Craig of the Creek (2018–…): Season 4, Episode 24 - My Stare Lady - full transcript
Craig enters a dangerous staring contest, hoping to win another one of Kenneth's Cubes.
♪ Who's gonna help
when the danger overwhelms ♪
♪ And the mysteries
are piled high? ♪
♪ Who's gonna be around,
never gonna let you down ♪
♪ When you're on a wild ride? ♪
♪ Your friends are
always by your side ♪
♪ It's Craig of the Creek,
he's gonna save the day ♪
♪ It's Craig of the Creek,
he's gonna save the day ♪
♪ It's Craig of the Creek ♪
*CRAIG OF THE CREEK*
[♪] Season 04 Episode 24
Episode Title: "My Stare Lady"
Ugh, what a bust!
Aired on: July 14, 2022.
We spent the whole day
searching for nothing!
But we were so close
this time!
I swear!
I dunno, JP.
I don't think this
Invisible Kid is real.
I know what I saw, man!
Nothin'.
I'm pretty sure it was just an
old T-shirt blowing in the wind.
JP, it's nearly impossible
for there to be
an Invisible Kid
out here.
They'd either need
a ring of power
or to have been cursed
by a cranky old toad.
It's science.
Well that science
is a load of pish-posh!
Alliance of Science?
Salutations,
stump kids.
That's a lot of equipment
you got there.
We're going to the other side
of the Creek
to conduct experiments
with the slime kids.
And create a polymer so gooey,
it will rival snot itself!
All we need is
a few slime samples...
And also a slime kid
or two.
You're gonna take a whole kid?
Oh, we're just going
to pick their minds.
And the rest
of their organs!
Whoops!
We better get going!
Byyye!
- Wha-?!
- Whoa! - [ Staff clatters ]
Hello, Craig, Kelsey, JP.
I've been waiting for you.
Do we know you?
No, but I know
all about you three.
And I know you've been
collecting these.
[ Sparkles ]
[ Trio gasps ]
A puzzle cube!
I knew it was only a matter
of time
before you tried to get mine.
So I figured I'd save us all the
trouble and come here myself.
Who... are you?
[ Scoffs ]
Just call me the Stare Master.
[ Squawks ]
Not yet, Mortimer...
I sense a back story.
There were once many
Stare Masters,
and I was but a pupil
of the pupil arts.
I learned all I could
from my teachers,
and then I defeated each one
in eye-to-eye combat,
until I held this.
Well, thanks for goin' through
all that trouble for us.
We will now take the cube...
from you...?
I'd be happy to give you
my puzzle cube...
If, you can beat me
in a staring contest.
Pffft!
Step aside, fellas!
I can handle this one.
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
The rules are simple:
We'll count down from three,
and the first kid to blink
or break eye contact loses.
Yeah, yeah.
How about you stop
covering your eyes
so we can get
this over with...
[ Grimaces ]
Are you ready?
Three...
ta-hoo...
one.
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
♪
[ Thinking ] This isn't
an ordinary staring contest...
[ Thinking ]
I can see your ancestors.
And they're all very
disappointed in you.
Noooooooo!
Ughhh...
I'm... I'm too scared
to open my eyes.
How boring.
You couldn't even make it
to the first hour mark.
So, which of you is going
to challenge me next?
Oh don't look at me!
My eyes aren't even
fully formed yet!
No eye whites!
[ Laughs nervously ]
It's a problem,
I can't see a lot of colors.
What a shame.
How about you?
No? Can't even
look me in the eye?
Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Listen here,
Stare Master!
Uh... No, no,
she's over here.
Oh, thank you...
Listen here,
Stare Master!
My friend Craig here has taken
down bigger kids than you!
He's going to beat you
at a staring contest
and stare that cube
right off of your ear!
When
I'm done training!
Yeah!
Then you'll see!
That puzzle cube will be
as good as ours!
Hoo hoo hoo
hoo hoo hoo.
Very well then.
I'll be back in a few days
once you've finished
your meager training.
I look forward to
our match...
Craig of the Creek.
