Cash Register (2018–…): Season 3, Episode 20 - Hupa Rashit - full transcript
Gon and Otzar's wedding is nearing. But a last minute change leads to a wedding nobody expected.
"The rain people will crown you
as their only queen
"And will share with you the bread
of their sorrow, ah, ah..." Ah! Hi!
What's up with you?
What's up with me?
-Why don't you have anyone?
Why do you think
I don't have anyone?
Do you have someone?
-No, but that doesn't mean
something isn't start
at a gradual pace.
Okay, fine,
so you don't have anyone. Why?
Excuse me, Avihai,
it's because... you know what?
Men are so scared of strong women.
Obviously, yes. Wait! Why not introduce you
to someone? Make you a match?
Me? -Yes.
-No, no, no, no,
like, "stop-key" as they say.
No, no, I'm managing on my own.
Unless you had
someone specific in mind...?
Tzachi the delivery guy.
-Which Tzachi?
The one with no fingernails,
what's his name? -Tzachi.
Tzachi, right. What's wrong with him?
-No, Avihai, Tzachi isn't...
how can I put this?
He's not my type.
Ah, okay, I like that,
you have high standards.
What about Makanaki?
-Tzachi's assistant? -Yes.
He's a cute guy
and he has great nails.
I saw him peeling a pomelo
without a knife. I swear.
Tell me,
how about the insurance agent,
the tall, handsome guy
who used to come see you?
Ben Shushan? No way!
You're not in Ben Shushan's league.
Besides, you need some
from the supermarket. -Why is that?
Go to "Ziona Heard That...
page 30, first item.
"Oh joy,
'Levi Bliss' manager Oren Kushtai
"married off two of his employees
in a moving ceremony."
Okay. -"Okay"?
Does that make sense to you?
Kushtai is in the paper
for the second time and we're not.
So this is what I'm thinking.
Do something good
for this supermarket for once.
Pick someone from the staff
and we'll marry you off in style.
We'll invite the photographer
from the "Yavne Voice"
and "Here comes the bride,
all dressed in white".
What do you say?
-For an item in "Ziona Heard That..."
you want me
to marry Makanaki from deliveries?
I'm doing you a favor
and this is how you thank me?
And you're surprised
you have no one!
Always, always negative.
And just so you know,
you're not in Makanaki's league either.
Checkout
This is when Shiri Maimon will get the guests
on their feet. It'll be an amazing show.
We asked Yanush to make
these human sculptures with wings.
Very nice. -It'll be amazing.
Oh, I almost forgot.
Mom. Invitations for Shira and Estush,
give them to them, alright?
Honey, do you get
that the wedding's in two weeks?
He gets it.
-Don't say it, I'll faint.
He's fainting. -Don't worry,
everything will be fine,
you stunning strawberry you.
-You stunning strawberry you.
Look.
What's that, if I may ask?
A talisman by the Tzaddik
from Tel Mond.
Guaranteed to call off weddings.
"What's that?" he asks.
Call off weddings? I thought you accepted
Treasure and his choices. -I did, I did.
You want to live your lives and do
God knows what? Be my guests.
But why this shaming event?
-What do you mean?
Okay, so I failed as a mom,
I admit it.
But inviting 400 people to make fun of me?
You don't do that to Mom.
It doesn't work?
It's an original talisman.
-It doesn't work!
Nissim, how long have I been
talking to you, two months?
You got the red string on?
-Are you kidding? I don't take it off.
Please, God help me!
What's with you?
The red string on the wrist.
-That too. Look. This and this.
You said cancellation,
in two weeks no wedding.
Didn't you promise?
-Here's what we'll do.
I know a guy in the rabbi's circle.
Let's call him.
Maybe you need a talisman
with more juice.
What size are you?
-Extra small.
Are you sure it will work this time?
-No doubt about it.
It's the most powerful talisman
in its category.
There's only two in existence.
Did you call the number in back?
-Sure. -To activate it.
Sure I called. -Good.
Mom.
Treasure, what's wrong?
-It's Gon. -You're welcome.
Sweetie, you don't need him,
Mommy's here.
I think I love him too much.
Look at this letter he wrote me.
Sometimes I think, wow, God,
how did You send me a man like this?
For real, how?
I don't deserve him. Look.
What luck.
