Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 2, Episode 6 - Big Time Sneakers - full transcript

Well, let's look at things
happening in Palmwoods.

Carlos is at the vending machine
for his favourite sneaks.

Hey, James and Logan are checking out
those $5,000 custom sneakers

whose everyone is talking about.

And kendal could be more excited about
*** the zoo with his sweet heart Jo.

Do you mind?

Do you mind?

I'm trying to break into the
voice overbusiness,

and I'm perfecting my craft.

Oh, here comes Katie with the mail.

Oh, oh, looks like bad news.



Jo confesses...

Jett's my man!

♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh ♪

♪ make it count, play it straight ♪

♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪

♪ where you go big time ♪

♪ what you know, what you feel ♪

♪ never quitin', make it real ♪

♪ when you're going big time ♪

♪ oh-oh, oh-oh ♪

♪ hey, hey listen to your heart now ♪

♪ hey, hey don't you feel the rush ♪

- # oh-oh, oh-oh #
- # hey, hey #

♪ go and shake it up ♪



♪ whatcha gotta lose ♪

♪ go and make your luck ♪

♪ with the life you choose ♪

♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪

♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it ♪

♪ big time ♪

He says things *** hot.
It's the very first episode.

And their on-screen chemistry
quickly turned into on-screen romance.

I can explain.

Okay, explain.

Guys I can handle this.

Okay.

Explain.

I can't.

They told me that photo was
going to be on a billboard.

Does it look like a billboard?

Guys.

I'm going to see the network publicist
right now to get the bottom of this.

Yeah, and Kendall is going with you.

Guys, I got this.

Kendall is going with you.

Hello! Where are my fruit smackers?

Oh, oh. Looks like somebody didn't
look at the new vending machine prices.

$4.

Hey, voice-over lessons are expensive.

Yeah, but the nearest convenience
store is four miles away.

Which is why you'll pay the $4.

No, no, no...

What *** about now?

He upped the vending prices.

Now I can't get my fruit smackers.

I love you so much.

- Thanks, Katie.
- Don't mention it.

Okay.

Before we buy these limited edition
*** together

you will agree these are not
for wearing but for reselling.

And getting rich.

Yep, if we can even get a pair.
Reserving section: 30 seconds.

But you agree you know we're reselling.

Sign here.

- Thank you very much.
- Okay, it's time to order.

Okay.

Come on.

Come on.

Yes.

We did it.

We did it.

We did it.

We did it.

We just got sneakers online.

Okay.

Jo here's how publicity works.
You give people what they want.

And what people want is
the cutest couple on tv

to be the hottest couple in Hollywood.

- You knew about this.
- He knew about it. It was his idea.

What?

This story is already *** ratings.

That's why you and your boyfriend Jett,

you're going to be
walking the red carpet

at *** tomorrow night.

Bullet me and jet are not real.

But we could be.

Me and you on the red carpet.

The lights and the cameras.

And *** very hot.

- Can I hit him?
- Not yet.

What if I fake break up with him?

Do that, and fans will
sympathize with Jett.

Your popularity would ***

♪♪♪

and Jo,

have you really taken
a good-looking Kendall's face?

- It's on.
- Alright, that's it.

- Who are you?
- He's my real boyfriend.

Oh sweetie, I'm sorry.

Not anymore.

What happened to all of the
huge security dudes in this town.

Gustavo wants to see you.

You know it's good to see you 48 train.

These are the kind of lies that
drive me crazy about this town.

The fans need to know the truth.

And the truth is Hollywood's hottest new
face should walk the red carpet tomorrow

not with Jett but with her real boyfriend.

Kendall night from the band...

Big time rush.

*** you guys, too.

Do you have any photos of you
and Joe making out or something?

What? So you can put them in the magazine
for publicity for Big Time Rush?

We was thinking... Internet.

Internet.

Sorry, I don't have any photos
of me and Jo making out...

Or something.

Can you get us some.

No.

Coast is clear.

