Bleach: Burîchi (2004–2012): Season 2, Episode 13 - Kiseki! Nazo no shin hîrô - full transcript

[MAN SINGING IN JAPANESE]

This is no good.

Hey, Karin, wait for me!

There have been so many
incidents like this lately.

So many UFO sightings and all
of those poltergeist weirdos.

I think this is
probably because of them.

What, do you see something?

Yeah, and it's better
you can't see them.

It'll will only
drive you crazy.

[HIGH PITCHED SOUND]

Huh? What was that?



It's-- Ah!
A cat?

Great, now it looks
like that other thing

is heading right for us. Damn!

If those things
came to fight,

let's get
this party started!

I guess that
should teach 'em.

Ah!

That was sure scary.

[GASPS]
Karin, look!

What a cute little kitty.

It kind of reminds
me of our brother.

KARIN:
Oh, yeah it's him.

Um, do you think there's
something wrong with this cat?

Uh, well I-- I had this
really strange feeling



like I'd seen him
somewhere before.

Hm, but now that
you mention it,

it does seem like
there's something wrong

with this little kitty, right?

[MEOWS]

Hm? Meow?

[MEOWS]
Oh really now, is that so?

Uh, what'd it say?

He said that he's hungry.

Are you serious?

Yep. Let's just call it
a woman's intuition.

Okay, but uh--
do you at least remember

where you saw
this cat before?

Hm, no I don't.

I see.

Cat food!
Let's go buy cat food!

KARIN:
I guess we can do that.

[GROANS]
Man, what a waste!

It's useless cleaning
up around here.

I mean, it's not
like anyone's ever

going to be coming
to a store like this anyway.

That's not true.

Why would you say that?

Okay, then tell me how many
customers we've had this month.

Well, uh--

JINTA:
Not one! Not one! Not one!

Come on Jinta, stop it.

Hollow spotted.

Disposal complete.

You know, since
old Carrot Top left here,

there've been a lot more
Hollow sightings around town.

Aha!

Lately I don't think
I'm getting enough exercise.

I have a feeling that
I've put on a little weight.

Well, I've got
something for you

that should take
care of that.

It's a foolproof weight loss
remedy. Ginkgo Below the Belt.

I got it on the Grasshopper
Shopping Channel and it works.

Wow, that's hard to believe.
Ugh!

Hey now, now,
don't get me wrong.

But it's just that I've
never really believed

in a quick fix that
comes out of a bottle.

Well, boss, I'm here
to tell you I'm living proof.

I tried it myself and the
results were truly amazing!

[STOMACH GROWLING]

URAHARA:
Did you hear that?

Sounds like
something's growling.

Uh, Jinta?
Quiet!

Now's the time for us to act.
[MUFFLED COMPLAINING]

It's up to us to get
rid of the Hollows

for the sake of the town.

[DOORBELL]

YOU'LL GET IT IF YOU DON'T CLEAN

JINTA:
I don't know what
you're saying!

KARIN:
I think there might be something

wrong with this
cat after all.

[MEOWS]
Huh?

Why is that?

Uh, well it's just a hunch.

There's nothing wrong
with you, is there Cammy?

[MEOWS]
What do you mean, Cammy?

It's his name.
It's short for Camel.

Because he's the same color
as my camel-colored underwear.

Um, are you kidding?

Camel-colored underwear?

Huh?

Look at that car that's
parked in front of our house.

It's huge!

It's obstructing our business.

Huh?
Whoa, what the?

How's it goin',
little ladies?

Uh--

[BOTH GASP]

The spirits are
always with you!

Ah! Look!
It's Don Kanonji!

[GROANS]

Uh...
Uh...

Are-- are you
all right?

Ha ha!
I am so sorry.

I guess I kind of
startled you, huh?

Wait, don't tell me.

You're the kid's
family, right?

Huh? Wh--what kid?

Of course, these
beautiful ladies

must be related to my
number one pupil, Ichigo!

Are you serious?

Do you mean to tell
me my brother's

your number one pupil?

But of course!

Really? That's so cool!

Can you believe it? Ichigo's
your number one pupil, wow!

And since I had a rare day off,
I came here incognito

to hang out with him but uh--
uh, have you two seen him?

Incognito?

Looks to me like you're
doing a bang up job of that.

