Captain Planet and the Planeteers (1990–1996): Season 6, Episode 12 - Delta Gone - full transcript
Captain Planet and the Planeteers prevent Looten Plunder and Hoggish Greedly of destroying the African wetlands with their mining and cattle business.
By your powers combined,
I am Captain Planet!
* Captain Planet,
he's the man *
* Leading the charge,
Earth's number-one fan *
* Check him out,
you're gonna see *
* He's the mega mac daddy
of ecology *
* Cap's the hero
with the gumption *
* Takes on the overpopulation
and consumption *
* Yeah, he could use
a better groomer *
* Some people say
he's got a bad sense of humor *
[ Singsong voice ]
I'm back!
* But when eco-villains
run amok *
* Plundering and pillaging,
yuk *
* Cap's here
to level the playing field *
* With a PhD
in sustainable yield *
* But he's not the only hero
for Earth *
* Gaia's wisdom
gave the Planeteers birth *
* Wheeler has the fire,
Ma-Ti's got heart *
* Gi's got the power
to make waters part *
* Kwame's rocking
with element earth *
* And Linka uses wind
for all she's worth *
* Still Greedlys and Blights
trash our planet *
* It's up to us to say
we won't stand it *
* Raise your voice
and challenge your peers *
* Say it's way cool
to be Planeteers *
Captain Planet:
The power is yours!
All right!
Let 'er rip!
Whoo-hoo!
This baby
can really crank!
[ Thump ]
Hey, man.
What'd we hit?
Oh, just one of those
stupid sea cows.
More like sea slugs.
They're too slow
to get out of our way.
Can't we do something
about this slaughter?
[ Planeteers clamoring ]
Somebody needs to.
Manatees are fighting
a losing battle
against pollution,
habitat destruction,
and most grotesquely,
motorboat propellers.
[ Squeaks ]
It is gruesome.
And it's gonna
get worse.
"The National Exaggerator" says
there's a radical speedboat race
coming up in Florida --
the Manatee 500.
You have to get the promoters
to call it off
before they wipe out
what few manatees are left.
We don't have to cancel
the big '50s retro party
they're planning,
too, do we?
Belinda Bubblebutt
from "Babewatch"
will be there with her costar
Danny Dazzleduff.
[ Sighs ]
Belinda is more beautiful
than an Amazon parrot.
Grow up, Wheeler.
Stop wasting your time
watching mindless drool.
Hey, I learn a lot
from babe watching.
Like what?
Like giving mouth-to-mouth.
Want a demonstration?
In your dreams.
But we've just got to see
Belinda and Danny.
Yeah, yeah.
I know.
You'll just die
if you don't get to meet 'em.
It is a matter
of life and death.
Hey, I'm an actor.
You can have my autograph.
Only if it's on a check
with a lot of zeroes.
Just for that,
you and Banana Breath
will never get anywhere
near Bubblebutt or Dazzleduff.
Nice going, Yankee Noodle.
Don't worry, you can see
the "Babewatch" stars
when they signal
the start of the big race.
Wheeler:
That'll be too late.
But I just came up with a plan
to get past the Incredible Bulk.
I will help you,
Wheeler.
While you guys play
the dysfunctional duo,
we'll check up
on the manatees.
Let's hook up later
at that funky little restaurant
down on the beach.
You'd better take Suchi.
[ Squeaks ]
We'll be operating incognito.
[ Squeaking ]
Man, how do those
"Babewatch" guys look so buff
woofing all that junk food?
[ Suchi squeaking ]
You are right, Suchi.
It is very unusual.
Practically primordial.
Manatees are among
the oldest creatures
on the planet.
[ Laughs ]
Hey, cut that out.
Unfortunately, they have
never learned to fear humans.
Da. That may be
their downfall.
Suchi! You are supposed
to look, not touch.
[ Squeaking ]
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
Ma-Ti: With the ozone
as thin as it is,
why would anyone
want a double dose
of ultraviolet radiation?
Probably what
fried his brain.
Duping him is gonna
be a piece of cake.
Make that a piece of pie.
