean of you.
That was my first encounter with Ryoko.
It's a completely
different story from Ryoko's.
Which story is true, I'd like to know.
Hey, are you suggesting that I told you a lie?
You gave them one of your
mish-mash stories again?
It's your story that's mish-mash.
What?! I know you have
been convicted for fraud,
and you call my story a fabrication?!
Uh, please calm down, Miss Ayeka.
Oh, Tenchi!
That hysterical woman is so mean to me.
Hey, stop it!
What do you think you're doing? Let him go!
What are you so upset about?
Didn't you say you had no
such intention for Tenchi?
Hey, Tenchi, let's show it off more to her.
Show her we're in love.
Stop it now!
There, there, don't be shy.
Hey, are you crazy?!
That's enough!
For the sake of universal peace...
...I am going to finish you once and for all.
Great.
Go ahead, if you can.
Well, why don't you
fight after you rescue me?
Well, excuse me, are you listening?
Azaka, Kamidake, open the hatch!
We're going out in Ryu-Oh for an attack!
Wait a minute, please.
Before you fight, please take care of me first!
Come here, Ryo-Ohki!
Now off we go.
Why me?
This is going to be a
fight to the death, Ryo-Ohki.
Azaka, Kamidake, don't you
dare let Ryoko escape alive!
Violence is no good!
Hey, stop it! Are you listening?
- Fire!
- Fire!
- Fire! Barrage!
- Let me out!
Die in peace, Ayeka!
You die in peace, Miss Ryoko!
I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!
Please stop it, Miss Ayeka!
Oh!
What are you doing here?
Now you know better?
Hmmph! We haven't even started.
Enough of this now!
Lord Tenchi, why are you there?
Where else could he be?
Tenchi and I are bound
by a vow to die together.
Whoa! No, we're not. We're not.
Y-You are...
Oh, no, Lord Tenchi bonded
with a lowly woman like her.
There is nothing left for me to believe.
It's a lie, I told you!
Now, Tenchi, let's fight against the
evil princess with our power of love.
Stop it, I say!
Well, if that's the case...
I'll go for broke!
Miss Ryoko!
Lord Tenchi!
Let us three go to hell together!
Well, I think you've forgotten me.
Stop it, please, Lady Ayeka!
Lady Ayeka has lost her temper!
She lost her temper!
Well, no one's hurt,
and that's all that matters.
You can stay with us as long as you like.
I appreciate it, Sirs.
We take your offer with thanks.
It's really annoying to see
the number of parasites grow.
It's all your fault, you know.
Hey, my Ryo-Ohki got
destroyed, too, remember?
I told you to fight later!
By the way, where's Miss Ayeka?
Well, she is still in shock from
seeing her spaceship Ryu-Oh blow up.
Miss Ayeka?
Yes.
Well, I brought dinner for you.
Maybe I should wait.
Yes.
All right, then. I'll come back
later with a late night snack.
In the meantime, you have a good rest.
Well, it's OK.
I guess I can take it as an extended vacation.
Tenchi Muyo!
The next and fourth home invader
is the younger sister of Ayeka, Sasami!
Pretty and cute, Sasami
came over here to look for Ayeka,
who has been missing in space.
Wow! What is this catlike creature?
What? Ryo-Ohki?!
I thought that was the
name of Ryoko's spaceship.
Next episode is: "No Need for Worries!"
It's unquestionably cute!
The marriage meeting seems to
have exhausted you, Princess Ayeka.
May I suggest you have some
rest until we arrive at planet Jurai?
And as soon as we return to planet Jurai,
I will have to depart once again immediately
for another marriage meeting, will I not?
Yes, Princess, but...
I know. That is my duty as the
first princess of the Jurai royal family.
I know it too well. Yes, I know.
Hey, Tenchi. Quit doing that boring chore.
Play and have fun with me!
Hey, let me go.
Grandpa's very fussy about keeping
the shrine grounds clean, you know.
Well, here and there.
Mihoshi, what is that?
A special device exclusively
for the Galaxy Police.
Turn it this way and that way.
There! You can send out a distress signal now.
Can you really count on a toy like that
in this remote region of the universe?
According to the statistics,
one case in 200 years is
reported to have resulted
in a successful rescue.
You see, that's what I mean.
But it's better than just
sitting around and doing nothing!
What is it, Azaka?
Princess Ayeka, we are
picking up a distress signal.
