Bäst i test (2017–2022): Season 2, Episode 2 - Clara Henry gästar - full transcript
Bäst i test (English: Best in Test) is a Swedish comedy programme based on the British show Taskmaster (2015). It has been broadcast on SVT since spring 2017. The show features four fixed panellists per series, along with one guest per episode, who all compete in odd competitions, judged by Barbro 'Babben' Larsson and assisted by David Sundin.
That should be easy.
Yes!
Woo!
-Ouch!
-Idiocy!
Holy shit!
-Now I'm confused.
-Time’s up.
We are back with Bäst i Test,-
-where we find out who keeps
their brain intact under stress.
Here comes our panel!
-The energetic Erik Ekstrand!
-Oh oh oh! Look at me!
The magnificent Marika Carlsson!
The incredible Ola Forssmed!
The electrified Ellen Bergström!
This week's guest is the clear-headed
Clara Henry! [TV presenter, YouTuber]
Welcome.
Clara is new. It’s not Melodifestivalen,
but we hope it will do.
It's okay.
How do you think you stand?
I tend to think I'm smart,-
-but I felt stupid during
the tasks, so I don’t know.
-You’ll feel better afterwards.
-Wonderful.
Can you describe yourself
in one word? Ola?
-Eh ... Crunch time.
I have to find a word that ...
-Oh! That’s deep.
-How difficult is that? I’ll start.
Truth, I would say.
-Did I ask you to start?
-Babben ...
-Ola.
-Thanks!
Equitable.
-Marika?
-Idol.
Clara?
-Best.
-Erik?
-Godlike.
-Ellen?
-Angelic.
-Angelic?
-A little flattery might be required.
It’s an assessment contest,
and you can whip in some branches.
Talk about whip and catchy ...
Here is David Sundin!
-Thanks. Amazing fun to be here.
-So you think.
-What’s happening?
-Not much.
-I want to keep on time.
-What do you say then?
-Please?
-With fluttering eyelashes.
-Let's go.
-It’s time for tea.
-Is this a tea party?
-Yes.
-It smells good.
-Thanks.
Wet leaves.
"Throw a tea bag in a mug
from the farthest distance."
"You have 10 minutes."
-Can I put it anywhere I want?
-Yes.
Excuse me.
-Do you want your tea?
-No, take it.
-Yes!
-Precisely there.
Then we’ll go out.
Then I need a long ... stick.
This isn’t long.
It needs a string.
Can you move the mug here?
-Yes.
-Here?
-Yes.
1.50.
1.60.
Two meters.
-What air resistance it has!
-You’re at 2.80m now.
It never goes.
-Oh!
-2.20.
The cup is very small.
-You're back at 2.30.
-It doesn’t feel good.
-Come on!
-2.50.
I don’t know if this will work.
It's probably too heavy.
-30 seconds left.
-I wish had more time.
Learned from the ground up.
Can you go out here? Yes!
They fly so different.
Yes!
Yes!
-Measure that!
-Keep it.
-3.60.
-I’m satisfied.
Three, two, one, zero.
-No ...
-Good work.
-Time’s up.
- It’s landed in the cup.
It's quite exactly five meters.
Do you see? Five meters.
-So ...
-I’m proud, but not happy.
Then we'll see how it went.
Ellen ... Interesting solution,
but it was never in the mug.
Marika gets two points,
and Ola three points.
-Erik threw 4 meters.
-4 meters!
But Clara threw 5 meters
and gets five points.
-What do you win here?
-The series winner gets the Babben bust.
Then you can lift it over your head.
You can’t measure money.
This evening’s winner gets
the items from the next task.
They have brought things, and
Babben gives out points for them.
This week they brought along
their least used garment.
I want to see that.
What Erik never uses is
a headdress from South America.
A small T-shirt from Clara.
It only fits her cat.
Nice with dots that are colored.
Ellen chose a handsome "skirt".
Marika is good at baking
in a suit of gingerbread.
Ola had his mankini for not even a single
day. The only one who’s worn it is me.
-David, you sellout.
-Great pictures.
You can’t do anything wrong.
What did I just see?
-Have you never tried a mankini?
-No.
-Is your desire even less now?
-No, I got a tear in my eye.
Why didn’t I try that?
That's spotty, Ellen.
What times does it fit?
In the ’70s it would’ve
been nice, but not now.
-David fought in it.
The winner can give it to you.
-Erik, what were you thinking?
-I've got this one.
They lived in the jungle of Peru.
They chewed bark to survive.
They have rubbed the color
pigments out of your mouth.
I couldn’t say no. They have torn down
parrots from the trees.
I brought it home,
and the bag was full of ants.
I won’t give those to you.
-Clara, that one is small.
-Yes.
-Describe how you got it.
-I got gifts from my boyfriend.
In a package was a T-shirt
with the picture of me and my cat.
In the second package
was a T-shirt for my cat.
-Using your cat wearing a T-shirt?
-No.
-Does it talk about it?
-No, but I do.
-Isn’t that cat clothing?
-I wonder.
-Who’s the judge here?
-It’s you.
My cat is under 18,
so it's me who owns the shirt.
-It's not a nude cat?
-No, it has a lot of fur.
If you have a lot of fur, you don’t
want to have a thick body. Ask Erik.
-Marika, have you used that?
-Yes, on stage.
Because I'm from Ethiopia,
I always got gingerbread gum.
I wasn’t good at it. People said:
"You had to stay extra long in the oven."
"What, an oven?"
"Ah, you're so cute."
-So...
-Oh!
-No!
-So it was in the ’70s.
But it is rarely used.
I'm going to score.
I start with the bottom. Ellen ...
You can use that on the next date.
You get a point for it.
-Are you kidding?!
-All agree with Babben.
-Two points for that one.
-Thanks. I am very pleased.
Clara, the cat may have that one.
But your mankini gets five points.
It is completely unusable.
That could be a pair of
panties for a brown bear.
- But I'm confused.
- What’s it made of?
-Do not freeze, or?
-The Swedish summer is ...
-It keeps the stuff in place.
