C-16: FBI (1997–1998): Season 1, Episode 5 - Orange Kid - full transcript
euro card should not be used for
personal errands that includes
picking up laundry yeah okay that's me
mia coppa never again sorry
okay jack's got something else to run
rare and hand these out
bank squads got 118 cases running
this one i'd like to take off their
hands i'll read you the dialogue from
the witness statements
he's saying down on the floor now move
it you move you die
stay there stay there are you dissing me
huh are you dissing me down stay down
you two down what's this what's this hey
[ __ ] you gonna leave this camera
guy's a real [ __ ] robin
who's that glock why is he holding
sideways like that he's cool and you're
not
watch it again hey wait i want to see if
he makes a shot no he can't pull that
shot off like that you'll get to see it
just give me some top-line observation
here first
what does it take 9 300. they left the
scene in a four-wheel drive vehicle it
could be a land rover a suburban we've
got witnesses and conflict on that but
we do have a plate
what are we supposed to be looking for
here you tell me
i don't really think i can do that jump
over the counter not like that not
anymore
come on they're kids
these are those kids hey didn't the bank
guys have a case with kids
okay one bank customer is nine months
pregnant she's hospitalized with
contractions
two others permanent eardrum damage from
close discharge of firearms
one teller's untraumatic leave can't
stop trembling i've seen hundreds of
bank jobs
people killed over 500 bucks cops killed
in the line drug
heads with shotguns blood on the floor
but these kids
are jerks that's right i'm asking they'd
be our jerks
later on jack i want to see this kid's
blow back knock his teeth out
come on mr bad boy hold your gun
sideways
so
foreign
nick tully's back from a psych
evaluation in chicago
he's got four weeks to prep for his case
he's going to need some reintegration
assistance
i imagine he would your squad's handling
it john
you brought him in he thinks of you as
his closest peer
so i'm going to reintegrate him
what about reardon she ready to handle
something like this
she's got psychology training yeah and
she can handle it good
see this guy here has something on this
jacket there's some kind of label
no i think it's a patch it's not a patch
those clothes are new
it's like decorative jack it's not like
they're covering moth holes yeah like
music bands stuff like that
yeah yeah yeah just give us mr bad boy
the one who shout out the camera
another patch on his jacket see what is
that one
k i l l e r z hmm
that's probably bad how do you know all
this stuff
a little emergency here uh i'll check
with you guys later huh all right
so they're not gang bangers who are they
they're rich kids want to be bangers
because they think it's him you know see
the black and hispanic games they don't
tend to run in this part of town
uh here we go that license plate from
the bank was stolen from a teacher at
mandeville high school
vanderbilt that's a ridiculous high
school
give us a face we'll run it up there and
see if anyone recognizes it
just the eyes and it's pretty grainy i
don't think it's gonna do us much good
run it i showed you his mustache you'd
know it was hitler wouldn't you
the bureau understands that many agents
families find the time after
long periods undercover can be difficult
in what way uh well i have a list here
of some of the
services the bureau offers uh i'm sure
you know we can provide debt
consolidation or i'm not in debt
uh nikki's been undercover five
different times it doesn't stop me from
balancing a check but
right better than me mine's a mess
oh honey you know amanda rudin she's on
john a landscape squad
hi hi you here to bring me in from the
cold uh no
no sir not at all i um happen to think
you did a great job and i hope to do
some undercover stuff myself sometime
i'm just gonna step out back okay sure
and when he first got home he would go
out there and smoke
and uh his back was always turned to me
and the kid
i asked him to quit he did
now he goes out there and choose that
gum but it's the same thing
so is there a reintegration
service that can get him to turn around
and look at us again
we've got tickets to the music center
then late night sushi
then we can wait wait wait i'm only in
l.a for the day
yeah yeah tomorrow i've got a labor
negotiation down in san diego so this is
a really
short trip which we should make the most
out of i miss you mel
yeah i john
i asked you not to pick me up at the
airport for a reason
i met someone his name is phil
and what does phil do a
contractor and you met him which means
you're
seeing him
which means ah come on ken you've been
with other women
no i haven't
huh why didn't you tell me that that
sure would have kind of been nice to
know
what did it made a difference i didn't
know you were looking
come on john what am i supposed to do
i mean i've been to la four times in the
last six months you've come to denver
once
on the red eye and had to leave the next
morning
for some hostage thing this is what it
is right i mean i thought we had an
agreement
so that i
okay um
let's talk about this that's too late
we're staying in san diego
i'll call you you know i will
because when you say an emergency really
should be an emergency how can that be
so hard to understand
well where's your boss girlfriend
all day um dana
so did you bring those surveillance
tapes no no more surveillance tapes no
more
night vision goggles whatever happened
to regular sex you can't just keep
raising the bar here why not
because i'm not going to be in here with
my pants around my ankles when your boss
walks in scott it's just a little
adventure no no
the the adventure was your car the roof
of your car in the carport the roof of
your apartment with all those damn
pebbles
ah that is fun though
yeah it just feels like it could
backfire
well it's the risk that makes it fun
no no i'm serious no
okay hey maybe i can still get my legs
waxed
oh plan b well uh
you're all right with this right i mean
it's not that i don't want to it's just
i'm fine
here i kind of wanted to surprise you
with this while we were still gasping
and sweaty but
it's my first sale i wanted you to have
the first official copy
had to change some of the names but how
is that different from joan didion
that's my you took this picture nobody's
gonna know it's you this reads like one
of my surveillance reports
i know that's the idea 806 pm
agent x departs take out to rendez-lewis
office
she wears new halston dress and contacts
is immediate
she can feel his glock nine millimeter
at his hip
as his arms surround her and the scrape
of his beard after a long day
this is this is not possible
oh dana hey
let's go to lunch we can watch people
read it and only you and i will know
that it's you
you're welcome hi
i'll find him thanks okay
all right hi
i'm late sorry it's fine helps me
anticipation
you know when i told danny that i'd be
