Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 2, Episode 4 - Big Time Live - full transcript
The boys are scheduled to make their first TV appearance, but when it looks like BTR will be bumped from the line-up, they do whatever it takes to make their debut happen.
- Can you believe this?
We're performing on live TV.
- Can you believe
- it's 5:00 A.M.?
Why do early morning shows
- have to shoot
- so early in the morning?
- Don't wake her.
- She hasn't had her eight hours
- of sleep yet.
- Big time rush.
Huge fan.
- I'm Jane Kennedy,
- the producer,
And welcome to "A.M. L.A."
La's number one morning show.
Come on.
- Yeah.
That is la's number one
morning host,
miles bainbridge,
warming up la's
number one teleprompter.
- No, I'm pretty sure
Los Angeles is just one word.
- Come on.
And this is the green room
where you can relax, eat,
and meet our other guests
like actor environmentalist
ed begley Jr.
- Hey, guys,
- I'm here to promote my new line
Of environmentally friendly...
- Keep it fresh
- for the show, ed.
- Yeah.
- We are so excited
To have btr at "A.M. L.A.,"
and I just know
that our 3 million viewers
will be excited too.
- Well, we are very excited
to be here.
- Yeah, the show's running long.
You guys are cut.
Wake up mommy and get out.
- Harsh.
- ♪ Make it count,
play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
All:
All:
All:
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ so you got
to live it big time ♪
- What just happened?
- The official term is
you got bumped.
- Leave me out of this.
- I'm on level 12
- of "castle bashers,"
And I have to get my four
knights to the ring of fire.
- Go get her.
- Go, go, go, go, go.
- Wait, wait, wait, hold on!
- What do you mean "cut"?
- It means I have to cut time
- from my show,
And you were it.
- Wait, but being on live TV
is number seven
- on my list of things to do
- before I'm 20.
- You don't have a list.
Oh, I have a list.
- Look, you just said that
you were excited to have us.
- I'm a producer.
I lie.
And my show is four minutes
too long.
- And la needs their traffic,
- weather, stock reports,
Celebrity interviews,
and cooking tips.
What they don't need to see
is a stupid boy band.
- "Vocal group" is a term
- that could also be used.
- So is,
"you were cut from my show,
so get off my set."
- I did not get up at 5:00 A.M.
- To be treated like this.
- Absolutely not.
- Nope.
- Hurry up.
- We have to meet the boys
- at the studio.
- Why do they have to shoot
- early morning shows
So early in the morning?
Oh, I'm still dreaming.
- I'm having
- another Griffin-mare.
Only this time,
there's no leeches.
- I'm no dream, Gustavo,
and I'm here because it's time
for your rcm/cbt
global net/sanyoid
corporate evaluation.
- What? What?
- Nobody told us about this.
- I never do,
but congratulations.
You've passed the first test.
Employees at work by 5:00 A.M..
"A."
- Yeah, Griffin, we're in
- a little bit of a rush.
To see the boys
on "A.M. L.A.," so...
- And I'm kind of running
- a $90 billion company here,
- Which is why all our divisions
- are being tested...
- Our investment firms,
- our mutant power research labs,
- Even our
- frozen fish stick division.
- Great.
- Here's last year's reports,
- expenses,
- And profit projections
- on big time rush.
Enjoy.
- My evaluation is
a meticulously crafted
top-to-bottom review
that I've personally devised
and make up as I go along.
- Kelly, text the dogs.
- Let them know we're gonna be
- running late.
- Got it.
- Yeah.
- No.
And now test number two.
How is rocque records
at giving haircuts?
- Okay, we're live
in 15 minutes.
- So, um, we looked
- at the schedule...
- And if you trim just
- a little time from the weather,
The chef dude's weekend recipe,
- the market update,
- and cut one Hollywood minute...
- You'll have time
- for big time rush.
- And I can check
"live TV face time" off my list.
- This is good.
No, this... this works.
I think I owe you guys
an apology.
- Oh, jeez.
- Follow me.
- Great.
- Oh, sweet!
