Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers (1988–1990): Season 2, Episode 47 - The S.S. Drainpipe - full transcript
Toy boats are disappearing and jewelry stores are being robbed.
♪♪
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ SOMETIMES
SOME CRIMES ♪
♪ GO SLIPPIN'
THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
♪ BUT THESE TWO
GUMSHOES ♪
♪ ARE PICKIN' UP
THE SLACK ♪
♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪
♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP,
JUST CALL ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG
GETS SOLVED ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
♪ AND FIND THE WHERES
AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪
WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY BOAT?
COME ON, RED BADGER,
CATCH THAT CROOK.
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE,
YOU DOER OF BAD DEEDS.
I'LL STOP YOU,
OR MY NAME ISN'T...
THE RED BADGER
OF COURAGE.
YOU'LL NEVER BRING
ME TO JUSTICE,
YOU CAPED CREEP.
I'LL JUMP FIRST.
DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME,
BADGER BUDDIES.
ONLY CARTOON SUPERHEROES
CAN LEAP FROM AIRPLANES
AND LIVE TO SHOW
AND TELL ABOUT IT.
OH NO! THE RED BADGER WILL
NEVER GET OUT OF THIS ONE.
HE'LL BE STREET PIZZA.
HE DID IT!
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK,
RED BADGER BUDDIES.
SAME BADGER TIME,
SAME BADGER CHANNEL.
BOY, OH BOY,
WHAT A HERO.
WE COULD SURE USE
A BRAVE BLOKE LIKE HIM
IN THE RESCUE RANGERS.
I BET I COULD BE
JUST LIKE THE RED BADGER.
-YOU?
-SURE! I'M HIS A-#1 FAN.
I KNOW ALL
HIS BEST MOVES.
I CAN RESCUE ANYONE.
WHOA!
YEAH, BUT WHO'S GOING
TO RESCUE YOU?
TAKE IT EASY, DALE.
THE RED BADGER
IS JUST A CARTOON HERO.
HE'S NOT FOR REAL.
I COULD USE SOME HELP
IF SOMEONE'S INTERESTED.
SURE.
CHIP'S RIGHT.
I'LL NEVER BE LIKE
THE RED BADGER OF COURAGE,
I'M JUST PLAIN OLD ME.
EASE UP, BADGER BOY.
THE RED BADGER!
ACTUALLY, I'M A FIGMENT
OF YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS
IMAGINATION,
CREATED BY
LOW SELF-ESTEEM.
THAT, OR SOMETHING YOU ATE.
NEVER MIND. SO YOU WANT
TO BE A HERO LIKE ME, EH?
YOU BETCHA! BUT I'M JUST
A CLUMSY NOBODY.
CHIN UP, BADGER BUDDY.
REMEMBER MY THREE "C's"--
COURAGE, CONFIDENCE,
AND CORN FLAKES.
CORN FLAKES?
MY SPONSOR.
YOU THINK THE THREE "C's"
WILL HELP ME?
DALE, WHO ARE
YOU TALKING TO?
JUST MYSELF.
WELL, STOP IT
AND COME OUTSIDE.
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A RIDE
ON GADGET'S LATEST INVENTION.
WOW, GADGET,
WHAT IS THIS?
IT'S A BATTERY-OPERATED
TURBOCHARGED DUSTBUSTER
WITH REVERSE POLARITY
RACK AND PINION STEERING
AND HYDROFOIL FENDERS.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
IT MEANS IT'S FUN TO RIDE,
SO GET ON.
I'VE BEEN ROBBED.
IT'S GONE, ALL OF IT,
EVERY PIECE OF GOLD JEWELRY
IN THE STORE. I'M WIPED OUT.
ANY SIGN OF FORCED ENTRY?
DOORS JIMMIED? WINDOWS BROKEN?
NOTHING BUT THE DISPLAY CASES.
LOOKS LIKE THE WORK
OF A REAL MASTERMIND.
UH-OH, THE BATTERIES
ARE DEAD.
LOOKS LIKE WE'LL HAVE TO PUSH IT
BACK TO HEADQUARTERS.
NO, WE WON'T. FOLLOW ME.
A TOY STORE'S
THE PERFECT PLACE
TO BUY BATTERIES.
WOWIE-ZOWIE! IT'S
THE PERFECT PLACE
TO FIND TOYS, TOO!
OH BOY, OH BOY,
OH BOY, A RED BADGER
OF COURAGE DOLL.
TAKE THAT! AND THAT!
TAKE THAT,
YOU PLASTIC IMPOSTOR!
OW!
THESE CHEAP STUFFED TOYS,
ALWAYS FALLING DOWN.
THIS ONE REALLY LOOKS PHONY.
YEOW.
EXCUSE ME, SIR, DO YOU HAVE
ANY REMOTE-CONTROLLED
POWER BOATS?
ONLY THE BEST
SELECTION IN TOWN.
OVER HERE.
MY DISPLAY MODELS!
THEY'RE GONE! EVEN
THE TOY OCEAN LINER,
THE QUEEN MARIE.
GEE. MINE DISAPPEARED,
TOO, MISTER.
COULD YOU ORDER MORE?
OH, SURE, BUT IT'LL
TAKE A MONTH FOR
YOUR SHIP TO COME IN.
POOR KID.
I FEEL SORRY FOR HIM.
ME, TOO. WHO WOULD WANT
TO STEAL TOY BOATS?
WELL, HOW DO I LOOK?
KINDA DASHING.
-KINDA RED.
-KINDA STUPID.
STOP PLAYING AROUND, DALE.
WE'VE GOT A CASE TO SOLVE--
FINDING THOSE MISSING BOATS.
THIS IS JUST LIKE
THE RED BADGER
AND THE CASE OF
THE DISAPPEARING
DINGHY.
LOOK! A PAINT SCRATCH.
IT LEADS FROM THE DISPLAY CASE
OVER TO THAT DOOR.