-Mobiles and keys?
-Can we see you in this?
-No.
-How are the scores?
-Let's see...
Erik has seven points,
and Ola has eight points.
Clara leads with nine points.
-Thanks!
-Yes yes...
-What happens now?
-There’s speed and fan and color.
-Oh!
-This I like.
- "Paint a portrait of Babben ..."
- "... on the canvas on the red carpet."
- "Do not touch the carpet."
- “You have 10 minutes."
Now this is smart!
Every night I paint a portrait
of this mysterious beauty.
But here you couldn’t touch the carpet.
Nice to have a little focus on me.
-Who will we see first?
-Ola, Marika and Erik.
-Babben ...
Think of distinctive features.
-Strong colors.
-She is a little reddish brown.
Graceful.
Can I try something?
-Yes.
See you.
I'll quickly catch her beauty.
"Sprout-painted Babben”.
It sounds like a lunch dish.
To paint Babben is like playing God.
No ... now.
She gets a face like a heart.
Hair like an angel.
Babben is very happy and fun.
We must have a big red mouth for her
to illustrate the joy she spreads.
-She has a flying chin.
-Yes, she's not famous for her chin.
-You add brushes.
-Yes, what should I do?
-Eyes?
-Sky blue.
That’s an eye.
The light redness
from a just drawn frenzy.
Five, four, three, two, one.
We’re done.
Time’s up.
It's my natural hand paint.
It was very nice. Very beautiful.
Thanks.
-Ola, do you remember the task like this?
-No.
-What do you remember?
-I had some pleasures.
-Yes...
-They grew up when I was satisfied.
-Ola had a task within the task.
-What?
He was supposed to smile at the camera
every 30 seconds with increased enthusiasm.
Didn’t you?
"Every 30 seconds you should look at the
camera and laugh with increased enthusiasm."
30 seconds.
30.
Yes!
-30.
-It's flying! Yes!
-Her mouth is red.
-30.
It’s red! Yes!
It didn’t go so good, but that
doesn’t matter because I love her!
-30.
-She has glasses! Sometimes!
-Now it's hard ...
-30.
But it works!
-30.
-I am satisfied!
-30.
-What? Already!?
-It looks like a Lennart Jirlow.
[Swedish painter] -30.
And Lennart ... Jirlow!
-30.
-You can hardly do ...
... better, but it goes!
-30.
-It's not black!
It is very colorful
with a little blue at the bottom!
Three, two, one, zero.
-30.
-In love!
Yes ... It took ...
Ola, you started hard.
So it was difficult to increase.
I was going to do the portrait quickly.
But I spent more time on-
-talking to you than paint paintings.
You have an interesting
interpretation of “smile".
The face wasn’t enough, in the end.
Why didn’t you start this way?
It would’ve been better.
You could have painted at the same time.
-You can laugh with your body? Look!
-Laugh.
-It was crazy madness.
-Yes.
A madness that crept on.
-No, I didn’t look real happy.
You get a bonus point,
because that was really good.
Tere you go. - Still about Ola, David.
I want to see more portraits.
Then we take a look at Clara and Ellen,
who had a different solution.
I’ll go look in the shed.
What’s she going to do?
Sure ...
Oh.
Okay. Babben ...
-How does Babben look?
-Like a goddess, sent from above.
-I have to see a picture.
-She is amazingly beautiful.
-She has a good move.
- Under the galoshes.
-Does she have an elongated face?
-Little bit ... the broader way.
As if you've laid on the
wrong side of your face.
-She has teeth.
-Yes, I remember her.
She will have a nose!
-Yes, she has.
- Ten seconds left.
- What?!
-That’s it.
-Clear?
-Three, two,
-Now, stop!
All ways are good, except the worse.
The contestants have their paintings.
- Show your goods, thanks.
-We would like to do that.
-We have Ellen.
-I don’t want to show.
-Come on.
There ... Yes, yes!
Ellen had some trouble
with scheduling.
The easel fell,
so it became a sad mouth.
I'm going to score this.
-Erik, I'll start with you.
-Why? Take another one.
I look like a muskox-
-and it gets you a whole one point.
-What are the dots?
-I'm not saying.
-Marika ...
-This is my pleasure.
You will be happy when you see it,
and that's a heart there.
Is it a heart?
-Heart in my mouth.
-It's not so, I feel.
-No, but...
I'm more like an equal,
but you get two healthy points.
-What have you done?
-We have Ola.
The heart-shaped face
made me melt.
I can overlook the
dystopian color scheme.
-You get three points, four in total.
-That's wonderful. Wonderful!
Then we have left Ellen and Clara.
-Everything, I like modern art.
-Wait before you score.
I have prepared a small clip
that you need to see.
-Oh, I touched it.
-Yes. It's been noted.
Why did I say that?
No, I touched it again!
I was attacked by it!
It attacked me.
A question...
Now that Ellen’s disqualified ...
-Do you want to give her points to someone else?
-No, not going to happen.
Ellen would have scored four
points, but she cheated.
Clara is the winner of five points!
Thanks! I am satisfied.
-What happens now?
-We go to the next task.
It’s time to throw water.
Good day.
-Do you have a little envelope?
-Yes.
- "Move the water to the red bucket."
- “You must not move the buckets.”
"Most water in 10 minutes wins."
-Where's the red bucket?
-Over there.
One would move the water,
but could not move the buckets.
- Who do you want to see?
- We go out hard, then we ask.
-Ola, Marika, Erik and Ellen.
-No!
Oh, okay...
Now, let's see ... I have a bag.
Why is there a hole in the bag?
So stupid!
This will never be tight.
-Think positive.
-So you say to children.
Can I bid something good?
- There's a hole in the bag!
- So unfortunate.
It's a hole in ... No, what a rascal!
Is there a hole in ...? No!
No!
Half the time has passed.
-No problem.
So! Here we go!
Now we're kidding!
I feel like a diesel engine.
Pretty good!
I will be serving staff.
-The water is over.
-So we say?
Clear!
-30 seconds left.
-I'm finished.
-So!
-Clear? Noted.