"Dear Treasure,
"I can't express how my life
has changed for the better
"since we met, but I'll try."
Don't tell me to calm down!
Shame... Don't touch me!
Not you!
You listen to me good!
I bought nine talismans
The wedding's tomorrow!
Give me your supervisor.
The supreme, the highest.
What?!
You're the Tzaddik?
And you're in customer service?!
Isn't the Tzaddik supposed to be dead?
Then whose tomb was I at?
This is a disgrace!
You are an evil man!
That's it. Good riddance.
-Kohava... -To the garbage.
You can get a refund.
-You go back to your meat!
I don't want it!
-"Breath, breath..."
Here you go. Here.
"You're in my place
"What do I ask? Just to walk"
Mommykins!
Nissim. -What's this?
-What's wrong?
Are you crying?
-Mom, what happened?
She's emotional, overwhelmed.
-Aw, how touching.
Because of the wedding,
it happens. -Wow.
Mommy, imagine us
walking down the aisle,
you're holding our hands.
Hold on...
What's up, sweetie?
She's something...
-Breathe, you're hormonal,
I don't understand you,
speak clearly.
Where does it say that?
I'll take a look.
Bye. Bye. Idiot, bye.
What's wrong, honey?
-Honey. -Honey.
"Police raid 'Purple Waters' wedding hall
for operating without a license.
"Dozens of couple left in the lurch.
-"Purple Waters"? Isn't that...?
It's our wedding hall!
-Honey, I don't...
No, honey, honey, honey! No!
That's what happens when you activate
nine talismans at the same time.
You crush a wedding hall
and fifty couples.
Sweetheart, don't cry.
Stop, I hate seeing you like this.
Lovie, we'll change the date,
it's no biggie, stop.
Who's this?
I'm Gilad, the bridesmaid.
Nice to meet you.
Change the date?
Gon's entire family is here from Portugal.
Yes, stop upsetting him.
Even if we had money, all the wedding halls
are full, it's peak season.
Hey, how's it going?
What's this?
Treasure, what's wrong?
Why the tears?
They can't get married.
The cops closed down the hall.
I don't care about the catering!
What do I do with 400 people?
Put them in our apartment?
In Bandit's doghouse?
I'm at the supermarket,
let's just do the wedding here...
Fine, I've heard enough. Bye.
It's okay by me.
What?
-What you said on the phone...
get married at the supermarket.
Hilarious.
-Ignore her, it'll stop.
Open your minds.
Venue,check? Check.
Parking? Check.
Bountifully...
What do you need, waiters?
Here you go. Waiters.
Nissim would be happy to.
We'll close up early,
you'll get married here.
Avihai gets an item
in "Ziona Heard That...
Shira gets a huge chapeau,
everyone wins.
You know what?
Now I have goosebumps.
It's so romantic,
because you met in the supermarket!
Wow.
To be honest? It's true.
What? What? No. Start over.
A wedding in the supermarket?
Mom, it's the only option. -What?!
An option? This is no option!
Getting married in the supermarket
is an option? Do you hear yourself?
You want a canopy
made of egg cartons?
A wedding song that goes, "Ding dong!
Wet wipes on sale. Three for 9.90"?
Aw ding song that goes, "Ding dong!
Wet wipes on sale. Three for 9.90"?
A buffet at the meat counter?
This place is a hornet's pen.
So what do you say?
-What do they say?
They say nothing.
They don't say a thing.
We'll do it!
I don't care about a thing,
not satin tablecloths,
not sculptures with wings.
Any place you're at
is the most beautiful
wedding hall in the world.
Oh, honey.
Mom, we're getting married
in the supermarket!
Is that stylish or what?
I just realized,
a wedding at the supermarket.
-The supermarket, Mom! -It's genius.
It's genius!
-Yes! Yes!
You're welcome, Kohava.
-It'll be so amazing.
I'll kill her! I'll kill her!
I'll kill her with my own two hands!
I'll hang her by the mustache
and kill her.
At the supermarket! My Treasure
getting married at the supermarket
to a boy?!
My Treasure?!
Getting married! At the supermarket!
To a boy?!
Listen, Kushtai married off two employees?
I'll marry off two people
at the supermarket!
And that's management. Boom!
Touchdown! Foul!
Hello?
Is this "Ziona Heard That...?"