HEY, SOMEONE'S
MOVED THE DRAIN COVER.
LET'S INVESTIGATE.
HEY, OVER THERE!
LET HER RIP, ZIP.
ZIPPER, SLOW DOWN
OR WE'LL--
NOW, LOOK
WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
-SORRY.
-MOMMY, IT'S THE RED
BADGER OF COURAGE.
NO, WE'RE
THE RESCUE RANGERS.
WE'RE INVESTIGATING
A BOAT BURGLARY.
YOU'VE COME
TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
THE PESKY THINGS
ARE ALL OVER,
CHUGGING UP AND DOWN THE SEWER,
KEEPING US AWAKE ALL NIGHT.
THIS IS NO PLACE
TO RAISE A FAMILY.
AND IT USED TO BE
SUCH A NICE SEWER.
COME ON, DEAR. LET'S FIND
A QUIETER NEIGHBORHOOD.
HOW ABOUT
THAT NICE GARBAGE DUMP
WHERE COUSIN MARGARAT
LIVES?
NOW WHICH WAY?
HEY, LOOK AT THIS,
A TOY WHITEWALL TIRE.
THAT'S NO TIRE, DALE.
THAT'S A TOY LIFE PRESERVER
FROM THE QUEEN MARIE.
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ON
THE RIGHT TRACK, ALL RIGHT.
HEY! THAT'S RAT CAPONE
AND HIS THUGS
ARNOLD MOUSENEGGER
AND SUGAR RAY LIZARD.
ON THE QUEEN MARIE.
HOW'D THEY GET THAT BIG THING
DOWN THE DRAIN?
THEY MUST'VE TAKEN IT APART
AND REASSEMBLED IT. BUT WHY?
LET'S FOLLOW THEM
AND FIND OUT,
BUT QUIETLY, ZIPPER
WHAT A SPREAD.
I BEEN DREAMING OF
A JOINT LIKE THIS ALL MY LIFE.
NO MORE SEWERS,
NO MORE LANDFILLS
FOR THIS RAT.
OK, YOU SLAVES,
UNLOAD OUR LOOT,
AND GET BACK TO WORK.
BUT, MR. CAPONE,
WE'VE BEEN WORKING NONSTOP
FOR DAYS WITHOUT SLEEP.
WHAT DOES IT LOOK
LIKE I'M RUNNING HERE,
A BED AND BREAKFAST?
A BED AND BREAKFAST?
OH GOODY!
A NAP AND CHEESE BLINTZES.
NO NAPS OR SNACKS UNTIL
CASTLE CAPONE IS FINISHED, SEE?
NOW BACK TO WORK,
YOU LUGNUTS.
WE HAVE TO FREE
THOSE POOR MICE.
YOU KNOW, THIS IS JUST LIKE
THE TROUBLE THE RED BADGER FACED
IN THE GOOSE
IN THE HOOSEGOW EPISODE.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS--
DALE, THE RED BADGER IS
JUST MAKE-BELIEVE.
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW
A REAL CRIME-FIGHTER
HANDLES THIS.
WHILE I DISTRACT
CAPONE AND HIS GOONS,
YOU FREE THE MICE
FROM THE CHAINS.
CAREFUL, CHIP!
LET'S SEE
THE RED BADGER DO THIS.
HEY, BOSS, SOMEBODY'S
HIJACKING YOUR CRUISE SHIP.
DON'T JUST STAND THERE,
YOU BRAIN-DEAD BUFFOONS.
FOLLOW THAT BOAT.
OK, MATES,
NOW'S OUR CHANCE.
YIKES!
ABANDON SHIP!
AAH!
HEY, GREAT APPREHENSION,
BOSS.
YEAH, AND YOU
CAUGHT HIM GOOD, TOO.
SHUT UP, YOU COWARDS.
SO, YOU DIRTY RATS
ARE ONTO MY OPERATION, EH?
WELL, NO ONE'S GETTING
IN MY WAY THIS TIME.
HEY, BOSS, LOOK!
THOSE RESCUE RANGERS
ARE LETTING LOOSE
THOSE LOUSY SLAVES.
OH, NO,
CAPONE'S GOT CHIP.
HE'S GOT US
OUTMUSCLED, TOO.
LET'S FREE THESE SLAVES,
AND THEN WE'LL FREE CHIP.
COME ON.
LUCKY FOR US WE GOT
A REPLACEMENT
SLAVE HERE.
AND YOU'S GOING
TO DO EXACTLY
AS I SAY, OR ELSE.
OR ELSE WHAT, BILGE RAT?
OR ELSE I'M GONNA TURN YOU
INTO FISH FOOD.
SUGAR RAY, ARNOLD,
INTRODUCE OUR LITTLE FRIEND HERE
TO MY LITTLE PET.
SURE THING, BOSS.
SHRIMP BAIT,
MEET MY PET PIRANHA MIKEY.
HE EATS ANYTHING.
POOR CHIP,
WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM BACK.
NO TELLING
WHAT CAPONE WILL DO TO HIM.
DON'T LOOK SO GLUM, CHUM.
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE
TO TAKE CHARGE,
SHOW 'EM YOU'RE
A GOOD LEADER.
THINK BACK TO
EPISODE NUMBER 12.
12? OH YEAH, THE CASE
OF DRAIN IN SPAIN.
THAT'S IT.
HEY, GUYS!
I CAN LEAD YOU.
I'LL JUST FOLLOW
IN THE FOOTSTEPS
OF A TRUE HERO!
-CHIP?
-NO, THE RED BADGER.
I'D RATHER FOLLOW
A HERO SANDWICH.
ACCORDING
TO MY CALCULATIONS,
WE SHOULD BE DIRECTLY
OVER CAPONE'S CASTLE.
ACCORDING
TO MY CALCULATIONS,
IT SHOULD BE OVER THERE.
