Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers (1988–1990): Season 2, Episode 8 - Battle of the Bulge - full transcript
The Rescue Rangers learn about mysterious mid-air robberies.
♪♪
♪ SOMETIMES
SOME CRIMES ♪
♪ GO SLIPPIN'
THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪
♪ ARE PICKIN' UP
THE SLACK ♪
♪ THERE'S NO CASE
TOO BIG ♪
♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP,
JUST CALL ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO,
IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG
GETS SOLVED ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO,
IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
♪ AND FIND THE WHERES
AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N DALE ♪
CHIEF MARLEY,
WILL THESE NEW
ARMORED HELICOPTERS
REALLY DO AWAY
WITH JEWEL ROBBERIES?
ABSOLUTELY.
WEALTHY CITIZENS
LIKE LADY RICHMORE HERE
WILL BE ABLE TO TRANSPORT
THEIR JEWELS IN COMPLETE SAFETY.
UNLESS, OF COURSE,
CROOKS GROW WINGS!
-HA HA HA!
-HO HO!
HUH?
BANANA PEELS!
MY JEWELS!
OHH!
THE PILOTS
DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
AND WHAT'S MORE, THEY SWEAR
THE JEWELS WERE THERE
WHEN THEY TOOK OFF.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
ALL RIGHT, CHIEF.
UH, RIGHT AWAY.
AAH!
MORE CLUES,
SPINELLI.
YECCHH!
YOU CALL THIS A CLUE?
HEY!
GOLLY!
THIEVES WHO STEAL JEWELS
IN MID AIR!
YEAH, WHY DON'T WE EVER
GET NEAT CASES LIKE THAT?
HOW ABOUT A BITE,
MONTEREY?
SURE, PALLY.
SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE,
I ALWAYS SAY.
GEE, THANKS.
DON'T MENTION IT.
WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?
WHAT KIND OF CROOK
SNACKS ON FRUIT
IN THE MIDDLE OF A HEIST?
A HUNGRY ONE?
OH, YOU'RE
A REAL BIG HELP!
GO ON,
GET OUT OF HERE!
SPEAKING OF HUNGRY...
[BOTH SNORING]
CHEESE!
UH-OH!
HMM, THOUGHT I HAD
A PICKLE IN HERE.
OH, NO!
WHAT?
WHY, YOU!
GOT YOU NOW, MOUSE.
GET THAT RODENT!
GOTCHA!
WHAT?
-HERE THEY COME.
-GET READY.
NOW!
[CRASH]
THAT DOES IT.
WE'VE GOT TO GET A CAT.
♪ YA DA DA DEE DEE ♪
♪ YA DA DA DOOP DE DOO ♪
SAY. THERE'S
NOTHING LEFT.
YOU'VE GOT TO STOP
THIS SNACKING, MONTEREY.
YEAH. WE COULD ALL
HAVE BEEN CAUGHT
ON ACCOUNT OF YOU.
AW, YOU'RE
EXAGGERATING.
I'M AS FIT
AS I EVER WAS.
UH-HUH.
YOU MATES ARE MISTAKING
MY MUSCULARITY FOR FAT.
UH-HUH.
YOU KNOW THAT
I HAVE LARGE BONES.
-[CHAIR CRACKS]
-[GROANS]
YOU'RE RIGHT.
MY TUMMY'S
GOT ITS OWN MIND.
THIS IS NOT RIGHT
FOR A RESCUE RANGER TO LOOK.
FROM NOW ON, MONTEREY JACK'S
ON A STRICT REGIMEN
OF DIET
AND EXERCISE.
OH, BOY, OH, BOY.
SORRY, MATE,
BUT THE FIRST THING
WE RANGERS GOT TO LEARN
IS MODERATION.
WE?
HERE. HAVE
A PARSLEY SPRIG.
POLICE ARE STILL NO CLOSER
TO SOLVING THE MYSTERY
OF THE MYSTERIOUS
MIDAIR ROBBERIES.
HOWEVER, THE HELICOPTER
TRANSPORT COMPANY
HAS NO PLANS
TO DISCONTINUE SERVICE.
THAT'S IT FOR THE NEWS.
NOW BACK TO
AEROBIC DANCING WITH DEB.
