Craig of the Creek (2018–…): Season 4, Episode 21 - The Champion's Hike - full transcript
Craig joins his former enemies, the Champions of the Other Side of the Creek, on a hike to a secret waterfall.
♪ Who's gonna help
when the danger overwhelms ♪
♪ And the mysteries
are piled high? ♪
♪ Who's gonna be around,
never gonna let you down ♪
♪ When you're on a wild ride? ♪
♪ Your friends are
always by your side ♪
♪ It's Craig of the Creek,
he's gonna save the day ♪
♪ It's Craig of the Creek,
he's gonna save the day ♪
♪ It's Craig of the Creek ♪
*CRAIG OF THE CREEK*
*CRAIG OF THE CREEK*
Season 04 Episode 11
[♪] Episode Title:
"The Champion's Hike"
Aired on:
July 11, 2022.
Okay... 47!
Wow!
You're right!
Okay, what number
am I thinking of now?
And don't guess 10!
Alrighty, I'm fully packed
and ready to go.
Y'know? To go on that hike?
With the... With the champions
of the other side of the Creek?
Mm-hmm, we know.
You've been telling us
about it
since they asked you
last week.
- 10.
- What?
Ugh! Okay.
What number am I
thinking of now?
And it's not just
to any location.
It's like some super cool hike
with a waterfall
that's hidden deep
in the Creek.
So naturally,
moi was invited to map it
with my super map skills
to pay the bills.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, have fun,
don't embarrass yourself.
Okay, now!
Embarrass myself?
How would I embarrass myself?
Well, to be fair,
the champions are super cool,
and you don't know
how to wear a purse.
It's called a life hack!
[ Cellphone vibrates ]
"Yo, dude, we're gonna
head out soon.
- [ Notification sounds ]
- Get over here, nerd"?
Well, huh, hm,
didn't need to say that.
Okay!
I'll text you guys later!
- Okay, we love you!
- Okay, bye, have fun!
Don't make us look bad. Bye!
8,456.
Get out of my head!
[♪]
- We need to, uh...
- Craig: Hey, Aggie!
Hey, Keun-Sup!
- Hey, Craig!
- You're just in time.
Jackie's saying
goodbye to his dad,
and then we'll hit the trail!
[♪]
What's up, Jackie?
Check this out, y'all.
I got everything we need
for the hike and more.
I packed a couple of medical
supplies in case of emergencies,
some granola bars
and Choco rolls
in case we get hungry,
and, of course, a bunch
of markers to map the hike.
If you... If you still
want me to, of course.
Uh, sure,
knock yourself out.
We know the way
already, though.
We used to sneak away
and do this hike
while Xavier was king,
and we were his champions.
I can't believe
he used to think we all
had dentist's appointments
at the same time.
Yeah, but now
that Xavier's gone,
we don't have to keep it
a secret no-mo!
[ Chuckles ] Cool!
W-Well, I guess we should
be on our...
Maya, what are you
doing here?
Dude, you really gotta
stop doing that
when we run into each other.
Do what?
Craig:
I think I can take on...
Maya?
She's here!
[ Humming ] Maya!
Well, I guess we should
be on our...
Maya, what are you
doing here?
What?
That never happens.
That one literally
just happened.
I dunno what
you're talking about.
Besides,
what are you doing here?
This hike is invite only.
Well, well, well,
look who finally decided
to accept our invitation...
The great
and Almighty Maya.
Maya, you ding dong!
You're not gonna rat us out
to Xavier, are you?
Pfft, those days are over.
I've got a lot
of free time now.
C'mon, Craig, we're
losing daylight.
Yeah!
Let's get a move on!
Uh, I'm coming! Wait up!
Craig: So, what's
this waterfall like?
You just gotta see it
for yourself.
Once we get there,
it's gonna blow your mind.
If you think that'll blow
his mind, wait until he sees
the jump that I'm gonna do
when we get there!
W-Wait, jump?
Yeah! That's how we're
gonna end the hike!
We're gonna jump
into the lake below
to prove our worthiness
as champions.
And also we're usually
super sweaty by that point
and could use the rinse.
I told you that earlier,
didn't I?
Oh, r-right, right,
I remember!
