Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers (1988–1990): Season 2, Episode 16 - A Wolf in Cheap Clothing - full transcript
Dale's is convinced that a werewolf is committing robberies!
♪♪
♪ Sometimes
some crimes ♪
♪ Go slipping through
the cracks ♪
♪ But these two ♪
♪ Gumshoes ♪
♪ Are picking up the slack ♪
♪ There's no case too big ♪
♪ No case too small ♪
♪ When you need help,
just call ♪
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale's ♪
♪ Rescue Rangers ♪
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪
♪ When there's danger ♪
♪ No, no,
it never fails ♪
♪ Once they're involved ♪
♪ Somehow whatever's wrong
gets solved ♪
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪
♪ Rescue Rangers ♪
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪
♪ When there's danger ♪
♪ No, no, it never fails ♪
♪ They'll take the clues ♪
♪ And find the wheres
and whys and whos ♪
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪
♪ Rescue Rangers ♪
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪
♪ When there's danger ♪
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪
(barking)
(growling)
(whimpering)
It says he was robbed
by a wolf.
Aw, don't believe everything
you read, Muldoon.
(sniffing)
Hey, this was supposed
to be a cheeseburger.
Monterey Jack, could you
please chomp a little softer?
Yeah, we're trying
to listen.
Sorry, mates.
Hard to be quiet
when there's cheddar
in the air.
But it says some guy saw
a hairy beast with huge fangs
right near here.
Aw, it's just
a full moon.
Brings out
all the weirdos.
Full moon?
Beast?
Werewolf!
It's a werewolf, see?
It's just like
in my comics.
Will you be quiet?
That's just
a silly comic book.
Silly? Comics are
informational.
Dispatch:
Attention all cars
in the vicinity
of Lankershim and Cahuenga,
wolf reported
robbing a residence.
-A wolf?
-See?
-(sirens blare)
-(tires screech)
And then I heard
this strange howling.
And the next thing
I knew,
this huge beast
leaped through the window
and ran upstairs.
Come on, Muldoon.
Looks like we're playing
dogcatchers.
Come on, Dale.
B-But, there's
a werewolf up there.
You read too many
comics, Dale. Now, come on.
Easy on Dale, Gadget,
there's plenty of stranger
things in this mouse's world
than a--
(growling)
Werewolf!
Man, that's the biggest dog
I've ever seen.
And it has
a pretty expensive appetite.
Wowie, a real werewolf.
There's no such thing
as werewolves.
And I'll prove it.
(howling)
Where's Dale? I want
him to see this.
Knowing Dale,
he's probably off
reading his horror comics.
Well, it certainly looks
like a wolf's hair.
Crikey! Dale was right.
It was a werewolf.
Don't be silly.
It's an ordinary wolf,
not a werewolf.
I knew that. Uh...
But why would a wolf
want to steal jewels?
Maybe we can find out
when we visit the wolf
at the zoo tomorrow.
(grunting)
What's all this?
Wolfsbane.
It keeps werewolves away.
Pee-yew, that would keep
anyone away.
That only works
in comic books.
Oh, yeah?
You don't see
any werewolves in here,
do ya?
The burglar's fur seems
to match your husband's.
Oh, dear. I knew
he was up to something.
But a thief?
(snoring)
The last couple of nights
I woke up and Harry
was gone.
Gone? How'd he get
over the fence?
I don't know, but every
morning he'd be back inside
just like nothing happened.
And the other morning
Harry came home with this!
You see? Werewolves always
rip right out of their clothes.
Have you talked to him
about it?
He says he doesn't
remember.
But he's so worn out,
he sleeps through
the whole day!
It's all a mystery.
That's okay.
Solving a mystery
is what we like best.
Right.
But could we wait
until after the full moon
to solve it?
(Harry snores)
Nothing like a game of cards
to pass the time on a stakeout.
(howling)
Yeah, thanks, pally.
If somebody is gonna grab
Harry tonight, he'll have to
get past us.
I still say we could have
waited until after
the full moon.
Really, Dale.
You can't believe
those horror comics.