COOL JETS, EVERYBODY.
LET'S START
WITH THE BASICS.
HOW'S ABOUT PRACTICING
A LITTLE MODERATION NOW,
MONTEREY?
YEAH. I'M POOPED.
BUCK UP, LADS.
REMEMBER--
NO PAIN, NO GAIN.
[CRASH]
SO MUCH FOR THE PAIN.
HOW'S ABOUT
A BIT OF LUNCH?
THE STRONGEST BLOKE
I EVER KNEW
LIVED OFF THIS STUFF
FOR A YEAR
WHILST ENGAGED
IN FINGER WRESTLING MATCH
WITH A HIMALAYAN GORILLA.
KEPT HIM
FROM GOING BANANAS.
WHAT WE HAVING?
DRIED BOLL WEEVIL
IN WHEAT GERM GRANOLA.
HAVE A TRY.
[GULP]
EW! THIS STUFF
TASTES TERRIBLE.
THAT'S THE WHOLE IDEA, LOVE.
THAT WAY,
YOU DON'T EAT TO MUCH.
[SNORING]
[CRASH]
CRIKEY! SOUNDS
LIKE BURGLARS TO ME.
HYAH!
GOTCHA,
YOU THIEVING BLUDGERS!
[GASPS]
UH, GOLLY, MONTY.
THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.
UH-UH. WE'RE
JUST, UH, UH...
A DREAM. YOU'RE
DREAMING, MONTEREY.
AHH.
WELL, IF THIS IS A DREAM,
I'LL JUST FINISH IT
BACK IN ME BED
WHERE IT'S WARMER.
WHEW!
IF MY DREAM KNOWS
WHAT'S GOOD FOR IT,
IT HAD BETTER
BE GOING BACK TO BED, TOO.
[SNORING]
[HORN BLOWS]
RISE AND SHINE,
MATES!
NOTHING LIKE A MORNING JOG
TO WORK OUT THE KINKS!
WE'LL SHOW YOU HOW
TO WORK OUT THE KINKS!
READY, GUYS?
READY.
[YAWNS] AND NOW FOR THE
INCREDIBLY EARLY MORNING NEWS.
THERE WAS YET ANOTHER
MIDAIR JEWEL HEIST LAST NIGHT.
POLICE ARE STILL BAFFLED
BY THE FRUITY CLUES
BEING LEFT BEHIND.
AND IN OTHER NEWS...
FOOD!
[CHOMPING]
[HICCUP]
-THIS ONE WILL DO.
-WHOA!
I'LL GRAB
SOME BANANAS.
DO YOU THINK
THIS IS ENOUGH?
IT'S GOOD ENOUGH
FOR THOSE FOOLS
THE BOSS IS USING.
BOY, THIS FRUIT MUST
BE REALLY FRESH.
IT'S STILL MOVING.
HERE'S THE FRUIT
LIKE YOU ORDERED, BOSS.
EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT.
LET'S SEE NOW.
APPLES, ORANGES, BANANAS.
VERY GOOD.
AND A PINEAPPLE!
YOU'VE REALLY
OUTDONE YOURSELVES.
WHAT?
NO PEARS?
I TOLD YOU NINNIES
THEY LIKE
A WIDE SELECTION.
HOW CAN YOU HAVE VARIETY
WITHOUT PEARS?
[DOORBELL]
SAVED BY THE BELL,
GENTLEMEN.
OOH,
THAT WAS CLOSE.
SHH!
-[DING]
-AHH, IF IT ISN'T MY LITTLE
WINGED MESSENGERS NOW.
ENTRE VOUS, WON'T YOU?
GOSH. HE NEVER
SPEAKS FRENCH TO US.
YOU SENT FOR US AGAIN,
MR. FAT CAT BOSS MAN?
[YAWNS]
IT TOO EARLY
FOR US FRUIT BATS, MAN.
THE SUN
STILL SHINES.
I DIDN'T GET
A CHANCE TO EAT.
NUH-UH-UH.
NOT UNTIL YOU AGREE
TO TAKE CARE OF ANOTHER
TEENY, TINY, LITTLE JOB
FOR THE BOSS MAN.
