Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 2, Episode 8 - Big Time Christmas - full transcript

Close the morning before Christmas,

and L.A. was hoping,

and the boys were up early
doing last minute shopping.

*** Christmas' Eve day.

Us, because we didn't shop
for anyone but Gustavo.

Who is gonna love his gift.

And for everyone else
we can save up to 70%.

Of ticket*** last minute
shoppers super sale.

All of our shopping in one
location at one low low price.

It's a perfect shopping holiday experience!

Is this your first 5:00 A.M. super sale?



All: Yeah.

Good luck.

Good luck?

Wh... what does that mean?

It's for my mom!

Back off!

(Yelling )

It's mine.

I've got it.

We did it!

Christmas shopping is done.

We have no idea what we got,

but the savings were incredible.

Wait, where is Logan?



Ahhh! ***

♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh ♪

♪ make it count, play it straight ♪

♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪

♪ where you go big time ♪

♪ what you know, what you feel ♪

♪ never quitin', make it real ♪

♪ when you're going big time ♪

♪ hey, hey listen to your heart now ♪

♪ hey, hey don't you feel the rush ♪

# oh-oh, oh-oh #
- # hey, hey #

♪ go and shake it up ♪

♪ whatcha gotta lose ♪

♪ go and make your luck ♪

♪ with the life you choose ♪

♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪

♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it ♪

♪ big time ♪

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas.

Don't open it till tomorrow.

Thank you.

And here's my present to you.

A canned ham.

Yes.

Or would you prefer...
- Oh, a...

CD in the bag...

A scented candle.

I'll keep the ham.

And I will see you guys next year.

Palmwoods ***

Ho, ho, ho.

(Cheers ).

Stop... right there until you
get your Christmas gift.

Baby's first birthday frame.

No.

It's our first Christmas frame,

or it will be when you
put a picture of us in it.

And here is my gift to you.

Wow! Jett, an eye slab?

And it's preloaded with pics...

Of us.

Oh, that's right,

you don't have a TV show with
a three-year contract like me.

Yes, but you don't have tree
friends that are hockey players...

Like me.

Oh no, no, no... be careful.
Joe, *** them off.

Guys! ***

And this is... my gift to you.

I wonder what it could be.

Just kiss me under the missiletoe.

Hey girls.

Missiletoe.

Now you have to kiss me.

No, we have to catch a flight.

Oh, what the heck, it's Christmas.

Oh, I love you.

♪♪♪

So, who is your lucky lady going to be?

(Screaming )

Oh, don't look these are presents
but they're not wrapped.

Well, all of these are.
And I need help packing.

I have to get all of these
presents in the carry-on bag

so we're not charged a fortune.

Who cares? Tomorrow is Christmas

with toys and snow and... toys.

Christmas is not go toys,

it's about giving and being
with the people you love.

No, it's about toys.

It is so...

Bad.

Okay.

Our flight leaves in five hours
so who is helping?

Oh, all of us but first we have to
give Gustavo his amazing present.

Oh, don't forget about Kelly.

Right.

Does anyone know if she likes
regular track shoes.

Dogs, let's make this quick because...

♪ I'm going to Fiji for the holidays. ♪

Okay. That's not my best song ever
but who cares? I'm going to Fiji.

Well, we just wanted to give you... this.

We ordered it special.

Oh.

Pajamas?

Really.

Every Christmas we wear our
PJs all day long.

It's our holiday tradition.

Ya, I'm not doing that.

And this is for you.

Oh it's a... panini alarm clock.

Just what I wanted.

Or...

We could offer you
this pig watering can...

... Or this rock star nutcracker.

I stay with this.
- All: Yes.

So, what did you get us?

That is a surprise.

All: Oh.

Kelly, get them something surprising
for Christmas and ship it.

Now let's start the holidays!

All: Whoo!

Great news, everyone.

I decided to release a
Big Time Rush Christmas ep.

