Big Sky (1997–1999): Season 1, Episode 12 - Great Expectations - full transcript

(Birds chirping)

- I have to go back to work.

- No.

- I have to.

- Take the afternoon off.

- I can't.

If you didn't work so many nights

we wouldn't have to have
these lunchtime sneaks,

delicious as they are.

(Lips smacking)

(Lauren sighs)



(Gentle, dramatic music)

(Water pattering)

(Lauren laughs)

Sorry I'm late.

- Raining outside, is it?

(Telephone ringing) - No,
I've been to the gym.

- Oh, the gym.

(Tense music)

(Lexi exhales)

(Machine beeping)

(Doorbell ringing)

- You're late.

- [Richard] I know.

I thought that board
meeting would never end.



Forgive me?

- Depends.

(Tense music)

Oh, you smell so good.

- [Richard] So do you.

(Tense music)

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ ooh ♪

♪ ooh ♪

(Plane engine whirring)

(Soft, dramatic music)

- How long?

- Two weeks.

Have to check out the European market.

- I don't see why you have to go.

Can't you send someone else?

- [Richard] (Scoffs) Wish I could.

Nah, it's something I have
to handle personally.

(Lexi exhales)

(Soft, dramatic music)

- Richard.

It's gorgeous.

- You'll wear it every day I'm away.

- [Lexi] Every day?

- Every day, 'til I get back,

so I can close my eyes, pretend
to hear your heart beating

all the time, 'til I get back.

Promise?

- Promise.

(Soft, dramatic music)

- Good morning!

(Plane engine whirring)

Fabulous day, isn't it?

Ooh, new top, Shay.

Looks great.

- She's been like that for weeks.

- Must be something in the water.

- Psst, can I have a word?

- Sure, come into my office.

- No, not there.

(Door slamming)

- Lauren and Lexi?
- What about 'em?

- Same guy.
- Same guy what?

- Same guy, I'm sure of it.

They're going out with the same guy.

- No way!
- You're joking.

- Dark-haired guy,

I saw him with his hand on Lauren's ass

getting out of a cab Tuesday night.

- And?
- And!

On Saturday night, late 1:00 A.M.,

I'm walking down Oxford
street with a pizza,

I'm hungry, you know, there
I see same guy with Lexi.

- [Shay] Yeah, and if you could

just sign that there, please.

- They're kissing.

Tongue-ies.

- Tongue-ies?

- You better believe it.

They are schtuping the same guy.

- Oh come on, that's ridiculous.

- What do you want, a photo?

Look, hey, I know
intimate body language.

- Okay, we're gonna have to tell them.

(Radio chattering)

Well we should, shouldn't we?

(Jimbo sighs)

- My boy, my boy.

- Why not?

- They're women.

(Soft, dramatic music)
(Engine rumbling)

- All stations carnamah,
echo whiskey Victor,

five miles south inbound at 3,500.

- [Controller] Echo whiskey
Victor, you are clear to land.

- Can anyone please confirm

security's on stand-by for pick up?

- [Controller] Confirmed,
echo whiskey Victor.

- Can you notify them I'm on approach?

- [Controller] Copy that,
echo whiskey Victor.

(Soft, dramatic music)
(Engine rumbling)

- Come on guys, I didn't just tell you

'cause I wanted to, you
know, share the torment.

I wanted you to fix it.

- Jimbo, you couldn't
possibly have seen

what you thought you saw.

- Chris, I have a
conscience, I have morals,

I have a duty to my fellow colleagues.

- We really should do
something about this.

(Plane engine rumbling)

- Well what are you looking at me for?

- Well you're the chief pilot.

- So what?

- You have a responsibility

for the happiness and
wellbeing of your colleagues,

and right now, I'm really suffering.

- [Scotty] And so will Lexi and Lauren.

- Oh fine, okay, we'll do something.

- [Jimbo] Okay.

- What?

- Well, I'm sure if you word it right

then they'll take it pretty well.

- It doesn't matter how I word
it, they're gonna kill me.

- [Scotty] Well that's not very fair.

- Maybe if you just
drop a hint, you know,

and let them work it for themselves,

something like, you know, the
probability of two girls

going out with the same guy, yeah,

it's probably much
higher than you think.

- Well, why can't you do it?

- Oh, I'm scared.

- I rest my case. (Engine whirring)

(Plane engine rumbling)

- Morning.

- [Lexi] Hi.

(Knocking on car)

(Tense music)

- The security code
I'm about to give you

is not to be repeated to any person

and is aimed to be used...

- [Both] In cases of emergency.

(Metal clanking)

(Safe beeping)

(Tense music)

- Your security code is 21,
seven, 14, five, four.

- 21, seven, 14.

(Tense music)

- Four.

Thank you, Lexi.

(Suspenseful music) (Engine revving)

(Plane whirring)

- All stations carnamah,
this is echo whiskey Victor,

taxiing to Sydney runway three five.

(Suspenseful music)

(Brakes squealing)

(Suspenseful music)

- [Man] Don't touch that radio!

Don't say a word.

(Suspenseful music)

- [Man] Okay, take off.

- Where are we going?

- [Man] I'll tell you
when we get there.

(Suspenseful music) (Brakes squealing)

- What about the fuel?
- Just shut up and fly!

Do it!

(Wildly suspenseful
music) (Engine revving)

(Machine beeping)

- You're landing over here.

- No way, that's an ag strip.

- You're supposed to
be a hotshot pilot.