JAMAICAN FRUIT BATS
DO ANYTHING
FOR THE FRUIT, MAN.
YEAH, MAN.
ANYTHING.
YES, I KNOW.
AND I LOVE IT!
GO FOR IT, BOYS.
EEE! HOW I DO LOVE
THE PINEAPPLE FRUIT, MAN!
[BOTH GASP]
HEY, MAN, THIS IS THE MOST
RIGHTEOUS FRUIT I SEE
IN A LONG TIME.
WATCH THIS--
ONE BITE.
[BOTH GASP]
OH, A FRUIT THIS FINE
MUST BE SHARED.
THAT'S RIGHT--
WITH ME! GIVE ME THAT!
GIVE ME THE PINEAPPLE.
OOH, THAT'S MINE.
[ALL ARGUING]
GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN,
IT'S TIME TO BE GOING.
[ARGUING CONTINUES]
RIGHT NOW!
IT WOULD BE SUCH A SHAME
IF YOU MISSED THE APPOINTMENT
I'VE ARRANGED FOR YOU.
R-- R-- RIGHT AWAY,
MR. FAT CAT.
WE JUST TAKING
OUR FRUIT WITH US.
IT JUST TO KEEP
THE ENERGY UP.
HURRY BACK.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM
WITH FOREIGN IMPORTS--
IT'S A PAIN
GETTING DECENT SERVICE.
MAN, THAT IS
ONE CRAZY CAT.
YOU GOT
THAT RIGHT, MAN.
HIS BANANA BOAT IS
SHORT ONE BUNCH.
WHAT DO YOU THINK
THEY'RE GONNA DO FOR FAT CAT?
LET'S GET THE RANGER PLANE
AND FIND OUT.
HEY, YOU GUYS!
LET'S GO.
WE GOT A CASE.
WELL, IT'S
THE SLACKERS.
COULDN'T TAKE
THE PACE, EH?
NO TIME FOR EXERCISE
NOW, MONTEREY!
WE NEED THE RANGER
PLANE TO--
OH, NO!
I HAD GADGET FIX IT
SO WE CAN EXERCISE
EVEN WHEN WE'RE
ON A CASE.
GOLLY, I WAS JUST TRYING
TO BE HELPFUL.
HOW CAN WE TELL
WHICH WAY THE FRUIT BATS WENT?
WE JUST FOLLOW
THEIR TRAIL.
THOSE FRUIT BATS ARE
FLYING GARBAGE DISPOSALS.
THIS'LL HAVE US FITTER
THAN WEASELS IN A WASHTUB
IN NO TIME AT ALL.
[PANTING]
WHAT SAY WE TAKE
A BREAK, YOU GUYS?
EVERYTHING IN MODERATION,
YOU KNOW?
WE'RE NEVER GONNA
CATCH UP TO 'EM.
WE MIGHT AS WELL
GIVE UP AND GO HOME.
[PANTING]
WELL, OKAY...
IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT.
HEY! WHO ORDERED
THE FRUIT COCKTAIL?
IT'S THOSE BATS.
[SIGHS]
NOW I'M READY
FOR A RIGHTEOUS, FINE NAP.
NO TIME FOR THAT, BOOBOO.
HERE COME OUR DATE,
AND SHE SURE IS LOOKING
FAT FOR THE PLUCKING, MAN.
WONDER WHY THEY'RE GOING
AFTER THAT HELICOPTER.
THAT'S THE KIND
THAT WAS ROBBED.
IT'S THE FRUIT BATS!
THEY'RE STEALING JEWELS
FOR FAT CAT!
THEN LET'S GO.
START PEDALING!
[PANTING]
RIGHT. RESCUE RANGERS
[GASPS] AWAY!
DALE, HEAD THEM OFF!
YOU BETCHA.
WE CAN JUST--
WHOA!
IT'S THE DOWN DRAFT
FROM THE PROPELLERS!
KEEP PUMPING!
TRY TO KEEP IT STEADY.
RIGHT.
THE WIND SHOULDN'T
BOTHER US UNDER HERE.
BUT WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE BATS?
I'LL FIND OUT.
HA HA! EASY AS SLICING
KEY LIME PIE.
YOU WERE RIGHT, CHIP.
