Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 2, Episode 1 - Welcome Back Big Time - full transcript
After the group finishes their first worldwide tour, they find themselves missing out on what life has in store for them at the Palm Woods Hotel, like lost homework time, other hotel guests taking over the pool, and Jo getting an acting job with a co-star who wants to get as close to her in real life as their characters are on their show.
♪ rollin' past graffiti walls ♪
♪ billboards lighting up the block ♪
# every one of us on a mission #
- # oh, yeah #
Kendall tell me, how was your first tour?
It's awesome.
We love performing so close to our fans.
Oh, and I love performing
so close to the food ***
♪ because the night is young ♪
♪ the line is out the door ♪
♪ today was crazy but ♪
# tonight the city's ours #
- # live it up#
♪ until the morning comes ♪
♪ today was crazy but ♪
♪ tonight ♪
***
*** by Big Time Crush.
Rush.
- Right.
Aargh.
*** autograph pig.
Wait, Tallulah!
♪ today was crazy ♪
♪ but tonight the city is ours ♪
♪ live it up until the morning comes ♪
♪ today was crazy ♪
♪ but tonight the city is ours ♪
Oh, yeah!
- Oh, there's no place like home!
Yeah!
Hey!
Big Time Rush is back!
Huh? Who are all these people?
It's fall, and all the new kids
with new dreams have arrived.
Whoo.
Welcome back!
You've missed three weeks of school.
You're behind on your book reports,
all your math homework,
your science projects.
Okay.
- And they're all due...
tomorrow.
Guys, guys, chillax.
The tour is over.
We're back at the Palmwoods,
and everything is gonna be cool.
If you think you can steal
me from my old boyfriend,
you're right.
♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh ♪
♪ make it count, play it straight ♪
♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪
♪ where you go big time ♪
♪ what you know, what you feel ♪
♪ never quitin', make it real ♪
♪ when you're going big time ♪
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ hey, hey listen to your heart now ♪
♪ hey, hey don't you feel the rush ♪
# oh-oh, oh-oh #
- # hey, hey #
♪ go and shake it up ♪
♪ whatcha gotta lose ♪
♪ go and make your luck ♪
♪ with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it ♪
♪ big time ♪
Well, the quiet was nice,
but I did miss my boys.
And I missed your home cooking!
How can you be happy?
Look at all the work we
have to do by tomorrow.
I am impressed, though.
I figured you'd be all
freaked out and yelly.
Oh, you mean like this?
This time we're gonna announce
our presence with more authority.
Nobody even said hi.
We are popular here, okay?
Now, who's with me?
I'm in!
We need to reestablish our
Palmwoods cred with the new kids.
We need to finish these projects.
See this blank science
display board right here?
It's blank!
Hey, has anyone even
noticed Kendall might be dead?
I'm freakin' out!
Honey, I have always liked Jo,
and this does not sound like her.
And if you want to be in a
relationship with someone,
trust is number one.
Now go find her,
be open with her,
and just ask her what's going on.
And... if something is going on,
I always hated her.
Where is he?
Okay, no, Camille. Please, not now.
I have a lot of work
to do, and I'm freaked.
Finally, someone around
here that knows us!
Well, I'm not sure about this new town,
but I am sure glad I met you.
No.
I told you. It's... it's wrong.
See, she still has the hots for you.
But it's so right.
Then again, you were gone for six weeks,
and that guy is way
better looking than you.
Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What is this?
How could you?
Who's the dude?
Girl supposed to kiss me boy!
Back off.
I, uh, you...
This is a scene from my script.
I could, because I got a lead role
in the new CW show New Town High.
The dude is my costar, Jett Stetson,
who plays my love interest in the show,
and I was gonna surprise you
with the news when you got back,
but you're back, so...
Surprise.
Okay.
That explains it.
Were you spying on us?
No.
Kendall. Hi, I'm Jett.
I'm Katie. I manage hot
talent for TV and movies.
I'm also a modeling agent
and available for limited
dating in six years.
Wait for me.
Oh, look at the time.
Uh, Jo, we're gonna be
late for that photo shoot.
Oh, right.
Do you want to come,
to make sure that nothing's going on?
No. I trust you.
I trust her, right?
I wouldn't,
'cause that guy is way
better looking than you.
♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh ♪
♪ make it count, play it straight ♪
♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪
# when you go big time #
- How long has it been?
30 seconds.
And nobody has come
over to say "hi" or "hey"
or, "we're new to the Palmwoods,
and we heard you guys rule the pool."
Or these kids have been here for
six weeks while you were on tour.
So to them, you're the new guys.
Yeah, see those guys over
there investigating that stain?
They are of the new stars of teen NCSI,
and they are always in character.
Yeah... ah!
And say hello to Lil' Lee Roth.
He's single-handedly
bringing back the hair band.
No matter how big they are,
they should know us and
want to hang with us.
We're Big Time Rush!
We autographed a pig!
Yeah, but, I mean, I didn't
hang out with you guys
until I found out how crazy
you are with your fire pit jams
and parties and general youthful antics.
That's it.
I know what to do.
Whoo-hoo!
Did it work?
Well, you got their attention.
But now they hate you.
Sorry.
Come on, miss Collins.
We can't get all this
work done by tomorrow.
Well, I could give you an extension,
but aspa rules state
that you cannot perform
until all your assignments are complete
with at least a c-plus average.
Whoa, whoa.
Nobody informed me of this.
Yes, I did.
I sent all the information,
emailed all the assignments,
and was told everything
was being taken care of.
Really, by who?
Are you nuts?
I didn't tell the boys about school
because I needed them
to focus on the tour,
and I didn't tell you because
you would just yell at me,
like you did just there.
Yeah, but if they don't get all of
their schoolwork done by tomorrow,
they can't work.
Yeah, no rehearsals, no
recordings, no concerts.
And who cares?
I need a break from you dogs.
So take your time and do your homework,
because the tour is over.
Swell news, everyone.
The tour is not over.
Because tomorrow,
Big Time Rush is playing
k- blast's famous Rocktoberfest.
You got Big Time Rush on
k -blast's Rocktoberfest?
How?
With a little wheeling, a
little dealing, and poison.
Now, why do Kelly and
Logan look worried?
No, they are not worried!
They just can't believe that
rocktober is already here!
Hurray!
I love rocktober!
Hurray!
Good, and don't let me down.
Remember, big time
rush, rocktober, poison.
Oh, no!
What are we gonna do?
It's hard to tell how long the
bodies have been laying there.
They're cold... real cold.
We've been here for almost a year,
Which is longer than you guys.
Yeah, and we're cold because you new
kids took all of our chairs and towels.
Well, then, I guess this case is all...
wrapped up.
Happens every year.
The newbies arrive full of
dreams to take over the town.
And try to steal your pool cred.
We're listening.
You've got to nip it in the bud.
Congratulations.
You convinced your parents
to move you to Hollywood.
And now you're ready to move this town
with your talent in acting,
singing, or whatever.
Now move your butts off our table,
go back to where you came from,
because you peaked at homecoming queen.
See?
Yeah, but that was kind of mean.
Hey, if you want to rule this pool...
You got to do it with an iron fist.
I don't like making people cry.
Me neither.
Shouldn't you be upstairs
working on your science project?
I'm doing research.
Your project is on Jett Stetson?
He's dated every one of his costars.
That's not the worst of it.
Page 13, Jo plays Rachel,
and Jett is Drake.
They kiss?
Keep reading.
For five pages?
Yeah, the photo shoot went great,
and we're shooting the
kissing scene tonight.
I should probably warm up my lips.
I want this scene to be hot.
Mm!
By the way,
I'm way better looking than you.
All right, three weeks of
Palmwoods schoolwork a done.
Uh, one problem.
We didn't do it.
Yeah, well, do you see James,
Carlos, or Kendall anywhere?
And how are we going to
explain to miss Collins
we got three weeks of
schoolwork done in two hours?
We'll tell her it was
a rocktober miracle.
And she will believe me
because she is stupid.
He made me do it.
- Mr. Rocque,
I encourage students to help each
other with difficult assignments,
but I do not accept Internet
purchased science projects,
rented book reports.
And how did you get
this math done so fast?
We hired some nerds from Caltech.
Perhaps two tickets to Rocktoberfest
will change your mind.
They won't.
Ah, gosh!
And if you want the boys
to perform at Rocktoberfest,
their work is due tomorrow...
and must average a c-plus.
