Crimi Clowns (2012–…): Season 2, Episode 5 - Supercute.com - full transcript
Sometimes you see something coming from afar.
And sometimes you think it will take some time longer.
And suddenly it's amen and out.
But who would have expected this?
That's for the funeral.
Wesley !
Lou !
Here I sit again like a fool.
That Lou in that video pretends the Mike doesn't exist.
Did you see Mike's reaction?
That guy felt really bad about it.
Shall I call him ?
Yes.
You can't call here, sir. - No smoking either, sir.
I'm not smoking, am I? - That's very nice of you.
Mike ?
I think they're flushing his stomach.
No, Mike, that's not true.
Forget it ! You mustn't say that, boy.
And I want you to stay. Did you understand me? Mike, bullshit, Mike!
I say you stay! Bye, Mike.
And ? - Voicemail.
Of course he feels that it is his fault.
It's his fault. - Yes. Actually yes.
Mr Adriaens?
Good day, my dear. - Hello.
Mr. De Man is in a coma.
Is he out of danger? - No.
No ? - If a coma lasts longer
than four or five days, the patient often dies.
Allez. - Whether it evolves
to a vegetative state.
Kiss my balls now.
Chances are, of course, that he will come out of a coma early.
Yes, and then there is no problem?
I can't know that yet. - So ?
Excuse me ? - If there is a problem?
Yes ? - Then what is the problem ?
It could be anything,
a combination of physical, intellectual and psychological problems.
Oh, but he's had that for a long time. - Ah yes ?
Can I ask something? Have you ever been in a coma before?
No why ? - I had that impression for a while.
good day. - Hello.
That doesn't look good.
Lou is a strong bear, boy.
He will get through it.
Dear Patron, now that you are gone, I realize it all the more.
This afternoon, friends and loved ones said goodbye to Frank Mulder.
Better known as 'the Patron'.
Mulder was the regular friend of Katia Mermowitz, better known as clown Kakki.
Mermowitz was voted Most Beautiful Baby in the Netherlands in 1992.
De Patron was best known for its beef stew with Trappist beer.
You were always my sweet big Papa Bear.
You could be moody at times.
But that was never malicious.
What a sad day. And I'm not the only one who's sad.
We are going to miss you, my dear bear.
And then I think of your best friends first.
Ronny...
Wes, Lou !
Asshole !
And Lou. - Oh, oh, this isn't going to end well.
And you know, dear Patron, what's so bad?
That none of us got to say goodbye to you.
Bye, Patron.
Lou, who appreciated your cooking so much, can't even be there.
Because he's in a coma and may never wake up.
Hello ?
Speaking.
Yes.
Yes.
Thank you.
Lou.
Lou is out of a coma.
Goddamnit !
Dimitri Denul. Freelance photographer.
Goddamnit ! Have you not destroyed our lives enough?
Rachel, leave that or you'll break another nail.
Are you going to defend him some more?
Ronny.
I think he understood.
And the patient's name? -Louis De Man.
Louis ? - Yeah, stupid, huh.
Mr. De Man is in psychiatry. That's the other block, room 443.
Psychiatry ?
Was that a suicide attempt? - Yes.
Then that is standard procedure. - Back outside?
Yes. - Thanks, miss.
That's nothing.
Hello, I'm Wesley Tersago, glamor photographer.
You are truly the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
Are you a model?
I've had pictures taken once. - Porn?
You can't do that anymore.
You have too much class for that. Here, I pay 3,000 euros for a shoot.
Wow, thank you.
Wes ! Come on, come on.
Here, the fairest of the family is awake.
Hello, Lou.
Since when do we kiss?
What ? - I ask:
since when do we kiss?
Since we saw that in The Godfather.
Really?
Can you hand me that cup with the spout? I'm thirsty.
Thank you.
He speaks Dutch.
Are you coming from a funeral?
Yes. - No.
They fished the corpse of the Patron out of the canal.
God damn, are you serious?
And those other bodies? - They didn't find it.
How is that possible ?