- I'm gonna tell the director
to make these changes
right now.
But I need for you guys
- to wait
- in our special waiting room.
- Special waiting room!
- Sweet!
- Suh-weet!
- Get out of my face,
you stupid singing teens.
- Of course, you realize...
All: This means war.
- Ooh, not bad.
How's your hair, Jessica?
- Ooh.
Rocque records gets a "d"
for hair cutting.
- What does hair cutting
- have to do
With your corporate strategy?
- Everything.
If you can make hair look good,
you can make a budget look good.
- Nobody likes a frizzy,
- unkempt budget.
So far, rocque records
is sitting at a b-minus
for overall performance.
- Oh, b-minus.
That's not bad.
- But you need an "a"
- if you want to stay
- in this building.
Both: Come again?
- If you don't give me
- a grade-a performance,
- I'm going to give this
- centrally located,
Expensive office
to someone who can.
Like our lucrative
gaming division,
who's made millions
with their addictive
"castle bashers" game.
- This place is sweet.
- Uber sweet.
- You can't give away
- our office.
Where will rocque records go?
- To our less luxurious
storage warehouse
in rancho cucamonga.
- Yeah, well,
- big time rush is gonna nail
- Their live performance
- this morning
And sell millions of cds.
- In fact, I bet they're
warming up onstage right now.
- I thought I told you
to leave me out of this.
I have to defeat the she-beast
- before she destroys
- the dwarf people.
- Won't happen again.
- Thank you.
- So sorry.
- Thank you.
- Okay, operation
- "cut out time from 'A.M. L.A.'
- So big time rush can perform
- on live TV"
Is under way.
- That's a really long
- operation name.
- Ooh, how about something cool
like "operation winter blitz."
- It's catchier,
but it's not winter.
- Just move out.
- Mee, may, my, mo, moo.
Kennedy.
Am I handsome?
- Gorgeous, miles.
- And we're cutting big time rush
- from the show,
So change the prompter.
- We are live
in five, four, three...
- Good morning, Los Angeles.
I'm miles bainbridge,
and this is "A.M. L.A."
Featuring Ken kurasowa
with traffic,
- the weekend recipe
- with chef hollandaise,
- Market update with...
- We're in.
The teleprompter is ours.
- Give us a good intro.
- And weather on the 15s.
- Also joining us live
- in the studio,
Celebrity environmentalist
ed begley Jr.,
and a musical performance
- by the greatest band
- in the history of the world,
Big time rush.
And now the...
- Being the greatest band
- in the history of the world,
Check.
- Now to shave some time
off morning update.
- And now the morning's
top stories.
- The governor issued an apology
- to voters yesterday
- Following the recent discovery
- that he is,
In fact, a terrible governor.
- Faster.
- And in other news,
- a curious little kitty
- Got more than he bargained
- for yesterday afternoon
- When he got stuck on top
- of the Hollywood sign.
- All eyes are on
- the city of angels...
- What's going on?
- I don't know.
I don't have control.
- [Speaking faster
- and at higher pitch]
All: Faster.
- [Speaking
[progressively faster]
- Hey, there... you.
Affected car's trunks.
- Great news.
- We shaved a whole minute
- off your show.
- Oh.
De nada.
- Security.
- We should run.
- Both: Right.
- Get over here!
- Ed, I wouldn't do that
- if I were you.
- The cleanliness test.
Both: Yes!
- "D."
Both: What?
- Rock and roll is supposed
- to be gritty, dirty.
Look at these gamers.
Squish!
- Their filthy,
- which means they're too busy
Making me money to shower.
- And, again, big time rush
is going to rock "A.M. L.A."
And make you more money.
- Because there is no way
my dogs are gonna let me down.
- And traffic is backed up
- on the 134,
- And it continues to bleed
- to the 101
And the congestion...
- Run!
- And on the 105,
- there are reports of a crash.
- Hey, stop!
There he is!
- Oh, no!
- Retreat!
- Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!
- Help!
- It's locked.
- We've got the perps.
- Are we authorized
- to use force?