I'LL GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT
OF THE DOUBT THIS TIME.
[MURMURING]
THAT'S THEM, ALL RIGHT.
CHIP'S GOOD AS FREE.
ARE YOU SURE?
WOULD THE RED BADGER
LET YOU DOWN?
NOW, WHEN YOU GET THE ROPE
AROUND CHIP, GIVE A TUG,
AND WE'LL PULL YOU. BACK UP.
[MONTEREY]
IF YOU SAY SO.
HURRY IT UP, ALVIN.
THE NAME IS CHIP.
WHATEVER.
YOU CHIPMUNKS
ALL SOUND ALIKE.
UH. WHOA-OH!
MONTY'S PROBABLY
SAVING CHIP AT THIS VERY MOMENT.
I'LL BET CAPONE
AND HIS GOONS
ARE RUNNING SCARED.
ONE JERK.
THAT'S THE SIGNAL.
[BOTH] TURN! TURN!
COME ON!
SURPRISE.
-UH-OH.
-UH-OH.
SO YOU'RE THE WENCH
BEHIND THIS WINCH.
I'LL SAVE YOU, GADGET.
YEOW! OOF!
YOU'LL NEVER
GET AWAY WITH THIS, CAPONE.
I'LL NEVER
BE YOUR SLAVE.
OH NO? WELL, I'VE GOT A FRIEND
HERE WHO SAYS YOU WILL.
WHAT WENT WRONG
WITH THE RESCUE PLAN, MONTY?
NOTHING, IT WENT OFF
JUST AS THE RED BADGER'S
FRIEND PLANNED IT.
NOW WHAT WILL WE DO?
MY PLAN GOT MONTY CAPTURED,
AND WE STILL HAVE TO SAVE CHIP.
TIME TO USE YOUR INSTINCTS.
BUT I DON'T HAVE
ANY INSTINCTS.
SURE YOU DO, BADGER BUCKO.
EVERYBODY HAS THEM.
REMEMBER WHAT I DID
IN EPISODE 23?
23. OH YEAH, THE CASE OF THE
RUB-A-DUB SALT. THAT'S IT.
WHAT'S IT?
AN IDEA TO SAVE
MONTY AND CHIP.
I HOPE IT'S BETTER
THAN THE LAST ONE.
TRUST ME.
I GOT INSTINCTS.
HERE'S WHAT WE DO.
[WHISPERS]
THIS'LL BE
A GREAT SUBMARINE, GADGET.
IT SHOULD REALLY DO THE JOB.
WHAT IS THE JOB, DALE?
SIMPLE. I'LL DISTRACT
THE BAD GUYS
WHILE YOU SNEAK OVER
TO CHIP AND MONTY
IN THIS SUBMARINE.
NO ONE WILL EVEN
SEE THEIR ESCAPE.
OK, CAST OFF!
ALL AHEAD FULL, ZIPPER.
AYE-AYE!
TIME FOR THE RED BADGER
TO GO INTO ACTION.
OK, OYSTER-BRAINS, YOUR DAYS
AS SLAVE OWNERS ARE OVER.
LET'S GET HIM!
THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB
FOR MY PHONY ACORN GRENADE.
IT'S-- IT'S
GOING TO DETONATE!
YEAH,
AND BLOW UP, TOO.
YOU DIRTY RAT.
YOU'RE INTERRUPTING
MY FAVORITE PROGRAM,
AND JUST WHEN THE BAD
GUY IS WINNING.
BUT, BOSS,
THE GOOD GUY'S
RIGHT OUTSIDE.
-WHAT?
-GET IN, GUYS!
STOP THEM! SUGAR RAY,
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.
YIKES! RUN FOR IT!
HOW WE GONNA
FIND 'EM IF THEY'RE
UNDERWATER, BOSS?
SIMPLE. WE'LL ROCK
THEIR BOAT, SEE?
-HOLD ON!
-[SCREAMING]
WALTZING MATILDA!
WHOA!
AAH!
WE WON'T BE BOTHERED
BY HIS PRESENCE AGAIN,
AND WE WON'T
SEE HIM AGAIN, NEITHER.
BULL'S-EYE! NOW IT'S TIME
FOR A LITTLE FISHING.
LOOKS LIKE I GOT
TWICE AS MANY SLAVES NOW.
AAH!
IF IT AIN'T
MY FAVORITE
LITTLE TREASURE.
WHY DON'T YOU TOSS
THESE LOSERS OVERBOARD
FOR A WINNER, DOLLFACE?
YOU COULD BE MY FIRST MATE.
HOW'D YOU LIKE A SWIFT KICK
IN THE POOP DECK?
THERE'S THAT SPUNK AGAIN.
I HATE SPUNK.
JUST TO SHOW YOU
HOW MUCH I CARE,
I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU, SEE?
A BEAUTIFUL GOLD BRACELET.
AND TO GO WITH IT,
YOUR FIRST CHARM.
SO MUCH FOR
THE REFUSE RANGERS.
FOUR DOWN
AND ONE TO GO.
[LAUGHS]
HEY, SUGAR RAY, HURRY
THEM SLAVES UP, SEE?
I WANT THIS SHIP HERE
CLEANED OUT BY MIDNIGHT
SO'S WE CAN MAKE ROOM
FOR OUR NEXT HAUL.
HERE THAT? CAPONE MUST
HAVE ANOTHER ROBBERY
PLANNED FOR TONIGHT.
WE'VE GOT TO BUST LOOSE
AND STOP HIM.
I'VE GOT TO BUST THEM LOOSE
AND STOP CAPONE. BUT HOW?
BE IMAGINATIVE, KID.
THINK BACK TO WHAT I DID
IN EPISODE ABOUT
THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS.
I CAN'T REMEMBER THAT ONE.
SURE YOU CAN. THINK HARD.
YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO THINK HARD WHEN CHIP
SAYS I HAVE A SOFT HEAD?
