Catfish: The TV Show (2012–…): Season 2, Episode 4 - Lauren & Derek - full transcript

Lauren met Derek on MySpace nearly 8 years ago! Since then she's relied on him for everything and knows that Derek is the man of her dreams. The only problem is, they've never met in real life or even video chatted.

>> OH, MY GOD. HOLD MY ARM.

MY HEART'S POUNDING, YOU GUYS.

TAKE A BREATH, OKAY. WHEW.

[doorbell rings]

OH, MY GOD.

OH, MY GOD.

THIS CAN'T BE REAL.

OH, MY GOD.

>> HI, I'M NEV, AND THIS IS MY

FILMMAKER BUDDY MAX.

LAST YEAR, WE TRAVELED ACROSS



THE COUNTRY FIGURING OUT

THE TRUTH BEHIND ONLINE

ROMANCES.

I'M READY TO COME MEET YOU IF

YOU THINK YOU'RE REALLY READY.

>> I'M DEFINITELY READY.

>> ALONG THE WAY, WE OPENED

DOORS TO SOME BIG SURPRISES.

>> WAIT, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS.

>> WE MADE A FEW LOVE

CONNECTIONS...

>> FEELS AMAZING.

>> AND EVEN DID OUR FAIR SHARE

OF MENDING BROKEN HEARTS.



>> I'M SO HAPPY EVERY DAY WHEN I

WAKE UP NOW.

[sniffles]

>> SUDDENLY, THE IDEA OF

CATFISHING--HIDING WHO YOU

REALLY ARE TO HOOK SOMEONE INTO

AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP...

>> PROBABLY A PAGEANT WINNER,

A MODEL.

>> WAS BEING TALKED ABOUT BY

A LOT OF YOU.

GOT AN EMAIL HERE.

"WHO DID I REALLY FALL IN LOVE

WITH?"

SO MAX AND I ARE HEADED BACK OUT

ON THE ROAD...

MAX, WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO.

TO INVESTIGATE STORIES THAT SEEM

TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE...

>> I AM IN DEREK'S DRIVEWAY.

>> OR TOO WILD TO MAKE UP.

>> HE WAS CARJACKED, AND HE WAS

RAN OVER BY THE CAR.

>> JESUS, MAN.

WILL HOPE BECOME LOVE...

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> OR IS LOVE IN FOR A GIANT

SHOCK?

>> [cries] I DON'T KNOW.

>> YOU CAN BE SURE THAT MAX AND

I WILL FIND OUT ALL

THE ANSWERS, BECAUSE SOMETIMES,

A LITTLE BIT OF FICTION...

>> WOW, CATFISH CURVE BALL.

>> LEADS TO A WHOLE LOT OF

REALITY.

THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

>> [laughs]

>> ARE WE READY?

>> LET'S DO IT.

>> CATFISH THE MOVIE WAS MY

STORY.

CATFISH: THE TV SHOW IS YOURS.

>> MAX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE

READY.

ALL RIGHT, CHECK IT OUT, MAX.

NEW EMAIL.

JUST CAME IN.

"SUBJECT: EIGHT YEARS.

IT'S NOW OR NEVER.

MY NAME IS LAUREN.

I'M 21 YEARS OLD, AND I LIVE IN

TYLER, TEXAS.

I'M WRITING YOU BECAUSE I MET

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE ONLINE EIGHT

YEARS AGO, AND HAVE YET TO MEET

HIM FACE TO FACE.

>> WAIT, EIGHT YEARS AGO?

HIS NAME IS DEREK, AND I MET HIM

RANDOMLY ON MYSPACE AND

INSTANTLY HIT IT OFF.

I WAS 14, AND DEREK WAS 16.

GOD.

FROM THE BEGINNING, I KNEW THERE

WAS SOMETHING ABOUT HIM THAT

WOULD MAKE IT HAD TO EVER LET

HIM GO.

EVEN THOUGH WE BOTH STILL FEEL

THIS WAY ABOUT EACH OTHER, WE

HAVE DATED OTHER PEOPLE THROUGH

THE YEARS.

AROUND FOUR YEARS AGO, I ENDED

UP GETTING PREGNANT.

NOW THAT I AM A SINGLE MOM, HE

IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF MY

SON MASON AND TALKS ABOUT ALL

THE WAYS THAT HE WOULD CARE FOR

MASON.

THERE AREN'T A LOT OF GUYS OUT

THERE LIKE THAT.

>> * ALL MY LOVE

* IS CIRCLING THE DRAIN NOW

>> ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS, I

ASKED DEREK TO VIDEO CHAT WITH

ME.

>> UH-HUH.

>> THERE WERE ALWAYS DIFFERENT

REASONS WHY HE WASN'T ABLE TO

VIDEO CHAT.

>> OH, MY GOD.

HE'S READY TO TAKE CARE OF HER

KID, BUT HE'S NOT READY TO VIDEO

CHAT WITH HER?

>> RIGHT.

THROUGHOUT THE PAST FEW YEARS,

WE'VE BEEN THROUGH A FEW UPS AND

DOWNS.

I BECAME ENGAGED TO ANOTHER GUY,

AND DEREK DELETED ME FROM

FACEBOOK AND JUST QUIT TALKING

TO ME ALTOGETHER.

I DECIDED TO END THE ENGAGEMENT

AND REACH BACK OUT TO DEREK.

OH, MY GOD.

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

I KNOW WITH YOUR HELP I WILL BE

ONE STEP CLOSER TO MEETING THE

LOVE OF MY LIFE.

THANK YOU BUNCHES.

HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.

LAUREN.

>> THIS GIRL BROKE OFF HER

ENGAGEMENT BECAUSE THIS GUY THAT

WOULDN'T VIDEO CHAT WITH HER

DELETED HER FROM FACEBOOK?

>> THERE'S GOTTA BE MORE TO THIS

STORY THAT WE'RE GETTING.

>> LET'S GET HER ON VIDEO CHAT.

[phone line ringing]

>> HI!

>> both: [laughing] HI.

>> HOW ARE YOU GUYS?

>> GREAT. FIRST OF ALL, IT'S

CRAZY TO ME THAT THERE'S THIS

GUY THAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, AND

YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO MEET

HIM, IT'S LIKE--

>> WE CAN'T MEET UP.

AND PLANS JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT

FOR HIM.

BUT I STRONGLY BELIEVE HE IS THE

PERFECT GUY FOR ME.

I MEAN, I LOVE HIM.

I JUST--I LOVE HIM.

>> AND SO DOES YOUR FAMILY KNOW

ABOUT DEREK?

>> THEY KNOW ABOUT HIM, YES.

THEY DON'T KNOW THAT I'VE NEVER

MET DEREK.

THE FACT THAT I'VE MET HIM OR

NOT, THAT DOESN'T MATTER.

I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR MYSELF,

FOR MY SON, AND I WANT THAT

MARRIAGE WITH MY BEST FRIEND.

BUT I CAN'T KEEP WAITING.

I DON'T WANT TO GO EIGHT MORE

YEARS.

I ALREADY HAVE THIS FABULOUS

RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM, AND NO

MATTER WHAT WE GO THROUGH, WE

ONLY GET STRONGER AS WE COME

BACK TOGETHER.

AND THAT IS WHAT--OH, THAT MAKES

ME LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

>> NOW...YOU'RE AWARE HOW CRAZY

THIS ALL SOUNDS, RIGHT?

