Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 1, Episode 4 - Big Time Bad Boy - full transcript
The company that owns Rocque Records insists that one of the members of BTR should take on a faux-bad boy persona. When neither of them are able or willing to be as bad as the company wants them to be, Griffin hires a fifth member named "WayneWayne" to join the band and show them what being bad is all about. Luckily, a casual observation by their teen method actress friend Camille makes them realize that even he's not worth all the hype, but is that enough to keep WayneWayne and his corporate-hired posse from replacing one of the boys?
♪ rollin' past graffiti walls. ♪
♪ billboards lighting up the block. ♪
♪ - everyone of us on a mission. ♪
♪ - ohh yeah. ♪
♪ because the night is young. ♪
♪ the line is out the door. ♪
♪ today was crazy but, ♪
♪ tonight the city's ours. ♪
♪ live it up until the morning' comes. ♪
♪ today was crazy but, ♪
♪ tonight the city is ours. ♪
wow.
Gustavo, the song is great.
Ehm, of course it is great.
I wrote it.
But the band isn't great.
What missing is the secret
rock and roll ingredients.
Emos.
♪♪♪
♪♪♪♪
the bad boy.
The ill-tempered rebel with
a flair for synchronized dance.
One of you has to be it.
I say it's Kendall.
♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh ♪
♪ make it count, play it straight ♪
♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪
♪ where you go big time ♪
♪ what you know, what you feel ♪
♪ never quitin', make it real ♪
♪ when you're going big time ♪
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ hey, hey listen to your heart now ♪
♪ hey, hey don't you feel the rush ♪
- # oh-oh, oh-oh #
- # hey, hey #
♪ go and shake it up ♪
♪ whatcha gotta lose ♪
♪ go and make your luck ♪
♪ with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it ♪
♪ big time ♪
Gustavo, why do we need a bad boy?
Gustavo, it's Griffin.
The band needs a bad boy.
Bye.
He's driving me crazy!
But he's also right,
because the bad boy
is a rock and roll tradition.
Notice the back turned
to the rest of the band.
Bad boy.
Notice the back turned,
the dark clothing,
and the scowl.
Bad boy.
But there can only be
one bad boy per group,
as learned from the bad boys
experiment of '95.
Didn't sell a single cd.
But we're best friends.
We never turn our backs
on each other.
- No.
- Not gonna happen.
Then let me let you in on
another rock and roll secret.
The bad boy is also the
most popular member of the band,
makes the most money,
and dates the hottest models.
- I can be bad.
- I'm so bad.
Look at my back.
Look at my back.
Bow to the queens, boys.
No watch.
And please take back the money.
Katie.
You...
Need a friend.
Why? I have you, the guys,
and the housekeeping staff.
You need a girl type friend,
someone to play doll's with,
someone like that new girl Molly.
Hi, I'm Molly.
I saw you earlier, right?
Well, I just moved in,
and I would love to play with you.
- How about tonight after homework?
- Sounds swell.
See you there.
Bye.
I don't like her.
Sweetheart, you can't judge people
without getting to know them first.
You can really hurt people that way.
- Who cuts a jelly donut with an axe?
- You said you wanted half.
Hi, little one.
Is your mommy here?
She's in the can.
Talk to me.
Well, we just checked the grounds,
and tell her the guy with the axe
was the groundskeeper,
and the blood was jelly...
From a donut.
Okay, so you're saying my mom
busts me for judging people,
then she goes and judges
some guy as an axe maniac
when he's really a
plant-cutting donut eater?
Yeah, your mom was way off.
Thanks, coppers.
Was that the police?
What'd they say?
That axe boy is still on the loose.
Whoo!
Yo, yo!
Wussup, mama knight?
You like that?
Yeah.
Gustavo says one of us
has to be a bad boy.
But you're all nice boys.
Oh, I am so glad you're here.
There's an axe maniac on the loose!
Oh, well, we'll be
extra careful then, mom.
We promise.
We want pizza!
Now!
- Sorry.
- Just kind of hungry.