You may want to know
that we're having a wedding
at the supermarket!
Riki. -What?
-You're yelling in my ear.
You said the powers
of the Tzaddik are the best!
It seems that airhead
has more powers.
"Issachar Bounty"
Chibotero, can you be at the bar?
-No problem. -Great.
Makanaki, uh... love the haircut.
-Thank you. -Sure thing.
Okay, as you know,
this is going to be a very special
and different day in the supermarket.
We’re closing at 2 p.m.
and turning our supermarket
into a wedding hall!
Uh... -Alright, Ramzi.
-I still don't think we have to close up.
We can keep register 2 open and...
-Okay, Ramzi... -And still work.
I won't have this argument
with you again!
Would you want an open register
at your wedding?-Honestly...
Don't answer me!
Guys, listen, I need you to be focused.
Focus. Focus.
So, Chibotero, as of 2 p.m.
you're at the entrance,
you inform the customers
that we're closed for a special event.
All the rest,
Ramzi will give you your assignments.
So, operation "Checkout Wedding"
is getting underway!
Let's see your hands!
Nissim.
Anatoly Kirilenko.
"This is the moment for love
When everything is in bloom
"If you're still young
and drunk but not from wine
Blame it on the moon
"Looking down and shining
"The time has come, the time has come
No need to wait, I am so close
"No mistake, the time has come
"You can sit with me
and whisper THE word, love
"This is the moment for love..."
I know this coupon ends today.
That's why I went! Don't shout!
You'll get your breadsticks! Hello?
What...
- "Closed for an event" -
What's this?
Hey! Whoa!
No entry.
What's with the gestures?
You a mime?
What event?
This is an emergency.
This coupon ends at midnight.
I want my breadsticks!
Tomorrow, tomorrow.
-Oh, I see, you're doing it on purpose.
Because of my mother.
Degenerate!
I washed your underpants by hand!
Like this, by hand.
Gegangen, gegangen.
-Don't "gegangen" me!
No supermarket today.
A wedding. -A wedding?!
"Ya pa pa pa pa pa da da..."
-No, this can't be happening.
Get back here.
"Issachar Bounty"
Tehila! I'm so glad you came!
A spray tan, no less.
Hi, congratulations.
-Hope you're next!
Bless you
Oh, sweeties!
Thank you, thank you.
Congratulations.
Look at me. -What?
-It's not seven and you're drunk.
Me, drunk?!
-You want some water?
Do YOU?
If there's an advantage
to your son marrying a boy,
it's being able to wear white at the wedding.
-Wow. -Wow wow wow.
Everyone say "thighs."
-Thighs!
More natural.
-That was natural! -Fine.
Oh! Look who's here!
How wonderful.
What's this? Fondue?
Are you nuts?!
I have long forks at home!
-Mom...
Next time bring something
that goes in an envelope.
Mom, you're embarrassing me!
-You're annoying me!
Do you want some water?
-No!
Alright, babe, I got it.
One kilo tomatoes, cucumbers,
two boxes of pasta, cottage cheese...
Shirley, we'll order pizza.
-Bye.
Oh! Cutie.
-How are you?
How's it going?
Sure, in here.
Thank you, spray tan.
Hey, Amnon, Amnon,
Amnon, Amnon.
I'm on the guest list.
-You are?
It's my son's wedding.
-I'm on the bride's side.
There's only the groom's side
and we have waiters, goodbye.
Go home. Shoo, shoo.
No it isn't! No it isn't!
You said you'd come... maybe,
not maybe, and here you are.
How did you do it?
Congratulations.
-Go in, have fun.
I swear, you and your pouch.
-Mom... -Lay off me.
Go home!
Mom, you're kicking guests out.
You go home when you're told.
-Don't push... -Let go of me!
Enjoy.
347.
Why aren't you opening another stand?
Disgusting. -Disgraceful.
Who is this perfection?
-Sister. -Lovey. How are you?
This is Ramzi, I told you about her.
-Hello, cuteness.
Back at you, cuteness.
-He really is hot.
Wait, I have a phone call.
Hello, yes.
What?
You're not serious.
No way!
Okay, bye.
-What happened, sister?
Shiri Maimon, she's stuck in Eilat.
She can't make it. -That's disastrous!
Disastrous and how.
-Where are you going?
Where? To tell Gon and Treasure.