Actually our brother
isn't home right now.

Oh, my goodness!

Guess you're done here.
So, why don't you go on home?

[HOWLING]

Wait, what is that?

Oh, you bad spirits.

Step away, children!

[YELLS]

Don Kanonji!

Karin, what do you
think those things were?

Uh, you mean you can
actually see those things?

Uh, I guess I can.

Now I get it.

It looks like you're
able to see them too.

And now for the big finish!

Golden cannonball!

Ah! Whoops, uh-- my bad!

Ah! Hey, listen--
don't underestimate the enemy!

They show no mercy!
[YELLS]

Don Kanonji!

Uh, what?

It's time for
the legendary red bat!

Mission accomplished!

[SCREAMS]
KARIN: Hey!

Don Kanonji!

[MOANING]
Are you all right?

So, now little girl,
are you sure you're okay?

Uh, I'm fine, I guess.

[CROWD CHATTERING]

Huh?

Hey, Yuzu, Karin!

I don't believe
it you lucky dogs!

Don Kanonji saved you!
I'm so jealous!

Mission complete!

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHING]

Hey Don Kanonji,
why not join us for some tea?

Come on!
You two come with me!

It's a pretty good tea,
even if I-- huh, you're gone?

Well then I guess I'll
just see you at home!

[GASPING FOR BREATH]

Pardon me for asking,
but who are you anyway?

I'm Jinta, the one who'll
be batting cleanup

in the majors someday.

And I'm Ururu.

I'm Yuzu Kurosaki.

Kurosaki?

Then I'm sure you
must know Carrot Top.

Hm?
Hm?

You mean,
you know our brother?

Sort of.

See that cat?

Seems a number of
Hollows are popping up,

lured here by its
spiritual power.

Huh, Hollows?

That's what you call them?

That's right. And it'd
be best for everyone if we

just let that cat's spirit,
uh, pass on peacefully.

Wait, what are
you talking about?

Cammy isn't a ghost.

Huh?

You got it all wrong.

That cat is a spirit!

Is not!

How dare you say such things!

But it's true!

Believe me, that mangy
old cat's already dead!

No way this cat
is dead!

Why are you
being so mean?

[CRYING]

Jeez, come on! You're both
Carrot Top's sister's,

and you can't even figure
out what's going on?

Wonderful and totally great!

[LAUGHING]:
I've got to be the luckiest man
in the world.

Imagine kinds with such talent
gathered here before me.

Though your skills
are weaker than mine.

You know what's next?

You are all going
to be my pupils!

Not interested!

[COUGHING]:
Yeah, let me
tell you something.

I'm starting to really
like you boys and girls.

I have been looking for
sharp kids with young power

just like all of you.

So come on kids, let's go!

What are you waiting for?

Hey kids, chop chop! Come on!
The Spirit Hunter says let's go!

Listen to me mister.
You want another one?

Such a pity.

There is power
hidden within you.

I do know that much.

But I'll do it.

So much power, so little time.

Yes, all right.

The first thing I need to do
if I'm going to help you

is to take a good
look at your powers.

I don't understand
what this is all about,

but I guess this
is my one chance

to explore my true power.

Just in case you
couldn't tell,

I haven't had the chance
to get serious either.

I've never seen such
energetic children!

Come on, follow me!

JINTA:
Height's got nothing
to do with it!

KARIN:
Of course it does!

KANONJI:
It's in your hands.

Do you know what?
Without protection,

that cat'll be
attacked again.

Do you think so?

Before we had Don Kanonji
to make sure we were safe.

What do we do now?

I could ask my boss
if he would help.

[SIGHS]

YUZU:
Out to lunch?

Sorry about that.
Oh, it's all right.

Don't worry.

What do you want to do?

Well if you think this man
Kisuke can do something,

then I guess I'll wait
till he comes back.

There's really nothing
else we can do.

Mm-hm.

[MEOWS]

Thank you, Ururu.

Hm?

[GASPS]

Hollows!
They've come here now.

Hurry, inside!

[HOWLING]

URURU:
Go out the back door!

Ururu!

[MEOWS]
Everything's all right.

Don't worry.
I'll protect you.

Damn it!

How long is he going to
keep us waiting like this?

KANONJI:
Sorry to keep you waiting.