THEY'RE THE JEWEL THIEVES.
SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO ABOUT IT?
[PANTING]
COME ON, MONTY.
CAN'T LET YOUR MATES
HAVE ALL THE FUN.
[SCREAMS]
AAH!
MONTEREY!
HELP!
MONTY!
[GRUNTS]
RESCUE RANGERS AWAY!
CRIKEY!
GRAB ON, MONTY!
HAVE YOU UP
IN JUST A SEC, GUYS.
GOLLY, THAT WAS HANDY.
THAT BE THE MOST OF IT.
TIME TO GET BACK
TO THE FAT CAT.
THAT LOONY CAT BETTER HAVE
SOME RIGHTEOUS FINE FRUIT
TO PAY
FOR THIS WORK.
I GOT MY WIND BACK NOW, MATES,
BUT THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!
NOT IF WE CAN
HITCH A RIDE.
HOW ABOUT IT, MONTEREY?
WELL, I SAY GO FOR IT!
ELEVATOR
COMING DOWN!
OH, NO! WHAT ARE
THEY DOING?
MY DAYS AT THE CIRCUS TAUGHT ME
THE TWO RULES OF ACROBATICS:
ONE, TRY NOT TO LOOK DOWN,
TWO, DON'T FALL
ON THE CLOWNS!
HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
STOP SHAKING
THE LOAD, MAN.
ME? YOU'RE THE ONE
NOT CARRYING THE LOAD.
AHH.
THIS'LL DO.
ISN'T COMMERCE
WONDERFUL?
IMAGINE TRADING
NECTARINES FOR NECKLACES,
BANANAS FOR BROOCHES,
AND TANGELOS FOR TIARAS.
OH!
OH, I'M SO SHREWD.
YOU'RE THE SHREWDEST, BOSS.
THE MOST TIPTOP,
FAT CAT.
[SIGHS]
BUT IT CAN'T LAST
FOREVER, YOU KNOW.
THE COPS WILL WISE UP
AND FIND ANOTHER WAY
TO SHIP THE JEWELS,
AND THEN I'LL SHIP
THOSE BATTY FRUITCAKES
BACK TO JAMAICA!
REALLY?
GOSH. WE THOUGHT
YOU LIKED THEM BETTER THAN US.
WHAT?
BETTER THAN YOU,
WHO'VE BEEN WITH ME
THROUGH THICK AND THIN,
BOOM AND BUST?
YOU, MI AMIGOS?
COMPADRES?
MON FRERES?
YOU?
HELLO, FAT CAT.
WE COME BACK, MAN.
GENTLEMEN!
WHAT HAVE MY FAVORITE
FRUIT BATS BROUGHT ME?
[GASPS]
PEARLS AND DIAMONDS
AND RESCUE RANGERS
AND EMERALDS AND--
RESCUE RANGERS?
GET THEM!
OH, THEY AFTER OUR FRUIT.
THAT'S OURS!
BANANA, BANANA, BANANA.
COME ON!
FIRE UP THE CUISINART, BOYS.
IT'S TIME FOR SOME
RESCUE RANGER PRESERVES!
[RUMBLING]
WHAT IN THE WORLD?
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
WE'VE SNAGGED SOMETHING.
GET UNDER COVER!
WHAT HAPPENING?
HERE, KITTY, KITTY.
SAY, "AHH."
[ALL SCREAM]
AAH!
YOU KNOW, MAN,
I THINK I'M GETTING
TIRED OF THE FRUITS.
YEAH, MAN. MAYBE WE CAN
EAT SOMETHING SOFTER.
[GROANS]
THE MISSING JEWELS.
WHERE'D THEY COME FROM?
OH, DRAT!
THE STOLEN JEWELS
WERE RECOVERED,
BUT THE IDENTITY
OF THE THIEVES
REMAINS A MYSTERY.
NOT TO MENTION THE GUYS
WHO RECOVERED THEM.
ANOTHER BROMINE TABLET,
ZIPPER, MY PAL.
HA HA!
NOTHING TOPS
A LITTLE TIME
IN A HOT TUB.
HEY!
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOIN'?
ER, UH...
I THOUGHT MAYBE WE'VE
HAD ENOUGH EXERCISING.
