Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 1, Episode 11 - Big Time Jobs - full transcript
The boys have to find jobs after they are forced to pay $2000 to the hotel after all the destruction that they cause.
Okay, the first to race
around the palm woods
and ring the bell at the front desk
wins the palm woods 500 invitational
all terrain decathlon classic.
And super Champion of the world.
And wins a palm wood 500 world cup.
You will be mine!
- No, mine!
- No, mine!
On your mark, get set, go.
One, two, three!
Sorry!
It's Carlos.
You are all going to pay for this!
Two thousand dollars!
And 30 cents.
They destroyed the palmwoods'
computerized registration system
two lamps, three vases, and my pants.
But I won the palm woods 500 world cup.
Here you go.
Well, guess that settles it.
No because I'm sick and tired of
you dogs breaking stuf claim.
We don't break things.
Oh! It's a fruit smoothie
and it's mine, all mine.
Okay, so we do put a little wear and
tear on things from time to time.
But that's showbiz, right?
Wrong, and it's time you take
responsibility for your actions
LA LA LA LA LA LA.
Isn't there a cheaper way
to learn responsibility?
Like a goldfish.
Guys, Griffin's cracking down
on us for overspending.
And Gustavo's right.
This has got to stop.
Oh, and until you pay me back
you will not dip a toe intoyour
beloved palmwoods pool.
You cannot keep us away from
the world's greatest pool!
No, but freight train can.
Whoa!
You guys are on my "no swim" list.
Gustavo, $2,000?
That's $500 a piece.
Kendall is good with math.
Well I guess you guys are
just gonna have to get jobs.
In fact, one of you can work off your debt
for me right here at rocque records.
Carlos it is.
Rest of you go get jobs
and get me my money!
Bio taste tester, volcano cleaner, dentist?
Job found.
Russian translator, pays 20 bucks an hour.
You know you have to speak Russian, right?
This is not fair.
All you and I have ever done
for work is shovel snow.
We shall never swim again.
James!
We're supposed to be looking for
jobs not at fashion magazines.
It's not a fashion magazine.
It says "man fashion" on the cover.
Where? Where?
I can't see it.
I mean, where does it say it, hmm?
Sign spinners!
I heard the best ones make like,
20 bucks an hour.
Which means we can make money fast and
back in the pool in no time.
James! You coming?
No, I'd rather find a better job
that doesn't involve work.
Let's go.
Are you the new face of cuda?
You bet you are. Look at your self.
Who is handsomer than you?
No one.
Who has more style than you?
No one.
Who is smarter than you?
Well lots of people but that has
nothing to do with being a model.
Sounds like somebody needs a manager.
And I only charge 40%
for all your earnings.
- Tell her it's 50-50 or we walk.
Deal, now, we need new headshots,
new clothes, a personal stylist,
and you have got to stop
talking to a mirror.
Know we can turn it up all the way
what are you doing?
My new assistant job.
Your pencils were really dull.
Whoops.
Just get me a cup of coffee.
There's a brand-new
,fancy-schmancy coffee machine
that even you can't mess up.
One coffee coming right up.
Coffee, one coffee for the boss man, coffee.
Coffee!
Hello, user.
Wah-ah-ahhh!
So you guys are good, right?
Yeah, 'cause you got to
make these signs dance
if you want to get cars
into my carwash.
Are you kidding?
We teach classes in spinology. Check it!
How about a little "around the world"?
Oh! Walking the monkey.
Then you can do a little roll it up
catch it sell it
awesome.
Now, give me new customers.
All right.
Let's do this.
Have a look at the carwash!
Loser!
Make a punch, then you kick!
You are fired.
I am Cal, your coffee assistant liaison.
What is your name?
Carlos.
How may I assist you, Carlos?
Make Gustavo a coffee?
Cool!
Would you like foam?
Sure, Cal.
Throw down some foam.
More foam, Carlos?
More foam it is, Cal!
More foam, more foam, more
foam, more foam, more foam.
Okay, Cal, yeah, that's enough foam, Cal.
Come on, Cal.
Okay, Cal, that's..
That's enough foam, okay?
No, Cal, no! Stop it, Cal!
Oh, crime scene clean up.
Sword swallower.
Chicken inspector.
How much do you think we
can get for our kidneys?
I'm sorry is your mom here?
My baby sitter fell through I
need someone to watch wendel.
No she's not here.
We could watch him.
Would you?
What do you charge an hour? $10?
$10 an hour.
Right, how is 15?
Ok 20,but that's as high as I
ever pay for a babysitter.