There's no such thing as a--
(howling)
(snarling)
-Werewolf!
-Werewolf!
That's how he gets out.
I told you,
I told you, I told you.
Let's go!
A break-in!
It must be Harry.
Better check it out.
No sign of Harry here.
Good, let's go.
(howling)
(howling)
Is that Harry?
I told ya,
he's a- a- a- a
werewolf!
More like a wolf-were.
I've never heard of a wolf
turning into a man before.
Whoa, ho, ho!
Looks like this place
could use a little
pest control.
Harry, what are you
doing here?
Picking up some decent
threads for a change, babe.
But you can't
have those things.
You're an animal!
Ow! Haha, you know it.
A party animal!
(howls)
Wait! You can't just
walk out like this.
Oh, you're right.
I almost forgot.
My boutonnière.
(laughs)
Guess it really does
only work in the comics.
(howling)
(chewing noisily)
This is too terrible to watch!
His table manners
are worse than Dale's.
(patrons gasping)
Old Harry sure is
wolfing it down.
Course, I guess
that's natural for him.
Okay, Harry, you've had
enough to eat.
It's time to get
back to the zoo.
Chip's right.
You can wait there
until this thing
wears off.
Shh.
I can't be seen
talking to chipmunks,
so why don't you
just chill out?
(snarling)
Ew! A wolf!
A big bad wolf!
(howling)
It's that--
that whatever it is again!
He's not getting away
from me.
Come back when you have
some money.
Gee, what's that guy
so sore about?
I mean, I gave him
free passes to the zoo.
Come on, Harry, please?
We gotta get you
back to your family.
Uh-uh, no way.
The night is young.
Gadget:
Wait!
You can't just
take this car.
Why not?
Well, for one thing,
you don't know how to drive.
Never too late to teach
and old wolf new tricks.
(honking)
(crashing)
(howling)
(siren wailing)
Slow down, slow down!
Watch where you're going.
Relax, I'm a human.
I can drive this thing
with my eyes closed.
(loud honk)
(loud honk)
(tires screech)
Ah!
That was another wolf!
Lookit!
Crikey, it is a werewolf.
That means that Harry--
All:
Harry!
Help!
It ducked into those trees.
See any sign of him?
(both shouting)
Well, it's about time!
Sorry, guys,
I should have
buckled up.
Golly, is everybody okay?
Monterey:
Yeah, fantastic.
That ride was like dancing
with spit on the griddle.
(groaning)
Can we do it again?
(chuckles)
(groaning)
Did you see that other guy?
I told you werewolves
was real!
It certainly looked
like he was changing
into a man.
Right, at the same time
poor Harry was turning
back into a wolf.
Sounds worth checking out.
(growling)
Both:
Harry!
(howling)
What could have brought
a wolf to the city?
Well, this one has a taste
for the finer things in life.
We think someone trained it
to rob homes.
Oh, poor Harry!
They'll take him
to the animal shelter.
You guys have to get
Harry away from those guys
and take him to the zoo.
Righto, Chipper.
Piece of cheesecake.
Dale and I will
track down that, uh--
Werewolf!
Uh, garlic and mirrors?
Oh, that's for vampires.
Aw, shuckins,
there's just no way
to cure a werewolf.
I mean, a wolf-were,
or-- or--
Hey!
The tracks lead to
Professor Nimnul's laboratory.
Aw, he can't help.
Mad scientists
are only good for
Frankenstein monsters.
(laughs)
Yup, it's Professor Nimnul,
all right.
Come on, let's see
what he's up to.
Here I sit on
the treasure trove
of stolen loot,
and the police are out
looking for a wolf.
(howls)
And it's all thanks to
my little metamorphosizer.
(sighs)
Oh, I'm such an animal. Oops!
Mustn't let any get away.
I'd be howling mad. (laughs)
(howls)
(growls)
Hey!
Oh, you'd like to get
your Tasmanian claws on me,
wouldn't you?
(growling)
Well, here,
you fur-brained devil!
Take your best shot.
Huh?