Since it will bring your fans
lots of holiday joy and me,

lots of holiday money.

So, you're putting extended
mixes in Christmas packaging.

No I'm putting Christmas songs
in Christmas packaging.

We haven't recorded any Christmas songs.

Well, then you better get started
because no one is going anywhere,

until I get my holiday song.

Three Christmas songs and
make our flight by tonight.

It can't be done!
- Sure it can.

It's called a Christmas miracle.

Like me getting kiss by
the Jennifer today?

I heard *** lost her
artificial leg, right!?

And found it next morning in her
stocking Christmas.

See? I want songs are available
for download tonight.

Now, since it's Christmas Eve
I'm off to the office to fire some people.

I will check in with you later.

We should do this.

I think it would be nice to give
our fans a Christmas gift.

I can't write three songs
in three hours.

Actually you wrote Yard Squirrels
Christmas in five minutes

and it's your biggest selling single,

ever.

Yard Squirrels!

This was a stupid, novelty song with
sped up voices and I hate it did.

Hey, I love that song.

All: Everybody loves that song.

I write the best pop songs in the world.

And I don't want to be remembered
for that stupid squirrel song.

Well then it's time to write
a new Christmas classic.

You can do it, Gustavo.

You're a ***

You have the power to get us
home for Christmas.

And get yourself to Fiji.

Get me blank music sheets,

13 candy canes, and a cup of coco

with marshmallows piled high.

Because we're about to pull off
a big time Christmas miracle.

♪ oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree. ♪

♪ won't you help me
close this stupid... ♪

Katie, the presents.
- I can't help it.

It's almost Christmas.

And I'm out of holiday cheer.

There is plenty of cheeriness around here.

Look at our tree.

Well, you can help
me pack these presents

or you can check the lobby
for your Christmas cheer.

Dude, this is the saddest lobby, ever.

Where is the big tree?
Where is the tinsel?

Where are the blinking lights?

Where are the people?
Gone for the holidays.

So, I don't need to decorate.

And I can't wait for you
and the hockey hits to leave

because I love my Palmwoods empty.

Seriously you're not going
to hang one ornament?

You want some holiday cheer?

Found this in the laundry room.

Have a palm woods Christmas.

I'm eating this.

(Humming )

No.

(Humming )

... And wonderful...

I wish you have a merry wonderful...

Anything?

Great Christmas songs don't just happen.

I need to be in a christmassy mood.

Can we help you?

How?

Well, whenever we want to
get into a christmassy mood

All: We get into our...

PJs!

How do they do that?

♪♪♪

Yeah, I'm not wearing PJs.

Well, we could try decorating the place.

Oh, I have always wanted to decorate
the studio for Christmas.

♪

Oh, yeah, yeah that's a great idea.

Let's take a couple of
hours driving around town

and buying Christmas decorations.

Eh, what are you talking about?

Every company in this building
is gone for the holidays.

Yeah, I'm sure they wouldn't mind
if we "borrowed decorations".