As if they don't have enough worries.
Wait... -What?
-Maybe there's no need.
I think I have a backup plan.
A good friend who could help.
Lovey, you're a lifesaver.
Say "backup" again. -Backup.
This is so embarrassing.
What were we thinking?
A wedding at a supermarket?
This is so embarrassing.
What was I thinking?
A wedding at a supermarket?
"Bargain sales"
Ladies and Gentlemen,
and now,
at "Issachar Bounty" Yavne,
a special one plus one!
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Welcome the groom
and the groom!
Spray tan.
Spray tan.
Ramzi.
Ramzi.
Ramzi!
Thank you for coming
to Gon and Treasure's wedding.
Let her through, move.
-But I'm Gon's aunt.
I don't care whose aunt you are!
Let her through.
Before we start the ceremony,
the groom wants to say a few words.
The groom?
-Uh... yes.
This is so exciting. So exciting.
Uh...
To my one, to my handsome,
whether we're in Buckingham Palace
or a supermarket in Yavne,
as long as I'm with you,
I feel as if I'm Aladdin
and you're Jasmine.
I wrote something too.
Mom.
-Sweetheart, good luck. -Thank you.
My Gon, my beloved,
from the moment I saw you
by the cheese counter...
"Blowout sale at the registers!"
-Ramzi! -I pressed it by mistake,
I'm sorry,
carry on, it's so moving.
From the moment I saw you
by the cheese counter
and asked:
"Where's the lactose-free?
I knew that milk isn't the only item
that I'm taking home.
But unlike that milk,
I will never, ever replace you.
If I may, a few more words
to my other half, Mom.
It's no secret that my choices
are hard on you at times.
That's not true.
And that perhaps
you had other plans for me.
Sweetheart, this is...
this is exactly what I planned.
Mom, I know how much you love me.
-Very. -How you do your best
and no matter what I choose,
you're the first to support me,
to protect me, your Treasure.
-My Treasure! -Thank you, Mom.
She's fainting.
-I love you.
Okay, where are the glasses?
I hope they're not
from the supermarket.
Go ahead. Break them.
A wedding.
A wedding at the supermarket.
Why would I make that up?!
You'll get your breadsticks!
Stop throwing pots!
Don't threaten me! Don't...
Mom... She hung up.
Hey!
-Stop your horses!
And your camels.
Forgive me, hold on.
I know,
but we got sad news at the last minute.
Shiri Maimon won't perform tonight.
But... hold on.
The "Issachar Bounty" team
found a replacement,
no less than perfection.
Okay? Ready?
Dear guests,
put your hands together for...
Ramzi and the Barcodes!
Get over here.
Clap, clap, don't be shy.
One, two, three, go!
Naomi, I told you
not to overload the socket.
Good evening, Issachar Bounty!
"A party in Provence
"A party in Provence
"A party in Provence
"A party in Provence
"A party in Provence
"A party in Provence
"A party in Provence
"You're a famous man
"Picture taken with everyone
"You're a famous man
"Picture taken with everyone
"You have tons of boys
"They're famous too
"Picture taken
"With tons and tons of girls
"A party in Provence
"A party in Provence
"A party in Provence..."
My love!
Kohava, you move me,
I'm going to cry here and now.
You deserve it.
I'll never forget this.
Kohava, I'm so moved.
Thank you, Uncle Haim,
your check was above and beyond.
Darn, too bad we're related.
Uncle Haim?
-Yes.
Kohava says thanks for the check.
-My pleasure.
Neta! Neta!
Neta! Neta!
Avihai, there's a problem with...
our item in "Ziona Heard That..."
They decided that
instead of an item,
they'd give us...
the cover!
Darn, girl!
I can't believe I'm saying..
Wait, what's this?
-"What's this?" The wedding, us.
Where am I?
Here.
-"Here"?!
Can't you do anything right?
You're hiding me with your big head!
I knew it wouldn't help.
What is that? -The talisman of
the Tzaddik from Varna. Of bad luck.
"This is a farewell song
"So just say goodbye
"I say thank you
"You know that a dream
"Will come true
say thank you then kiss
Like the shore that leaves the sea
'Tm moving on from you
"Among tears and pain
'Tm leaving
I'm leaving
"This is a farewell song
"They say
That like riddles
"Farewells remain unsolved
"I have no peace
"Your spirit in me cries as well
Like the shore that leaves the sea
"I'm moving on from you
as their only queen
"And will share with you the bread
of their sorrow, ah, ah..." Ah! Hi!
