Craig of the Creek (2018–…): Season 4, Episode 25 - Silver Fist Returns - full transcript

There's a thief in the Creek, and Silver Fist is the only one who can stop them.

♪ Who's gonna help
when the danger overwhelms ♪

♪ And the mysteries
are piled high? ♪

♪ Who's gonna be around,
never gonna let you down ♪

♪ When you're on a wild ride? ♪

♪ Your friends are
always by your side ♪

♪ It's Craig of the Creek,
he's gonna save the day ♪

♪ It's Craig of the Creek,
he's gonna save the day ♪

♪ It's Craig of the Creek ♪
*CRAIG OF THE CREEK*

Season 04 Episode 25
Episode Title: "Silver Fist Returns"

[ Panting ]
Aired on: July 15, 2022.

[ Birds calling ]



[ Panting ]

[ Shing! ]

[ Gasps ]

Hip! Hup! Hwaaaa!

Another clown vanquished!

Hey, Kelsey!

You ready to go get JP
out of that tree?

Yeah, lemme just sheath
my swoooord...

Noooooo!

Cat Burglar: Alright,
here are the goods.

Took you long enough.

You got what you wanted,
now give me back what's mine.

I won't steal for you
any longer!

Not as long as
I have this.



[ Gasps ]
My diary!

You monster!

[ All clamoring ]

I'm sorry, but I haven't seen
any of y'all's things!

What about my sword?
Have you seen my sword?!

No.
Sorry, Kelsey.

[ Groans ]

It's okay, Kelsey.
We'll find it.

Guys, I'm sorry.

Everybody seems to be
missing something,

but I haven't seen any of it
pass through the Trading Tree.

Sounds like we got a thief
in the Creek.

A thief?
[ Groans ]

If only I had my sword,
I'd find this dastardly villain

and put a big ol' hole
through 'em!

Villain, eh?

I'm sorry, Kelsey.

This looks like a job
for Silver Fist!

Who...
Who's Silver Fist?

The beloved superhero
who busts all the bad guys

with his fist of gold!

That...
literally never happens.

Yeah, yeah, and if his fist
is golden,

- why is he called Silver...
- Excuse me!

I have to take a call.

What?! JP!
Get out of my locker!

Yaah! Oof!

Silver Fist!

Ooh! Shiny!

Kidizen!

Take me to where your thing
was stolen!

Thank you, kidizens,
for allowing me

to investigate your...

Uh, what did you
call it?

The... The stoop?

It's the stump,
Silver Fist.

Ohoho, I get it!

Because of the color.

Great Scott!

Could this be a fun clue?

No, Silver Fist,
JP's been trying to get us

to play that fishing game
for a week.

Interesting!

Do... Do you wanna
play now?

[ Sighs ] We're supposed to be looking
for clues about this thief,

not playing games!

You're right.
You're right!

We should probably dust
for prints!

Luckily,
I brought my trusty

Silver Fist brand
criminal duster!

Yeah, that's just
a bag of flour

that you wrote Silver Fist on
with a marker.

Alley oop!

Silver Fist pu...

JP! No!

[ All coughing ]

Let's just... Let's just look
for clues somewhere else.

So, by the time
I put my pants back on,

my precious riddle book
was gone!

I jumped out from
under my bridge

just in time
to see them dart away!

Wait!

Y-You caught a glimpse
of the culprit?

Tell me, troll boy,
what did they look like?

I'll give you a hint!

Which animal's favorite color
is purr-ple?

Nuh-uh! No!

We ain't got time for riddles,
you little goblin!

Aah! A cat!
They were dressed as a cat!

Hmm, so a cat burglar
is behind all this.

Great, we know the kid
dresses like a cat.

That's not gonna stop them
from stealing things.

We have to do something!

First it was my sword,

next it could be
Craig's staff!

Well, let's hope not.

'Cause I'm attending a gala
at Cardboard City tonight,

and lemme tell ya,

I'm gonna need
my staff to strut.

Hmm, a fancy event
with kids

wearing their finest toys
and accessories?

Sounds like the perfect place
for a crime.

Maybe JP needs to
bring a plus-one.

Uh, JP didn't get
a plus-one.

Well, I dunno!

Maybe Silver Fist will sneak
in the back door, geez!

And now for our final
A-card-emy A-board of the night.

It is my corrugated honor

to present Creek Humanitarian
of the Year to...

Craig Williams!

Ugh, of course.

This is Craig's 200th nomination
and first win!

[ Applause ]
Oh, thank you, thank you!

I love your applause,
almost as much as this award.

Now let me regale you
with the tale of how

I came to restore
Cardboard City twice!

A-After destroying it...

twice.

Meow!

[ Gasps ]

Sorry, George.

Oh,
I'm quite fine.

[ Chuckles ]
I know.

Oh!
Oh, my!

