Big Sky (1997–1999): Season 1, Episode 39 - Just Between Us - full transcript
(Engine revving)
- [Shay] Juliette, Oscar,
Charlie, this is big sky base.
Hi, Scotty.
- Juliette, Oscar, Charlie, yeah, Shay.
- Hey, Scotty, I was just
wondering if you could divert
and go to wongarbon
to pick up a parcel.
- Is it a big parcel
or a little parcel?
I haven't got a lot of room.
- I'd say biggish.
- Is it heavy or light?
- I don't know, it's about
average for a dead body.
- Well like I said, there's
not a lot of room in here,
and I'm not very flush
with fuel at all, today.
- Stay cool, Scotty, big sky base.
Scotty's got to carry
around a dead body.
- That's okay, Scotty
gets all the weird jobs.
Wait til it, um,
starts talking to him.
It's the change in air pressure.
Oh, they fart and belch and.
- You know, we should warn him them.
- Oh no, he'll find out.
- [Scotty] It's like I said, mate.
I don't think there's enough room.
We'll have to cancel it.
- [Man] Can't do that.
It could go off.
No, it's true.
- [Scotty] There's nothing I
can do, there's just no space.
- Why don't we put him up there
in the front passenger seat?
- Oh no, I don't think that's allowed.
- What do you mean allowed?
We're paying for him, come on.
He's a real beaut by now.
He came up here last week to
do a show at the Irish hall.
He keeled over, right onstage.
- [Scotty] What a way to go.
- Yeah.
That's the way he would have wanted it.
Real good performer too.
There you go, digger,
you'll be all right.
(Engine revving)
(Body passing gas)
(Body belching)
(Playful music)
(Body belching)
- I don't believe this.
This is Juliette, Oscar, Charlie.
Big sky base, are you there?
(Playful music)
- Big sky, yeah, Scotty?
(Body belching)
- Yeah, jimbo, this body's making
some pretty funny noises.
- Really?
What kind of noises?
(Body belching and passing gas)
- Like burping and farting.
- Gee, that's a new one on me.
(Imitates passing gas)
I'm sorry, there's some
sort of interference.
I wish there was more
I could do, you know.
But hey, chin up, okay?
Big sky base.
(Playful music)
What?
(Playful music)
(Body belching)
(Body belching)
(Soft theme music)
(Engine revving)
(Engine revving)
(Wheels screeching)
- Hey, Scotty.
I told you you get all the weird jobs.
- [Scotty] No I don't.
- Yes you do, it's your birthright.
All right, let's see them.
- Am I the only one that
does any work around here?
- That's the idea, sit down.
- I can't, I got more flights to do.
- Be careful out there, Scotty.
Ladies and gentlemen, Scotty
Gibbs has left the building.
- How come Scotty gets
all the dumb flights.
- It's an immutable
law of the universe.
No one knows.
- All stations, this is
Juliette, Oscar, Charlie
on approach to wargol airstrip
2,000, five miles southeast.
- [Control] You are cleared to land,
Juliette, Oscar, Charlie,
awaiting your arrival.
(Dramatic music)
- Ugh, what's he doing?
(Retching)
- Oh, yuck, he's spewing everywhere.
- Well he's crook, you
gave him too much.
- I hardly gave him anything.
Oh, Christ.
- We have to drop him off.
- No, not yet.
They can't touch us while
we've got him, right?
- Are you crazy, it's kidnapping.
- No it's not.
Look, kidnapping's when
you sent ransom notes
and stuff, right, eh?
We're not sending any ransom notes.
We're just, we're just
hanging on to him.
- You're a Maddie.
- Yeah.
(Engine revving)
(Wheels striking)
(Radio chattering)
- [Scotty] Okay, thanks.
See you, Jim.
(Dramatic music)
(Engine failing)
- Fuck it all!
Damn!
- We'll have to get another one.
- Hey, oh a beauty, it's a commodore.
They have good sound systems.
Get him in the back,
and we're out of here.
- [Radio reporter] Have not
yet released the boy's name.
Roadblocks have been
set up in the area,
and police are warning motorists
to stay clear of the vehicle,
a four-year drive gray fichero.
A police spokesman said the couple
is armed and considered dangerous.
- Put the phone down, put it down!
Give me the keys.
Come on, man, give me the keys.
(Dramatic music)
- Laurie, what are you doing?
Come on, stop dicking around, come on.
Come on!
- [Laurie] Wait, wait a minute!
(Computer beeping)
- Yes, I did it.
- What?
- We're in the black.
- You're kidding?
- No, come and have a look, it's true.
- I thought the accountant said
it would take three years.
- What would accountants know?
Oh my god, I can't believe
this, I've actually done it.
- That's so unfair, I've been...
No, I don't.
Good, I'm glad.
Sleaze.
- Fallout, they're not worth it.
- I'll kill him.
- It's the yuck factor.
They're built into every guy ever made.
- Bastard.
- Excuse me, do you have a
Roland Watson working here?
- Yeah, we do actually.
- Who?
- Roley?
- Could I see him please?
- Well he's not here, but
he'll be back shortly.
- Oh, right, thank you.
- Can I have a name,
tell him who called?
- No, that's fine, thank you.
(Dramatic music)
- [Michelle] Hang on, think
I might have got an idea.
- [Laurie] No more of
your bloody ideas.
- We'll go by plane.
- What?
- You can rent them.
Pj told me, they'll take you anywhere.
- We got a commodore, we
got good music, let's go.
- The roadblocks and everything,
it's a five-hour drive,
we can be there in an hour now, tops.
And no one'll know.
- All right, grab the
cash, we'll live the kid.
- [Michelle] No, we got to
take him, just in case.
- We don't need the kid!
- It's a security, all
right, now shut up!
- It's a bloody waste!
- Just get the money!
- Oy.
G'day.
We're having trouble with our car,
and we've got to get to wongarimar.
Any chance we can rent you?
- Charter me, you mean?
- Charter, yeah, that's it.
We can pay cash.
- Yeah, our nephew's sick,
we got to get him home.
He might even have to go to hospital.
- [Scotty] Poor little fellow,
what's wrong with him?
- He gets it from time to time,
but he's on special medicine for it.
- Poor kid.
- So what do you charge?
(Dramatic music)
- Yeah, Scotty, clear as
long as you're back in time
for Paula's end run.
- I should be back easy by then.
Thanks, Shay, Juliette, Oscar, Charlie.
- [Shay] Big sky base.
- Okay, no worries.
Is he all right?
(Dramatic music)
Okay, everyone better buckle in.
(Engine starting)
- Let her rip.
(Dramatic music)
(Phone beeping)
- [Shay] I've had to make a
few changes, have Scotty...
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Is Chris around?
- He's downstairs, I think.
Shay, can you go and see
if you can find Chris?
- Yeah, sure.
- Oh, it's no big deal.
- No, that's okay.
- Just saying goodbye to a friend
at the international terminal.
I thought maybe Chris could
give me a lift home.
- He's not scheduled
out, I know that much.
Take a seat.
- Thanks.
- Something wrong?
- I just said goodbye
to a man who loves me
and wants to marry me.
Am I stupid?
- Depends.
- He's practically the perfect man.
He's kind and gentle and
good with the kids.
- The perfect man?
- Yes.
- Speaking.
- So that's how it is.
Soon as my back's turned,
you start talking about me.
No?
Oh well, that's a surprise.