What's up with you?
What's up with me?
-Why don't you have anyone?
Why do you think
I don't have anyone?
Do you have someone?
-No, but that doesn't mean
something isn't start
at a gradual pace.
Okay, fine,
so you don't have anyone. Why?
Excuse me, Avihai,
it's because... you know what?
Men are so scared of strong women.
Obviously, yes. Wait! Why not introduce you
to someone? Make you a match?
Me? -Yes.
-No, no, no, no,
like, "stop-key" as they say.
No, no, I'm managing on my own.
Unless you had
someone specific in mind...?
Tzachi the delivery guy.
-Which Tzachi?
The one with no fingernails,
what's his name? -Tzachi.
Tzachi, right. What's wrong with him?
-No, Avihai, Tzachi isn't...
how can I put this?
He's not my type.
Ah, okay, I like that,
you have high standards.
What about Makanaki?
-Tzachi's assistant? -Yes.
He's a cute guy
and he has great nails.
I saw him peeling a pomelo
without a knife. I swear.
Tell me,
how about the insurance agent,
the tall, handsome guy
who used to come see you?
Ben Shushan? No way!
You're not in Ben Shushan's league.
Besides, you need some
from the supermarket. -Why is that?
Go to "Ziona Heard That...
page 30, first item.
"Oh joy,
'Levi Bliss' manager Oren Kushtai
"married off two of his employees
in a moving ceremony."
Okay. -"Okay"?
Does that make sense to you?
Kushtai is in the paper
for the second time and we're not.
So this is what I'm thinking.
Do something good
for this supermarket for once.
Pick someone from the staff
and we'll marry you off in style.
We'll invite the photographer
from the "Yavne Voice"
and "Here comes the bride,
all dressed in white".
What do you say?
-For an item in "Ziona Heard That..."
you want me
to marry Makanaki from deliveries?
I'm doing you a favor
and this is how you thank me?
And you're surprised
you have no one!
Always, always negative.
And just so you know,
you're not in Makanaki's league either.
Checkout
This is when Shiri Maimon will get the guests
on their feet. It'll be an amazing show.
We asked Yanush to make
these human sculptures with wings.
Very nice. -It'll be amazing.
Oh, I almost forgot.
Mom. Invitations for Shira and Estush,
give them to them, alright?
Honey, do you get
that the wedding's in two weeks?
He gets it.
-Don't say it, I'll faint.
He's fainting. -Don't worry,
everything will be fine,
you stunning strawberry you.
-You stunning strawberry you.
Look.
What's that, if I may ask?
A talisman by the Tzaddik
from Tel Mond.
Guaranteed to call off weddings.
"What's that?" he asks.
Call off weddings? I thought you accepted
Treasure and his choices. -I did, I did.
You want to live your lives and do
God knows what? Be my guests.
But why this shaming event?
-What do you mean?
Okay, so I failed as a mom,
I admit it.
But inviting 400 people to make fun of me?
You don't do that to Mom.
It doesn't work?
It's an original talisman.
-It doesn't work!
Nissim, how long have I been
talking to you, two months?
You got the red string on?
-Are you kidding? I don't take it off.
Please, God help me!
What's with you?
The red string on the wrist.
-That too. Look. This and this.
You said cancellation,
in two weeks no wedding.
Didn't you promise?
-Here's what we'll do.
I know a guy in the rabbi's circle.
Let's call him.
Maybe you need a talisman
with more juice.
What size are you?
-Extra small.
Are you sure it will work this time?
-No doubt about it.
It's the most powerful talisman
in its category.
There's only two in existence.
Did you call the number in back?
-Sure. -To activate it.
Sure I called. -Good.
Mom.
Treasure, what's wrong?
-It's Gon. -You're welcome.
Sweetie, you don't need him,
Mommy's here.
I think I love him too much.
Look at this letter he wrote me.
Sometimes I think, wow, God,
how did You send me a man like this?
For real, how?
I don't deserve him. Look.
What luck.
"Dear Treasure,
"I can't express how my life
has changed for the better
"since we met, but I'll try."
Don't tell me to calm down!