Did you not notice my new vending
machine with tiny arm alarm,

and digital password encoding.

Surprisingly no.

Now if you want to get a snackers
smackers it's going to cost you...

$5.

$5!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

0, 0, 0, 0, 0.

Idiot!

5, 6.

Hey who wants fruit snackers for a nickel?

They're beautiful.

Okay. Dot take them out of the box.

We have to maintain their freshness.

I'm posting online they've never
been touched.

These shoes smell amazing.

Put them in the box now.

I can't. I'm in love with them.

- You can't wear them?
- No, no, no...

This is all about sneakers.

Okay.

You signed a contract that states
we sell these for $1,000,

once they sell out,
and you won't wear them.

I need to be *** in these shoes...

Just once.

Please, pretty please.

One lap around the Palmwoods
and then right back here.

These shoes have to stay
in mint condition to sell.

Got it.

Okay.

Looking good.

- That's ***
- Thanks.

Hi, Dave.

I can't believe you did this.

Want to practice a red carpet smooch.

You are unbelievable.

I know.

Oh...

Hey.

We... hey!

Here. Put this on.

Oh man.

Excuse-us.

*** these pics off.

According to my agent
if I fake date Jett

the fans will hate me and
I'll never work again.

Okay, but we can't *** around like this.

And what about you?

♪♪♪

but Gustavo *** together.

All I'm saying is you can't
give up on me.

Then we'll wear disguises.

This is not better.

I just want to see my normal
girlfriend Jo, not man-Jo.

And go to the zoo.

I'll tell you what,
maybe in the lobby later

no disguises... just me and you.
Together.

That was really weird.

Oh, hey, mum!

Okay.

Great news my friends.

♪♪♪

and the sheik wants our pair for

$3,000.

What did you do?

Nothing.

James.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Bingo.

You know what?

We're like Robin hood.

We steal from the bidders,

and they give to the poor Palmwood kids
that can't afford the overpriced snacks.

And here comes the chief of ***

deny everything.

- You...
- I deny everything.

We have to wait until he finishes.

Attention Palmwood losers.

Fruit smackers and everything
in the vending machine is now

$6.

Thanks to Robin and the deal.

Great. Now the towns people hate us.

Yes, but our legend grows.

Put your *** on.

Well it's not the zoo but we are
together with no disguises.

Yeah, that's true.

I'm not into this.

♪♪♪

look.

We're all going to get along,
and accept the fact this is what

it's like dating and
fake dating in Hollywood.

Yeah, that just got a lot harder.

You're cheating on me?

Cool time high.

That's what everyone is asking,

*** photos about the new
story at the new town high

surfaced with the new beau.

Now fans, *** know who
needs to be the other half

of the Hollywood hottest couple
on the red carpet, with Jo.

I know who will be the other half of the
Hollywood hottest couple on the red carpet.

And that's me.

And not that.

Can I hit him now?

Yeah, go ahead.

Where did they come from?

Don't worry Jett because
Kendall is going to disappear

from the public eye for a little bit.

Oh really? Where am I going?

You're going to be living...

In here for five weeks.

That's the standard life cycle
for celebrity gossip.

He's not living in there...

Because Kendall is going to walk
the red carpet with Jo.

Now, give us the boy.

Yeah right.

What?

Here you go.

Locked in a closet or not,

Jo is walking the red carpet with Jett.

Wait, doesn't anybody care...

What we think?

No.

No, no, no...

This was your plan all along.

To ruin the shoes so I couldn't sell
them and you can wear them.

Oh, you know I'm not that clever.

That's a good point,
but he's coming in three hours

and if he sees this scratch, bye bye***

then we'll just wash it off.

No you don't put water on leather.

It ruins it.

I guess we can't sell them.

So I'll keep them and wear them.

Bye.

Stop.

Look. We'll match the
finish with nail polish,

and buff out the scratches with makeup.

Oh, Mrs. *** can we borrow
your nail polish and makeup?

Okay.

You've lost your mind.