♪ put down video games ♪

♪ pick up some candy canes ♪

♪ and hang a wreath on your door ♪

♪ hey, give back to those who need ♪

♪ bring peace and harmony ♪

♪ cause that's what Christmas is for ♪

♪ and this Christmas is Christmas ♪

♪ we'll celebrate a wonderful year ♪

# Oooh, this Christmas #
- # it's Christmas #

♪ we'll decorate the halls
with love and cheer ♪

♪ we can make a beautiful Christmas ♪

♪ we can make the world shine bright ♪

♪ as long friends and family are with us ♪

♪ every star will shine tonight ♪

# we can make it beautiful #
- # it's Christmas #

# we can make it beautiful #
- # it's Christmas #

# we can make it beautiful #
- # it's Christmas #

♪ we can make a beautiful Christmas ♪

♪ happy holiday ♪

♪ spread the love on Christmas day ♪

♪ singing happy holiday ♪

♪ we can make a beautiful Christmas ♪

# so beautiful #
- # we can make a beautiful Christmas #

♪ we can make the world shine bright ♪

♪ as long friends and families are with us ♪

# every star will shine tonight #
- # shining tonight #

# we can make it beautiful #
- # we can make a beautiful Christmas #

#... make it beautiful #
- # so beautiful #

♪... make a beautiful Christmas ♪

♪ we can make a beautiful Christmas ♪

♪ we can make a beautiful Christmas ♪

♪ oh, oh... ♪

♪ we can make a beautiful Christmas ♪

See, Christmas miracles do happen.

And thanks for the PJs boy they
make me feel so christmassy.

Christmassy enough to let us
release a single instead of an ep?

Oh, oh, oh... no.

Make the other two celebrity duets.

All: Celebrity duets?

How are we suppose to get celebrities

to sing with Big Time Rush
on Christmas Eve?

It's easy... you just get celebrities
and sing with them.

Now if you will excuse me,

I'm off to a soup kitchen to remind
myself how lucky I am on Christmas.

Bye bye.

You mean bye bye Christmas in Minnesota.

As Kendall fell back,
the boys stood listless

or *** crushed for Minnesota Christmas.

So with just hours to
catch their holiday jets

the gang prayed for another
miracle and to celebrity duet.

Okay, I've just pushed back
all of our planes four hours.

And how can we do on
the celebrity search?

I've just *** at the phone
with Lady Gaga's people.

Oh, what did they say?

Who is Big Time Rush?

What about ***?

He's out town for the holidays.

Just like every other
celebrity we can sing with.

Hey, but on the bright side astronaut
Buzz Aldrin is very interested.

He's the man who walked on the moon.

There has to be some
celebrities who's still in town.

Join me Miranda Cosgrove...

*** Christmas special.

Live from Los Angeles.

With duets of your favourite stars,

like international super star Fabio,

like Snoop Dogg, and...

Big Time Rush.

How?
- It will be another Christmas miracle.

Did you find your holiday cheer?

I found bitters, he's a holiday killjoy.

Well, honey, not everybody
loves the holidays.

How could anyone not love the
time of toy, family and presents?

Well, not everyone has a joyful family
spending time with

and presents, and some people
actually find Christmas to be very...

Stressful.

But not me because all the presents
are packed and ready to go.

Okay, but what about the clothes?

I don't know!

Katie?

How could anybody not like Christmas?

What's the plan?

The plan is there is no plan
if we can't get into the studio.

Easy, all we have to do
is get past security.

Piece of cake.

No entry if you're not on the list.

Don't panic!

Remember there is one guy
who is on everybody's list.

Ho, ho, ho merry Christmas.

Ho, ho, ho...

Seriously you thought I would
believe you were Santa,

and his elves?
- But I am Santa.

No, no, no.

You're on my naughty list, pal.

Sir, special delivery for Miranda Cosgrove.

All packages must be inspected.

Yo, you can't open Miranda's
present, dude.

(Yelling).

I told you this was a bad idea.

Hello.

We are the *** Christmas clog dancers.

We are here to dance for the TV program.

Well let's see you dance.

The other way.

♪♪♪

I have had enough of you!

I think he's choking.
- Oh, oh, oh.

Do something.

It's another Christmas miracle.

Okay. We might be horrible people...

You're good, you're good.

Yes.
- That was gross.

Thanks.

Who are you guys?

We're Big Time Rush and we just want
to get home for the holidays.

Please, please.
- We have to go, we have to.

Well, merry Christmas.

I dropped my clipboard and
I'm distracted and can't see you.

Goodbye.

Have a palm woods holiday.

Hey, so we're leaving tonight
and can't take this with us

so I thought maybe you would like it.

Oh, how thoughtful.

A holiday hammy down to get pine
needles all over my lobby.

No, thank you.