I'VE GOT AN IDEA
HOW WE CAN BREAK OUT.
[WHISPERS]
OH, MR. MOUSENEGGER,
MY CHAIN IS CAUGHT.
CAN YOU GET IT LOOSE?
YEAH, SURE,
I'M GOOD AT THAT.
RAT CAPONE SAYS I'VE
GOT A FEW SCREWS LOOSE.
-HEY!
-I'LL GET YA! WHAT--
COME HERE, YA!
I'VE GOT THE KEY!
[CAPONE]
YOU GOT TROUBLE,
THAT'S WHAT YOU'S GOT.
IF THERE'S ANYTHING I HATE,
IT'S BRAVE SLAVES.
BACK TO WORK.
ALL OF YOUS!
EXCEPT YOUS,
DOLLFACE.
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
ONE LAST CHANCE
TO BE MY MOLL?
I'D RATHER GET CAUGHT
IN A MOUSETRAP.
SHUT UP!
GADGET,
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
BE HIS GUN MOLL.
-WHAT?
-CHIPPER, HOW CAN
YOU SAY SUCH A THING?
NOT FOR REAL.
JUST PRETEND.
THEN, ONCE YOU'RE FREE,
YOU CAN SET US FREE.
OH, MR. CAPONE? YOO-HOO!
I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.
WHAT ARE YOUS
TALKING ABOUT?
I'D LOVE TO BE YOUR MOLL.
WELL, AIN'T THIS
MY LUCKY DAY.
TWO BEAUTIFUL DAMES SAY
THEY'LL BE MY MOLL.
-TWO?
-YEAH, TWO.
MEETS MY OTHER MOLL.
[WHISTLES]
COME HERE, TOOTS.
-DALE!
-[HIGH-PITCHED] UH, UH,
YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN.
-MY NAME'S, UH--
-TOOTSIE.
THAT'S RIGHT,
AND THE RAT MAN HERE IS
MY MAIN SQUEEZE.
AIN'T SHE A BEAUT?
BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?
I WANT TO BE YOUR MOLL.
TELL YOU WHAT, GIRLS,
YOU CAN FIGHT OVER ME
WHILE WE GO
ON A SHOPPING SPREE
AT JIFFANY'S. I LOVE IT.
DALE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN THAT OUTFIT?
I'M USING MY IMAGINATIVE
TO FREE YOU GUYS,
JUST LIKE
THE RED BADGER TOLD ME.
PROMISE ME WHEN THIS IS OVER,
YOU'LL GET HELP?
[CAPONE]
♪ SAPPHIRES ON WHITE GOLD ♪
♪ AND DIAMONDS IN SETTINGS ♪
♪ THESE ARE A FEW
OF MY FAVORITE RINGS ♪
THIS ONE'S
FOR YOU, DOLLFACE.
WHAT ABOUT LITTLE OL' ME?
THIS IS NO TIME TO BE JEALOUS.
SURE, YOU GET DIAMONDS,
I GET BUPKIS.
-CAPONE LIKES YOU BEST.
-DOES NOT.
-DOES, TOO.
-DOES NOT.
-DOES TOO!
-DALE, WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING FOR?
WE SHOULD BE
FIGHTING CAPONE.
SAY, THAT GIVES ME
AN IDEA.
[WHISPERING]
HE'S MINE, HUSSY!
WANT TO BET?
WHAT WOULD A RAT LIKE HIM
SEE IN A RAT LIKE YOU?
AHH, CAT FIGHTS.
MUSIC TO A RAT'S EARS.
WHY, YOU FLEA-BITTEN
PHONY!
I OUGHT TO JUST--
[ALARM TONE SOUNDS]
-UH-OH.
-COME OUT
WITH YOUR HANDS UP.
WELL, THEY DIDN'T GET
EVERYTHING THIS TIME.
YEAH, BUT STILL NO SIGN
OF FORCED ENTRY,
JUST LIKE
THE OTHER STORES. WEIRD.
SUGAR RAY, ARNOLD,
NOW THAT OUR SHIP'S COME IN,
HAVE THE SLAVES UNLOAD IT.
SURE THING, BOSS.
-NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
-I HAVE AN IDEA THIS TIME.
I HOPE THIS DOESN'T MAKE ME
BREAK ANOTHER NAIL.
HEY, ARNOLD BABY,
LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND
WITH THAT.
OH, GEE, THANKS.
-YEOW!
-HURRY, GADGET!
OOH, YOU DIRTY RAT.
JUST FOR THAT,
YOU AIN'T MY MOLL.
TOOTSIE HERE IS.
HEY, WHAT GIVES?
OBVIOUSLY, MY WIG.
COME BACK,
YOU DIRTY MOLL, YOU!
RUN, DALE! RUN!
THIS OUGHT TO CAUSE
A CASTLE-TASTROPHE.
NO! NOT MY CASTLE!
[ALL SCREAM]
[CAPONE]
FOR THE LAST TIME,
SHUT UP!
UH-OH, WE BETTER COVER UP
THAT MANHOLE.
HEY, CUBBY,
GET A LOAD OF THIS.
IF IT ISN'T
JIFFANY'S OUTLET STORE.
-GOOD WORK, MOLL-- UH, DALE.
-[HIGH-PITCHED] THANKS.
[NORMAL VOICE]
THANKS, BUT I COULDN'T
HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT AN OLD
FRIEND OF MINE.
DON'T THANK ME,
BADGER PAL.
THAT MOLL BIT
WAS A STROKE OF GENIUS.
YEAH, YOUR GENIUS.
MINE? NO WAY.
I TOLD YOU TO DO
THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS BIT--
I WANTED YOU
TO TIE UP CAPONE
AND LET THE SHIP
RUN OVER HIM.
YOUR IDEA WAS BETTER.
YOU MEAN,
I DID SOMETHING RIGHT?
I'M A HERO?
