Bluey (2018–…): Season 2, Episode 30 - Library - full transcript
When Muffin is told that she is special by her Dad, she interprets it as an excuse to do anything she wants, which means playing Bluey and Bingo's game of Library her way.
(HAPPY SONG)
♪ Mum!
♪ Dad!
♪ Bingo!
♪ Bluey! ♪
So that's why I'm going to write
a letter to the Toilet Fairy.
Well, that's the only way
things'll change.
Orange light, Dad.
Whoop!
Dad! You drove through
an orange light!
Uh, yeah, I did.
Didn't you see it?
Yeah, I saw it.
But orange light means
slow down and stop.
Why didn't you slow down and stop?
Ah, well, this was a special case.
Oh. OK, Dad.
Are you special?
Well, a little.
Am I special?
Muffy, you're the most special kid
in the whole world.
Ooh! Interesting.
MUFFIN: Open the door!
OK, OK, coming.
Hello.
Hi, Muffin.
Ooh, wipe your feet
on the towel, honey. It's a bit...
I don't have to, Aunt Chilli.
I'm special.
OK.
Hey, Chilli Dog.
Stripe.
Bit muddy out there.
This episode of Bluey
is called Library.
Hi, Bluey. Hi, Bingo.
BOTH: Hi, Muffin.
What are you playing?
We're playing Library.
I'm the library lady.
This is my desk.
I've got a stamp...
and a computer.
And this is the book dooter,
where you get your books out.
And this is where you
return those books.
Oh.
This is a sign to say,
"No talking loud."
Uh, that's it.
Oh, wait. These are the books.
(LOUDLY) Wow!
Shh!
Can I play?
Sure, let's get you a library card.
OK!
Shh!
I'll just take your picture.
Look into this and smile.
Click!
Excellent.
Just waiting for it to be ready.
There you go.
I want a pink one!
Shh!
(WHISPERS) Library cards are orange.
But I want a pink one!
OK, I'll do a pink one.
Feel free to choose some books.
Just remember to keep quiet.
OK!
Ooh.
(SHOUTS) Books!
BIKE: Cat Squad is here!
Cat Squad is here!
Cat Squad!
Muffin, shush!
Fear not, we are here
for your purr-tection.
Miaow!
Muffin!
Brum!
You can't ride the Cat Squad bike
in the library.
Yes, I can!
(HONKS HORN)
Stop it! Cut it out!
(TURNS OFF BIKE)
Hey!
I'm sorry, library customer.
Here's your library card, Muffin.
Ooh, pink.
Yes, it's pink.
Now, you can borrow
any books you want.
Ooh!
I want pop-up book!
Argh! No!
Muffin! You can't have that one.
But, you know...
Dad!
Yes, Muffy?
Bluey isn't letting me play Library.
Oh.
Bluey!
Yes, Mum?
Can you include Muffin
in your game, please?
We are, but she's
not playing properly.
Well, everyone has their
own way of playing, Bluey.
Just let Muffin play
how she wants, OK, honey?
OK.
Here you go.
Hooray! Rarr!
Doot!
So, Muffin...
Doot!
..to borrow books,
doot the corner like that.
OK.
The library rules are...
..you can doot three books out
at a time.
Argh!
Rah! Rah!
Uh, Muffin, that's too many books.
Rah!
I can play however I want.
Da-da-da, da-da-da.
Oh, yes, I forgot.
OK, children,
welcome to Toddler Time.
(QUIETLY) Yay.
Now, there aren't any books left
because Muffin has borrowed them all.
(SHOUTS) Zebras are stripy!
But I did find this one
in Dad's office,
but it doesn't have any pictures.
(DISAPPOINTED) Oh!
"Once upon a time,
there was some words..."
(PUSHES MIAOW BUTTON ON BOOK
REPEATEDLY)
Cat!
"And then there was some more words."
(PUSHES TRUMPET BUTTON ON BOOK)
Elephant!
Shh!
Lion hungry!
(PUSHES ROAR BUTTON)
Ah!
Poppy!
(SIGHS) I'm sorry, children,
but she's allowed to do that.