Dragged along by a boat, we think.
He surfaced two bridges further. Without hands or feet.
And all to pieces because of the screw. - Damn it.
But they have not found the plastic and the stones.
Jesus Christ. Cunt, cancer, balls.
He's not here playing with our balls, is he?
This is so unbelievably delicious. Milk.
They first wanted to put me in a ward with other patients.
I say to that nurse:
"We're not going to do that, it's full of fucking Moroccans there."
I didn't know you had a problem with Moroccans.
Ronny, can you act normal for a moment?
That's a little macaque having a birthday. - Come on, guys.
What ? - Macakske.
That's sweet. I wish a beautiful woman would say that to me.
"Come here, my little macaque."
They've already told me that. - Little macaque?
Small poop, surely.
Come on in, we'll start...
This is Norry.
And this is Papalou.
And this is Mini Mike.
Hello Hello hello !
Who is this ? - That's you.
do you understand me now? That I can't stand that?
All that bullshit about macaques?
Those are fantastic people.
He now speaks Dutch. - And he normally speaks Flemish?
Yes. - Does he often hear Dutch speaking?
Yes, yes.
My... A very good friend speaks Dutch.
Will you leave me all alone? - Yes.
Wesley studied in Amsterdam for five years. He also speaks Dutch.
And here in Brasschaat it is full of the Dutch. Like you.
Well, a coma can indeed cause a personality change.
A personality change...
kiss my balls now.
Ronny, would you pass me my tissues, please?
There's a knot in it.
That's right. You know, I feel like my memory is starting to work again.
Real ? - Yes.
Can you take that knot out?
You haven't used it yet, right?
No.
You know, I suddenly remember a lot of things
that I should have told you a long time ago.
Why ? - You'll see.
Yes, I did use it before.
You see. It's starting to work here. That memory is coming back.
I remember a lot of things from the past,
that someone else has experienced.
But that's me.
That's crazy isn't it?
But I don't remember.
That's insane.
I suddenly remember that you still owe me a hundred and fifty euros.
No way. - Yes way.
And if you don't give it to me soon, I'll tell your father what you used it for.
Don't you have the correct amount?
It's very liberating that...
a lot of things come back.
Voilà, it's working again.
You won't believe it. My best buddy is a fucking Dutchman.
You know what I would regret?
That his short-term memory would work again.
His episodic memory. It would be unfortunate. That was handy.
Yes, imagine if he suddenly realizes that we have been around for fifteen years
playing with his balls. - I think he's already figured that out.
Johnny ! It's me. They cut out a lobe.
With a Black & Decker right through my ear.
hello! Don't film me! - Stop whining, buddy.
Wesley, calm down. That person lives here.
Do you have a lighter?
Does your mother allow you to smoke? - Wesley...
Clozapine users should not abruptly
stop smoking Mr. Cambré, you bastard!
Clozapine users can't say motherfucker to Mr. Cambré, motherfucker.
You're an asshole yourself, motherfucker.
What's that ?
What does it look like?
Do you have more, sir?
Here.
That's not his first time either.
Johnny ! It's me !
What website did we have to check out again?
No.
Ha, see him.
OK Go ahead.
Young, young, those are gangs, huh, dude.
They are brought here in containers with no papers.
They sometimes put 20 of them together in a filthy room of four by four, you know.
They pick them up with a van in the morning.
they take them to an intersection and drop them off again in the evening.
Yes I know.
And they often don't even see a tenth of what they have earned.
And they get canned dog food.
Yes ? - I know that because of Jarek.
He has been with the Albanian mafia. - Okay.
Did you know that canned dog food is better controlled
than canned human food. Really and truly.
Like uh, boulettes in tomato sauce.
Window on the backside.
clumsy.
Like boulettes in tomato sauce.
Yes, or ...
sausages with sauerkraut or Italian dish or ravioli.
What does that look like again? - Stamps.
Ah yes.
filth. - Oh my, nice.
Crazy, I can eat that every day. - You too ?
What was it again? super... super...
Ann Berreta ...