I KNEW YOU HAD THE STUFF.
HERE'S WINKING AT YOU, KID.
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ SOMETIMES
SOME CRIMES ♪
♪ GO SLIPPIN'
THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
♪ BUT THESE TWO
GUMSHOES ♪
♪ ARE PICKIN' UP
THE SLACK ♪
♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪
♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP,
JUST CALL ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG
GETS SOLVED ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
♪ AND FIND THE WHERES
AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪
WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY BOAT?
COME ON, RED BADGER,
CATCH THAT CROOK.
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE,
YOU DOER OF BAD DEEDS.
I'LL STOP YOU,
OR MY NAME ISN'T...
THE RED BADGER
OF COURAGE.
YOU'LL NEVER BRING
ME TO JUSTICE,
YOU CAPED CREEP.
I'LL JUMP FIRST.
DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME,
BADGER BUDDIES.
ONLY CARTOON SUPERHEROES
CAN LEAP FROM AIRPLANES
AND LIVE TO SHOW
AND TELL ABOUT IT.
OH NO! THE RED BADGER WILL
NEVER GET OUT OF THIS ONE.
HE'LL BE STREET PIZZA.
HE DID IT!
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK,
RED BADGER BUDDIES.
SAME BADGER TIME,
SAME BADGER CHANNEL.
BOY, OH BOY,
WHAT A HERO.
WE COULD SURE USE
A BRAVE BLOKE LIKE HIM
IN THE RESCUE RANGERS.
I BET I COULD BE
JUST LIKE THE RED BADGER.
-YOU?
-SURE! I'M HIS A-#1 FAN.
I KNOW ALL
HIS BEST MOVES.
I CAN RESCUE ANYONE.
WHOA!
YEAH, BUT WHO'S GOING
TO RESCUE YOU?
TAKE IT EASY, DALE.
THE RED BADGER
IS JUST A CARTOON HERO.
HE'S NOT FOR REAL.
I COULD USE SOME HELP
IF SOMEONE'S INTERESTED.
SURE.
CHIP'S RIGHT.
I'LL NEVER BE LIKE
THE RED BADGER OF COURAGE,
I'M JUST PLAIN OLD ME.
EASE UP, BADGER BOY.
THE RED BADGER!
ACTUALLY, I'M A FIGMENT
OF YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS
IMAGINATION,
CREATED BY
LOW SELF-ESTEEM.
THAT, OR SOMETHING YOU ATE.
NEVER MIND. SO YOU WANT
TO BE A HERO LIKE ME, EH?
YOU BETCHA! BUT I'M JUST
A CLUMSY NOBODY.
CHIN UP, BADGER BUDDY.
REMEMBER MY THREE "C's"--
COURAGE, CONFIDENCE,
AND CORN FLAKES.
CORN FLAKES?
MY SPONSOR.
YOU THINK THE THREE "C's"
WILL HELP ME?
DALE, WHO ARE
YOU TALKING TO?
JUST MYSELF.
WELL, STOP IT
AND COME OUTSIDE.
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A RIDE
ON GADGET'S LATEST INVENTION.
WOW, GADGET,
WHAT IS THIS?
IT'S A BATTERY-OPERATED
TURBOCHARGED DUSTBUSTER
WITH REVERSE POLARITY
RACK AND PINION STEERING
AND HYDROFOIL FENDERS.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
IT MEANS IT'S FUN TO RIDE,
SO GET ON.
I'VE BEEN ROBBED.
IT'S GONE, ALL OF IT,
EVERY PIECE OF GOLD JEWELRY
IN THE STORE. I'M WIPED OUT.
ANY SIGN OF FORCED ENTRY?
DOORS JIMMIED? WINDOWS BROKEN?
NOTHING BUT THE DISPLAY CASES.
LOOKS LIKE THE WORK
OF A REAL MASTERMIND.
UH-OH, THE BATTERIES
ARE DEAD.
LOOKS LIKE WE'LL HAVE TO PUSH IT
BACK TO HEADQUARTERS.
NO, WE WON'T. FOLLOW ME.
A TOY STORE'S
THE PERFECT PLACE
TO BUY BATTERIES.
WOWIE-ZOWIE! IT'S
THE PERFECT PLACE
TO FIND TOYS, TOO!
OH BOY, OH BOY,
OH BOY, A RED BADGER
OF COURAGE DOLL.
TAKE THAT! AND THAT!
TAKE THAT,
YOU PLASTIC IMPOSTOR!
OW!
THESE CHEAP STUFFED TOYS,
ALWAYS FALLING DOWN.
THIS ONE REALLY LOOKS PHONY.
YEOW.
EXCUSE ME, SIR, DO YOU HAVE
ANY REMOTE-CONTROLLED
POWER BOATS?
ONLY THE BEST
SELECTION IN TOWN.
OVER HERE.
MY DISPLAY MODELS!
THEY'RE GONE! EVEN
THE TOY OCEAN LINER,
THE QUEEN MARIE.
GEE. MINE DISAPPEARED,
TOO, MISTER.
COULD YOU ORDER MORE?
OH, SURE, BUT IT'LL
TAKE A MONTH FOR
YOUR SHIP TO COME IN.
POOR KID.
I FEEL SORRY FOR HIM.
ME, TOO. WHO WOULD WANT
TO STEAL TOY BOATS?
WELL, HOW DO I LOOK?
KINDA DASHING.
-KINDA RED.
-KINDA STUPID.
STOP PLAYING AROUND, DALE.
WE'VE GOT A CASE TO SOLVE--
FINDING THOSE MISSING BOATS.
THIS IS JUST LIKE
THE RED BADGER
AND THE CASE OF
THE DISAPPEARING
DINGHY.
LOOK! A PAINT SCRATCH.
IT LEADS FROM THE DISPLAY CASE
OVER TO THAT DOOR.
HEY, SOMEONE'S
MOVED THE DRAIN COVER.
