Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers (1988–1990): Season 3, Episode 1 - Zipper Come Home - full transcript

Zipper leaves the Rangers during a torrential rainstorm.

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Announcer: And here's
today's weather.

Yes, folks, today marks
the 30th day
of rain, rain, rain.

So if you want to stay dry,
stay inside.

(screaming)

(chattering)

Silence, my water beetles!

The time of
the Great Rain
is upon us.

The Great Green One
will come.

It is him!

Run for your lives!

Great Green One: Yuck!

Me tired of beetles.

Pa-tooie!

Bring me fly!

Fly, fly, big fly!

Bring me fly

Or die!

We must find a fly,

Or we are...

All: Doomed!

Doomed!

Doomed.

This is just great.

Another day
of doing absolutely,
positively nothing.

(all sigh)

There's got to be
something to do.

I don't think so, Dale.

We've already done
everything there is
to do around here

at least
three times.

This rain is gonna
make me walnuts.

Monty: Look out below!

(crash)

Sounds like Monteray's
in the kitchen again.

If I told you once,
I bet I told you twice.

Stay out of me way, okay?

Hey, Monteray,
whatcha cooking?

Oh no, you don't.
I'm cooking up a surprise,

so no fad gandering
'til I'm done.

Aw, come on, Monty,
Just a tiny peek?

-You want to help, Zipper?
-(squeaks)

Then guard the door.

(squeaks) Yes, sir!

I don't want
the likes of these snoops

sneakin' in here
'til I'm done.

(squeaks) Aah!

Oh boy. Oh boy.
I bet you Monty

is cooking up
something really delicious.

(squeaks)

Come on, Zipper,
let us take turns peeking.

We're really bored.

(squeaks) Nuh-uh!

I bet ya we can
get past you.

(squeaks) No way!

You're on!

(squeaks)
Hup, two, three, four.
About face!

Hup, two, three, four.

Chip and Dale: Pistachio!

-Wow!
-Waah!

That's one for Zipper.

(laughs)

Zipper, I thought
I told you to stay out

and guard the door
'til I was done!

(squeaks) But...

Monty:
Crikey, a chef just can't
get any privacy.

(squeaks) Aw.

So that's my plan

for getting past Zipper
and into the kitchen, guys.

What do you think?

Stupendous!
Brilliant! Incredible!

Don't you think blowing up
the whole door is a bit much?

Maybe, but it'll
certainly be effective.

Wait, Gadget.

Oh. Right. Zipper.

(squeaking)

-Gotcha.
-Now, Gadget.

Golly, that should
have worked.

(squeaks)

(explosion)

Jeepers.
A delayed reaction.

I wonder how
I did that?

Both: (gasp) Zipper!

Me triple-decker
frosted cheese
surprise, ruinated!

Monty:
What's with you
today, Zipper?

You're making a habit
out of getting in me way!

Monty:
Out, and stay out!

(sniff sniff)

You shouldn't have been
so hard on him, Monteray.

Yeah, he was just
playing with us.

If anything,
it's our fault.

Oh, he knows
I didn't mean it.

Being able to yelling
at one another is a...

the sign of a
good strong friendship.

Maybe sometimes, Monty,
but this time,
I think you're wrong.

Zipper looked
really hurt.

Nah. I know Zipper
like the palm of me paw.

He's probably
forgotten about it already.

(sniff sniff)

Monty: Zipper, pally.

I'm done with me latest
culinary masterpiece.

You wanna lick
the spoon?

Hmm, I wonder where he is.

-Fleas.
-(hiccup)

They just can't
hold their fruit.

(sighs)

(squeaks) Give me a core.

(squeak)

(squeaks) Another. Come on.

We come
to find a fly.

-Aw.
-Aw.

Now what we do?

We need big fat fly
and we need him fast.

Have faith, brother.

The Great Beetle
will provide.

Look!

A fly!
He not very big,

but he'll do
in a pinch.

Here, fly.

-(squeaks) Hi.
-Nice fly.

I don't understand it.
I've looked everywhere.

Where could the little
blighter be?

Maybe he ran away.

Ran away? What for?

Probably because
you were mean to him.

Me? Mean?

How?

You yelled at him when he was
only trying to help you out.

Right. That he was.

Strike me!

How could I be
so thick?

I told Zipper
to out and stay out,

And being the loyal that he is,
well, that's just what he did.

I've gotta find him.

Hold it, Monteray.
We'll go with you.