- Absolutely.
- Get beat up
- by security guards?
Nope, not on my list.
- Logan, options, now.
- Well, there's four of us
and just three of them,
but their huge, so...
Scream?
- It's working.
All: Katie?
- Thanks.
I was just about to beat
the castle guards
- so I could get to
- the final boss level.
- Sorry.
- Sorry, baby sister.
- Oh, Katie.
Could you keep mom asleep?
- She doesn't need
- to see any of this, right?
- But, seriously, where'd she
- get that taser, man?
- I don't know.
- Okay.
The dogs are clearly
gonna get arrested
and not perform, so, um...
What do we do!
- We just have to ace the rest
- of Griffin's evaluation.
- "D."
You just failed my secret test.
- What is the secret test?
- If I told you,
ii wouldn't be a secret.
- Servers coming in,
and we are online.
All: Yeah!
- Stop, stop, stop!
- We are gonna ace
- the rest of this test,
And there is no way
that you are moving in
to my studio.
- Yuh-huh.
Both: Nuh-uh.
- Yuh-huh.
Both: Nuh-uh!
- Ooh, rocque records gets
an "a" for snappy comebacks.
- Yes.
- All they said was, "nuh-uh."
- Yes, but they did it
- as a team.
- Teamwork is very important
- for the bottom line.
Now.
The breakfast test.
Both: Let's do this.
- I could've sworn I brought
my solar-powered tasers.
- We are back in 30.
- Okay.
- We got to cut three more minutes
- from the show to perform.
- Then operation
"we love ed begley Jr.,
- but we have to cut
- his segment short to perform"
Is under way.
- Okay, next time, I'm in charge
of operation naming.
- Ow!
- What'd you do that for?
- Number 11, slap a pharaoh.
- Check.
- Move out!
- Okay.
- We are live
in five, four, three...
- Welcome back, la.
- Chef hollandaise
- and the Hollywood minute
- Are coming up,
- but first, I'm with actor
And green entrepreneur
ed begley Jr.
- Ed, welcome to the show.
- Miles, thanks for having me.
- I have some wonderful
- energy saving devices
To show your viewers
like begley's own
wind-powered spinning tie rack.
- I'll take four.
- Ugh.
- They're still here,
- aren't they?
- Yeah.
- And what else you got?
- Begley's own
soy mulch energy drink.
- What happened
- to the drink part?
- But if you really want
- to save energy,
You have to try begley's own
pedal power toaster.
And as my assistant
will demonstrate,
- the faster you pedal,
- the faster you toast.
- Oh, that's heating up.
- Breakfast.
- See, it works.
- Oh!
- Okay,
with Ed's segment shortened
and the Hollywood minute gone,
- we only need to cut another
- two minutes from the show,
- And...
- We can sing!
- You will never perform
on my show.
Security!
I need security!
- We should run again.
- Yep.
- Yep!
- Ooh!
- You know that producer lady
- is gonna have
Every security guard
on the lot after you.
- Not if my baby sister,
whom I love,
- creates a distraction.
- All: Please, please, please.
- Just when I think I'm out,
they pull me right back in.
- We got a 417 in progress.
- Tiny suspect in a begley Jr.
- Nitrogen scoot-around.
We need backup!
- Mm, delicious.
But you get another "d."
It's too expensive.
I was hoping
for bike-powered toast.
[Sad trombone,
[dramatic tone]
- That was a trust fall,
- Gustavo...
- And you failed again.
Because if I can't trust
the head of rocque records,
who can I trust?
- Area's secure.
All doors are blocked,
- and there is no big time rush
- on this floor.
- Ha, and they thought they
- could beat
The number one producer in la.
Ha!
Hollandaise, you're up!
And take as much time
as you need.
- Today, la,
we are making beef bourguignon.
Now, this recipe will take
a long time to prepare,
but it's worth it.
- Now, you start
- by cutting your meat
Back and forth,
and back and forth.
- Sorry, chef,
but we have
to cut this segment short.
- What is that noise?
Both: He'll be fine.
- Chef carlito's here.