LET'S INVESTIGATE.
HEY, OVER THERE!
LET HER RIP, ZIP.
ZIPPER, SLOW DOWN
OR WE'LL--
NOW, LOOK
WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
-SORRY.
-MOMMY, IT'S THE RED
BADGER OF COURAGE.
NO, WE'RE
THE RESCUE RANGERS.
WE'RE INVESTIGATING
A BOAT BURGLARY.
YOU'VE COME
TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
THE PESKY THINGS
ARE ALL OVER,
CHUGGING UP AND DOWN THE SEWER,
KEEPING US AWAKE ALL NIGHT.
THIS IS NO PLACE
TO RAISE A FAMILY.
AND IT USED TO BE
SUCH A NICE SEWER.
COME ON, DEAR. LET'S FIND
A QUIETER NEIGHBORHOOD.
HOW ABOUT
THAT NICE GARBAGE DUMP
WHERE COUSIN MARGARAT
LIVES?
NOW WHICH WAY?
HEY, LOOK AT THIS,
A TOY WHITEWALL TIRE.
THAT'S NO TIRE, DALE.
THAT'S A TOY LIFE PRESERVER
FROM THE QUEEN MARIE.
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ON
THE RIGHT TRACK, ALL RIGHT.
HEY! THAT'S RAT CAPONE
AND HIS THUGS
ARNOLD MOUSENEGGER
AND SUGAR RAY LIZARD.
ON THE QUEEN MARIE.
HOW'D THEY GET THAT BIG THING
DOWN THE DRAIN?
THEY MUST'VE TAKEN IT APART
AND REASSEMBLED IT. BUT WHY?
LET'S FOLLOW THEM
AND FIND OUT,
BUT QUIETLY, ZIPPER
WHAT A SPREAD.
I BEEN DREAMING OF
A JOINT LIKE THIS ALL MY LIFE.
NO MORE SEWERS,
NO MORE LANDFILLS
FOR THIS RAT.
OK, YOU SLAVES,
UNLOAD OUR LOOT,
AND GET BACK TO WORK.
BUT, MR. CAPONE,
WE'VE BEEN WORKING NONSTOP
FOR DAYS WITHOUT SLEEP.
WHAT DOES IT LOOK
LIKE I'M RUNNING HERE,
A BED AND BREAKFAST?
A BED AND BREAKFAST?
OH GOODY!
A NAP AND CHEESE BLINTZES.
NO NAPS OR SNACKS UNTIL
CASTLE CAPONE IS FINISHED, SEE?
NOW BACK TO WORK,
YOU LUGNUTS.
WE HAVE TO FREE
THOSE POOR MICE.
YOU KNOW, THIS IS JUST LIKE
THE TROUBLE THE RED BADGER FACED
IN THE GOOSE
IN THE HOOSEGOW EPISODE.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS--
DALE, THE RED BADGER IS
JUST MAKE-BELIEVE.
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW
A REAL CRIME-FIGHTER
HANDLES THIS.
WHILE I DISTRACT
CAPONE AND HIS GOONS,
YOU FREE THE MICE
FROM THE CHAINS.
CAREFUL, CHIP!
LET'S SEE
THE RED BADGER DO THIS.
HEY, BOSS, SOMEBODY'S
HIJACKING YOUR CRUISE SHIP.
DON'T JUST STAND THERE,
YOU BRAIN-DEAD BUFFOONS.
FOLLOW THAT BOAT.
OK, MATES,
NOW'S OUR CHANCE.
YIKES!
ABANDON SHIP!
AAH!
HEY, GREAT APPREHENSION,
BOSS.
YEAH, AND YOU
CAUGHT HIM GOOD, TOO.
SHUT UP, YOU COWARDS.
SO, YOU DIRTY RATS
ARE ONTO MY OPERATION, EH?
WELL, NO ONE'S GETTING
IN MY WAY THIS TIME.
HEY, BOSS, LOOK!
THOSE RESCUE RANGERS
ARE LETTING LOOSE
THOSE LOUSY SLAVES.
OH, NO,
CAPONE'S GOT CHIP.
HE'S GOT US
OUTMUSCLED, TOO.
LET'S FREE THESE SLAVES,
AND THEN WE'LL FREE CHIP.
COME ON.
LUCKY FOR US WE GOT
A REPLACEMENT
SLAVE HERE.
AND YOU'S GOING
TO DO EXACTLY
AS I SAY, OR ELSE.
OR ELSE WHAT, BILGE RAT?
OR ELSE I'M GONNA TURN YOU
INTO FISH FOOD.
SUGAR RAY, ARNOLD,
INTRODUCE OUR LITTLE FRIEND HERE
TO MY LITTLE PET.
SURE THING, BOSS.
SHRIMP BAIT,
MEET MY PET PIRANHA MIKEY.
HE EATS ANYTHING.
POOR CHIP,
WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM BACK.
NO TELLING
WHAT CAPONE WILL DO TO HIM.
DON'T LOOK SO GLUM, CHUM.
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE
TO TAKE CHARGE,
SHOW 'EM YOU'RE
A GOOD LEADER.
THINK BACK TO
EPISODE NUMBER 12.
12? OH YEAH, THE CASE
OF DRAIN IN SPAIN.
THAT'S IT.
HEY, GUYS!
I CAN LEAD YOU.
I'LL JUST FOLLOW
IN THE FOOTSTEPS
OF A TRUE HERO!
-CHIP?
-NO, THE RED BADGER.
I'D RATHER FOLLOW
A HERO SANDWICH.
ACCORDING
TO MY CALCULATIONS,
WE SHOULD BE DIRECTLY
OVER CAPONE'S CASTLE.
ACCORDING
TO MY CALCULATIONS,
IT SHOULD BE OVER THERE.
I'LL GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT
OF THE DOUBT THIS TIME.
[MURMURING]
THAT'S THEM, ALL RIGHT.