Yeah, I wanna jump.
You know Craiggy be jumpin'!
- [ Video game sound effect ]
- [ Chuckles nervously ]
Um... Okay.
[ Sighs ]
Why'd you do that, Craig?
You're embarrassing yourself!
Hey, guys. We made it
to the speed hill zone!
Hey. You wanna...
Race?
[ Grunts ]
Last one to the top
is a slug butt!
Oh, you're on!
- [ Shouting ]
- Huh?
[ Shouts, grunts ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Twinkle ]
Whoa!
[♪]
Haha! Yeah!
Ha-ha!
Made it!
[ Gasps ] What?
Heh.
Smell ya later!
[ Grunting ]
[ Groans, grunts ]
[ Groans ]
Should've brought a rope.
[ Groans ] Uh, thanks.
Nice of ya to finally
join us, slug butt. [ Laughs ]
Well, I ain't super-powered
like you guys.
Well, you're in luck, Craig.
Because this hug enormous tree
is where we got our powers.
[ Tree rattles ]
Really?
It's a dum-dum fruit.
We each ate one of these
and were gifted
with our super speed,
aim, and strength.
Should I eat this?
Do it, Craig.
Eat the pine cone.
Become absolutely yoked
like your father before you.
Yes! I'll eat you whole!
No!
Dude, I was joking!
Don't eat that.
It's a pine cone, man!
Yeah, I can't believe
you believed a pine cone
would give you
super powers.
Uh, you tried
to eat one, too,
when I told you the story.
No, I did eat one.
And it was not good.
- [ Laughs ] Yeah.
- [ Gulps ]
You had pine butt
for a week!
It's not funny!
I got sap
all over my underwear!
Hmm.
[♪]
Hey, Craig!
Catch up already!
Sorry! I was finishing up
drawing the pine cone tree
on the map.
Uh, check it out!
I'll look at it later.
Check this out instead!
Whoa.
Who knew your side
of the Creek
was so beautiful!
We did. We knew.
It rocks!
[ Tummy gurgles ]
Yeah, I'm kind
of hungry, too.
Oh-oh-oh!
I've got some snacks here!
Lots of snacks!
I guess we could slow down
the pace for ya.
Pssh, don't act like
you're not hungry, too, Aggie.
Ha, you're right.
[ Tummy growls ]
You're a life saver, Craig!
Man, I'm so hungry,
I could eat a horse!
Well, I'm so hungry,
I could eat an elephant!
[♪]
Man, a whale?
Get out of here with that.
You all think way too small.
I'm so hungry I could eat
all those animals.
Just stack 'em up in a sandwich,
top 'em with some mustard...
Mwah!
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughs awkwardly ]
I'm so hungry,
I could eat all of you guys.
[ Laughs ]
There'd be nothing left,
except your bones!
[ Laughs maniacally ]
He, uh, said he wants
to eat us.
Aggie: Dude, this kid
will eat anything.
So, uh, how 'bout
that nature, huh?
The waterfall's
just up ahead, Craig!
Almost time
for the big jump!
Race ya! Vroom!
Hey, Craig, whatcha
doin' back here?
You all right? Why aren't
you screaming, "Maya!"
In my face?
[ Sighs ]
I don't even know
why I'm here.
I'm not some... some
super strong, thrill seeker
like the rest of you.
Like, don't get me wrong,
I'm excited that I got asked
to hang with you,
even if it's
just to map this trail.
But [Sighs] I just feel
like I don't fit in,
like I'm not worthy of hanging
with the champions.
Wow.
Now I know why you got
that big head!
It's full of dumb ideas.
Kidding... kidding.
All right,
your mapping skills...
Above average, okay?
But the guys, Keun-Sup,
Jackie, and Aggie,
they didn't invite you
just to map the trail.
They like you for who you are
and wanted to hang out with you.
You don't have to eat some pine
cone or jump off a waterfall
to prove that you're
something you're not.
Anyone who makes you feel
like you have to impress them
aren't good, real friends.
You mean like you and Xavier?
Look, it took me a while
to figure that out,
so I'm trying
to save you the trouble.
Trust me, Craig,
just be yourself,
and your big map melon head
will be fine.