Hey, who's blockin' my rays?
Pizza delivery
for Ms. Bubblebutt.
Oh, okay.
Go ahead.
Um, excuse me.
But you are increasing
your risk of skin cancer by...
Hey, wait a second.
Ms. Bubblebutt
don't eat pizza.
She's macro-neurotic.
What are you --
Aah!
I can't see!
[ Both coughing ]
You couldn't just let the goon
wrinkle up like a prune?
Gi:
I sure hope Wheeler and Ma-Ti
have talked
to the "Babewatch" stars.
There's not much time
left before the race!
Bozhe moi!
It is pathetic that
we need help from overexposed,
underdressed bimboids.
Clearly the race promoter
isn't concerned that speedboats
are killing
the manatees.
Excuse me.
Did you say speedboats
are killing the manatees?
[ Squeaking ]
I don't know
what's gotten into him.
Maybe I need a stage name.
How about Harry Grant?
Or Sylvester Baloney?
Tom Bruise?
Or Arnold Shortswagger?
Wheeler, this is
our fourth disguise!
Trust me. I know
it's gonna work this time.
Clint Beastwood.
Go ahead.
Cross my bridge.
What range!
What feeling!
This guy is perfect
for our next picture!
Really?
Give him an audition, MK.
Great idea, JW.
-Me?
-You betcha.
We are big
Hollywood producers
here to see Belinda Baby
and Dynamo Dan.
Oh, go right ahead,
Mr. Producer, sirs.
Hey, what about
my big audition?
Uh, yeah.
Uh, yeah, well, don't call us.
We'll call you.
[ Gull crying ]
Hey! Give that back.
Aah!
Hey!
You're not Hollywood moguls!
I was gonna be a star!
[ Crying ]
Aw, man,
life is so cruel!
What is taking them
so long?
[ Sighs ]
Here they come.
Linka:
Hmm, it does not look
like you got
the star treatment.
We'd have seen 'em
if that muscle-head guarding 'em
wasn't such a pain.
-Right, Ma-Ti?
-Huh.
[ Stammering ]
What is it?
Ma-Ti!
It's them!
It's really them!
It's B-B-B-Belinda
B-B-B-Bubblebutt
and D-D-D-Danny Dazzleduff.
Have you flipped
your wig, Yankee?
This is Betty and Dirk.
They are nice,
caring, ordinary people,
not dim-witted
flesh flaunters
who know nothing
about the real world.
They sure look like them.
But I guess you're right.
What would they be
doing with us nobodies?
Dirk and Betty have
agreed to help us
try and stop the race.
We're gonna talk to, uh,
Belinda and Danny right now.
No way you're gonna get by
that narcissistic Neanderthal.
You again?
I'm gonna --
Oh, I-I-I didn't
see ya.
We're here to see
Belinda and Danny.
You got something
in your eye?
We'll just, like,
go in now.
You know?
Oh, no you don't.
It's okay.
They're, like, with us.
[ Groans ]
If you can get
these mega-stars to go public
with the manatee crisis,
the promoter will have
to cancel the race.
No, we ain't gonna do that
[snorting] are we, Rigger?
Nope, nope, boss.
Greedly! Greedly!
Greedly! Greedly!
You, like,
got to call off the race,
Mr. Greedly, like,
for the manatees, man.
[ Laughs, snorts ]
Did you hear that, Rigger?
The "Babewatch" big shots
wanna save the manatees.
Huh? Huh?
Huh? Huh?
I told you it was them.
Look, Mr. Greedly,
we're dead serious about this.
"Dead" is the key word.
So listen up,
all you Planet-louses,
you're gonna keep
your yaps shut.
[ Laughs, snorts ]
No, windbag!
Wind!
My money!
Move it! Come on!
What happened,
Mr. Greed-- Oof!
-Hurry up! Come on!
-Hurry!
[ Gun cocks ]
Uh-oh!
Come on, Suchi.
[ Gasping ]
How do you know
lifesaving?
I've, like, seen
my stunt double
do this on TV, you know?
[ Squeaking ]
He's not breathing!