[ Whimpers ] I know we need all
of the cubes to complete the map
to the heart
of the forest, but...
I don't know
if I can do this.
Sure you can!
JP and I are going to train you
into a staring champion!
If he ever decides to
show up...
JP: Guys!
You're late, JP!
I know, I'm sorry...
But I had to pick up a friend!
It better not be that shirt
in the wind.
Uh, I think you're tryin'
to say Invisible Kid.
Okay, so I was tryin' to lure
out the Invisible Kid
with a pair of shorts,
but I lost 'em somehow.
So I was searchin' for them
in the bushes,
and that's when I found...
This little guy!
Oooohh!
I'm callin' him
Mr. Punches,
'cause he keeps making fists
with his tiny little hands!
Ohhh, I could look
at him all day.
After our training, Craig,
you just might be able to.
- Hm!
- ♪ You got the spirit of a fighter ♪
♪ I can see it in your eyes ♪
♪ Let loose like
a caged animal ♪
- ♪ Release the beast that lives inside ♪
- [ Screams ]
♪ You gotta rise above the rest ♪
♪ You're gonna do it
'cause you're the best ♪
♪ Look inside your heart
you'll see ♪
♪ That no one stands a chance ♪
♪ You gotta rise
above the rest ♪
♪ You're gonna do it
'cause you're the best ♪
♪ And you'll be victorious ♪
Bernard: Craig!
Mom said close the freezer,
you're wasting electricity!
Aw, come on!
- ♪ So victorious ♪
- Kelsey: Alright, Craig...
Are you ready
for the final test?
It's the hardest one yet.
I can handle it.
Do it, JP!
And now, the debate club
will begin, uh, debate
over whether or not
debate club is, uhh, boring.
- On my left debating the debate that
- Ughhhh, I can't watch this!
- Kelsey! Look at him!
- debate club is boring...
And now, uhh, let the great
debate, uhh, over debate...
Debate.
Hah, he's ready.
[♪]
Well well well,
you showed up after all.
And here I was thinking
you didn't have the eyeballs.
Oh, I've got eyeballs...
Two of them.
Careful, Craig.
You don't wanna pull
an eyelid.
I'm here!
Well!
Now look who's tardy
to the party.
Sorry, guys. There was an
evil-looking crow
hanging around the trash
cans outside my house.
Luckily Mortimer scared them off
with his powerful sonic blast.
Well, I'm glad you're here.
Because this match is going
to be over in a blink.
Yes... that's generally
how this goes.
Are you sure you've had
enough time to train?
Oh yeah, I'm ready.
But are you ready to lose
that puzzle cube?
Hmph...
I don't see that happening.
Guys, don't let anything
distract me.
I need pure concentration
for this.
We've got your back,
Craig!
Yeah, we'll keep...
Watch! Wink!
Heh...
But don't wink.
Same rules as before.
First kid to break eye contact,
blink, or expire loses.
Three... two...
One... go.
♪
Well, well. Looks like
that training paid off.
You're already doing better
than your little friend did.
But just so you know, the first
few minutes are the easy part.
Heh, I can do this all day.
As long as nothing breaks
Craig's concentration,
the cube
is as good as ours!
Ahhhh!
Wren! What is it? What are you doing here?
Everybody
run for your lives!
Uh-oh.
Sounds like trouble.
Maybe you should look.
The slime-speriments
have gone awry!
Slime is taking over
the creek!
Come on,
you can take a peek.
It's just a little slime...
How bad could it be?
Aaah! It's everywhere!
It's radioactive!
Mr. Punches!
Where are you?!
He was sitting on my head!
Where did he go?!
Oh no! Mr. Punches is
being engulfed by slime!
My baby!
No!
Well, nothing I can do now.
Wait! The slime is reacting
to his body... it's glowing!
Mr. Punches is evolving
before my very eyes!
♪ Mr. Punches,
he loves punchin' ♪
Where'd he get
those muscles?!
♪ Mr. Punches gotta punch! ♪
Where'd he get
that skateboard?!
Oh that sounds like something
you don't see everyday, hmm?
So what? I've seen
a big salamander before.