From where?
I'll find out in a second.
Well, from the third
planet of a nearby fixed star.
What shall we do with it?
We can't just ignore it, I guess.
We have some time left
before our scheduled
rendezvous with Sasami, do we not?
Yes, Your Highness.
Head for that planet, then.
Yes, Ma'am!
Wh-What's that?
It can't be true.
Hooray! I'm here!
Yoo-hoo!
That spaceship looks rather familiar to me.
Well, never mind.
I was waiting for you!
Yoo-hoo!
- It's you?!
- It's you?!
- What?!
- What?!
So you are still alive, Miss Ryoko!
Galaxy Police has become
quite unreliable these days.
Imagine running into
you on this remote planet.
Are you in exile after the Jurai
royal family has fallen or something?!
Oh, you're such a joker.
The universally renowned Jurai
royal family is everlasting, forever!
What? Jurai royal family
is never lasting forever?
I said everlasting!
That's too bad!
Excuse me, but... do you know each other?
Thank you so much for
coming all this way for me.
You see, I am the distressed one.
Hello? Excuse me?
I came all this way to rescue someone,
only to meet a lowly creature like you.
Hmmph! I never asked you to come.
Well, it was me who asked, in fact.
How unpleasant! Azaka!
Kamidake! We are leaving!
Yes, Ma'am!
Yeah, go away. Leave!
Please! Don't drive her
away without my permission!
Good riddance!
H-Hey...
A pure waste of my time.
Oh, please!
Please don't leave!
Wh-What are you doing?!
I am in distress, I told you!
Let me go!
If you abandon me now, I... I...
All right! I understand!
So just let me go now!
Please.
So you come from a planet
called Jurai, did you say?
Yes.
Will you kindly tell me about your planet...
...about the mountains, valleys,
people, and plants on Jurai?
Certainly.
You just can't be so rude to
someone who came to rescue her!
He's right!
She almost left, just because of you!
Now, listen.
You don't know what
kind of a bitch she really is.
How can you say such a thing?!
How do you happen to
know each other anyway:
A princess of the Jurai royal family
and the most wanted criminal?
It was when...
Yes, when I was just a young, innocent child.
On that day, I was playing
in a flower field on a planet.
So many flowers in so
many colors were in bloom.
- Oh, it was so pretty.
- Hey! What are you doing here?!
This planet is a territory
of the Jurai royal family.
Who gave you permission
to play around here?!
L-I was just...
Now get out of here, quick!
Okay.
You must not take them with you.
But...
As I told you, this planet is a
territory of the Jurai royal family.
And everything on it belongs to me!
You're so mean.
That was my first encounter with Ayeka.
Right. I understand.
The wound in your
young heart remains forever.
So you do understand, Mihoshi?!
Yes! Now I understand what
caused you to stray in the first place!
Then you became a juvenile delinquent
to roll down and down the path of evil!
Oh, what a pity! I feel so sorry for you.
I see. Jurai sounds like a beautiful place.
Yes. I must keep and carry on
the tradition of Jurai at all costs.
Even if...
Who is it?!
It's you.
Well, I brought some teacakes for you.
And just in time, too.
Tenchi, why don't you take Miss Ayeka
out for a walk to show her around?
The mountains and fields on this planet
have their own charm,
though different from Jurai's.
Especially at this time of the year,
they are quite something to see.
But...
It is all fine to live for
the duties of a princess,
but that doesn't mean you can't
have a day off from time to time.
Whatever luck brought you to this planet,
you should take
advantage of it and try to relax,
forgetting all your worries just for today.
You got it, Tenchi?
Uh, yeah.
It's beautiful.
You think so?
Yes.
Well, these hills look their
best in this season, I guess,
but they're just plain hills.
Oh, no.
They definitely have a
different kind of beauty
from what I see on Jurai.
It's interesting.
We don't seem to be able to realize
the beauty or happiness
while we are right in it.
Shall we start going back now?
Yes.
Are you all right?!
Oh! S-Sorry!
Oh, um...
Tenchi! Tenchi!
Tenchi? No, I have no idea.
Where are you?
Tenchi!
Shit! Could it be Ayeka?
I have never felt like this in my life.
What? Did you say something?
Well, no.
Well, there is a nice little spot up there.
Would you like to check it out?
Yes.
How do you like it?
Isn't it a wonderful view?