>> [laughs] YES.

>> YOUR STORY IS...INCREDIBLE.

SO, I GUESS, OFF TO TEXAS.

>> YEAH.

>> I'M SO EXCITED, AND THANK YOU

GUYS SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME.

>> OKAY. BYE.

>> BYE.

>> WOW.

>> THIS IS ALARMING.

LOOK AT HER!

SHE'S--SHE'S AMAZING.

THERE IS SOMETHING MAJOR THAT

THIS GUY IS HIDING.

>> CAN WE JUST AGREE THAT OUR

PURPOSE IS TO HELP HER FIGURE

OUT WHO THIS GUY IS SO THAT SHE

CAN EITHER, "A," FALL HEAD OVER

HEELS IN LOVE, OR, "B," MEET

HIM FINALLY, FACE TO FACE, AND

NOT ALWAYS BE HUNG UP ON THIS

MYSTERY DEREK.

>> TRUE.

>> ALL RIGHT.

[hands smack]

>> LET'S GO TO TEXAS.

>> * GONNA SEE THAT LOVE

* WELL, I SEE IT EVERYWHERE

[both laugh]

[ding]

>> * THIS LOVE

* YOU CAN'T REPAIR *

>> HERE WE COME, TYLER, TEXAS.

WE'RE STAYING IN THE SHERLOCK

SUITE.

>> [British accent] WE'RE ON THE

CASE...HELLO?

LONG HAUL TO GET OUT HERE.

>> * YEAH

* THIS LOVE YOU CAN'T REPAIR *

>> AHH.

*

I'M JUST AFRAID THAT, LIKE,

EIGHT YEARS OF BUILT-UP

EXPECTATIONS OF TRUE LOVE IS

GONNA COME CRASHING DOWN ON HER,

AND THEN SHE'S GONNA BE LIKE,

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I BLEW OFF MY

ENGAGEMENT FOR THIS GUY WHO IS

LYING TO ME.

I BELIEVED THIS COULD WORK."

>> POINT OF NO RETURN.

[doorbell rings]

>> HI!

>> [laughing] HEY.

>> HOW'S IT GOING?

>> WHO'S THIS LITTLE GUY?

>> THIS IS MASON.

>> MASON, WHAT'S UP?

>> HEY, WHO IS IT?

QUIT LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW.

SAY HI.

>> LOOK HOW CURIOUS HE IS.

THAT'S OUR CREW.

>> HE'S LIKE, "WHAT IS GOING

ON?"

>> THESE GUYS MAKE TV SHOWS.

YOU WATCH TV?

YEAH?

THEY MAKE TV.

[laughter]

COOL, RIGHT?

THIS IS A REALLY NICE PLACE.

>> IT'S MY DAD'S HOUSE.

>> WOW.

BEFORE WE GET TO DEREK,

I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOU.

ARE YOUR PARENTS DIVORCED?

>> UM, MY MOM PASSED AWAY WHEN I

JUST TURNED SIX.

AND THEN MY DAD, UM, HE WAS IN

THE NAVY, SO WE MOVED ALL THE

TIME.

>> HAS MOVING AROUND SO MUCH

LIKE MADE YOU REALLY, LIKE,

CRAVE STABILITY?

LIKE, DO YOU WANT TO JUST BE--

>> YES.

>> YEAH?

>> DEREK IS ONE PERSON THAT,

THROUGH EIGHT YEARS, UM, WAS

ALWAYS THERE, YOU KNOW?

>> LET'S JUST SORT OF REWIND.

TAKE ME BACK EIGHT YEARS AGO.

YOU'RE ONLINE.

>> I WAS 14.

SO I WAS BROWSING THROUGH

PEOPLE.

BUT I SAW DEREK, I WAS LIKE,

"OH, MY GOD, HE'S CUTE."

OF COURSE, NEXT THING I KNOW,

I'M SPENDING MANY NIGHTS, LIKE,

3:00 IN THE MORNING, JUST

TALKING TO HIM AND STUFF.

AND WE CREATED THIS LIFE.

AND SAYING, "OH, YEAH.

WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED.

THEN HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT

GOING ON A TRIKE RIDE

INTO THE SUNSET.

>> TRIKE?

>> A TRIKE RIDE?

[laughs] IT WAS WEIRD.

IT WAS VERY STRANGE.

WE HAVE THIS HISTORY, AND WE

ALREADY KNOW WHAT WE WANT

TOGETHER, AND THE WHOLE TIME

I WAS WITH SOMEBODY ELSE, YOU

KNOW, THERE'S DEREK.

AND I'M THINKING, "WHY CAN'T I

HAVE YOU?"

>> IN ALL OF YOUR TRAVELS OVER

THE LAST EIGHT YEARS, YOU'VE

NEVER BEEN IN MARYLAND?

>> I'VE BEEN FIVE HOURS AWAY

FROM HIS HOUSE IN MARYLAND.

>> DID YOU TRY TO MEET HIM?

>> I TOLD HIM, "HEY, IT'S 5 1/2

HOURS."

AND HE WAS LIKE, "WELL, I HAVE

ROOMMATES."

LIKE, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY'D TAKE

THAT."

>> AND HE SAID, "DON'T COME AND

MEET ME."

>> IT WAS JUST BAD TIMING.

>> BAD TIMING?

>> YOU'VE BEEN ENGAGED.

YOU'VE HAD A KID.

IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T REALLY HAVE

MUCH MORE TIME.

>> I MEAN, AND, LIKE, OKAY,

EIGHT YEARS AGO, NOT EVERYBODY

HAD WEBCAMS AND SMARTPHONES.

>> RIGHT, BUT SEE, LIKE, I HAVE

EVEN TOLD HIM, LIKE, I WILL BUY

YOU A WEBCAM.

AND HE WAS LIKE, "NO, YOU'RE NOT

SPENDING MONEY ON ME," SO...

>> THAT'S--THAT'S BOGUS.

>> I MEAN--

>> COME ON. YOU DON'T BUY THAT,

DO YOU?

I MEAN, HOW DO YOU KNOW, AND HOW

STRONGLY DO YOU FEEL THAT, LIKE,

DEREK IS THE GUY, AND THAT YOU

DO REALLY WANT TO BE IN, LIKE,

IN A RELATIONSHIP AND MARRIED TO

HIM?

>> WHEN YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW.

THERE'S SOMETHING THAT'S ALWAYS

BEEN THERE THAT MAKES IT

IMPOSSIBLE TO JUST LET HIM GO.

SO THIS IS DEREK'S FACEBOOK.

>> OKAY.

>> HE LIVES IN MARYLAND.

HE SAYS, UM, "YOU ARE MY PERFECT

MATCH, AND YOU ARE THE PERFECT

GIRL FOR ME, THEREFORE, YOU ARE

PERFECT."

I MEAN, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT

GETTING MARRIED AND STUFF.

AND WE TALK ABOUT FUTURE STUFF.

>> "FEEL LIKE EVEN WITH THE

RESPONSIBILITY OF PUTTING MASON

BEFORE BOTH OF US, IT'D BE

100% WORTH IT."

>> WOW, YOU GUYS ARE LAYING IT

ON THICK.

>> YEAH.

>> WOW, SO THESE ARE ALL JUST

SCREEN GRABS OF CONVERSATIONS

YOU HAD WITH HIM?

>> YEAH!

>> THAT YOU JUST LIKE TO KEEP

AND LOOK THROUGH?