RIGHT.
EVERYTHING IN MODERATION!
[ALL LAUGH]
[END MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ SOMETIMES
SOME CRIMES ♪
♪ GO SLIPPIN'
THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪
♪ ARE PICKIN' UP
THE SLACK ♪
♪ THERE'S NO CASE
TOO BIG ♪
♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP,
JUST CALL ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO,
IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG
GETS SOLVED ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO,
IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
♪ AND FIND THE WHERES
AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N DALE ♪
CHIEF MARLEY,
WILL THESE NEW
ARMORED HELICOPTERS
REALLY DO AWAY
WITH JEWEL ROBBERIES?
ABSOLUTELY.
WEALTHY CITIZENS
LIKE LADY RICHMORE HERE
WILL BE ABLE TO TRANSPORT
THEIR JEWELS IN COMPLETE SAFETY.
UNLESS, OF COURSE,
CROOKS GROW WINGS!
-HA HA HA!
-HO HO!
HUH?
BANANA PEELS!
MY JEWELS!
OHH!
THE PILOTS
DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
AND WHAT'S MORE, THEY SWEAR
THE JEWELS WERE THERE
WHEN THEY TOOK OFF.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
ALL RIGHT, CHIEF.
UH, RIGHT AWAY.
AAH!
MORE CLUES,
SPINELLI.
YECCHH!
YOU CALL THIS A CLUE?
HEY!
GOLLY!
THIEVES WHO STEAL JEWELS
IN MID AIR!
YEAH, WHY DON'T WE EVER
GET NEAT CASES LIKE THAT?
HOW ABOUT A BITE,
MONTEREY?
SURE, PALLY.
SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE,
I ALWAYS SAY.
GEE, THANKS.
DON'T MENTION IT.
WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?
WHAT KIND OF CROOK
SNACKS ON FRUIT
IN THE MIDDLE OF A HEIST?
A HUNGRY ONE?
OH, YOU'RE
A REAL BIG HELP!
GO ON,
GET OUT OF HERE!
SPEAKING OF HUNGRY...
[BOTH SNORING]
CHEESE!
UH-OH!
HMM, THOUGHT I HAD
A PICKLE IN HERE.
OH, NO!
WHAT?
WHY, YOU!
GOT YOU NOW, MOUSE.
GET THAT RODENT!
GOTCHA!
WHAT?
-HERE THEY COME.
-GET READY.
NOW!
[CRASH]
THAT DOES IT.
WE'VE GOT TO GET A CAT.
♪ YA DA DA DEE DEE ♪
♪ YA DA DA DOOP DE DOO ♪
SAY. THERE'S
NOTHING LEFT.
YOU'VE GOT TO STOP
THIS SNACKING, MONTEREY.
YEAH. WE COULD ALL
HAVE BEEN CAUGHT
ON ACCOUNT OF YOU.
AW, YOU'RE
EXAGGERATING.
I'M AS FIT
AS I EVER WAS.
UH-HUH.
YOU MATES ARE MISTAKING
MY MUSCULARITY FOR FAT.
UH-HUH.
YOU KNOW THAT
I HAVE LARGE BONES.
-[CHAIR CRACKS]
-[GROANS]
YOU'RE RIGHT.
MY TUMMY'S
GOT ITS OWN MIND.
THIS IS NOT RIGHT
FOR A RESCUE RANGER TO LOOK.
FROM NOW ON, MONTEREY JACK'S
ON A STRICT REGIMEN
OF DIET
AND EXERCISE.
OH, BOY, OH, BOY.
SORRY, MATE,
BUT THE FIRST THING
WE RANGERS GOT TO LEARN
IS MODERATION.
WE?
HERE. HAVE
A PARSLEY SPRIG.
POLICE ARE STILL NO CLOSER
TO SOLVING THE MYSTERY
OF THE MYSTERIOUS
MIDAIR ROBBERIES.
HOWEVER, THE HELICOPTER
TRANSPORT COMPANY
HAS NO PLANS
TO DISCONTINUE SERVICE.
THAT'S IT FOR THE NEWS.
NOW BACK TO
AEROBIC DANCING WITH DEB.
COOL JETS, EVERYBODY.
LET'S START
WITH THE BASICS.