Attention, library customers,
your books are due back now.
Please put them in
the book mouth thing. Thank you!
You too, Muffin.
No, I'm keeping them.
You can't keep library books,
Muffin.
If you don't return them,
other people can't borrow them.
Everyone else has to return them,
but I get to keep them.
Why do you get to keep them?
'Cause I am the most special kid
in the world.
(BOOK PLAYS
THE ANTS GO MARCHING ONE BY ONE)
That's it!
You can be noisy,
you can borrow all the books,
you can even eat toddlers,
but you have to return your books.
Otherwise, you're not
playing library properly.
(BOOK PLAYS
THE ANTS GO MARCHING ONE BY ONE)
A couple weeks later
and it's still there.
What's up, gang?
Muffin's not playing properly.
Bluey, we spoke about this.
Muffin can play how she wants.
But we're playing Library
and she won't return her books.
She said she doesn't have
to follow the library rules.
Oh.
Did she say why?
She says 'cause she's
the most special kid in the world.
Oh. Oh, OK.
I'll be right back.
Hey, Muffy.
(ANNOYED) Hey!
You know how I said you're the most
special kid in the world?
Yes.
Well...you're not.
Oh.
I mean, you are to me and your mum.
We love you more than anything.
But you're probably not special
to everyone else.
Oh, OK.
So you have to follow
the same rules as everyone, OK?
OK, Dad.
Thanks, kiddo.
Bluey, guess what?
What?
I'm not special anymore.
BLUEY AND BINGO: Hooray!
Can we play library again?
I promise I'll return my books.
BOTH: Yeah!
Ooh!
Shh!
The end.
BINGO AND MUFFIN: Yay!
(BOOK MAKES ANIMAL NOISES)
You have a good time
with the cousins, Muffy?
Yeah, I did.
Great.
Can we play
Library when we get home?
Sounds good.
Whoop, orange light. Better stop.
Good one, Dad.
Thanks, princess.
♪ Cat Squad!
♪ Cat Squad!
♪ Cat Squad!
Captions by Red Bee Media
Copyright Australian Broadcasting
Corporation
♪ Cat Squad! ♪
♪ Mum!
♪ Dad!
♪ Bingo!
♪ Bluey! ♪
So that's why I'm going to write
a letter to the Toilet Fairy.
Well, that's the only way
things'll change.
Orange light, Dad.
Whoop!
Dad! You drove through
an orange light!
Uh, yeah, I did.
Didn't you see it?
Yeah, I saw it.
But orange light means
slow down and stop.
Why didn't you slow down and stop?
Ah, well, this was a special case.
Oh. OK, Dad.
Are you special?
Well, a little.
Am I special?
Muffy, you're the most special kid
in the whole world.
Ooh! Interesting.
MUFFIN: Open the door!
OK, OK, coming.
Hello.
Hi, Muffin.
Ooh, wipe your feet
on the towel, honey. It's a bit...
I don't have to, Aunt Chilli.
I'm special.
OK.
Hey, Chilli Dog.
Stripe.
Bit muddy out there.
This episode of Bluey
is called Library.
Hi, Bluey. Hi, Bingo.
BOTH: Hi, Muffin.
What are you playing?
We're playing Library.
I'm the library lady.
This is my desk.
I've got a stamp...
and a computer.
And this is the book dooter,
where you get your books out.
And this is where you
return those books.
Oh.
This is a sign to say,
"No talking loud."
Uh, that's it.
Oh, wait. These are the books.
(LOUDLY) Wow!
Shh!
Can I play?
Sure, let's get you a library card.
OK!
Shh!
I'll just take your picture.
Look into this and smile.
Click!
Excellent.
Just waiting for it to be ready.
There you go.
I want a pink one!
Shh!
(WHISPERS) Library cards are orange.
But I want a pink one!
OK, I'll do a pink one.
Feel free to choose some books.
Just remember to keep quiet.
OK!
Ooh.
(SHOUTS) Books!
BIKE: Cat Squad is here!
Cat Squad is here!
Cat Squad!
