Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers (1988–1990): Season 2, Episode 20 - A Creep in the Deep - full transcript

The Rangers investigate a series of bizarre attacks on seafood restaurants.

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What the heck!

Hey, he's gonna hit.

(CRASHING)

TRUCK DRIVER ON TV:
The monster came right at me.

I tried to swerve,
but I think
he was out to get me.

Next thing I knew, wham!

Then nothin'
but frozen mackerel
all over the highway.

There you have it,

another in the series
of bizarre seafood attacks.

This is Stan Blather
reporting.

Holy mackerel! There's a case
for the Rescue Rangers.

Gosh, Chip,

do you really think
frozen fillets count
as animals in trouble?

Aw, the whole thing
sounds fishy to me.

(GROANING)

Come on, mates.
I'm with Chip.

We ain't had an adventure
since yesterday.

I'm startin' to get stale.

But this time, pally,

let's go easy
on your clues
and detection stuff.

Scientific detection
is how you solve mysteries.

MONTEREY: It's borin'.

You solve things
by jumpin' in,
grabbin' the bad guy

and tyin' him into knots.

Jumping in without a plan
is just going to get your tail
in trouble, Monterey.

Don't worry about me, mate.

MONTEREY: Ouch!

DALE: Those sure are
crazy tire tracks.

Look, Gadget,
they go right into the water.

Or maybe they came
out of the water.

So much for your clues, Chip.

You don't know
if you're comin' or goin'.

Let me know
when there's somethin'
worth gettin' up about.

Cheese.

Oh, no!
Monty's having
another cheese attack.

CHIP: He must have smelled
the cheese pizza.

(ALL GASPING)

ALL: Oh, no!

(GRUNTING)

(SCREAMING)

(CRASHING)

(MOANING)

CHIP: Well, Monterey Jack,

is that what you meant
by jumping into things?

Are you okay, Monty?

Well, I burned me tail a bit.

But at least
the pizza's good and hot.

(GULPING)

Boy! Nothin' like
a pineapple-anchovy pizza

to put me in the mood
for romance.

Oh, please!

MONTEREY: Reminds me
of the time I visited
the Leaning Tower in Italy.

Had the best piece
of pizza in Pisa.

(LAUGHING)

(SCREAMING)

It's the monster!

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

Blimey! It's a sea monster.

GADGET: No, it's a submarine.

It's a submarine
full of sea monsters.

FIN: Destroy the kitchen
of the land walkers.

All Hands, on deck.

Aye, aye, Captain Fin, sir.

All Hands,
get all the canned anchovies
from the kitchen.

Our brothers deserve
a decent burial at sea.

Aye, aye, Captain Fin.

Hmm.
Hasn't got his land legs yet.

Captain Fin must be the one
who attacked
the truckload of fish.

Right.
So much for detection.

Now let's get 'em.

Oh, no!

Monty, come back!

I knew when I found
this abandoned submarine

that I'd have my revenge,

but I didn't know
it would be so much fun.

(LAUGHING)

(GASPING)

This whole ship's
full of water.

(SCREAMING)

(GASPS)

He's gonna drown!

(SQUEAKING) Uh-oh!

Cooking oil? Great idea, Zip.

Are you all right,
Monterey?

Still in one piece.

Kind of
an odd-shaped piece, though.

How can we find Captain Fin

when he could be anywhere
under the sea?

By calming down
and fishing for some clues
at the Seafood Bar.

MONTEREY: Here,
you better let me
do the talkin', mates.

I knew a lobster
that shot off his mouth here

and found himself
in real hot water.

We're in luck, mates.

There's Barnacle Bill
the barnacle.

He's always
hangin' around the docks.

Ought to know somethin'.

Owes me a favor, too.

Helped him
out of a scrape once.

Ahoy, Barnacle!

How are things
below the waterline?

Look what
the tide washed in, boys.

It's Monterey Jack.

(LAUGHS) Let me buy you
and your mates
somethin' to drink.

Here, how about
a shrimp cocktail?

Who are you callin' a shrimp?