You really think having
a bad boy is a good idea?
Quiet. Here they come.
Next!
♪"b" to the "a" to the "d" ♪
♪that's me a bad ♪
♪boy-eee ♪
really, a grill.
Logan!
You like that?
You like that?
You like that?
No.
Okay.
So Kendall is the bad boy.
You're gonna need to start
wearing black clothing
and talking deeper and slower.
You mean be fake.
I can't.
Besides, I'm terrible at faking.
No, Kelly is terrible at faking.
I can always tell
when she lies to me.
I have never...
Lied...
- To you.
- See?
Gustavo, we just don't want
anything fake about our band.
Your band?
Your band?
This is my band.
Are you telling me that you're
gonna ignore me and Griffin
and the record company
and not be our bad boy?
Yeah, pretty much.
Bad boy.
Get Griffin over here.
Why isn't his back turned
to the rest of them?
Because he won't do as I say!
Which makes him the bad boy.
And I don't turn my back on my friends.
That's good.
I respect that.
But I said I wanted bad.
- You want bad?
- Yeah, you like that?
You want that?
Want that?
A bad boy is someone parents would
never let their daughters date,
and I would let my daughter date
any one of these boys, which is bad.
Do something about this, or I will.
Wait.
I already did.
Say hello to wayne-wayne.
What? What?
♪ yo, yo I'm wayne-wayne ♪
♪ from the mean streets of Detroit ♪
♪ I'm bad-bad as
my bling-bling ♪
♪ and it's rapping grooves I exploit ♪
give him the contract.
- Isn't he bad?
- Bad.
But great.
I mean, really, really bad,
but, like, in a good way.
Wow.
Wayne-wayne, blow it up.
Later later, griff-griff.
- You, wayne-wayne, I'm...
- Wasting your time-time.
Look, I ain't here
to make friends, okay?
I'm here to take big time rush
to the next level.
The wayne-wayne express
is leaving the station.
So you fools step on...
Or step off.
Wayne-wayne out-out.
We don't like him.
Yes, you do.
You all do.
He's the bad boy, and he's staying
at the palmwoods.
So be good boys and make
friend-friends with wayne-wayne.
- Who's wayne-wayne?
- He's...
It's Molly and not the axe lunatic.
Hello, Mrs. knight.
Can Katie play?
Katie, Molly's here.
I'm gonna be in here in a long while.
Too much fried food.
- Maybe later, Molly.
- Okay.
Is she gone?
I know you were playing
video games in there.
There's something wrong with her.
Katie, you can't judge a person
before you get to know them.
Really?
Because you judged
that guy with an axe
without getting to know him.
Maybe he was a nice maintenance man
who was cutting a jelly donut.
Oh, I think I can tell the difference
between an axe lunatic
and a donut enthusiast.
Now, help me take out
the garbage.
No, no, no.
I told you to store these
mannequins in the basement.
Why do we have mannequins?
I am the manager,
and you will do as I say.
Now, help me get this new palmwoods
sweater off. The neck's too tight.
Come on!
Ow!
You're hurting me!
Go wayne-wayne!
Go wayne-wayne!
Go wayne-wayne!
Go wayne-wayne!
Go wayne-wayne!
Go wayne-wayne!
Go wayne-wayne!
First he joins our band
without our permission.
Now he steals our girls...
who have no interest in us...
but it's still not fair.
And that's why we're
gonna get rid of him.
Kendall, get rid of him.
- Why me?
- Because he scares us.
We are a band.
And we're gonna do this together,
because we are not afraid
of some loudmouth,
backwards-hatted,
droopy pants wearing...
he's right behind me, isn't he?
You want trouble-trouble, Ken-dork?
Bring it, bring it.
Yeah, we've decided
that there's only room
for four members in big time rush.
Great-great.
Yo, griff-griff.
The guys agree with me.
Five in the band is too many.
Sounds fresh, wayne-wayne.
I'll stop by the studio tomorrow
to see which one goes.
Griff-griff out.
You see...
My contract states that
I'm guaranteed to front a band,
and I picked this band.