>> YEAH, I HAVE AN ALBUM.

>> YOU GOT A DEREK ALBUM.

THAT'S THE REAL DEAL.

>> JUST BE REALISTIC.

THERE'S SOMETHING HE'S HIDING.

I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS

AND IF IT'S GONNA BE A

DEAL BREAKER FOR YOU.

>> AND YOU HAVE TO BE PREPARED

TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES.

>> NOW THAT YOU GUYS ARE LAYING

IT OUT ON ME, I DON'T KNOW.

EVEN THOUGH THE TRUTH MAY HURT,

THAT'S STUFF THAT I NEED TO

KNOW, 'CAUSE INSTEAD OF PLANNING

THIS AWESOME FUTURE WITH

SOMEBODY, UM, THAT COULD BE

HAVING SECRETS AND STUFF LIKE

THAT, I MEAN...IT'S A WASTE

OF MY TIME.

>> WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU.

AND, OBVIOUSLY, THE GOAL IS

INTRODUCE YOU FACE TO FACE TO

DEREK, AND YOU HAVE TO BE

PREPARED TO...

>> TO TAKE IT.

>> OKAY.

>> WE'LL LET YOU KNOW WHAT WE

FIND.

>> LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

>> THERE SHOULD BE NOTHING

HOLDING THIS GUY BACK FROM GOING

TO VISIT HER--NOTHING.

>> THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG, IF

THIS GUY HAS BEEN RESISTING FOR

THIS LONG, OR AVOIDING IT.

LIKE, WHAT IS HE HIDING?

>> WHAT IS HE HIDING?

>> YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

>> INVESTIGATION TIME?

>> YEAH, TIME TO TURN UP THE

HEAT ON THIS DEREK CHARACTER.

YOU WANNA BRING THAT WITH US?

>> THE WHOLE THING?

>> YEAH.

>> REALLY?

>> YEAH, BRING IT.

I'LL BRING MY LAPTOP.

YOU BRING THE BREAKFAST.

YOU READY?

>> YES.

>> OKAY.

>> DEREK AND LAUREN.

HERE'S WHAT WE NEED TO KNOW.

NUMBER ONE, IS DEREK THE GUY

FROM THE PICTURES?

NUMBER TWO, IF HE ISN'T WHO HE

SAYS HE IS...

>> WHO IS HE?

>> THE THIRD QUESTION IS,

WHAT IS HE HIDING?

>> RIGHT.

>> SO SHOULD WE PROCEED?

>> PERHAPS, YEAH.

>> GO TO HIS FACEBOOK PAGE.

I WANT TO GET A LITTLE SENSE OF

WHO IS HE.

>> GOOD, KEEP ON GOING DOWN THE

PAGE.

>> "I SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO

HAVE MONEY.

I BOUGHT A $39 BIRDBATH.

AND, GRANTED, IT WAS DROPPED

FROM A $200 ORIGINAL PRICE."

SO MONEY'S OBVIOUSLY AN ISSUE.

BUT HE HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY

A BIRDBATH FOR 40 BUCKS.

>> THAT'S TRUE, AND 40 BUCKS CAN

BUY YOU A WEBCAM.

>> WHY WOULD YOU BUY A BIRDBATH

INSTEAD OF A WEBCAM?

GO TO HIS PICTURES.

>> WE SHOULD JUST DO AN IMAGE

SEARCH--THIS IS CRAZY.

>> YEAH.

>> PULLING PHOTOS, PROFILE

PICTURES OF DEREK, SO THAT WE

CAN REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH THEM.

SEE IF ANYTHING COMES UP.

ALL RIGHT, MOMENT OF TRUTH.

AND...WHAT DO WE GOT?

NOTHING.

>> NOTHING.

>> ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE. NOTHING.

>> NOTHING.

>> IF IT ISN'T DEREK...

>> THEY'RE FINDING PHOTOS OF HIM

THAT ARE HARD TO FIND.

>> LET'S LOOK AT DEREK'S

FRIENDS.

YEAH, OKAY, THE FRIENDS...

CLASS OF 2007.

BOTH FROM MARYLAND.

>> SO THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S A GOOD

SIGN.

>> YEAH, THEY'RE ALMOST THE SAME

AGE.

>> IF YOU GET ONE OR TWO FRIENDS

THAT WENT TO HIS HIGH SCHOOL,

MAYBE IT WOULD BE FAKE.

BUT, LIKE, IT SEEMS LIKE

EVERYONE HERE IS FROM MARYLAND

OR WENT TO HIS HIGH SCHOOL.

ALL THESE PEOPLE CAN'T BE FAKE.

THAT'S GREAT NEWS, MAX.

THIS GUY--

>> DON'T GET TOO EXCITED.

>> COME ON, I'M JUST SAYING.

WE FOUND A SOLID PIECE OF

EVIDENCE THAT HE IS WHO HE SAYS

HE IS.

>> WHY HASN'T HE GONE TO MEET

HER?

>> MAYBE THE FACT THAT SHE NOW

HAS A SON FREAKS HIM OUT.

AND HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT HE

WANTS THAT YET.

>> DOESN'T EXPLAIN THE VIDEO

CHAT.

>> TRUE.

HOLD ON A SECOND.

LET'S JUST SEARCH THIS PHONE

NUMBER.

COPY-PASTING HIS PHONE NUMBER.

BOOM! YOU READY FOR THIS, MAX?

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> HERE WE GO.

>> AND THE WINNER IS...

LEVOURNE.

>> GOD, THAT'S WEIRD.

LET'S JUST SEARCH THIS GUY.

WHOA.

>> THAT'S HIM.

THAT'S A PRETTY BIG PHYSICAL

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE PERSON

SHE THINKS SHE'S TALKING TO.

>> WELL, HE'S MARRIED.

>> OH, WAIT, OKAY.

>> UH-OH.

>> HE'S ON A MOTORCYCLE.

>> IS IT A TRIKE OR A

MOTORCYCLE?

THAT COULD BE A TRIKE.

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> WOW. THAT'S A TRIKE.

I'M 90% SURE.

OKAY, HOLD ON--LET'S JUST SEE

WHAT ELSE COMES UP.

>> LOOKS LIKE HE HAS KIDS.

OR NIECES OR NEPHEWS.

>> SO IF THIS IS OUR GUY...

>> HE SEEMS TO BE A HAPPY FAMILY

MAN.

THAT'S A REASON TO LIE.

>> NOT ONLY IS HE A COMPLETELY

DIFFERENT PERSON, BUT HE'S ALSO

GOT A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT LIFE.

>> THE TRIKE THING IS ALARMING.

>> LET'S JUST FIGURE OUT WHAT

WE'VE GOT HERE.

WE'VE GOT A LOT OF EVIDENCE THAT

SUPPORTS HIS STORY.

THE ONLY THING THAT'S REALLY

WEIRD IS THAT HIS PHONE NUMBER

BELONGS TO A LEVOURNE.

>> OR IT COULD BE THAT LEVOURNE

FOUND DEREK, MAYBE BACK ON

MYSPACE, AND HE STARTED A

PROFILE FOR HIM.

HE'S JUST BEEN, LIKE, LIVING A

TOTALLY SEPARATE, DOUBLE LIFE.

>> THAT'S POSSIBLE.

>> WHY DOESN'T HIS PHONE NUMBER

CONNECT TO HIM?

>> IS DEREK THE GUY FROM THE

PICTURE? WHAT IS UP?

