Charmed (1998–2006): Season 2, Episode 10 - Heartbreak City - full transcript

- Cindy.
- Max.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Working late, huh?

- Yeah. So, what else is new, right?
- Yeah.

It's a match.

You guys survive Y2K all right?

Sure. If you ask me,
it was all just a bunch of hype.

Definitely.

- Well, I guess I'll see you around?
- Yeah, okay.

- Take care.
- Yeah. You too.

Cindy, I know those last few loves
of yours didn't work out.



You've been hurt, and you're scared.

But you gotta take a risk
if you want to find the real thing.

And Max is real. Open up to him.

And Max, Cindy's love and compassion
awaits your discovery,

but she's afraid that you're still
in love with your ex-wife.

You've got to reassure her.

Life is short, you two, so...

Have a better one together, okay?

Listen,

you wanna grab
a cup of coffee or something?

Coffee? Yeah, sure.

- I'd like that.
- Great.

Hello, old friend.
I've been looking everywhere for you.

Drazi.



- You knew I'd find you.
- Listen, Drazi...

You couldn't leave it alone.
You just had to get involved.

You crossed the line.

"Crossed the line"?

I am the line.

You're the one that went too far.

- Now you're gonna pay.
- No, wait.

Not very pleasant.

You're killing me.

I'm gonna do more than that,
a lot more.

How does it feel, huh?

I can tell you. I know.

Thanks to you, I know what it feels like
to have your heart ripped out.

Do you wanna know
that kind of pain, do you?

No. I got a better idea.

You're gonna just hate it.

Your little magic ring

you use to slip in there
between the heartbeats,

plant your little thoughts of love.
Well, I'm gonna borrow it.

I'm gonna use it to tear apart
some of your more recent unions.

No. Drazi, no.

I'm gonna turn love into hate.
And that hate

is gonna slowly
and very painfully kill you.

And in the end,

you're gonna wish
that I had ripped your heart out.

Drazi!

Fifth wheel, cutting in.

- Oh, would you stop that.
- Well, it is a double date.

It would have been a triple date
if Kevin hadn't cancelled.

I know. It seems to be an epidemic
lately, guys cancelling on me.

You know what happens
when they cancel.

- Back to square one.
- Do not pass go.

And all accrued nookie credits
are thrown out.

- There's a penalty?
- Oh, yeah.

You know, this glimpse
at the feminine mystery

frightens me to no end,
so allow me to change the subject.

- What did you think of the movie?
- I liked it.

- Loved it, except for the bell-bottoms.
- It was okay, I guess.

Oh, who are you kidding?
I heard you sniffle.

- I'm fighting a cold.
- Liar.

Jack?

As far as classics go,
it was no Dirty Dozen.

I slept through it.

- You slept through Dirty Dozen?
- No, Love Story.

The last thing I remember
is a hockey game.

- That was the very beginning.
- Okay, let me guess.

Boy meets girl,
Grim Reaper swipes girl

and boy is left
with his hockey skates?

That's a review.
Anybody want a coffee?

I hope so, because I am buying.

So difficult.

What?

Hey, you're coming to
get coffee, right?

I'm just gonna get a cab,
call it a night. I'm pooped.

- I'm sorry that Kevin backed on you.
- It's his loss.

It is so his loss,
because you are beautiful, my sister.

You're so beautiful.

All right, go to your man,
have some coffee.

- Okay. I love you.
- I love you too. Bye-bye.

- I need your help.
- Let go of me.

Hate will destroy everything
if you don't help.

- I am warning you, buddy.
- Phoebe, you gotta believe me.

- I know why you can't find love. I'm...
- Hey, you. Let go of her.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

- What was that about?
- I'm not sure.

Piper, are you still asleep?

Hey, Prue, guess who
got lucky last night.

I'll get it.

- I will get it. Hello?
- Morning.

Hey, Prue. Did that coffee
keep someone up all night?

Okay, believe it or not,
all we did was talk.

- Yeah, right.
- No, I swear.

Look, we just talked about everything.
It was really great.

Really?
How did he react to the witch part?

Cute. All right, where's Piper?

Oh, she's still at Dan's.

Hey, if only I'd bagged Mr. Creepy,

we could have scored
a Halliwell hat trick last night.

- Don't be mad.
- No, I'm not mad.

I'm thrilled, for you both.
I mean, it's been a long time.

You deserve to be happy.

You're gonna need
a new lock on that back door.

Phoebe?

All right, I'm getting rather used
to you kicking love in the teeth.