Thanks but
no thanks, Chipper.

It's me that
hurt Zipper's feelings,

so it's me who should
bring him back.

I am his best mate.

But where would
Zipper go?

I don't know.

Wait a minute.

I do know!
See you, mates!

Golly. Maybe he should have
taken a life preserver.

Uh!

Crikey, why couldn't Zipper
have run away on a nicer day.

Either there's a party
I don't know about,

or everyone left
in one bonzer hurry.

Hey, now, what's this?

It's Zipper's chef's hat.

And an apple core.
His favorite.

Zipper would never leave
one of these lying around.

Something musta happened.

Zipper!

Whoa!

Zipper! Where are you?

Lookie here.

Fly tracks!

Wait a minute.
Flies don't walk. They fly!

Something tells me
these tracks mean trouble

for my little Zipper.

(thunder)

Dale: Chip, I'm all for
following Monty, but...

this is getting
dangerous!

Dale's right, Chip.

We'll never find
Monty and Zipper in this.

Nonsense, Rangers.
Just keep your chins up
and your eyes peeled.

Chip: They've got to be
down there somewhere.

Hmm, these here tracks
lead right into
the drainage ditch.

Hey, Zipper!

You in there?

Whoa!

It's lucky I've got
perfect balance.

It's also lucky
I can...

swim!

Whoa.

I haven't had
a spin like that

since I took a wrong way
into a washing machine.

The tracks.

Don't you worry, Zipper.

Old Monteray's
hot on the trail.

Too-ra-loo.

Civilization.

I'd better be
cautious-like.

Uh-oh. Natives.

(sniff sniff)

Chee-yee-yee-yee-yeese!

No. (cough)

Don't do it, Monteray.
Not now.

You don't know what those
bug blokes are up to.

(straining)
Think of Zipper.

(heavy sigh)

Nothing like a bit of the old
Monteray Jack will power.

Chee-ee-ee-eese.

I want it. Give it to me.
I have to have it.

Ahh!

I don't believe me eyes.

(squeaking)

Zipper!

(squeaks) Monty!

Now, now, pally.

Let's not get
all emotional about this.

(honk honk)

Come on. Let's go.

I'll even let you help me
cook up a big homecoming meal.

(squeaks) What?

Cook?

Moi?

Grrr!

Easy, boys.

I don't mean you any harm.

I just came
to take me pally home.

Better get
Chief Beetlebreath.

I guess you don't exactly get
this kind of treatment at home.

(squeaks) Nope.

Does this mean you're
not coming home with me?

Uh-huh.

Then this is goodbye.

Sure you won't
change your mind?

I mean, I'm sorry for
yelling at you.

Bye-bye.

(laughs)

(squeaks)
Monty, wait!
It's a joke!

You don't
leave now, fly.

You about to be sacrificed

to the great god,
Ribbit.

(squeaks) Monty, help!

Chief: Eat!

Fatter you are,
more Ribbit will like.

(all chanting)
Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!

All: Thank you
for saving us.

Bye!

Lucky thing we came along
to help that family.

Sure was. Now we just need
a little more luck

to find Monteray
and Zipper.

Hmm, present cloud conditions

indicate our luck is just
about to run out, guys.

Why's that?

It's gonna start
pouring any minute.

Oh, no!
Then we'll never find them.

Wait a minute.

Gadget: Smoke signals,
and they're from Monty.

How can you tell, Gadget?

They have an
Australian accent.

Monty:
And so, after Zipper
said no to me,

I set sail back home.

Unfortunately, I got stranded
on this here island

when me shoe
sprung a leak.

And that's what happened.

Zipper's got himself
a new home now.

Aw, come on, Monty.

You and Zipper have been
friends for a long time.
He'll be back.

I don't think so, Chipper.

(crying) Them beetles
are keeping him happier
than a bug in a rug.

I'm sure if you
gave it another try,
he might change his mind.

Nah. It's no use,

but maybe if you guys
talk to him.

That's a great idea.
Come on. We'll convince him
to come home.

-Bye, Monty.
-See ya.

Bye. Bye-bye.

See you.

Crikey! Now I'm
marooned again.

There it is,
the beetle village.

My bugs,
it is time.

Time to give offering
to great god, Ribbit.

(all chanting)
Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!

Bring in fly.

(squeaks) Let go!

Let go!

Come on. We gotta
save him. Follow me.

Uh! Uh!

Ooh! Uh!

Tires away!