seeing you today he said oh can i come
can we have three-way hugs
it breaks your heart you know what
that's like
look uh jimmy i don't want to undercut
all this niceness okay but
why are we here i want this misery over
bring this back together
and danny need the dad and the mom
dad and a mom
you're suing me for divorce as an unfit
mother because i'm married to the fbi
i was mad i wish i could take all that
back
why didn't she leave you annie i'm
trying to real estate agent she took off
and now you're going to run home to your
little wife
annie please did she get a big
settlement from dow chemical for those
tasteful breast implants
oh geez annie attack was never your
strong suit honesty was never yours
this is honest we have a son it's better
for him it's better for us if we learn
from our mistakes look i know we have
issues but i do nothing
is you if you want us to get along
better for danny sing that's fine
but beyond that no
okay so that's it you won't come back
or you'll come back you will come back
because here's what i have in place as
of today
all of your credit cards are canceled
visa amex department stores no atm card
so no cash your car it's in my name you
no longer have a car
and i will take danny you meet no one's
definition of a caring mother
except maybe the fbi's
well since my credit's no good i guess
you'll be paying for lunch
it's an indecipherable picture and you
think
it represents a student at my school the
license plate was stolen from one of
your teachers cars
we got people with their eardrums blown
out by this i'm sorry about that
but my role here is strictly defined by
the buckley act would you mind providing
a list of frequent absentees
the state collects them every day yeah
it will be a lot faster if you provide
that less force sir i'll think about it
you know we'd like not to have to
subpoena it i understand
it's been years since i've been in the
principal's office you went often
time to time never did much good
can i ask you something why what is all
that stuff you have
you ever heard of killers oh yeah like
major cross-court
music to bang right yeah they play
around here no
like in a corona garbage basket
what are you like a narc or something i
wish
jeremy tannenbaum
what do you think you see or better yet
who do you feel when you're with them
i think they're having a hard time
making the transition so
they don't know where they belong i mean
they're conscious of every move every
word every silence
check this out do you see the weekly
oh weird yeah come here look
in bed with the fbi oh look at this
picture man
i know it's like the worst romance novel
you ever read but i swear this guy's
real
it's like what 600 agents in la 400 of
them are white males and one of them
takes his clothes off for the camera
well 20 bucks says it's worn in
counter-terrorism
nice but whoever it is what look at him
he's got love handles on
that's both sides yeah this guy is
all right courtney i'm special agent
dorado
who are you jared robert stein i manage
the band i want to think about a bank
robbery jared three kids one wearing a
killer's patch
the killer's patch held helter skelter
right the beatles have anything to do
with that
hey listen i can't help it if we inspire
people right
here my address
anything i can do feel free to call
would why not i trust the fdic right
hey if anybody sees brad or austin tell
them i'm inside and if you see lorna uh
tell her i'll deal with you after the
show okay
who's that guy king of the posers lives
in a gated community
what's he posing as a human being he's
got like slaves
who like brad i was always a creep boy
awesome you hate him
yeah well you weren't austin's best
friend as soon as he got with jared he
became this total loser little pilot
fish sneaky stupid liar
you guys think somebody robs a bank
austin ducette would know about it he's
a totally sucker
shut up i didn't mean it i'm just
bagging on him
look uh are we under arrest here can we
head back in have a good time
you know what i'm going to properly
check on that you said name what side
high-end neighborhood
should be pretty easy i don't get it
this is like a different
planet teenage rebellion i understand i
did that i'm sure you did that but with
these kids there's nothing there
excuse me the creeps there anyway listen
to the music man
it's hard to be a kid nowadays you know
i'll give them hard give them three days
with my old man he put a couple holes in
their head
spoiled brats
hello marty john olansky they've got you
on night desk again huh
oh too bad yeah listen
i've got an old friend melanie harmon
and she's staying in your neck of the
woods but i don't know what hotel
uh-huh oh would you run registrations
no she forgot to tell me no no not a big
deal i would just hate to miss her
yes you've got time like tomorrow
great thanks marty
harmon h-a-r-m-o-n no t yeah
why are you coming out of his house
aren't you special agent jack dorado fbi
this is special agent robin's couple
questions for you austin we'll talk to
you about some bank robberies
well you don't want to talk about that
we fought you all the way to school have
your friends seen you talk to the fbi
like how about jared stein
yeah we hear you're one of his little
pirate fishes look jared doesn't have
anything to do with anything
and i ain't no fish that's not what i
heard you know he's a real solid guy
that jared you know we met him last
night
probably shoot you like a real power huh
well he's uh more of a man than half the
wannabes around here oh that's nice why
don't we sit down like men
clear this whole thing up i don't know
anything
all right so leave me alone
so what did you hear why aren't agent x
is actually an atf agent
do you hear that we with me uh
no just flap us i'm telling you it's
counter terrorism
hey guys tv coverage on team bank
robberies has everybody manager in town
putting in tips on kids case in their
banks okay use the list
cover as many as possible ladies
big houses forty thousand dollar cars
zero parental input a kid
with a bunch of disciples trailing
around after him robinson's got him
nailed
how so see the thing is nobody's ever
told these kids what's real they've
never had to suffer consequence before
in their life
wreck the car not your fault fail out of
school not your fault
get a girl pregnant rob a bank it
doesn't matter
okay decent picture any evidence they're
the ones we'll get the evidence
it sets nervous science got such a big
mouth maybe he'll blow it himself who
knows about the other one
olansky we're there
there's 91 in progress at the pan
pacific bank
don't leave it man just get rid of the
dog
you okay keep your weapon down
are you okay can i hit him i don't know
but you need to sit down right now
dye sir went off here orange everywhere
so you can imagine what this kid looks
like
security guards pretty sure one of them
took a slug in the foot anything
no nothing comes up at the hospitals
britain's calling the health department
for private position records