But what has Clara done?
-Ola touched the bucket.
-Yes, he moved it several times.
We’ll take a look.
Okay...
You must not move the buckets.
Yes, but ...
We have saved Clara’s effort.
Now we’ll see why.
Can I use the gear?
-Yes.
Can I use what I want?
How do you do the smoothest?
There should be a simple solution,
but I don’t see it.
- You can’t move it.
- Don’t mess it up.
How can that happen? "Move the
water to the red bucket."
"You must not move the buckets."
Can YOU do that?
- Is that allowed?
- I can’t move the buckets.
-Yes...
-But it says nothing about you.
-Can you carry a bucket?
-Yes, I can, absolutely.
It would be very nice.
-Where do you want it?
-You can take it by the handle.
Then ... we carry it away.
Simple.
Is it heavy?
-Not really.
-Here somewhere?
-Yes, exactly.
Can you pour the water in it?
-Here?
You may want to tip the bucket.
Wonderful! Neat.
-Why didn’t the rest of you use David?
-Our brains are limited.
That was brilliant!
-Would you be punished for me?
-Obviously!
-I only do as people say.
-It's terrific.
-How is the score awarded?
-Clara gets five points.
Erik four, Ellen three, Marika two,
and Ola gets zero points.
-How are the scores?
-Before we get to that,-
-there’s one more detail from the task.
Ola will read it, so that
it will be in order.
Sit down and read the letter.
"Move the water to the red bucket.
You must not move the buckets."
"Most water in 10 minutes wins."
-See the fine print at the bottom.
-I can’t read good enough.
-Let Clara read.
-Yes.
-Like this?
-No, it's worse than that.
-No...
-Read it now.
"Five-point deduction
if you eat any chocolate."
-There was chocolate there.
Do you like the chocolate, Ola?
No...
-Erik?
-No. I do not touch sweets.
Let’s take a look.
Chocolate! How nice.
Yes!
-Fair!
-Five points deduction for Clara.
-Oops!
-I have to lower myself to your level.
-There will be many minuses.
-We sum it up as follows:
You will not always be fond of chocolate.
- Now we look at the scores.
Erik and Ola are on split second place
with 12 points each.
Despite the shock, Clara leads
with 14 points.
Marika and Ellen are immediately
there underneath, you can say.
Fight on. You can win a feather
headdress and a small T-shirt.
We have reached the middle of the program,
and we will get to know our guest better.
It could’ve been a thorough interview,
but we’ve given it to David Sundin.
-Very good.
-Thanks thanks. Let's see...
-Clara ... Clara Henry.
-Yes.
-You have a first name.
-Yes.
-You have a first name again. Henry.
-Yes.
-Do you have a middle name?
-Yes, Susanna.
-A first name. too?
-Yes.
Then we’re up to three
first names. Okay.
-It’s time for "Clara Actual Henry"!
-Yes!
Clara, you have a letter under
the cushion you're sitting on.
-Read it.
-There it is!
-Read it out loud.
-Everything’s fine.
"Find five Henrys. Most wins.
You have 100 seconds."
Here’s a group of people.
Decide which are called Henry.
Can we get our people?
Here ...
You have blackboards in front of you.
You should write five numbers
on the board within 100 seconds.
-Can you ask questions?
-They won’t answer.
-How odd.
-Yes, you can think so.
Pick up the markers and prepare yourself.
Five of them are Henry.
Your time starts now.
You have 100 seconds
at your disposal.
-Donate the cheek!
What? I thought you meant me.
-Can they talk? -No.
-Can you touch them? -No.
-He feels like a Henry?
-I wanted to pick up a credential.
Half the time has passed.
Write down five numbers.
What a strong competition! It will be
enough to spread like a running fire.
-I know.
-One is ready.
-I'm Clara.
-Ten, nine, eight,-
-seven, six, five, four-
-three, two, one, zero!
Put away your markers.
We have some different suggestions.
Everyone managed to write five numbers.
I want to ask the people NOT
called Henry to turn around.
No! Stand still!
Then we have five people left.
Ola, keep up your sign.
Ola got three right.
Then we'll take Marika.
-Two right. I can help you.
-Thanks.
Unusually good, Ola.
-How many did Ola have?
-Three.
-Clara got three right.
-Nice.
-I expected more of you.
-Erik also has three right.
-But...!
-We have Ellen.
-Four.
-Oh!
-Yes!
-This was good for you.
-Clara, you had that extra easy.
Can I go and greet?
-Hi, Mom!
-No! What is this?
What are you doing here?
And what am I doing here?
We also have Thomas Petersson here [actor-
comedian], who is a guest in the final.
-He will compete here.
-David, you can go and hug him.
-I wrote Thomas.
-Yes, you did.
Then we thank our Henrys!
-David, we're moving on.
-Yes.
Now we will introduce a new character
on Bäst i Test. Say hi to the karate guy.
Hi. No.
I'll hit it if I win.
- "Find out his profession."
"You can only whisper.”
- "Use a dialect that is not yours."
- "He only answers yes or no."
- “The karate man always lies."
- "The one who solves the fastest wins.”
"Time begins when he hits the gong."
One had to find out his
profession, even though he lies.
-And whisper another dialect.
-Impossible!
-Who do we look at first?
-We’ll watch all five.
Remember: The karate man always lies.
Do you like to build?
Yes, then you do.
Are you an architect?
-Yes.
No? Now I’m really confused.
Have others in your family
kept up with it?
Do you work as a painter?
Am I close now? Or...?
-You work on a construction site?
-Yes.
Do you work at an office?
Painter in office, okay.
Do you work up in trees?
-No.
Are you an arborist?
-Yes.
Hell! That's a shame.
Are you a karate teacher?
-Yes.
Do you work to build?
-No.
Do you have any other kind of clients?
What is this? What are you doing?
You are up to work and work ...
Do you collect honey?
-Yes.
-Is that so?
Do you like your job?
Do you want to change jobs?
Are you good at the soul?
No, I understand.
Do you like confetti?
Are you a party planner?
Do you draw floors and windows?