Amber, the last sired Tersago. My sister.
Young, beautiful and completely fucked up.
Amber !
One shot.
Daddy's darling and worry child.
Ann Berreta ...
Lock the door, Wesley.
What have I done wrong with my daughter?
Nothing at all, Dad.
This is not our Amber. This is the heroin.
She's not sober at all
She's more addicted than before
Pay.
Do we still have any stolen credit cards?
None that are one hundred percent safe.
Give one from the non-profit organization. - From the Red Nose?
Clowns For Sick Children, that's goddamn appropriate too.
OK. Now you can say hello and ask:
'Show me your tits or move your panties aside.'
You do that.
Yes?
Let's see if she still picks up her phone.
Hey dad. How is it going ?
Hey, sweetheart. Good. With you ?
Also fine. We are superbusy rehearsing for 'De Koekenbroodmannekes'.
And can you stay off the drugs?
Can I call back within two hours?
We are rehearsing so well and Deborah needs to go to the dentist.
She can't stay long.
OK. Good. Bye, sweetheart.
Love you. Bye dad.
She should have become a lawyer. - Why ?
I've never known anyone to lie so well.
come. Make a private date right away. We'll get her out of there as soon as possible.
And so your servant made contact by telephone...
...with the Supercute Club in Antwerp's Anneessenstraat.
And booked a session with Ann Berreta. What ?
The first hole in her overcrowded schedule was two days later.
Two days ? You call that a busy schedule?
You can't get in at my dentist within three months.
And he doesn't even give a happy ending. Or at least not to everyone.
Goddamnit.
That's where the Parfait D'amour used to be.
That is a game by the Maurice van Rossem. - Do you still ow him money?
No.
But I hope Amber didn't tell them who her daddy is.
Normally not.
I have a problem with all sentences that start with 'normally'.
That guy is no ordinary.
You are not confident about it.
I'm shitting my pants, mate.
Hello, Maurice. - Goddamnit ! Ronny, filth.
Ça va, my boy ?
Lean and healthy.
What are you doing here? Work or play?
I have a date with one of your performers.
Taking pictures is an extra five pounds. You know that.
Who have you booked?
Ann Berreta.
Changing of the guard.
Ann Berreta.
That's all right, mate. And she's already been properly tested.
What do you mean?
Hot and ready. You can throw your dick in easily.
And if you hurry, it's free. - Free ?
That bitch is completely gone.
Maurice, see you next time. - Fredje.
That's just lame shit, Ronny. Fred is a good guy.
I know that, Maurice.
I forgot my card in the car. - I forgot the my camera's charger.
Mr. Maurice, there is a problem. - I'm coming, baby.
One minute, Ronny.
Fredje.
Just hold on.
I have to ask something.
What just happened? Didn't you have to pay?
Just the room.
And were you a little pleased?
Surely! A score of nine and a half. And I never give out a ten out of ten.
Then I think you should pay.
Do you think so? - For a nine and a half, sure.
Then you pay a little more. - I will do that.
OK. Give her my regards. - Yes.
Those are a new pair of glasses.
Those are new teeth.
And that's a new nose.
I have some bad news, Ronny. Our Anneke is a bit weak at the moment.
What does she have ?
One glass of champagne and she's upside down.
Upside down is no problem for us, Maurice.
I have another offer, Ronny. Fourteen years.
I'm not here to babysit, Maurice.
Cleopatra suite.
Up the stairs, end of the corridor on the right, another set of stairs, first left.
Baby, are you okay?
Papa.
Amber. - Wesley.
What are you doing here?
We come to see 'de Koekenbroodmannekens'.
I'm cold.
God damn, that coward doesn't dare go in himself.
forward ! Go see.
Unbelieveable. - Asshole.
Goddamnit. If I had a gun, I'd shoot him through the head.
Fuck !
Man.
Villa Tersago, Brasschaat.
Daddy's little bird has returned safely to the parental nest.
Are you glad you're back?
What ? - How do you feel here?
I remember hating this room.
When I still lived here.
