Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers (1988–1990): Season 2, Episode 12 - Last Train to Cashville - full transcript

♪♪

♪ SOMETIMES
SOME CRIMES ♪

♪ GO SLIPPIN'
THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪

♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪

♪ ARE PICKIN' UP
THE SLACK ♪

♪ THERE'S NO CASE
TOO BIG ♪

♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪

♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP,
JUST CALL ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪

♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪



♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪

♪ NO, NO,
IT NEVER FAILS ♪

♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪

♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG
GETS SOLVED ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪

♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪

♪ NO, NO,
IT NEVER FAILS ♪

♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪

♪ AND FIND THE WHERES
AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪

♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪



♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪

BE SURE
TO JOIN US NEXT WEEK

FOR ANOTHER
STIRRING EPISODE

OF. .. ARC WELDING
IN THE AMAZON.

HEY! DON'T YOU KNOW
IT'S TIME FOR

THE LATE, LATE,
LATE SHOW?

HEY?
WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

IT'S TIME
TO GO TO BED.

PHOOEY! I ALREADY
DID THAT LAST NIGHT.

HARDLY, MATE.
YOU WERE UP

WITH THOSE LATE SHOWS
OF YOURS AGAIN.

LIKE THE NIGHT
BEFORE THAT

AND THE NIGHT
BEFORE THAT.

AND WE'VE GOTTA
BE UP EARLY TOMORROW
TO HUNT FOR NEW CASES.

AW, NUTS.

AND NOW FOR THE LATE,
LATE, LATE, LATE SHOW.

MORNING, MONTY.

BOY, SOMETHING
SURE SMELLS GOOD.

WATCH ME FLIP
ME FAMOUS

CHEESE FLAPS
A LA MONTEREY.

'COURSE,
I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND
ATTEMPTING THIS

ON A WINDY DAY.

TA-DA! GUESS I STILL HAVE
THE OLD CHEESE FLAP FLIP.

OH, BOY, BREAKFAST.

WAKE UP, DALE!
SEE HOW MUCH BETTER

YOU FEEL AFTER
A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP?

UH-HUH. OH. UH.

MONTEREY'S
CHEESE FLAPS.

LAST ONE THERE IS
A ROTTEN FUR BALL.

WHO YOU CALLING
A FUR BALL?

WELL, DAVEY...
ARE YOU SURE
YOU DIDN'T JUST

MISPLACE THE REST
OF YOUR TRAIN SET?

HEY! THIS MAY BE
A CASE FOR US.

OH, GOSH, NO,
YOUR HONOR,
MR. OFFICER, SIR.

SEE, THIS CAR IS BROKEN.

SO I GUESS
WHOEVER TOOK
THE REST OF MY TRAIN

DIDN'T WANT THIS ONE.

WELL, DAVEY,
WE'LL TRY TO HELP YOU
FIND IT,

BUT IT'S A BIG CITY
AND THIS IS A PRETTY
SMALL TRAIN.

GOSH, I UNDERSTAND.

BUT IF YOU DO FIND IT,
YOU'LL LET ME KNOW, OKAY?

HERE'S WHERE I LIVE
AND STUFF.

ABSOLUTELY, DAVEY.

YEOW!

YEOW!

GOLLY, THE POLICE
DON'T HAVE THE TIME

TO FIND
A MISSING TOY TRAIN.

THAT'S WHAT
WE'RE HERE FOR.

MAYBE WE CAN LEND
THE LAD A HAND.

WHAT DO YOU
SAY, DALE?

UH, RESCUE RANGERS AWAY?

RIGHT!
RIGHT!

GOLLY,
WHAT A SETUP.

DAVEY SURE MUST LOVE
HIS MODEL TRAINS.

WHOEVER TOOK 'EM
DIDN'T LEAVE
ANY TRACKS.

GOLLY,
YOU'RE RIGHT.

HERE'S A CLUE.

IT LOOKS LIKE
SOME SORT OF
ANIMAL FUR.