-Yes.
Are you a parking guard?
-No.
Are you a yoga teacher?
-Yes.
Do you work outdoors?
Do you work as a gardener?
You’re a gardener.
Do you work as a parking guard?
Did you see one?
-No.
Are you a gardener?
-No.
You work as a gardener.
But you are!
Are you a pilot?
Are you a gardener?
-No.
Are you a farmer?
-Yes.
Are you a gardener?
-No.
-Are you?
-No.
Then I decide
that you are a gardener.
Thanks.
I give up. I can’t take it.
I'm completely destroyed.
Yes, goodbye.
Oh! I'm so damn angry!
- Did you know how long we sat?
- We will soon find out.
Marika, you didn’t take it first.
Then you guessed right.
- But you continued anyway.
- I couldn’t imagine the opposite.
I'm stressed and sweaty.
We don’t need to talk more about me.
Are you more on sight than hearing?
-And ... yes, partly.
I became so stressed that the brain
checked out. You noticed that.
-Was it difficult?
-Yes, very .
-Ola?
-Well...
Yes, this one was hard.
It was hardest with the dialect.
-Where was it most difficult?
-Whispering all the time.
-What were the times?
-Yes, Ellen gave up,-
-after 26 minutes and 58 seconds.
She didn’t solve it,
but she gets one point.
Clara cracked it in 14 minutes
and 42 seconds. Two points.
Ola, 5 minutes and 5 seconds.
Three points.
Then, only six seconds separate
fastest and second fastest.
That you have understood
that you are right?
-For guessing correctly.
-Okay.
I think that is good.
I totally agree.
There’s only six seconds
between best and second-best time.
So it’s between Erik and Marika.
The one who was fastest was ...
-Marika!
-Yes!
-Nice!
-Yes!
I was most corked of all,
but still I won!
-It looked bad, but went well.
-Yes.
-So we look at the scores?
-We have a split first place.
Clara and Erik have 19 points.
Ola has 18 points.
-What should we look at now?
-A bad task. Tele-silly.
-Hello.
-Hello.
Should I read the letter?
-Yes...?
-Is it just that ...? Scary!
"Choreograph a dance
for you and David."
"You're going to dance to a ringtone."
"Best dance wins.
You have 30 minutes."
We'll make a dance together!
It was about choreographing
a dance that we would perform,-
-in front of the green screen.
One had to choose a free ringtone.
-What should we start with?
Is there anyone who feels brave?
Is there anyone who wants to be first?
-It doesn’t matter.
Do you want to score, or?
-Absolutely. Take me.
Oh, you flew too!
-How did you do that?
-We practiced and practiced.
-How do you get up in the air?
-Easy.
-Wires.
-It was expensive.
Didn’t you get wet?
-No, not at all.
Who wants to go out after this?
-I’ll drive.
Clara will take us.
-It sat.
-As a smack!
-Who do we take next?
-Me.
Oh! Neat!
-Uh-oh!
-Good!
-Erik or Ola?
-If we're going to see mine ...
I'm outclassed by everyone.
Mine should be presented in a cultural
context so that you understand it.
-Explain afterwards.
-Okay, yes.
-Or later.
-Show the movie, then we'll talk.
It may not be ...
These are the final scenes
in "Butch Cassidy and Sundance Kid".
It’s very strong.
Now we take Ola’s.
It was nice.
It's hard to judge you.
You made great movies.
What should I do? There are two
which I have difficulty distinguishing.
Can I...?
Clearly I can, I decide.
I share two fives.
They go to Marika and Ellen!
-Yes!
-So it worked.
-Oh!
-I got a five! Thanks!
-Three points go to Clara!
-Yes!
Yours was more synchronized.
Then there will be two points
each to Ola and Erik.
-Yes...
-Good work.
-What are the scores?
-Stuff has happened.
Ola and Marika share third place
with 20 points each.
Erik has 21 points,
and Clara leads with 22 points.
-Ellen, you're fourth.
-Yes.
You can win your spotty shirt
and the nice mankini.
Everything can happen and everything
can turn around in the final.
We are going to play
"Tipi, tipi, tipi".
“Ellen, will you read the task?”
-Sure.
"Enter the tipi. Change into the
animal suit. The tipi cannot be moved."
"The fastest one out in the suit
to make their animal’s sound, wins."
"Time begins with David's signal."
Do you have any questions, Erik?
-All the tipis are just as big ...
-It's a standard size, yes.
Lucky me.
What can’t you do?
-Tipis must not break.
-You take your bag ...
-First I'll dress a tipi.
Then I'll put on an animal suit.
Well ...
You take your bag and enter
the tent from the back.
You wear the costume.
All parts should be in the right place.
Then you will come back here
and make your animal’s sound.
-The best wins.
-It was what I read.
Apologies for the double information.
There is clearly no question.
Your time starts now!
No! What is this for cheating?
-In the tipi!
-Now, the pins start ...
-Let’s see.
-In the tipin.
Everyone is now in their tipi.
Shoes are flying out.
Should I be Roger Pontare?
[Swedish musician]
Is it just a leg?
-Clara’s dress is off.
-What shit is this ?!
-Interesting.
-Oh, come on with the butt in
the tipi. There, yes. -Here we go!
ROAR
Ellen is done!
Nice, Ellen.
That's enough. Here comes Clara.
Can I hear?
ROAR
-What are you?
-A bear. No, a dog. Woof!
Here he comes! With your hands!
They’re difficult. Can I hear?
ROAR
Here comes Marika! Can we hear?
ROAR
Quack, quack!
-Quack, quack!
-Yes.
Thanks. Come and sit down,
then we’ll put this together.
Now it's really exciting.
How has it gone?
Ellen scored five points
and is up to 20 points.
On shared third place we have
Marika and Erik with 22 points.
-No!
-We have Ola and Clara left.
Ola got three points,
and Clara got four points.
Clara has a total of 26 points.
She wins! Oh oh oh!
-Wow! Congratulations!
-Thanks!
-You will get prizes.
-Hurrah, a mankini!