It's that cat burglar who's been
stealing everyone's stuff!

[ Gasps ]
Silver Fist was right!

I have to go
to the bathroom!

[ Hisses ]

No, please!
I never win awards!

You think I'm just after
some piece of cardboard?

Hunh!

My staff!

Here, kitty-kitty!

[ Hisses ]

Yaaah!

Kelsey!
Wh... What...

What's the matter,
cat got your tongue?

No, you have my staff!

Meow! [ Laughs ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

Craig,
where's your staff?

JP?
Where's Silver Fist?!

Uh...
I-I'll be right back!

[ Panting ]

Ha! Made it!

Not so fast, evil...
[ Sighs ]

...doer.
[ Groans ]

Silver Fist is here
to stop...

[ Wheezing ]
...you.

Silver what?

Uuuugh.

[ Thud ]

Ugh.
[ Coughs ]

Hand over the staff!

And let you get away
without a scratch?

I don't think so.
[ Hisses ]

Wow!

Ow!

A lucky shot!

But I'm sure
you won't be able to...

Two lucky shots!

Now, try my
Silver Fist... oof!

Ugh!
You can kick, too?

Y'know,
with moves like that,

you could totally become
a superhero like me.

Just give back all the stuff
you stole and start fresh.

Listen, Silver Fish...

Uh, Silver Fist.

But I know Silver Fish, though.
He's a great guy.

It's sweet of you to think
there's any good left

in an old alley cat like me,
but I've chosen my path

and there's
no turning back meow.

Hunh!

Ack!
[ Coughing, spitting ]

Hey, this is the same
kitty litter my cat Goo uses...

And there's nobody there.

[ Breathing heavily ]
JP!

Did the cat burglar
get away with my staff?

Oh, yeah!
Absolutely, he did!

But not for long.

[ Maniacal laughter ]

I'm used to getting
what I want.

But taking what I want
is even better.

I don't wanna do this
anymore!

Listen, you little stray,
as long as I've got your diary,

you'll do as you're told!

JP:
That's where you're wrong!

Cat Burglar:
Silver Fist?

But how did you find me?

I went fishing...

with a magnet.

We heard everything!

Well, I guess it's time
I "spilled the tea," then.

I want what everyone wants,
Craig...

To be loved
and worshipped

and showered
with award statues!

But you can't be a hero
without saving people.

So, Lady T decided to steal
everyone's favorite things...

so that Eliza could find them

and become the most beloved hero
this creek has ever seen!

You're not gonna get away
with this!

Oh, please.

This is
the Tea Timers' grove,

and wouldn't you know...

[ Echoing ]
It's tea time, boys!

Yeaaaah...

I could totally go for some tea
right now...

No, don't look at her!

Oof!

Oh...

You saved me!

That's what superheroes do,
after all.

- It's tea time, boys...
- It's tea time, boys...

Keep sharp, Silver Fist!

It looks like your friends
got hypnotized

by Eliza's
hypnosis watch.

What do you say,
kitty cat?

You wanna pull a classic
temporary team-up?

Ha! Let's show Eliza
why it's bad luck

to cross a black cat

and a Silver Fist.

Ehh...

Aah! Hey!

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Hey, guys,
you really should be,

like, saying
your sound effects...

Ow! Ugh!

We're outnumbered!

I think we'd better
combine our powers.

Oh, man!
Super move?

Super silver paw puuuuuuuunch!

- Wha... Ugh!
- Oh, my!

[ All groaning ]

Alright, Eliza...

Give it back.

Not that!

My diary!

Oh, of course!

Just give me a little...

[ Echoing ]
...tiiiiiime.

Uhhhhhh...

[ Grunts ]

[ Watch ticking ]

Aaaaaahhh...

Wha... Who... who am I?

You're a bad kid
who needs to return

the stuff she stole
and apologize.

Here.

I'm sorry.

Ah! Still locked!

Uh, h-hey,
Silver Fist...

You believed there was
some good in me.

I "cat" thank you enough.

Hey, no problem.

Ugh! Why?

This is really hard
with fists.

Mmmmwah!

[ Gasps ]
My sword!

[ Gasps ] George!
Uh, G... Geor...

H-Hi, George.

Oh, hi.

Just having a spot
of chamomile

before I head back in there,
just to calm my nerves.

[♪]

[ Breathes deeply ]

[ Fabric rustles ]

[ Gasps ]
Secret Keeper?

Yeah, and I have a secret
I'd like to share.

I like you, George.

[ Gasps ]

Secret Keeper...

would you like
to hang out sometime?

Yeah!
Uh, I mean, yes.

Uh, sure.

Yes, I think.
Mm-hmm.

[♪]

♪ He's that silver man ♪

♪ Blessed with the golden hand ♪

♪ You better not have plans ♪

♪ 'Cause Silver Fist
is in the sky tonight ♪