- What's the big deal?
- Mr. Punches: What's up, humanoids!
He can talk!
Wanna see me do a kick flip?
Whoa a a a a!
Go on, turn your head.
It's cool...
Somebody probably got it
on their phone!
JP, are you
getting this?!
Nah! I'm just
livin' in the moment!
Wooo!
Grrrrrr...
Wait...
What's that in the sky?
Oh no! The crow from earlier!
It's back!
And it brought
a whole murder of crows!
Somebody help!
A close friend of mine, help!
Don't you want to help
your friends?
Ehhh, I'm sure
they'll figure it out.
Mr. Punches: Don't worry, dad!
I'll save you, bro!
See. Mr. Punches
will give them a stern
talking to
and set them straight.
- Take your caw and pop-shove it!
- ♪ Mr. Punches, he loves punchin' ♪
- Hyah! Yah!
- Hah!
Get 'em,
Mr. Punches!
Get him with your sick
once-in-a-lifetime-to-see moves!
Aww, come on!
Fine then. Guess I'll just have
to turn up the heat.
[ Flash! ]
You've put up a valiant effort,
but it's over.
Just blink and save yourself.
No...
We've worked so hard!
I can't give up!
I have to do this!
[ Power building ]
[ Zapping ]
[♪]
Invisible Kid?
Invisible Kid?!
They're here?! Where?!
They're the only thing
my eyes haven't seen!
Ah!
I-I looked away.
Ahh, I-I won...
Ahh...
Ahhhhhh...
And now, I can finally
close my eyes and sleep.
[♪]
Mr. Punches: Well, looks like
my work here is done.
Now I gotta Ollie out
and travel the world!
JP: Bye, son!
Oh hey, Craig.
You did it, Craig!
We got the puzzle cube!
Wait! Mr. Punches!
I wanna see you
do a kick flip!
♪ Mr. Punches,
he loves punchin' ♪
♪ Mr. Punches gotta punch! ♪
♪ Mr. Punches,
he loves punchin' ♪
♪ Mr. Punches gotta punch! ♪
♪ Mr. Punches,
he loves punchin' ♪
♪ Punches gotta punch! ♪
when the danger overwhelms ♪
♪ And the mysteries
are piled high? ♪
♪ Who's gonna be around,
never gonna let you down ♪
♪ When you're on a wild ride? ♪
♪ Your friends are
always by your side ♪
♪ It's Craig of the Creek,
he's gonna save the day ♪
♪ It's Craig of the Creek,
he's gonna save the day ♪
♪ It's Craig of the Creek ♪
*CRAIG OF THE CREEK*
[♪] Season 04 Episode 24
Episode Title: "My Stare Lady"
Ugh, what a bust!
Aired on: July 14, 2022.
We spent the whole day
searching for nothing!
But we were so close
this time!
I swear!
I dunno, JP.
I don't think this
Invisible Kid is real.
I know what I saw, man!
Nothin'.
I'm pretty sure it was just an
old T-shirt blowing in the wind.
JP, it's nearly impossible
for there to be
an Invisible Kid
out here.
They'd either need
a ring of power
or to have been cursed
by a cranky old toad.
It's science.
Well that science
is a load of pish-posh!
Alliance of Science?
Salutations,
stump kids.
That's a lot of equipment
you got there.
We're going to the other side
of the Creek
to conduct experiments
with the slime kids.
And create a polymer so gooey,
it will rival snot itself!
All we need is
a few slime samples...
And also a slime kid
or two.
You're gonna take a whole kid?
Oh, we're just going
to pick their minds.
And the rest
of their organs!
Whoops!
We better get going!
Byyye!
- Wha-?!
- Whoa! - [ Staff clatters ]
Hello, Craig, Kelsey, JP.
I've been waiting for you.
Do we know you?
No, but I know
all about you three.
And I know you've been
collecting these.
[ Sparkles ]
[ Trio gasps ]
A puzzle cube!
I knew it was only a matter
of time
before you tried to get mine.
So I figured I'd save us all the
trouble and come here myself.
Who... are you?