I'm a prawn, buddy,
and I'm proud of it.

MONTEREY: Calm down, mate.
No offense.

(EXCLAIMING) Ow!

(SCREAMING)

(ALL GRUNTING)

Shelly was never one
for conversation.

He always clams up.

(SIGHING WITH RELIEF)

You should think
before you say anything.

You're right, Gadget.

Looks like
I took another wrong turn.

And we still
haven't found out
anything about Captain Fin.

Fin?

Seems like
those pod swabs over there

were flappin' their fins
about him.

You mean
he crashed the submarine
right into the pet store?

Uh-huh. Said he was
liberating us from the slavery
of the land walkers.

And we swallowed it,
hook, line and sinker.

Yeah, we gave up everything,

a tank with a view
and all the fish flakes
we could eat.

Do you know
where Captain Fin is now?

No, but we heard him
planning his first
daylight raid

on Sealand.

Sealand.

Thanks, that's
just what we need.

(SIGHS)

Remember that
little treasure chest
with the bubbles?

Hmm. I could watch
that thing all day.

Everybody's heard of Nemo.

He's Sealand's biggest star.

That's why Nemo
is the most likely target
of Captain Fin.

That's deduction.

Right.

Captain Fin is real interested

in someone
who spends his days
jumpin' through hoops.

I'm sure that makes him
a really big star.

NEMO: Sorry about that.

Didn't see you little guys.

Just warmin' up for my act,
you know.

CHIP: We're here
to warn you.

A submarine
is going to attack Sealand.

A submarine?

(LAUGHING)

Why don't you take a look
over that wall?

Golly,
it must be 100 feet down.

MONTEREY: There's no way
Captain Fin can get up here.

That's deduction.

How come I have to do
the hard work?

Do you hear something?

Not a whisper, mate.

Sound carries better
under water.

(GURGLING)

It sounds like
somebody's trying
to get a drain unstuck.

The Captain
never asks those squids
to do anything like this.

(EXCLAIMS)

No, it's always
All Hands' job.

Golly, you're right,
Chipper.

It's that octopus
of Captain Fin.

Just give me a second
and we'll take care of him.

Might as well
take the quick way down.

This is 93 times faster
than an ordinary fishing reel.

Oops.
Maybe I should try
a smaller rocket.

(ALL SCREAMING)

(SQUEAKING)

DALE: Hey, Zipper,
is that you?

(SQUEAKING)

We're inside.
Everybody is okay.

Speak for yourself, pally.

Oh, Monty,
not your tail again.

Golly, Nemo should floss
more often.

If we don't
finish this case soon,

I'm gonna need
a tail transplant.

Greetings, my brother.

I, Captain Fin,
have set you free.

Now I ask you to join me
in my fight
against the land walkers.

CHIP: You must be crazy.

DALE: Yeah, go soak your head.

Fascinating.
A whale ventriloquist.

Let's ram that sub.

Right.
Full speed ahead, Nemo.

Reel me in, you fools.

He's gonna ram us,
Captain Fin.

That traitor!

Let that be a lesson to you.

Never trust anybody
who breathes air.

(ALL SCREAMING)

What are you waiting for?

Get us away from that maniac.

Well, I better get over
to the Sealand docks
so they can find me.

ALL: What?

You'll be back
jumpin' through hoops all day.

Don't you wanna be free?

What? And give up showbiz?

Well, what now, Chip?

I hate to say it,

but we could sure use
some of your
deductive-type plannin'.

Why don't you use your head
for a change?

Well, at least
he used his head.

Are you all right, Monty?

I've been better,
Gadget, love,

but at least
it didn't land on me tail.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Water?

It's a note asking for help.

CHIP: And it looks like
it was written by an octopus.

Hey, we haven't seen
All Hands the octopus

since the explosion
up at the tank.

Well, it's our only lead.

We have to get up there
and check it out.

Climb back up the cliff?

Couldn't we just
look for clues down here

where we don't have to do
any climbin'?

Say, I could help you out.
Step right in.

Jiminy! I can't believe
I'm doin' this willingly.