- [Shay] And now you're off
with some boring chick
you'll never be satisfied with.
And to make matters worse,
I heard it from Nathan.
- I just feel sorry for you, Paula.
Ps, I'll send true over
to pick up my walkman.
- Perfect, now send it email.
- Oh no, everyone'll read it.
- [Shay] They're gonna read it anyway.
(Phone ringing)
- Hello, rec room.
Monica!
No.
Yeah, I, uh.
Sure.
Bye.
- Roley, I forget to tell you,
someone arrived to see you today.
- Really beautiful.
- Well, thanks.
- Hey, what was all that
stuff about the perfect guy?
- Tom has gone to London.
That's who I was saying goodbye to.
- And he was the perfect
guy, are you serious?
- Yeah.
In a way, he was.
I think that's why I turned him down.
See you.
- What was that?
(Laughing)
- Don't ask me, I've got no idea.
And you could say I'm a
perfect person for you.
- So, are we still separated?
(Engine revving)
(Boy groaning)
- Hey, he doesn't sound too good.
- Shut him up, Michelle, will you?
- You shut him up.
- You sure he's all right?
- Does this one work?
- Yeah.
- How about I give this a go flying?
- Is he your nephew?
- Oh, yeah, her nephew.
Shut him up, will you, Michelle?
- Get stuffed, Laurie.
(Boy moaning)
- Look, we should put down,
get him to a hospital.
- I told you, he's okay.
He comes out of it and
he's okay, dead set.
(Boy moaning)
- I could do this, easy.
- Hey, it's against regulations.
- Oh, big deal, who's
going to find out?
(Retching)
- Oh no, he's spewing again.
- That's it, I'm putting down.
- No no no, keep going, he's all right.
- No, he's not all right.
- [Michelle] He does that all the time.
- I'm not stupid.
- I swear, trust me, I
know what I'm doing.
- Do what you're told!
- Put that away, Laurie.
- I've had a gut full of you, too.
(Retching)
- Laurie's all angry, is he?
He's going to shoot someone.
- Piss off!
(Moaning)
(Dramatic music)
(Engine revving)
- So, what, it's like
completely bad luck
for the bride to see the groom at all?
- You know, that can't
even speak to each other.
It's like the worst karma of marriage.
- [Jimbo] This is a job for
Scotty, I'm telling him.
- Lexie, we're taking Charlie
tango, is Chris back yet?
- No, but he's on his way.
- So where is the happy couple?
- Well the groom's downstairs,
and the bride should
be here any minute.
- Oh, speak of the devil.
- You look lovely, and
you're right on time.
Lexie'll take you down to
your aircraft and I'll,
I'll be along in a minute.
- Thanks.
- Hi, just through here.
- How's Robbie?
- What do you mean?
- She just seemed a bit
upset about some guy.
- Oh yeah.
- But you two seem to be getting on
a bit better these days.
- Why are you asking?
- Are you?
- No.
(Engine revving)
(Dramatic music)
- Are we there yet?
- It's a 90-minute flight.
- [Michelle] I'm sick of this airplane.
- Shut up, Michelle.
(Dials clicking)
What are you doing?
- I'm just changing the code,
just flew into a different flight zone.
- Leave it.
- Look, I have to...
- I said cut it out.
You've got an emergency frequency
like taxi drivers, haven't you?
- No.
- Crap, cut it out now, or
I'll blow your hand off.
- All right, all right.
- Ow!
- I told you!
- I wasn't going to touch it.
I was just changing the
frequency on the radio.
- No radios neither!
- Mate, I had to.
- Do you want me to bounce you again?
- Oh, yeah, Laurie, you big tough guy.
God, the pilot's got one bloody hand.
How's he going to fly?
- Shut up, Michelle!
- You shut up yourself!
You all right?
- Yeah, thank you.
(Soft dramatic music)
(Engine revving)
- Well it's a nice day for it.
- Annie, smile, it looks like
you're going to a funeral.
- So what do you do, Ann?
- Child care.
- Where'd you meet Steve?
- Oh at the center.
He was building a jungle
gym for the kids.
- Yeah, he's great with kids, isn't he?
Can't wait to be a dad.
So, what's it like flying a plane?
- Great, I love it.
- [Jasmina] Yeah, have you
been doing it for long?
- Oh, two years now.
Took a while to talk my
parents round, though.
They actually wanted me
to do what Ann's doing.
- What about you, do you fly?
- Yeah, I do, although
I'm fairly new to it.
- She's also the boss.
- Of the whole big sky?
- Yep.
- Seriously?
(Giggling)
- That'd be great.
Once the serious bits are over,
lose the nerves, be a blast.
- Right, but I got to make a speech.
- What are you moaning about?
I'm the one who's got
to make the speech.
All you do is get up
and thank everyone.
- You better not make any dirty jokes
about Annie and me, okay?
- I might.
- Better not, Annie's
mum'll Chuck us both.
- Hey, when did you
decide to get married?
- Two weeks ago, why?
- Well, can I ask you something.
I mean, I'm sure you're
doing the right thing
and everything, but
how did you know that, you
know, she was the one?
Because I mean, you know, I
thought Rhonda was the one,
and Jane and Karen.
- Sarah.
- Thanks, yeah, Sarah and joann.
- [Chris] They get the picture, jimbo.
- But how did you know?
- I don't know, mate, you
just know, you know?
- No.
- Hi.
Roland's expecting me.
- Okay, um, this way.
(Engine revving)
- What's wrong with him?
- I don't know.
He's having some kind of
bad reaction or something.
He was all sweaty before,
now he's gone all dry.
- He looks awful, I'm telling you,
we have to get him to a hospital.
- Is he going to be all right?
- How the hell would I bloody know?
How come I've got to know everything?
- You gave him too much.
- Oh, you've got to be
right, all my fault.
You bloody blame everyone
but yourself, Laurie.
- Well you injected
him, it was your idea.
- Who's idea was it to grab
him in the first place?
God, you think you're some big, hotshot
gangster or something.
- You're the one that wanted
to bring him on the plane.
I wanted to get rid of him.
- So what were you going
to do, shoot him?
God, you're a loser, Laurie.
- Yeah, and you're ugly.
- Loser, loser, loser.
- And you're fat, and you're stupid.
- Loser, loser, loser, loser, loser!
(Yelling)
- Shut up, both of you!
Look, I don't know who you
are, okay, and I don't care.
But that kid is really ill,
and if we don't stop, he'll die.
- Loser.
(Engines revving)
- I was so hammered, mate, dead set
I can't even remember
the end of the night.
- Sounds like a classic bucks party.
- Yeah, are you married?
- I was.
- Did you have a bucks night?
- Yes, yes, I remember, uh,
we knocked off somebody's boat,
and the last thing I recall is
Joey Morgan yelling out abandon ship.
- What, did you sink it?
- Well I don't quite
remember, but I remember
we all finished up
swimming in the harbor.
After that, it was a bit blurry.
But the point about bucks parties is,
that's where you realize what a bunch
of dickheads your best friends are.
- Yeah.
I wasn't too happy with these guys.
- What? Listen, mate, if
Bianca had her tongue
down my throat, I'd be happy.
- Listen, if Annie ever hears
about that, mate, I'm...
- [Nick] Settle down,
who's going to tell her?
- Bianca.
- Mate, I was pretty pissed.
Anyway, she's my ex-girlfriend,
and that doesn't really count.
- Are you kidding?
That counts more, that's worse.