[ Scoffs ]
Just call me the Stare Master.
[ Squawks ]
Not yet, Mortimer...
I sense a back story.
There were once many
Stare Masters,
and I was but a pupil
of the pupil arts.
I learned all I could
from my teachers,
and then I defeated each one
in eye-to-eye combat,
until I held this.
Well, thanks for goin' through
all that trouble for us.
We will now take the cube...
from you...?
I'd be happy to give you
my puzzle cube...
If, you can beat me
in a staring contest.
Pffft!
Step aside, fellas!
I can handle this one.
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
The rules are simple:
We'll count down from three,
and the first kid to blink
or break eye contact loses.
Yeah, yeah.
How about you stop
covering your eyes
so we can get
this over with...
[ Grimaces ]
Are you ready?
Three...
ta-hoo...
one.
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
♪
[ Thinking ] This isn't
an ordinary staring contest...
[ Thinking ]
I can see your ancestors.
And they're all very
disappointed in you.
Noooooooo!
Ughhh...
I'm... I'm too scared
to open my eyes.
How boring.
You couldn't even make it
to the first hour mark.
So, which of you is going
to challenge me next?
Oh don't look at me!
My eyes aren't even
fully formed yet!
No eye whites!
[ Laughs nervously ]
It's a problem,
I can't see a lot of colors.
What a shame.
How about you?
No? Can't even
look me in the eye?
Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Listen here,
Stare Master!
Uh... No, no,
she's over here.
Oh, thank you...
Listen here,
Stare Master!
My friend Craig here has taken
down bigger kids than you!
He's going to beat you
at a staring contest
and stare that cube
right off of your ear!
When
I'm done training!
Yeah!
Then you'll see!
That puzzle cube will be
as good as ours!
Hoo hoo hoo
hoo hoo hoo.
Very well then.
I'll be back in a few days
once you've finished
your meager training.
I look forward to
our match...
Craig of the Creek.
[ Whimpers ] I know we need all
of the cubes to complete the map
to the heart
of the forest, but...
I don't know
if I can do this.
Sure you can!
JP and I are going to train you
into a staring champion!
If he ever decides to
show up...
JP: Guys!
You're late, JP!
I know, I'm sorry...
But I had to pick up a friend!
It better not be that shirt
in the wind.
Uh, I think you're tryin'
to say Invisible Kid.
Okay, so I was tryin' to lure
out the Invisible Kid
with a pair of shorts,
but I lost 'em somehow.
So I was searchin' for them
in the bushes,
and that's when I found...
This little guy!
Oooohh!
I'm callin' him
Mr. Punches,
'cause he keeps making fists
with his tiny little hands!
Ohhh, I could look
at him all day.
After our training, Craig,
you just might be able to.
- Hm!
- ♪ You got the spirit of a fighter ♪
♪ I can see it in your eyes ♪
♪ Let loose like
a caged animal ♪
- ♪ Release the beast that lives inside ♪
- [ Screams ]
♪ You gotta rise above the rest ♪
♪ You're gonna do it
'cause you're the best ♪
♪ Look inside your heart
you'll see ♪
♪ That no one stands a chance ♪
♪ You gotta rise
above the rest ♪
♪ You're gonna do it
'cause you're the best ♪
♪ And you'll be victorious ♪
Bernard: Craig!
Mom said close the freezer,
you're wasting electricity!
Aw, come on!
- ♪ So victorious ♪
- Kelsey: Alright, Craig...
Are you ready
for the final test?
It's the hardest one yet.
I can handle it.
Do it, JP!
And now, the debate club
will begin, uh, debate
over whether or not
debate club is, uhh, boring.
- On my left debating the debate that
- Ughhhh, I can't watch this!
- Kelsey! Look at him!
- debate club is boring...
And now, uhh, let the great
debate, uhh, over debate...
Debate.
Hah, he's ready.
[♪]
Well well well,
you showed up after all.
And here I was thinking
you didn't have the eyeballs.
Oh, I've got eyeballs...
Two of them.
Careful, Craig.
You don't wanna pull
an eyelid.
I'm here!
Well!