What? Nimnul is crazy!
(growling)
(barking)
We're not so tough now,
are we?
(yelping)
That's what's changing Harry!
Yeah!
I'll get
the bunny's metamorphosizer.
(growling)
(screaming)
(panting)
Why don't we get
this one first?
Would you mind
changing us back first?
I'm feeling a hair puny.
I'm not sure we know how.
Uh-oh.
Thank you.
So this is what
made Harry a man.
And Nimnul a wolf.
Hey, what's that?
(gasps)
My metamorphosizers!
Give them here, you vermin!
All right,
maybe a human is too
clumsy to catch a chipmunk,
but let's see
how they fare against
their natural predators.
(all barking)
Attaboy, Zipper!
You're the best
lockpick I know.
Great, at least something's
going my way.
Uh-oh.
(squeaking)
Zipper's right, lad,
this is no time to be caught
with your pants down.
Aah!
Excuse me.
Thank you.
Where'd he go?
I don't care. Let's just
get out of here.
Looking for a way out?
(laughs)
(growls)
Aha! Not so easy
to lose a wolf, is it?
So where are those
miserable rodents?
Gotcha!
(laughs)
(muffled grumbling)
My metamorphosizer!
It's smashed!
If I can't replace it,
I'll be stuck
as a wolf forever!
Dale:
Yoohoo!
Oh! (spluttering)
(whistles)
(spluttering)
(howling, yelping)
-(Tasmanian devil growling)
-(Nimnul yelping)
One Ranger glider
coming up.
Maybe Gadget can use these
to keep Harry from changing.
Both:
Rescue Rangers, away!
Oh, Harry!
You're so... pink!
I know, Harriet,
but I'm still Harry at heart.
So it's these things
that bring out the man
in Harry
and the wolf
in Professor Nimnul.
Right, both of them
have to be holding one.
Crikey, if he wanted hair,
why didn't he just buy
a toupee?
Nimnul turned into
a wolf for his robberies
and when the police
got close, he turned back
into a human to lose them.
So Harry must be
wearing one of these.
(squeaking)
Found it! It's up here
behind his ear.
Gadget:
Just leave it there, Dale.
We don't want to break it
until after Nimnul turns him
back into a wolf.
Oh, I don't like
the sound of that.
Nimnul can't
turn him back.
Nimnul's gizmo
is sorta... smashed.
You mean,
I'm stuck like this?
Ouch!
Don't worry. We can put
one of these on Nimnul.
I get it. Then they
can switch back.
All we have to do
is find him.
I'll change those
miserable hairballs
into were-slugs!
Well, I reset it.
We just have to
put this on Nimnul.
Actually, the electronics
were kind of simple.
Gotcha!
Like rats in a trap.
Hand over my metamorphosizer.
Go ahead, then he'll
switch Harry back.
Where's the other one?
It doesn't matter!
I only need one.
He's still wearing one.
Finally, I can change
out of this flea-bitten body.
Aah! What happened?
Well, if I didn't change,
who did?
This is terrible.
I was better off before!
(screaming)
Coo-ra-loo!
Looks like a nightmare
in a puzzle factory.
We gotta stop this.
Zipper, go get
the other metamorphosizer.
(clamoring)
(sirens wailing)
Looks like that report
of monsters in the zoo
was no joke.
It can't be as weird
as that wolf burglar.
Let's go.
Nimnul:
Aah! Put that down!
Wait! Where are you
going with that?
Yes, you get here!
Is this weird enough
for ya?
Someone left open the door
at the Twilight Zone.
Well, that oughta keep
Nimnul outta trouble.
Thank goodness.
Now things can get back
to normal.
Easier said than done, love.
Thanks.
Well, Harry, that takes care
of everyone but you.
Oh, Harry!
It's so good
to have you back.
Thank the Rescue Rangers,
Harriet.
They brought out
the beast in me.
(chuckles)
See, Dale, there was
no werewolf,
just another one
of Professor Nimnul's
crazy plans.
You're right. I'm through
reading those silly
werewolf comics.