>> THERE HAS TO--THERE HAS TO BE

SOME HUGE SECRET.

>> * THIS ONE WICKED ROAD

* YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT RIGHT *

>> * WE ARE HEADING OVER TO A

PLAYGROUND TO MEET UP WITH

LAUREN.

>> AND I JUST HOPE THAT SHE CAN

GET OVER THE FACT THAT SOMEONE

WHO SHE BELIEVES THAT SHE'S

CLOSER TO THAN ANYONE ELSE IN

THE WORLD COULD HAVE BEEN LYING

TO HER FOR EIGHT YEARS.

[upbeat music]

*

>> HEY-O!

>> RYAN.

>> HEY, RYAN.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> GOOD TO MEET YOU.

>> HEY, RYAN.

>> IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> HOW YOU DOING?

>> GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?

I'M GOING TO THE SWINGS.

COME ON.

>> FAR OUT, LET'S GO SWING.

>> MASON CAM.

>> [grunts]

>> SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS

BEEN FRIENDS?

>> SINCE SHE WAS ABOUT 11.

>> IN CHURCH.

>> MY DAD USED TO BE HER SUNDAY

SCHOOL TEACHER.

>> OH, NICE.

>> YEAH.

THIS GUY, DEREK, WHAT DO YOU

KNOW ABOUT HIM?

>> HE SEEMED LIKE A GOOD GUY.

IT'S JUST, IF I HAD SOMEONE THAT

I REALLY CARED ABOUT FOR, I

WOULD DO EVERYTHING I CAN

POSSIBLY DO TO GET HERE.

>> THE VIDEO CHAT THING, YOU

KNOW, WHAT'S YOUR THEORY ON WHY

HE WON'T MEET HER?

>> I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND.

'CAUSE IF I WAS TALKING TO

SOMEONE FOR EIGHT YEARS, I WOULD

WANT TO TALK TO THEM.

>> RIGHT.

>> SHE ALSO HAS TO UNDERSTAND,

IT'S NOT JUST HER GOING IN THERE

WITH HIM--IT'S MASON ALSO.

>> RIGHT.

>> SO I TOLD HER, I SAYS, I WANT

YOU TO GO IN AND JUST BE KIND OF

GUARDED, 'CAUSE IF SHE GETS

HURT, SHE'S GONNA COME BACK HERE

AND SHE'S GONNA BE DEVASTATED.

>> WHEE!

>> WHEE!

>> YESTERDAY, MAX AND I, WE

FOUND SOME STUFF, SO...

>> OH, MY GOD, MY HEART'S

POUNDING.

>> WE WERE...LOOKING AT HIS

FACEBOOK PAGE.

WE CLICKED ON HIS FRIENDS AND

LOOKED THROUGH HIS FRIENDS.

A LOT OF THEM ARE FROM MARYLAND,

WHICH IS A GOOD SIGN.

AND THEY ALL SEEM TO HAVE

LEGITIMATE PROFILES WITH PHOTOS.

>> SO WE RAN A BUNCH OF HIS

IMAGES, AND NONE OF THEM CAME

UP AS BEING LISTED ANYWHERE ELSE

ON THE WEB.

>> REALLY?

>> SO, AT THIS POINT, ALL SIGNS

ARE POINTING TO...HIM BEING

LEGIT.

>> OH, MAN.

>> THERE IS ONE THING, WHICH

DEFINITELY SORT OF HAD US

RAISING OUR EYEBROW, OKAY?

WE RAN HIS PHONE NUMBER.

APPARENTLY, THIS NUMBER IS

REGISTERED TO A GUY NAMED

LEVOURNE.

>> HE'S HAD THAT NUMBER FOR AS

LONG AS I'VE KNOWN HIM,

FOR EIGHT YEARS.

>> REALLY?

>> HIS NUMBER'S NEVER CHANGED?

>> IT'S NEVER CHANGED.

>> OKAY.

>> OKAY, THAT'S STRANGE.

>> SO THIS IS LEVOURNE.

>> IT'S LIKE, WHAT'S YOUR JUST

KIND OF GUT INSTINCT?

>> UM...HE'S NOT GONNA BE

LEVOURNE.

UM, IT'S DEREK.

I KNOW--I KNOW THAT FACE,

AND I KNOW THAT VOICE IS DEREK.

I MEAN...WHEN I LOOK AT DEREK,

THAT'S MY FUTURE, YOU KNOW?

I'VE BEEN TALKING TO THIS GUY,

UM, MAKING FUTURE PLANS WITH

HIM.

>> WHETHER IT'S HIM OR NOT,

LIKE, WHOEVER THIS PERSON IS,

THEY'VE BEEN...

>> THERE'S SOMETHING THAT

THEY'RE HIDING FROM YOU.

>> RIGHT.

>> HE SAYS HE'S IN LOVE WITH

YOU, HE SAYS HE WANTS TO SPEND

THE REST OF HIS LIFE--

>> MAYBE HE DOES LOVE ME.

MAYBE HE DOES WANT TO BE WITH

ME, BUT MAYBE HE'S NOT READY

FOR--

>> SO THEN, IS HE JUST LEADING

YOU ON?

>> I DON'T THINK SO.

>> SO YOU STILL--YOU'RE PRETTY--

>> I'M HOPEFUL.

YOU KNOW, I CAN'T SAY 100% FACT,

"YEAH, IT'S HIM," BUT I'M

HOPEFUL THAT IT IS HIM.

>> TIME TO CALL DEREK OUT.

>> WELL, ALL RIGHT, STRATEGY

FOR DEREK...

>> I THINK YOU'VE GOT TO USE--

HIS WINDOW IS CLOSING, AND HE'S

HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME TO

TAKE ACTION.

>> YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ANOTHER

CHANCE.

>> OTHERWISE, YOU'RE WASTING HER

TIME.

>> OKAY, HERE, I GOT HIS NUMBER.

>> YOU READY?

>> YEAH.

>> YOU INTO PHONE CALL MODE?

[phone line ringing]

>> MY NAME IS NEV.

UM, I HAVE A SHOW CALLED

CATFISH.

YOUR FRIEND LAUREN GOT IN TOUCH

WITH ME BECAUSE SHE, AS YOU

KNOW, IS IN LOVE WITH YOU.

SO I WOULD LOVE TO BE ABLE TO

HELP YOU GUYS FINALLY MEET FACE

TO FACE FOR THE FIRST TIME.

I REALLY HAVE A HARD TIME

UNDERSTANDING WHY YOU CAN'T FIND

A COUPLE DAYS, A LONG WEEKEND.

RIGHT NOW, THERE'S AN

OPPORTUNITY.

TO...WAIT MIGHT MEAN WAITING

TOO LONG.

SHE CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE.

THIS IS YOUR CHANCE.

>> OH.

>> THIS IS MAX. I MEAN, WE DON'T

WANT TO TWIST YOUR ARM HERE.

BUT IT--

>> AGAIN, LIKE I SAID, AND LIKE

MAX SAID, THIS IS REALLY

AWESOME, I MEAN--

ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M GLAD TO

HEAR IT.

ALL RIGHT, MAN. LATER.

>> BYE.

>> I DON'T--I--

I DON'T MEAN TO RAIN ON THE

PARADE HERE, I JUST, LIKE--

SOMETHING WAS JUST A LITTLE OFF

ABOUT HIS RESPONSE.