Shame... Don't touch me!
Not you!
You listen to me good!
I bought nine talismans
The wedding's tomorrow!
Give me your supervisor.
The supreme, the highest.
What?!
You're the Tzaddik?
And you're in customer service?!
Isn't the Tzaddik supposed to be dead?
Then whose tomb was I at?
This is a disgrace!
You are an evil man!
That's it. Good riddance.
-Kohava... -To the garbage.
You can get a refund.
-You go back to your meat!
I don't want it!
-"Breath, breath..."
Here you go. Here.
"You're in my place
"What do I ask? Just to walk"
Mommykins!
Nissim. -What's this?
-What's wrong?
Are you crying?
-Mom, what happened?
She's emotional, overwhelmed.
-Aw, how touching.
Because of the wedding,
it happens. -Wow.
Mommy, imagine us
walking down the aisle,
you're holding our hands.
Hold on...
What's up, sweetie?
She's something...
-Breathe, you're hormonal,
I don't understand you,
speak clearly.
Where does it say that?
I'll take a look.
Bye. Bye. Idiot, bye.
What's wrong, honey?
-Honey. -Honey.
"Police raid 'Purple Waters' wedding hall
for operating without a license.
"Dozens of couple left in the lurch.
-"Purple Waters"? Isn't that...?
It's our wedding hall!
-Honey, I don't...
No, honey, honey, honey! No!
That's what happens when you activate
nine talismans at the same time.
You crush a wedding hall
and fifty couples.
Sweetheart, don't cry.
Stop, I hate seeing you like this.
Lovie, we'll change the date,
it's no biggie, stop.
Who's this?
I'm Gilad, the bridesmaid.
Nice to meet you.
Change the date?
Gon's entire family is here from Portugal.
Yes, stop upsetting him.
Even if we had money, all the wedding halls
are full, it's peak season.
Hey, how's it going?
What's this?
Treasure, what's wrong?
Why the tears?
They can't get married.
The cops closed down the hall.
I don't care about the catering!
What do I do with 400 people?
Put them in our apartment?
In Bandit's doghouse?
I'm at the supermarket,
let's just do the wedding here...
Fine, I've heard enough. Bye.
It's okay by me.
What?
-What you said on the phone...
get married at the supermarket.
Hilarious.
-Ignore her, it'll stop.
Open your minds.
Venue,check? Check.
Parking? Check.
Bountifully...
What do you need, waiters?
Here you go. Waiters.
Nissim would be happy to.
We'll close up early,
you'll get married here.
Avihai gets an item
in "Ziona Heard That...
Shira gets a huge chapeau,
everyone wins.
You know what?
Now I have goosebumps.
It's so romantic,
because you met in the supermarket!
Wow.
To be honest? It's true.
What? What? No. Start over.
A wedding in the supermarket?
Mom, it's the only option. -What?!
An option? This is no option!
Getting married in the supermarket
is an option? Do you hear yourself?
You want a canopy
made of egg cartons?
A wedding song that goes, "Ding dong!
Wet wipes on sale. Three for 9.90"?
Aw ding song that goes, "Ding dong!
Wet wipes on sale. Three for 9.90"?
A buffet at the meat counter?
This place is a hornet's pen.
So what do you say?
-What do they say?
They say nothing.
They don't say a thing.
We'll do it!
I don't care about a thing,
not satin tablecloths,
not sculptures with wings.
Any place you're at
is the most beautiful
wedding hall in the world.
Oh, honey.
Mom, we're getting married
in the supermarket!
Is that stylish or what?
I just realized,
a wedding at the supermarket.
-The supermarket, Mom! -It's genius.
It's genius!
-Yes! Yes!
You're welcome, Kohava.
-It'll be so amazing.
I'll kill her! I'll kill her!
I'll kill her with my own two hands!
I'll hang her by the mustache
and kill her.
At the supermarket! My Treasure
getting married at the supermarket
to a boy?!
My Treasure?!
Getting married! At the supermarket!
To a boy?!
Listen, Kushtai married off two employees?
I'll marry off two people
at the supermarket!
And that's management. Boom!
Touchdown! Foul!
Hello?
Is this "Ziona Heard That...?"
You may want to know
that we're having a wedding
at the supermarket!
Riki. -What?
-You're yelling in my ear.