From now on,
I'm only reading about
swamp monsters and vampires.
Oh, no, you're not.
Hey, cut that out!
♪ Sometimes
some crimes ♪
♪ Go slipping through
the cracks ♪
♪ But these two ♪
♪ Gumshoes ♪
♪ Are picking up the slack ♪
♪ There's no case too big ♪
♪ No case too small ♪
♪ When you need help,
just call ♪
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale's ♪
♪ Rescue Rangers ♪
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪
♪ When there's danger ♪
♪ No, no,
it never fails ♪
♪ Once they're involved ♪
♪ Somehow whatever's wrong
gets solved ♪
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪
♪ Rescue Rangers ♪
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪
♪ When there's danger ♪
♪ No, no, it never fails ♪
♪ They'll take the clues ♪
♪ And find the wheres
and whys and whos ♪
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪
♪ Rescue Rangers ♪
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪
♪ When there's danger ♪
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪
(barking)
(growling)
(whimpering)
It says he was robbed
by a wolf.
Aw, don't believe everything
you read, Muldoon.
(sniffing)
Hey, this was supposed
to be a cheeseburger.
Monterey Jack, could you
please chomp a little softer?
Yeah, we're trying
to listen.
Sorry, mates.
Hard to be quiet
when there's cheddar
in the air.
But it says some guy saw
a hairy beast with huge fangs
right near here.
Aw, it's just
a full moon.
Brings out
all the weirdos.
Full moon?
Beast?
Werewolf!
It's a werewolf, see?
It's just like
in my comics.
Will you be quiet?
That's just
a silly comic book.
Silly? Comics are
informational.
Dispatch:
Attention all cars
in the vicinity
of Lankershim and Cahuenga,
wolf reported
robbing a residence.
-A wolf?
-See?
-(sirens blare)
-(tires screech)
And then I heard
this strange howling.
And the next thing
I knew,
this huge beast
leaped through the window
and ran upstairs.
Come on, Muldoon.
Looks like we're playing
dogcatchers.
Come on, Dale.
B-But, there's
a werewolf up there.
You read too many
comics, Dale. Now, come on.
Easy on Dale, Gadget,
there's plenty of stranger
things in this mouse's world
than a--
(growling)
Werewolf!
Man, that's the biggest dog
I've ever seen.
And it has
a pretty expensive appetite.
Wowie, a real werewolf.
There's no such thing
as werewolves.
And I'll prove it.
(howling)
Where's Dale? I want
him to see this.
Knowing Dale,
he's probably off
reading his horror comics.
Well, it certainly looks
like a wolf's hair.
Crikey! Dale was right.
It was a werewolf.
Don't be silly.
It's an ordinary wolf,
not a werewolf.
I knew that. Uh...
But why would a wolf
want to steal jewels?
Maybe we can find out
when we visit the wolf
at the zoo tomorrow.
(grunting)
What's all this?
Wolfsbane.
It keeps werewolves away.
Pee-yew, that would keep
anyone away.
That only works
in comic books.
Oh, yeah?
You don't see
any werewolves in here,
do ya?
The burglar's fur seems
to match your husband's.
Oh, dear. I knew
he was up to something.
But a thief?
(snoring)
The last couple of nights
I woke up and Harry
was gone.
Gone? How'd he get
over the fence?
I don't know, but every
morning he'd be back inside
just like nothing happened.
And the other morning
Harry came home with this!
You see? Werewolves always
rip right out of their clothes.
Have you talked to him
about it?
He says he doesn't
remember.
But he's so worn out,
he sleeps through
the whole day!
It's all a mystery.
That's okay.
Solving a mystery
is what we like best.
Right.
But could we wait
until after the full moon
to solve it?
(Harry snores)
Nothing like a game of cards
to pass the time on a stakeout.
(howling)
Yeah, thanks, pally.
If somebody is gonna grab
Harry tonight, he'll have to
get past us.
I still say we could have
waited until after
the full moon.
Really, Dale.
You can't believe
those horror comics.
There's no such thing as a--
(howling)
(snarling)
-Werewolf!