Well, I learned
mouth-to-mouth
on "Babewatch," too.
Like, from
the casting director.
[ Groans ]
[ Coughs ]
Oh, wow!
It, like, really works!
I have to apologize.
I was wrong about you.
That's okay.
Like, lots of people
think I'm an oxygen-head.
[ Laughs ]
I think you mean "airhead."
[ Groans ]
Whoa, I had the weirdest dream.
Huh? I must still
be dreaming.
Wheeler,
you are finally awake!
You mean this isn't
a crazy 1950s nightmare?
No, man.
This is, like, real life.
See?
Ow!
Then why are we
dressed like this?
As cover for
our rescue mission.
Oh, what happened?
You bumped your head.
Belinda gave you
mouth-to-mouth.
What?
Belinda Bubblebutt
gave me mouth-to-mouth.
And I don't remember?
Man, that's, like,
a real nightmare.
[ Laughter ]
Greedly: Well, Rigger
[munching]
just a little while,
and the race will be underway.
But, boss, Dazzleduff
and Bubblebutt
are supposed to flag
the start.
Oh, yeah?
Well, we've got Danny.
And we can threaten
to croak...
the Planet-pukes
if he doesn't cooperate.
What are we gonna do
about Belinda?
Hey, boss.
With a wig
and a little padding,
I'd be a dead ringer
for the beached bombshell.
Hogwash!
[ Snorts ]
It'd be easier for me to,
like, look like a babe.
[ Snorts ]
No way!
I'd be a better Belinda.
In a pig's eye!
Sooey!
[ Laughs ]
I'm some dish.
You look like,
uh, divine boss.
A couple years
on Waist Watchers
and you'll be almost
as bodacious a babe as me.
Diet? I don't need
no stinkin' diet.
Cinch me up.
[ Groaning ]
How's that, boss?
Fine!
Just...fine.
[ Sighs ]
[ Snorts ]
[ Door opens ]
Yo! It's time
to leave for the race.
Oh, goody.
You're back, Ms. Bubblebutt.
[ Giggles ]
Just call me "babycakes," boss.
Ooh, bad hair day.
Greedly: Now, don't forget,
the Planet-punks',
uh, health
is in your hands.
Danny looks okay,
but Belinda, pee-yew, pee-yew.
Now, I know what they mean
by TV magic.
Greedly:
Remember to tell 'em
that whoever hits
the most manatees
wins a bonus prize.
With any luck,
we'll turn the Manatee 500
into the Manatee 450.
[ Laughs, snorts ]
In a bind again, huh?
Fire!
[ Squeaking ]
Thanks, Wheeler.
Now we must get
to the starting line
before Greedly
begins the race!
We cannot use this.
Then, like, we're not
gonna go very fast.
Oh, yes, we are.
Water!
Hey, uh, could you get
Mr. Toasty Face
out of the shot, there?
Hey, Mr. Greedly,
ain't that...
Greedly: Trouble!
Get Dazzle-puss
into the boat.
My apologies, folks.
[ Snorts ]
Rigg--
Uh, Ms. Bubblebutt
will be starting
the race by herself.
Right this way,
Mr. Dazzleduff.
Make sure the planet
pukes see him.
I want to get them away
from the starting line.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah!
There goes Greedly!
And, like,
he's got Danny, man.
Then we need more speed.
Wind!
Hang on!
We cannot catch them.
And they're almost
to where we saw the manatees.
Tank, I, uh --
great physique
you've got, there.
[ Laughs ]
Thanks.
Maybe I can use you
on my show.
Let's see you flex!
Okay.
That's my specialty.
Now, let's see
a reverse angle.
Hey! [ Snorts ]
Whoa!
Aah!
Hey! Oh! Oh!
Hey, watch the face!
My nose!
Oh, hey!
Not the nose!
Not the nose!
Bummer, they're gonna
hit the manatees.
Not if we can help it.
Let our powers combine!
Earth!
Wheeler: Fire!
Linka: Wind!
Gi: Water!
Ma-Ti: Heart!
By your powers combined,
I am Captain Planet!
How now, sea cow?