This beef blah-blah-blah
just takes way too long
after a busy day.
So instead,
go with fish sticks.
Your kids are gonna love 'em.
- And you'll love being done
- with dinner,
- So, I don't know, you can read
- a book or something.
Bam!
It's that simple.
- Cut the cooking spot
and move to
the financial update.
- Still no words.
- Cue card.
Cue card!
- And here's
- the financial report
With new correspondent Logan.
- What?
Don't... ugh!
- Today I recommend buying stock
in begley's own green products.
The tasers are excellent.
The energy drinks...
Really work,
and his organic saws
- can cut through
- the toughest studio floors.
Now over to James diamond
with the weather.
- Do we really need
- a weather report?
It's la.
It's gonna be bright and sunny
all year long.
Be a weather man...
Check!
Ha!
- Go back to miles.
Back to miles!
- These are really excellent,
chef Carlos.
Mm.
Oh, I'm gonna
put my feet up too.
- Get me...
Every security officer
on the kula lot
and destroy big time rush!
- This just in.
Every security guard
on the kula lot
is currently involved
in a low-speed chase.
- Both: Sweet!
- Ow!
- Let's go live.
- One more level
till I beat the game!
- Ow!
- Do you want me
to go to commercial?
What does this mean?
- Got to go.
- Right.
- Ah, chef Carlos
and three guys
in yellow jackets.
- Well, the tallies are in,
- and rocque records currently has
The second lowest company rating
next to our company's
floundering fish stick division.
- See what I did there,
- "floundering"?
- Whoa!
I just hacked into
Valerie bertinelli's
email account.
- So pack your bags, Gustavo.
- It looks like you're on your way
- to rancho cucamonga...
Uh, what, what?
Well, that changes everything.
All: What changes everything?
- Thanks to big time rush's
- TV appearance,
Stock in rcm's frozen fish stick
division just jumped 20%.
- On Logan's advice,
- our accountants purchased stock
In begley's own green company,
- so now he can afford
- to save the world,
And James' super sunny forecast
has our sun block
flying off the shelves.
In total, the boys just earned
the company $3.9 million.
In 1.9 minutes.
Both: So we're staying?
- Let's see how many people
- download this song
After the performance.
- Oh, are we back?
- We're back?
Why are we back?
- We don't have
- any more segments!
- We're four minutes short.
- Oh, if only there was
- something that could be done
To fill that time.
All: Hmm.
- Never!
Do you hear me?
I'd rather have four minutes
of dead air
and to get fired
than to lose to you!
As long as I'm standing here,
oh, big time rush
will never perform
on live TV!
- Whoa!
- I did it!
I defeated the evil she-beast!
- Ow.
- And I was playing
while driving again, wasn't I?
All: Yep.
- Miles.
- Ooh!
- Words to read.
Let's give it up
for big time rush!
- ♪ Get a call
on a random afternoon ♪
♪ I pick it up
and I see that it's you ♪
♪ like my heart
you were breaking the news ♪
♪ you said it's over,
it's over, it's over ♪
- ♪ I found a place
where I can lose myself ♪
♪ and just leave
your memory on the shelf ♪
♪ see I'm fine,
no I don't need nobody else ♪
♪ 'cause i'm, I'm goin',
I'm goin', I'm goin' ♪
All:
- ♪ Spending money
like it don't mean a thing ♪
♪ I'm goin' crazy now
don't even think ♪
♪ losing my mind
is all I can do ♪
♪ Don't care my head's
spinning all around now ♪
- This just in.
Big time rush rocks!
- Whoo!
- Boy, that's good.
- Yes, big time rush does rock.
- Both: Boom!
- Both: But what about us?
- How about I get you all
virtual offices?
Both: Sweet.
Both: Yes!
- And we are out.
- Both: Thank you so much.
- Good show.
- Perform on live TV?
All: Check.
- Hey, guys.
- Uh, did I miss anything?
- No.
- Nope.
- All: No.
- Nothing at all.
- Totally normal day.