What have we learned? Yes, that a
mankini is a fantastic shelf heater.
You always have to read the fine print,
and the karate man always lies.
We are back next week.
That is absolutely true. Bye!
Original Swedish text:Helena Lagerholm
BTI Studios for SVT
Yes!
Woo!
-Ouch!
-Idiocy!
Holy shit!
-Now I'm confused.
-Time’s up.
We are back with Bäst i Test,-
-where we find out who keeps
their brain intact under stress.
Here comes our panel!
-The energetic Erik Ekstrand!
-Oh oh oh! Look at me!
The magnificent Marika Carlsson!
The incredible Ola Forssmed!
The electrified Ellen Bergström!
This week's guest is the clear-headed
Clara Henry! [TV presenter, YouTuber]
Welcome.
Clara is new. It’s not Melodifestivalen,
but we hope it will do.
It's okay.
How do you think you stand?
I tend to think I'm smart,-
-but I felt stupid during
the tasks, so I don’t know.
-You’ll feel better afterwards.
-Wonderful.
Can you describe yourself
in one word? Ola?
-Eh ... Crunch time.
I have to find a word that ...
-Oh! That’s deep.
-How difficult is that? I’ll start.
Truth, I would say.
-Did I ask you to start?
-Babben ...
-Ola.
-Thanks!
Equitable.
-Marika?
-Idol.
Clara?
-Best.
-Erik?
-Godlike.
-Ellen?
-Angelic.
-Angelic?
-A little flattery might be required.
It’s an assessment contest,
and you can whip in some branches.
Talk about whip and catchy ...
Here is David Sundin!
-Thanks. Amazing fun to be here.
-So you think.
-What’s happening?
-Not much.
-I want to keep on time.
-What do you say then?
-Please?
-With fluttering eyelashes.
-Let's go.
-It’s time for tea.
-Is this a tea party?
-Yes.
-It smells good.
-Thanks.
Wet leaves.
"Throw a tea bag in a mug
from the farthest distance."
"You have 10 minutes."
-Can I put it anywhere I want?
-Yes.
Excuse me.
-Do you want your tea?
-No, take it.
-Yes!
-Precisely there.
Then we’ll go out.
Then I need a long ... stick.
This isn’t long.
It needs a string.
Can you move the mug here?
-Yes.
-Here?
-Yes.
1.50.
1.60.
Two meters.
-What air resistance it has!
-You’re at 2.80m now.
It never goes.
-Oh!
-2.20.
The cup is very small.
-You're back at 2.30.
-It doesn’t feel good.
-Come on!
-2.50.
I don’t know if this will work.
It's probably too heavy.
-30 seconds left.
-I wish had more time.
Learned from the ground up.
Can you go out here? Yes!
They fly so different.
Yes!
Yes!
-Measure that!
-Keep it.
-3.60.
-I’m satisfied.
Three, two, one, zero.
-No ...
-Good work.
-Time’s up.
- It’s landed in the cup.
It's quite exactly five meters.
Do you see? Five meters.
-So ...
-I’m proud, but not happy.
Then we'll see how it went.
Ellen ... Interesting solution,
but it was never in the mug.
Marika gets two points,
and Ola three points.
-Erik threw 4 meters.
-4 meters!
But Clara threw 5 meters
and gets five points.
-What do you win here?
-The series winner gets the Babben bust.
Then you can lift it over your head.
You can’t measure money.
This evening’s winner gets
the items from the next task.
They have brought things, and
Babben gives out points for them.
This week they brought along
their least used garment.
I want to see that.
What Erik never uses is
a headdress from South America.
A small T-shirt from Clara.
It only fits her cat.
Nice with dots that are colored.
Ellen chose a handsome "skirt".
Marika is good at baking
in a suit of gingerbread.
Ola had his mankini for not even a single
day. The only one who’s worn it is me.
-David, you sellout.
-Great pictures.
You can’t do anything wrong.
What did I just see?
-Have you never tried a mankini?
-No.
-Is your desire even less now?
-No, I got a tear in my eye.
Why didn’t I try that?
That's spotty, Ellen.
What times does it fit?
In the ’70s it would’ve
been nice, but not now.
-David fought in it.
The winner can give it to you.
-Erik, what were you thinking?
-I've got this one.
They lived in the jungle of Peru.
They chewed bark to survive.
They have rubbed the color
pigments out of your mouth.
I couldn’t say no. They have torn down
parrots from the trees.
I brought it home,
and the bag was full of ants.
I won’t give those to you.
-Clara, that one is small.
-Yes.
-Describe how you got it.
-I got gifts from my boyfriend.
In a package was a T-shirt
with the picture of me and my cat.
In the second package
was a T-shirt for my cat.
-Using your cat wearing a T-shirt?
-No.
-Does it talk about it?
-No, but I do.
-Isn’t that cat clothing?
-I wonder.
-Who’s the judge here?
-It’s you.
My cat is under 18,
so it's me who owns the shirt.
-It's not a nude cat?
-No, it has a lot of fur.
If you have a lot of fur, you don’t
want to have a thick body. Ask Erik.
-Marika, have you used that?
-Yes, on stage.
Because I'm from Ethiopia,
I always got gingerbread gum.
I wasn’t good at it. People said:
"You had to stay extra long in the oven."
"What, an oven?"
"Ah, you're so cute."
-So...
-Oh!
-No!
-So it was in the ’70s.
But it is rarely used.
I'm going to score.
I start with the bottom. Ellen ...
You can use that on the next date.
You get a point for it.
-Are you kidding?!
-All agree with Babben.
-Two points for that one.
-Thanks. I am very pleased.
Clara, the cat may have that one.
But your mankini gets five points.
It is completely unusable.
That could be a pair of
panties for a brown bear.
- But I'm confused.
- What’s it made of?
-Do not freeze, or?
-The Swedish summer is ...
-It keeps the stuff in place.
-Mobiles and keys?
-Can we see you in this?
-No.
-How are the scores?
-Let's see...
Erik has seven points,
and Ola has eight points.
Clara leads with nine points.
-Thanks!
-Yes yes...