Oh. Thanks, Maya.
Don't mention it.
For real.
Keun-Sup:
C'mon, ya' slug butts!
We're here!
Whoa!
Well, this is it.
The moment of truth.
Time for the jump to prove
to ourselves
and the world we truly
are the champions!
[ Chuckles ] So,
who wants to go first?
Uh, I-I thought
you were going first?
[ Chuckles ]
Oh, well, you know,
I-I gotta stretch
and mentally prepare myself!
[ Grunts ] It's...
It's been a while.
Right, right.
Might as well just double check
for rocks below...
Yep, no rocks.
And we know the water
is deep enough to jump into.
Uh, Craig!
Craig, do you want
to do the honors?
Uh...
[♪]
Thanks, but I-I'm not
the daredevil you guys are.
I think I'm gonna
sit this one out.
Same here.
You guys are wild
for this one.
I don't want my hair
to get wet
so I'm gonna kick it
back here with Craig.
Yeah. You know, I-I left
my swimming outfit in my bike,
so I-I'll just stay
here with you, Craig.
Take in the view.
Yeah. Normally I don't like
sitting still,
but that sounds good to me.
And besides,
someone has to be ready
to call the ambulance, right?
Wha...
Why would you say that?
Uh, y'know,
I was just, uh...
'Cause you guys
are slug butts.
[ Chuckles ] Well-played!
[ All gasp ]
Jackie!
♪ Woke up in the morning ♪
♪ Opened up my eyes
to a beautiful day ♪
Oh, he made it.
- And done.
- ♪ I barely put my shoes on ♪
Another Creek landmark
enshrined forever in marker
by the Craiggy boy.
Man, you are weird.
I thought you liked me
for who I am?
I said they liked you.
Me, I'm still on the fence.
What?
[ Chuckles ]
Hey! Let's get a pic!
♪ Bring the cooler
down to the ocean ♪
♪ The sun shining
and the air feels amazing ♪
♪ The summer's over,
but we still got the weekend ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ How can it be ♪
♪ That the world of my dreams ♪
♪ Was just right there
all along ♪
♪ In front of me ♪
[♪]
♪ In front of me ♪
Just like I drew it.
when the danger overwhelms ♪
♪ And the mysteries
are piled high? ♪
♪ Who's gonna be around,
never gonna let you down ♪
♪ When you're on a wild ride? ♪
♪ Your friends are
always by your side ♪
♪ It's Craig of the Creek,
he's gonna save the day ♪
♪ It's Craig of the Creek,
he's gonna save the day ♪
♪ It's Craig of the Creek ♪
*CRAIG OF THE CREEK*
*CRAIG OF THE CREEK*
Season 04 Episode 11
[♪] Episode Title:
"The Champion's Hike"
Aired on:
July 11, 2022.
Okay... 47!
Wow!
You're right!
Okay, what number
am I thinking of now?
And don't guess 10!
Alrighty, I'm fully packed
and ready to go.
Y'know? To go on that hike?
With the... With the champions
of the other side of the Creek?
Mm-hmm, we know.
You've been telling us
about it
since they asked you
last week.
- 10.
- What?
Ugh! Okay.
What number am I
thinking of now?
And it's not just
to any location.
It's like some super cool hike
with a waterfall
that's hidden deep
in the Creek.
So naturally,
moi was invited to map it
with my super map skills
to pay the bills.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, have fun,
don't embarrass yourself.
Okay, now!
Embarrass myself?
How would I embarrass myself?
Well, to be fair,
the champions are super cool,
and you don't know
how to wear a purse.
It's called a life hack!
[ Cellphone vibrates ]
"Yo, dude, we're gonna
head out soon.
- [ Notification sounds ]
- Get over here, nerd"?
Well, huh, hm,
didn't need to say that.
Okay!
I'll text you guys later!
- Okay, we love you!
- Okay, bye, have fun!
Don't make us look bad. Bye!
8,456.
Get out of my head!
[♪]
- We need to, uh...
- Craig: Hey, Aggie!
Hey, Keun-Sup!
- Hey, Craig!
- You're just in time.
Jackie's saying
goodbye to his dad,
and then we'll hit the trail!