You said the powers
of the Tzaddik are the best!
It seems that airhead
has more powers.
"Issachar Bounty"
Chibotero, can you be at the bar?
-No problem. -Great.
Makanaki, uh... love the haircut.
-Thank you. -Sure thing.
Okay, as you know,
this is going to be a very special
and different day in the supermarket.
We’re closing at 2 p.m.
and turning our supermarket
into a wedding hall!
Uh... -Alright, Ramzi.
-I still don't think we have to close up.
We can keep register 2 open and...
-Okay, Ramzi... -And still work.
I won't have this argument
with you again!
Would you want an open register
at your wedding?-Honestly...
Don't answer me!
Guys, listen, I need you to be focused.
Focus. Focus.
So, Chibotero, as of 2 p.m.
you're at the entrance,
you inform the customers
that we're closed for a special event.
All the rest,
Ramzi will give you your assignments.
So, operation "Checkout Wedding"
is getting underway!
Let's see your hands!
Nissim.
Anatoly Kirilenko.
"This is the moment for love
When everything is in bloom
"If you're still young
and drunk but not from wine
Blame it on the moon
"Looking down and shining
"The time has come, the time has come
No need to wait, I am so close
"No mistake, the time has come
"You can sit with me
and whisper THE word, love
"This is the moment for love..."
I know this coupon ends today.
That's why I went! Don't shout!
You'll get your breadsticks! Hello?
What...
- "Closed for an event" -
What's this?
Hey! Whoa!
No entry.
What's with the gestures?
You a mime?
What event?
This is an emergency.
This coupon ends at midnight.
I want my breadsticks!
Tomorrow, tomorrow.
-Oh, I see, you're doing it on purpose.
Because of my mother.
Degenerate!
I washed your underpants by hand!
Like this, by hand.
Gegangen, gegangen.
-Don't "gegangen" me!
No supermarket today.
A wedding. -A wedding?!
"Ya pa pa pa pa pa da da..."
-No, this can't be happening.
Get back here.
"Issachar Bounty"
Tehila! I'm so glad you came!
A spray tan, no less.
Hi, congratulations.
-Hope you're next!
Bless you
Oh, sweeties!
Thank you, thank you.
Congratulations.
Look at me. -What?
-It's not seven and you're drunk.
Me, drunk?!
-You want some water?
Do YOU?
If there's an advantage
to your son marrying a boy,
it's being able to wear white at the wedding.
-Wow. -Wow wow wow.
Everyone say "thighs."
-Thighs!
More natural.
-That was natural! -Fine.
Oh! Look who's here!
How wonderful.
What's this? Fondue?
Are you nuts?!
I have long forks at home!
-Mom...
Next time bring something
that goes in an envelope.
Mom, you're embarrassing me!
-You're annoying me!
Do you want some water?
-No!
Alright, babe, I got it.
One kilo tomatoes, cucumbers,
two boxes of pasta, cottage cheese...
Shirley, we'll order pizza.
-Bye.
Oh! Cutie.
-How are you?
How's it going?
Sure, in here.
Thank you, spray tan.
Hey, Amnon, Amnon,
Amnon, Amnon.
I'm on the guest list.
-You are?
It's my son's wedding.
-I'm on the bride's side.
There's only the groom's side
and we have waiters, goodbye.
Go home. Shoo, shoo.
No it isn't! No it isn't!
You said you'd come... maybe,
not maybe, and here you are.
How did you do it?
Congratulations.
-Go in, have fun.
I swear, you and your pouch.
-Mom... -Lay off me.
Go home!
Mom, you're kicking guests out.
You go home when you're told.
-Don't push... -Let go of me!
Enjoy.
347.
Why aren't you opening another stand?
Disgusting. -Disgraceful.
Who is this perfection?
-Sister. -Lovey. How are you?
This is Ramzi, I told you about her.
-Hello, cuteness.
Back at you, cuteness.
-He really is hot.
Wait, I have a phone call.
Hello, yes.
What?
You're not serious.
No way!
Okay, bye.
-What happened, sister?
Shiri Maimon, she's stuck in Eilat.
She can't make it. -That's disastrous!
Disastrous and how.
-Where are you going?
Where? To tell Gon and Treasure.
As if they don't have enough worries.
Wait... -What?
-Maybe there's no need.
I think I have a backup plan.