Look I just thought would you use
some holiday cheers, you know

brighten up your day.

If you want to brighten up my day,
get on your plane and leave

instead of giving me a Christmas weed.

Merry Christmas, I guess.

(Humming )

Katie, guess how we're going to get
all of our press scents and our clothes

on the plane without
being charged a thing.

We're going to wear all of our clothes.

We're going to wear all of our clothes.

Mom, we're lucky to have each
other during the holidays.

Aren't we?

Of course.

Being with family for the holidays
is what it's all about, honey.

Honey, help mommy.

Going down!

Home made mittens?

Baby bear, this present is just right.

Now that's what I
call a Beary Christmas.

Coming up next Miranda's
duet with superstar Fabio

when *** Miranda's
Christmas special returns.

Next commercial.

Bears are funny.

Okay, you have five minutes to change
and get ready for a duet with Fabio.

All we have to do is get dream boat
Fabio not to make his performance.

The producer will freak.

How will they replace Fabio
*** noticed?

That's when we show up.
***

Hey do you need someone
to sing a duet with Miranda?

We're Big Time Rush.
We're a band.

We record the song and boom.

Christmas miracle number two.

And me and Kelly hack
into the soundboard,

and record the whole thing.

Good luck.

Okay.

Now how do we keep Fabio
from stepping on that stage?

Oh, hello, Christmas bears.

By the way hilarious sketch.

Can I help you with something?

You are freaking me out now.

*** live.

Let me out.

***
- This is all beary nice.

Miranda, Miranda.

Please tell me this isn't
dressing room whose I think it is.

And who might not like we
kidnapped her guest star.

What's going on here?

Oh, Miranda, help!

Oh, no.

Not Big Time Rush again.

Miranda, do you believe in
Christmas miracles?

As Miranda stared daggers
the boys began to fret.

Would this be their worst
big time Christmas yet?

Back to our big time Christmas.

Now full of scares for Miranda had
just caught Logan and his three bears.

You're all going to jail for Christmas.

Oh no, don't call the police.
We're allergic to police.

We weren't Fabio napping.

We were hiding him to
record a song with Miranda.

*** Fabio?

Look, if we don't record
thee songs by today

our C.E.O. won't let us
go home for Christmas.

We're Big Time Rush, we're a band.

They're really cute.

They locked Fabio in a ***

Yeah, but they're really cute.

My daughter loves their album.

♪♪♪

a movie to watch for me.

And by the way I'm a horrible singer.

He's right he's a horrible singer.

And we can sing...

... Sing...

Sing...

... Sing.

So, how are we doing?

Honestly... it could go either way.

Okay. The producer should be freaking out
looking for a replacement for Fabio by now.

Which means is a miracle happened
and the guys are in wardrobe or

they got caught and we're going
to jail for Christmas.

Welcome back to have yourself
a Miranda little Christmas.

(Doorbell).

Hey, I hope it's the Christmas
pizza I've ordered.

Hey Miranda.

It's Fabio's pizza delivery.

I got you candy cane
peppermint pizza.

Yum.

What took you so long?
- I got stuck in the snow.

How did you get out?

Well, you know, some guys
came along and helped me.

Hey, what's up Miranda?
- Hey, merry Christmas.

Big Time Rush.

♪♪♪

Fiji, here I come.

Do you guys want to join me for a song?

All: Yeah, let's do it.