okay came by messenger no less
mandeville high school list of lunchtime
absences both today and the day of the
robbery was stuck in this
turn to page 31 it was marked stein you
said emerson all absent both days during
lunch
those three dressed up like in the movie
or something they want to get caught
they don't give a damn if they get
caught or not in their world there's no
consequences
pick them up
bigfoot and there's emerson stop do you
see the third guy
negative just the two of them there's
the backpack let's go
hold it right there
what do you want what do you think
you're under arrest
you have the right to remain silent
anything you say can and will be used
against you
you have a right to an attorney if you
cannot afford one and we'll be assigned
to you
and ask these rights anytime you want do
you understand these right that they've
been red
yeah what's in the backpack nothing
lunch
uh-huh you could buy a luncheonette with
all that
where are your parents aaron europe yeah
who's taking care of you you manny
let's go that's gotta hurt getting shot
in the foot
step underneath how you think you're
doing this
it's the federal case right i have to
notify my parent or guardian now
elda hi this is jared jeff stein son
hey listen um is tommy around i gotta
hassle with the cops here
unbelievable what
elise is cancelled why
jimmy told the landlord that my
financial status has changed because of
the divorce
he was trying to kick me and daniel out
of the house do you realize that he took
me out to lunch
he asked me to come back to him and when
i said no he threatened me with every
kind of financial ruin and now this
i mean like what does he think that that
i'm not one step ahead
of them i already got a new credit card
so i'll pay another month's rent on the
lease who cares
it's not about thinking it's a jerk move
to prove to you how hard it's gonna be
to live without it
yeah great men and women what a system
emmy can i answer your question
a woman comes to see a man
but she won't give him her address
uh maybe she didn't come to see him or
maybe
she wants him to find the address i'm
supposed to guess that
i can't i think in a straight line
so this woman do you know where she's
staying of course i do
san diego with the continental i had
marty running registrations check
call her what is she
hangs up then she's thinking in a
straight line
hey thanks for uh talking to amanda
yesterday letting her run down that
reintegration checklist at you you know
it's procedure
oh she did fine john hey
um nicky's out back okay
okay
so the crutch comes to the [ __ ]
come here put your head right here in my
armpit i want to lean
look how skinny you got last time i saw
you were fat you had a big gut hanging
over your belt
they're good nick
good to see you good to see you too want
a beer no i'm all right official
business
hey nikki listen the uh head girl shrink
says
you're okay how about that how about
that
first i'm nuts because i cave in some
cops head when i'm under but
now i'm okay because i answered some
correct multiple choice questions
of course no one's going to let me near
a gun anytime soon gracie wants to put
you on my squad
give your little cubicle your own coffee
cup integrate you back into fbi culture
your squad not my request nick we go
back too far
i have no desire to be the one to tell
you to keep your feet off the desk
at least you don't ask me how am i doing
how are you doing
how am i doing
i'm doing okay it's a little bit strange
though
my kids shy away from me
like they don't know me or they're
afraid of me or something
what i do is i sit out here and i wait
for valerie but she never comes out
she's in that painting probably waiting
for me
to come in scott
dana why no i'm not gonna get over it
you build your career that's fine but
did you ever consider for one minute
that you might be ruining mine
playgirl maggots what no
no there's nothing you could say to me
nada zero zilch negative
nothing okay this is it i don't want to
talk to you anymore don't call me
you go sell somebody else's ass to a
magazine
you got your men sorry boy
nice
so i won't have to sit here guys do your
parents get here
or the magistrate appoints a guardian
that'll be tommy i told him to call your
mom too
to bail us out these are the feds brad
we get released to the
custody of a grown-up so what are you a
lawyer
my dad is did that ever tell you it was
against the law to rob a bank
it says i robbed a bank you took a shot
to the foot we got a bag of ink dyed
money and pretty soon your little orange
pal is gonna color coordinate with the
tape
you really think you can whine your way
out of this
scared brad
i've got two of them in the conference
room now i went to do said town with a
warrant
austin's mother said he was out of town
she seemed pretty nervous we got him
stashed somewhere we'll find him
donalski tommy howler and we've met
before
last year mayor's office tell me these
kids you're mine well that would require
a dna test i believe something i try my
best to block
tell us how's it going jared
you're brad hey brad tommy hallerin your
mom's going to meet us at the
magistrate's office
it's cool don't worry i'd like to guys
break in here anyway
i thought the fbi had security
they said we robbed a bank yeah real
comedy
we got three teenagers involved in two
robberies one kid is missing agent
stoddard observed
jared taking a shot to the foot during
the second attempt
and agent robinson here found evidence
of that robbery
in brad's position i stepped on a rusty
nail okay jared you don't have to say
anything
just now i didn't do anything i swear i
understand
i don't you can act like nothing
happened but something did you were the
arresting agent
that's right where are these kids
parents don't they give a damn i i guess
that's why these kids are here right
not my department well it shouldn't be
ours either get these people down here
make them take their kids in hand
check you know i bet you and i could
have this very interesting sociological
debate
another time so shall we go have these
boys released
i don't see them as any significant
flight risk that nail will probably keep
them laid out for a few days
all right give us a look at his foot if
there's no evidence of a gunshot wound
there's no grounds for arrest got a
warrant
we're getting one well then we'll have a
look but right now
shall we go boys
this is wrong it's the way it works
well someone should fix it god help us
all
um
it was me in the weekly she told me she
wanted to write i figured poetry
something
and i never showed her any tapes that
was surveillance tapes that was just
some tv show that i edited down in the
elsa room but she didn't know that
and yeah okay i told her a few anecdotes
started i want you know my loyalty to
the bureau is unwavering
sit down
it is someone from atf a sister agency
where there's no love lost
no sir i'm saying it was me washington
is investigating do not interfere in the
course of their
work oh
thank you