OF COURSE, I CAN'T TELL
IF IT IS ANIMAL FUR

OR EVEN WHAT ANIMAL
IT COMES FROM

UNTIL WE EXAMINE IT.

[YAWN]

TO THE RIGHT,
TO THE LEFT!

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

I'M HOLDING.
I'M HOLDING.

HMM. THE FUR'S
TOO LONG FOR A MOUSE.

WAIT!
SMALL SOIL PARTICLES

EXCLUSIVE TO
A LOWER STRATA.

SO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

I'D SAY
IT'S MOLE HAIR.

MOLE HAIR?

NOW WHAT WOULD A MOLE
WANT A TOY TRAIN FOR?

FOR HIS BIRTHDAY?

[SNORING]

SHH!

AW, THAT'S JUST DALE.

HEY, WHERE IS DALE?

DAVEY, TIME TO
CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM.

MOM? YOU THINK
I'LL EVER GET
MY TRAIN BACK?

OH, SWEETIE, I'M SURE
WE'LL PROBABLY FIND IT

UNDER THIS MESS.

YOU THINK SO?

I'M COMING RIGHT BACK,

AND THEN WE'LL LOOK
FOR THAT TRAIN.

CRIKEYS! SHE'S GONNA
LAUNDER THE LAD.

QUICK!
WE'VE GOTTA STOP IT!

WE'VE GOTTA GO
THROUGH ALL CYCLES.

GUESS OUR
LITTLE PALLY IS
DRY CLEAN ONLY.

YOU STAYED UP LATE
AGAIN LAST NIGHT,
DIDN'T YOU?

SO WHAT?

YOU NEARLY
GOT US IN TROUBLE,
YOU BIG DUMMY.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

IS, TOO.

IS NOT.

IS, TOO.

IS, [YAWN] NOT...

PUT THOSE THINGS
IN THE CLOSET, DEAR.

I'LL UNPLUG IT!

OH, DAVEY.

DON'T LEAVE YOUR
BASEBALL GLOVE OUT.

EVASIVE
MANEUVER, ZIPPER.

MY, THIS ROOM
WAS DUSTY.

YOU LOOK
JUST LIKE FAT CAT.

BUT MONTY,
THAT'S NOT CAT FUR.

IT'S MOLE FUR.

YEAH, AND WE KNOW A MOLE
WHO WORKS FOR A CAT.

FAT CAT!
FAT CAT!

YOU REALLY THINK THEY MIGHT
BE BEHIND ALL OF THIS?

♪ OH, I'VE BEEN GETTING
THINGS FOR FAT CAT ♪

♪ ALL DE LIVELONG DAY ♪

ARE WE THERE YET?

YEAH, MOLE.
ALL OUT.

THIS IS THE
LAST LOAD.
LET'S HURRY.

WHAT'S YOUR RUSH?

YOU THINK THESE BRICKS
ARE GONNA GET UP
AND WALK AWAY?

NAH, I DON'T THINK
THEY GOT ANY FEET.

IF WE FIND FAT CAT,
I BET THAT TRAIN WON'T BE
TOO FAR AWAY.

BUT WHY WOULD
HE STEAL A TOY
TRAIN SET?

DON'T TRY TO
FIGURE OUT FAT CAT, CHIP.

YOU'LL
GET A BRAIN CRAMP.

HEY, GUYS.

HEY LOOK,
IT'S DAVEY'S TRAIN.

MOVE YOUR CABOOSES, GANG.

WE GOT US
A TRAIN TO CATCH.

HOLD ON, MONTEREY!
WE'LL CUT 'EM OFF
AT THE PASS.

COME ON, DALE.

[YAWN] WAIT UP, GUYS.

UP HERE, MONTEREY.

PUSH. UGH. OOH!

TAKE COVER!

LOOK OUT!

HIT THE BRAKES.

OOH! WHO LEFT THIS HERE?

THE RESCUE RANGERS.
THAT'S WHO.

IT'S THOSE
LITTLE GUYS AGAIN.

WE MAY BE LITTLE,
BUT WE PACK
A BIG PUNCH.