HOW'S ABOUT PRACTICING
A LITTLE MODERATION NOW,
MONTEREY?
YEAH. I'M POOPED.
BUCK UP, LADS.
REMEMBER--
NO PAIN, NO GAIN.
[CRASH]
SO MUCH FOR THE PAIN.
HOW'S ABOUT
A BIT OF LUNCH?
THE STRONGEST BLOKE
I EVER KNEW
LIVED OFF THIS STUFF
FOR A YEAR
WHILST ENGAGED
IN FINGER WRESTLING MATCH
WITH A HIMALAYAN GORILLA.
KEPT HIM
FROM GOING BANANAS.
WHAT WE HAVING?
DRIED BOLL WEEVIL
IN WHEAT GERM GRANOLA.
HAVE A TRY.
[GULP]
EW! THIS STUFF
TASTES TERRIBLE.
THAT'S THE WHOLE IDEA, LOVE.
THAT WAY,
YOU DON'T EAT TO MUCH.
[SNORING]
[CRASH]
CRIKEY! SOUNDS
LIKE BURGLARS TO ME.
HYAH!
GOTCHA,
YOU THIEVING BLUDGERS!
[GASPS]
UH, GOLLY, MONTY.
THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.
UH-UH. WE'RE
JUST, UH, UH...
A DREAM. YOU'RE
DREAMING, MONTEREY.
AHH.
WELL, IF THIS IS A DREAM,
I'LL JUST FINISH IT
BACK IN ME BED
WHERE IT'S WARMER.
WHEW!
IF MY DREAM KNOWS
WHAT'S GOOD FOR IT,
IT HAD BETTER
BE GOING BACK TO BED, TOO.
[SNORING]
[HORN BLOWS]
RISE AND SHINE,
MATES!
NOTHING LIKE A MORNING JOG
TO WORK OUT THE KINKS!
WE'LL SHOW YOU HOW
TO WORK OUT THE KINKS!
READY, GUYS?
READY.
[YAWNS] AND NOW FOR THE
INCREDIBLY EARLY MORNING NEWS.
THERE WAS YET ANOTHER
MIDAIR JEWEL HEIST LAST NIGHT.
POLICE ARE STILL BAFFLED
BY THE FRUITY CLUES
BEING LEFT BEHIND.
AND IN OTHER NEWS...
FOOD!
[CHOMPING]
[HICCUP]
-THIS ONE WILL DO.
-WHOA!
I'LL GRAB
SOME BANANAS.
DO YOU THINK
THIS IS ENOUGH?
IT'S GOOD ENOUGH
FOR THOSE FOOLS
THE BOSS IS USING.
BOY, THIS FRUIT MUST
BE REALLY FRESH.
IT'S STILL MOVING.
HERE'S THE FRUIT
LIKE YOU ORDERED, BOSS.
EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT.
LET'S SEE NOW.
APPLES, ORANGES, BANANAS.
VERY GOOD.
AND A PINEAPPLE!
YOU'VE REALLY
OUTDONE YOURSELVES.
WHAT?
NO PEARS?
I TOLD YOU NINNIES
THEY LIKE
A WIDE SELECTION.
HOW CAN YOU HAVE VARIETY
WITHOUT PEARS?
[DOORBELL]
SAVED BY THE BELL,
GENTLEMEN.
OOH,
THAT WAS CLOSE.
SHH!
-[DING]
-AHH, IF IT ISN'T MY LITTLE
WINGED MESSENGERS NOW.
ENTRE VOUS, WON'T YOU?
GOSH. HE NEVER
SPEAKS FRENCH TO US.
YOU SENT FOR US AGAIN,
MR. FAT CAT BOSS MAN?
[YAWNS]
IT TOO EARLY
FOR US FRUIT BATS, MAN.
THE SUN
STILL SHINES.
I DIDN'T GET
A CHANCE TO EAT.
NUH-UH-UH.
NOT UNTIL YOU AGREE
TO TAKE CARE OF ANOTHER
TEENY, TINY, LITTLE JOB
FOR THE BOSS MAN.
JAMAICAN FRUIT BATS
DO ANYTHING
FOR THE FRUIT, MAN.
YEAH, MAN.