- ♪ Step it up,
get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
All:
- ♪ Make it work,
- get it right ♪
- Hey!
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ so you gotta
live it big time ♪
We're performing on live TV.
- Can you believe
- it's 5:00 A.M.?
Why do early morning shows
- have to shoot
- so early in the morning?
- Don't wake her.
- She hasn't had her eight hours
- of sleep yet.
- Big time rush.
Huge fan.
- I'm Jane Kennedy,
- the producer,
And welcome to "A.M. L.A."
La's number one morning show.
Come on.
- Yeah.
That is la's number one
morning host,
miles bainbridge,
warming up la's
number one teleprompter.
- No, I'm pretty sure
Los Angeles is just one word.
- Come on.
And this is the green room
where you can relax, eat,
and meet our other guests
like actor environmentalist
ed begley Jr.
- Hey, guys,
- I'm here to promote my new line
Of environmentally friendly...
- Keep it fresh
- for the show, ed.
- Yeah.
- We are so excited
To have btr at "A.M. L.A.,"
and I just know
that our 3 million viewers
will be excited too.
- Well, we are very excited
to be here.
- Yeah, the show's running long.
You guys are cut.
Wake up mommy and get out.
- Harsh.
- ♪ Make it count,
play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
All:
All:
All:
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ so you got
to live it big time ♪
- What just happened?
- The official term is
you got bumped.
- Leave me out of this.
- I'm on level 12
- of "castle bashers,"
And I have to get my four
knights to the ring of fire.
- Go get her.
- Go, go, go, go, go.
- Wait, wait, wait, hold on!
- What do you mean "cut"?
- It means I have to cut time
- from my show,
And you were it.
- Wait, but being on live TV
is number seven
- on my list of things to do
- before I'm 20.
- You don't have a list.
Oh, I have a list.
- Look, you just said that
you were excited to have us.
- I'm a producer.
I lie.
And my show is four minutes
too long.
- And la needs their traffic,
- weather, stock reports,
Celebrity interviews,
and cooking tips.
What they don't need to see
is a stupid boy band.
- "Vocal group" is a term
- that could also be used.
- So is,
"you were cut from my show,
so get off my set."
- I did not get up at 5:00 A.M.
- To be treated like this.
- Absolutely not.
- Nope.
- Hurry up.
- We have to meet the boys
- at the studio.
- Why do they have to shoot
- early morning shows
So early in the morning?
Oh, I'm still dreaming.
- I'm having
- another Griffin-mare.
Only this time,
there's no leeches.
- I'm no dream, Gustavo,
and I'm here because it's time
for your rcm/cbt
global net/sanyoid
corporate evaluation.
- What? What?
- Nobody told us about this.
- I never do,
but congratulations.
You've passed the first test.
Employees at work by 5:00 A.M..
"A."
- Yeah, Griffin, we're in
- a little bit of a rush.
To see the boys
on "A.M. L.A.," so...
- And I'm kind of running
- a $90 billion company here,
- Which is why all our divisions
- are being tested...
- Our investment firms,
- our mutant power research labs,
- Even our
- frozen fish stick division.
- Great.
- Here's last year's reports,
- expenses,
- And profit projections
- on big time rush.
Enjoy.
- My evaluation is
a meticulously crafted
top-to-bottom review
that I've personally devised
and make up as I go along.
- Kelly, text the dogs.
- Let them know we're gonna be
- running late.
- Got it.
- Yeah.
- No.
And now test number two.
How is rocque records
at giving haircuts?
- Okay, we're live
in 15 minutes.
- So, um, we looked
- at the schedule...
- And if you trim just
- a little time from the weather,
The chef dude's weekend recipe,
- the market update,
- and cut one Hollywood minute...
- You'll have time
- for big time rush.
- And I can check
"live TV face time" off my list.
- This is good.
No, this... this works.
I think I owe you guys
an apology.
- Oh, jeez.
- Follow me.
- Great.
- Oh, sweet!
- I'm gonna tell the director
to make these changes
right now.
But I need for you guys
- to wait
- in our special waiting room.