♪ I don't want a lot for Christmas ♪

♪ there is just one thing I need ♪

♪ I don't care about the presents ♪

♪ underneath the Christmas tree ♪

♪ I just want you for my own ♪

♪ more than you could ever know ♪

♪ make my wish come true ♪

♪ all I want for Christmas ♪

♪ is you ♪

♪ I don't want a lot for Christmas ♪

♪ there is just one thing I need ♪

♪ and I don't care about the presents ♪

♪ underneath the Christmas tree ♪

♪ I don't need to hang my stocking ♪

♪ they're upon the fireplace ♪

♪ Santa Claus won't make me happy ♪

♪ with a toy on Christmas day ♪

♪ I just want you for my own ♪

♪ more than you could ever know ♪

♪ make my wish come true ♪

♪ all I want for Christmas is you ♪

♪ you, baby ♪

♪ all the lights are shining ♪

# so brightly everywhere #
- # so brightly baby #

♪ and the sound of children's
laughter fills the air ♪

♪ and everyone is singing ♪

♪ I hear those sleigh bells ringing ♪

♪ Santa won't you bring me
the one I really need ♪

♪ won't you please bring my baby to me? ♪

♪ I don't want a lot for Christmas ♪

♪ this is all I'm asking for ♪

♪ I just want to see my baby ♪

♪ standing right outside my door ♪

♪ I just want you for my own ♪

♪ more than you could ever know ♪

♪ make my wish come true ♪

♪ baby, all I want for Christmas is you ♪

♪ you, baby ♪

# all I want for Christmas #
- # you're all I need #

♪ Christmas day baby, you and me ♪

♪ all I want for Christmas is you ♪

♪ baby ♪

[ applause ]

Yes!

Thank you.

Thanks, everyone, for watching.

Thanks to vice president Biden,
to Fabio and to Big Time Rush.

Happy holidays.

That's a wrap folks.
- Yes.

Yeah.
- Thank you, so much.

Thanks for being on.
You were great.

Good luck with your ep and
getting back to Minnesota.

You can come, too Miranda.

Yeah, it will be cold but we can
huddle together and stay warm.

No, we have to leave now.

Okay happy holidays...
- Merry Christmas.

Weird.

Why are you guys so happy?

We still need to write a third song.

Find another super-star to sing it with,

and oh, yes do it all in
time to catch our flights.

Everybody close your eyes and
wish for another Christmas miracle.

That's ridiculous, there will never be...

Oh, what the heck.

I hate to break it to you dogs, but I think
we're fresh out of Christmas miracles.

(Horn honking )

Please tell me I didn't just hit a reindeer.

Snoop Dogg?

It's a Christmas miracle.

It's okay.

I think I'm making progress.

Mom, it's time to grab the hockey duffel,

and pay for checked bags.

That is import leather.

I raised you to be a winner.

(Door knock ).

Come in.

You rang for assistance?

Yes, the cable is out and I would like
to watch some Christmas specials.

The cable is out because
someone unplugged it.

There it's fixed.

Awesome, It's A Wonderful Life ***

great movie.

Yes, if you like those touching
classic Christmas stories.

You want a cookie?

I suppose I could choke one down.

And I made extra hot chocolate.

Well, hate to waste
a good hot chocolate.

You wouldn't happen to have any...

Marshmallows.

Mmm.

Now that's good coco.

I can't believe we're going to record
a song with Snoop Dogg.

Hey, it's the least I could
do after running Gustavo rock

over with a limo.

Now I just have to write this song.

Don't worry, you won't be here long
he writes songs really fast.

I got it. I got it.

I don't got it.

I'm never going to Fiji.

You know what, Snoop?
This is all part of the process.

He gets it, doesn't get it, then he cries.

Hey, who is the present for?

Grandma.

Cool, is it a diamond
encrusted dentures?

Is it a *** bracelet?

It's number one ***

Is it a helicopter?

Boys, it's even better.

It's a home made scented candle holder,

and I made it myself.

Where are the emeralds?

Christmas isn't about expensive gifts.
It's about giving from the heart.

All: Nice, that is a very Christmas message.

Now if only we could make
a song out of it.

Maybe we can.

Logan, fresh holiday beat, please.

Okay.

I can work with that.

♪ On the first day of Christmas ♪

♪ Snoop gave to me ♪

♪ a song for your Christmas ep ♪

♪ on the second day of Christmas ♪

♪ Snoop gave to me ♪

Two ***.