CHIP'S GOOD AS FREE.
ARE YOU SURE?
WOULD THE RED BADGER
LET YOU DOWN?
NOW, WHEN YOU GET THE ROPE
AROUND CHIP, GIVE A TUG,
AND WE'LL PULL YOU. BACK UP.
[MONTEREY]
IF YOU SAY SO.
HURRY IT UP, ALVIN.
THE NAME IS CHIP.
WHATEVER.
YOU CHIPMUNKS
ALL SOUND ALIKE.
UH. WHOA-OH!
MONTY'S PROBABLY
SAVING CHIP AT THIS VERY MOMENT.
I'LL BET CAPONE
AND HIS GOONS
ARE RUNNING SCARED.
ONE JERK.
THAT'S THE SIGNAL.
[BOTH] TURN! TURN!
COME ON!
SURPRISE.
-UH-OH.
-UH-OH.
SO YOU'RE THE WENCH
BEHIND THIS WINCH.
I'LL SAVE YOU, GADGET.
YEOW! OOF!
YOU'LL NEVER
GET AWAY WITH THIS, CAPONE.
I'LL NEVER
BE YOUR SLAVE.
OH NO? WELL, I'VE GOT A FRIEND
HERE WHO SAYS YOU WILL.
WHAT WENT WRONG
WITH THE RESCUE PLAN, MONTY?
NOTHING, IT WENT OFF
JUST AS THE RED BADGER'S
FRIEND PLANNED IT.
NOW WHAT WILL WE DO?
MY PLAN GOT MONTY CAPTURED,
AND WE STILL HAVE TO SAVE CHIP.
TIME TO USE YOUR INSTINCTS.
BUT I DON'T HAVE
ANY INSTINCTS.
SURE YOU DO, BADGER BUCKO.
EVERYBODY HAS THEM.
REMEMBER WHAT I DID
IN EPISODE 23?
23. OH YEAH, THE CASE OF THE
RUB-A-DUB SALT. THAT'S IT.
WHAT'S IT?
AN IDEA TO SAVE
MONTY AND CHIP.
I HOPE IT'S BETTER
THAN THE LAST ONE.
TRUST ME.
I GOT INSTINCTS.
HERE'S WHAT WE DO.
[WHISPERS]
THIS'LL BE
A GREAT SUBMARINE, GADGET.
IT SHOULD REALLY DO THE JOB.
WHAT IS THE JOB, DALE?
SIMPLE. I'LL DISTRACT
THE BAD GUYS
WHILE YOU SNEAK OVER
TO CHIP AND MONTY
IN THIS SUBMARINE.
NO ONE WILL EVEN
SEE THEIR ESCAPE.
OK, CAST OFF!
ALL AHEAD FULL, ZIPPER.
AYE-AYE!
TIME FOR THE RED BADGER
TO GO INTO ACTION.
OK, OYSTER-BRAINS, YOUR DAYS
AS SLAVE OWNERS ARE OVER.
LET'S GET HIM!
THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB
FOR MY PHONY ACORN GRENADE.
IT'S-- IT'S
GOING TO DETONATE!
YEAH,
AND BLOW UP, TOO.
YOU DIRTY RAT.
YOU'RE INTERRUPTING
MY FAVORITE PROGRAM,
AND JUST WHEN THE BAD
GUY IS WINNING.
BUT, BOSS,
THE GOOD GUY'S
RIGHT OUTSIDE.
-WHAT?
-GET IN, GUYS!
STOP THEM! SUGAR RAY,
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.
YIKES! RUN FOR IT!
HOW WE GONNA
FIND 'EM IF THEY'RE
UNDERWATER, BOSS?
SIMPLE. WE'LL ROCK
THEIR BOAT, SEE?
-HOLD ON!
-[SCREAMING]
WALTZING MATILDA!
WHOA!
AAH!
WE WON'T BE BOTHERED
BY HIS PRESENCE AGAIN,
AND WE WON'T
SEE HIM AGAIN, NEITHER.
BULL'S-EYE! NOW IT'S TIME
FOR A LITTLE FISHING.
LOOKS LIKE I GOT
TWICE AS MANY SLAVES NOW.
AAH!
IF IT AIN'T
MY FAVORITE
LITTLE TREASURE.
WHY DON'T YOU TOSS
THESE LOSERS OVERBOARD
FOR A WINNER, DOLLFACE?
YOU COULD BE MY FIRST MATE.
HOW'D YOU LIKE A SWIFT KICK
IN THE POOP DECK?
THERE'S THAT SPUNK AGAIN.
I HATE SPUNK.
JUST TO SHOW YOU
HOW MUCH I CARE,
I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU, SEE?
A BEAUTIFUL GOLD BRACELET.
AND TO GO WITH IT,
YOUR FIRST CHARM.
SO MUCH FOR
THE REFUSE RANGERS.
FOUR DOWN
AND ONE TO GO.
[LAUGHS]
HEY, SUGAR RAY, HURRY
THEM SLAVES UP, SEE?
I WANT THIS SHIP HERE
CLEANED OUT BY MIDNIGHT
SO'S WE CAN MAKE ROOM
FOR OUR NEXT HAUL.
HERE THAT? CAPONE MUST
HAVE ANOTHER ROBBERY
PLANNED FOR TONIGHT.
WE'VE GOT TO BUST LOOSE
AND STOP HIM.
I'VE GOT TO BUST THEM LOOSE
AND STOP CAPONE. BUT HOW?
BE IMAGINATIVE, KID.
THINK BACK TO WHAT I DID
IN EPISODE ABOUT
THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS.
I CAN'T REMEMBER THAT ONE.
SURE YOU CAN. THINK HARD.
YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO THINK HARD WHEN CHIP
SAYS I HAVE A SOFT HEAD?
I'VE GOT AN IDEA
HOW WE CAN BREAK OUT.