Ah, you're lifesavers.
Be good, sweetie.
Bye.
I was gonna watch him for free.
Yeah, but I've never babysat before.
He looks happy to me.
Yeah, but at this rate,
we're still not gonna pay
Gustavo back anytime soon.
Watch your baby.
Yeah! Babysitters!
Babysitter! Oh, my gosh!
Katie, where did you get the money
for these clothes and the styling team.
My new portfolio.
Hey, it's my job to worry about the money
and your job to be pretty.
Now, which two headshots
do you want to go with?
Let's go with sassy speed skater
and luscious lumber Jack.
Let's show them some handsome.
Whoa! Lots of handsome!
Don't panic. You can take these guys.
Now, just show them the face.
Too much handsome.
Weaker.
Too much face.
Oh, this can't be good. Here's my card.
Each kid $20 an hour means we
will have all of Gustav's money
and back in the pool in two days.
You're confident we can
handle 8 kids right?
What, are you kidding?
It will be easy.
All thanks to the power of two
little words I learned from my mama.
Nap time!
Nice.
Five minutes later.
It's nap time
nap time
it's nap time
nappy time
I think they're starting to settle down.
Help!
What is going on?
The whole story.
We broke a few things.
Gustavo is making us get
jobs to pay him back.
We were terrible at sign spinning
so we decided to start
a babysitting service.
And they won't nap, and they tied us up,
and they are evil!
Help us, mom.
They are not evil. They're kids.
And they need to be occupied.
Yeah.
"Occupy evil kids." Got it.
Now, the ziggle zagglesends
in about five minutes,
so you need to find something else
to keep them busy and active.
Where are you going?
As far away as I can get in five minutes.
Good luck.
One coffee, Mr. boss man.
0not bad.
Will there be anything else, sir?
Mr rocque
sir?
No, I'm good. Thank you.
More foam, more foam, more foam,
more foam, more foam, more foam.
No more foam, Cal. No more foam!
I just want to make 500 bucks!
500 cubs coming up.
There's got to be a way
to shut this thing off!
More foam, more foam, more foam, more foam,
more foam, more foam...More ..
Yes!
Switching to reserve power.
What?
Self-defense mode activated.
No, Cal! Agh!
No! No! No!
No, Cal! I just want to go to the pool!
Oh, who cares?
What are you doing?
We have auditions to go to.
What's the point.
In Minnesota I was the face.
Now I'm just a face.
I'm just a handsome grain of sand
on an extremely beautiful beach.
Okay, so you didn't get the cuda man job,
but are you gonna let one
little failure stop you?
Yeah, pretty much.
Well, according to this text,
your manager--that's me--
just landed you a modeling job.
But I guess I'll tell
them you don't want it.
No, I want it! I want it!
Show me the text!
No time, now hit the shower.
Get your face on, and let's move!
You didn't really book him a job, did you?
No, and here's a bunch of modeling agencies.
Help me out and start calling.
He needs a job!
Well, they're occupied.
But I can't take another day of this.
There has to be another way
to make even faster money.
How?
Your mom said we got to keep the kids busy.
How are we gonna do that and
make money at the same time
- car wash! - Car wash!
- Buff and wax. - Buff and wax.
Hey, Kelly.
You cannot stop me, Carlos.
Humans are futile.
No, no, no! Don't scream!
Don't scream!
I'm just making coffee!
I will cover the earth with foam.
Bow to my foamy powers!
Ah! We have to destroy it!
No, Gustavo said you can't
break anything else.
Kelly is dumb. Women are weak.
What did he just say?
You heard me, cupcake.
Oh it's on.
I was just kidding.
Can't you--ow!-- Take a joke?
Tell the blender I love her.
I'll call a cleaning crew
before Gustavo finds out.
Yeah.
By the way, do I get a lunch break?
This amazing.
I'm really going to model a cuda product?
It's a product owned by cuda, yes.
Is it aftershave?
Or teeth whitener?
Close.
There's our elbow model!
Now, let's have a look at that beauty.
Uh, excuse me?
James, when we got this
picture from your manager,
we knew your elbow was the one.
I'm sorry. What is this an ad for?
Make your elbow look young again with
Uncle Vinnie's chapped elbow cream.
Uncle Vinnie's is made by cudo cosmetics.
It's just a senior line.
My elbow?
My dream is not to be an elbow model!
Hey! It's a job!
And it pays 500 bucks, after I take my cut.
You tricked me.
I'm gonna model-walk away now.
Hey!