Logan has to do the projects.
What?
- The other guys are awol,
and miss Collins "encourages"
students to help each other.
It's impossible.
900 years ago,
the pilgrims came to
this great land of ours
in search of freedom,
the freedom to rock!
The pilgrims came seeking
religious freedom.
These are different pilgrims!
And today we celebrate the bravery
of those headbanging
pioneers for one month,
Rocktober.
Now,
are you gonna sit there and give up?
Or are you gonna grab
a number two pencil,
strap on your thinking cap,
and save rocktober?
I'll need report covers,
a glue stick, a protractor,
green glitter number three,
and 19 high-energy sports drinks.
Yes!
So you read the script.
He dates every one of his costars.
I don't like him. I like you.
Yeah...
Hey, I trusted you those
weeks you were gone.
And you've got girls holding
up "I heart Kendall" signs.
But I didn't kiss them.
And I'm not kissing Jett.
My character Rachel is kissing Drake.
Come to the set.
You'll see the whole thing
is totally professional
and doesn't mean a thing.
Fine, I'll go.
Because I am totally professional too.
It's Rachel making out with Drake,
not you and Jett.
Easy.
Could you stop that, please?
Okay, what's the plan again?
You play halfway there.
Then we all sing.
And then everyone joins in
for one of our famous
fire pit jam sessions.
They love you, and you
rule the pool again.
Shpingo!
Now play!
One, two.
One, two...
Whoo!
Lil' Lee Roth is rocking the pool!
Yeah... ah!
He does that every day.
That's it. We got to throw a party.
And we got to get unitards.
Don't do that.
There's something weird about this town.
They don't want us here.
But I want to be here with you.
Cut!
I'm sorry.
New town high, make out scene, take two.
Action!
- But I want to be here with you.
Clank!
Ow!
Cut!
Sorry. My bad.
Make out scene, take 25.
Action.
Cut!
Oh.
This isn't root beer.
Sorry, I'm sorry!
A mistake! It was a mistake!
No! No! I promise I'll be quiet!
But I want to be here with you.
Ah...
Nobody is that good an actress.
Nobody can hold their breath that long!
5.87 greater than...
sports drink!
Whoo!
14.7, 23 pi.
Science station!
Can a watermelon power a
device to make perfect toast?
It didn't make toast.
Exactly. That was my hypothesis.
Watermelons can't make toast.
That is a horrible science project.
I'm only going for a c -plus.
Book report!
Turn.
Shouldn't the other guys
be doing some of the work?
Oh, don't worry. They will.
Turn!
I think dating in Hollywood
is a little more complicated
than in Minnesota.
There is nothing going
on between me and Jett.
And I believe you.
I swear.
Good.
Then I'm gonna put my stuff down,
go get us both a soda,
and then you can tell
me all about the tour.
"I feel the same way about you."
Trust is number one.
Nobody is that good an actress.
That guy is way better looking than you.
What are you guys doing here?
I work here.
I'm heading to the gym.
Moral support.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Is that my phone?
"I feel the same way about you."
What does Jett feel the same way about?
"wow, what a great day on set!"
"I know.
B.T.W., you are a really gifted actor."
"I feel the same way about you."
And that's exactly what I thought.
Can we just forget all
of this ever happened?
I think you should just forget about me.
Ooh, tough break, buddy.
We'll find you a new girlfriend...
At our welcome back big-time...
Party!
Ooh-ooh!
By now, the noobs know about
bitters' no-party rule.
But that never stopped Big Time Rush,
and that's why everyone's
gonna come to our...
Great. You got here fast.
Hey, everybody, delivery guys are here.
Whoo! Party!
Oh, yeah.
Looks like rocktober
came early this year.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Boopity-boppity!
Beepity-bop!
Yeah-ah!
I am so sad.
Write 25 over 63.
Write c-a-r-l-o-s here.
Pour this...
on that.
"Does bleach effect plant growth?"
We just need a c-plus!
Just do it!
Kendall knight.
C- plus.
Yes! Yes!
James diamond. C -plus.
Yeah! Yes!
Carlos Garcia.
"b."
Ha!
I'm smarter than you.
Logan Mitchell.
"c."
Plus.
Yes!
Rocktoberfest, here we come!