i haven't taken a deep breath in two
days
huh man man
a woman has seen another guy and you
want to put a stop to that
but buy her a ring marriage
engagement as to when the wedding is
could be a week it could be ten years
that's a little manipulative don't you
think excuse me but after what i just
went through you don't think you're
manipulating us so
seeing as the boys are minors the us
attorney is tossing the case back to the
state
which is good we can avoid a lawsuit for
false arrest
no reason to burden the courts wanted to
drop this
forget about it if nothing else i got a
pack full of marked money found on a
prime
suspect yes but no proper warrant we
don't need a warrant
the backpack was in plain sight it's
called caught red-handed
orange-handed that backpack you saw
couldn't possibly have been used in a
robbery how do you figure that
it's not stained in any way by an orange
dye pack there was a dye pack used
i believe well look even if they changed
packs the money was going in the dark i
thought
change for packs well then you had no
right to look into it
in addition to the fact you pursued the
suspect into his home
garage which is still part of his home
without an arrest warrant any evidence
obtained there will be disallowed da's
office will agree believe me i know them
very well
they will not move forward on this we're
talking about these boys lives here yes
no one's more aware of that than i then
stop substituting technicalities for
right and wrong
oh i know what you're gonna say i don't
get paid to do that
this is not about money these kids did
not steal to get money they got that if
their parents weren't so obsessed with
out of line their parents are very
concerned
about how they look period about how
it's going to affect their college
admission chances do i need to be
subjected to this every time i walk in
here i think you should be
you can't counter a lack of evidence by
simply insulting these things
that's good how are you gonna explain
why this orange kid do set or you think
we're not gonna find him
first of all there is no demonstrable
link between what you call the orange
kid
and austin doucet none second don't
harass this boy's father
he's a man of very deep pockets and he
will spare nothing in his son's defense
nothing gentlemen
you sense the weak link why do you say
that what's the first rule in
door-to-door sales
go up to the house with the no solicitor
sign they don't
trust themselves to resist get the
father in here
i know these are probably the last thing
you want to look at right now so um
i'll just leave them here in case you'll
look at them later
tell the bureau i'd really rather have
you help me paint the living room
this matters
gary
shouldn't be here laura really where
should i be gary
we're living together and you're just
gone what you've done with me because
you're married
how'd you find me what difference does
it make it makes a big difference i need
to know what is he some sort of cop or
something
yeah something like that
i don't even think i even know your name
do i
laura i have a lot of regrets in my life
you're not one of them okay you see that
house right there
that's my home i have two kids in there
and everything that i do bounces back on
them
well then tell them the truth
god don't your feelings count don't my
feelings count
do you see that woman standing in the
window
who
okay is dead and go to hell
you know who that is
that is the result of being undercover
for almost two years
but it's over and done with
he's
reintegrating now
get ready for it amanda
yeah every agent wants to do it but
uh no one's ever really ready for it
we keep this between us okay
yeah sure
special agent polanski my attorney
advised me against having this meeting
but i felt that hiding when i have
nothing to hide was a mistake
but your son and the other two boys are
guilty we all know that
and tell me howard is a good enough
attorney to buy you some time maybe
enough time to smuggle your boy out of
the country
there you were sitting right there i'd
do such a thing but this organization it
will not stop
until we have enough evidence to close
this case is there a point to this
meeting
other than peacock the point is that
your son and his friends believe that
they can have anything they want
any time they want it regardless of
whether anyone else gets hurt along the
way is your personal expert opinion or a
government-issued one my personal
opinion
my opinion is that you're a joke as a
parent you should have tried raising
something easier like like maybe a cat
that is enough out of you my attorney
was right
okay you bring the boy and we'll have
him deal with what he did and why we
bring him in
or prosecute him as an adult excuse me
mr ducette your son believes that jared
stein defines what is to be a man
and stein he thinks the word morals
means finding loopholes in a criminal
code is that what you want your son to
believe
or do you want him to believe that a man
is somebody who can face up to what he's
done
pay the price and move on
battle stations i'm beginning to feel
like uh what is it
suspect perpetrator fbi mel you knew
that
yeah that's about all i knew but i
didn't know that so
are you in love with this phil guy i
don't know you're not
engaged or anything olansky that's none
of your business
oh no john john
it's not handcuffs
i don't want to like it but i do
okay so here's what happens
you go home you see phil have you told
him about me yet
no better tell him and what is that
because in 28 days
i'm coming to denver for five days if
you want to see me
good if not i'm gonna say the whole five
days just in case you change your mind
deal
i can't keep this beautiful bracelet
sorry she's not making payments on it no
not yet
okay then now we ordered dinner
no wine no kiss goodnight no rules he'll
give you these instructions
is that your paper
maybe are you gonna answer it
maybe
so is it good news or bad i think
good although i wouldn't shake hands
with it
our son has decided to take
responsibility for his actions
right well we support him in his
decision
my wife he comes first
good agent dorado
adrian robinson they're going to help
you get through this
stuff doesn't come off easily does it
no it uh sure doesn't
well it will thanks
we'll have to read your rights first
austin and after that
you get to talk you have the right to
remain silent
anything you say can and will be used
against you in a court of law
you have the right to talk to a lawyer
and have a present with you while you've
been questioned
if you cannot afford to hire a lawyer
one will be appointed free of charge
hey
you know for a probationary agent that
was a pretty nice move with dassett's
father
wasn't a move
i my father died when i was a little boy
my older brother never got over it
maybe i didn't either but anyway see i
can spread a boy without a father
mile away
wow it's a funny thing
my old man was so hard on me there were
days i wish she was dead
the other days
well