Okay. Who are you,
and what do you want?

More importantly,
I know who you are, Phoebe.

And that's why I'm here.
I need your help.

- Charmed Ones kind of help.
- I will ask again, who are you?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

- Try me.
- Well, for lack of a better name, I'm...

...Cupid.

Oh, my.

Eggs over, bacon crisp,
box of jewellery and dry toast.

A box of what?

Do you want a morning paper
with that?

- What did you do?
- It's not a big deal. It's not a ring.

But I don't want you to feel
like you gotta keep it.

- If you wanna take it back, you can...
- I get it, I get it.

You gonna open it?

Because if you want to,
you can take it back.

Hey, is something...?

Phoebe, what are you doing in here?
How did you get in here?

We have got a very big problem.

Piper, Cupid. Cupid, Piper.

Hi, sorry to interrupt. Glad things
are working with you and Dan.

- What?
- You have to come home really fast.

Yeah, a demon of hate stole my ring,
and he'll use it to find loves

that I put together so he can destroy
them, which will in turn destroy me.

- Wait.
- He's telling the truth.

The demon's name is Drazi.
He's in the Book of Shadows.

Phoebe's working on the potion
that'll vanquish him.

- And Prue is on her way home.
- Home from where?

From Jack's.
Okay, hurry, okay? Kiss very fast.

Okay.

Okey-dokey.

...the matter?
- Yes, there is.

But not with you. There is absolutely
nothing the matter with you.

But I do have to go.

Hold on. What happened?
I don't understand.

It has nothing to do with you,
I swear.

Then what does it have to do with?

It's complicated.
But thank you for this,

and you'll see it on me
tonight at the club.

Hello, young lovers.

So we're actually supposed
to believe that you're Cupid?

So you guys can believe
in warlocks

and demons,
but you can't believe in me?

- Where's the chubby baby?
- Guys.

- And the bow and arrow?
- Where's the warty chins,

hooked noses and pointy hats?

All right, show us something
supernatural.

Drazi took my ring.
It's my power, it's how I get in.

- Get in?
- People's hearts, to awaken love.

See, but Drazi is all about hate.

And he's gonna use the ring to get
in the same way. We're wasting time.

You're still gonna have
to back up the Cupid claim.

Okay, fine.

Dan, Jack, Clay.
Andy, my sincerest condolences.

Eric in London, Alan in college.
Not Jeremy the warlock.

Joe in college, Barry in high school,
Tim in eighth grade.

Ken, Kyle, Steve, Mike, Ken again.

Brian, Joel, Martin, Peter,
Paul. Tony.

Okay, you know I didn't love
all those guys, right?

Yeah, well, they wanted to love you,

but your closed heart
eventually sent them away.

My closed heart?
I do not have a closed heart.

Look, if people get the feeling
that there's nothing there,

eventually it's hasta la vista, Phoebe.

That explains the recent rash
of cancelled dates.

Okay, so wait, our past relationships,
you made those happen?

Well, actually, my assignment here
is only two years old.

I helped you two
meet Jack and Dan,

but most of your prior loves
were the work of fellow agents.

- Agents?
- Oh, yeah.

I'm just one of many.
We work in secret all over the world,

making connections.

Did you connect me and Leo?

No, that was the work of you two.

Those connections we're forbidden
to make, for obvious reasons.

Can we go back to the
hasta la vista remark, please?

We don't have time right now to debate
the topic of your closed heart, Phoebe.

We gotta finish the potion so we can
vanquish Drazi before it's too late.

Okay, how are we supposed
to find him?

The same way he can find me.
We can sense each other.

We're connected in a cosmic way.

There's a fine line
between love and hate.

- Oh, brother.
- Hey,

don't take Drazi lightly.
You guys are in danger as well.

We're in danger every day.
We're used to it.

Not like this.

Look, if Drazi succeeds, eventually
he'll kill your ability to love.

And believe me,

that's a fate worse than death.

- Okay.
- Thank you very much.

Sorry, they didn't have any roses.

You're too good to be true.

I still can't believe
this is all happening.

Believe it.

Touching. Really touching.

Cindy, could you be a bigger fool.
He's still sleeping with his ex-wife.

He looks at you as a desperate,
lonely woman. Easy sex.

Max, she's nothing
but a gold-digging tramp

who wants to hitch her wagon
to your big fat wallet.

Just as soon marry you
and kill you for the insurance.

Bye-bye.

- You pathetic...
- Bitch.

Take your damn flowers.
Give them to your ex-wife.