Ooh, a contract.
We're so scared.
My contract also states
that I get a posse.
Scared now?
- Yeah.
- A little scared.
Kind of big guys.
I've kind of got chills
on this side of my arm.
Man, he even makes sipping out
of a coconut look tough.
Focus.
One of us is gonna get
kicked out of the band.
My money's on logan.
Mean.
Nobody's breaking us up.
We're a team.
We're not afraid of wayne-wayne
or anybody else.
Hey, guys.
Oh, relax, I didn't get the part.
Maybe throwing the casting director
in a flying headlock was a bad idea.
Camille, we're in an urgent
save-our-band mission right now.
Hey, when did Wally Dooley
move to the palmwoods?
Wally who-ley?
Wally dooley.
Yeah, he must be up
for a bad boy role.
We worked together on
the magic middle school.
Yeah, he played towel boy.
What?
Hey, look, it's towel boy.
- He looks hot.
- Better cool him off.
I guess I'm the one
that needs the towel.
So wayne-wayne didn't grow up
on the mean streets of Detroit.
He grew up in a mansion in Dallas.
His dad invented
toast on a rope.
And he's gonna kick one
of us out of the band?
Well, we're gonna kick him
out of the band,
'cause we don't need
no fakey-fakey, poser-poser...
he's behind me again, isn't he?
- Hey, wally.
- Hey, Camille.
Oh, and news flash:
This town is full of phonies,
and nobody cares.
Contract.
Hey, what do you guys think
of the name wayne-wayne rush?
Dude, once Gustavo finds out
that you're a phoney-phoney...
You are out-out.
You guys, Gustavo is a joke, okay?
Griffin has the power, and
he'll get rid of whoever I say,
and I say...
It's you.
And there's nothing
you can do about it,
because you can't stop
the wayne-wayne train.
♪chug-a chug-a chug-a chug-a ♪
♪chug-a chug-a chug-a chug-a ♪
♪chug-a chug-a cg-a chug-a ♪
okay, stop this;
It's not cool.
- What?
- Wayne-wayne is a total fraud.
He wants to kick Kendall
out of the band.
Really?
I would've bet on logan.
Well, you would have lost.
Wait. Whoa.
We can't let wayne-wayne
kick Kendall out of the band.
Gustavo, what are you gonna do?
Nothing.
You can't do nothing.
Gustavo, you can't let this poser
tell you what to do with your band.
It's not my band, okay?
It's Griffin's.
Look.
I don't know if you've noticed,
but I haven't had a hit in a while.
This band is my ticket
back to the top,
and until I get back there...
What he says goes.
- We'll team up.
- No.
We'll need cool code names.
I'll be the falcon.
- I'll be the snowman.
- And you'll need a tree hat.
No tree hat!
Gustavo, we can come up with a plan.
Ooh, they are really good at plans.
No plans.
I don't want you hockey heads
pulling any of your schemes
or shenanigans that are gonna
get me in trouble
with Griffin and the record company.
Now, here are your lyric sheets
for the song you're gonna sing
for Griffin in one hour.
James.
Logan.
Kendall.
Carlos.
Study them.
Learn them.
Got it?
Got it.
Mom, I'm headed to the pool.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No pool until they find Axe McGee.
But don't worry,
you won't be lonely.
Molly is gonna come and play
with you in the apartment
every day until he's caught.
Oh, that must be Molly now.
Okay, confession time.
The cops told me
there is no axe maniac.
He's just the palmwoods
maintenance man.
So I'll go to the pool
and not be with Molly,
who, again, is extra creepy!
You are just saying that 'cause
you don't want me to worry.
I'm telling you the truth, mom.
He works here.
Look, mom, there he is.
Unbelievable.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
On second thought, I want to go
play tag with Molly in the hallway.
Tag.
You're it.
Why can't they make sweater
holes for plus-size heads?
Dude, my mom thinks
you're a chainsaw freak.
Oh, that's why she always
screams when she sees me.
- You're gonna help me fix this.
- Okay.