What are you doing? Take the job.
And model an elbow.
Not just an elbow, the elbow.
They could of chosen any
elbow in the world.
They chose the best and I
want to go back to the pool!
It is pretty good.
You bet it is.
Now let's rock this joint.
Yes!
I love it.
Show me some more bend.
Flex it, flex it.
Stir the pot, James!
Stir the pot, yes!
Yes, hold that.
Yes! Yes!
Okay, less face, a little less face.
Lovely.
Oerbs, look at them sleep.
How did you get them to nap?
You know kids, you just have
to keep their busy mind
and busy bodies occupied.
And they're so clean.
They made us wash cars.
Looks like somebody had a wild dream.
Ya, he did.
Wash and wax.Buff and wax.
We did have lots of snacks.
Okay.
All right, and if you ever
need babysitting again,
please call somebody else.
$960,$980,one thousand.
Plus my five hundred from my modeling job.
Plus Carlos' pay check.
That's $2000.
Oh, and 30 cents.
I have to say I'm very impressed.
I hope you guys have learned your lesson.
Lesson learned.
You're free to swim.
Yes!
Yes, yes.
No. No. No, no.
Who is paying my bill for
palm woods towels, soap
and a fine from the city for running
an illegal day care center.
Here is the bill for foam
clean up and new pitch forks.
And this coffee machine was a
sanyoy prototype that costs $8000.
And who is paying this bill for
James' wardrobe and style.
I might of mentioned Gustavo
is paying for everything.
Which adds up to a grand total of $14,089.
Which is a small price to pay
for such a valuable lesson.
You know what this is
great, no, no this is good.
I mean, who needs a lesson
in responsibility?
Let's just break more stuff!
I mean, how about this lamp, huh?
That'd be fun, right?
Ha-ha! Oh, this is fun!
How about this vase?
Ooh, this vase is too new.
Let's hit this vase.
And while we're at it,
why don't we just bust up my whole studio?
I mean, it's just money! Right?
Gustavo, what did I tell you
about breaking things?
I didn't break anything.
You have a bat in your hand.
Okay.
So, we may put a little wear and
tear on things from time to time.
But that's show biz, right.
No, it's time you take
responsibility for your actions.
By paying me back $14,089.
Come on.
Get a car wash.
Be sure to buff out the rims.
I want them to shine like a pirate's boots.
Not the pool but we're wet.
around the palm woods
and ring the bell at the front desk
wins the palm woods 500 invitational
all terrain decathlon classic.
And super Champion of the world.
And wins a palm wood 500 world cup.
You will be mine!
- No, mine!
- No, mine!
On your mark, get set, go.
One, two, three!
Sorry!
It's Carlos.
You are all going to pay for this!
Two thousand dollars!
And 30 cents.
They destroyed the palmwoods'
computerized registration system
two lamps, three vases, and my pants.
But I won the palm woods 500 world cup.
Here you go.
Well, guess that settles it.
No because I'm sick and tired of
you dogs breaking stuf claim.
We don't break things.
Oh! It's a fruit smoothie
and it's mine, all mine.
Okay, so we do put a little wear and
tear on things from time to time.
But that's showbiz, right?
Wrong, and it's time you take
responsibility for your actions
LA LA LA LA LA LA.
Isn't there a cheaper way
to learn responsibility?
Like a goldfish.
Guys, Griffin's cracking down
on us for overspending.
And Gustavo's right.
This has got to stop.
Oh, and until you pay me back
you will not dip a toe intoyour
beloved palmwoods pool.
You cannot keep us away from
the world's greatest pool!
No, but freight train can.
Whoa!
You guys are on my "no swim" list.
Gustavo, $2,000?
That's $500 a piece.
Kendall is good with math.
Well I guess you guys are
just gonna have to get jobs.
In fact, one of you can work off your debt
for me right here at rocque records.
Carlos it is.
Rest of you go get jobs
and get me my money!
Bio taste tester, volcano cleaner, dentist?
Job found.
Russian translator, pays 20 bucks an hour.
You know you have to speak Russian, right?
This is not fair.
All you and I have ever done
for work is shovel snow.
We shall never swim again.
James!
We're supposed to be looking for
jobs not at fashion magazines.
It's not a fashion magazine.
It says "man fashion" on the cover.
Where? Where?
I can't see it.
I mean, where does it say it, hmm?
Sign spinners!
I heard the best ones make like,
20 bucks an hour.
Which means we can make money fast and
back in the pool in no time.
James! You coming?
No, I'd rather find a better job
that doesn't involve work.