he wasn't a very good father
yeah he was
you walking out yeah
i got
personal errands that includes
picking up laundry yeah okay that's me
mia coppa never again sorry
okay jack's got something else to run
rare and hand these out
bank squads got 118 cases running
this one i'd like to take off their
hands i'll read you the dialogue from
the witness statements
he's saying down on the floor now move
it you move you die
stay there stay there are you dissing me
huh are you dissing me down stay down
you two down what's this what's this hey
[ __ ] you gonna leave this camera
guy's a real [ __ ] robin
who's that glock why is he holding
sideways like that he's cool and you're
not
watch it again hey wait i want to see if
he makes a shot no he can't pull that
shot off like that you'll get to see it
just give me some top-line observation
here first
what does it take 9 300. they left the
scene in a four-wheel drive vehicle it
could be a land rover a suburban we've
got witnesses and conflict on that but
we do have a plate
what are we supposed to be looking for
here you tell me
i don't really think i can do that jump
over the counter not like that not
anymore
come on they're kids
these are those kids hey didn't the bank
guys have a case with kids
okay one bank customer is nine months
pregnant she's hospitalized with
contractions
two others permanent eardrum damage from
close discharge of firearms
one teller's untraumatic leave can't
stop trembling i've seen hundreds of
bank jobs
people killed over 500 bucks cops killed
in the line drug
heads with shotguns blood on the floor
but these kids
are jerks that's right i'm asking they'd
be our jerks
later on jack i want to see this kid's
blow back knock his teeth out
come on mr bad boy hold your gun
sideways
so
foreign
nick tully's back from a psych
evaluation in chicago
he's got four weeks to prep for his case
he's going to need some reintegration
assistance
i imagine he would your squad's handling
it john
you brought him in he thinks of you as
his closest peer
so i'm going to reintegrate him
what about reardon she ready to handle
something like this
she's got psychology training yeah and
she can handle it good
see this guy here has something on this
jacket there's some kind of label
no i think it's a patch it's not a patch
those clothes are new
it's like decorative jack it's not like
they're covering moth holes yeah like
music bands stuff like that
yeah yeah yeah just give us mr bad boy
the one who shout out the camera
another patch on his jacket see what is
that one
k i l l e r z hmm
that's probably bad how do you know all
this stuff
a little emergency here uh i'll check
with you guys later huh all right
so they're not gang bangers who are they
they're rich kids want to be bangers
because they think it's him you know see
the black and hispanic games they don't
tend to run in this part of town
uh here we go that license plate from
the bank was stolen from a teacher at
mandeville high school
vanderbilt that's a ridiculous high
school
give us a face we'll run it up there and
see if anyone recognizes it
just the eyes and it's pretty grainy i
don't think it's gonna do us much good
run it i showed you his mustache you'd
know it was hitler wouldn't you
the bureau understands that many agents
families find the time after
long periods undercover can be difficult
in what way uh well i have a list here
of some of the
services the bureau offers uh i'm sure
you know we can provide debt
consolidation or i'm not in debt
uh nikki's been undercover five
different times it doesn't stop me from
balancing a check but
right better than me mine's a mess
oh honey you know amanda rudin she's on
john a landscape squad
hi hi you here to bring me in from the
cold uh no
no sir not at all i um happen to think
you did a great job and i hope to do
some undercover stuff myself sometime
i'm just gonna step out back okay sure
and when he first got home he would go
out there and smoke
and uh his back was always turned to me
and the kid
i asked him to quit he did
now he goes out there and choose that
gum but it's the same thing
so is there a reintegration
service that can get him to turn around
and look at us again
we've got tickets to the music center
then late night sushi
then we can wait wait wait i'm only in
l.a for the day
yeah yeah tomorrow i've got a labor
negotiation down in san diego so this is
a really
short trip which we should make the most
out of i miss you mel
yeah i john
i asked you not to pick me up at the
airport for a reason
i met someone his name is phil
and what does phil do a
contractor and you met him which means
you're
seeing him
which means ah come on ken you've been
with other women
no i haven't
huh why didn't you tell me that that
sure would have kind of been nice to
know
what did it made a difference i didn't
know you were looking
come on john what am i supposed to do
i mean i've been to la four times in the
last six months you've come to denver
once
on the red eye and had to leave the next
morning
for some hostage thing this is what it
is right i mean i thought we had an
agreement
so that i
okay um
let's talk about this that's too late
we're staying in san diego
i'll call you you know i will
because when you say an emergency really
should be an emergency how can that be
so hard to understand
well where's your boss girlfriend
all day um dana
so did you bring those surveillance
tapes no no more surveillance tapes no
more
night vision goggles whatever happened
to regular sex you can't just keep
raising the bar here why not
because i'm not going to be in here with
my pants around my ankles when your boss
walks in scott it's just a little
adventure no no
the the adventure was your car the roof
of your car in the carport the roof of
your apartment with all those damn
pebbles
ah that is fun though
yeah it just feels like it could
backfire
well it's the risk that makes it fun
no no i'm serious no
okay hey maybe i can still get my legs
waxed
oh plan b well uh
you're all right with this right i mean
it's not that i don't want to it's just
i'm fine
here i kind of wanted to surprise you
with this while we were still gasping
and sweaty but
it's my first sale i wanted you to have
the first official copy
had to change some of the names but how
is that different from joan didion
that's my you took this picture nobody's
gonna know it's you this reads like one
of my surveillance reports
i know that's the idea 806 pm
agent x departs take out to rendez-lewis
office
she wears new halston dress and contacts
is immediate
she can feel his glock nine millimeter
at his hip
as his arms surround her and the scrape
of his beard after a long day
this is this is not possible
oh dana hey
let's go to lunch we can watch people
read it and only you and i will know
that it's you
you're welcome hi
i'll find him thanks okay
all right hi
i'm late sorry it's fine helps me
anticipation
you know when i told danny that i'd be
seeing you today he said oh can i come
can we have three-way hugs