Are you guys
playing at Rocktoberfest?
Yeah, we're one of the bands.
Can you get us tickets?
- Come on!
You can all watch from the V.I.P. area
thanks to Big Time Rush.
Oh, you know they just
love us for our tickets.
We're okay with that.
Ooh-ooh!
Hey. It's me.
I'm sorry.
I can't forget about you.
I'm gonna leave you a
ticket to Rocktoberfest.
If you come, then I know
you'll give me another chance,
but if you don't, then I know it's over.
Hey, I was thinking,
after we're done shooting
the scene today,
maybe you and I could go
see a movie or something.
What do you think?
Are you ready for rocktober?
Oh, it really is a rocktober miracle.
The entire Palmwoods is here,
old and new.
Except...
Sorry, buddy.
Okay, we're gonna perform four songs,
and we're gonna start
with the city is ours.
I want to do the new one.
Really? I don't think that
we've rehearsed that one enough.
Just trust me.
He's got this.
♪ get a call on a random afternoon ♪
♪ I pick it up ♪
♪ and I see that it's you ♪
♪ like my heart ♪
♪ you were breaking the news ♪
♪ you say, it's over ♪
♪ it's over ♪
♪ it's over ♪
♪ and now 'cause I'm out of my mind ♪
♪ all my friends are gonna see me tonight ♪
♪ staying here till the sun starts to rise ♪
♪ and I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪
♪ dance hard, laugh more ♪
♪ turn the music up now ♪
♪ party like a rock star ♪
♪ can I get a what now? ♪
♪ I swear I'll do anything that I have to ♪
♪ till I forget about you ♪
♪ jump up, fall down ♪
♪ gotta play it loud now ♪
♪ don't care ♪
♪ my head's spinning all around now ♪
♪ I swear I'll do anything that I have to ♪
♪ till I forget about you ♪
♪ dance hard, laugh more ♪
♪ turn the music up now ♪
♪ party like a rock star ♪
♪ can I get a what now? ♪
This is going to be
the best rocktober ever.
♪ anything that I have to ♪
♪ till I forget about you ♪
♪ jump up, fall down ♪
♪ gotta play it loud now ♪
♪ don't care ♪
♪ my head's spinning all around now ♪
♪ I swear I'll do anything that I have to ♪
♪ I can't forget about you ♪
Synch by Benfo.
♪ billboards lighting up the block ♪
# every one of us on a mission #
- # oh, yeah #
Kendall tell me, how was your first tour?
It's awesome.
We love performing so close to our fans.
Oh, and I love performing
so close to the food ***
♪ because the night is young ♪
♪ the line is out the door ♪
♪ today was crazy but ♪
# tonight the city's ours #
- # live it up#
♪ until the morning comes ♪
♪ today was crazy but ♪
♪ tonight ♪
***
*** by Big Time Crush.
Rush.
- Right.
Aargh.
*** autograph pig.
Wait, Tallulah!
♪ today was crazy ♪
♪ but tonight the city is ours ♪
♪ live it up until the morning comes ♪
♪ today was crazy ♪
♪ but tonight the city is ours ♪
Oh, yeah!
- Oh, there's no place like home!
Yeah!
Hey!
Big Time Rush is back!
Huh? Who are all these people?
It's fall, and all the new kids
with new dreams have arrived.
Whoo.
Welcome back!
You've missed three weeks of school.
You're behind on your book reports,
all your math homework,
your science projects.
Okay.
- And they're all due...
tomorrow.
Guys, guys, chillax.
The tour is over.
We're back at the Palmwoods,
and everything is gonna be cool.
If you think you can steal
me from my old boyfriend,
you're right.
♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh ♪
♪ make it count, play it straight ♪
♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪
♪ where you go big time ♪
♪ what you know, what you feel ♪
♪ never quitin', make it real ♪
♪ when you're going big time ♪
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ hey, hey listen to your heart now ♪
♪ hey, hey don't you feel the rush ♪
# oh-oh, oh-oh #
- # hey, hey #
♪ go and shake it up ♪
♪ whatcha gotta lose ♪
♪ go and make your luck ♪
♪ with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it ♪
♪ big time ♪
Well, the quiet was nice,
but I did miss my boys.
And I missed your home cooking!
How can you be happy?