A good friend who could help.
Lovey, you're a lifesaver.
Say "backup" again. -Backup.
This is so embarrassing.
What were we thinking?
A wedding at a supermarket?
This is so embarrassing.
What was I thinking?
A wedding at a supermarket?
"Bargain sales"
Ladies and Gentlemen,
and now,
at "Issachar Bounty" Yavne,
a special one plus one!
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Welcome the groom
and the groom!
Spray tan.
Spray tan.
Ramzi.
Ramzi.
Ramzi!
Thank you for coming
to Gon and Treasure's wedding.
Let her through, move.
-But I'm Gon's aunt.
I don't care whose aunt you are!
Let her through.
Before we start the ceremony,
the groom wants to say a few words.
The groom?
-Uh... yes.
This is so exciting. So exciting.
Uh...
To my one, to my handsome,
whether we're in Buckingham Palace
or a supermarket in Yavne,
as long as I'm with you,
I feel as if I'm Aladdin
and you're Jasmine.
I wrote something too.
Mom.
-Sweetheart, good luck. -Thank you.
My Gon, my beloved,
from the moment I saw you
by the cheese counter...
"Blowout sale at the registers!"
-Ramzi! -I pressed it by mistake,
I'm sorry,
carry on, it's so moving.
From the moment I saw you
by the cheese counter
and asked:
"Where's the lactose-free?
I knew that milk isn't the only item
that I'm taking home.
But unlike that milk,
I will never, ever replace you.
If I may, a few more words
to my other half, Mom.
It's no secret that my choices
are hard on you at times.
That's not true.
And that perhaps
you had other plans for me.
Sweetheart, this is...
this is exactly what I planned.
Mom, I know how much you love me.
-Very. -How you do your best
and no matter what I choose,
you're the first to support me,
to protect me, your Treasure.
-My Treasure! -Thank you, Mom.
She's fainting.
-I love you.
Okay, where are the glasses?
I hope they're not
from the supermarket.
Go ahead. Break them.
A wedding.
A wedding at the supermarket.
Why would I make that up?!
You'll get your breadsticks!
Stop throwing pots!
Don't threaten me! Don't...
Mom... She hung up.
Hey!
-Stop your horses!
And your camels.
Forgive me, hold on.
I know,
but we got sad news at the last minute.
Shiri Maimon won't perform tonight.
But... hold on.
The "Issachar Bounty" team
found a replacement,
no less than perfection.
Okay? Ready?
Dear guests,
put your hands together for...
Ramzi and the Barcodes!
Get over here.
Clap, clap, don't be shy.
One, two, three, go!
Naomi, I told you
not to overload the socket.
Good evening, Issachar Bounty!
"A party in Provence
"A party in Provence
"A party in Provence
"A party in Provence
"A party in Provence
"A party in Provence
"A party in Provence
"You're a famous man
"Picture taken with everyone
"You're a famous man
"Picture taken with everyone
"You have tons of boys
"They're famous too
"Picture taken
"With tons and tons of girls
"A party in Provence
"A party in Provence
"A party in Provence..."
My love!
Kohava, you move me,
I'm going to cry here and now.
You deserve it.
I'll never forget this.
Kohava, I'm so moved.
Thank you, Uncle Haim,
your check was above and beyond.
Darn, too bad we're related.
Uncle Haim?
-Yes.
Kohava says thanks for the check.
-My pleasure.
Neta! Neta!
Neta! Neta!
Avihai, there's a problem with...
our item in "Ziona Heard That..."
They decided that
instead of an item,
they'd give us...
the cover!
Darn, girl!
I can't believe I'm saying..
Wait, what's this?
-"What's this?" The wedding, us.
Where am I?
Here.
-"Here"?!
Can't you do anything right?
You're hiding me with your big head!
I knew it wouldn't help.
What is that? -The talisman of
the Tzaddik from Varna. Of bad luck.
"This is a farewell song
"So just say goodbye
"I say thank you
"You know that a dream
"Will come true
say thank you then kiss
Like the shore that leaves the sea
'Tm moving on from you
"Among tears and pain
'Tm leaving
I'm leaving
"This is a farewell song
"They say
That like riddles
"Farewells remain unsolved
"I have no peace
"Your spirit in me cries as well
Like the shore that leaves the sea
"I'm moving on from you