-What happens now?
-There’s speed and fan and color.
-Oh!
-This I like.
- "Paint a portrait of Babben ..."
- "... on the canvas on the red carpet."
- "Do not touch the carpet."
- “You have 10 minutes."
Now this is smart!
Every night I paint a portrait
of this mysterious beauty.
But here you couldn’t touch the carpet.
Nice to have a little focus on me.
-Who will we see first?
-Ola, Marika and Erik.
-Babben ...
Think of distinctive features.
-Strong colors.
-She is a little reddish brown.
Graceful.
Can I try something?
-Yes.
See you.
I'll quickly catch her beauty.
"Sprout-painted Babben”.
It sounds like a lunch dish.
To paint Babben is like playing God.
No ... now.
She gets a face like a heart.
Hair like an angel.
Babben is very happy and fun.
We must have a big red mouth for her
to illustrate the joy she spreads.
-She has a flying chin.
-Yes, she's not famous for her chin.
-You add brushes.
-Yes, what should I do?
-Eyes?
-Sky blue.
That’s an eye.
The light redness
from a just drawn frenzy.
Five, four, three, two, one.
We’re done.
Time’s up.
It's my natural hand paint.
It was very nice. Very beautiful.
Thanks.
-Ola, do you remember the task like this?
-No.
-What do you remember?
-I had some pleasures.
-Yes...
-They grew up when I was satisfied.
-Ola had a task within the task.
-What?
He was supposed to smile at the camera
every 30 seconds with increased enthusiasm.
Didn’t you?
"Every 30 seconds you should look at the
camera and laugh with increased enthusiasm."
30 seconds.
30.
Yes!
-30.
-It's flying! Yes!
-Her mouth is red.
-30.
It’s red! Yes!
It didn’t go so good, but that
doesn’t matter because I love her!
-30.
-She has glasses! Sometimes!
-Now it's hard ...
-30.
But it works!
-30.
-I am satisfied!
-30.
-What? Already!?
-It looks like a Lennart Jirlow.
[Swedish painter] -30.
And Lennart ... Jirlow!
-30.
-You can hardly do ...
... better, but it goes!
-30.
-It's not black!
It is very colorful
with a little blue at the bottom!
Three, two, one, zero.
-30.
-In love!
Yes ... It took ...
Ola, you started hard.
So it was difficult to increase.
I was going to do the portrait quickly.
But I spent more time on-
-talking to you than paint paintings.
You have an interesting
interpretation of “smile".
The face wasn’t enough, in the end.
Why didn’t you start this way?
It would’ve been better.
You could have painted at the same time.
-You can laugh with your body? Look!
-Laugh.
-It was crazy madness.
-Yes.
A madness that crept on.
-No, I didn’t look real happy.
You get a bonus point,
because that was really good.
Tere you go. - Still about Ola, David.
I want to see more portraits.
Then we take a look at Clara and Ellen,
who had a different solution.
I’ll go look in the shed.
What’s she going to do?
Sure ...
Oh.
Okay. Babben ...
-How does Babben look?
-Like a goddess, sent from above.
-I have to see a picture.
-She is amazingly beautiful.
-She has a good move.
- Under the galoshes.
-Does she have an elongated face?
-Little bit ... the broader way.
As if you've laid on the
wrong side of your face.
-She has teeth.
-Yes, I remember her.
She will have a nose!
-Yes, she has.
- Ten seconds left.
- What?!
-That’s it.
-Clear?
-Three, two,
-Now, stop!
All ways are good, except the worse.
The contestants have their paintings.
- Show your goods, thanks.
-We would like to do that.
-We have Ellen.
-I don’t want to show.
-Come on.
There ... Yes, yes!
Ellen had some trouble
with scheduling.
The easel fell,
so it became a sad mouth.
I'm going to score this.
-Erik, I'll start with you.
-Why? Take another one.
I look like a muskox-
-and it gets you a whole one point.
-What are the dots?
-I'm not saying.
-Marika ...
-This is my pleasure.
You will be happy when you see it,
and that's a heart there.
Is it a heart?
-Heart in my mouth.
-It's not so, I feel.
-No, but...
I'm more like an equal,
but you get two healthy points.
-What have you done?
-We have Ola.
The heart-shaped face
made me melt.
I can overlook the
dystopian color scheme.
-You get three points, four in total.
-That's wonderful. Wonderful!
Then we have left Ellen and Clara.
-Everything, I like modern art.
-Wait before you score.
I have prepared a small clip
that you need to see.
-Oh, I touched it.
-Yes. It's been noted.
Why did I say that?
No, I touched it again!
I was attacked by it!
It attacked me.
A question...
Now that Ellen’s disqualified ...
-Do you want to give her points to someone else?
-No, not going to happen.
Ellen would have scored four
points, but she cheated.
Clara is the winner of five points!
Thanks! I am satisfied.
-What happens now?
-We go to the next task.
It’s time to throw water.
Good day.
-Do you have a little envelope?
-Yes.
- "Move the water to the red bucket."
- “You must not move the buckets.”
"Most water in 10 minutes wins."
-Where's the red bucket?
-Over there.
One would move the water,
but could not move the buckets.
- Who do you want to see?
- We go out hard, then we ask.
-Ola, Marika, Erik and Ellen.
-No!
Oh, okay...
Now, let's see ... I have a bag.
Why is there a hole in the bag?
So stupid!
This will never be tight.
-Think positive.
-So you say to children.
Can I bid something good?
- There's a hole in the bag!
- So unfortunate.
It's a hole in ... No, what a rascal!
Is there a hole in ...? No!
No!
Half the time has passed.
-No problem.
So! Here we go!
Now we're kidding!
I feel like a diesel engine.
Pretty good!
I will be serving staff.
-The water is over.
-So we say?
Clear!
-30 seconds left.
-I'm finished.
-So!
-Clear? Noted.
But what has Clara done?
-Ola touched the bucket.
-Yes, he moved it several times.
We’ll take a look.
Okay...
You must not move the buckets.
Yes, but ...
We have saved Clara’s effort.
Now we’ll see why.