ANYTHING.
YES, I KNOW.
AND I LOVE IT!
GO FOR IT, BOYS.
EEE! HOW I DO LOVE
THE PINEAPPLE FRUIT, MAN!
[BOTH GASP]
HEY, MAN, THIS IS THE MOST
RIGHTEOUS FRUIT I SEE
IN A LONG TIME.
WATCH THIS--
ONE BITE.
[BOTH GASP]
OH, A FRUIT THIS FINE
MUST BE SHARED.
THAT'S RIGHT--
WITH ME! GIVE ME THAT!
GIVE ME THE PINEAPPLE.
OOH, THAT'S MINE.
[ALL ARGUING]
GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN,
IT'S TIME TO BE GOING.
[ARGUING CONTINUES]
RIGHT NOW!
IT WOULD BE SUCH A SHAME
IF YOU MISSED THE APPOINTMENT
I'VE ARRANGED FOR YOU.
R-- R-- RIGHT AWAY,
MR. FAT CAT.
WE JUST TAKING
OUR FRUIT WITH US.
IT JUST TO KEEP
THE ENERGY UP.
HURRY BACK.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM
WITH FOREIGN IMPORTS--
IT'S A PAIN
GETTING DECENT SERVICE.
MAN, THAT IS
ONE CRAZY CAT.
YOU GOT
THAT RIGHT, MAN.
HIS BANANA BOAT IS
SHORT ONE BUNCH.
WHAT DO YOU THINK
THEY'RE GONNA DO FOR FAT CAT?
LET'S GET THE RANGER PLANE
AND FIND OUT.
HEY, YOU GUYS!
LET'S GO.
WE GOT A CASE.
WELL, IT'S
THE SLACKERS.
COULDN'T TAKE
THE PACE, EH?
NO TIME FOR EXERCISE
NOW, MONTEREY!
WE NEED THE RANGER
PLANE TO--
OH, NO!
I HAD GADGET FIX IT
SO WE CAN EXERCISE
EVEN WHEN WE'RE
ON A CASE.
GOLLY, I WAS JUST TRYING
TO BE HELPFUL.
HOW CAN WE TELL
WHICH WAY THE FRUIT BATS WENT?
WE JUST FOLLOW
THEIR TRAIL.
THOSE FRUIT BATS ARE
FLYING GARBAGE DISPOSALS.
THIS'LL HAVE US FITTER
THAN WEASELS IN A WASHTUB
IN NO TIME AT ALL.
[PANTING]
WHAT SAY WE TAKE
A BREAK, YOU GUYS?
EVERYTHING IN MODERATION,
YOU KNOW?
WE'RE NEVER GONNA
CATCH UP TO 'EM.
WE MIGHT AS WELL
GIVE UP AND GO HOME.
[PANTING]
WELL, OKAY...
IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT.
HEY! WHO ORDERED
THE FRUIT COCKTAIL?
IT'S THOSE BATS.
[SIGHS]
NOW I'M READY
FOR A RIGHTEOUS, FINE NAP.
NO TIME FOR THAT, BOOBOO.
HERE COME OUR DATE,
AND SHE SURE IS LOOKING
FAT FOR THE PLUCKING, MAN.
WONDER WHY THEY'RE GOING
AFTER THAT HELICOPTER.
THAT'S THE KIND
THAT WAS ROBBED.
IT'S THE FRUIT BATS!
THEY'RE STEALING JEWELS
FOR FAT CAT!
THEN LET'S GO.
START PEDALING!
[PANTING]
RIGHT. RESCUE RANGERS
[GASPS] AWAY!
DALE, HEAD THEM OFF!
YOU BETCHA.
WE CAN JUST--
WHOA!
IT'S THE DOWN DRAFT
FROM THE PROPELLERS!
KEEP PUMPING!
TRY TO KEEP IT STEADY.
RIGHT.
THE WIND SHOULDN'T
BOTHER US UNDER HERE.
BUT WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE BATS?
I'LL FIND OUT.
HA HA! EASY AS SLICING
KEY LIME PIE.
YOU WERE RIGHT, CHIP.
THEY'RE THE JEWEL THIEVES.
SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO ABOUT IT?