-Werewolf!
That's how he gets out.
I told you,
I told you, I told you.
Let's go!
A break-in!
It must be Harry.
Better check it out.
No sign of Harry here.
Good, let's go.
(howling)
(howling)
Is that Harry?
I told ya,
he's a- a- a- a
werewolf!
More like a wolf-were.
I've never heard of a wolf
turning into a man before.
Whoa, ho, ho!
Looks like this place
could use a little
pest control.
Harry, what are you
doing here?
Picking up some decent
threads for a change, babe.
But you can't
have those things.
You're an animal!
Ow! Haha, you know it.
A party animal!
(howls)
Wait! You can't just
walk out like this.
Oh, you're right.
I almost forgot.
My boutonnière.
(laughs)
Guess it really does
only work in the comics.
(howling)
(chewing noisily)
This is too terrible to watch!
His table manners
are worse than Dale's.
(patrons gasping)
Old Harry sure is
wolfing it down.
Course, I guess
that's natural for him.
Okay, Harry, you've had
enough to eat.
It's time to get
back to the zoo.
Chip's right.
You can wait there
until this thing
wears off.
Shh.
I can't be seen
talking to chipmunks,
so why don't you
just chill out?
(snarling)
Ew! A wolf!
A big bad wolf!
(howling)
It's that--
that whatever it is again!
He's not getting away
from me.
Come back when you have
some money.
Gee, what's that guy
so sore about?
I mean, I gave him
free passes to the zoo.
Come on, Harry, please?
We gotta get you
back to your family.
Uh-uh, no way.
The night is young.
Gadget:
Wait!
You can't just
take this car.
Why not?
Well, for one thing,
you don't know how to drive.
Never too late to teach
and old wolf new tricks.
(honking)
(crashing)
(howling)
(siren wailing)
Slow down, slow down!
Watch where you're going.
Relax, I'm a human.
I can drive this thing
with my eyes closed.
(loud honk)
(loud honk)
(tires screech)
Ah!
That was another wolf!
Lookit!
Crikey, it is a werewolf.
That means that Harry--
All:
Harry!
Help!
It ducked into those trees.
See any sign of him?
(both shouting)
Well, it's about time!
Sorry, guys,
I should have
buckled up.
Golly, is everybody okay?
Monterey:
Yeah, fantastic.
That ride was like dancing
with spit on the griddle.
(groaning)
Can we do it again?
(chuckles)
(groaning)
Did you see that other guy?
I told you werewolves
was real!
It certainly looked
like he was changing
into a man.
Right, at the same time
poor Harry was turning
back into a wolf.
Sounds worth checking out.
(growling)
Both:
Harry!
(howling)
What could have brought
a wolf to the city?
Well, this one has a taste
for the finer things in life.
We think someone trained it
to rob homes.
Oh, poor Harry!
They'll take him
to the animal shelter.
You guys have to get
Harry away from those guys
and take him to the zoo.
Righto, Chipper.
Piece of cheesecake.
Dale and I will
track down that, uh--
Werewolf!
Uh, garlic and mirrors?
Oh, that's for vampires.
Aw, shuckins,
there's just no way
to cure a werewolf.
I mean, a wolf-were,
or-- or--
Hey!
The tracks lead to
Professor Nimnul's laboratory.
Aw, he can't help.
Mad scientists
are only good for
Frankenstein monsters.
(laughs)
Yup, it's Professor Nimnul,
all right.
Come on, let's see
what he's up to.
Here I sit on
the treasure trove
of stolen loot,
and the police are out
looking for a wolf.
(howls)
And it's all thanks to
my little metamorphosizer.
(sighs)
Oh, I'm such an animal. Oops!
Mustn't let any get away.
I'd be howling mad. (laughs)
(howls)
(growls)
Hey!
Oh, you'd like to get
your Tasmanian claws on me,
wouldn't you?
(growling)
Well, here,
you fur-brained devil!
Take your best shot.
Huh?
What? Nimnul is crazy!
(growling)
(barking)
We're not so tough now,
are we?