- Steve, he is so cute, you know that?
And he could have had
anyone, but he chose Annie.
- Lucky girl.
- [Jasmina] Yep.
- I wonder what would have happened
if I had gone through with it?
- Do you ever regret it?
- Yeah.
No.
Well sort of.
Sometimes.
I called my wedding off.
- Really?
- [Lexie] Yeah, he was a
nice guy and everything.
It was me, I was getting married
for all the wrong reasons.
- Yeah, but the trick is knowing
what all the right reasons are.
- Love, what else?
- I'm going to be sick.
- Oh, there's a bag in the
back of the seat there.
(Retching)
- Can we please stop the plane?
- Look, you'll be fine
once we get there.
It's just nerves.
Here, have a drink of water.
- I don't want to get there.
I don't want to see Steve,
I'm calling it off.
- Oh, Annie.
- No, I've thought about
it, I'm not doing it.
We have to go back.
- [Jasmina] Look, just
have a drink, all right?
♪ Every man I ever met ♪
- Paula, quick, hurry.
- [Monica] No, I bumped
into Paul meyer.
He said he thought he
knew where you were,
and I thought why not?
- [Roley] Yeah, why not?
- You're not angry, are you?
I didn't think you'd mind,
not after all this time.
- No, it's good to see you.
You look, rich.
- Martin's got a good practice.
- What do you do?
- I shop, I travel.
How's your wife?
Are you still married too?
- Janie died.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- I got married again four years ago.
(Engines revving)
- Annie, you can't just
call it off, all right.
Everybody's waiting, your
dad's paid all this money.
- You're just nervous,
that's understandable.
- It's not nerves.
I've just changed my mind, that's all.
- Take your time to think about it.
I mean, you'll be all right.
- No I won't.
I'm not doing it.
(Engines revving)
- [Lauren] whiskey, Victor, bravo,
this is Charlie, tango, delta.
- whiskey, victory,
bravo, yeah, Lauren.
- Uh.
Chris, we have a little
bit of a problem.
- What's up?
- Are you absolutely sure?
- The bride wants to
call the wedding off.
- What?
- What, cancel everything?
- Yeah, everything, we're
turning back, I think.
- No, why?
- Lauren, is there a reason?
- She won't say, she just
wants you to tell the groom.
- Yeah, well, he knows, stand by.
What do you want to do?
- Can I talk to her?
- Sure.
Lauren, Steve wants to talk to her.
- Sorry, Chris, she
refuses to talk to him.
- Bianca.
- Do you reckon?
Mate, I've got to talk to her.
- Lauren, I think they should
communicate, don't you?
- Look, stand by, Chris,
we'll get back to you.
(Soft dramatic music)
- [Monica] Saved my marriage in a way.
After you and I split up,
felt kind of easier to settle down.
- [Roley] Yeah, me too.
- [Monica] Did you ever tell your wife?
- No.
- I've nearly told Martin 1,000 times.
But I can't.
Don't know why, after all these years,
I don't think he'd fuss too much.
Anyway, none of his business, really.
It was between us.
- [Roley] I still think about
us every now and then.
- Huh, when you hear Spanish Harlem?
Me too.
I still dream about you sometimes.
- Still?
- [Monica] I dreamt about
you with nothing on
the other night, and now look at you.
- Ohh.
Look at you, though.
You're still so beautiful.
- Oh oh, do you think so?
- [Roley] Yes, I do.
(Engine revving)
- He's gone all floppy.
- He's dead, you OD'd him.
- He's not dead, you
wanker, he's alive.
Danielle was like this,
eh, exactly the same.
- If he dies, it's murder.
- It's not murder, no
one's tried to kill him.
- Just the same, mate,
it doesn't matter.
- I'll tell you who's
going to get murdered.
- Not now, Laurie.
- We've got to get him that
stuff that they gave Danielle.
- Narcane.
Yeah, right, where we're
going to get that from?
- I can touch down in gooloogong.
We can find a doctor there.
- No way, no doctors, I
don't trust the bastards.
- It's the only way.
We've got to find this narcane stuff.
- Look, let's just go to wongarimar,
like we always planned.
- We can't, look at him.
- He'll be all right.
Look, it's not my bloody fault.
- We can land, we can grab
the stuff from a chemist.
- Are you stupid, look,
there'll be cops everywhere.
- Look at him.
Poor kid, who'd he ever hurt?
- Get off, Laurie, what do you care?
- We're stopping.
Do you hear me, we're going.
- Ohhh!
- Roley, would you and her
like a coffee or something?
- No thanks, she's gone.
(Radio chattering)
(Engine revving)
- This is a dumb idea.
Look, soon as we leave the plane,
he's going to call the cops.
- I got it all under control.
Me and him will go and get the stuff.
- Yeah, right, like
he's going to help out.
It's a dumb plan.
- Why don't you come up
with something better?
(Yelling)
- Hey, hey hey, hey hey, hang on!
Look, the most important
thing's the kid, yeah?
So don't worry, I'll help you out.
I'll do whatever you want.
(Dramatic music)
(Engines revving)
- You see, men and women are
fundamentally different.
It's not just the bits.
You know, like, when a
woman makes up her mind
about something, nothing can change it.
- He's pretty right, guys,
women only ever change
their mind about little things.
- You've noticed that, huh?
- Movies, clothes, restaurants.
But anything big, forget it.
- I think we're in trouble.
We're going to have to come up
with some sort of response.
- If somebody's told her about Bianca,
there's nothing I can do.
- Lie.
- Lie.
- Deny it?
- Yeah.
- Deny it to the last
breath of your body.
- How can I, mate, it happened.
- It's not fair, I've never
been a bridesmaid before.
- There you go, Ann.
Just think about it, are you sure?
A lot of people get cold
feet at the last minute.
Look at Lexie.
- I know, I've been
thinking about it for ages.
- From what I've heard,
he really loves you.
Chris said he's very upset.
- It's better this way.
You don't understand.
- If she's got doubts, it's
better that she stops it now.
- I had a friend who
broke it off a fortnight
before the wedding.
Guy wouldn't take the ring back,
so she had it broken
down into earrings.
They're lovely.
(Engine revving)
(Birds chirping)
- All right, narcane in ampules,
syringes and needles,
21 gauge, all right?
And you?
You better not try anything.
- If he does, I'll bloody
put a bullet in him.
- I won't, I promise.
- [Michelle] Hey, Laurie,
give me a kiss, come back.
- Kiss yourself.
(Dramatic music)
- [Scotty] So how we
going to get into town?
- Car, how do you think?
- Taxi?
- Geez, you're stupid.
See this one?
She'll be here all day.
These others, back any minute.
- You mean you're going
to knock it off?
- No, I'm going to buy it.
(Engines revving)
- Details, she's not going
to want to know details.
If Bianca exists, oh, that's enough.
- No no no, you muddy the details.
I'm suggesting the partial confession.
- What the hell is a
partial confession?
If she even gets a sniff of confession,
the wedding is more than off.
- How can it be more than off?
If it's off, it's off.
- [Jimbo] That's my
point about confession.
- A groveling, semi confession.
Leaving out the worst bits,
followed by an apology.
Women love apologies.
- Yeah, when they know what
you're apologizing for.
- Oh no no no, the apology
overrides all that.
- Okay, I'll go with that.
- Right.
Okay, you ready?
I think you better
talk to her yourself.
- That's bad luck.
- That's bad luck.