[SNORING]

IF I WERE YOU,

I'D STEP AWAY
FROM THAT TRAIN
NICE AND EASY.

AND IF I WERE YOU,

I'D CHECK ON
YOUR BUDDY... UP THERE.

WHERE?

OH MY GOSH! LOOK!

DALE!
DALE!
DALE!

TOOT TOOT, MOLLY.
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.

THEY'RE GETTIN' AWAY!

THERE'S NO TIME
TO FOLLOW.

WE'VE GOT
TO SAVE DALE.

GOLLY! DALE'S
SLEEPWALKING.

QUICK, ZIPPER.
WAKE HIM UP.

HERE Y'ARE, PALLY.
THIS'LL BREAK YOUR FALL.

IT WAS
THE SOFTEST THING
I COULD FIND.

WHEW!

OOH.

REALLY, MONTEREY...

WE WANT TO
BREAK HIS FALL,
NOT HIS NECK.

GOOD THING YOU DON'T
HAVE A NECK, PALLY.

HURRY!

WAKE UP, DALE.

GOLLY.

YIKES!

WE'RE COMING, CHIPPER.

DOWN, PLEASE.

HIT THE SHOWERS,
GADGET, LOVE.

HEY! WE DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR FOOLIN' AROUND.

WE GOT A CASE
TO SOLVE!

FOOLIN' AROUND?

YOU'RE THE ONE
FOOLING AROUND.

NOW, NOW, CHIPPER...

MAYBE NOW
THAT HE'S RESTED A BIT,

DALE MIGHT BE
UP TO SPEED.

BESIDES, CHIP,
IT'S NOT LIKE
WE CAN'T FOLLOW THEM.

WELL, LET'S
TAKE 'EM DOWN!

I CAN RIG UP
A HAND CART

IN A JIFF.

WELL, MAKE THAT TWO JIFFS.

NOBODY HERE
BUT US ANIMALS.

[DOGS BARKING]

SILENCE,
YOU COWERING CANINES.

I'VE ENDURED
YOUR CONSTANT YAPPING

WHILE WE
LAID THE TRACKS

AND EXCAVATED
THE WALLS.

AND NOW I WANT SOME QUIET!

I WOULDN'T SET FOOT

IN THIS WRETCHED
EXCUSE FOR A PET STORE

IF IT WEREN'T
RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO THE BANK.

BUT TONIGHT,
THIS VERY NIGHT,

I WILL SEE MY
INCREDIBLY BRILLIANT PLAN

COME TO FRUITION!

GOOD WORK, MEN.

GEE, THANKS, BOSS.

OOH!

GOLLY, WE'RE
GETTING CLOSER.

YEAH, BUT CLOSER
TO WHAT?

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
ABOUT DALE?

TOO RIGHT, HE'S LIABLE
TO SLEEPWALK HIS WAY

INTO FAT CAT'S CLAWS.

ZIPPER, YOU STAY HERE
AND KEEP AN EYE ON DALE.

LET'S GET
THAT TRAIN BACK.

GOTTA CATCH...

A TRAIN.

[SNORING]

WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

IT'S FAT CAT.

HEY!

SORRY.

HERE, LET ME DO IT.

HEY, I CAN DO THAT.

WHEN THE BRICKS
ARE DRY,

I'LL EXPRESS THEM
INTO THE ADJOINING BANK VAULT

WHERE THEY WILL BE
EXCHANGED FOR REAL GOLD BARS

AND NO ONE
WILL BE THE WISER.

WE GOTTA STOP HIM.

RIGHT, MATE. BUT HOW?

[YAWNING]

[YAWNING]

GOTTA CATCH THE TRAIN.

WHERE'S THE TRAIN?

I DIDN'T DO IT!

NEVER MIND!

PICK UP THIS MESS!

RIGHT AWAY, BOSS.

WHAT!

DROP THAT.

BUT YOU SAID--

MY, MY.

LOOK WHAT I FOUND.

PET FOOD!

OHH! THIS IS SIMPLY
TOO DELICIOUS.