That was a close shave,
literally.
What's wrong
with this tub?
Looks like you finally
gave me my props
and, uh, your prop.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Is that you,
Mr. Greedly?
Aah!
[ Spitting ]
Get this beast
away from me!
[ Gunshot ]
Oh, no!
We forgot the race!
Whoa!
Man: Hey! She's a he!
[ Audience clamoring ]
Plastic lowlife!
Help me!
Those speedboat propellers
will rip me to shreds!
Gee, where have we
heard that before?
But don't worry, Greedly,
wouldn't want anything
to harm the manatees.
Let me give you a lift.
Whoa!
Aah!
The winner!
Second place.
Third.
And...fourth!
That was pretty cool.
But how are we supposed
to get back?
Whoa!
You need to exercise
a little hu-manatee.
[humanity]
You can row, row, row your boats
back to the marina.
Some fab party,
eh, Ma-Ti?
Ma-Ti?
Hey, we've got
some good news!
Yeah, man.
The marina owner says,
like, from now on,
instead of powerboats,
he's gonna, like,
have kayak races.
-All right! Great!
-Cool!
-Great!
-That's great!
And it's, like,
all because of you, you know?
Get ready, little buddy.
Here it comes.
[ Sighs ]
Where's my kiss?
Like, you already got yours
when I fished you
out of the water.
I got to save my lips.
But wait!
Save me. Please?
Save me?
Yuck!
Like, you got
mouth-to-manatee.
Get it?
[ Laughs ]
Yuck! Yuck!
Earth!
Fire!
Wind!
Water!
Heart!
All: Go, Planet!
By your powers combined,
I am Captain Planet!
* Captain Planet
* He's our hero
* Gonna take pollution
down to zero *
* He's our powers magnified
* And he's fighting
on the planet's side *
* Captain Planet
* He's our hero
* Gonna take pollution
down to zero *
* Gonna help him put asunder
* Bad guys who like
to loot and plunder *
You'll pay for this,
Captain Planet!
* We're the Planeteers,
you can be one, too *
* 'Cause saving our planet
is the thing to do *
* Looting and polluting
is not the way *
* Hear what Captain Planet
has to say *
The power is yours!
**
I am Captain Planet!
* Captain Planet,
he's the man *
* Leading the charge,
Earth's number-one fan *
* Check him out,
you're gonna see *
* He's the mega mac daddy
of ecology *
* Cap's the hero
with the gumption *
* Takes on the overpopulation
and consumption *
* Yeah, he could use
a better groomer *
* Some people say
he's got a bad sense of humor *
[ Singsong voice ]
I'm back!
* But when eco-villains
run amok *
* Plundering and pillaging,
yuk *
* Cap's here
to level the playing field *
* With a PhD
in sustainable yield *
* But he's not the only hero
for Earth *
* Gaia's wisdom
gave the Planeteers birth *
* Wheeler has the fire,
Ma-Ti's got heart *
* Gi's got the power
to make waters part *
* Kwame's rocking
with element earth *
* And Linka uses wind
for all she's worth *
* Still Greedlys and Blights
trash our planet *
* It's up to us to say
we won't stand it *
* Raise your voice
and challenge your peers *
* Say it's way cool
to be Planeteers *
Captain Planet:
The power is yours!
All right!
Let 'er rip!
Whoo-hoo!
This baby
can really crank!
[ Thump ]
Hey, man.
What'd we hit?
Oh, just one of those
stupid sea cows.
More like sea slugs.
They're too slow
to get out of our way.
Can't we do something
about this slaughter?
[ Planeteers clamoring ]
Somebody needs to.
Manatees are fighting
a losing battle
against pollution,
habitat destruction,
and most grotesquely,
motorboat propellers.
[ Squeaks ]
It is gruesome.
And it's gonna
get worse.
"The National Exaggerator" says
there's a radical speedboat race
coming up in Florida --
the Manatee 500.
You have to get the promoters
to call it off
before they wipe out
what few manatees are left.
We don't have to cancel
the big '50s retro party
they're planning,
too, do we?
