Celebrity Juice (2008–…): Season 14, Episode 12 - Bestest Bits 2015 - Part 1 - full transcript
Hi, I'm Keith Lemon and these
are my titles - plush or what?
There's Holly Willoughbooby
coming out of a giant clam.
Still got them bangers, boy!
There's Fearne Cotton
with a bow and arrow.
Careful, that nearly went inside me!
There's Gino D'Acampo
with a tiny willy.
We're all in heaven
but we're not dead.
It's just a metaphor
for how great this show is.
We're still here to make the best
telly show on t'telly.
What is that? Celebrity Juice.
On t'telly. HD-ready.
Hi, I'm Keith Lemon. Check this.
When this series finished, I took
Holly and Fearne on a cruise
so we could have a massive piss-up.
Unfortunately, Arg was the captain
of the ship
and got us lost, the dingbat!
We went through a Bermuda Triangle
vortex-type situation
but luckily we were
all having a group shit
in a lead-lined toilet at the time,
so we didn't get Benjamin Buttoned.
We came out we find ourselves
stranded on the same island
I was on earlier in the series
when we did Honey, I Benjamin
Buttoned The celebrities.
Weird.
What?! Wow. How the flip
did we end up on the same island
that we did Honey, I Benjamin
Buttoned The Celebrities?
In the VTs we did for Celebrity
Juice 2015, which is this year.
I think that happened
when you decided Arg would
drive the
Yeah, I did decide that, yeah.
I can't believe that we played
that drinking game,
where he had to drink
while he was thinking
and he downed 12 pints trying
to remember his real name.
are my titles - plush or what?
There's Holly Willoughbooby
coming out of a giant clam.
Still got them bangers, boy!
There's Fearne Cotton
with a bow and arrow.
Careful, that nearly went inside me!
There's Gino D'Acampo
with a tiny willy.
We're all in heaven
but we're not dead.
It's just a metaphor
for how great this show is.
We're still here to make the best
telly show on t'telly.
What is that? Celebrity Juice.
On t'telly. HD-ready.
Hi, I'm Keith Lemon. Check this.
When this series finished, I took
Holly and Fearne on a cruise
so we could have a massive piss-up.
Unfortunately, Arg was the captain
of the ship
and got us lost, the dingbat!
We went through a Bermuda Triangle
vortex-type situation
but luckily we were
all having a group shit
in a lead-lined toilet at the time,
so we didn't get Benjamin Buttoned.
We came out we find ourselves
stranded on the same island
I was on earlier in the series
when we did Honey, I Benjamin
Buttoned The celebrities.
Weird.
What?! Wow. How the flip
did we end up on the same island
that we did Honey, I Benjamin
Buttoned The Celebrities?
In the VTs we did for Celebrity
Juice 2015, which is this year.
I think that happened
when you decided Arg would
drive the
Yeah, I did decide that, yeah.
I can't believe that we played
that drinking game,
where he had to drink
while he was thinking
and he downed 12 pints trying
to remember his real name.