Can I use the gear?
-Yes.
Can I use what I want?
How do you do the smoothest?
There should be a simple solution,
but I don’t see it.
- You can’t move it.
- Don’t mess it up.
How can that happen? "Move the
water to the red bucket."
"You must not move the buckets."
Can YOU do that?
- Is that allowed?
- I can’t move the buckets.
-Yes...
-But it says nothing about you.
-Can you carry a bucket?
-Yes, I can, absolutely.
It would be very nice.
-Where do you want it?
-You can take it by the handle.
Then ... we carry it away.
Simple.
Is it heavy?
-Not really.
-Here somewhere?
-Yes, exactly.
Can you pour the water in it?
-Here?
You may want to tip the bucket.
Wonderful! Neat.
-Why didn’t the rest of you use David?
-Our brains are limited.
That was brilliant!
-Would you be punished for me?
-Obviously!
-I only do as people say.
-It's terrific.
-How is the score awarded?
-Clara gets five points.
Erik four, Ellen three, Marika two,
and Ola gets zero points.
-How are the scores?
-Before we get to that,-
-there’s one more detail from the task.
Ola will read it, so that
it will be in order.
Sit down and read the letter.
"Move the water to the red bucket.
You must not move the buckets."
"Most water in 10 minutes wins."
-See the fine print at the bottom.
-I can’t read good enough.
-Let Clara read.
-Yes.
-Like this?
-No, it's worse than that.
-No...
-Read it now.
"Five-point deduction
if you eat any chocolate."
-There was chocolate there.
Do you like the chocolate, Ola?
No...
-Erik?
-No. I do not touch sweets.
Let’s take a look.
Chocolate! How nice.
Yes!
-Fair!
-Five points deduction for Clara.
-Oops!
-I have to lower myself to your level.
-There will be many minuses.
-We sum it up as follows:
You will not always be fond of chocolate.
- Now we look at the scores.
Erik and Ola are on split second place
with 12 points each.
Despite the shock, Clara leads
with 14 points.
Marika and Ellen are immediately
there underneath, you can say.
Fight on. You can win a feather
headdress and a small T-shirt.
We have reached the middle of the program,
and we will get to know our guest better.
It could’ve been a thorough interview,
but we’ve given it to David Sundin.
-Very good.
-Thanks thanks. Let's see...
-Clara ... Clara Henry.
-Yes.
-You have a first name.
-Yes.
-You have a first name again. Henry.
-Yes.
-Do you have a middle name?
-Yes, Susanna.
-A first name. too?
-Yes.
Then we’re up to three
first names. Okay.
-It’s time for "Clara Actual Henry"!
-Yes!
Clara, you have a letter under
the cushion you're sitting on.
-Read it.
-There it is!
-Read it out loud.
-Everything’s fine.
"Find five Henrys. Most wins.
You have 100 seconds."
Here’s a group of people.
Decide which are called Henry.
Can we get our people?
Here ...
You have blackboards in front of you.
You should write five numbers
on the board within 100 seconds.
-Can you ask questions?
-They won’t answer.
-How odd.
-Yes, you can think so.
Pick up the markers and prepare yourself.
Five of them are Henry.
Your time starts now.
You have 100 seconds
at your disposal.
-Donate the cheek!
What? I thought you meant me.
-Can they talk? -No.
-Can you touch them? -No.
-He feels like a Henry?
-I wanted to pick up a credential.
Half the time has passed.
Write down five numbers.
What a strong competition! It will be
enough to spread like a running fire.
-I know.
-One is ready.
-I'm Clara.
-Ten, nine, eight,-
-seven, six, five, four-
-three, two, one, zero!
Put away your markers.
We have some different suggestions.
Everyone managed to write five numbers.
I want to ask the people NOT
called Henry to turn around.
No! Stand still!
Then we have five people left.
Ola, keep up your sign.
Ola got three right.
Then we'll take Marika.
-Two right. I can help you.
-Thanks.
Unusually good, Ola.
-How many did Ola have?
-Three.
-Clara got three right.
-Nice.
-I expected more of you.
-Erik also has three right.
-But...!
-We have Ellen.
-Four.
-Oh!
-Yes!
-This was good for you.
-Clara, you had that extra easy.
Can I go and greet?
-Hi, Mom!
-No! What is this?
What are you doing here?
And what am I doing here?
We also have Thomas Petersson here [actor-
comedian], who is a guest in the final.
-He will compete here.
-David, you can go and hug him.
-I wrote Thomas.
-Yes, you did.
Then we thank our Henrys!
-David, we're moving on.
-Yes.
Now we will introduce a new character
on Bäst i Test. Say hi to the karate guy.
Hi. No.
I'll hit it if I win.
- "Find out his profession."
"You can only whisper.”
- "Use a dialect that is not yours."
- "He only answers yes or no."
- “The karate man always lies."
- "The one who solves the fastest wins.”
"Time begins when he hits the gong."
One had to find out his
profession, even though he lies.
-And whisper another dialect.
-Impossible!
-Who do we look at first?
-We’ll watch all five.
Remember: The karate man always lies.
Do you like to build?
Yes, then you do.
Are you an architect?
-Yes.
No? Now I’m really confused.
Have others in your family
kept up with it?
Do you work as a painter?
Am I close now? Or...?
-You work on a construction site?
-Yes.
Do you work at an office?
Painter in office, okay.
Do you work up in trees?
-No.
Are you an arborist?
-Yes.
Hell! That's a shame.
Are you a karate teacher?
-Yes.
Do you work to build?
-No.
Do you have any other kind of clients?
What is this? What are you doing?
You are up to work and work ...
Do you collect honey?
-Yes.
-Is that so?
Do you like your job?
Do you want to change jobs?
Are you good at the soul?
No, I understand.
Do you like confetti?
Are you a party planner?
Do you draw floors and windows?
-Yes.
Are you a parking guard?
-No.
Are you a yoga teacher?
-Yes.
Do you work outdoors?
Do you work as a gardener?
You’re a gardener.
Do you work as a parking guard?
Did you see one?