Look at all the work we
have to do by tomorrow.
I am impressed, though.
I figured you'd be all
freaked out and yelly.
Oh, you mean like this?
This time we're gonna announce
our presence with more authority.
Nobody even said hi.
We are popular here, okay?
Now, who's with me?
I'm in!
We need to reestablish our
Palmwoods cred with the new kids.
We need to finish these projects.
See this blank science
display board right here?
It's blank!
Hey, has anyone even
noticed Kendall might be dead?
I'm freakin' out!
Honey, I have always liked Jo,
and this does not sound like her.
And if you want to be in a
relationship with someone,
trust is number one.
Now go find her,
be open with her,
and just ask her what's going on.
And... if something is going on,
I always hated her.
Where is he?
Okay, no, Camille. Please, not now.
I have a lot of work
to do, and I'm freaked.
Finally, someone around
here that knows us!
Well, I'm not sure about this new town,
but I am sure glad I met you.
No.
I told you. It's... it's wrong.
See, she still has the hots for you.
But it's so right.
Then again, you were gone for six weeks,
and that guy is way
better looking than you.
Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What is this?
How could you?
Who's the dude?
Girl supposed to kiss me boy!
Back off.
I, uh, you...
This is a scene from my script.
I could, because I got a lead role
in the new CW show New Town High.
The dude is my costar, Jett Stetson,
who plays my love interest in the show,
and I was gonna surprise you
with the news when you got back,
but you're back, so...
Surprise.
Okay.
That explains it.
Were you spying on us?
No.
Kendall. Hi, I'm Jett.
I'm Katie. I manage hot
talent for TV and movies.
I'm also a modeling agent
and available for limited
dating in six years.
Wait for me.
Oh, look at the time.
Uh, Jo, we're gonna be
late for that photo shoot.
Oh, right.
Do you want to come,
to make sure that nothing's going on?
No. I trust you.
I trust her, right?
I wouldn't,
'cause that guy is way
better looking than you.
♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh ♪
♪ make it count, play it straight ♪
♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪
# when you go big time #
- How long has it been?
30 seconds.
And nobody has come
over to say "hi" or "hey"
or, "we're new to the Palmwoods,
and we heard you guys rule the pool."
Or these kids have been here for
six weeks while you were on tour.
So to them, you're the new guys.
Yeah, see those guys over
there investigating that stain?
They are of the new stars of teen NCSI,
and they are always in character.
Yeah... ah!
And say hello to Lil' Lee Roth.
He's single-handedly
bringing back the hair band.
No matter how big they are,
they should know us and
want to hang with us.
We're Big Time Rush!
We autographed a pig!
Yeah, but, I mean, I didn't
hang out with you guys
until I found out how crazy
you are with your fire pit jams
and parties and general youthful antics.
That's it.
I know what to do.
Whoo-hoo!
Did it work?
Well, you got their attention.
But now they hate you.
Sorry.
Come on, miss Collins.
We can't get all this
work done by tomorrow.
Well, I could give you an extension,
but aspa rules state
that you cannot perform
until all your assignments are complete
with at least a c-plus average.
Whoa, whoa.
Nobody informed me of this.
Yes, I did.
I sent all the information,
emailed all the assignments,
and was told everything
was being taken care of.
Really, by who?
Are you nuts?
I didn't tell the boys about school
because I needed them
to focus on the tour,
and I didn't tell you because
you would just yell at me,
like you did just there.
Yeah, but if they don't get all of
their schoolwork done by tomorrow,
they can't work.
Yeah, no rehearsals, no
recordings, no concerts.
And who cares?
I need a break from you dogs.
So take your time and do your homework,
because the tour is over.
Swell news, everyone.
The tour is not over.
Because tomorrow,
Big Time Rush is playing
k- blast's famous Rocktoberfest.
You got Big Time Rush on
k -blast's Rocktoberfest?
How?
With a little wheeling, a
little dealing, and poison.
Now, why do Kelly and
Logan look worried?
No, they are not worried!
They just can't believe that
rocktober is already here!
Hurray!
I love rocktober!
Hurray!
Good, and don't let me down.
Remember, big time
rush, rocktober, poison.
Oh, no!
What are we gonna do?
It's hard to tell how long the
bodies have been laying there.
They're cold... real cold.