- Okay, okay.
Charlie, tango, delta, this
is whiskey, Victor, bravo.
- Go ahead, Chris.
- Lauren, there's something
I think I should tell you.
- There is?
- Yeah, it's that Steve
knows that Ann knows
that somebody called Bianca
popped in for a short visit
at one of the pre-wedding parties.
- A short visit?
- Yes, and he's really, truly sorry.
And, it didn't mean anything,
and nothing happened anyway.
- Slut.
I knew it, I knew
something had happened.
- She is such a slut!
- Men are such dickheads.
(Weeping)
- Oh, Annie.
- How do you think it's going?
- Lauren?
- Yes, stand by,
whiskey, Victor, bravo.
(Dramatic music)
- All right, up here.
Here we go.
(Dramatic music)
Oy.
Where you going?
Get in there.
(Dramatic music)
Shh.
(Dramatic music)
(Chattering)
Look at this, great.
Four or five of these
and a few tequilas,
and you're away for the night.
(Dramatic music)
- Narcane, here.
- Here we go.
- What are you gonna do?
- What do you reckon I'm gonna do?
- You go smashing this, he'll
be in here in a minute.
- If he comes in, I'll
shoot him in the guts.
Move.
(Glass breaking)
- Excuse me.
(Dramatic music)
- You need all those?
- Michelle does.
She's a junkie.
- Hey, you just watch your face, pal!
- Shh.
(Dramatic music)
What are you doing?
Put it away.
(Dramatic music)
(Head striking)
- Geez, I tell you,
that was the coolest thing I
ever saw, wham, lights out!
He never knew what hit him.
- Lucky I did, you would have shot him.
- You bet your sweet ass
I would have shot him.
I hate those mongrels.
- You ever shot anyone?
- Shot my brother in the leg once.
We were both pissed.
- No, I mean, shot dead.
- Nah, nah.
Like to, though.
Once, when me and
Michelle hitched a ride.
We were gonna shoot the guy.
- Why?
- Just to see what it's like.
- Why didn't you?
- Shit.
(Dramatic music)
Shit!
(Dramatic music)
Stay calm, mate, don't
do anything stupid.
- Good afternoon, sir,
you've been stopped
for the purposes of a
random breath test.
Have you consumed any alcohol today?
- No.
- Would you please take
a deep breath and blow
into this white tube until
I tell you to stop?
(Blowing)
Okay, stop there.
(Dramatic music)
Thank you very much,
you're clear to go.
- Come on.
(Car starting)
(Dramatic music)
(Birds chirping)
(Engines revving)
- Annie, maybe just give
him one chance, okay?
- You could at least listen
to what he wants to say.
He could have an explanation.
- I know what he's going to say,
and I don't want to hear it.
- It's okay, Ann, we understand.
- I didn't want it to be this way.
Can you ask her something for me?
- Sure.
- Can you ask her about the baby?
- Ann, Steve's got a
difficult question.
If the wedding's off,
what about the baby?
- Baby?
Annie?
- Geez, you took your time.
- You should have seen this guy,
he knocked the chemist into tomorrow.
- You're going to be all right now.
- [Michelle] Big deal, let's go.
- Hey, we got to give
him the narcane first.
- No, not here.
- Yes, here now, look at him!
- No, mate, take off first,
then we'll fix him up.
- Laurie, please, look at
him, he's running out of...
- Go on.
- I thought you weren't coming back.
- Well I did, didn't I?
- Yeah, well I got all lonely
without me little wooger.
Come here.
I missed you.
Come on.
I missed you.
(Engine revving)
- All I'm saying is that
having a baby makes it better.
- No way, bang, you're
married, bang, you got kids.
Where's the time for
just the two of you?
- Yeah, good point, you should
get to know each other,
bang, then have kids.
- I'm not talking about having kids.
I'm talking about Annie having a baby.
- [Nick] What's the bloody difference?
- You wouldn't understand.
All I'm saying is I'm glad, you know.
I hope it's a boy.
- You never told me.
- [Ann] We never told anyone.
- Yeah, well, you should have told me.
I'm your best friend.
No wonder you've been
looking so shocking lately.
Did you tell Wendy?
- As if.
- And you thought you
had to get married,
I mean, that went out ages ago.
- You can bring up a baby
on your own if you want to.
- If you don't want him,
I'll marry him, okay?
- [Lexie] You don't even
have to have a baby at all
if that's what you want.
- You can't have an abortion,
that's just terrible.
- You don't understand.
- What?
- I thought I was pregnant.
But I'm not.
There's no baby.
- [Lauren] whiskey Victor,
this is Charlie, tango, delta.
- Yeah, Lauren.
- Chris, we have something
of a development here.
There is no baby, Ann's not pregnant.
- Why not?
- Wrong question.
- [Chris] Yeah, I got that,
thanks, Charlie, tango.
- We're on approach in two minutes.
- Are you all right?
- Charlie, tango, delta.
- Look at it this way, at
least you're off the hook.
It's a win-win situation.
- I don't want to be off the hook.
I wanted a baby.
(Dramatic music)
- Down there, see that long paddock?
This is it.
- Hey, I can't land there.
I thought we were going to wongarimar.
- [Laurie] We are, nearly, this is it.
- It looks fine from up
here, you get down there,
it could be full of
rabbit holes or anything.
- Geez, you're a pain
in the ass, dead set.
Why you always arguing all the time?
- Shoot him, Laurie.
- I bloody will.
- Give me the gun, I'll shoot him.
Come on, let me have the gun.
- Get off it, Michelle, no, no.
(Dramatic music)
Come on, Michelle.
- Are you watching?
- [Laurie] Yeah, I'm
watching, come on, do it.
Do it.
(Dramatic music)
(Gun clicking)
(Laughing)
- If we had bullets,
your brains would be
all over the windscreen, sucker.
- [Laurie] Come on, Michelle,
give me the weapon back.
- You've been a pain in the ass.
(Gun clicking)
Keep your pants on.
- Come on, give me the weapon.
(Imitating gun firing)
(Dramatic music)
(Imitating gunfire)
(Screaming)
Give me the gun, you
scrubber, give me the gun.
(Dramatic music)
(Birds chirping)
- Big sky base, this is
Juliette, Oscar, Charlie.
Come in, big sky base.
Shay, it's me, are you there?
(Boy moaning)
(Birds chirping)
Big sky base, this is Juliette,
Oscar, Charlie, come in.
(Engines revving)
- Good luck.
- Thanks.
Ann, it's Steve.
I know you probably don't want
to talk to me and everything,
but I'll just say what
I have to say anyway.
I don't understand why you lied to me.
I guess you pretty much
had your own reasons.
But it's okay, I don't mind.
- [Lauren] Just push the button down.
- Steve?
I really thought I was
pregnant, honest.
I just couldn't believe it
when you popped the question.
- Why not?
- Because I thought that's
why you were marrying me,
because of the baby.
So when I got my period, I
thought well now you'll dump me
for sure, and I really
wanted to marry you,
so I just didn't say anything.
I'm sorry, Stevie.
You can go and have
babies with someone else,
if that's what you want.
- But I don't want to do that.
- But I thought you were
so happy about a baby.
- That's because it was ours.
I don't want to marry a
baby, I want to marry you.
- Really?
- I thought you were
pissed off about Bianca.
- [Ann] I am, a bit.
- Do you still want to get married?
- I do.