>> IT'S STILL HARD TO UNDERSTAND

WHY HE'S BEEN SO KIND OF CASUAL.

>> I DON'T KNOW, IF I WERE HIM,

I WOULD BE LIKE, "YOU'RE RIGHT.

IT'S TIME TO RIP OFF THE BAND

AID--LET'S DO IT."

BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT HE SAID.

>> AND THAT'S STILL A CONCERN.

I THINK WE SHOULD CONTINUE TO

SAY THAT TO HER.

JUST CONSIDER THAT, LIKE, THIS

GUY'S A LOT OF TALK.

AND NOT A LOT OF SHOW.

>> RIGHT.

>> HEY-YO.

>> HELLO.

>> OKAY...

I CALLED DEREK.

EXPLAINED EVERYTHING.

>> YEAH.

HE'S...READY TO MEET YOU.

>> OH, MY GOD.

[laughing] OH, MY GOD.

OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY.

AGH! IT'S JUST BEEN EIGHT YEARS.

>> WHAT ARE YOU SORRY ABOUT?

COME ON, THIS IS, LIKE, CRAZY.

>> I'M LIKE, EMOTIONAL.

EXCITED, BUT I'M NERVOUS.

>> I KNOW, WE'RE ALL KIND OF

NERVOUS, 'CAUSE THERE'S STILL

THIS WEIRD, LIKE...

>> SOMETHING WAS JUST A LITTLE

OFF ABOUT HIS RESPONSE.

THERE'S SOME REASON WHY HE

HASN'T AGREED TO MEET YOU TILL

NOW.

AND MAYBE, ONCE WE SEE HIM IN

PERSON, IT MIGHT BE VERY CLEAR

WHY HE DIDN'T WANT TO MEET YOU.

>> I MEAN, THE LEVOURNE THING IS

LIKE THE ONLY HICCUP.

THAT WAS THE ONLY THING THAT WAS

STILL KIND OF LIKE A WEIRD THING

FOR ME.

>> WELL, LET'S JUST WAIT TILL WE

GET THAT RIGHT.

>> PROBABLY GONNA WANNA TELL

YOUR DAD.

>> YEAH. THEY SHOULD BE HOME

SOON, SO DO YOU GUYS WANT TO

HELP ME TELL THEM?

>> ARE YOU NERVOUS?

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID--

>> YES, I'M NERVOUS!

>> AFRAID HE'LL SAY?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

IT COULD GO GOOD, OR IT COULD GO

BAD.

>> OH, BOY.

>> [laughs]

>> I'M MAX.

>> JEFF.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> MELINDA. NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> IT'S A PLEASURE.

>> HELLO.

>> MAX AND NEV.

>> YEAH.

>> THE INFAMOUS TWO.

>> YEAH, RIGHT? UH--

>> WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> YOU WANT TO COME SIT DOWN,

AND WE CAN TALK? COME SIT--

>> YEAH, LET'S ALL SIT AROUND

THE TABLE AND--AND SIT DOWN A

MINUTE.

>> OKAY, SO WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?

>> WE ARE THE SORT OF COHOSTS OF

THIS SHOW.

>> WE HELP PEOPLE WHO HAVE

BASICALLY FALLEN IN LOVE OVER

THE INTERNET WITH SOMEONE THEY

HAVEN'T MET.

>> UH, THIS IS NEWS TO ME.

>> WHEN I WAS 14, YOU GUYS

REMEMBER, I CAME ACROSS DEREK.

WELL, EIGHT YEARS LATER, NO

MATTER WHAT I'VE GONE THROUGH,

DEREK HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE.

AND MY RELATIONSHIPS HAVE FAILED

BECAUSE I HONESTLY BELIEVE

THAT DEREK IS SUPPOSED TO BE

IN MY LIFE NOW, AND, YES, I DO

BELIEVE THAT.

>> I HAVE SO MUCH GOING THROUGH

MY HEAD.

>> IT BLOWS MY MIND HOW YOU

THINK THAT SOMEBODY CAN BE THERE

FOR YOU OVER THE PHONE.

>> THEY CAN. THEY CAN.

AND HE HAS BEEN.

>> IF THIS PERSON WAS REALLY ON

THE UP AND UP, WHY CAN'T HE

COME HERE ON, YOU KNOW,

A COUPLE OF DAYS.

OR WHY CAN'T HE BUY A WEBCAM?

YOU DON'T KNOW IF THIS GUY IS

REALLY MARRIED OR NOT, OR WHAT

HIS, YOU KNOW, CRIMINAL HISTORY

IS.

YOU JUST NEED TO BE GUARDED.

THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

>> MY BIGGEST THING IS YOU HAVE

A HEART THIS BIG.

THAT'S WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT.

PEOPLE...

>> TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE...

>> TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU.

>> WITH A HUGE HEART.

>> YEAH.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S TOLD YOU,

BUT YOU DON'T KNOW FOR SURE,

100%--

>> OKAY, SO LET ME ASK YOU THIS:

WHAT IF, WHEN I GET THERE,

THINGS ARE WHAT THEY SEEM TO BE?

>> THEN THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

I'M GLAD THAT Y'ALL ARE FRIENDS.

'CAUSE I THINK YOU CAN BUILD A

RELATIONSHIP BETTER ON THAT.

'CAUSE I'VE LEARNED THAT WITH

HER.

>> OHH.

>> DAD, DON'T CRY.

WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

>> HE WORRIES ABOUT YOU A LOT.

>> WHY ARE YOU WORRIED?

>> IT'S WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO.

THE ONLY REASON WHY I JUST GOT

EMOTIONAL, YOU PROBABLY KNOW--

>> MOM?

>> SHE WAS MY BEST FRIEND.

>> MM-HMM.

>> BUT YOUR MOTHER WAS MINE TOO.

>> MM-HMM.

>> [crying] I GET TO LOVE MY

BEST FRIEND.

>> I KNOW, IT'S JUST YOUR MOM'S

NOT GONNA BE HERE.

>> YES, SHE IS, DAD.

>> I KNOW.

>> THEY JUST GOTTA KNOW,

YOU KNOW?

>> YEAH.

>> WHO'S GOING WITH WHO?

>> THESE GUYS, UM, RYAN.

I WAS GONNA ASK IF IT'S OKAY IF

HE GOES.

HE COULD HELP WITH MASON.

LIKE, WHEN I GO TO MEET DEREK,

AND HE COULD KIND OF--

>> SURE.

>> IF THAT MAKES YOU FEEL

BETTER, SAFER, MORE COMFORTABLE,

SURE.

>> WELL...PACK SOME BAGS.

>> YEAH.

>> [laughs]

>> JUST PLAYIN'.

TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER.

>> [kiss] YOU'RE STILL MY BABY.

>> I KNOW, DAD. I LOVE YOU.

[doorbell rings]

>> HO!

BAM.

>> WHO'S READY TO GO TO

MARYLAND?

>> HOW YOU DOING, MAN?

READY FOR TODAY'S VOYAGE?

>> YEAH, FIRST TIME ON AN

AIRPLANE--IT'S GONNA BE

EXCITING.

>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY READY?

>> AIRPLANE.

>> ALL RIGHT...

>> AIRPLANE.

>> LET'S DO IT!

[all cheer]

>> * GET ON YOUR KNEES

* AND I THOUGHT

* YOU CAN LEAVE IT ALL

* IN YOUR MIND

* IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND *

>> IT'S SO WEIRD.