Let's go.
Are you the new face of cuda?
You bet you are. Look at your self.
Who is handsomer than you?
No one.
Who has more style than you?
No one.
Who is smarter than you?
Well lots of people but that has
nothing to do with being a model.
Sounds like somebody needs a manager.
And I only charge 40%
for all your earnings.
- Tell her it's 50-50 or we walk.
Deal, now, we need new headshots,
new clothes, a personal stylist,
and you have got to stop
talking to a mirror.
Know we can turn it up all the way
what are you doing?
My new assistant job.
Your pencils were really dull.
Whoops.
Just get me a cup of coffee.
There's a brand-new
,fancy-schmancy coffee machine
that even you can't mess up.
One coffee coming right up.
Coffee, one coffee for the boss man, coffee.
Coffee!
Hello, user.
Wah-ah-ahhh!
So you guys are good, right?
Yeah, 'cause you got to
make these signs dance
if you want to get cars
into my carwash.
Are you kidding?
We teach classes in spinology. Check it!
How about a little "around the world"?
Oh! Walking the monkey.
Then you can do a little roll it up
catch it sell it
awesome.
Now, give me new customers.
All right.
Let's do this.
Have a look at the carwash!
Loser!
Make a punch, then you kick!
You are fired.
I am Cal, your coffee assistant liaison.
What is your name?
Carlos.
How may I assist you, Carlos?
Make Gustavo a coffee?
Cool!
Would you like foam?
Sure, Cal.
Throw down some foam.
More foam, Carlos?
More foam it is, Cal!
More foam, more foam, more
foam, more foam, more foam.
Okay, Cal, yeah, that's enough foam, Cal.
Come on, Cal.
Okay, Cal, that's..
That's enough foam, okay?
No, Cal, no! Stop it, Cal!
Oh, crime scene clean up.
Sword swallower.
Chicken inspector.
How much do you think we
can get for our kidneys?
I'm sorry is your mom here?
My baby sitter fell through I
need someone to watch wendel.
No she's not here.
We could watch him.
Would you?
What do you charge an hour? $10?
$10 an hour.
Right, how is 15?
Ok 20,but that's as high as I
ever pay for a babysitter.
Ah, you're lifesavers.
Be good, sweetie.
Bye.
I was gonna watch him for free.
Yeah, but I've never babysat before.
He looks happy to me.
Yeah, but at this rate,
we're still not gonna pay
Gustavo back anytime soon.
Watch your baby.
Yeah! Babysitters!
Babysitter! Oh, my gosh!
Katie, where did you get the money
for these clothes and the styling team.
My new portfolio.
Hey, it's my job to worry about the money
and your job to be pretty.
Now, which two headshots
do you want to go with?
Let's go with sassy speed skater
and luscious lumber Jack.
Let's show them some handsome.
Whoa! Lots of handsome!
Don't panic. You can take these guys.
Now, just show them the face.
Too much handsome.
Weaker.
Too much face.
Oh, this can't be good. Here's my card.
Each kid $20 an hour means we
will have all of Gustav's money
and back in the pool in two days.
You're confident we can
handle 8 kids right?
What, are you kidding?
It will be easy.
All thanks to the power of two
little words I learned from my mama.
Nap time!
Nice.
Five minutes later.
It's nap time
nap time
it's nap time
nappy time
I think they're starting to settle down.
Help!
What is going on?
The whole story.
We broke a few things.
Gustavo is making us get
jobs to pay him back.
We were terrible at sign spinning
so we decided to start
a babysitting service.
And they won't nap, and they tied us up,
and they are evil!
Help us, mom.
They are not evil. They're kids.
And they need to be occupied.
Yeah.
"Occupy evil kids." Got it.
Now, the ziggle zagglesends
in about five minutes,
so you need to find something else
to keep them busy and active.
Where are you going?
As far away as I can get in five minutes.
Good luck.
One coffee, Mr. boss man.
0not bad.
Will there be anything else, sir?
Mr rocque
sir?
No, I'm good. Thank you.
More foam, more foam, more foam,
more foam, more foam, more foam.
No more foam, Cal. No more foam!
I just want to make 500 bucks!
500 cubs coming up.
There's got to be a way
to shut this thing off!
More foam, more foam, more foam, more foam,
more foam, more foam...More ..
Yes!
Switching to reserve power.
What?
Self-defense mode activated.
No, Cal! Agh!
No! No! No!
No, Cal! I just want to go to the pool!
Oh, who cares?
What are you doing?