[♪]
What's up, Jackie?
Check this out, y'all.
I got everything we need
for the hike and more.
I packed a couple of medical
supplies in case of emergencies,
some granola bars
and Choco rolls
in case we get hungry,
and, of course, a bunch
of markers to map the hike.
If you... If you still
want me to, of course.
Uh, sure,
knock yourself out.
We know the way
already, though.
We used to sneak away
and do this hike
while Xavier was king,
and we were his champions.
I can't believe
he used to think we all
had dentist's appointments
at the same time.
Yeah, but now
that Xavier's gone,
we don't have to keep it
a secret no-mo!
[ Chuckles ] Cool!
W-Well, I guess we should
be on our...
Maya, what are you
doing here?
Dude, you really gotta
stop doing that
when we run into each other.
Do what?
Craig:
I think I can take on...
Maya?
She's here!
[ Humming ] Maya!
Well, I guess we should
be on our...
Maya, what are you
doing here?
What?
That never happens.
That one literally
just happened.
I dunno what
you're talking about.
Besides,
what are you doing here?
This hike is invite only.
Well, well, well,
look who finally decided
to accept our invitation...
The great
and Almighty Maya.
Maya, you ding dong!
You're not gonna rat us out
to Xavier, are you?
Pfft, those days are over.
I've got a lot
of free time now.
C'mon, Craig, we're
losing daylight.
Yeah!
Let's get a move on!
Uh, I'm coming! Wait up!
Craig: So, what's
this waterfall like?
You just gotta see it
for yourself.
Once we get there,
it's gonna blow your mind.
If you think that'll blow
his mind, wait until he sees
the jump that I'm gonna do
when we get there!
W-Wait, jump?
Yeah! That's how we're
gonna end the hike!
We're gonna jump
into the lake below
to prove our worthiness
as champions.
And also we're usually
super sweaty by that point
and could use the rinse.
I told you that earlier,
didn't I?
Oh, r-right, right,
I remember!
Yeah, I wanna jump.
You know Craiggy be jumpin'!
- [ Video game sound effect ]
- [ Chuckles nervously ]
Um... Okay.
[ Sighs ]
Why'd you do that, Craig?
You're embarrassing yourself!
Hey, guys. We made it
to the speed hill zone!
Hey. You wanna...
Race?
[ Grunts ]
Last one to the top
is a slug butt!
Oh, you're on!
- [ Shouting ]
- Huh?
[ Shouts, grunts ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Twinkle ]
Whoa!
[♪]
Haha! Yeah!
Ha-ha!
Made it!
[ Gasps ] What?
Heh.
Smell ya later!
[ Grunting ]
[ Groans, grunts ]
[ Groans ]
Should've brought a rope.
[ Groans ] Uh, thanks.
Nice of ya to finally
join us, slug butt. [ Laughs ]
Well, I ain't super-powered
like you guys.
Well, you're in luck, Craig.
Because this hug enormous tree
is where we got our powers.
[ Tree rattles ]
Really?
It's a dum-dum fruit.
We each ate one of these
and were gifted
with our super speed,
aim, and strength.
Should I eat this?
Do it, Craig.
Eat the pine cone.
Become absolutely yoked
like your father before you.
Yes! I'll eat you whole!
No!
Dude, I was joking!
Don't eat that.
It's a pine cone, man!
Yeah, I can't believe
you believed a pine cone
would give you
super powers.
Uh, you tried
to eat one, too,
when I told you the story.
No, I did eat one.
And it was not good.
- [ Laughs ] Yeah.
- [ Gulps ]
You had pine butt
for a week!
It's not funny!
I got sap
all over my underwear!
Hmm.
[♪]
Hey, Craig!
Catch up already!
Sorry! I was finishing up
drawing the pine cone tree
on the map.
Uh, check it out!
I'll look at it later.
Check this out instead!
Whoa.
Who knew your side
of the Creek
was so beautiful!
We did. We knew.
It rocks!
[ Tummy gurgles ]
Yeah, I'm kind
of hungry, too.
Oh-oh-oh!
I've got some snacks here!
Lots of snacks!
I guess we could slow down
the pace for ya.