Wh-What's wrong?
Your grandfather may be right.
This turned out to be a perfect day for me.
Really.
There! I found you!
Where have you two
been hiding all this time?!
What? We were out for a walk.
Hey, you, how dare you
flirt with Tenchi like this!
Flirt? You mean me?
What kind of an idea is that?
So you definitely don't
have such an intention.
Of-Of course not! How could I?
No, never!
You're some liar.
What do you mean by that?
I can't just let it pass!
Now, now, you two.
Anyway, we now have to
make arrangements to go back.
Lord Tenchi, please listen to me.
That creature called Ryoko
is bad through and through.
She always has been.
Well, I guess you're right.
It happened, yes.
It happened when I was
still very young and tender.
On that day, I was playing in
a territory of the Jurai family.
It was the most beautiful place,
with all kinds of flowers in bloom.
Hey, you're having fun, aren't you?!
Who are you?
Did you make it yourself?
Yes.
Hmm, you have some skill.
Now it's all mine! So long!
How mean of you.
That was my first encounter with Ryoko.
It's a completely
different story from Ryoko's.
Which story is true, I'd like to know.
Hey, are you suggesting that I told you a lie?
You gave them one of your
mish-mash stories again?
It's your story that's mish-mash.
What?! I know you have
been convicted for fraud,
and you call my story a fabrication?!
Uh, please calm down, Miss Ayeka.
Oh, Tenchi!
That hysterical woman is so mean to me.
Hey, stop it!
What do you think you're doing? Let him go!
What are you so upset about?
Didn't you say you had no
such intention for Tenchi?
Hey, Tenchi, let's show it off more to her.
Show her we're in love.
Stop it now!
There, there, don't be shy.
Hey, are you crazy?!
That's enough!
For the sake of universal peace...
...I am going to finish you once and for all.
Great.
Go ahead, if you can.
Well, why don't you
fight after you rescue me?
Well, excuse me, are you listening?
Azaka, Kamidake, open the hatch!
We're going out in Ryu-Oh for an attack!
Wait a minute, please.
Before you fight, please take care of me first!
Come here, Ryo-Ohki!
Now off we go.
Why me?
This is going to be a
fight to the death, Ryo-Ohki.
Azaka, Kamidake, don't you
dare let Ryoko escape alive!
Violence is no good!
Hey, stop it! Are you listening?
- Fire!
- Fire!
- Fire! Barrage!
- Let me out!
Die in peace, Ayeka!
You die in peace, Miss Ryoko!
I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!
Please stop it, Miss Ayeka!
Oh!
What are you doing here?
Now you know better?
Hmmph! We haven't even started.
Enough of this now!
Lord Tenchi, why are you there?
Where else could he be?
Tenchi and I are bound
by a vow to die together.
Whoa! No, we're not. We're not.
Y-You are...
Oh, no, Lord Tenchi bonded
with a lowly woman like her.
There is nothing left for me to believe.
It's a lie, I told you!
Now, Tenchi, let's fight against the
evil princess with our power of love.
Stop it, I say!
Well, if that's the case...
I'll go for broke!
Miss Ryoko!
Lord Tenchi!
Let us three go to hell together!
Well, I think you've forgotten me.
Stop it, please, Lady Ayeka!
Lady Ayeka has lost her temper!
She lost her temper!
Well, no one's hurt,
and that's all that matters.
You can stay with us as long as you like.
I appreciate it, Sirs.
We take your offer with thanks.
It's really annoying to see
the number of parasites grow.
It's all your fault, you know.
Hey, my Ryo-Ohki got
destroyed, too, remember?
I told you to fight later!
By the way, where's Miss Ayeka?
Well, she is still in shock from
seeing her spaceship Ryu-Oh blow up.
Miss Ayeka?
Yes.
Well, I brought dinner for you.
Maybe I should wait.
Yes.
All right, then. I'll come back
later with a late night snack.
In the meantime, you have a good rest.
Well, it's OK.
I guess I can take it as an extended vacation.
Tenchi Muyo!
The next and fourth home invader
is the younger sister of Ayeka, Sasami!
Pretty and cute, Sasami
came over here to look for Ayeka,
who has been missing in space.
Wow! What is this catlike creature?
What? Ryo-Ohki?!
I thought that was the
name of Ryoko's spaceship.
Next episode is: "No Need for Worries!"
It's unquestionably cute!