Boys and girls!

The century's
premiere spiritualist,

Don Kanonji, at your service!

You wanted
to see my true power?

Then ready or not,
here I go!

I'm coming too!

Hold your horses!

[YELLING]
Now just wait a minute, kids.

You don't think that
I'm the enemy, do you?

Come on now kids,
think about it.

What's the point in heroes
trying to fight each other?

Well.
There is none.

But seriously,
I've been kicking around

the idea of creating
a special team of kids

just like you-- kind-hearted,
self-sacrificing kids

with their own special
powers who share my vision

and want to join me in
keeping the peace in this town!

Huh?
Huh?

And this team would be called
the Karakura Superheroes!

You know the entertainment
world is youth-oriented.

Everyone's looking for any grade
schooler with special talents

to become the next big thing.

Well if you ask me,
you two have the potential

to shoot right to the top.

Well how about it?
Will you form a unit--

So long winded.

This is stupid.

And I'm happy to inform
you that since both of you

are the first two Karakura
Superheroes I've recruited,

guess what! It's your lucky day!

The red position is still open!

Uh, red?

It's the lead.

Oh and did I mention
that I intend

to turn this little
project into a segment

on my top-rated
Spirit Hunter TV show?

[TOGETHER]:
Television!

I'm in!

Well, then I guess I'll
have no choice,

since it's an opportunity to
keep the peace in Karakura town.

Okay! Your enthusiasm has gotten
you a place on the squad!

Great since no one objects,
I'll be red, OK?

Hey! You can't just
decide like that!

I'm red! You got that?
Me, red! Red, me!

Shut your pie hole.

Come on, you know
better than that.

No girl can be red.
What?

Are you looking
for a fight?

Oh man,
what a pain in the butt.

Ugh! There is absolutely no way
I'm going to let you be red!

That's it.

Get ready for our first job.

She's in terrible danger.

Bad spirits are
after your sister.

I can't understand
a single word he's saying.

[PANTING]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

Cammy?

[HISSES]

Cammy?

[ROARS]

[YELLS]

Smells like bad spirits!

Huh?

Not this time!

[SCREAMS]

Cammy?

[MEOWS]

Oh, Cammy. Huh?

Sorry to have kept
you waiting little girl,

but there's no need to worry
anymore because we're here!

Karakura Red--
Karin Kurosaki!

And the real Karakura Red--
Jinta Hanakari!

Just one minute
there jerk face.

What do you think you're doing?
Didn't you hear me?

I'm red, got it?
Would you shut up?

It's already decided!
I'm red!

No way! I'm definitely red!
Red is me!

Look, this is what
we're going to do.

We'll decide who will
be red based on

your performance today,
okay?

Huh? Yeah!

I'll show you who's red!

Ah! Don Kanonji!
And Karin, too!

[HOWLING]

Secret attack!

Super Spirit Javelin!

With this device you can
reach any bad spirit.

With detachable
saw and solid grip,

even high branches are a breeze.

These extendable pruning sheers
are so easy to manouv-- oh!

How dare you!

Come back and fight
me you coward!

You're too slow!

Ugh! Beat it! Go on, scram!

Oh yeah, come on!
You show 'em, sister!

I shall entreat the super
spirit of the javelin to you!

[LAUGHING]

The lead is mine!

And now batting cleanup,
number 55, Jinta Hanakari!

Aha! Excellent swing!

Who could ever forget
an effort like that?

You're the super star of suave!

That's right! It's only
natural because I'm red!

Karin!

Hey Yuzu, get away!

Okay.

Huh?
Hey wait hold it!

I'm right behind you Yuzu!

Huh?
Stay down!

Ururu?

Huh? What is this?

Another one
of the new generation?

Wonderful!

There are so many
red candidates here!

Aw, Ururu, showing up
out of the blue like that.

Well listen, you're not
taking the red title from me!

How many times do I have
to tell you, you're not red!

Okay, rule number one--

only the recruit who
gives a number one performance

deserves the title of red!

I am not going to lose!

Oh yeah? I'll show you!

[YELLING]

This is great!

The Karakura Superheroes
are born right here today!

[LAUGHING]

Aren't you going to
fight too, Don Kanonji?

Hey, kids!

That kind of fighting won't
earn you the title of red!