[WHISPERS]
OH, MR. MOUSENEGGER,
MY CHAIN IS CAUGHT.
CAN YOU GET IT LOOSE?
YEAH, SURE,
I'M GOOD AT THAT.
RAT CAPONE SAYS I'VE
GOT A FEW SCREWS LOOSE.
-HEY!
-I'LL GET YA! WHAT--
COME HERE, YA!
I'VE GOT THE KEY!
[CAPONE]
YOU GOT TROUBLE,
THAT'S WHAT YOU'S GOT.
IF THERE'S ANYTHING I HATE,
IT'S BRAVE SLAVES.
BACK TO WORK.
ALL OF YOUS!
EXCEPT YOUS,
DOLLFACE.
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
ONE LAST CHANCE
TO BE MY MOLL?
I'D RATHER GET CAUGHT
IN A MOUSETRAP.
SHUT UP!
GADGET,
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
BE HIS GUN MOLL.
-WHAT?
-CHIPPER, HOW CAN
YOU SAY SUCH A THING?
NOT FOR REAL.
JUST PRETEND.
THEN, ONCE YOU'RE FREE,
YOU CAN SET US FREE.
OH, MR. CAPONE? YOO-HOO!
I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.
WHAT ARE YOUS
TALKING ABOUT?
I'D LOVE TO BE YOUR MOLL.
WELL, AIN'T THIS
MY LUCKY DAY.
TWO BEAUTIFUL DAMES SAY
THEY'LL BE MY MOLL.
-TWO?
-YEAH, TWO.
MEETS MY OTHER MOLL.
[WHISTLES]
COME HERE, TOOTS.
-DALE!
-[HIGH-PITCHED] UH, UH,
YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN.
-MY NAME'S, UH--
-TOOTSIE.
THAT'S RIGHT,
AND THE RAT MAN HERE IS
MY MAIN SQUEEZE.
AIN'T SHE A BEAUT?
BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?
I WANT TO BE YOUR MOLL.
TELL YOU WHAT, GIRLS,
YOU CAN FIGHT OVER ME
WHILE WE GO
ON A SHOPPING SPREE
AT JIFFANY'S. I LOVE IT.
DALE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN THAT OUTFIT?
I'M USING MY IMAGINATIVE
TO FREE YOU GUYS,
JUST LIKE
THE RED BADGER TOLD ME.
PROMISE ME WHEN THIS IS OVER,
YOU'LL GET HELP?
[CAPONE]
♪ SAPPHIRES ON WHITE GOLD ♪
♪ AND DIAMONDS IN SETTINGS ♪
♪ THESE ARE A FEW
OF MY FAVORITE RINGS ♪
THIS ONE'S
FOR YOU, DOLLFACE.
WHAT ABOUT LITTLE OL' ME?
THIS IS NO TIME TO BE JEALOUS.
SURE, YOU GET DIAMONDS,
I GET BUPKIS.
-CAPONE LIKES YOU BEST.
-DOES NOT.
-DOES, TOO.
-DOES NOT.
-DOES TOO!
-DALE, WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING FOR?
WE SHOULD BE
FIGHTING CAPONE.
SAY, THAT GIVES ME
AN IDEA.
[WHISPERING]
HE'S MINE, HUSSY!
WANT TO BET?
WHAT WOULD A RAT LIKE HIM
SEE IN A RAT LIKE YOU?
AHH, CAT FIGHTS.
MUSIC TO A RAT'S EARS.
WHY, YOU FLEA-BITTEN
PHONY!
I OUGHT TO JUST--
[ALARM TONE SOUNDS]
-UH-OH.
-COME OUT
WITH YOUR HANDS UP.
WELL, THEY DIDN'T GET
EVERYTHING THIS TIME.
YEAH, BUT STILL NO SIGN
OF FORCED ENTRY,
JUST LIKE
THE OTHER STORES. WEIRD.
SUGAR RAY, ARNOLD,
NOW THAT OUR SHIP'S COME IN,
HAVE THE SLAVES UNLOAD IT.
SURE THING, BOSS.
-NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
-I HAVE AN IDEA THIS TIME.
I HOPE THIS DOESN'T MAKE ME
BREAK ANOTHER NAIL.
HEY, ARNOLD BABY,
LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND
WITH THAT.
OH, GEE, THANKS.
-YEOW!
-HURRY, GADGET!
OOH, YOU DIRTY RAT.
JUST FOR THAT,
YOU AIN'T MY MOLL.
TOOTSIE HERE IS.
HEY, WHAT GIVES?
OBVIOUSLY, MY WIG.
COME BACK,
YOU DIRTY MOLL, YOU!
RUN, DALE! RUN!
THIS OUGHT TO CAUSE
A CASTLE-TASTROPHE.
NO! NOT MY CASTLE!
[ALL SCREAM]
[CAPONE]
FOR THE LAST TIME,
SHUT UP!
UH-OH, WE BETTER COVER UP
THAT MANHOLE.
HEY, CUBBY,
GET A LOAD OF THIS.
IF IT ISN'T
JIFFANY'S OUTLET STORE.
-GOOD WORK, MOLL-- UH, DALE.
-[HIGH-PITCHED] THANKS.
[NORMAL VOICE]
THANKS, BUT I COULDN'T
HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT AN OLD
FRIEND OF MINE.
DON'T THANK ME,
BADGER PAL.
THAT MOLL BIT
WAS A STROKE OF GENIUS.
YEAH, YOUR GENIUS.
MINE? NO WAY.
I TOLD YOU TO DO
THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS BIT--
I WANTED YOU
TO TIE UP CAPONE
AND LET THE SHIP
RUN OVER HIM.
YOUR IDEA WAS BETTER.
YOU MEAN,
I DID SOMETHING RIGHT?
I'M A HERO?
I KNEW YOU HAD THE STUFF.
HERE'S WINKING AT YOU, KID.