I'm gonna unplug our tv cable,
mom will call maintenance,
that's you,
you'll come up without your chainsaw,
and show her you're normal-ish.
All right.
Tag. You're it.
This is fun.
Is it just me, or is she kind of creepy?
I know, right?
What are we waiting for?
I'm antsy.
We're missing Kendall.
So you got rid of Kendall.
My money was on logan.
Why does everyone keep saying that?
Let's hear my new bad boy band.
Yeah, let's hear it.
Oh, no.
Ooh, it's a bad boy off.
A bad boy off?
That sounds interesting.
Doesn't that sound interesting?
You know, one thing I know
about bad boys is...
They like breaking stuff.
He's right. Bad boys
do like breaking stuff.
What was that?
You smashed one of my platinum records?
Oh, yeah? Well...
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
No! No! Stop!
Ooh, round one of the bad boy off
goes to wayne-wayne.
Someone ring a bell.
What's next?
♪I said I'm wayne-wayne on the mic-mic ♪
♪I'm badder than bad ♪
♪I said the city is ours ♪
♪we're gonna take it like we're mad ♪
♪your rhymes are weak ♪
♪mine fit like a glove ♪
♪gustavo's got a face
only a mother could love ♪
no, no, no! No, no, no, no!
Round two goes to Kendall.
I can't wait for round three.
That does not sound good.
Wah!
- He locked it.
- Yeah, yeah.
He destroyed my office,
my music awards,
and he used my drawer as a bathroom.
- Bad boys go where they want.
- That's a new one.
Original.
- And very, very bad.
- No, no, no!
I'm the bad boy.
Me!
Dude, he went in his desk.
I'll show you,
and I'll show you,
and I'll show all of you.
I'll... I'll...
Kumbaya.
Mm!
Too far?
You're right, wayne-wayne.
Big time rush should be only four.
You can't fire me.
You know why?
'Cause I have...
A contract.
You have to put me in the band.
I have to put you
in a band,
just not this one.
They already have a bad boy.
No!
But I don't want to wear
these clothes all the time,
and I won't turn my back on my friends.
Fine.
And you can still date my daughter.
But I want you nowhere near my desk.
Griff-griff out.
No, but I'm the bad boy!
No, you... you can't...
I have a contract!
I have a contract.
I'm a bad boy!
You!
Nice work.
Wha?
But he... he smashed, and you...
He went in...
I teamed up with the hockey heads,
'cause they do have good plans.
I was here the whole time.
When did you plan this?
"Let's get rid of wayne-wayne"?
Hey, I could've helped.
I'm part of this team, too, you know?
Yes, you are.
But you're still a
horrible faker liar actress.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
You're just not good.
Yeah, you're right.
Ha ha!
Yes!
I got it.
Must be the maintenance man
to fix the cable.
Hello. I am here to fix your...
hi-ya!
Ah!
Yeah, that didn't work.
Hey, mom.
I'm a bad boy.
What's the maintenance guy
doing on the floor?
Maintenance guy?
Let's check out wayne-wayne's new band.
The ziggle zaggles!
♪ always eat your bananas, ♪
♪ banana-lama-wamma wamma-nanas, ♪
♪ yum yum yum yummy nanas, ♪
♪ banana-lama-wamma wamma-nanas, ♪
he is really bad.
Tonight, a warning for anyone
on the 210 freeway.
A police chase is in progress.
The car is believed to be driven
by Molly Finster...
That's Molly!
A 20-year-old con actress who
passes herself off as an 11-year-old
trying to land jobs in Hollywood.
- I told you she was weird.
- Yeah, you got that right.
♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh ♪
mom?
Is that your rental car?
Yep.
Okay, big time rush from the top.
♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh ♪
♪ make it count, play it straight ♪
♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪
♪ where you go big time ♪
♪ what you know, what you feel ♪
♪ never quitin', make it real ♪
♪ when you're going big time ♪
♪ hey, hey listen to your heart now ♪
♪ hey, hey don't you feel the rush ♪
- # oh-oh, oh-oh #
- # hey, hey #
♪ go on, shake it up ♪
- # oh-oh, oh-oh #
- # hey, hey #
♪ go on, shake it up ♪
♪ whatcha gotta lose ♪
♪ go and make your luck ♪
♪ with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got ♪
♪ billboards lighting up the block. ♪
♪ - everyone of us on a mission. ♪
♪ - ohh yeah. ♪
♪ because the night is young. ♪
♪ the line is out the door. ♪
♪ today was crazy but, ♪
♪ tonight the city's ours. ♪
♪ live it up until the morning' comes. ♪
♪ today was crazy but, ♪
♪ tonight the city is ours. ♪
wow.
Gustavo, the song is great.
Ehm, of course it is great.
I wrote it.
But the band isn't great.
What missing is the secret
rock and roll ingredients.
Emos.
♪♪♪
♪♪♪♪
the bad boy.
The ill-tempered rebel with
a flair for synchronized dance.
One of you has to be it.
I say it's Kendall.
♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh ♪
♪ make it count, play it straight ♪
♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪
♪ where you go big time ♪
♪ what you know, what you feel ♪
♪ never quitin', make it real ♪
♪ when you're going big time ♪
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ hey, hey listen to your heart now ♪
♪ hey, hey don't you feel the rush ♪
- # oh-oh, oh-oh #
- # hey, hey #
♪ go and shake it up ♪
♪ whatcha gotta lose ♪
♪ go and make your luck ♪
♪ with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it ♪
♪ big time ♪
Gustavo, why do we need a bad boy?
Gustavo, it's Griffin.
The band needs a bad boy.
Bye.
He's driving me crazy!
But he's also right,
because the bad boy
is a rock and roll tradition.
Notice the back turned
to the rest of the band.
Bad boy.
Notice the back turned,
the dark clothing,
and the scowl.
Bad boy.
But there can only be
one bad boy per group,
as learned from the bad boys
experiment of '95.
Didn't sell a single cd.
But we're best friends.
We never turn our backs
on each other.
- No.
- Not gonna happen.
Then let me let you in on
another rock and roll secret.
The bad boy is also the
most popular member of the band,
makes the most money,
and dates the hottest models.
- I can be bad.
- I'm so bad.
Look at my back.
Look at my back.
Bow to the queens, boys.
No watch.
And please take back the money.
Katie.
You...
Need a friend.
Why? I have you, the guys,
and the housekeeping staff.
You need a girl type friend,
someone to play doll's with,
someone like that new girl Molly.
Hi, I'm Molly.
I saw you earlier, right?
Well, I just moved in,
and I would love to play with you.
- How about tonight after homework?
- Sounds swell.
See you there.
Bye.
I don't like her.
Sweetheart, you can't judge people
without getting to know them first.
You can really hurt people that way.
- Who cuts a jelly donut with an axe?
- You said you wanted half.
Hi, little one.
Is your mommy here?
She's in the can.
Talk to me.
Well, we just checked the grounds,
and tell her the guy with the axe
was the groundskeeper,
and the blood was jelly...
From a donut.
Okay, so you're saying my mom
busts me for judging people,
then she goes and judges
some guy as an axe maniac
when he's really a
plant-cutting donut eater?
Yeah, your mom was way off.
Thanks, coppers.
Was that the police?
What'd they say?
That axe boy is still on the loose.
Whoo!
Yo, yo!
Wussup, mama knight?
You like that?
Yeah.
Gustavo says one of us
has to be a bad boy.
But you're all nice boys.
Oh, I am so glad you're here.
There's an axe maniac on the loose!
Oh, well, we'll be
extra careful then, mom.
We promise.
We want pizza!
Now!
- Sorry.
- Just kind of hungry.
You really think having
a bad boy is a good idea?
Quiet. Here they come.
Next!
♪"b" to the "a" to the "d" ♪
♪that's me a bad ♪
♪boy-eee ♪
really, a grill.
Logan!
You like that?
You like that?
You like that?
No.
Okay.