We've been here for almost a year,
Which is longer than you guys.
Yeah, and we're cold because you new
kids took all of our chairs and towels.
Well, then, I guess this case is all...
wrapped up.
Happens every year.
The newbies arrive full of
dreams to take over the town.
And try to steal your pool cred.
We're listening.
You've got to nip it in the bud.
Congratulations.
You convinced your parents
to move you to Hollywood.
And now you're ready to move this town
with your talent in acting,
singing, or whatever.
Now move your butts off our table,
go back to where you came from,
because you peaked at homecoming queen.
See?
Yeah, but that was kind of mean.
Hey, if you want to rule this pool...
You got to do it with an iron fist.
I don't like making people cry.
Me neither.
Shouldn't you be upstairs
working on your science project?
I'm doing research.
Your project is on Jett Stetson?
He's dated every one of his costars.
That's not the worst of it.
Page 13, Jo plays Rachel,
and Jett is Drake.
They kiss?
Keep reading.
For five pages?
Yeah, the photo shoot went great,
and we're shooting the
kissing scene tonight.
I should probably warm up my lips.
I want this scene to be hot.
Mm!
By the way,
I'm way better looking than you.
All right, three weeks of
Palmwoods schoolwork a done.
Uh, one problem.
We didn't do it.
Yeah, well, do you see James,
Carlos, or Kendall anywhere?
And how are we going to
explain to miss Collins
we got three weeks of
schoolwork done in two hours?
We'll tell her it was
a rocktober miracle.
And she will believe me
because she is stupid.
He made me do it.
- Mr. Rocque,
I encourage students to help each
other with difficult assignments,
but I do not accept Internet
purchased science projects,
rented book reports.
And how did you get
this math done so fast?
We hired some nerds from Caltech.
Perhaps two tickets to Rocktoberfest
will change your mind.
They won't.
Ah, gosh!
And if you want the boys
to perform at Rocktoberfest,
their work is due tomorrow...
and must average a c-plus.
Logan has to do the projects.
What?
- The other guys are awol,
and miss Collins "encourages"
students to help each other.
It's impossible.
900 years ago,
the pilgrims came to
this great land of ours
in search of freedom,
the freedom to rock!
The pilgrims came seeking
religious freedom.
These are different pilgrims!
And today we celebrate the bravery
of those headbanging
pioneers for one month,
Rocktober.
Now,
are you gonna sit there and give up?
Or are you gonna grab
a number two pencil,
strap on your thinking cap,
and save rocktober?
I'll need report covers,
a glue stick, a protractor,
green glitter number three,
and 19 high-energy sports drinks.
Yes!
So you read the script.
He dates every one of his costars.
I don't like him. I like you.
Yeah...
Hey, I trusted you those
weeks you were gone.
And you've got girls holding
up "I heart Kendall" signs.
But I didn't kiss them.
And I'm not kissing Jett.
My character Rachel is kissing Drake.
Come to the set.
You'll see the whole thing
is totally professional
and doesn't mean a thing.
Fine, I'll go.
Because I am totally professional too.
It's Rachel making out with Drake,
not you and Jett.
Easy.
Could you stop that, please?
Okay, what's the plan again?
You play halfway there.
Then we all sing.
And then everyone joins in
for one of our famous
fire pit jam sessions.
They love you, and you
rule the pool again.
Shpingo!
Now play!
One, two.
One, two...
Whoo!
Lil' Lee Roth is rocking the pool!
Yeah... ah!
He does that every day.
That's it. We got to throw a party.
And we got to get unitards.
Don't do that.
There's something weird about this town.
They don't want us here.
But I want to be here with you.
Cut!
I'm sorry.
New town high, make out scene, take two.
Action!
- But I want to be here with you.
Clank!
Ow!
Cut!
Sorry. My bad.
Make out scene, take 25.
Action.
Cut!
Oh.
This isn't root beer.
Sorry, I'm sorry!
A mistake! It was a mistake!
No! No! I promise I'll be quiet!
But I want to be here with you.
Ah...
Nobody is that good an actress.
Nobody can hold their breath that long!
5.87 greater than...
sports drink!
Whoo!
14.7, 23 pi.
Science station!
Can a watermelon power a
device to make perfect toast?
It didn't make toast.