- Special waiting room!
- Sweet!
- Suh-weet!
- Get out of my face,
you stupid singing teens.
- Of course, you realize...
All: This means war.
- Ooh, not bad.
How's your hair, Jessica?
- Ooh.
Rocque records gets a "d"
for hair cutting.
- What does hair cutting
- have to do
With your corporate strategy?
- Everything.
If you can make hair look good,
you can make a budget look good.
- Nobody likes a frizzy,
- unkempt budget.
So far, rocque records
is sitting at a b-minus
for overall performance.
- Oh, b-minus.
That's not bad.
- But you need an "a"
- if you want to stay
- in this building.
Both: Come again?
- If you don't give me
- a grade-a performance,
- I'm going to give this
- centrally located,
Expensive office
to someone who can.
Like our lucrative
gaming division,
who's made millions
with their addictive
"castle bashers" game.
- This place is sweet.
- Uber sweet.
- You can't give away
- our office.
Where will rocque records go?
- To our less luxurious
storage warehouse
in rancho cucamonga.
- Yeah, well,
- big time rush is gonna nail
- Their live performance
- this morning
And sell millions of cds.
- In fact, I bet they're
warming up onstage right now.
- I thought I told you
to leave me out of this.
I have to defeat the she-beast
- before she destroys
- the dwarf people.
- Won't happen again.
- Thank you.
- So sorry.
- Thank you.
- Okay, operation
- "cut out time from 'A.M. L.A.'
- So big time rush can perform
- on live TV"
Is under way.
- That's a really long
- operation name.
- Ooh, how about something cool
like "operation winter blitz."
- It's catchier,
but it's not winter.
- Just move out.
- Mee, may, my, mo, moo.
Kennedy.
Am I handsome?
- Gorgeous, miles.
- And we're cutting big time rush
- from the show,
So change the prompter.
- We are live
in five, four, three...
- Good morning, Los Angeles.
I'm miles bainbridge,
and this is "A.M. L.A."
Featuring Ken kurasowa
with traffic,
- the weekend recipe
- with chef hollandaise,
- Market update with...
- We're in.
The teleprompter is ours.
- Give us a good intro.
- And weather on the 15s.
- Also joining us live
- in the studio,
Celebrity environmentalist
ed begley Jr.,
and a musical performance
- by the greatest band
- in the history of the world,
Big time rush.
And now the...
- Being the greatest band
- in the history of the world,
Check.
- Now to shave some time
off morning update.
- And now the morning's
top stories.
- The governor issued an apology
- to voters yesterday
- Following the recent discovery
- that he is,
In fact, a terrible governor.
- Faster.
- And in other news,
- a curious little kitty
- Got more than he bargained
- for yesterday afternoon
- When he got stuck on top
- of the Hollywood sign.
- All eyes are on
- the city of angels...
- What's going on?
- I don't know.
I don't have control.
- [Speaking faster
- and at higher pitch]
All: Faster.
- [Speaking
[progressively faster]
- Hey, there... you.
Affected car's trunks.
- Great news.
- We shaved a whole minute
- off your show.
- Oh.
De nada.
- Security.
- We should run.
- Both: Right.
- Get over here!
- Ed, I wouldn't do that
- if I were you.
- The cleanliness test.
Both: Yes!
- "D."
Both: What?
- Rock and roll is supposed
- to be gritty, dirty.
Look at these gamers.
Squish!
- Their filthy,
- which means they're too busy
Making me money to shower.
- And, again, big time rush
is going to rock "A.M. L.A."
And make you more money.
- Because there is no way
my dogs are gonna let me down.
- And traffic is backed up
- on the 134,
- And it continues to bleed
- to the 101
And the congestion...
- Run!
- And on the 105,
- there are reports of a crash.
- Hey, stop!
There he is!
- Oh, no!
- Retreat!
- Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!
- Help!
- It's locked.
- We've got the perps.
- Are we authorized
- to use force?
- Absolutely.
- Get beat up
- by security guards?
Nope, not on my list.
- Logan, options, now.