We have auditions to go to.
What's the point.
In Minnesota I was the face.
Now I'm just a face.
I'm just a handsome grain of sand
on an extremely beautiful beach.
Okay, so you didn't get the cuda man job,
but are you gonna let one
little failure stop you?
Yeah, pretty much.
Well, according to this text,
your manager--that's me--
just landed you a modeling job.
But I guess I'll tell
them you don't want it.
No, I want it! I want it!
Show me the text!
No time, now hit the shower.
Get your face on, and let's move!
You didn't really book him a job, did you?
No, and here's a bunch of modeling agencies.
Help me out and start calling.
He needs a job!
Well, they're occupied.
But I can't take another day of this.
There has to be another way
to make even faster money.
How?
Your mom said we got to keep the kids busy.
How are we gonna do that and
make money at the same time
- car wash! - Car wash!
- Buff and wax. - Buff and wax.
Hey, Kelly.
You cannot stop me, Carlos.
Humans are futile.
No, no, no! Don't scream!
Don't scream!
I'm just making coffee!
I will cover the earth with foam.
Bow to my foamy powers!
Ah! We have to destroy it!
No, Gustavo said you can't
break anything else.
Kelly is dumb. Women are weak.
What did he just say?
You heard me, cupcake.
Oh it's on.
I was just kidding.
Can't you--ow!-- Take a joke?
Tell the blender I love her.
I'll call a cleaning crew
before Gustavo finds out.
Yeah.
By the way, do I get a lunch break?
This amazing.
I'm really going to model a cuda product?
It's a product owned by cuda, yes.
Is it aftershave?
Or teeth whitener?
Close.
There's our elbow model!
Now, let's have a look at that beauty.
Uh, excuse me?
James, when we got this
picture from your manager,
we knew your elbow was the one.
I'm sorry. What is this an ad for?
Make your elbow look young again with
Uncle Vinnie's chapped elbow cream.
Uncle Vinnie's is made by cudo cosmetics.
It's just a senior line.
My elbow?
My dream is not to be an elbow model!
Hey! It's a job!
And it pays 500 bucks, after I take my cut.
You tricked me.
I'm gonna model-walk away now.
Hey!
What are you doing? Take the job.
And model an elbow.
Not just an elbow, the elbow.
They could of chosen any
elbow in the world.
They chose the best and I
want to go back to the pool!
It is pretty good.
You bet it is.
Now let's rock this joint.
Yes!
I love it.
Show me some more bend.
Flex it, flex it.
Stir the pot, James!
Stir the pot, yes!
Yes, hold that.
Yes! Yes!
Okay, less face, a little less face.
Lovely.
Oerbs, look at them sleep.
How did you get them to nap?
You know kids, you just have
to keep their busy mind
and busy bodies occupied.
And they're so clean.
They made us wash cars.
Looks like somebody had a wild dream.
Ya, he did.
Wash and wax.Buff and wax.
We did have lots of snacks.
Okay.
All right, and if you ever
need babysitting again,
please call somebody else.
$960,$980,one thousand.
Plus my five hundred from my modeling job.
Plus Carlos' pay check.
That's $2000.
Oh, and 30 cents.
I have to say I'm very impressed.
I hope you guys have learned your lesson.
Lesson learned.
You're free to swim.
Yes!
Yes, yes.
No. No. No, no.
Who is paying my bill for
palm woods towels, soap
and a fine from the city for running
an illegal day care center.
Here is the bill for foam
clean up and new pitch forks.
And this coffee machine was a
sanyoy prototype that costs $8000.
And who is paying this bill for
James' wardrobe and style.
I might of mentioned Gustavo
is paying for everything.
Which adds up to a grand total of $14,089.
Which is a small price to pay
for such a valuable lesson.
You know what this is
great, no, no this is good.
I mean, who needs a lesson
in responsibility?
Let's just break more stuff!
I mean, how about this lamp, huh?
That'd be fun, right?
Ha-ha! Oh, this is fun!
How about this vase?
Ooh, this vase is too new.
Let's hit this vase.
And while we're at it,
why don't we just bust up my whole studio?
I mean, it's just money! Right?
Gustavo, what did I tell you
about breaking things?
I didn't break anything.
You have a bat in your hand.
Okay.
So, we may put a little wear and
tear on things from time to time.
But that's show biz, right.
No, it's time you take
responsibility for your actions.
By paying me back $14,089.
Come on.
Get a car wash.
Be sure to buff out the rims.
I want them to shine like a pirate's boots.
Not the pool but we're wet.