And also that I missed this room.
Later.
And now ?
I feel nothing.
And sometimes you think it will take some time longer.
And suddenly it's amen and out.
But who would have expected this?
That's for the funeral.
Wesley !
Lou !
Here I sit again like a fool.
That Lou in that video pretends the Mike doesn't exist.
Did you see Mike's reaction?
That guy felt really bad about it.
Shall I call him ?
Yes.
You can't call here, sir. - No smoking either, sir.
I'm not smoking, am I? - That's very nice of you.
Mike ?
I think they're flushing his stomach.
No, Mike, that's not true.
Forget it ! You mustn't say that, boy.
And I want you to stay. Did you understand me? Mike, bullshit, Mike!
I say you stay! Bye, Mike.
And ? - Voicemail.
Of course he feels that it is his fault.
It's his fault. - Yes. Actually yes.
Mr Adriaens?
Good day, my dear. - Hello.
Mr. De Man is in a coma.
Is he out of danger? - No.
No ? - If a coma lasts longer
than four or five days, the patient often dies.
Allez. - Whether it evolves
to a vegetative state.
Kiss my balls now.
Chances are, of course, that he will come out of a coma early.
Yes, and then there is no problem?
I can't know that yet. - So ?
Excuse me ? - If there is a problem?
Yes ? - Then what is the problem ?
It could be anything,
a combination of physical, intellectual and psychological problems.
Oh, but he's had that for a long time. - Ah yes ?
Can I ask something? Have you ever been in a coma before?
No why ? - I had that impression for a while.
good day. - Hello.
That doesn't look good.
Lou is a strong bear, boy.
He will get through it.
Dear Patron, now that you are gone, I realize it all the more.
This afternoon, friends and loved ones said goodbye to Frank Mulder.
Better known as 'the Patron'.
Mulder was the regular friend of Katia Mermowitz, better known as clown Kakki.
Mermowitz was voted Most Beautiful Baby in the Netherlands in 1992.
De Patron was best known for its beef stew with Trappist beer.
You were always my sweet big Papa Bear.
You could be moody at times.
But that was never malicious.
What a sad day. And I'm not the only one who's sad.
We are going to miss you, my dear bear.
And then I think of your best friends first.
Ronny...
Wes, Lou !
Asshole !
And Lou. - Oh, oh, this isn't going to end well.
And you know, dear Patron, what's so bad?
That none of us got to say goodbye to you.
Bye, Patron.
Lou, who appreciated your cooking so much, can't even be there.
Because he's in a coma and may never wake up.
Hello ?
Speaking.
Yes.
Yes.
Thank you.
Lou.
Lou is out of a coma.
Goddamnit !
Dimitri Denul. Freelance photographer.
Goddamnit ! Have you not destroyed our lives enough?
Rachel, leave that or you'll break another nail.
Are you going to defend him some more?
Ronny.
I think he understood.
And the patient's name? -Louis De Man.
Louis ? - Yeah, stupid, huh.
Mr. De Man is in psychiatry. That's the other block, room 443.
Psychiatry ?
Was that a suicide attempt? - Yes.
Then that is standard procedure. - Back outside?
Yes. - Thanks, miss.
That's nothing.
Hello, I'm Wesley Tersago, glamor photographer.
You are truly the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
Are you a model?
I've had pictures taken once. - Porn?
You can't do that anymore.
You have too much class for that. Here, I pay 3,000 euros for a shoot.
Wow, thank you.
Wes ! Come on, come on.
Here, the fairest of the family is awake.
Hello, Lou.
Since when do we kiss?
What ? - I ask:
since when do we kiss?
Since we saw that in The Godfather.
Really?
Can you hand me that cup with the spout? I'm thirsty.
Thank you.
He speaks Dutch.
Are you coming from a funeral?
Yes. - No.
They fished the corpse of the Patron out of the canal.
God damn, are you serious?
And those other bodies? - They didn't find it.
How is that possible ?
Dragged along by a boat, we think.
He surfaced two bridges further. Without hands or feet.