[PANTING]
COME ON, MONTY.
CAN'T LET YOUR MATES
HAVE ALL THE FUN.
[SCREAMS]
AAH!
MONTEREY!
HELP!
MONTY!
[GRUNTS]
RESCUE RANGERS AWAY!
CRIKEY!
GRAB ON, MONTY!
HAVE YOU UP
IN JUST A SEC, GUYS.
GOLLY, THAT WAS HANDY.
THAT BE THE MOST OF IT.
TIME TO GET BACK
TO THE FAT CAT.
THAT LOONY CAT BETTER HAVE
SOME RIGHTEOUS FINE FRUIT
TO PAY
FOR THIS WORK.
I GOT MY WIND BACK NOW, MATES,
BUT THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!
NOT IF WE CAN
HITCH A RIDE.
HOW ABOUT IT, MONTEREY?
WELL, I SAY GO FOR IT!
ELEVATOR
COMING DOWN!
OH, NO! WHAT ARE
THEY DOING?
MY DAYS AT THE CIRCUS TAUGHT ME
THE TWO RULES OF ACROBATICS:
ONE, TRY NOT TO LOOK DOWN,
TWO, DON'T FALL
ON THE CLOWNS!
HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
STOP SHAKING
THE LOAD, MAN.
ME? YOU'RE THE ONE
NOT CARRYING THE LOAD.
AHH.
THIS'LL DO.
ISN'T COMMERCE
WONDERFUL?
IMAGINE TRADING
NECTARINES FOR NECKLACES,
BANANAS FOR BROOCHES,
AND TANGELOS FOR TIARAS.
OH!
OH, I'M SO SHREWD.
YOU'RE THE SHREWDEST, BOSS.
THE MOST TIPTOP,
FAT CAT.
[SIGHS]
BUT IT CAN'T LAST
FOREVER, YOU KNOW.
THE COPS WILL WISE UP
AND FIND ANOTHER WAY
TO SHIP THE JEWELS,
AND THEN I'LL SHIP
THOSE BATTY FRUITCAKES
BACK TO JAMAICA!
REALLY?
GOSH. WE THOUGHT
YOU LIKED THEM BETTER THAN US.
WHAT?
BETTER THAN YOU,
WHO'VE BEEN WITH ME
THROUGH THICK AND THIN,
BOOM AND BUST?
YOU, MI AMIGOS?
COMPADRES?
MON FRERES?
YOU?
HELLO, FAT CAT.
WE COME BACK, MAN.
GENTLEMEN!
WHAT HAVE MY FAVORITE
FRUIT BATS BROUGHT ME?
[GASPS]
PEARLS AND DIAMONDS
AND RESCUE RANGERS
AND EMERALDS AND--
RESCUE RANGERS?
GET THEM!
OH, THEY AFTER OUR FRUIT.
THAT'S OURS!
BANANA, BANANA, BANANA.
COME ON!
FIRE UP THE CUISINART, BOYS.
IT'S TIME FOR SOME
RESCUE RANGER PRESERVES!
[RUMBLING]
WHAT IN THE WORLD?
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
WE'VE SNAGGED SOMETHING.
GET UNDER COVER!
WHAT HAPPENING?
HERE, KITTY, KITTY.
SAY, "AHH."
[ALL SCREAM]
AAH!
YOU KNOW, MAN,
I THINK I'M GETTING
TIRED OF THE FRUITS.
YEAH, MAN. MAYBE WE CAN
EAT SOMETHING SOFTER.
[GROANS]
THE MISSING JEWELS.
WHERE'D THEY COME FROM?
OH, DRAT!
THE STOLEN JEWELS
WERE RECOVERED,
BUT THE IDENTITY
OF THE THIEVES
REMAINS A MYSTERY.
NOT TO MENTION THE GUYS
WHO RECOVERED THEM.
ANOTHER BROMINE TABLET,
ZIPPER, MY PAL.
HA HA!
NOTHING TOPS
A LITTLE TIME
IN A HOT TUB.
HEY!
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOIN'?
ER, UH...
I THOUGHT MAYBE WE'VE
HAD ENOUGH EXERCISING.
RIGHT.
EVERYTHING IN MODERATION!
[ALL LAUGH]
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