Belinda Bubblebutt
from "Babewatch"
will be there with her costar
Danny Dazzleduff.
[ Sighs ]
Belinda is more beautiful
than an Amazon parrot.
Grow up, Wheeler.
Stop wasting your time
watching mindless drool.
Hey, I learn a lot
from babe watching.
Like what?
Like giving mouth-to-mouth.
Want a demonstration?
In your dreams.
But we've just got to see
Belinda and Danny.
Yeah, yeah.
I know.
You'll just die
if you don't get to meet 'em.
It is a matter
of life and death.
Hey, I'm an actor.
You can have my autograph.
Only if it's on a check
with a lot of zeroes.
Just for that,
you and Banana Breath
will never get anywhere
near Bubblebutt or Dazzleduff.
Nice going, Yankee Noodle.
Don't worry, you can see
the "Babewatch" stars
when they signal
the start of the big race.
Wheeler:
That'll be too late.
But I just came up with a plan
to get past the Incredible Bulk.
I will help you,
Wheeler.
While you guys play
the dysfunctional duo,
we'll check up
on the manatees.
Let's hook up later
at that funky little restaurant
down on the beach.
You'd better take Suchi.
[ Squeaks ]
We'll be operating incognito.
[ Squeaking ]
Man, how do those
"Babewatch" guys look so buff
woofing all that junk food?
[ Suchi squeaking ]
You are right, Suchi.
It is very unusual.
Practically primordial.
Manatees are among
the oldest creatures
on the planet.
[ Laughs ]
Hey, cut that out.
Unfortunately, they have
never learned to fear humans.
Da. That may be
their downfall.
Suchi! You are supposed
to look, not touch.
[ Squeaking ]
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
Ma-Ti: With the ozone
as thin as it is,
why would anyone
want a double dose
of ultraviolet radiation?
Probably what
fried his brain.
Duping him is gonna
be a piece of cake.
Make that a piece of pie.
Hey, who's blockin' my rays?
Pizza delivery
for Ms. Bubblebutt.
Oh, okay.
Go ahead.
Um, excuse me.
But you are increasing
your risk of skin cancer by...
Hey, wait a second.
Ms. Bubblebutt
don't eat pizza.
She's macro-neurotic.
What are you --
Aah!
I can't see!
[ Both coughing ]
You couldn't just let the goon
wrinkle up like a prune?
Gi:
I sure hope Wheeler and Ma-Ti
have talked
to the "Babewatch" stars.
There's not much time
left before the race!
Bozhe moi!
It is pathetic that
we need help from overexposed,
underdressed bimboids.
Clearly the race promoter
isn't concerned that speedboats
are killing
the manatees.
Excuse me.
Did you say speedboats
are killing the manatees?
[ Squeaking ]
I don't know
what's gotten into him.
Maybe I need a stage name.
How about Harry Grant?
Or Sylvester Baloney?
Tom Bruise?
Or Arnold Shortswagger?
Wheeler, this is
our fourth disguise!
Trust me. I know
it's gonna work this time.
Clint Beastwood.
Go ahead.
Cross my bridge.
What range!
What feeling!
This guy is perfect
for our next picture!
Really?
Give him an audition, MK.
Great idea, JW.
-Me?
-You betcha.
We are big
Hollywood producers
here to see Belinda Baby
and Dynamo Dan.
Oh, go right ahead,
Mr. Producer, sirs.
Hey, what about
my big audition?
Uh, yeah.
Uh, yeah, well, don't call us.
We'll call you.
[ Gull crying ]
Hey! Give that back.
Aah!
Hey!
You're not Hollywood moguls!
I was gonna be a star!
[ Crying ]
Aw, man,
life is so cruel!
What is taking them
so long?
[ Sighs ]
Here they come.
Linka:
Hmm, it does not look
like you got
the star treatment.
We'd have seen 'em
if that muscle-head guarding 'em
wasn't such a pain.
-Right, Ma-Ti?
-Huh.
[ Stammering ]
What is it?
Ma-Ti!
It's them!
It's really them!
It's B-B-B-Belinda
B-B-B-Bubblebutt
and D-D-D-Danny Dazzleduff.