The bank's closing, baby. You're not
laying one finger on this guy's money.

- Screw you.
- Up yours.

Prue, Phoebe.

- What's the matter?
- I don't know.

- What's wrong?
- It's Drazi.

He's killing...

...love.

Yes, ma'am, go ahead.

He just walked into traffic.

- Dumb-ass.
- Oh, yeah?

- Is he gonna die?
- I can't answer that, ma'am.

Because he should, you know.
I don't think I've ever known anyone

who deserved to be hit
by a car more than that guy.

It's Max.

Is he one of yours?

Yeah, I matched him up
with Cindy last night.

- She was afraid to risk love too.
- Are you picking on me?

- Phoebe, I'm...
- Do you think it's easy

finding love with all
the demon-hunting we have to do?

Your sisters aren't having a problem.

You know what, let's just stay focused.
We have things to do.

- Are you sure Drazi did this?
- I'm positive.

He's still here too. I can feel him.

- He's close.
- Where?

There.

Do you think he knows who we are?

- Apparently.
- He's getting away.

- Do you have the potion?
- Yes.

All right, let's go.

- We're not gonna catch him.
- Piper, freeze him.

- He's too far away.
- Hit him with the trolley!

- I can't move the trolley.
- Somebody better do something fast.

- What?
- Surprise.

That didn't work.

- Are you back with us?
- I think so.

I really gotta get a handle on that.

- I don't understand.
- She astral-projected.

- Did you get him?
- No, I just slowed him down a bit.

You guys, I'm fine.
Go get him. Hurry.

God, I love this new power.

Hiding behind witches' skirts?

Stealing things
that don't belong to you?

Okay, go.

What the...?

No. No!

- Did you get him?
- Did we?

Sure looks like it, but I don't know
what happened to my ring.

Shouldn't have been affected
by what we did to Drazi.

So that's it, right?
You're done, you can just move on?

In a hurry to get rid of me, Phoebe?

Look, Cupid,

I know you're just trying to help, but
did you ever think that maybe I'm just

- not ready for love right now?
- No, you're more than ready.

- You know what? Don't start. Just go.
- I need the ring to get back.

I mean, they'll issue me another one.
But the problem is

- I need it to get back to them.
- Wait, you're stuck here?

No, actually, you can help
get me back home.

One more potion,

some well-chosen words from the
Charmed Ones, and I'm on my way.

- Care to help me with that potion?
- Me? Why me?

Because you're free tonight
and they have dates.

Hey, how did you know...?
Never mind. Scratch that.

- What are you smiling at?
- You.

Well, looks like
you can't kill love after all.

But you sure can screw with it.

Very nice. Do you like it?

I love it.

Well, thank your sister.
She helped me pick it out.

- Okay, guilty.
- Well, thank you both.

And I'll thank you again later.

If that's all it takes,
where can I buy one?

Okay.

You know what, why don't we
find a table and get some food.

So this will send you back?

I drink this, you and your sisters
say the magic words, and I'm gone.

I cannot believe that I'm stuck here
doing the grunt work

- while they're...
- Twisting the night away?

- Don't blame them.
- No, I'm not blaming anybody.

- It's just, I'm here.
- Stuck with me.

I'm sorry, but did you do
something specific to tick Drazi off,

or did he also find your honesty to be
a complete and total pain in the ass?

Drazi fell in love
with a mortal woman.

I redirected her love towards
a mortal man, away from Drazi.

She's married now, very happy.

But Drazi blames me
for denying him love.

A hundred slow strokes there.

So are you telling me
that demons love?

Frighteningly so.

Love of evil, love of fear.

Sometimes a love of the very things
they hate. In this case, a human being.

You know, if a demon
can open his heart,

there's hope for you too, Phoebe.

Okay, you know,
my heart is not closed, okay?

- It's open, just not to everybody.
- Your heart is closed.

I'm picky.

- No, you're terrified.
- Of what? What am I terrified of?

I don't know, you tell me.

I don't wanna play this game.

Well, then at least stir correctly.

Like that.

So how does this work?

It transports you.

It's your travel potion
with an aphrodisiac kicker.

Really, an aphrodisiac?

Lavender, oysters,

rosemary and chocolate
and your basic caris-root compound.

But the key ingredient

is desire.

Desire?

A desire to go home.

Because home...

Is where your heart is.

Are you afraid of loss?

You know, I swear, if you barf up
"It's better to have loved and lost

than never to have loved at all,"
I might just have to...

Smells really good.