it breaks your heart you know what
that's like
look uh jimmy i don't want to undercut
all this niceness okay but
why are we here i want this misery over
bring this back together
and danny need the dad and the mom
dad and a mom
you're suing me for divorce as an unfit
mother because i'm married to the fbi
i was mad i wish i could take all that
back
why didn't she leave you annie i'm
trying to real estate agent she took off
and now you're going to run home to your
little wife
annie please did she get a big
settlement from dow chemical for those
tasteful breast implants
oh geez annie attack was never your
strong suit honesty was never yours
this is honest we have a son it's better
for him it's better for us if we learn
from our mistakes look i know we have
issues but i do nothing
is you if you want us to get along
better for danny sing that's fine
but beyond that no
okay so that's it you won't come back
or you'll come back you will come back
because here's what i have in place as
of today
all of your credit cards are canceled
visa amex department stores no atm card
so no cash your car it's in my name you
no longer have a car
and i will take danny you meet no one's
definition of a caring mother
except maybe the fbi's
well since my credit's no good i guess
you'll be paying for lunch
it's an indecipherable picture and you
think
it represents a student at my school the
license plate was stolen from one of
your teachers cars
we got people with their eardrums blown
out by this i'm sorry about that
but my role here is strictly defined by
the buckley act would you mind providing
a list of frequent absentees
the state collects them every day yeah
it will be a lot faster if you provide
that less force sir i'll think about it
you know we'd like not to have to
subpoena it i understand
it's been years since i've been in the
principal's office you went often
time to time never did much good
can i ask you something why what is all
that stuff you have
you ever heard of killers oh yeah like
major cross-court
music to bang right yeah they play
around here no
like in a corona garbage basket
what are you like a narc or something i
wish
jeremy tannenbaum
what do you think you see or better yet
who do you feel when you're with them
i think they're having a hard time
making the transition so
they don't know where they belong i mean
they're conscious of every move every
word every silence
check this out do you see the weekly
oh weird yeah come here look
in bed with the fbi oh look at this
picture man
i know it's like the worst romance novel
you ever read but i swear this guy's
real
it's like what 600 agents in la 400 of
them are white males and one of them
takes his clothes off for the camera
well 20 bucks says it's worn in
counter-terrorism
nice but whoever it is what look at him
he's got love handles on
that's both sides yeah this guy is
all right courtney i'm special agent
dorado
who are you jared robert stein i manage
the band i want to think about a bank
robbery jared three kids one wearing a
killer's patch
the killer's patch held helter skelter
right the beatles have anything to do
with that
hey listen i can't help it if we inspire
people right
here my address
anything i can do feel free to call
would why not i trust the fdic right
hey if anybody sees brad or austin tell
them i'm inside and if you see lorna uh
tell her i'll deal with you after the
show okay
who's that guy king of the posers lives
in a gated community
what's he posing as a human being he's
got like slaves
who like brad i was always a creep boy
awesome you hate him
yeah well you weren't austin's best
friend as soon as he got with jared he
became this total loser little pilot
fish sneaky stupid liar
you guys think somebody robs a bank
austin ducette would know about it he's
a totally sucker
shut up i didn't mean it i'm just
bagging on him
look uh are we under arrest here can we
head back in have a good time
you know what i'm going to properly
check on that you said name what side
high-end neighborhood
should be pretty easy i don't get it
this is like a different
planet teenage rebellion i understand i
did that i'm sure you did that but with
these kids there's nothing there
excuse me the creeps there anyway listen
to the music man
it's hard to be a kid nowadays you know
i'll give them hard give them three days
with my old man he put a couple holes in
their head
spoiled brats
hello marty john olansky they've got you
on night desk again huh
oh too bad yeah listen
i've got an old friend melanie harmon
and she's staying in your neck of the
woods but i don't know what hotel
uh-huh oh would you run registrations
no she forgot to tell me no no not a big
deal i would just hate to miss her
yes you've got time like tomorrow
great thanks marty
harmon h-a-r-m-o-n no t yeah
why are you coming out of his house
aren't you special agent jack dorado fbi
this is special agent robin's couple
questions for you austin we'll talk to
you about some bank robberies
well you don't want to talk about that
we fought you all the way to school have
your friends seen you talk to the fbi
like how about jared stein
yeah we hear you're one of his little
pirate fishes look jared doesn't have
anything to do with anything
and i ain't no fish that's not what i
heard you know he's a real solid guy
that jared you know we met him last
night
probably shoot you like a real power huh
well he's uh more of a man than half the
wannabes around here oh that's nice why
don't we sit down like men
clear this whole thing up i don't know
anything
all right so leave me alone
so what did you hear why aren't agent x
is actually an atf agent
do you hear that we with me uh
no just flap us i'm telling you it's
counter terrorism
hey guys tv coverage on team bank
robberies has everybody manager in town
putting in tips on kids case in their
banks okay use the list
cover as many as possible ladies
big houses forty thousand dollar cars
zero parental input a kid
with a bunch of disciples trailing
around after him robinson's got him
nailed
how so see the thing is nobody's ever
told these kids what's real they've
never had to suffer consequence before
in their life
wreck the car not your fault fail out of
school not your fault
get a girl pregnant rob a bank it
doesn't matter
okay decent picture any evidence they're
the ones we'll get the evidence
it sets nervous science got such a big
mouth maybe he'll blow it himself who
knows about the other one
olansky we're there
there's 91 in progress at the pan
pacific bank
don't leave it man just get rid of the
dog
you okay keep your weapon down
are you okay can i hit him i don't know
but you need to sit down right now
dye sir went off here orange everywhere
so you can imagine what this kid looks
like
security guards pretty sure one of them
took a slug in the foot anything
no nothing comes up at the hospitals
britain's calling the health department
for private position records
okay came by messenger no less
mandeville high school list of lunchtime