Muffin, shush!
Fear not, we are here
for your purr-tection.
Miaow!
Muffin!
Brum!
You can't ride the Cat Squad bike
in the library.
Yes, I can!
(HONKS HORN)
Stop it! Cut it out!
(TURNS OFF BIKE)
Hey!
I'm sorry, library customer.
Here's your library card, Muffin.
Ooh, pink.
Yes, it's pink.
Now, you can borrow
any books you want.
Ooh!
I want pop-up book!
Argh! No!
Muffin! You can't have that one.
But, you know...
Dad!
Yes, Muffy?
Bluey isn't letting me play Library.
Oh.
Bluey!
Yes, Mum?
Can you include Muffin
in your game, please?
We are, but she's
not playing properly.
Well, everyone has their
own way of playing, Bluey.
Just let Muffin play
how she wants, OK, honey?
OK.
Here you go.
Hooray! Rarr!
Doot!
So, Muffin...
Doot!
..to borrow books,
doot the corner like that.
OK.
The library rules are...
..you can doot three books out
at a time.
Argh!
Rah! Rah!
Uh, Muffin, that's too many books.
Rah!
I can play however I want.
Da-da-da, da-da-da.
Oh, yes, I forgot.
OK, children,
welcome to Toddler Time.
(QUIETLY) Yay.
Now, there aren't any books left
because Muffin has borrowed them all.
(SHOUTS) Zebras are stripy!
But I did find this one
in Dad's office,
but it doesn't have any pictures.
(DISAPPOINTED) Oh!
"Once upon a time,
there was some words..."
(PUSHES MIAOW BUTTON ON BOOK
REPEATEDLY)
Cat!
"And then there was some more words."
(PUSHES TRUMPET BUTTON ON BOOK)
Elephant!
Shh!
Lion hungry!
(PUSHES ROAR BUTTON)
Ah!
Poppy!
(SIGHS) I'm sorry, children,
but she's allowed to do that.
Attention, library customers,
your books are due back now.
Please put them in
the book mouth thing. Thank you!
You too, Muffin.
No, I'm keeping them.
You can't keep library books,
Muffin.
If you don't return them,
other people can't borrow them.
Everyone else has to return them,
but I get to keep them.
Why do you get to keep them?
'Cause I am the most special kid
in the world.
(BOOK PLAYS
THE ANTS GO MARCHING ONE BY ONE)
That's it!
You can be noisy,
you can borrow all the books,
you can even eat toddlers,
but you have to return your books.
Otherwise, you're not
playing library properly.
(BOOK PLAYS
THE ANTS GO MARCHING ONE BY ONE)
A couple weeks later
and it's still there.
What's up, gang?
Muffin's not playing properly.
Bluey, we spoke about this.
Muffin can play how she wants.
But we're playing Library
and she won't return her books.
She said she doesn't have
to follow the library rules.
Oh.
Did she say why?
She says 'cause she's
the most special kid in the world.
Oh. Oh, OK.
I'll be right back.
Hey, Muffy.
(ANNOYED) Hey!
You know how I said you're the most
special kid in the world?
Yes.
Well...you're not.
Oh.
I mean, you are to me and your mum.
We love you more than anything.
But you're probably not special
to everyone else.
Oh, OK.
So you have to follow
the same rules as everyone, OK?
OK, Dad.
Thanks, kiddo.
Bluey, guess what?
What?
I'm not special anymore.
BLUEY AND BINGO: Hooray!
Can we play library again?
I promise I'll return my books.
BOTH: Yeah!
Ooh!
Shh!
The end.
BINGO AND MUFFIN: Yay!
(BOOK MAKES ANIMAL NOISES)
You have a good time
with the cousins, Muffy?
Yeah, I did.
Great.
Can we play
Library when we get home?
Sounds good.
Whoop, orange light. Better stop.
Good one, Dad.
Thanks, princess.
♪ Cat Squad!
♪ Cat Squad!
♪ Cat Squad!
Captions by Red Bee Media
Copyright Australian Broadcasting
Corporation
♪ Cat Squad! ♪