And all to pieces because of the screw. - Damn it.
But they have not found the plastic and the stones.
Jesus Christ. Cunt, cancer, balls.
He's not here playing with our balls, is he?
This is so unbelievably delicious. Milk.
They first wanted to put me in a ward with other patients.
I say to that nurse:
"We're not going to do that, it's full of fucking Moroccans there."
I didn't know you had a problem with Moroccans.
Ronny, can you act normal for a moment?
That's a little macaque having a birthday. - Come on, guys.
What ? - Macakske.
That's sweet. I wish a beautiful woman would say that to me.
"Come here, my little macaque."
They've already told me that. - Little macaque?
Small poop, surely.
Come on in, we'll start...
This is Norry.
And this is Papalou.
And this is Mini Mike.
Hello Hello hello !
Who is this ? - That's you.
do you understand me now? That I can't stand that?
All that bullshit about macaques?
Those are fantastic people.
He now speaks Dutch. - And he normally speaks Flemish?
Yes. - Does he often hear Dutch speaking?
Yes, yes.
My... A very good friend speaks Dutch.
Will you leave me all alone? - Yes.
Wesley studied in Amsterdam for five years. He also speaks Dutch.
And here in Brasschaat it is full of the Dutch. Like you.
Well, a coma can indeed cause a personality change.
A personality change...
kiss my balls now.
Ronny, would you pass me my tissues, please?
There's a knot in it.
That's right. You know, I feel like my memory is starting to work again.
Real ? - Yes.
Can you take that knot out?
You haven't used it yet, right?
No.
You know, I suddenly remember a lot of things
that I should have told you a long time ago.
Why ? - You'll see.
Yes, I did use it before.
You see. It's starting to work here. That memory is coming back.
I remember a lot of things from the past,
that someone else has experienced.
But that's me.
That's crazy isn't it?
But I don't remember.
That's insane.
I suddenly remember that you still owe me a hundred and fifty euros.
No way. - Yes way.
And if you don't give it to me soon, I'll tell your father what you used it for.
Don't you have the correct amount?
It's very liberating that...
a lot of things come back.
Voilà, it's working again.
You won't believe it. My best buddy is a fucking Dutchman.
You know what I would regret?
That his short-term memory would work again.
His episodic memory. It would be unfortunate. That was handy.
Yes, imagine if he suddenly realizes that we have been around for fifteen years
playing with his balls. - I think he's already figured that out.
Johnny ! It's me. They cut out a lobe.
With a Black & Decker right through my ear.
hello! Don't film me! - Stop whining, buddy.
Wesley, calm down. That person lives here.
Do you have a lighter?
Does your mother allow you to smoke? - Wesley...
Clozapine users should not abruptly
stop smoking Mr. Cambré, you bastard!
Clozapine users can't say motherfucker to Mr. Cambré, motherfucker.
You're an asshole yourself, motherfucker.
What's that ?
What does it look like?
Do you have more, sir?
Here.
That's not his first time either.
Johnny ! It's me !
What website did we have to check out again?
No.
Ha, see him.
OK Go ahead.
Young, young, those are gangs, huh, dude.
They are brought here in containers with no papers.
They sometimes put 20 of them together in a filthy room of four by four, you know.
They pick them up with a van in the morning.
they take them to an intersection and drop them off again in the evening.
Yes I know.
And they often don't even see a tenth of what they have earned.
And they get canned dog food.
Yes ? - I know that because of Jarek.
He has been with the Albanian mafia. - Okay.
Did you know that canned dog food is better controlled
than canned human food. Really and truly.
Like uh, boulettes in tomato sauce.
Window on the backside.
clumsy.
Like boulettes in tomato sauce.
Yes, or ...
sausages with sauerkraut or Italian dish or ravioli.
What does that look like again? - Stamps.
Ah yes.
filth. - Oh my, nice.
Crazy, I can eat that every day. - You too ?
What was it again? super... super...
Ann Berreta ...
Amber, the last sired Tersago. My sister.
Young, beautiful and completely fucked up.