(Soft triumphant music)
(Engines revving)
(Triumphant music)
(Soft theme music)
- [Shay] Juliette, Oscar,
Charlie, this is big sky base.
Hi, Scotty.
- Juliette, Oscar, Charlie, yeah, Shay.
- Hey, Scotty, I was just
wondering if you could divert
and go to wongarbon
to pick up a parcel.
- Is it a big parcel
or a little parcel?
I haven't got a lot of room.
- I'd say biggish.
- Is it heavy or light?
- I don't know, it's about
average for a dead body.
- Well like I said, there's
not a lot of room in here,
and I'm not very flush
with fuel at all, today.
- Stay cool, Scotty, big sky base.
Scotty's got to carry
around a dead body.
- That's okay, Scotty
gets all the weird jobs.
Wait til it, um,
starts talking to him.
It's the change in air pressure.
Oh, they fart and belch and.
- You know, we should warn him them.
- Oh no, he'll find out.
- [Scotty] It's like I said, mate.
I don't think there's enough room.
We'll have to cancel it.
- [Man] Can't do that.
It could go off.
No, it's true.
- [Scotty] There's nothing I
can do, there's just no space.
- Why don't we put him up there
in the front passenger seat?
- Oh no, I don't think that's allowed.
- What do you mean allowed?
We're paying for him, come on.
He's a real beaut by now.
He came up here last week to
do a show at the Irish hall.
He keeled over, right onstage.
- [Scotty] What a way to go.
- Yeah.
That's the way he would have wanted it.
Real good performer too.
There you go, digger,
you'll be all right.
(Engine revving)
(Body passing gas)
(Body belching)
(Playful music)
(Body belching)
- I don't believe this.
This is Juliette, Oscar, Charlie.
Big sky base, are you there?
(Playful music)
- Big sky, yeah, Scotty?
(Body belching)
- Yeah, jimbo, this body's making
some pretty funny noises.
- Really?
What kind of noises?
(Body belching and passing gas)
- Like burping and farting.
- Gee, that's a new one on me.
(Imitates passing gas)
I'm sorry, there's some
sort of interference.
I wish there was more
I could do, you know.
But hey, chin up, okay?
Big sky base.
(Playful music)
What?
(Playful music)
(Body belching)
(Body belching)
(Soft theme music)
(Engine revving)
(Engine revving)
(Wheels screeching)
- Hey, Scotty.
I told you you get all the weird jobs.
- [Scotty] No I don't.
- Yes you do, it's your birthright.
All right, let's see them.
- Am I the only one that
does any work around here?
- That's the idea, sit down.
- I can't, I got more flights to do.
- Be careful out there, Scotty.
Ladies and gentlemen, Scotty
Gibbs has left the building.
- How come Scotty gets
all the dumb flights.
- It's an immutable
law of the universe.
No one knows.
- All stations, this is
Juliette, Oscar, Charlie
on approach to wargol airstrip
2,000, five miles southeast.
- [Control] You are cleared to land,
Juliette, Oscar, Charlie,
awaiting your arrival.
(Dramatic music)
- Ugh, what's he doing?
(Retching)
- Oh, yuck, he's spewing everywhere.
- Well he's crook, you
gave him too much.
- I hardly gave him anything.
Oh, Christ.
- We have to drop him off.
- No, not yet.
They can't touch us while
we've got him, right?
- Are you crazy, it's kidnapping.
- No it's not.
Look, kidnapping's when
you sent ransom notes
and stuff, right, eh?
We're not sending any ransom notes.
We're just, we're just
hanging on to him.
- You're a Maddie.
- Yeah.
(Engine revving)
(Wheels striking)
(Radio chattering)
- [Scotty] Okay, thanks.
See you, Jim.
(Dramatic music)
(Engine failing)
- Fuck it all!
Damn!
- We'll have to get another one.
- Hey, oh a beauty, it's a commodore.
They have good sound systems.
Get him in the back,
and we're out of here.
- [Radio reporter] Have not
yet released the boy's name.
Roadblocks have been
set up in the area,
and police are warning motorists
to stay clear of the vehicle,
a four-year drive gray fichero.
A police spokesman said the couple
is armed and considered dangerous.
- Put the phone down, put it down!
Give me the keys.
Come on, man, give me the keys.
(Dramatic music)
- Laurie, what are you doing?
Come on, stop dicking around, come on.
Come on!
- [Laurie] Wait, wait a minute!
(Computer beeping)
- Yes, I did it.
- What?
- We're in the black.
- You're kidding?
- No, come and have a look, it's true.
- I thought the accountant said
it would take three years.
- What would accountants know?
Oh my god, I can't believe
this, I've actually done it.
- That's so unfair, I've been...
No, I don't.
Good, I'm glad.
Sleaze.
- Fallout, they're not worth it.
- I'll kill him.
- It's the yuck factor.
They're built into every guy ever made.
- Bastard.
- Excuse me, do you have a
Roland Watson working here?
- Yeah, we do actually.
- Who?
- Roley?
- Could I see him please?
- Well he's not here, but
he'll be back shortly.
- Oh, right, thank you.
- Can I have a name,
tell him who called?
- No, that's fine, thank you.
(Dramatic music)
- [Michelle] Hang on, think
I might have got an idea.
- [Laurie] No more of
your bloody ideas.
- We'll go by plane.
- What?
- You can rent them.
Pj told me, they'll take you anywhere.
- We got a commodore, we
got good music, let's go.
- The roadblocks and everything,
it's a five-hour drive,
we can be there in an hour now, tops.
And no one'll know.
- All right, grab the
cash, we'll live the kid.
- [Michelle] No, we got to
take him, just in case.
- We don't need the kid!
- It's a security, all
right, now shut up!
- It's a bloody waste!
- Just get the money!
- Oy.
G'day.
We're having trouble with our car,
and we've got to get to wongarimar.
Any chance we can rent you?
- Charter me, you mean?
- Charter, yeah, that's it.
We can pay cash.
- Yeah, our nephew's sick,
we got to get him home.
He might even have to go to hospital.
- [Scotty] Poor little fellow,
what's wrong with him?
- He gets it from time to time,
but he's on special medicine for it.
- Poor kid.
- So what do you charge?
(Dramatic music)
- Yeah, Scotty, clear as
long as you're back in time
for Paula's end run.
- I should be back easy by then.
Thanks, Shay, Juliette, Oscar, Charlie.
- [Shay] Big sky base.
- Okay, no worries.
Is he all right?
(Dramatic music)
Okay, everyone better buckle in.
(Engine starting)
- Let her rip.
(Dramatic music)
(Phone beeping)
- [Shay] I've had to make a
few changes, have Scotty...
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Is Chris around?
- He's downstairs, I think.
Shay, can you go and see
if you can find Chris?
- Yeah, sure.
- Oh, it's no big deal.
- No, that's okay.
- Just saying goodbye to a friend
at the international terminal.
I thought maybe Chris could
give me a lift home.
- He's not scheduled
out, I know that much.
Take a seat.
- Thanks.
- Something wrong?
- I just said goodbye
to a man who loves me
and wants to marry me.
Am I stupid?
- Depends.
- He's practically the perfect man.
He's kind and gentle and
good with the kids.
- The perfect man?
- Yes.
- Speaking.
- So that's how it is.
Soon as my back's turned,
you start talking about me.
No?
Oh well, that's a surprise.
- [Shay] And now you're off
with some boring chick
you'll never be satisfied with.