Pssh, don't act like
you're not hungry, too, Aggie.
Ha, you're right.
[ Tummy growls ]
You're a life saver, Craig!
Man, I'm so hungry,
I could eat a horse!
Well, I'm so hungry,
I could eat an elephant!
[♪]
Man, a whale?
Get out of here with that.
You all think way too small.
I'm so hungry I could eat
all those animals.
Just stack 'em up in a sandwich,
top 'em with some mustard...
Mwah!
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughs awkwardly ]
I'm so hungry,
I could eat all of you guys.
[ Laughs ]
There'd be nothing left,
except your bones!
[ Laughs maniacally ]
He, uh, said he wants
to eat us.
Aggie: Dude, this kid
will eat anything.
So, uh, how 'bout
that nature, huh?
The waterfall's
just up ahead, Craig!
Almost time
for the big jump!
Race ya! Vroom!
Hey, Craig, whatcha
doin' back here?
You all right? Why aren't
you screaming, "Maya!"
In my face?
[ Sighs ]
I don't even know
why I'm here.
I'm not some... some
super strong, thrill seeker
like the rest of you.
Like, don't get me wrong,
I'm excited that I got asked
to hang with you,
even if it's
just to map this trail.
But [Sighs] I just feel
like I don't fit in,
like I'm not worthy of hanging
with the champions.
Wow.
Now I know why you got
that big head!
It's full of dumb ideas.
Kidding... kidding.
All right,
your mapping skills...
Above average, okay?
But the guys, Keun-Sup,
Jackie, and Aggie,
they didn't invite you
just to map the trail.
They like you for who you are
and wanted to hang out with you.
You don't have to eat some pine
cone or jump off a waterfall
to prove that you're
something you're not.
Anyone who makes you feel
like you have to impress them
aren't good, real friends.
You mean like you and Xavier?
Look, it took me a while
to figure that out,
so I'm trying
to save you the trouble.
Trust me, Craig,
just be yourself,
and your big map melon head
will be fine.
Oh. Thanks, Maya.
Don't mention it.
For real.
Keun-Sup:
C'mon, ya' slug butts!
We're here!
Whoa!
Well, this is it.
The moment of truth.
Time for the jump to prove
to ourselves
and the world we truly
are the champions!
[ Chuckles ] So,
who wants to go first?
Uh, I-I thought
you were going first?
[ Chuckles ]
Oh, well, you know,
I-I gotta stretch
and mentally prepare myself!
[ Grunts ] It's...
It's been a while.
Right, right.
Might as well just double check
for rocks below...
Yep, no rocks.
And we know the water
is deep enough to jump into.
Uh, Craig!
Craig, do you want
to do the honors?
Uh...
[♪]
Thanks, but I-I'm not
the daredevil you guys are.
I think I'm gonna
sit this one out.
Same here.
You guys are wild
for this one.
I don't want my hair
to get wet
so I'm gonna kick it
back here with Craig.
Yeah. You know, I-I left
my swimming outfit in my bike,
so I-I'll just stay
here with you, Craig.
Take in the view.
Yeah. Normally I don't like
sitting still,
but that sounds good to me.
And besides,
someone has to be ready
to call the ambulance, right?
Wha...
Why would you say that?
Uh, y'know,
I was just, uh...
'Cause you guys
are slug butts.
[ Chuckles ] Well-played!
[ All gasp ]
Jackie!
♪ Woke up in the morning ♪
♪ Opened up my eyes
to a beautiful day ♪
Oh, he made it.
- And done.
- ♪ I barely put my shoes on ♪
Another Creek landmark
enshrined forever in marker
by the Craiggy boy.
Man, you are weird.
I thought you liked me
for who I am?
I said they liked you.
Me, I'm still on the fence.
What?
[ Chuckles ]
Hey! Let's get a pic!
♪ Bring the cooler
down to the ocean ♪
♪ The sun shining
and the air feels amazing ♪
♪ The summer's over,
but we still got the weekend ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ How can it be ♪
♪ That the world of my dreams ♪
♪ Was just right there
all along ♪
♪ In front of me ♪
[♪]
♪ In front of me ♪
Just like I drew it.