LIKE, I'M LITERALLY ABOUT TO GET

ON AN AIRPLANE TO GO TO

MARYLAND.

AFTER EIGHT YEARS.

I'M SCARED.

>> YOU'RE SCARED HOW?

>> 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO LOSE

THIS PERSON.

>> OH, WOW! WOW, WOW, WOW!

>> WHOA, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK,

LOOK, LOOK!

>> OH, MY GOSH!

*

[indistinct chatter]

>> IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN

MARYLAND.

[door alarm pinging]

>> OKAY, IN LESS THAN 10 MINUTES

NOW.

LET'S JUST KEEP OUR GUARD UP.

REMINDING OURSELVES OF THE

THINGS WE DON'T KNOW.

>> RIGHT?

>> I JUST THINK THERE'S STILL A

FEW QUESTIONS HERE THAT NEED TO

BE ANSWERED.

COULD IT BE THAT HE IS THIS

OTHER GUY, LEVOURNE?

IF HE HAS A GIRL LIKE YOU,

WHAT'S TAKING HIM SO LONG?

>> YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL LIKE

[bleep].

>> WHO?

>> YEAH, Y'ALL ARE TRYING TO

MAKE ME FEEL LIKE [bleep].

>> WHAT?

>> I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

>> YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME FEEL

LIKE [bleep] BEFORE I MEET HIM.

>> NO, NO, NO, NO.

>> YEAH, I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING

INTERROGATED.

>> NO, NO, NO, WHAT MAX IS

SAYING IS YOU--YOU'RE CLEARLY

THE KIND OF PERSON WHO KNOWS--

>> YEAH, BUT THOSE ARE ANSWERS

THAT I DON'T KNOW.

I'M SITTING HERE SAYING I DON'T

KNOW--IT'S JUST BAD TIMING,

APPARENTLY.

BUT, YOU GUYS, IT'S NOT ALWAYS

BULL-[bleep].

>> THE WHOLE THING KIND OF

STRANGELY GOT TWISTED INTO A

WEIRD PLACE.

THAT'S NOT AT ALL WHAT WE WERE

TRYING TO DO.

>> WE JUST HAVE TO PREPARE YOU.

AND IF ALL WE DO IS PUMP YOU UP

AND SAY, "THIS IS GONNA BE

PERFECT, YOU GUYS ARE GONNA...

GET MARRIED, AND IT'S GONNA BE

AMAZING," AND, LIKE, SOMETHING

IS WRONG OR SOMETHING DOESN'T

WORK OUT, THEN WE'RE [bleep].

>> Y'ALL DO THIS ALL THE TIME

FOR PEOPLE, BUT TO ME, IT'S NEW.

I MEAN, I DON'T DO THIS.

LIKE, UH, LIKE, IT'S GONNA MAKE

ME CRY.

I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CRYING

RIGHT NOW.

BUT, LIKE, THIS IS SO NEW.

>> THIS IS NOT A SHOW FOR YOU.

THIS IS YOUR LIFE.

>> YEAH.

OH, MY GOD.

>> IT'S GOOD TO REMIND US THAT

THIS IS VERY REAL AND THAT YOU--

YOUR FEELINGS ARE VERY

VULNERABLE RIGHT NOW.

>> THANK YOU, GUYS.

>> IT'S A LITTLE EARLY...

>> YEAH.

>> FOR WATERWORKS.

>> [laughs]

>> DO WE HAVE ANY TISSUES?

WIPES?

ONCE I PULL UP TO THAT DRIVEWAY,

WE'RE THERE.

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> YOU CAN DO IT.

>> OH, MY GOD.

I AM IN DEREK'S DRIVEWAY.

OH, MAN.

>> TAKE A DEEP BREATH.

>> [inhales deeply]

COME ON, DEEP BREATH.

BIG BREATH.

ALL RIGHT.

>> I'M READY.

>> AFTER YOU.

>> ALL RIGHT. OH, MY GOD.

DO I KNOCK?

>> YEAH, YOU SHOULD KNOCK.

>> IS HE GONNA JUST COME OUT

OR--

>> LET'S CHECK IT OUT.

>> I AM FREAKING OUT.

>> WE'LL TAKE A STEP BACK AND

WE'LL...LET HIM COME--

>> HE CAN SEE ME ALREADY,

AND I CAN'T SEE HIM.

OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T DO IT.

HOLD ON.

I'M SO NERVOUS.

MY HEART'S POUNDING, YOU GUYS.

TAKE A BREATH, OKAY.

WHEW. WHEW.

[doorbell rings]

OH, MY GOD.

I DON'T WANNA LOOK AT HIM.

I DON'T WANNA LOOK AT HIM.

I'M SO NERVOUS, I CAN'T DO IT.

IT'S REALLY DEREK.

IT'S REALLY GONNA BE DEREK.

OH, MY GOD, IT'S REALLY GONNA BE

DEREK.

DEREK, COME ON.

OH, MY GOD.

I CAN'T TURN AROUND.

OH, MY GOD.

I CAN'T TURN AROUND.

OHH, MY GOD!

>> GOOD TO SEE YOU.

>> [sobbing] OH...

>> YOU'RE SHAKING SO MUCH.

>> I COULDN'T EVEN TURN AROUND.

I LIKE--ARE--ARE YOU REAL?

>> I'M REAL.

>> OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE A LIFEFORM.

>> THIS IS CRAZY.

>> OH, MY GOD.

QUIT SHAKING. QUIT SHAKING.

>> I CAN'T.

>> QUIT SHAKING.

>> IT'S EIGHT YEARS OF SHAKING

DONE RIGHT THERE.

OOH.

>> I NEED TO SEE IF THIS GUY'S

REAL.

NICE TO SEE YOU.

>> [laughing]

>> THANK YOU FOR BRINGING HER

TO ME.

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

>> I CAN'T STOP SHAKING.

>> YOU LOOK SO GREAT.

>> IT'S JUST WEIRD ACTUALLY

TOUCHING YOU.

>> I KNOW.

>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO

SAY, LIKE...

>> THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU.

>> I TOLD HER.

SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME.

>> WE'LL GET TO ALL THAT.

LET'S--LET'S SIT DOWN.

LOTS TO TALK ABOUT.

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

[laughter]

THIS IS JUST SO NUTS.

>> BELIEVE ME, EVERYBODY FEELS

THE, UH, STRANGENESS.

>> I'M LIKE SWEATING AND SHAKING

AND I'M NEV--I DON'T REALLY GET

NERVOUS VERY EASILY.

>> I'M VERY GLAD YOU AREN'T...

>> AND I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

>> LEVOURNE.

>> HMM?

[laughter]

>> WELL...

>> WE LOOKED UP YOUR PHONE

NUMBER.

>> YOUR PHONE IS ACTUALLY

REGISTERED TO...

>> OH, REALLY?

>> THIS GUY, LEVOURNE.

>> IT'S SO STRANGE.

>> IT IS VERY STRANGE.

>> OKAY, I GOTTA ASK THIS.

SO EVERYTHING SAID OVER THE

YEARS AND TO US IS ALL...

>> IT'S TRUE.

>> I MEAN, 'CAUSE, FROM THE

OUTSIDE, WHEN SHE TOLD US THE

STORY AND SHOWED US YOUR

PROFILE, IT WAS REALLY EASY FOR

US TO ASSUME LIKE, "OH, THIS GUY

IS HIDING SOMETHING.