And to make matters worse,
I heard it from Nathan.
- I just feel sorry for you, Paula.
Ps, I'll send true over
to pick up my walkman.
- Perfect, now send it email.
- Oh no, everyone'll read it.
- [Shay] They're gonna read it anyway.
(Phone ringing)
- Hello, rec room.
Monica!
No.
Yeah, I, uh.
Sure.
Bye.
- Roley, I forget to tell you,
someone arrived to see you today.
- Really beautiful.
- Well, thanks.
- Hey, what was all that
stuff about the perfect guy?
- Tom has gone to London.
That's who I was saying goodbye to.
- And he was the perfect
guy, are you serious?
- Yeah.
In a way, he was.
I think that's why I turned him down.
See you.
- What was that?
(Laughing)
- Don't ask me, I've got no idea.
And you could say I'm a
perfect person for you.
- So, are we still separated?
(Engine revving)
(Boy groaning)
- Hey, he doesn't sound too good.
- Shut him up, Michelle, will you?
- You shut him up.
- You sure he's all right?
- Does this one work?
- Yeah.
- How about I give this a go flying?
- Is he your nephew?
- Oh, yeah, her nephew.
Shut him up, will you, Michelle?
- Get stuffed, Laurie.
(Boy moaning)
- Look, we should put down,
get him to a hospital.
- I told you, he's okay.
He comes out of it and
he's okay, dead set.
(Boy moaning)
- I could do this, easy.
- Hey, it's against regulations.
- Oh, big deal, who's
going to find out?
(Retching)
- Oh no, he's spewing again.
- That's it, I'm putting down.
- No no no, keep going, he's all right.
- No, he's not all right.
- [Michelle] He does that all the time.
- I'm not stupid.
- I swear, trust me, I
know what I'm doing.
- Do what you're told!
- Put that away, Laurie.
- I've had a gut full of you, too.
(Retching)
- Laurie's all angry, is he?
He's going to shoot someone.
- Piss off!
(Moaning)
(Dramatic music)
(Engine revving)
- So, what, it's like
completely bad luck
for the bride to see the groom at all?
- You know, that can't
even speak to each other.
It's like the worst karma of marriage.
- [Jimbo] This is a job for
Scotty, I'm telling him.
- Lexie, we're taking Charlie
tango, is Chris back yet?
- No, but he's on his way.
- So where is the happy couple?
- Well the groom's downstairs,
and the bride should
be here any minute.
- Oh, speak of the devil.
- You look lovely, and
you're right on time.
Lexie'll take you down to
your aircraft and I'll,
I'll be along in a minute.
- Thanks.
- Hi, just through here.
- How's Robbie?
- What do you mean?
- She just seemed a bit
upset about some guy.
- Oh yeah.
- But you two seem to be getting on
a bit better these days.
- Why are you asking?
- Are you?
- No.
(Engine revving)
(Dramatic music)
- Are we there yet?
- It's a 90-minute flight.
- [Michelle] I'm sick of this airplane.
- Shut up, Michelle.
(Dials clicking)
What are you doing?
- I'm just changing the code,
just flew into a different flight zone.
- Leave it.
- Look, I have to...
- I said cut it out.
You've got an emergency frequency
like taxi drivers, haven't you?
- No.
- Crap, cut it out now, or
I'll blow your hand off.
- All right, all right.
- Ow!
- I told you!
- I wasn't going to touch it.
I was just changing the
frequency on the radio.
- No radios neither!
- Mate, I had to.
- Do you want me to bounce you again?
- Oh, yeah, Laurie, you big tough guy.
God, the pilot's got one bloody hand.
How's he going to fly?
- Shut up, Michelle!
- You shut up yourself!
You all right?
- Yeah, thank you.
(Soft dramatic music)
(Engine revving)
- Well it's a nice day for it.
- Annie, smile, it looks like
you're going to a funeral.
- So what do you do, Ann?
- Child care.
- Where'd you meet Steve?
- Oh at the center.
He was building a jungle
gym for the kids.
- Yeah, he's great with kids, isn't he?
Can't wait to be a dad.
So, what's it like flying a plane?
- Great, I love it.
- [Jasmina] Yeah, have you
been doing it for long?
- Oh, two years now.
Took a while to talk my
parents round, though.
They actually wanted me
to do what Ann's doing.
- What about you, do you fly?
- Yeah, I do, although
I'm fairly new to it.
- She's also the boss.
- Of the whole big sky?
- Yep.
- Seriously?
(Giggling)
- That'd be great.
Once the serious bits are over,
lose the nerves, be a blast.
- Right, but I got to make a speech.
- What are you moaning about?
I'm the one who's got
to make the speech.
All you do is get up
and thank everyone.
- You better not make any dirty jokes
about Annie and me, okay?
- I might.
- Better not, Annie's
mum'll Chuck us both.
- Hey, when did you
decide to get married?
- Two weeks ago, why?
- Well, can I ask you something.
I mean, I'm sure you're
doing the right thing
and everything, but
how did you know that, you
know, she was the one?
Because I mean, you know, I
thought Rhonda was the one,
and Jane and Karen.
- Sarah.
- Thanks, yeah, Sarah and joann.
- [Chris] They get the picture, jimbo.
- But how did you know?
- I don't know, mate, you
just know, you know?
- No.
- Hi.
Roland's expecting me.
- Okay, um, this way.
(Engine revving)
- What's wrong with him?
- I don't know.
He's having some kind of
bad reaction or something.
He was all sweaty before,
now he's gone all dry.
- He looks awful, I'm telling you,
we have to get him to a hospital.
- Is he going to be all right?
- How the hell would I bloody know?
How come I've got to know everything?
- You gave him too much.
- Oh, you've got to be
right, all my fault.
You bloody blame everyone
but yourself, Laurie.
- Well you injected
him, it was your idea.
- Who's idea was it to grab
him in the first place?
God, you think you're some big, hotshot
gangster or something.
- You're the one that wanted
to bring him on the plane.
I wanted to get rid of him.
- So what were you going
to do, shoot him?
God, you're a loser, Laurie.
- Yeah, and you're ugly.
- Loser, loser, loser.
- And you're fat, and you're stupid.
- Loser, loser, loser, loser, loser!
(Yelling)
- Shut up, both of you!
Look, I don't know who you
are, okay, and I don't care.
But that kid is really ill,
and if we don't stop, he'll die.
- Loser.
(Engines revving)
- I was so hammered, mate, dead set
I can't even remember
the end of the night.
- Sounds like a classic bucks party.
- Yeah, are you married?
- I was.
- Did you have a bucks night?
- Yes, yes, I remember, uh,
we knocked off somebody's boat,
and the last thing I recall is
Joey Morgan yelling out abandon ship.
- What, did you sink it?
- Well I don't quite
remember, but I remember
we all finished up
swimming in the harbor.
After that, it was a bit blurry.
But the point about bucks parties is,
that's where you realize what a bunch
of dickheads your best friends are.
- Yeah.
I wasn't too happy with these guys.
- What? Listen, mate, if
Bianca had her tongue
down my throat, I'd be happy.
- Listen, if Annie ever hears
about that, mate, I'm...
- [Nick] Settle down,
who's going to tell her?
- Bianca.
- Mate, I was pretty pissed.
Anyway, she's my ex-girlfriend,
and that doesn't really count.
- Are you kidding?
That counts more, that's worse.
- Steve, he is so cute, you know that?