Ugh! Useless!

Hey, maybe I can use that
soccer ball over there!

[GRUNTS]
Score!

So, do you see the power of red?

Like I said,
I'm red, understand?

[GASPING]

[HOWLING]

What's that?

So you're finally making
an appearance,

hey, bad spirit king?

[STOMPING]

It's coming this way!

What do you say there children?

This looks like a job
for the Karakura Superheroes!

CHILDREN:
Yeah!

But before we attack,
let's go over our strategy.

Are you nuts?
We don't have time!

[HOWLING]

[YELLING]

[SCREAMS]

Yuzu!

Cammy.

[ROARS]

[GASP]
Yuzu!

No!
What's that down there?

URURU:
Do you think it's an ally?

KANONJI:
It's a miracle!

Our combined desire for
just called forth a miracle!

[CRASH]

[SCREAMS]

KANONJI:
That is the hero
robot sent to us by the gods.

Karakura's Sonic Lion!

[GASP]

It's time for us to
join the Sonic Lion too!

Let's go!

[YELLING]

Hold together!
Karakura attack formation!

Karakura canon!
Karakura gold cannon!

Yeah! Feel the wrath of the
golden cannonballs of justice!

Wah!

[ROARS]

Jinta home run!

Karin style!

Dance shot!

[CRASH]

It's coming, Ururu!

Okay!

[GROANS]

The Karakura
Superheroes prevail!

And our mission
was accomplished!

[LAUGHS]

KARIN:
Did that thing really work?

KANONJI:
Why of course it did!

It delivered the final blow!

JINTA:
No way.

YUZU:
Oh, I remember now.

I did meet Cammy before.
It was raining.

[GASPS]

[MEOWS]

[GASPS]

Oh, here, here you go.

See you later.

Oh.

[MEOWS]

[TIRES SCREECH]

[GASPS]

YUZU:
If I hadn't come by,

then Cammy wouldn't
have had to die.

I thought maybe you'd
hold a grudge against me.

But--

[MEOWS]

Cammy.

KARIN:
Yuzu.

[GASPS]

Karin!

Thank goodness!

Huh?

What happened?

You see, the legendary
Karakura Sonic Lion,

which was properly summoned
through our extreme power

of justice, was responsible
for saving your life.

He's right!

Together we all summoned this
absolutely amazing thing!

JINTA:
Hey, I don't see him anywhere.
Where'd he go?

KARIN: That's right. He's gone.
[MEOWS]

JINTA:
Too bad, you should have
seen him. Ha ha.

Secret?
[MEOWS]

All right then.

I guess that it can
be our little secret.

What!
What's happening?

[ALL GASP]

It's for the best.

I'm glad though.

I think that it was
able to pass on.

Um, so then does that mean that
the cat was really a spirit?

YUZU:
If that's what happened,
then it was probably

able to come to terms
with whatever regrets it had.

[SOBS]

[ALL GASP]

I wasn't able
to do anything for Cammy.

Nothing!

I couldn't do
anything for Cammy!

[CRYING]

JINTA:
Hey, uh-- see that
was just his way

of saying thanks
to you just now.

Is that true?

Of course it is!

A man senses
these things, okay?

I hope it's true!
I hope it's true!

[CRYING]

There, there.

YUZU:
Cammy, thank you.

Karakura Pink--
Ururu Tsumugiya.

Karakura Red--
Karin Kurosaki.

Karakura Red--
Jinta Hanakari!

I said I'm red!

Do you hear me?

Shut up already! I'm red!

Well you're not
fit to be red!

You're more like yellow!

And Karakura gold,
the leader producer of

the Karakura Superheroes,

is the charismatic, highly-rated
television personality

and natural born hero
Don Kanonji!

Leader?

What do you mean,
Karakura gold?

That's a bunch crap!

Tune in every one!

It's time you put
aside your differences

and follow your leader producer!

CHILDREN:
We quit!

[♪♪♪]

[WOMAN SINGING IN JAPANESE]

KON:
Oh, that was such a nice story.

Everyone did their best.

Not!

What about everyone's idol,
Kon?

What happened to him?

Who's responsible?

ICHIGO:
No one cares about
your existence.

KON:
Hey, I even got new stuffing!

And I was waiting,
all by myself!