Have you flipped
your wig, Yankee?
This is Betty and Dirk.
They are nice,
caring, ordinary people,
not dim-witted
flesh flaunters
who know nothing
about the real world.
They sure look like them.
But I guess you're right.
What would they be
doing with us nobodies?
Dirk and Betty have
agreed to help us
try and stop the race.
We're gonna talk to, uh,
Belinda and Danny right now.
No way you're gonna get by
that narcissistic Neanderthal.
You again?
I'm gonna --
Oh, I-I-I didn't
see ya.
We're here to see
Belinda and Danny.
You got something
in your eye?
We'll just, like,
go in now.
You know?
Oh, no you don't.
It's okay.
They're, like, with us.
[ Groans ]
If you can get
these mega-stars to go public
with the manatee crisis,
the promoter will have
to cancel the race.
No, we ain't gonna do that
[snorting] are we, Rigger?
Nope, nope, boss.
Greedly! Greedly!
Greedly! Greedly!
You, like,
got to call off the race,
Mr. Greedly, like,
for the manatees, man.
[ Laughs, snorts ]
Did you hear that, Rigger?
The "Babewatch" big shots
wanna save the manatees.
Huh? Huh?
Huh? Huh?
I told you it was them.
Look, Mr. Greedly,
we're dead serious about this.
"Dead" is the key word.
So listen up,
all you Planet-louses,
you're gonna keep
your yaps shut.
[ Laughs, snorts ]
No, windbag!
Wind!
My money!
Move it! Come on!
What happened,
Mr. Greed-- Oof!
-Hurry up! Come on!
-Hurry!
[ Gun cocks ]
Uh-oh!
Come on, Suchi.
[ Gasping ]
How do you know
lifesaving?
I've, like, seen
my stunt double
do this on TV, you know?
[ Squeaking ]
He's not breathing!
Well, I learned
mouth-to-mouth
on "Babewatch," too.
Like, from
the casting director.
[ Groans ]
[ Coughs ]
Oh, wow!
It, like, really works!
I have to apologize.
I was wrong about you.
That's okay.
Like, lots of people
think I'm an oxygen-head.
[ Laughs ]
I think you mean "airhead."
[ Groans ]
Whoa, I had the weirdest dream.
Huh? I must still
be dreaming.
Wheeler,
you are finally awake!
You mean this isn't
a crazy 1950s nightmare?
No, man.
This is, like, real life.
See?
Ow!
Then why are we
dressed like this?
As cover for
our rescue mission.
Oh, what happened?
You bumped your head.
Belinda gave you
mouth-to-mouth.
What?
Belinda Bubblebutt
gave me mouth-to-mouth.
And I don't remember?
Man, that's, like,
a real nightmare.
[ Laughter ]
Greedly: Well, Rigger
[munching]
just a little while,
and the race will be underway.
But, boss, Dazzleduff
and Bubblebutt
are supposed to flag
the start.
Oh, yeah?
Well, we've got Danny.
And we can threaten
to croak...
the Planet-pukes
if he doesn't cooperate.
What are we gonna do
about Belinda?
Hey, boss.
With a wig
and a little padding,
I'd be a dead ringer
for the beached bombshell.
Hogwash!
[ Snorts ]
It'd be easier for me to,
like, look like a babe.
[ Snorts ]
No way!
I'd be a better Belinda.
In a pig's eye!
Sooey!
[ Laughs ]
I'm some dish.
You look like,
uh, divine boss.
A couple years
on Waist Watchers
and you'll be almost
as bodacious a babe as me.
Diet? I don't need
no stinkin' diet.
Cinch me up.
[ Groaning ]
How's that, boss?
Fine!
Just...fine.
[ Sighs ]
[ Snorts ]
[ Door opens ]
Yo! It's time
to leave for the race.
Oh, goody.
You're back, Ms. Bubblebutt.
[ Giggles ]
Just call me "babycakes," boss.
Ooh, bad hair day.
Greedly: Now, don't forget,
the Planet-punks',
uh, health
is in your hands.