Amber !
One shot.
Daddy's darling and worry child.
Ann Berreta ...
Lock the door, Wesley.
What have I done wrong with my daughter?
Nothing at all, Dad.
This is not our Amber. This is the heroin.
She's not sober at all
She's more addicted than before
Pay.
Do we still have any stolen credit cards?
None that are one hundred percent safe.
Give one from the non-profit organization. - From the Red Nose?
Clowns For Sick Children, that's goddamn appropriate too.
OK. Now you can say hello and ask:
'Show me your tits or move your panties aside.'
You do that.
Yes?
Let's see if she still picks up her phone.
Hey dad. How is it going ?
Hey, sweetheart. Good. With you ?
Also fine. We are superbusy rehearsing for 'De Koekenbroodmannekes'.
And can you stay off the drugs?
Can I call back within two hours?
We are rehearsing so well and Deborah needs to go to the dentist.
She can't stay long.
OK. Good. Bye, sweetheart.
Love you. Bye dad.
She should have become a lawyer. - Why ?
I've never known anyone to lie so well.
come. Make a private date right away. We'll get her out of there as soon as possible.
And so your servant made contact by telephone...
...with the Supercute Club in Antwerp's Anneessenstraat.
And booked a session with Ann Berreta. What ?
The first hole in her overcrowded schedule was two days later.
Two days ? You call that a busy schedule?
You can't get in at my dentist within three months.
And he doesn't even give a happy ending. Or at least not to everyone.
Goddamnit.
That's where the Parfait D'amour used to be.
That is a game by the Maurice van Rossem. - Do you still ow him money?
No.
But I hope Amber didn't tell them who her daddy is.
Normally not.
I have a problem with all sentences that start with 'normally'.
That guy is no ordinary.
You are not confident about it.
I'm shitting my pants, mate.
Hello, Maurice. - Goddamnit ! Ronny, filth.
Ça va, my boy ?
Lean and healthy.
What are you doing here? Work or play?
I have a date with one of your performers.
Taking pictures is an extra five pounds. You know that.
Who have you booked?
Ann Berreta.
Changing of the guard.
Ann Berreta.
That's all right, mate. And she's already been properly tested.
What do you mean?
Hot and ready. You can throw your dick in easily.
And if you hurry, it's free. - Free ?
That bitch is completely gone.
Maurice, see you next time. - Fredje.
That's just lame shit, Ronny. Fred is a good guy.
I know that, Maurice.
I forgot my card in the car. - I forgot the my camera's charger.
Mr. Maurice, there is a problem. - I'm coming, baby.
One minute, Ronny.
Fredje.
Just hold on.
I have to ask something.
What just happened? Didn't you have to pay?
Just the room.
And were you a little pleased?
Surely! A score of nine and a half. And I never give out a ten out of ten.
Then I think you should pay.
Do you think so? - For a nine and a half, sure.
Then you pay a little more. - I will do that.
OK. Give her my regards. - Yes.
Those are a new pair of glasses.
Those are new teeth.
And that's a new nose.
I have some bad news, Ronny. Our Anneke is a bit weak at the moment.
What does she have ?
One glass of champagne and she's upside down.
Upside down is no problem for us, Maurice.
I have another offer, Ronny. Fourteen years.
I'm not here to babysit, Maurice.
Cleopatra suite.
Up the stairs, end of the corridor on the right, another set of stairs, first left.
Baby, are you okay?
Papa.
Amber. - Wesley.
What are you doing here?
We come to see 'de Koekenbroodmannekens'.
I'm cold.
God damn, that coward doesn't dare go in himself.
forward ! Go see.
Unbelieveable. - Asshole.
Goddamnit. If I had a gun, I'd shoot him through the head.
Fuck !
Man.
Villa Tersago, Brasschaat.
Daddy's little bird has returned safely to the parental nest.
Are you glad you're back?
What ? - How do you feel here?
I remember hating this room.
When I still lived here.
And also that I missed this room.
Later.
And now ?
I feel nothing.