♪ and a song for your Christmas ep ♪

Keep it going. That can work.
- Guys, take it to the studio.

♪ on the 12th day of Christmas ♪

♪ Snoop gave to me ♪

♪ 12 ring-side tickets ♪

♪ 11 books of physics ♪

♪ 10 juicy corn dogs ♪

♪ 9 lucky *** ♪

♪ 8 wooly beans ♪

♪ 7 sweater vests ♪

♪ 6 hockey helmets ♪

♪ 5 bonds *** with a compounded
interest rate representing... ♪

♪ a curing money ♪

what? Make your money work for you.

♪ 4 *** ♪

♪ 3 canned hams ♪

♪ 2 *** ♪

♪ and a song for the Christmas ep ♪

♪ and a song for the Christmas ep ♪

Guys, that was awesome.

And that makes three
BTR Christmas songs.

Fiji here we come.

Instead Justin Bieber have just
released 50 songs of Christmas

with 50-cents.
It's a ***

and it's a masterpiece.

I'm sorry about Justin Bieber, but
I have to get to grandma's house.

♪♪♪

♪♪ ♪

♪♪

Don't worry Snoop, I'm sure Gustavo
will get this figured out.

You will be over the river and
through the woods at grandma's house

in a couple of hours.

Yeah, but I have to be to
grandma's house in 15 minutes.

All: What?

What?
- What?

What?

Yeah, I have to be there in 15 minutes.

Aaaah, Fiji.

And Gustavo owe collapsed
full of holiday blews.

Cause on the day before Christmas

Snoop gave them a terrible news.

With Snoop leaving for grandma's

the gang didn't have long...
Just 15 minutes

to write their last holiday song.

(Screaming )

So, this is how he writes ***...

Yep.
- All: Yes.

And this is how we make it...

Hilarious

(yelling )

No pitch fader.

Let's remind our celebrity guest

that Gustavo works very well
under pressure.

Oh his brain*** the Christmas chain saw.

He's almost done.

Christmas!

Look daddy,

every time a bell rings
an angel *** his wings.

That's right.

That's right.

That ending gets me every time.

It gets him, too.

*** the cookies.

So you didn't like the movie?

Well, it does make one wonder

what life would be like around
here at the palm woods

if I had never been born.

Stop the music!

You kids know the rules,

no having dance parties in the lobby.

Without confetti and balloons.

Well, thank you, happy manager.

Go kids go.
Go kids go.

Go kids go.

You were imagining a cool hunky palm woods
manager throwing a dance party for you.

No.

You don't think I know how
people feel about me around here.

Well, guess what?

I don't care if you don't like me.

And I can't wait for
you to leave tonight

so I can have my palm woods
Christmas alone, like I like it.

Mom, I don't think he likes it.

Yes, but look on the bright side,

all my packing is done!

Clothes and presents all packed.

Six carry ons, six personal
items and not to charge.

They're shaking.

No they're settling.

Now they're rumbling.

Ya, they're rumbling.

Take cover!

Awesome, you got me the new
Snoop Dogg headphones I wanted.

Ya, try to act surprise
tomorrow morning.

Oh, I can't believe I finished the song
and I'm finally relaxing in Fiji.

Oh, garçon...

Just something, something
delicious, please.

Yes.

He's lost it,

and I gotta to go.

Oh, wait, wait, wait...

Wait, Snoop, we still have five minutes.

Yep, just tell your grandma you
hit a producer with your limo

and you will be a little late.

I can't tell my grandma I hit somebody.

She would kill me, and it's her limo.

We just need one more Christmas miracle.

Please.

We have never missed
a Minnesota Christmas.

It has real snow.

Forget it. No one can write
a song in five minutes.

Gustavo did once and it was
the biggest hit ever.

Yard squirrels Christmas!

Don't *** that song!

That was you?

That *** cracked me up.

I was dieing to make
a silly Christmas song.