HE'S NOT WHO HE SAYS HE IS."

>> MM-HMM. YEAH, I'VE ALWAYS

BEEN HONEST WITH HER.

I BELIEVE YOU CAN'T START OR DO

ANYTHING IN A RELATIONSHIP OR A

FRIENDSHIP UNLESS IT'S BUILT OFF

TRUST, SO...

I LOVE YOU, AND I WOULD NEVER

DO ANYTHING TO HURT YOU.

>> I KNOW.

>> ESPECIALLY LIE TO YOU.

>> YOU HAVEN'T.

>> CONSIDERING THAT YOU GUYS

HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER AS LONG AS

YOU HAVE...

>> MM-HMM.

>> YOU'VE WATCHED HER COME VERY

CLOSE TO BEING IN OTHER SERIOUS

RELATIONSHIPS.

I'M SURE THAT MUST HAVE

BEEN TOUGH FOR YOU.

>> YEAH. I GUESS WHEN YOU--

YOU'RE TALKING TO SOMEONE YOU

SEE AS, LIKE, THE PERFECT PERSON

FOR YOU, YOU WANT EVERY ASPECT

OF YOUR LIFE TO BE PERFECT

TO ACCOMMODATE IT.

SO I THINK I ALWAYS JUST KIND OF

SECOND GUESSED MYSELF, AND

MEETING HER, WHERE I'M LIKE,

"I'M NOT READY FOR THIS.

LIKE, I GOTTA GET SOME MORE

STUFF TAKEN CARE OF AND..."

MONEY WAS ALWAYS AN ISSUE TOO.

I ENDED GOING OUT, GETTING A NEW

JOB.

LIKE, EVERYTHING'S GOING VERY

WELL.

IT'S ALL STEPS TOWARDS MEETING

LAUREN.

>> RIGHT, SO THEN I GUESS THE

BIG QUESTION FOR US IS LIKE, OF

ALL THE STEPS TO TAKE, THE

EASIEST IS A VIDEO CHAT.

>> MM-HMM.

>> AND SO I JUST WONDER IF YOU

WERE AWARE OF THE FACT THAT,

LIKE, THAT WAS A REAL CONCERN

FOR HER.

>> I HAD NO IDEA SHE HAD ANY

DOUBTS ABOUT IT.

YOU KNOW?

>> I MEAN, I--YEAH, I FEEL LIKE

WE WERE HOPING FOR A BETTER

EXPLANATION FOR--

>> YEAH, NO, I'M SORRY.

IT'S JUST--

>> IT'S NOT--NOT, IT'S--

>> IT WAS NEVER REALLY LIKE

SOMETHING THAT I WAS LIKE TRYING

TO PUT OFF, YOU KNOW WHAT I

MEAN?

IT'S JUST I THINK I WAS KIND OF

SCARED TO MEET HER.

>> WHAT ABOUT WHEN LAUREN, SHE

SAID SHE COULD VISIT YOU.

>> I WAS FIVE HOURS AWAY.

>> I MEAN, I THINK I WAS JUST

REALLY SCARED AT THAT POINT.

IT WAS JUST SUCH AN INTIMIDATING

THOUGHT.

IT'S LIKE MEETING YOUR DREAM

GIRL.

WHEN YOU'RE IN THAT SCENARIO,

YOU WANT TO SO BAD, BUT YOU'RE

JUST SO AFRAID.

>> TO HAVE A GIRL WHERE SHE HAD

A CHILD, LIKE, DIDN'T YOU FEEL

LIKE, "OH, MAN."

>> YEAH, THAT ALSO INTIMIDATED

ME EVEN MORE.

THAT'S ONE OF MY BIGGEST FEARS,

IS IF MASON DOESN'T LIKE ME.

I'M SO NERVOUS ABOUT THAT, SO...

I'M JUST GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

>> ME TOO.

>> I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE IT.

IT'S INSANE.

IT'S LIKE TALKING TO SOMEONE

AND KNOWING SOMEONE FOR SO LONG

AND JUST LIKE ACTUALLY BEING

ABLE TO HOLD THEM WHEN YOU

HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO FOR, LIKE,

EIGHT YEARS.

IT'S RIDICULOUS, LIKE, I DON'T

WANT TO LET GO OF HER.

IT'S PRETTY AWESOME.

>> LAUREN, I'M SO SORRY...

THAT WE EVER DOUBTED YOU.

>> [laughing]

>> WELL, WHAT--WHAT DO YOU WANT

TO DO?

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>> YOU WANT TO GO ON A DATE?

>> I DO.

>> WELL, THEN, YOU KNOW, WE

DON'T WANT TO TAKE UP ANY MORE

OF YOUR TIME.

>> LET'S DO IT.

>> ARE YOU READY?

>> I'M READY.

>> HAVE FUN, KIDS. SEE--

>> YEAH.

>> [laughing]

>> ALL RIGHTY.

>> I FEEL LIKE I'M, LIKE, 15,

GOING ON MY FIRST DATE.

>> [mocking her accent] ON YOUR

FIRST DATE?

>> BYE, GUYS.

>> AMAZING.

>> AMAZING.

>> A-MAZING.

>> OOH!

OH, LOOK AT THEM.

>> IT'S SO WEIRD THAT I'M HERE.

>> GET THIS BUG OFF.

>> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I'D BE

SITTING UNDER A TREE WITH YOU.

>> EIGHT YEARS AGO?

>> WELL, YEAH.

>> THE FIRST DAY YOU MESSAGED

ME?

>> YEAH, OF COURSE.

I WAS 14.

HERE I AM, ALMOST 22.

I'VE GONE THROUGH A FAILED

ENGAGEMENT.

I'VE GONE THROUGH HAVING A KID

AND ALMOST HAVING A LIFE WITH

SOMEBODY.

BUT I'VE GROWN WITH YOU,

AND I WANT TO KEEP GROWING WITH

YOU.

>> * OH, MY LOVE

* LOVE IS BEGINNING

* WE HAVE FOUND

* SOMETHING WORTH LIVING FOR

* I'VE GOT MY HEAD *

* IN THE CLOUDS

>> I'M ACTUALLY KISSING YOU.

>> I KNOW.

>> AND SMELLING YOU.

>> I LOVE YOU.

>> I LOVE YOU.

>> AND NOW MORE CATFISH: THE TV

SHOW.

STICK AROUND.

>> HOW'D YOU SLEEP?

>> DIDN'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP.

I WAS UP, WORRIED ABOUT...

LAUREN AND DEREK.

>> ISN'T THAT SWEET?

NERVOUS MAX OVER HERE.

HEY, CHECK THIS OUT.

I GOT A TEXT MESSAGE.

AT, UH, 3:38 A.M.

"I HAVE A LOT TO TELL!!"

EXCLAMATION, EXCLAMATION.

SMILEY FACE, EXCLAMATION.

ALL RIGHT, I WANNA KNOW

EVERYTHING.

>> HEY...

>> HEY.

>> ANYBODY ELSE IN THERE?

>> NO, YOU CAN COME IN IF YOU

WANT TO.

>> ARE YOU SURE?

>> YEAH!

[all laughs]

GOOD MORNING.

>> GOOD MORNING.

HOW DID IT GO?

>> EVERYTHING WENT EXACTLY THE

WAY THAT IT SHOULD HAVE,

IF NOT BETTER.

>> SO YOU HAD AN AMAZING DATE.