Now look who's tardy
to the party.
Sorry, guys. There was an
evil-looking crow
hanging around the trash
cans outside my house.
Luckily Mortimer scared them off
with his powerful sonic blast.
Well, I'm glad you're here.
Because this match is going
to be over in a blink.
Yes... that's generally
how this goes.
Are you sure you've had
enough time to train?
Oh yeah, I'm ready.
But are you ready to lose
that puzzle cube?
Hmph...
I don't see that happening.
Guys, don't let anything
distract me.
I need pure concentration
for this.
We've got your back,
Craig!
Yeah, we'll keep...
Watch! Wink!
Heh...
But don't wink.
Same rules as before.
First kid to break eye contact,
blink, or expire loses.
Three... two...
One... go.
♪
Well, well. Looks like
that training paid off.
You're already doing better
than your little friend did.
But just so you know, the first
few minutes are the easy part.
Heh, I can do this all day.
As long as nothing breaks
Craig's concentration,
the cube
is as good as ours!
Ahhhh!
Wren! What is it? What are you doing here?
Everybody
run for your lives!
Uh-oh.
Sounds like trouble.
Maybe you should look.
The slime-speriments
have gone awry!
Slime is taking over
the creek!
Come on,
you can take a peek.
It's just a little slime...
How bad could it be?
Aaah! It's everywhere!
It's radioactive!
Mr. Punches!
Where are you?!
He was sitting on my head!
Where did he go?!
Oh no! Mr. Punches is
being engulfed by slime!
My baby!
No!
Well, nothing I can do now.
Wait! The slime is reacting
to his body... it's glowing!
Mr. Punches is evolving
before my very eyes!
♪ Mr. Punches,
he loves punchin' ♪
Where'd he get
those muscles?!
♪ Mr. Punches gotta punch! ♪
Where'd he get
that skateboard?!
Oh that sounds like something
you don't see everyday, hmm?
So what? I've seen
a big salamander before.
- What's the big deal?
- Mr. Punches: What's up, humanoids!
He can talk!
Wanna see me do a kick flip?
Whoa a a a a!
Go on, turn your head.
It's cool...
Somebody probably got it
on their phone!
JP, are you
getting this?!
Nah! I'm just
livin' in the moment!
Wooo!
Grrrrrr...
Wait...
What's that in the sky?
Oh no! The crow from earlier!
It's back!
And it brought
a whole murder of crows!
Somebody help!
A close friend of mine, help!
Don't you want to help
your friends?
Ehhh, I'm sure
they'll figure it out.
Mr. Punches: Don't worry, dad!
I'll save you, bro!
See. Mr. Punches
will give them a stern
talking to
and set them straight.
- Take your caw and pop-shove it!
- ♪ Mr. Punches, he loves punchin' ♪
- Hyah! Yah!
- Hah!
Get 'em,
Mr. Punches!
Get him with your sick
once-in-a-lifetime-to-see moves!
Aww, come on!
Fine then. Guess I'll just have
to turn up the heat.
[ Flash! ]
You've put up a valiant effort,
but it's over.
Just blink and save yourself.
No...
We've worked so hard!
I can't give up!
I have to do this!
[ Power building ]
[ Zapping ]
[♪]
Invisible Kid?
Invisible Kid?!
They're here?! Where?!
They're the only thing
my eyes haven't seen!
Ah!
I-I looked away.
Ahh, I-I won...
Ahh...
Ahhhhhh...
And now, I can finally
close my eyes and sleep.
[♪]
Mr. Punches: Well, looks like
my work here is done.
Now I gotta Ollie out
and travel the world!
JP: Bye, son!
Oh hey, Craig.
You did it, Craig!
We got the puzzle cube!
Wait! Mr. Punches!
I wanna see you
do a kick flip!
♪ Mr. Punches,
he loves punchin' ♪
♪ Mr. Punches gotta punch! ♪
♪ Mr. Punches,
he loves punchin' ♪
♪ Mr. Punches gotta punch! ♪
♪ Mr. Punches,
he loves punchin' ♪
♪ Punches gotta punch! ♪