(yelping)
That's what's changing Harry!
Yeah!
I'll get
the bunny's metamorphosizer.
(growling)
(screaming)
(panting)
Why don't we get
this one first?
Would you mind
changing us back first?
I'm feeling a hair puny.
I'm not sure we know how.
Uh-oh.
Thank you.
So this is what
made Harry a man.
And Nimnul a wolf.
Hey, what's that?
(gasps)
My metamorphosizers!
Give them here, you vermin!
All right,
maybe a human is too
clumsy to catch a chipmunk,
but let's see
how they fare against
their natural predators.
(all barking)
Attaboy, Zipper!
You're the best
lockpick I know.
Great, at least something's
going my way.
Uh-oh.
(squeaking)
Zipper's right, lad,
this is no time to be caught
with your pants down.
Aah!
Excuse me.
Thank you.
Where'd he go?
I don't care. Let's just
get out of here.
Looking for a way out?
(laughs)
(growls)
Aha! Not so easy
to lose a wolf, is it?
So where are those
miserable rodents?
Gotcha!
(laughs)
(muffled grumbling)
My metamorphosizer!
It's smashed!
If I can't replace it,
I'll be stuck
as a wolf forever!
Dale:
Yoohoo!
Oh! (spluttering)
(whistles)
(spluttering)
(howling, yelping)
-(Tasmanian devil growling)
-(Nimnul yelping)
One Ranger glider
coming up.
Maybe Gadget can use these
to keep Harry from changing.
Both:
Rescue Rangers, away!
Oh, Harry!
You're so... pink!
I know, Harriet,
but I'm still Harry at heart.
So it's these things
that bring out the man
in Harry
and the wolf
in Professor Nimnul.
Right, both of them
have to be holding one.
Crikey, if he wanted hair,
why didn't he just buy
a toupee?
Nimnul turned into
a wolf for his robberies
and when the police
got close, he turned back
into a human to lose them.
So Harry must be
wearing one of these.
(squeaking)
Found it! It's up here
behind his ear.
Gadget:
Just leave it there, Dale.
We don't want to break it
until after Nimnul turns him
back into a wolf.
Oh, I don't like
the sound of that.
Nimnul can't
turn him back.
Nimnul's gizmo
is sorta... smashed.
You mean,
I'm stuck like this?
Ouch!
Don't worry. We can put
one of these on Nimnul.
I get it. Then they
can switch back.
All we have to do
is find him.
I'll change those
miserable hairballs
into were-slugs!
Well, I reset it.
We just have to
put this on Nimnul.
Actually, the electronics
were kind of simple.
Gotcha!
Like rats in a trap.
Hand over my metamorphosizer.
Go ahead, then he'll
switch Harry back.
Where's the other one?
It doesn't matter!
I only need one.
He's still wearing one.
Finally, I can change
out of this flea-bitten body.
Aah! What happened?
Well, if I didn't change,
who did?
This is terrible.
I was better off before!
(screaming)
Coo-ra-loo!
Looks like a nightmare
in a puzzle factory.
We gotta stop this.
Zipper, go get
the other metamorphosizer.
(clamoring)
(sirens wailing)
Looks like that report
of monsters in the zoo
was no joke.
It can't be as weird
as that wolf burglar.
Let's go.
Nimnul:
Aah! Put that down!
Wait! Where are you
going with that?
Yes, you get here!
Is this weird enough
for ya?
Someone left open the door
at the Twilight Zone.
Well, that oughta keep
Nimnul outta trouble.
Thank goodness.
Now things can get back
to normal.
Easier said than done, love.
Thanks.
Well, Harry, that takes care
of everyone but you.
Oh, Harry!
It's so good
to have you back.
Thank the Rescue Rangers,
Harriet.
They brought out
the beast in me.
(chuckles)
See, Dale, there was
no werewolf,
just another one
of Professor Nimnul's
crazy plans.
You're right. I'm through
reading those silly
werewolf comics.
From now on,
I'm only reading about
swamp monsters and vampires.
Oh, no, you're not.
Hey, cut that out!