So tell me, what has not loving
gotten you?

It's kept me safe.

Safe from what?

From people leaving.

Your mother?

- Yeah.
- And your father?

And you.

Are you falling for me?

No, I am not falling for you,
thank you very much.

Ladies and gentlemen, Phoebe
Halliwell, running away from love.

You're Cupid. Okay?
You're the one that's leaving me.

Look, Phoebe, what I am is
the potential for true love, that's all.

Because once you let love in,
it'll never leave.

Don't confuse the message
with the messenger, Phoebe.

It's what you've always done.
See, messengers make mistakes.

They get lost, they run away.

They even die.

But their message, "open your heart,"
it comes from life itself. Hear it.

For my sake.

And yours.

Your having an in with the owners

of one of the hottest clubs in town
has its benefits.

- Free chicken wings.
- To name one.

- And the pleasure of our company?
- And to name two more.

Thank you.

Bathroom break, Piper?

All right, yes, ma'am.
See you boys in a minute.

All right.

Oh, my God, I have to pee.

Okay.

You're okay with that, aren't you?

Okay with what?

This.

I mean, I don't really want you
mad at me.

Why would I be mad at you?

Because I let Dan buy it for you.

No, Prue, it's okay.

It's great.

Really. And you don't wish
that it came from Leo?

No.

I don't, really.

This feels strange.

What do you mean?

Well, I mean, we have these...

...guys out there waiting for us.
Who care about us.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but things
are going pretty well right now, right?

Yeah, nothing like a night out on the
town after a hard day of demon-killing.

Okay, I'm serious.

I mean...

You know...

Think about it.
I mean, we did great today.

And now tonight, it's like we're just...

Finding a balance in our lives?

Exactly.

I do feel pretty good.

Yeah, I think
we're gonna be okay.

Except that there's still
our little secret.

Oh, Piper, everybody has secrets,
including Jack and Dan.

Yeah, well, unless they're
transvestite Nazi war criminals

with great face-lifts,
then I think we've got them beat.

Okay, so we're never
gonna have normal lives.

Not ever.

But that doesn't mean
that we can't try sometimes.

With someone like Dan, perhaps?

With whoever, sweet girl,
I just want you loved.

- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

About time.

Dan, I will never understand the whole
tandem pit stop thing that women do.

Yeah.

- Hey, Jack, speaking of mysteries...
- Yeah.

You know, Piper has this strange
habit of sometimes just sort of...

- Vanishing?
- Yeah.

Prue does it too.

I figured that. Does it bug you?

A little, but I'm not gonna give her
the third degree about it.

It's like time just stands still
for a few seconds.

And when it starts up again,
she's like a total different person.

- Ask her about it.
- No, I have.

- She gives me the run-around.
- Then don't ask.

Hey, guys,
are Prue and Piper around?

Yeah, they're in the ladies' room.

- Thanks.
- Excuse me, have we met?

Yeah, you look really familiar.

I've been around.

Yeah. Okay, come on.

And see, that's another thing.

There's strange guys
that always show up at their place.

They pop in, they pop out.
Who the hell are they?

It sounds like someone's
falling in love.

Yeah, maybe.

- Hey.
- Hey yourself.

Evening, ladies.
I trust everything's going well.

- Very well.
- Prue?

Well, it's a little early to tell, but all
the signs are pointing to maybe.

Did you get everything
we need to send him home?

Yeah. He drinks this while
we say this, and he's gone.

Any idea where you wanna do this?

In there. Stockroom.

Is this gonna take very long,
because, you know...?

Go tell your boys
you'll be back in a few minutes.

- Okay.
- And don't dawdle.

Ain't love grand?

Welcome back. I was starting
to get a little worried there.

Dan, Piper still loves Leo.

Always has, always will.

You are nothing more
than geographically desirable.

After all, a girl can't get much closer
than the stud next door.

Jack, Jack, Jack.

Does the term "transition man"
mean anything to you?

Well, it should,
because Prue is using you.

You are everything
she always knew she never wanted.

And now for you, Piper.

What's the matter?

I can't believe it.

What, is it Drazi?

He's alive.

Why don't you just admit it.

You're just using me
to make Leo jealous.

- Can you leave him out of this?
- I'd love to. What about you?

Rebound guy, is that it? What makes
you think I'm gonna take this crap?

You think I'm just gonna jump in the
sack with you on the second date?

- Why don't you just drop dead.
- I can't believe you're threatened.

You think I'm an idiot?
You think I don't know?