- Well, there's four of us
and just three of them,
but their huge, so...
Scream?
- It's working.
All: Katie?
- Thanks.
I was just about to beat
the castle guards
- so I could get to
- the final boss level.
- Sorry.
- Sorry, baby sister.
- Oh, Katie.
Could you keep mom asleep?
- She doesn't need
- to see any of this, right?
- But, seriously, where'd she
- get that taser, man?
- I don't know.
- Okay.
The dogs are clearly
gonna get arrested
and not perform, so, um...
What do we do!
- We just have to ace the rest
- of Griffin's evaluation.
- "D."
You just failed my secret test.
- What is the secret test?
- If I told you,
ii wouldn't be a secret.
- Servers coming in,
and we are online.
All: Yeah!
- Stop, stop, stop!
- We are gonna ace
- the rest of this test,
And there is no way
that you are moving in
to my studio.
- Yuh-huh.
Both: Nuh-uh.
- Yuh-huh.
Both: Nuh-uh!
- Ooh, rocque records gets
an "a" for snappy comebacks.
- Yes.
- All they said was, "nuh-uh."
- Yes, but they did it
- as a team.
- Teamwork is very important
- for the bottom line.
Now.
The breakfast test.
Both: Let's do this.
- I could've sworn I brought
my solar-powered tasers.
- We are back in 30.
- Okay.
- We got to cut three more minutes
- from the show to perform.
- Then operation
"we love ed begley Jr.,
- but we have to cut
- his segment short to perform"
Is under way.
- Okay, next time, I'm in charge
of operation naming.
- Ow!
- What'd you do that for?
- Number 11, slap a pharaoh.
- Check.
- Move out!
- Okay.
- We are live
in five, four, three...
- Welcome back, la.
- Chef hollandaise
- and the Hollywood minute
- Are coming up,
- but first, I'm with actor
And green entrepreneur
ed begley Jr.
- Ed, welcome to the show.
- Miles, thanks for having me.
- I have some wonderful
- energy saving devices
To show your viewers
like begley's own
wind-powered spinning tie rack.
- I'll take four.
- Ugh.
- They're still here,
- aren't they?
- Yeah.
- And what else you got?
- Begley's own
soy mulch energy drink.
- What happened
- to the drink part?
- But if you really want
- to save energy,
You have to try begley's own
pedal power toaster.
And as my assistant
will demonstrate,
- the faster you pedal,
- the faster you toast.
- Oh, that's heating up.
- Breakfast.
- See, it works.
- Oh!
- Okay,
with Ed's segment shortened
and the Hollywood minute gone,
- we only need to cut another
- two minutes from the show,
- And...
- We can sing!
- You will never perform
on my show.
Security!
I need security!
- We should run again.
- Yep.
- Yep!
- Ooh!
- You know that producer lady
- is gonna have
Every security guard
on the lot after you.
- Not if my baby sister,
whom I love,
- creates a distraction.
- All: Please, please, please.
- Just when I think I'm out,
they pull me right back in.
- We got a 417 in progress.
- Tiny suspect in a begley Jr.
- Nitrogen scoot-around.
We need backup!
- Mm, delicious.
But you get another "d."
It's too expensive.
I was hoping
for bike-powered toast.
[Sad trombone,
[dramatic tone]
- That was a trust fall,
- Gustavo...
- And you failed again.
Because if I can't trust
the head of rocque records,
who can I trust?
- Area's secure.
All doors are blocked,
- and there is no big time rush
- on this floor.
- Ha, and they thought they
- could beat
The number one producer in la.
Ha!
Hollandaise, you're up!
And take as much time
as you need.
- Today, la,
we are making beef bourguignon.
Now, this recipe will take
a long time to prepare,
but it's worth it.
- Now, you start
- by cutting your meat
Back and forth,
and back and forth.
- Sorry, chef,
but we have
to cut this segment short.
- What is that noise?
Both: He'll be fine.
- Chef carlito's here.
This beef blah-blah-blah
just takes way too long
after a busy day.
So instead,
go with fish sticks.