Danny looks okay,
but Belinda, pee-yew, pee-yew.
Now, I know what they mean
by TV magic.
Greedly:
Remember to tell 'em
that whoever hits
the most manatees
wins a bonus prize.
With any luck,
we'll turn the Manatee 500
into the Manatee 450.
[ Laughs, snorts ]
In a bind again, huh?
Fire!
[ Squeaking ]
Thanks, Wheeler.
Now we must get
to the starting line
before Greedly
begins the race!
We cannot use this.
Then, like, we're not
gonna go very fast.
Oh, yes, we are.
Water!
Hey, uh, could you get
Mr. Toasty Face
out of the shot, there?
Hey, Mr. Greedly,
ain't that...
Greedly: Trouble!
Get Dazzle-puss
into the boat.
My apologies, folks.
[ Snorts ]
Rigg--
Uh, Ms. Bubblebutt
will be starting
the race by herself.
Right this way,
Mr. Dazzleduff.
Make sure the planet
pukes see him.
I want to get them away
from the starting line.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah!
There goes Greedly!
And, like,
he's got Danny, man.
Then we need more speed.
Wind!
Hang on!
We cannot catch them.
And they're almost
to where we saw the manatees.
Tank, I, uh --
great physique
you've got, there.
[ Laughs ]
Thanks.
Maybe I can use you
on my show.
Let's see you flex!
Okay.
That's my specialty.
Now, let's see
a reverse angle.
Hey! [ Snorts ]
Whoa!
Aah!
Hey! Oh! Oh!
Hey, watch the face!
My nose!
Oh, hey!
Not the nose!
Not the nose!
Bummer, they're gonna
hit the manatees.
Not if we can help it.
Let our powers combine!
Earth!
Wheeler: Fire!
Linka: Wind!
Gi: Water!
Ma-Ti: Heart!
By your powers combined,
I am Captain Planet!
How now, sea cow?
That was a close shave,
literally.
What's wrong
with this tub?
Looks like you finally
gave me my props
and, uh, your prop.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Is that you,
Mr. Greedly?
Aah!
[ Spitting ]
Get this beast
away from me!
[ Gunshot ]
Oh, no!
We forgot the race!
Whoa!
Man: Hey! She's a he!
[ Audience clamoring ]
Plastic lowlife!
Help me!
Those speedboat propellers
will rip me to shreds!
Gee, where have we
heard that before?
But don't worry, Greedly,
wouldn't want anything
to harm the manatees.
Let me give you a lift.
Whoa!
Aah!
The winner!
Second place.
Third.
And...fourth!
That was pretty cool.
But how are we supposed
to get back?
Whoa!
You need to exercise
a little hu-manatee.
[humanity]
You can row, row, row your boats
back to the marina.
Some fab party,
eh, Ma-Ti?
Ma-Ti?
Hey, we've got
some good news!
Yeah, man.
The marina owner says,
like, from now on,
instead of powerboats,
he's gonna, like,
have kayak races.
-All right! Great!
-Cool!
-Great!
-That's great!
And it's, like,
all because of you, you know?
Get ready, little buddy.
Here it comes.
[ Sighs ]
Where's my kiss?
Like, you already got yours
when I fished you
out of the water.
I got to save my lips.
But wait!
Save me. Please?
Save me?
Yuck!
Like, you got
mouth-to-manatee.
Get it?
[ Laughs ]
Yuck! Yuck!
Earth!
Fire!
Wind!
Water!
Heart!
All: Go, Planet!
By your powers combined,
I am Captain Planet!
* Captain Planet
* He's our hero
* Gonna take pollution
down to zero *
* He's our powers magnified
* And he's fighting
on the planet's side *
* Captain Planet
* He's our hero
* Gonna take pollution
down to zero *
* Gonna help him put asunder
* Bad guys who like
to loot and plunder *
You'll pay for this,
Captain Planet!
* We're the Planeteers,
you can be one, too *
* 'Cause saving our planet
is the thing to do *
* Looting and polluting
is not the way *
* Hear what Captain Planet
has to say *
The power is yours!
**