Exactly. That was my hypothesis.
Watermelons can't make toast.
That is a horrible science project.
I'm only going for a c -plus.
Book report!
Turn.
Shouldn't the other guys
be doing some of the work?
Oh, don't worry. They will.
Turn!
I think dating in Hollywood
is a little more complicated
than in Minnesota.
There is nothing going
on between me and Jett.
And I believe you.
I swear.
Good.
Then I'm gonna put my stuff down,
go get us both a soda,
and then you can tell
me all about the tour.
"I feel the same way about you."
Trust is number one.
Nobody is that good an actress.
That guy is way better looking than you.
What are you guys doing here?
I work here.
I'm heading to the gym.
Moral support.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Is that my phone?
"I feel the same way about you."
What does Jett feel the same way about?
"wow, what a great day on set!"
"I know.
B.T.W., you are a really gifted actor."
"I feel the same way about you."
And that's exactly what I thought.
Can we just forget all
of this ever happened?
I think you should just forget about me.
Ooh, tough break, buddy.
We'll find you a new girlfriend...
At our welcome back big-time...
Party!
Ooh-ooh!
By now, the noobs know about
bitters' no-party rule.
But that never stopped Big Time Rush,
and that's why everyone's
gonna come to our...
Great. You got here fast.
Hey, everybody, delivery guys are here.
Whoo! Party!
Oh, yeah.
Looks like rocktober
came early this year.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Boopity-boppity!
Beepity-bop!
Yeah-ah!
I am so sad.
Write 25 over 63.
Write c-a-r-l-o-s here.
Pour this...
on that.
"Does bleach effect plant growth?"
We just need a c-plus!
Just do it!
Kendall knight.
C- plus.
Yes! Yes!
James diamond. C -plus.
Yeah! Yes!
Carlos Garcia.
"b."
Ha!
I'm smarter than you.
Logan Mitchell.
"c."
Plus.
Yes!
Rocktoberfest, here we come!
Are you guys
playing at Rocktoberfest?
Yeah, we're one of the bands.
Can you get us tickets?
- Come on!
You can all watch from the V.I.P. area
thanks to Big Time Rush.
Oh, you know they just
love us for our tickets.
We're okay with that.
Ooh-ooh!
Hey. It's me.
I'm sorry.
I can't forget about you.
I'm gonna leave you a
ticket to Rocktoberfest.
If you come, then I know
you'll give me another chance,
but if you don't, then I know it's over.
Hey, I was thinking,
after we're done shooting
the scene today,
maybe you and I could go
see a movie or something.
What do you think?
Are you ready for rocktober?
Oh, it really is a rocktober miracle.
The entire Palmwoods is here,
old and new.
Except...
Sorry, buddy.
Okay, we're gonna perform four songs,
and we're gonna start
with the city is ours.
I want to do the new one.
Really? I don't think that
we've rehearsed that one enough.
Just trust me.
He's got this.
♪ get a call on a random afternoon ♪
♪ I pick it up ♪
♪ and I see that it's you ♪
♪ like my heart ♪
♪ you were breaking the news ♪
♪ you say, it's over ♪
♪ it's over ♪
♪ it's over ♪
♪ and now 'cause I'm out of my mind ♪
♪ all my friends are gonna see me tonight ♪
♪ staying here till the sun starts to rise ♪
♪ and I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪
♪ dance hard, laugh more ♪
♪ turn the music up now ♪
♪ party like a rock star ♪
♪ can I get a what now? ♪
♪ I swear I'll do anything that I have to ♪
♪ till I forget about you ♪
♪ jump up, fall down ♪
♪ gotta play it loud now ♪
♪ don't care ♪
♪ my head's spinning all around now ♪
♪ I swear I'll do anything that I have to ♪
♪ till I forget about you ♪
♪ dance hard, laugh more ♪
♪ turn the music up now ♪
♪ party like a rock star ♪
♪ can I get a what now? ♪
This is going to be
the best rocktober ever.
♪ anything that I have to ♪
♪ till I forget about you ♪
♪ jump up, fall down ♪
♪ gotta play it loud now ♪
♪ don't care ♪
♪ my head's spinning all around now ♪
♪ I swear I'll do anything that I have to ♪
♪ I can't forget about you ♪
Synch by Benfo.