THE RESCUE RANGERS--

MINE AT LAST!

I CAN'T WAIT TO DISPOSE OF
YOU PESKY RODENTS.

HA HA HA HA!

OH, NO! FAT CAT'S GOT 'EM.

HOW IN THE WORLD
DID THAT HAPPEN?

[BUZZING]

I DID?

FEAST UPON MY EVIL GENIUS,

YOU RAGGEDY RANGERS.

OUT WITH
THE BAD BRICKS,

AND IN WITH
THE GOOD BRICKS.

I MEAN,
GOLD BRICKS.

LOAD UP THE BRICKS,
UNLOAD THE BRICKS.

I'M GETTIN' TIRED.

SHUT UP, MOLE!
IF WE DIDN'T HAVE
THE TRAIN,

WE'D HAVE TO CARRY OUT
ALL THIS GOLD BY HAND.

GOLD? WHAT GOLD?

I HAVE TO STAY AWAKE.

I GOTTA SAVE...

MY FRIENDS.

GOTTA STAY AWAKE.

[YAWN]

GOTTA SAVE THEM.

OKAY,
L-LET'S GO GET 'EM!

AHH, HERE IT COMES NOW,

STRAIGHT FROM
THE BANK NEXT DOOR.

THE GOLD RUSH EXPRESS.

OHH, WHAT A HEAVENLY SIGHT.

YOU DON'T WANT
TO MISS SEEING THIS.

BUT THEN,
YOU WON'T MISS IT.

OR SHOULD I SAY,

IT WON'T MISS YOU?

YOU BIG BULLY.

LET US GO!

YOU KNOW,
I THINK I WILL.

HUH?
HUH?
HUH?

I WOULDN'T WANT ANYTHING

TO GET IN THE WAY
OF MY GRAVY TRAIN.

PHEW!

THERE MUST BE
SOMEONE HERE

WHO WOULD LIKE
SOME VISITORS.

[HISS]

GOODNESS. YOU'RE SO
TERRIBLY SCRAWNY.

A NICE LITTLE
RANGER SNACK
IS WHAT YOU NEED.

COME ON.
I GOT AN IDEA.

TAKE SOME
OF THIS TRACK
OVER THERE.

WE'RE GONNA GIVE FAT CAT
A RIDE HE WILL NEVER FORGET.

OKAY, MATES,

ANYBODY GOT
ANY GOOD IDEAS?

HURRY, BOYS.
IT'S SHOWTIME.

HEY, WAIT FOR ME.

JUST LIKE
WATCHING TV.

AW, GEE, IT'S ANOTHER ONE
OF THOSE NATURE SHOWS.

[YAWNING]

TH-THANKS, FRIEND,
I NEEDED THAT.

OKAY, ZIPPER, HIT IT!

[YELPING]

SILENCE,
YOU LITTLE BEASTIES,

OR I SHALL--

WHAT?

[TOOT TOOT]

BOSS! BOSS!
DE TRAIN! DE TRAIN!

WE'RE FREE!

NOT YET, GADGET.

JUST LET ME TIE UP
A LOOSE END HERE, PALLIES.

I'LL TEACH YOU
TO TOY WITH ME.

[PANTING]

I'M COMIN', BOSS!

WHERE DOES THAT
TRACK LEAD, DALE?

WHERE DOES IT LEAD?

HEY. NO-O-O!

WE'RE COMING, BOSS!

HANG ON!

YA-HA-HA-OHH!

[SIREN]

COME BACK HERE,
YOU COWARDS!

[LAUGHING AND BARKING]

GOOD WORK, DALE.

WHAT MADE YA THINK
OF A PLAN LIKE THAT?

I SAW IT ON
THE LATE, LATE,
LATE, LATE SHOW.

WELL, DAVEY,
HERE'S YOUR TRAIN,
SAFE AND SOUND.

GOSH, SIR,
WHERE'D YOU FIND IT?

YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME
IF I TOLD YOU.

MAYBE WE OUGHTA TELL HIM.

WHAT DO YA SAY, GANG?

HUH?