So Kendall is the bad boy.
You're gonna need to start
wearing black clothing
and talking deeper and slower.
You mean be fake.
I can't.
Besides, I'm terrible at faking.
No, Kelly is terrible at faking.
I can always tell
when she lies to me.
I have never...
Lied...
- To you.
- See?
Gustavo, we just don't want
anything fake about our band.
Your band?
Your band?
This is my band.
Are you telling me that you're
gonna ignore me and Griffin
and the record company
and not be our bad boy?
Yeah, pretty much.
Bad boy.
Get Griffin over here.
Why isn't his back turned
to the rest of them?
Because he won't do as I say!
Which makes him the bad boy.
And I don't turn my back on my friends.
That's good.
I respect that.
But I said I wanted bad.
- You want bad?
- Yeah, you like that?
You want that?
Want that?
A bad boy is someone parents would
never let their daughters date,
and I would let my daughter date
any one of these boys, which is bad.
Do something about this, or I will.
Wait.
I already did.
Say hello to wayne-wayne.
What? What?
♪ yo, yo I'm wayne-wayne ♪
♪ from the mean streets of Detroit ♪
♪ I'm bad-bad as
my bling-bling ♪
♪ and it's rapping grooves I exploit ♪
give him the contract.
- Isn't he bad?
- Bad.
But great.
I mean, really, really bad,
but, like, in a good way.
Wow.
Wayne-wayne, blow it up.
Later later, griff-griff.
- You, wayne-wayne, I'm...
- Wasting your time-time.
Look, I ain't here
to make friends, okay?
I'm here to take big time rush
to the next level.
The wayne-wayne express
is leaving the station.
So you fools step on...
Or step off.
Wayne-wayne out-out.
We don't like him.
Yes, you do.
You all do.
He's the bad boy, and he's staying
at the palmwoods.
So be good boys and make
friend-friends with wayne-wayne.
- Who's wayne-wayne?
- He's...
It's Molly and not the axe lunatic.
Hello, Mrs. knight.
Can Katie play?
Katie, Molly's here.
I'm gonna be in here in a long while.
Too much fried food.
- Maybe later, Molly.
- Okay.
Is she gone?
I know you were playing
video games in there.
There's something wrong with her.
Katie, you can't judge a person
before you get to know them.
Really?
Because you judged
that guy with an axe
without getting to know him.
Maybe he was a nice maintenance man
who was cutting a jelly donut.
Oh, I think I can tell the difference
between an axe lunatic
and a donut enthusiast.
Now, help me take out
the garbage.
No, no, no.
I told you to store these
mannequins in the basement.
Why do we have mannequins?
I am the manager,
and you will do as I say.
Now, help me get this new palmwoods
sweater off. The neck's too tight.
Come on!
Ow!
You're hurting me!
Go wayne-wayne!
Go wayne-wayne!
Go wayne-wayne!
Go wayne-wayne!
Go wayne-wayne!
Go wayne-wayne!
Go wayne-wayne!
First he joins our band
without our permission.
Now he steals our girls...
who have no interest in us...
but it's still not fair.
And that's why we're
gonna get rid of him.
Kendall, get rid of him.
- Why me?
- Because he scares us.
We are a band.
And we're gonna do this together,
because we are not afraid
of some loudmouth,
backwards-hatted,
droopy pants wearing...
he's right behind me, isn't he?
You want trouble-trouble, Ken-dork?
Bring it, bring it.
Yeah, we've decided
that there's only room
for four members in big time rush.
Great-great.
Yo, griff-griff.
The guys agree with me.
Five in the band is too many.
Sounds fresh, wayne-wayne.
I'll stop by the studio tomorrow
to see which one goes.
Griff-griff out.
You see...
My contract states that
I'm guaranteed to front a band,
and I picked this band.
Ooh, a contract.
We're so scared.
My contract also states
that I get a posse.
Scared now?
- Yeah.
- A little scared.
Kind of big guys.
I've kind of got chills
on this side of my arm.
Man, he even makes sipping out
of a coconut look tough.