And he could have had
anyone, but he chose Annie.
- Lucky girl.
- [Jasmina] Yep.
- I wonder what would have happened
if I had gone through with it?
- Do you ever regret it?
- Yeah.
No.
Well sort of.
Sometimes.
I called my wedding off.
- Really?
- [Lexie] Yeah, he was a
nice guy and everything.
It was me, I was getting married
for all the wrong reasons.
- Yeah, but the trick is knowing
what all the right reasons are.
- Love, what else?
- I'm going to be sick.
- Oh, there's a bag in the
back of the seat there.
(Retching)
- Can we please stop the plane?
- Look, you'll be fine
once we get there.
It's just nerves.
Here, have a drink of water.
- I don't want to get there.
I don't want to see Steve,
I'm calling it off.
- Oh, Annie.
- No, I've thought about
it, I'm not doing it.
We have to go back.
- [Jasmina] Look, just
have a drink, all right?
♪ Every man I ever met ♪
- Paula, quick, hurry.
- [Monica] No, I bumped
into Paul meyer.
He said he thought he
knew where you were,
and I thought why not?
- [Roley] Yeah, why not?
- You're not angry, are you?
I didn't think you'd mind,
not after all this time.
- No, it's good to see you.
You look, rich.
- Martin's got a good practice.
- What do you do?
- I shop, I travel.
How's your wife?
Are you still married too?
- Janie died.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- I got married again four years ago.
(Engines revving)
- Annie, you can't just
call it off, all right.
Everybody's waiting, your
dad's paid all this money.
- You're just nervous,
that's understandable.
- It's not nerves.
I've just changed my mind, that's all.
- Take your time to think about it.
I mean, you'll be all right.
- No I won't.
I'm not doing it.
(Engines revving)
- [Lauren] whiskey, Victor, bravo,
this is Charlie, tango, delta.
- whiskey, victory,
bravo, yeah, Lauren.
- Uh.
Chris, we have a little
bit of a problem.
- What's up?
- Are you absolutely sure?
- The bride wants to
call the wedding off.
- What?
- What, cancel everything?
- Yeah, everything, we're
turning back, I think.
- No, why?
- Lauren, is there a reason?
- She won't say, she just
wants you to tell the groom.
- Yeah, well, he knows, stand by.
What do you want to do?
- Can I talk to her?
- Sure.
Lauren, Steve wants to talk to her.
- Sorry, Chris, she
refuses to talk to him.
- Bianca.
- Do you reckon?
Mate, I've got to talk to her.
- Lauren, I think they should
communicate, don't you?
- Look, stand by, Chris,
we'll get back to you.
(Soft dramatic music)
- [Monica] Saved my marriage in a way.
After you and I split up,
felt kind of easier to settle down.
- [Roley] Yeah, me too.
- [Monica] Did you ever tell your wife?
- No.
- I've nearly told Martin 1,000 times.
But I can't.
Don't know why, after all these years,
I don't think he'd fuss too much.
Anyway, none of his business, really.
It was between us.
- [Roley] I still think about
us every now and then.
- Huh, when you hear Spanish Harlem?
Me too.
I still dream about you sometimes.
- Still?
- [Monica] I dreamt about
you with nothing on
the other night, and now look at you.
- Ohh.
Look at you, though.
You're still so beautiful.
- Oh oh, do you think so?
- [Roley] Yes, I do.
(Engine revving)
- He's gone all floppy.
- He's dead, you OD'd him.
- He's not dead, you
wanker, he's alive.
Danielle was like this,
eh, exactly the same.
- If he dies, it's murder.
- It's not murder, no
one's tried to kill him.
- Just the same, mate,
it doesn't matter.
- I'll tell you who's
going to get murdered.
- Not now, Laurie.
- We've got to get him that
stuff that they gave Danielle.
- Narcane.
Yeah, right, where we're
going to get that from?
- I can touch down in gooloogong.
We can find a doctor there.
- No way, no doctors, I
don't trust the bastards.
- It's the only way.
We've got to find this narcane stuff.
- Look, let's just go to wongarimar,
like we always planned.
- We can't, look at him.
- He'll be all right.
Look, it's not my bloody fault.
- We can land, we can grab
the stuff from a chemist.
- Are you stupid, look,
there'll be cops everywhere.
- Look at him.
Poor kid, who'd he ever hurt?
- Get off, Laurie, what do you care?
- We're stopping.
Do you hear me, we're going.
- Ohhh!
- Roley, would you and her
like a coffee or something?
- No thanks, she's gone.
(Radio chattering)
(Engine revving)
- This is a dumb idea.
Look, soon as we leave the plane,
he's going to call the cops.
- I got it all under control.
Me and him will go and get the stuff.
- Yeah, right, like
he's going to help out.
It's a dumb plan.
- Why don't you come up
with something better?
(Yelling)
- Hey, hey hey, hey hey, hang on!
Look, the most important
thing's the kid, yeah?
So don't worry, I'll help you out.
I'll do whatever you want.
(Dramatic music)
(Engines revving)
- You see, men and women are
fundamentally different.
It's not just the bits.
You know, like, when a
woman makes up her mind
about something, nothing can change it.
- He's pretty right, guys,
women only ever change
their mind about little things.
- You've noticed that, huh?
- Movies, clothes, restaurants.
But anything big, forget it.
- I think we're in trouble.
We're going to have to come up
with some sort of response.
- If somebody's told her about Bianca,
there's nothing I can do.
- Lie.
- Lie.
- Deny it?
- Yeah.
- Deny it to the last
breath of your body.
- How can I, mate, it happened.
- It's not fair, I've never
been a bridesmaid before.
- There you go, Ann.
Just think about it, are you sure?
A lot of people get cold
feet at the last minute.
Look at Lexie.
- I know, I've been
thinking about it for ages.
- From what I've heard,
he really loves you.
Chris said he's very upset.
- It's better this way.
You don't understand.
- If she's got doubts, it's
better that she stops it now.
- I had a friend who
broke it off a fortnight
before the wedding.
Guy wouldn't take the ring back,
so she had it broken
down into earrings.
They're lovely.
(Engine revving)
(Birds chirping)
- All right, narcane in ampules,
syringes and needles,
21 gauge, all right?
And you?
You better not try anything.
- If he does, I'll bloody
put a bullet in him.
- I won't, I promise.
- [Michelle] Hey, Laurie,
give me a kiss, come back.
- Kiss yourself.
(Dramatic music)
- [Scotty] So how we
going to get into town?
- Car, how do you think?
- Taxi?
- Geez, you're stupid.
See this one?
She'll be here all day.
These others, back any minute.
- You mean you're going
to knock it off?
- No, I'm going to buy it.
(Engines revving)
- Details, she's not going
to want to know details.
If Bianca exists, oh, that's enough.
- No no no, you muddy the details.
I'm suggesting the partial confession.
- What the hell is a
partial confession?
If she even gets a sniff of confession,
the wedding is more than off.
- How can it be more than off?
If it's off, it's off.
- [Jimbo] That's my
point about confession.
- A groveling, semi confession.
Leaving out the worst bits,
followed by an apology.
Women love apologies.
- Yeah, when they know what
you're apologizing for.
- Oh no no no, the apology
overrides all that.
- Okay, I'll go with that.
- Right.
Okay, you ready?
I think you better
talk to her yourself.
- That's bad luck.
- That's bad luck.
- Okay, okay.