Correction, you've lost, and
how does defeat taste.

Not as sweet as victory
or fruit smackers.

I got to have my snackers.

You want your smackers?
Then you'll pay.

If you want me, don't,

because I'll be paying for
more voice-over lessons.

Excuse me.

Did you get them?

Robin and Hoodie strike again.

Hey, free fruit smackers for everyone.

I'm very mad at all of you.

Kendall there are two things
that people can't get enough of.

Hot celebrity couples,
and silly animal things.

It gets me every time.

And since you're not a sneezing panda
we need you on the red carpet with Jo.

*** publicity *** Big Time Rush.

But if I go on the red carpet with Jo,

she'll alienate her fans
and get kicked off the show.

I have a three point plan for that.

I don't care.

Well is there a plan for
where everybody gets what they

want and Jo and I can
just go to the zoo.

No!

- That perfect.
- And it's going to stay that way.

*** in an hour,

and we cash ***

*** stompers?

*** a pair?

Limited edition...

... Series 3...

... Buster Clydes.

No.

Try one on.

Just one.

How does that feel?

It feels good.

- Great shoes.
- Wow.

- Looking good.
- You know it.

Hi, Logan.

Hello, ladies.

You got to be kidding me.

♪♪♪

What would you say if I found
a way out of this?

I would say I'm tired of
sneaking around and I'm in.

*** three-point plan
involves your people...

... My people,

and peanut butter.

Okay.

I'm going to dump Jo
on our day at the zoo.

But that's when Jett *** my broken heart.

And you realize that I've
always been the guy for you,

because I'm better looking than Kendall.

A big public break up in front
of the paparazzi is genius.

And *** new faces in Hollywood?

Your legend begins as rock
and roll's hottest bad boy.

♪♪♪

I'm in.

Let's move out.

So you ready for the zoo?

Yep.

What did you do?

I can fix it.

The sheik is going to be
here in 20 minutes.

I can fix it.

There's no way no one is
getting in that door.

Now.

You hear that?

No more free snacks from
Robin and Hoodie.

Carlos!

*** the rope!

So after falling in the storage
room trap and *** defeated,

Robin and Hoodie gave up
their rebellious done.

Are you done?

Are my voice-over lessons paying off.

You'll never win,

because whenever *** weird and ugly had,

the masses will rise.

I'm so scared of the masses.

And realizing he was
outnumbered and scared,

bitters lowered the price
of fruit smackers to $1.25?!

And ran to his office.

Yeah!

You know what?
*** $ 3,000,

here's a special price.

$1,500 and they are all yours.

Okay.

You drive a hard bargain
but I like your robe.

500 for the ***

this is all your fault.

Oh, okay. My fault.

I'm not the one who scratched the shoes.

Yeah.

Well I'm not the one
who stepped in cement.

And ***

Okay, one minute.

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

Okay, that is it.
Stop!

The paparazzi will be here
in three minutes.

Okay, Kendall and are going to break up
over there by the gift shop.

♪♪♪

It's about time you realize Jo
belongs with me, and not you.

And I'm sure you'll be fake happy together.

Split up!

The public loves two things.

Hot celebrity couples,
and animal doing silly things.

So we combine the two,

♪♪♪

and you think it will work?

No.

But we did get to go to the zoo.

Oh, ***. I'm a star.

♪♪♪

Hey everybody, look.
It's Jett ***.

With a cute animal doing something silly.

That's one hot woman.

Just keep going with it.

Hug, hug it. Hug it.

More... more.

Sexy.

I think we're in the middle
of another Kendall plan.

And what do you get when
you combine a hot new star

at *** town high and a lovey-dovey lama?

Just one of the biggest
web videos in the world.

Currently at 20 million hits.

It's a story that's got us
hungry for more.

Well, you did want to be
the hottest couple in Hollywood.

And he is.

You should get that lama on your show.

What do you say the Big Time Rush
doing some songs for a sound track?

Done.

Look, it's Kendall and Jo!

♪♪♪

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