absences both today and the day of the
robbery was stuck in this
turn to page 31 it was marked stein you
said emerson all absent both days during
lunch
those three dressed up like in the movie
or something they want to get caught
they don't give a damn if they get
caught or not in their world there's no
consequences
pick them up
bigfoot and there's emerson stop do you
see the third guy
negative just the two of them there's
the backpack let's go
hold it right there
what do you want what do you think
you're under arrest
you have the right to remain silent
anything you say can and will be used
against you
you have a right to an attorney if you
cannot afford one and we'll be assigned
to you
and ask these rights anytime you want do
you understand these right that they've
been red
yeah what's in the backpack nothing
lunch
uh-huh you could buy a luncheonette with
all that
where are your parents aaron europe yeah
who's taking care of you you manny
let's go that's gotta hurt getting shot
in the foot
step underneath how you think you're
doing this
it's the federal case right i have to
notify my parent or guardian now
elda hi this is jared jeff stein son
hey listen um is tommy around i gotta
hassle with the cops here
unbelievable what
elise is cancelled why
jimmy told the landlord that my
financial status has changed because of
the divorce
he was trying to kick me and daniel out
of the house do you realize that he took
me out to lunch
he asked me to come back to him and when
i said no he threatened me with every
kind of financial ruin and now this
i mean like what does he think that that
i'm not one step ahead
of them i already got a new credit card
so i'll pay another month's rent on the
lease who cares
it's not about thinking it's a jerk move
to prove to you how hard it's gonna be
to live without it
yeah great men and women what a system
emmy can i answer your question
a woman comes to see a man
but she won't give him her address
uh maybe she didn't come to see him or
maybe
she wants him to find the address i'm
supposed to guess that
i can't i think in a straight line
so this woman do you know where she's
staying of course i do
san diego with the continental i had
marty running registrations check
call her what is she
hangs up then she's thinking in a
straight line
hey thanks for uh talking to amanda
yesterday letting her run down that
reintegration checklist at you you know
it's procedure
oh she did fine john hey
um nicky's out back okay
okay
so the crutch comes to the [ __ ]
come here put your head right here in my
armpit i want to lean
look how skinny you got last time i saw
you were fat you had a big gut hanging
over your belt
they're good nick
good to see you good to see you too want
a beer no i'm all right official
business
hey nikki listen the uh head girl shrink
says
you're okay how about that how about
that
first i'm nuts because i cave in some
cops head when i'm under but
now i'm okay because i answered some
correct multiple choice questions
of course no one's going to let me near
a gun anytime soon gracie wants to put
you on my squad
give your little cubicle your own coffee
cup integrate you back into fbi culture
your squad not my request nick we go
back too far
i have no desire to be the one to tell
you to keep your feet off the desk
at least you don't ask me how am i doing
how are you doing
how am i doing
i'm doing okay it's a little bit strange
though
my kids shy away from me
like they don't know me or they're
afraid of me or something
what i do is i sit out here and i wait
for valerie but she never comes out
she's in that painting probably waiting
for me
to come in scott
dana why no i'm not gonna get over it
you build your career that's fine but
did you ever consider for one minute
that you might be ruining mine
playgirl maggots what no
no there's nothing you could say to me
nada zero zilch negative
nothing okay this is it i don't want to
talk to you anymore don't call me
you go sell somebody else's ass to a
magazine
you got your men sorry boy
nice
so i won't have to sit here guys do your
parents get here
or the magistrate appoints a guardian
that'll be tommy i told him to call your
mom too
to bail us out these are the feds brad
we get released to the
custody of a grown-up so what are you a
lawyer
my dad is did that ever tell you it was
against the law to rob a bank
it says i robbed a bank you took a shot
to the foot we got a bag of ink dyed
money and pretty soon your little orange
pal is gonna color coordinate with the
tape
you really think you can whine your way
out of this
scared brad
i've got two of them in the conference
room now i went to do said town with a
warrant
austin's mother said he was out of town
she seemed pretty nervous we got him
stashed somewhere we'll find him
donalski tommy howler and we've met
before
last year mayor's office tell me these
kids you're mine well that would require
a dna test i believe something i try my
best to block
tell us how's it going jared
you're brad hey brad tommy hallerin your
mom's going to meet us at the
magistrate's office
it's cool don't worry i'd like to guys
break in here anyway
i thought the fbi had security
they said we robbed a bank yeah real
comedy
we got three teenagers involved in two
robberies one kid is missing agent
stoddard observed
jared taking a shot to the foot during
the second attempt
and agent robinson here found evidence
of that robbery
in brad's position i stepped on a rusty
nail okay jared you don't have to say
anything
just now i didn't do anything i swear i
understand
i don't you can act like nothing
happened but something did you were the
arresting agent
that's right where are these kids
parents don't they give a damn i i guess
that's why these kids are here right
not my department well it shouldn't be
ours either get these people down here
make them take their kids in hand
check you know i bet you and i could
have this very interesting sociological
debate
another time so shall we go have these
boys released
i don't see them as any significant
flight risk that nail will probably keep
them laid out for a few days
all right give us a look at his foot if
there's no evidence of a gunshot wound
there's no grounds for arrest got a
warrant
we're getting one well then we'll have a
look but right now
shall we go boys
this is wrong it's the way it works
well someone should fix it god help us
all
um
it was me in the weekly she told me she
wanted to write i figured poetry
something
and i never showed her any tapes that
was surveillance tapes that was just
some tv show that i edited down in the
elsa room but she didn't know that
and yeah okay i told her a few anecdotes
started i want you know my loyalty to
the bureau is unwavering
sit down
it is someone from atf a sister agency
where there's no love lost
no sir i'm saying it was me washington
is investigating do not interfere in the
course of their
work oh
thank you
i haven't taken a deep breath in two
days
huh man man