(all yelling)

Bl-bl-bl-bl! Nyah! Nyah! Nyah!
You missed us! You missed us!

(yelling)

Whoa! We must save
sacrificial fly.

(all grunting)

(squeaking)

(thunder)

Great. It's raining again.

Yeah.
And me without
my galoshes.

Swim fins would be
more appropriate, Dale.

Look.

Uh, no problem.
Monty will wonder
what happened to us.

I betcha he'll be
along any second. I hope.

I'm worried. They should've
been back by now.

Desperate times
demand desperate actions.

After all,
how many friends

can a bloke lose
in a day?

Oh, great Ribbit,

Here's fly
like you order.

(straining)

You know, guys,
given the circumference

of his cage and
the ratio of rising water,

we could be in trouble.

Both: Uh-huh.

Look! Out there!
It's a fish.

Chip:
No, it's more like
a torpedo.

Both: It's Monteray!

Golly, he shouldn't
be out swimming

on a day like this.

What are you in for,
mates?

Well, after a while,
we discovered that

Zipper wasn't really
happy being here at all.

I mean, he was happy at first,
but then he changed his mind.
Anyway--

Never mind about us, Monty.
You've got to save Zipper.

He's about
to be sacrificed.

Sacrificed? So that's why
those bugs were
fattening him up.

Good luck, Monty.

Yeah, and don't forget...

All: Come back soon.

(all chanting)
Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!

(chanting continues)

Ribbit?

What kind of
mumbo-jumbo is that?

(all chanting)
Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!

Crikies! They're gonna
feeding my pally

to an overgrown amphibian!

(bugs chanting)
Ribbit! Ribbit!

R-r-r-ribbit!

(laughs)

R-r-ribbit.

R-r-ribbit.

(screaming)

(laughing)

(squeaking)

Why, that slimy lump
of frog fat.

I'll show him
who's the bully.

Whoa!

Where my fly?

He puny fly.

I want big fly.

Sorry, Great Greenie.

Best we can do.

Grrr!

So, he wants
a big fly, eh?

Bah. Puny fly
do for now.

-(laughs)
-(squeaks)

(gulp)

Monty: Buzz!

Huh?

Zzz! Buzz!

Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
Buzz! Buzz!

Yum!

Big fly.

Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!

(squeaks)

(squeaks) Ah! Monty!

Beat it, Zipper.
I'm saving your life.

Now, out,
and stay out!

(squeaks) I'm not going!

Come on, pally.
It's my fault

you're in this mess
in the first place.

If one of us has to go,
it should be me.

(squeaks) No, me.

No, me.

(squeaks) No, me.

Go, puny fly.
You free.

(squeaks) But he's no fly.

What you mean,
he's no fly?

Yeah. Buzz, buzz.

Chief Beetlebreath
know a big fly
when he see one.

And so does Ribbit.

Golly, I just can't stop
worrying about Monty and Zipper.

Yeah, I hope
they're all right.

Me, too,

because if they're not,
we're doomed.

Uhh!

(gasps)

Ah...

Ah...

Ah... Ah-choo!

Grrr.

Come on, Zipper.
Let's teach this toad
a lesson.

(squeaks) All right!

Batter up!

Took that like
a real sport,
didn't he?

Ptewy! Rrrr!

Whoa!

This-a-way, Zipper.

Shh!

Aah!

What's the matter, froggie?

Monty:
Hood got your tongue?

(both laugh)

Looks like the
end of the line, mate.

It's time for the fight
to the finish.

(squeaks) Uh-uh.

You mean you have
a better idea?

(squeaks)
Yeah. Come on.

(squeaking)

Too right, Zipper.
You're a genius.

Oh, cruel fate.

I've got a blister
on me toe

and can run no more.

Oh.

Ohh!

Mmm.

Ahh!

Let her rip, Zip!

(straining)

(muffled grunts)

Put her there, mate.

(squeak)

What's happening
to the water?

Well, the column drainage
could be from natural erosion

or irrigational diversion.

Or maybe someone just
hit the release valve.

Whoopee! We're saved!

Ya-hoo!

You, come with us.

Party poopers.

(cheering)

What's going on?

Our village has been saved
from Great Green One.

Now we have big celebration,
and you invited.

By whom?

By the new Great Ones,

Big and Puny Fly.

Monteray!

Zipper!

You're all right!

Course we are!

What'd you expect
with Zipper and me
on the job?

There's nothing like
a boy and his fly.