You have to forget it because
I'm done with selling Christmas songs.

Come on, Gustavo, it's Christmas.

♪♪♪

Oh, come on, Gustavo.

You can wear your PJs.
You can do it, Gustavo.

*** your PJ.
- Ah!

And I got to get to grandma's house.

(Yelling )

[Screaming] Yard squirrels.

Get in the booth I have got the song.

Yes.

Snoop Dogg.

Check.

Big Time Rush in their PJs.

All: Check.

Stroke of Christmas genius.

Double check.

Okay here is how I see it.

The music starts playing.

It's Christmas morning and
Snoop is in a Big Time Rush

to get to grandma's house.

Snow flakes are falling like crazy.

[Laughing]

Yeah, let's get dressed.

It's time to go to grandma's.

Oh, come on Snoop!
- Don't make us wear that.

Both: It's not our style, man.

What y'all want to wear?

♪ When it comes to fashion
on Christmas day ♪

♪ there is one thing that
everyone knows ♪

♪ you have to be properly
dressed to play ♪

♪ so you can't wear fancy clothes ♪

♪ *** our PJs all Christmas long ♪

♪ stay in our PJs ♪

♪ they're snugy and warm ♪

♪ ** * ♪

♪ *** ♪

♪ *** makes us die ♪

♪ alright I forget the jackets ♪

♪ let's stay in our PJs ♪

♪ and play with our toys ♪

♪ stay in our PJs holiday joy ♪

♪ *** ♪

♪ *** ♪

♪ *** make you die ♪

Then how about these nice sweaters?
- We're not wearing that.

♪

♪♪♪

♪♪♪♪

♪

♪♪♪♪♪♪

♪♪♪♪♪♪

♪

♪♪♪

♪♪♪♪♪

♪♪♪♪

♪♪

♪ I don't want to fight them
or disappoint them ♪

♪ if Snoop can't beat them ♪

♪ I might as well join them ♪

Looking good Snoop.
- Isn't that better?

Check you out Snoop.

I can dig it boys.

Grandma isn't going to like it.

Nice, man.

Well, grandma may not like it

but I love it.

Ya!

Upload this immediately.

So kids can enjoy a big time
Christmas all over the world.

Yes.
- I will enjoy big time profits.

I had fun, boys, but I have
to get to my grandma's house.

And we have to get to Minnesota.

Well, you can all make your flights
if you leave right now.

Happy holidays.

Alternatively: Run, run, run.

Alternatively: Run, run, run.

And finally nobody is getting
in or out of Minnesota

or most of the midwest
tonight a snow storm

has completely shut
down all the airports.

Merry Christmas.

Sorry, guys.

I guess we ran out
of Christmas miracles.

And after everything we went through.

How about we make a Christmas
miracle happen ourselves?

Spread some, you know... Christmas joy.

We're listening.

Another Christmas morning

just like any other morning.

Merry Christmas, Mr. bitters.

What's all this?

Christmas morning... with friends.

I... I don't know what to say.

Say, merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas!
- Yes.

[Laughing]

We have presents for you, big guy.

Oh!

A rock star nutcracker... I have
always wanted one of these.

And...

How did you know?
- Everybody loves ham.

Wow.

What is it?
- It's home made.

It's home made.

Merry Christmas, Mr. Bitters.

Snoop Dogg jam phonic headphones.

Thank you, Katie.

Thank you, so much.

This might be the nicest
Christmas we have ever had.

I agree.

But Santa will miss us this year
because we're not in Minnesota.

Ho, ho, ho.

Close enough.
- I missed my flight to Fiji.

So I figured I would spend the holidays

with my dogs...

... In my PJs.

Yes!

And we brought a little holiday feast.

Oh!

So, with family beside you
and friends together,

that's the recipe for
the best holiday ever.

And give your gifts many,

keep your hearts full of light,

and merry Christmas to all...

And to all... a big time night.

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