a woman has seen another guy and you
want to put a stop to that
but buy her a ring marriage
engagement as to when the wedding is
could be a week it could be ten years
that's a little manipulative don't you
think excuse me but after what i just
went through you don't think you're
manipulating us so
seeing as the boys are minors the us
attorney is tossing the case back to the
state
which is good we can avoid a lawsuit for
false arrest
no reason to burden the courts wanted to
drop this
forget about it if nothing else i got a
pack full of marked money found on a
prime
suspect yes but no proper warrant we
don't need a warrant
the backpack was in plain sight it's
called caught red-handed
orange-handed that backpack you saw
couldn't possibly have been used in a
robbery how do you figure that
it's not stained in any way by an orange
dye pack there was a dye pack used
i believe well look even if they changed
packs the money was going in the dark i
thought
change for packs well then you had no
right to look into it
in addition to the fact you pursued the
suspect into his home
garage which is still part of his home
without an arrest warrant any evidence
obtained there will be disallowed da's
office will agree believe me i know them
very well
they will not move forward on this we're
talking about these boys lives here yes
no one's more aware of that than i then
stop substituting technicalities for
right and wrong
oh i know what you're gonna say i don't
get paid to do that
this is not about money these kids did
not steal to get money they got that if
their parents weren't so obsessed with
out of line their parents are very
concerned
about how they look period about how
it's going to affect their college
admission chances do i need to be
subjected to this every time i walk in
here i think you should be
you can't counter a lack of evidence by
simply insulting these things
that's good how are you gonna explain
why this orange kid do set or you think
we're not gonna find him
first of all there is no demonstrable
link between what you call the orange
kid
and austin doucet none second don't
harass this boy's father
he's a man of very deep pockets and he
will spare nothing in his son's defense
nothing gentlemen
you sense the weak link why do you say
that what's the first rule in
door-to-door sales
go up to the house with the no solicitor
sign they don't
trust themselves to resist get the
father in here
i know these are probably the last thing
you want to look at right now so um
i'll just leave them here in case you'll
look at them later
tell the bureau i'd really rather have
you help me paint the living room
this matters
gary
shouldn't be here laura really where
should i be gary
we're living together and you're just
gone what you've done with me because
you're married
how'd you find me what difference does
it make it makes a big difference i need
to know what is he some sort of cop or
something
yeah something like that
i don't even think i even know your name
do i
laura i have a lot of regrets in my life
you're not one of them okay you see that
house right there
that's my home i have two kids in there
and everything that i do bounces back on
them
well then tell them the truth
god don't your feelings count don't my
feelings count
do you see that woman standing in the
window
who
okay is dead and go to hell
you know who that is
that is the result of being undercover
for almost two years
but it's over and done with
he's
reintegrating now
get ready for it amanda
yeah every agent wants to do it but
uh no one's ever really ready for it
we keep this between us okay
yeah sure
special agent polanski my attorney
advised me against having this meeting
but i felt that hiding when i have
nothing to hide was a mistake
but your son and the other two boys are
guilty we all know that
and tell me howard is a good enough
attorney to buy you some time maybe
enough time to smuggle your boy out of
the country
there you were sitting right there i'd
do such a thing but this organization it
will not stop
until we have enough evidence to close
this case is there a point to this
meeting
other than peacock the point is that
your son and his friends believe that
they can have anything they want
any time they want it regardless of
whether anyone else gets hurt along the
way is your personal expert opinion or a
government-issued one my personal
opinion
my opinion is that you're a joke as a
parent you should have tried raising
something easier like like maybe a cat
that is enough out of you my attorney
was right
okay you bring the boy and we'll have
him deal with what he did and why we
bring him in
or prosecute him as an adult excuse me
mr ducette your son believes that jared
stein defines what is to be a man
and stein he thinks the word morals
means finding loopholes in a criminal
code is that what you want your son to
believe
or do you want him to believe that a man
is somebody who can face up to what he's
done
pay the price and move on
battle stations i'm beginning to feel
like uh what is it
suspect perpetrator fbi mel you knew
that
yeah that's about all i knew but i
didn't know that so
are you in love with this phil guy i
don't know you're not
engaged or anything olansky that's none
of your business
oh no john john
it's not handcuffs
i don't want to like it but i do
okay so here's what happens
you go home you see phil have you told
him about me yet
no better tell him and what is that
because in 28 days
i'm coming to denver for five days if
you want to see me
good if not i'm gonna say the whole five
days just in case you change your mind
deal
i can't keep this beautiful bracelet
sorry she's not making payments on it no
not yet
okay then now we ordered dinner
no wine no kiss goodnight no rules he'll
give you these instructions
is that your paper
maybe are you gonna answer it
maybe
so is it good news or bad i think
good although i wouldn't shake hands
with it
our son has decided to take
responsibility for his actions
right well we support him in his
decision
my wife he comes first
good agent dorado
adrian robinson they're going to help
you get through this
stuff doesn't come off easily does it
no it uh sure doesn't
well it will thanks
we'll have to read your rights first
austin and after that
you get to talk you have the right to
remain silent
anything you say can and will be used
against you in a court of law
you have the right to talk to a lawyer
and have a present with you while you've
been questioned
if you cannot afford to hire a lawyer
one will be appointed free of charge
hey
you know for a probationary agent that
was a pretty nice move with dassett's
father
wasn't a move
i my father died when i was a little boy
my older brother never got over it
maybe i didn't either but anyway see i
can spread a boy without a father
mile away
wow it's a funny thing
my old man was so hard on me there were
days i wish she was dead
the other days
well
he wasn't a very good father
yeah he was
you walking out yeah
i got