- All right, you guys...
- Shut up!

- It isn't over between you two, is it?
- That's really none of your business.

- Fine, why don't we just end it.
- Fine.

- We are dating, aren't we?
- No, we're not. Not anymore.

And you can have that back too.

Fine. I'm sure Leo will replace it with
something that means more anyway.

- Probably.
- I'm just glad that nothing happened.

Yeah, well, you and me both.

I'm really glad.
I mean, I learned a valuable lesson.

- Never go out with a jerk.
- Thanks for the evening, Prue.

- All right, bye-bye.
- Wait, wait.

It's not them, Phoebe,
they're caught in Drazi's spell.

- If he did this, why didn't you sense it?
- Because I thought he was dead.

You're still here?

None of this would have happened
if you would have just left us alone.

Now, get out. Get out of my club!

- Wait, where are you going?
- There's nothing I can do.

- They're trapped.
- We are not trapped.

For the first time in my life,
I see things how they really are.

Now, whoever you are,
whatever you're selling, just get out.

No, no. Don't. Listen to me.
Okay, hi, hi. Look.

You guys are under a spell.
Okay, this is not you. Listen to me.

If you're with him,
why don't you go too.

What?

No. You guys. What...?

We vanquished Drazi.
How is this happening?

- The ring must have saved him.
- What, so he's invincible now?

Maybe not.

Maybe if destroying the loves
that I put together

is killing me,
maybe the reverse is true.

Patching things up between
everybody just might kill him.

But you can't do that without the ring.

Well, I've got you.

I'm sorry, what?

Your heart's as big and as true
as any I've ever seen, Phoebe.

You'll be my ring.

I'm... I'm flattered, I think. But I have
no idea what you're talking about.

You will. Come on, we've gotta start
with the first couple Drazi tore apart.

Okay.

I cannot believe Jack.
Who the hell does he think he is?

Jack? What about Dan?
We're out on a date

and he accuses me of being in love
with someone else.

Totally out of line.

- We're better off without them.
- Well, certainly not worth crying over.

I have never hated someone
so much in my entire life.

Me either.

Although I have to admit,

some of the things Dan said
were kind of true.

I do think about Leo sometimes.

Jack wasn't wrong when he said
I was on the rebound.

Still, it's all so weird. I mean,

one minute the four of us
are laughing and having a great time.

And the next, we're all acting like
we hate each other.

- What?
- I was just thinking about Drazi.

No way. He couldn't have had anything
to do with this. We vanquished him.

- Jack's scum.
- So's Dan.

- Are you scum?
- No, I'm not scum.

I knew you weren't.

There she is. We gotta hurry.

But wait, I'm still not exactly sure
what the plan is.

- It's simple. Just talk to her.
- About what?

She's just the same as you.
Her fears are your fears.

Just pretend
you're talking to yourself.

Here she comes. Cindy? Hi.

- Do I know you?
- No, but we know you.

And we know about Max.

- How is he?
- I don't know.

Look, I'm really sorry
about what happened,

and I'm not even sure how
it happened. But I'm sorry.

Hurry. Hurry.

Cindy, Cindy. Look, look.

Sooner or later,

Max's pain will go away.

But yours won't.

- Excuse me?
- I mean, it hasn't yet, has it?

The pain of love lost deepens

if you don't deal with it.

Look, I know.

I know what it's like, believe me.

I closed myself off to love, too,
because I was afraid.

But you know what? Fear and love
cannot live in the same house.

You're getting to her.

It's because the people that we love

eventually leave us.

So we've given up on love.

- You mean love's given up on me.
- No.

It hasn't. It can't. Your fear of loss
has left you paralysed.

Believe me, I know.
But you can change that.

You can take the risk and love again.

I mean, hey, they don't call it
lover's leap for nothing, right?

- What?
- Actually, "lover's leap"

was a reference to suicide, Phoebe.

Let me rephrase that.

Go to Max, push through
whatever hate or fear or doubt

that you think might exist
between the both of you.

Just tell him what's in your heart.

- I love him.
- Then tell him that.

Now, before it's too late.

Who are you?

Messengers.

Thank you.

I'm starting to feel better already.

- You were good.
- I was good, wasn't I?

Yes, ma'am.

So why do I feel that was more
for my sake than for Cindy's?

Because in order to let love in,

you have to overcome the obstacles
within yourself.

You know, we have to go reconnect

Prue and Piper's love connection
before it's too late.

You know that the more couples
we put back together,

the more Drazi's gonna come
looking for me, wherever I am.