Focus.
One of us is gonna get
kicked out of the band.
My money's on logan.
Mean.
Nobody's breaking us up.
We're a team.
We're not afraid of wayne-wayne
or anybody else.
Hey, guys.
Oh, relax, I didn't get the part.
Maybe throwing the casting director
in a flying headlock was a bad idea.
Camille, we're in an urgent
save-our-band mission right now.
Hey, when did Wally Dooley
move to the palmwoods?
Wally who-ley?
Wally dooley.
Yeah, he must be up
for a bad boy role.
We worked together on
the magic middle school.
Yeah, he played towel boy.
What?
Hey, look, it's towel boy.
- He looks hot.
- Better cool him off.
I guess I'm the one
that needs the towel.
So wayne-wayne didn't grow up
on the mean streets of Detroit.
He grew up in a mansion in Dallas.
His dad invented
toast on a rope.
And he's gonna kick one
of us out of the band?
Well, we're gonna kick him
out of the band,
'cause we don't need
no fakey-fakey, poser-poser...
he's behind me again, isn't he?
- Hey, wally.
- Hey, Camille.
Oh, and news flash:
This town is full of phonies,
and nobody cares.
Contract.
Hey, what do you guys think
of the name wayne-wayne rush?
Dude, once Gustavo finds out
that you're a phoney-phoney...
You are out-out.
You guys, Gustavo is a joke, okay?
Griffin has the power, and
he'll get rid of whoever I say,
and I say...
It's you.
And there's nothing
you can do about it,
because you can't stop
the wayne-wayne train.
♪chug-a chug-a chug-a chug-a ♪
♪chug-a chug-a chug-a chug-a ♪
♪chug-a chug-a cg-a chug-a ♪
okay, stop this;
It's not cool.
- What?
- Wayne-wayne is a total fraud.
He wants to kick Kendall
out of the band.
Really?
I would've bet on logan.
Well, you would have lost.
Wait. Whoa.
We can't let wayne-wayne
kick Kendall out of the band.
Gustavo, what are you gonna do?
Nothing.
You can't do nothing.
Gustavo, you can't let this poser
tell you what to do with your band.
It's not my band, okay?
It's Griffin's.
Look.
I don't know if you've noticed,
but I haven't had a hit in a while.
This band is my ticket
back to the top,
and until I get back there...
What he says goes.
- We'll team up.
- No.
We'll need cool code names.
I'll be the falcon.
- I'll be the snowman.
- And you'll need a tree hat.
No tree hat!
Gustavo, we can come up with a plan.
Ooh, they are really good at plans.
No plans.
I don't want you hockey heads
pulling any of your schemes
or shenanigans that are gonna
get me in trouble
with Griffin and the record company.
Now, here are your lyric sheets
for the song you're gonna sing
for Griffin in one hour.
James.
Logan.
Kendall.
Carlos.
Study them.
Learn them.
Got it?
Got it.
Mom, I'm headed to the pool.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No pool until they find Axe McGee.
But don't worry,
you won't be lonely.
Molly is gonna come and play
with you in the apartment
every day until he's caught.
Oh, that must be Molly now.
Okay, confession time.
The cops told me
there is no axe maniac.
He's just the palmwoods
maintenance man.
So I'll go to the pool
and not be with Molly,
who, again, is extra creepy!
You are just saying that 'cause
you don't want me to worry.
I'm telling you the truth, mom.
He works here.
Look, mom, there he is.
Unbelievable.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
On second thought, I want to go
play tag with Molly in the hallway.
Tag.
You're it.
Why can't they make sweater
holes for plus-size heads?
Dude, my mom thinks
you're a chainsaw freak.
Oh, that's why she always
screams when she sees me.
- You're gonna help me fix this.
- Okay.
I'm gonna unplug our tv cable,
mom will call maintenance,
that's you,
you'll come up without your chainsaw,
and show her you're normal-ish.
All right.
Tag. You're it.
This is fun.
Is it just me, or is she kind of creepy?
I know, right?
What are we waiting for?