>> IT WAS SO GREAT.

>> AND THEN YOU--WELL, YOU HUNG

OUT, LIKE, TE--'CAUSE YOU TEXTED

ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

YOU TEXTED ME LIKE 3:30.

WERE YOU GUYS HANGING OUT THE

WHOLE TIME?

>> WELL, I GOT HOME AT 3:00.

>> AND THERE'S NOTHING, LIKE,

AWKWARD, PHYSICALLY?

>> NO.

>> LIKE THE SIZE OF HIS HANDS?

>> [laughing]

>> [laughs]

>> NO! NO.

AND I'M HOPING THAT, TODAY

WILL GO GOOD TOO.

>> WHAT IS THE PLAN TODAY?

>> HE'S GONNA MEET MASON.

>> THAT'S HUGE.

>> I'M SO EXCITED.

[Mason chattering]

>> OOH, I THINK WE'RE GETTING

CLOSE.

>> IT'S DEREK.

>> HEH, HE LOOKS NERVOUS.

>> IT'S A BIG DEAL.

>> HERE'S MAMA.

>> DO YOU WANNA GO SEE DEREK?

>> THIS MUST BE MASON.

YOU READY TO SEE SOME TRACTORS?

>> HEY.

>> HEY. HOW'S IT GOING?

>> OKAY. SAY, "HI, DEREK."

>> HI.

>> HI.

>> I'M MASON.

>> IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, MASON.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU, DEREK.

>> [chuckles]

>> YOU READY?

>> HERE WE GO!

>> [laughing] WHOO! OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY...

[laughing]

YOU'RE TALLER THAN US NOW.

ONE, TWO, THREE!

WHOO HOO HOO!

>> THERE YOU GO.

>> OH, MY GOD.

WANNA GO HOME WITH ME?

WE'LL NAME HIM ROO.

>> OW!

>> all: OHH!

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> COME ON, MASON, YOU WANNA GET

SOME FOOD?

YOU WANNA FEED 'EM?

>> YEAH!

>> WHAT'S YOUR SORT OF FEELING

ON THIS GUY?

>> I MEAN, SHE MEANS THE WORLD

TO ME, AND SO DOES MASON.

SO I'M HAPPY FOR HER.

>> [squeals and laughs]

IT'S A PICKLE.

>> WANNA GO GET SOME MORE?

>> NOW PICK THAT ONE.

>> NOW PICK THAT ONE?

>> SO WHAT'S THIS ALL LIKE FOR

YOU NOW? YOU JUST MET--

>> THE BIGGEST THING I WAS

NERVOUS ABOUT WAS MASON, SO I'M

GLAD, LIKE, WE KIND OF

SEPARATED IT, UH, A LITTLE BIT,

BECAUSE IF I HAD MET THEM BOTH

AT THE SAME TIME, I PROBABLY

WOULD HAVE PASSED OUT.

BUT, UM, NEVER REALLY, UH,

DATED SOMEONE WITH A KID.

AND, IF ANYTHING, IT JUST MAKES

ME LOVE HER EVEN MORE.

>> DO YOU THINK YOU ARE READY TO

BE A STEPDAD IF IT COMES TO

THAT, OR EVEN JUST TAKE CARE OF

MASON?

>> MASON'S A PART OF HER, AND SO

I'LL LOVE HIM JUST AS MUCH AS I

LOVE HER.

>> HOW DO YOU THINK DEREK IS

DOING WITH MASON?

>> PRETTY GOOD.

YOU KNOW, HE'S COMMUNICATING

WITH HIM, SO...

[whispering] EVERYTHING IS GOOD.

>> DO YOU REGRET THAT YOU WAITED

THIS LONG?

>> I-I DO REGRET THAT I'VE

WAITED THIS LONG, BUT, ON THE

OTHER HAND, I HAVE GOTTEN TO

KNOW HER SO WELL OVER THE YEARS

THAT, IF ANYTHING, IT'S JUST

MADE OUR BOND STRONGER.

I LOVE HER.

>> DO YOU THINK YOU'LL GET A

WEBCAM NOW?

>> I THINK THAT'S, UH, PROBABLY

GONNA BE IMPORTANT AT THIS

POINT.

>> COOL, MAN.

>> I APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH.

THANK YOU.

>> YEAH, DUDE.

>> GONNA GET SOME MORE.

>> LOOK AT THIS GUY.

>> YOU GOT A BIG BOY IN THE SEAT

TOO.

>> LET'S TAKE A PICTURE ON THE

TRACTOR.

>> LOOK THIS WAY! GONNA SAY...

>> HERE.

>> TRACTOR!

>> TRACTOR!

AH BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!

[laughter]

>> OH, HEY, GOT IT.

>> HERE WE GO, READY?

ONE, TWO...

>> * WANNA FEEL IT TOO

>> WE GOT A LOT OF NEW STEPS TO

WORK TOWARDS, NOW THAT WE'VE

MET EACH OTHER.

BUT WE CAN DO THAT TOGETHER.

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> WE DID IT, BUDDY.

>> JUST ONE BIG, HAPPY FAMILY.

>> LET ME START THAT BIG OL'

TRACTOR!

>> IS IT GONNA START?

>> YEAH!

>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S CALL LAUREN.

SEE HOW THINGS WITH HER AND

DEREK ARE.

>> WHOA!

>> HI!

>> WHOA!

>> OH, MY GOSH, WHAT ARE YOU

GUYS DOING TOGETHER?

>> JUST HANGIN' OUT.

>> JUST VISITING EACH OTHER.

>> SO HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING?

>> REALLY, REALLY WELL.

I'VE MET MOST OF THE FAMILY,

WHICH, UH, I THINK WE REALLY--

>> MY DAD ACTUALLY CONVERSATED

WITH HIM.

>> WOW, SO, DEREK, HOW WAS THAT?

>> IT WAS A LITTLE INTENSE AT

FIRST--HE WAS JUST LIKE, "SO WHY

HAVEN'T YOU TALKED TO LAUREN

FOR SO LONG?"

AND I WAS LIKE, "AH..."

I CAN'T REALLY PICTURE MY LIFE

WITHOUT HER.

>> THE FUTURE, WHAT DOES IT LOOK

LIKE?

>> OH, WE ACTUALLY HAVE SOME

PRETTY BIG PLANS FOR THE FUTURE.

>> WE WANNA GET ENGAGED WITHIN A

YEAR, MAYBE LESS, DEPENDING.

I HOPE.

[laughter]

>> WITHIN A YEAR.

WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT.

>> WELL, IT'S REALLY NICE SEEING

YOU GUYS LIKE THIS.

>> WE'RE VERY HAPPY.

>> ALL BECAUSE OF ME, GUYS.

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, ENJOY THE

REST OF YOUR TIME TOGETHER.

AND, WELL, HOPEFULLY I'LL CATCH

UP SOON.

>> BYE, GUYS.

>> BYE.

>> BYE, GUYS. SEE YOU LATER.

>> JESSICA, JESSICA.

SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL GIRL.

>> YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH JESSICA.

BUT YOU'VE HAD A GIRLFRIEND.

>> IT'S JUST BREAKING MY HEART.

>> DO YOU FEEL BAD?

>> OF COURSE IT MAKES ME FEEL

GUILTY.

I DON'T WANT TO SIT HERE HAVING

TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THE TWO.

TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO BE

A MAN AND DO IT THE RIGHT WAY.

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