Your kids are gonna love 'em.
- And you'll love being done
- with dinner,
- So, I don't know, you can read
- a book or something.
Bam!
It's that simple.
- Cut the cooking spot
and move to
the financial update.
- Still no words.
- Cue card.
Cue card!
- And here's
- the financial report
With new correspondent Logan.
- What?
Don't... ugh!
- Today I recommend buying stock
in begley's own green products.
The tasers are excellent.
The energy drinks...
Really work,
and his organic saws
- can cut through
- the toughest studio floors.
Now over to James diamond
with the weather.
- Do we really need
- a weather report?
It's la.
It's gonna be bright and sunny
all year long.
Be a weather man...
Check!
Ha!
- Go back to miles.
Back to miles!
- These are really excellent,
chef Carlos.
Mm.
Oh, I'm gonna
put my feet up too.
- Get me...
Every security officer
on the kula lot
and destroy big time rush!
- This just in.
Every security guard
on the kula lot
is currently involved
in a low-speed chase.
- Both: Sweet!
- Ow!
- Let's go live.
- One more level
till I beat the game!
- Ow!
- Do you want me
to go to commercial?
What does this mean?
- Got to go.
- Right.
- Ah, chef Carlos
and three guys
in yellow jackets.
- Well, the tallies are in,
- and rocque records currently has
The second lowest company rating
next to our company's
floundering fish stick division.
- See what I did there,
- "floundering"?
- Whoa!
I just hacked into
Valerie bertinelli's
email account.
- So pack your bags, Gustavo.
- It looks like you're on your way
- to rancho cucamonga...
Uh, what, what?
Well, that changes everything.
All: What changes everything?
- Thanks to big time rush's
- TV appearance,
Stock in rcm's frozen fish stick
division just jumped 20%.
- On Logan's advice,
- our accountants purchased stock
In begley's own green company,
- so now he can afford
- to save the world,
And James' super sunny forecast
has our sun block
flying off the shelves.
In total, the boys just earned
the company $3.9 million.
In 1.9 minutes.
Both: So we're staying?
- Let's see how many people
- download this song
After the performance.
- Oh, are we back?
- We're back?
Why are we back?
- We don't have
- any more segments!
- We're four minutes short.
- Oh, if only there was
- something that could be done
To fill that time.
All: Hmm.
- Never!
Do you hear me?
I'd rather have four minutes
of dead air
and to get fired
than to lose to you!
As long as I'm standing here,
oh, big time rush
will never perform
on live TV!
- Whoa!
- I did it!
I defeated the evil she-beast!
- Ow.
- And I was playing
while driving again, wasn't I?
All: Yep.
- Miles.
- Ooh!
- Words to read.
Let's give it up
for big time rush!
- ♪ Get a call
on a random afternoon ♪
♪ I pick it up
and I see that it's you ♪
♪ like my heart
you were breaking the news ♪
♪ you said it's over,
it's over, it's over ♪
- ♪ I found a place
where I can lose myself ♪
♪ and just leave
your memory on the shelf ♪
♪ see I'm fine,
no I don't need nobody else ♪
♪ 'cause i'm, I'm goin',
I'm goin', I'm goin' ♪
All:
- ♪ Spending money
like it don't mean a thing ♪
♪ I'm goin' crazy now
don't even think ♪
♪ losing my mind
is all I can do ♪
♪ Don't care my head's
spinning all around now ♪
- This just in.
Big time rush rocks!
- Whoo!
- Boy, that's good.
- Yes, big time rush does rock.
- Both: Boom!
- Both: But what about us?
- How about I get you all
virtual offices?
Both: Sweet.
Both: Yes!
- And we are out.
- Both: Thank you so much.
- Good show.
- Perform on live TV?
All: Check.
- Hey, guys.
- Uh, did I miss anything?
- No.
- Nope.
- All: No.
- Nothing at all.
- Totally normal day.
- ♪ Step it up,
get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
All:
- ♪ Make it work,
- get it right ♪
- Hey!
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ so you gotta
live it big time ♪