I'm antsy.
We're missing Kendall.
So you got rid of Kendall.
My money was on logan.
Why does everyone keep saying that?
Let's hear my new bad boy band.
Yeah, let's hear it.
Oh, no.
Ooh, it's a bad boy off.
A bad boy off?
That sounds interesting.
Doesn't that sound interesting?
You know, one thing I know
about bad boys is...
They like breaking stuff.
He's right. Bad boys
do like breaking stuff.
What was that?
You smashed one of my platinum records?
Oh, yeah? Well...
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
No! No! Stop!
Ooh, round one of the bad boy off
goes to wayne-wayne.
Someone ring a bell.
What's next?
♪I said I'm wayne-wayne on the mic-mic ♪
♪I'm badder than bad ♪
♪I said the city is ours ♪
♪we're gonna take it like we're mad ♪
♪your rhymes are weak ♪
♪mine fit like a glove ♪
♪gustavo's got a face
only a mother could love ♪
no, no, no! No, no, no, no!
Round two goes to Kendall.
I can't wait for round three.
That does not sound good.
Wah!
- He locked it.
- Yeah, yeah.
He destroyed my office,
my music awards,
and he used my drawer as a bathroom.
- Bad boys go where they want.
- That's a new one.
Original.
- And very, very bad.
- No, no, no!
I'm the bad boy.
Me!
Dude, he went in his desk.
I'll show you,
and I'll show you,
and I'll show all of you.
I'll... I'll...
Kumbaya.
Mm!
Too far?
You're right, wayne-wayne.
Big time rush should be only four.
You can't fire me.
You know why?
'Cause I have...
A contract.
You have to put me in the band.
I have to put you
in a band,
just not this one.
They already have a bad boy.
No!
But I don't want to wear
these clothes all the time,
and I won't turn my back on my friends.
Fine.
And you can still date my daughter.
But I want you nowhere near my desk.
Griff-griff out.
No, but I'm the bad boy!
No, you... you can't...
I have a contract!
I have a contract.
I'm a bad boy!
You!
Nice work.
Wha?
But he... he smashed, and you...
He went in...
I teamed up with the hockey heads,
'cause they do have good plans.
I was here the whole time.
When did you plan this?
"Let's get rid of wayne-wayne"?
Hey, I could've helped.
I'm part of this team, too, you know?
Yes, you are.
But you're still a
horrible faker liar actress.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
You're just not good.
Yeah, you're right.
Ha ha!
Yes!
I got it.
Must be the maintenance man
to fix the cable.
Hello. I am here to fix your...
hi-ya!
Ah!
Yeah, that didn't work.
Hey, mom.
I'm a bad boy.
What's the maintenance guy
doing on the floor?
Maintenance guy?
Let's check out wayne-wayne's new band.
The ziggle zaggles!
♪ always eat your bananas, ♪
♪ banana-lama-wamma wamma-nanas, ♪
♪ yum yum yum yummy nanas, ♪
♪ banana-lama-wamma wamma-nanas, ♪
he is really bad.
Tonight, a warning for anyone
on the 210 freeway.
A police chase is in progress.
The car is believed to be driven
by Molly Finster...
That's Molly!
A 20-year-old con actress who
passes herself off as an 11-year-old
trying to land jobs in Hollywood.
- I told you she was weird.
- Yeah, you got that right.
♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh ♪
mom?
Is that your rental car?
Yep.
Okay, big time rush from the top.
♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh ♪
♪ make it count, play it straight ♪
♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪
♪ where you go big time ♪
♪ what you know, what you feel ♪
♪ never quitin', make it real ♪
♪ when you're going big time ♪
♪ hey, hey listen to your heart now ♪
♪ hey, hey don't you feel the rush ♪
- # oh-oh, oh-oh #
- # hey, hey #
♪ go on, shake it up ♪
- # oh-oh, oh-oh #
- # hey, hey #
♪ go on, shake it up ♪
♪ whatcha gotta lose ♪
♪ go and make your luck ♪
♪ with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got ♪