-No.
Are you a gardener?
-No.
You work as a gardener.
But you are!
Are you a pilot?
Are you a gardener?
-No.
Are you a farmer?
-Yes.
Are you a gardener?
-No.
-Are you?
-No.
Then I decide
that you are a gardener.
Thanks.
I give up. I can’t take it.
I'm completely destroyed.
Yes, goodbye.
Oh! I'm so damn angry!
- Did you know how long we sat?
- We will soon find out.
Marika, you didn’t take it first.
Then you guessed right.
- But you continued anyway.
- I couldn’t imagine the opposite.
I'm stressed and sweaty.
We don’t need to talk more about me.
Are you more on sight than hearing?
-And ... yes, partly.
I became so stressed that the brain
checked out. You noticed that.
-Was it difficult?
-Yes, very .
-Ola?
-Well...
Yes, this one was hard.
It was hardest with the dialect.
-Where was it most difficult?
-Whispering all the time.
-What were the times?
-Yes, Ellen gave up,-
-after 26 minutes and 58 seconds.
She didn’t solve it,
but she gets one point.
Clara cracked it in 14 minutes
and 42 seconds. Two points.
Ola, 5 minutes and 5 seconds.
Three points.
Then, only six seconds separate
fastest and second fastest.
That you have understood
that you are right?
-For guessing correctly.
-Okay.
I think that is good.
I totally agree.
There’s only six seconds
between best and second-best time.
So it’s between Erik and Marika.
The one who was fastest was ...
-Marika!
-Yes!
-Nice!
-Yes!
I was most corked of all,
but still I won!
-It looked bad, but went well.
-Yes.
-So we look at the scores?
-We have a split first place.
Clara and Erik have 19 points.
Ola has 18 points.
-What should we look at now?
-A bad task. Tele-silly.
-Hello.
-Hello.
Should I read the letter?
-Yes...?
-Is it just that ...? Scary!
"Choreograph a dance
for you and David."
"You're going to dance to a ringtone."
"Best dance wins.
You have 30 minutes."
We'll make a dance together!
It was about choreographing
a dance that we would perform,-
-in front of the green screen.
One had to choose a free ringtone.
-What should we start with?
Is there anyone who feels brave?
Is there anyone who wants to be first?
-It doesn’t matter.
Do you want to score, or?
-Absolutely. Take me.
Oh, you flew too!
-How did you do that?
-We practiced and practiced.
-How do you get up in the air?
-Easy.
-Wires.
-It was expensive.
Didn’t you get wet?
-No, not at all.
Who wants to go out after this?
-I’ll drive.
Clara will take us.
-It sat.
-As a smack!
-Who do we take next?
-Me.
Oh! Neat!
-Uh-oh!
-Good!
-Erik or Ola?
-If we're going to see mine ...
I'm outclassed by everyone.
Mine should be presented in a cultural
context so that you understand it.
-Explain afterwards.
-Okay, yes.
-Or later.
-Show the movie, then we'll talk.
It may not be ...
These are the final scenes
in "Butch Cassidy and Sundance Kid".
It’s very strong.
Now we take Ola’s.
It was nice.
It's hard to judge you.
You made great movies.
What should I do? There are two
which I have difficulty distinguishing.
Can I...?
Clearly I can, I decide.
I share two fives.
They go to Marika and Ellen!
-Yes!
-So it worked.
-Oh!
-I got a five! Thanks!
-Three points go to Clara!
-Yes!
Yours was more synchronized.
Then there will be two points
each to Ola and Erik.
-Yes...
-Good work.
-What are the scores?
-Stuff has happened.
Ola and Marika share third place
with 20 points each.
Erik has 21 points,
and Clara leads with 22 points.
-Ellen, you're fourth.
-Yes.
You can win your spotty shirt
and the nice mankini.
Everything can happen and everything
can turn around in the final.
We are going to play
"Tipi, tipi, tipi".
“Ellen, will you read the task?”
-Sure.
"Enter the tipi. Change into the
animal suit. The tipi cannot be moved."
"The fastest one out in the suit
to make their animal’s sound, wins."
"Time begins with David's signal."
Do you have any questions, Erik?
-All the tipis are just as big ...
-It's a standard size, yes.
Lucky me.
What can’t you do?
-Tipis must not break.
-You take your bag ...
-First I'll dress a tipi.
Then I'll put on an animal suit.
Well ...
You take your bag and enter
the tent from the back.
You wear the costume.
All parts should be in the right place.
Then you will come back here
and make your animal’s sound.
-The best wins.
-It was what I read.
Apologies for the double information.
There is clearly no question.
Your time starts now!
No! What is this for cheating?
-In the tipi!
-Now, the pins start ...
-Let’s see.
-In the tipin.
Everyone is now in their tipi.
Shoes are flying out.
Should I be Roger Pontare?
[Swedish musician]
Is it just a leg?
-Clara’s dress is off.
-What shit is this ?!
-Interesting.
-Oh, come on with the butt in
the tipi. There, yes. -Here we go!
ROAR
Ellen is done!
Nice, Ellen.
That's enough. Here comes Clara.
Can I hear?
ROAR
-What are you?
-A bear. No, a dog. Woof!
Here he comes! With your hands!
They’re difficult. Can I hear?
ROAR
Here comes Marika! Can we hear?
ROAR
Quack, quack!
-Quack, quack!
-Yes.
Thanks. Come and sit down,
then we’ll put this together.
Now it's really exciting.
How has it gone?
Ellen scored five points
and is up to 20 points.
On shared third place we have
Marika and Erik with 22 points.
-No!
-We have Ola and Clara left.
Ola got three points,
and Clara got four points.
Clara has a total of 26 points.
She wins! Oh oh oh!
-Wow! Congratulations!
-Thanks!
-You will get prizes.
-Hurrah, a mankini!
What have we learned? Yes, that a
mankini is a fantastic shelf heater.
You always have to read the fine print,
and the karate man always lies.
We are back next week.
That is absolutely true. Bye!
Original Swedish text:Helena Lagerholm
BTI Studios for SVT