(INHALING)

ALL: Rescue Rangers, away!

Nothin' like takin'
the express route.

GADGET: Look, he broke
his diving helmet.

I mean, walking helmet,
or whatever.

Captain Fin will save me,
he will.

I'm his strong right arms.

If we toss these notes
into the ocean,

Fin is sure to come back
to rescue Legs there.

Boy, Monty, that almost
sounds like a plan.

Some plan.

What'll we do
when he gets here?

Fire when you have the range,
Mr. Starfish.

Aye, Captain.

Well done.

Now, send up the life bucket.

Thank you, Captain.

I knew you wouldn't leave me
high and dry.

Full speed ahead, Zipper.

Hang on, guys.

FIN: Come, gentlemen.

I need music
to plot the destruction
of the land walkers.

Me mum always said
I was a bit of a bubblehead.

If we can wreck
these controls,

Captain Fin will be
out of business.

But how do we do that?

If we try everything at once,
it should overload the system.

Right. Random destruction.

That's my kind of plan.

(ALARM BLARING)

Do you think they heard that?

Hee. Guess maybe they did.

(PLAYING SOMBER MUSIC)

(PLAYS WRONG NOTE)

Ouch!

Can't you get
the fingering right?

But--But, Captain Fin,
I don't have fingers.

(SIGHING WITH PLEASURE)

You air breathers will pay
for what you've done to me.

I was picked to be
the anchovy valedictorian

of my school of fish,

but you land walkers netted
my entire graduating class

(SOBS)

and turned them
into pizza topping
and salad garnish.

(ALL SOBBING)

I wandered the seas
not knowing what to do next,

but then
I found this submarine,

the tool of my revenge.

It was practically new.

It only had
20,000 leagues on it.

Now I strike
for all of fishdom.

No fish will ever
get hooked again!

(ALL CHEERING)

The oceans are too big.

You can't stop the world
from fishing.

Ah, but I can make an example
of your city.

The humans have trouble
seeing things my way,

so I'm going to give them
a real fisheye view.

This submarine
is going to punch a hole
in the county dam

and put the entire city
under water.

(LAUGHING)

This is pitiful.

There's nothing
big enough to save
in the whole river.

Drive! Drive!

We gotta stop them
before they flood the city.

First, we gotta get out
of this blinkin' aquarium.

I don't suppose
you have a plan.

No problem.

Do you always
carry a glass cutter
around with you?

No, just when
I wanna cut glass.

There.

(BOTH GASPING FOR AIR)

This water's makin' me tail
go all wrinkled and pruney.

Forget that.
We're almost to the dam.

If we had a bilge pump,

we could hang my tail
and Captain Fin out to dry.

Say, we do have a pump,

courtesy of Captain Fin.

Let the engines
build up steam,
Mr. Starfish.

We'll either punch a hole
in that dam

or smash ourselves
to smithereens.

Either way,
we go in the name
of all fish everywhere.

(ALL GULPING)

There, that should do it.

CHIP: I hope
Monterey's plan works.

All right, Mr. Starfish.

Give me ramming speed.

(ORGAN PLAYING)

It must be the air breathers.

-Get them!
-Aye, Captain.

I said, ramming speed.
I won't be stopped now.

I won't let you
spoil the Captain's plans.

(EXCLAIMING)

MONTEREY: My tail!

Put me down!

Careful, Monty.
Don't do anything rash.

Me tail's been slammed,
singed,

kinked and cracked!

Now it's payback time!

(WHOOPING)

Monty!

They may be better armed,
but I'm the one who's handy.

I can't control it, Captain.

It's too late.
Nothing can stop us now.

(LAUGHING)

What?
We should be going down.

Looks like
the winds are blowing him
out toward the desert.

(LAUGHING) Then he'll
really be a fish
out of water.

Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

The Captain's
not going to like that at all,
not at all.

(SCREAMING)

Never did get his land legs.

Well, Monty,
you wanted an adventure.

Yes, and this will make
a real whale of a tale
to tell.

Please, Gadget, love,
watch your language.

Don't mention tail.