- Isn't that the plan?
- Yeah.

I just wanna make sure you know
what you're getting yourself into.

They didn't have any roses.

Cindy.

I am so sorry
for whatever happened today.

- I don't know what came over me.
- It's okay.

It doesn't matter.
I didn't mean it either. None of it.

- Really?
- Really.

Cupid.

You think you can undo
what I've done?

You're dead.

This better be good.

Should I know
what you're talking about?

Don't buy the innocent act.
She pulls it all the time.

I beg your pardon?

Just cut to the chase, Piper.
Why did you call?

- What? I didn't...
- Prue, I wanna talk to you.

Isn't this your number?
"Come to my house, ASAP"?

Oh, that's really pathetic,
paging yourself.

- Pathetic?
- Prue.

- I'm sorry, I meant moronic.
- Why are you here?

- You called.
- Oh, you wish.

- What is going on?
- Hate. And it's gotta stop.

I asked Jack and Dan
to come over here.

And what is he still doing here?

Trying to help you.

No reason to hang around here.

Oh, on the contrary.
Everyone on the couch. Now.

- Just mind your own business.
- Hey, don't talk to my sister like that.

- Please.
- Okay. Everyone on the couch, now.

Come on.

- Phoebe, I don't understand.
- Okay, well, be quiet and you will. Sit.

You don't look okay.
Are you all right?

- I'm having a rough day.
- Though we can change that.

You are all acting

- like you're under some kind of spell.
- Phoebe.

Would you stop thinking
and just feel?

Look, I know that some ugly things
were said tonight.

- But you can get past that.
- Assuming that we want to.

Prue, I know you want to.

Remember how you felt
the first time you saw Jack?

- How would you know?
- I hated him.

My point exactly. Opposites attract.

But after a while, he started
to make you smile, didn't he?

He made you laugh.
Look at him again. Remember that.

And, Piper, I watch you
when you talked to Dan.

And I see light and warmth and hope.
And I know you feel that way.

You still feel that way.

And, Dan, you don't need someone
whispering in your ear,

telling you not to trust Piper.
Trust yourself.

I'm not saying
you have to tell me everything.

But when you deliberately
keep secrets from me...

It's not because I want to. I told you,
it just has nothing to do with you.

But does it have
anything to do with Leo?

No. It has to do with you and me
and what I would like us to become.

It's working.

- Where is he?
- He's close.

Okay. Okay. Here's the plan.

Jack, Dan, go down to the corner
market and get whatever you want.

If the food of love
is Cheetos and soda, then play on.

And can you pick up
a couple of frozen pizzas?

So you want to talk?

Yes. That's very good, Jack.
Very good. You're quick.

- I'll drive.
- Yeah, okay.

Take your time, don't hurry.

Bye-bye.

- Hey, what the hell is going on?
- Okay.

Think, you guys.
Do you remember Drazi?

He's still alive.
And if Cupid's right,

he's on his way here as we speak.

Whatever bad feelings you've had
for Dan and Jack, Drazi did it.

He's twisted
your relationships with hate.

- So, what do we do now?
- Exactly what you're doing right now.

You let Dan and Jack
back into your hearts.

- Okay, hold up. I don't love Jack.
- No, but you like him a lot.

And it's helped
to make you open to love.

Hello, lover boy.

I should have finished you off
the first time.

Okay, so much for loving him to death.
What do we do with him now?

- Same thing, only different.
- Been there, blew that.

Yeah, only difference is,
the ring won't be protecting him,

it will be protecting him.

- How can you be sure?
- I can't.

But love is a risk.
If he's taught me anything, it's that.

No. No.

No. Not again.

Is he gone this time?

- Yeah, he's definitely gone.
- How do you know?

Because I've never felt better.

I knew you could do it.

And now I have to go.

- I know.
- I won't be far.

Don't mourn me, Phoebe.
Remember me, celebrate me

and seek me out.

Now, that boy can kiss.

You gotta remember, though,
the mission was successful.

Bronson made it home.

- Just in time to make Death Wish.
- Oh, no.

You'll love it, I promise.

Sorry, Phoebe. I almost forgot
to get our parking validated.

- No problem, Kevin.
- Hey.

You know, I just wanted to say
I'm really sorry

that I cancelled on you
the other night.

Love means never having
to say you're sorry.

What?

It's nothing. We saw Love Story
here the other night, and...

- Never mind.
- I love that movie.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Me too.

Now.

- Hi.
- Hello.

Let's grab some coffee. I am buying.