Charlie, tango, delta, this
is whiskey, Victor, bravo.
- Go ahead, Chris.
- Lauren, there's something
I think I should tell you.
- There is?
- Yeah, it's that Steve
knows that Ann knows
that somebody called Bianca
popped in for a short visit
at one of the pre-wedding parties.
- A short visit?
- Yes, and he's really, truly sorry.
And, it didn't mean anything,
and nothing happened anyway.
- Slut.
I knew it, I knew
something had happened.
- She is such a slut!
- Men are such dickheads.
(Weeping)
- Oh, Annie.
- How do you think it's going?
- Lauren?
- Yes, stand by,
whiskey, Victor, bravo.
(Dramatic music)
- All right, up here.
Here we go.
(Dramatic music)
Oy.
Where you going?
Get in there.
(Dramatic music)
Shh.
(Dramatic music)
(Chattering)
Look at this, great.
Four or five of these
and a few tequilas,
and you're away for the night.
(Dramatic music)
- Narcane, here.
- Here we go.
- What are you gonna do?
- What do you reckon I'm gonna do?
- You go smashing this, he'll
be in here in a minute.
- If he comes in, I'll
shoot him in the guts.
Move.
(Glass breaking)
- Excuse me.
(Dramatic music)
- You need all those?
- Michelle does.
She's a junkie.
- Hey, you just watch your face, pal!
- Shh.
(Dramatic music)
What are you doing?
Put it away.
(Dramatic music)
(Head striking)
- Geez, I tell you,
that was the coolest thing I
ever saw, wham, lights out!
He never knew what hit him.
- Lucky I did, you would have shot him.
- You bet your sweet ass
I would have shot him.
I hate those mongrels.
- You ever shot anyone?
- Shot my brother in the leg once.
We were both pissed.
- No, I mean, shot dead.
- Nah, nah.
Like to, though.
Once, when me and
Michelle hitched a ride.
We were gonna shoot the guy.
- Why?
- Just to see what it's like.
- Why didn't you?
- Shit.
(Dramatic music)
Shit!
(Dramatic music)
Stay calm, mate, don't
do anything stupid.
- Good afternoon, sir,
you've been stopped
for the purposes of a
random breath test.
Have you consumed any alcohol today?
- No.
- Would you please take
a deep breath and blow
into this white tube until
I tell you to stop?
(Blowing)
Okay, stop there.
(Dramatic music)
Thank you very much,
you're clear to go.
- Come on.
(Car starting)
(Dramatic music)
(Birds chirping)
(Engines revving)
- Annie, maybe just give
him one chance, okay?
- You could at least listen
to what he wants to say.
He could have an explanation.
- I know what he's going to say,
and I don't want to hear it.
- It's okay, Ann, we understand.
- I didn't want it to be this way.
Can you ask her something for me?
- Sure.
- Can you ask her about the baby?
- Ann, Steve's got a
difficult question.
If the wedding's off,
what about the baby?
- Baby?
Annie?
- Geez, you took your time.
- You should have seen this guy,
he knocked the chemist into tomorrow.
- You're going to be all right now.
- [Michelle] Big deal, let's go.
- Hey, we got to give
him the narcane first.
- No, not here.
- Yes, here now, look at him!
- No, mate, take off first,
then we'll fix him up.
- Laurie, please, look at
him, he's running out of...
- Go on.
- I thought you weren't coming back.
- Well I did, didn't I?
- Yeah, well I got all lonely
without me little wooger.
Come here.
I missed you.
Come on.
I missed you.
(Engine revving)
- All I'm saying is that
having a baby makes it better.
- No way, bang, you're
married, bang, you got kids.
Where's the time for
just the two of you?
- Yeah, good point, you should
get to know each other,
bang, then have kids.
- I'm not talking about having kids.
I'm talking about Annie having a baby.
- [Nick] What's the bloody difference?
- You wouldn't understand.
All I'm saying is I'm glad, you know.
I hope it's a boy.
- You never told me.
- [Ann] We never told anyone.
- Yeah, well, you should have told me.
I'm your best friend.
No wonder you've been
looking so shocking lately.
Did you tell Wendy?
- As if.
- And you thought you
had to get married,
I mean, that went out ages ago.
- You can bring up a baby
on your own if you want to.
- If you don't want him,
I'll marry him, okay?
- [Lexie] You don't even
have to have a baby at all
if that's what you want.
- You can't have an abortion,
that's just terrible.
- You don't understand.
- What?
- I thought I was pregnant.
But I'm not.
There's no baby.
- [Lauren] whiskey Victor,
this is Charlie, tango, delta.
- Yeah, Lauren.
- Chris, we have something
of a development here.
There is no baby, Ann's not pregnant.
- Why not?
- Wrong question.
- [Chris] Yeah, I got that,
thanks, Charlie, tango.
- We're on approach in two minutes.
- Are you all right?
- Charlie, tango, delta.
- Look at it this way, at
least you're off the hook.
It's a win-win situation.
- I don't want to be off the hook.
I wanted a baby.
(Dramatic music)
- Down there, see that long paddock?
This is it.
- Hey, I can't land there.
I thought we were going to wongarimar.
- [Laurie] We are, nearly, this is it.
- It looks fine from up
here, you get down there,
it could be full of
rabbit holes or anything.
- Geez, you're a pain
in the ass, dead set.
Why you always arguing all the time?
- Shoot him, Laurie.
- I bloody will.
- Give me the gun, I'll shoot him.
Come on, let me have the gun.
- Get off it, Michelle, no, no.
(Dramatic music)
Come on, Michelle.
- Are you watching?
- [Laurie] Yeah, I'm
watching, come on, do it.
Do it.
(Dramatic music)
(Gun clicking)
(Laughing)
- If we had bullets,
your brains would be
all over the windscreen, sucker.
- [Laurie] Come on, Michelle,
give me the weapon back.
- You've been a pain in the ass.
(Gun clicking)
Keep your pants on.
- Come on, give me the weapon.
(Imitating gun firing)
(Dramatic music)
(Imitating gunfire)
(Screaming)
Give me the gun, you
scrubber, give me the gun.
(Dramatic music)
(Birds chirping)
- Big sky base, this is
Juliette, Oscar, Charlie.
Come in, big sky base.
Shay, it's me, are you there?
(Boy moaning)
(Birds chirping)
Big sky base, this is Juliette,
Oscar, Charlie, come in.
(Engines revving)
- Good luck.
- Thanks.
Ann, it's Steve.
I know you probably don't want
to talk to me and everything,
but I'll just say what
I have to say anyway.
I don't understand why you lied to me.
I guess you pretty much
had your own reasons.
But it's okay, I don't mind.
- [Lauren] Just push the button down.
- Steve?
I really thought I was
pregnant, honest.
I just couldn't believe it
when you popped the question.
- Why not?
- Because I thought that's
why you were marrying me,
because of the baby.
So when I got my period, I
thought well now you'll dump me
for sure, and I really
wanted to marry you,
so I just didn't say anything.
I'm sorry, Stevie.
You can go and have
babies with someone else,
if that's what you want.
- But I don't want to do that.
- But I thought you were
so happy about a baby.
- That's because it was ours.
I don't want to marry a
baby, I want to marry you.
- Really?
- I thought you were
pissed off about Bianca.
- [Ann] I am, a bit.
- Do you still want to get married?
- I do.
(Soft triumphant music)
(Engines revving)
(Triumphant music)
(Soft theme music)