- I can't, it's too short.

The surface is a mess

and the wind's all in
the wrong direction.

(Gun clanking)

- Land the bloody thing.

- Okay.

Fasten your seat belts.

(Suspenseful music) (Engine whirring)

Hold on.

(Suspenseful music)

(Engine rumbling)

- [Man] Good man.

(Bones cracking)

(Tense music)

(Lexi moans)

(Tense music)

- So he just punched
in the security code

and didn't force you to
give him the numbers.

Who knew you were flying yesterday?

- Everyone here.

- Anyone else?

Your family?

Your boyfriend?

- Well he knows I'm a flyer

but he didn't know about this job.

I never tell him anything.

- If they had the security code

they either got it from
the security company

or right here.

- Are you accusing one of us?

- At this stage I'm not
accusing anyone of anything.

Now, how'd he get the
pick-up information?

- The bank emails the
schedules directly through.

- On your computer.

- That's right.

We don't get the security
code until the pick up.

- Okay.

Thanks a lot.

- Is that it?

- It is for now.

(Tense music)

(Engine whirring)

- Lauren.

I think one of them was my boyfriend.

- What, why didn't you tell them?

- Well I couldn't say
he smelt like my lover,

they wouldn't have stopped laughing.

- Was that all, the smell?

- Calvin klein aftershave.

- Oh Lexi, lots of men wear
Calvin klein aftershave.

(Tense music)

- Yeah.

(Engine rumbling)

- Ronnie, you know a bit
about women, don't ya?

- How do you figure that?

- Well, you know how you've
been married for centuries.

- Doesn't mean I say I
know anything about them,

just means I've lived with them.

- Yeah, but I mean, over
the years, you know,

you must have learned a few things.

- Yeah, I've learned a few things.

- What?

- Put the garbage out on garbage night,

and wipe the basin after
you've had a shave.

- I'm serious.

Look, have you ever been in a situation

where there's like two women, and...

- You don't know who to choose.

- No, it's not me,
it's this guy I know.

- Sure.

- No, honestly.

I don't really know him

but I know these two women he knows.

Well, he doesn't know that I
know and neither do they,

you know, about each other
or about me knowing.

- Sure.

- So?

(Jimbo grunts)

Should I tell them?

- Tell 'em what?

- That I know.

- Oh, mate.

I don't think it's worth it.

When they find out you've
been cheatin' on 'em

they'll break both your bloody legs.

- It's not me!

- Yeah, that's what they all say.

- You know, it's just
the way he sort of sat

and rolled his neck like this.

- Yeah, lots of men do that.

I mean, it sounds like rob.

- No, he's got a particular
way of doing it.

Yeah, and after he's rolled
it he kinda stretches it out,

like this, and you can
hear the bones crack.

- Oh gross.

(Lauren chuckles)

- Rob does that, and he
cracks his knuckles.

I can't bear it when men do that.

Here you go.

Actually he wears Calvin klein too.

- Sounds like you guys are
going out with twins.

(Lauren chuckles)

- [Scotty] Twins!

- Yeah, strange I know, bit unusual,

but I saw this film that was like

these seven brides with
all these brothers,

I can't remember the name of it.

- Jimbo, if Lexi and
Lauren were seeing twins

they would know.

- [Jimbo] Why?

- Well, they'd have the
same surname for a start.

I mean, the brothers would know

that they're seeing two
women from the same company

and they would've told
Lauren and Lexi by now.

I mean they would've been
out on a double date,

they would've gone to the
movies, or, have a picnic.

- Maybe they didn't talk?

Maybe they weren't close?

- [Scotty] Yeah, right.

- Pity.

- I don't get this.

Someone opened my computer at
nine o'clock the other night.

(Jimbo murmurs)

- [Chris] Could've
been one of the blokes

working back late.

- You can only access
it with my keycard.

And besides, I was the last to leave.

(Telephone ringing)

- Did you lend it to anyone?

- That's the whole point,

so that not just anyone
gets into your computer.

(Tense music)

Maybe it was Lexi's guy.

(Soft, dramatic music)

- What?

- Lexi thinks the man
who did the robbery

could've been her new boyfriend.

- Whoa, hang on.

(Tense music)

So Lexi's boyfriend
committed the robbery

and somebody used your personal keycard

to open the computer?

- Looks like it.

How would he get near my wallet?

I've never even met him.

(Tense music)

- Jimbo.

Tell Lauren what you saw.

- Hello.

- Lexi, the pizza, the taxi.

Just tell her.

- [Jimbo] You sure?

- What is this?

What on earth are you
two talking about?

(Jimbo exhales)

- Look, I'm not a snoop or anything

and I know it's like,
none of my business...

- Get to the point.

- Last Tuesday, I saw your
new boyfriend and you,

he was like helping
you out of the taxi.

- And?

- I mean, I'm not even sure what I saw,

it was dark and there was
a lot of people around

and you can think, like,
tricks on your eyes...

- Jimbo.

- You promise you won't kill me?

Well, a couple of days
later I saw Lexi.

(Jimbo murmurs)

Sorry.

(Helicopter whirring) (Metal clanging)

- Scotty, do you mind leaving?

I want to have a word with
Lexi in private, thanks.

- [Scotty] Sure.

- Lexi.

This boyfriend of yours.

- Richard.

He's tall, good-looking?

Wears Calvin klein?

- Mm.

- He rolls his neck?

- Yeah.

- Tell me this, does he have
a scar on his right knee

along the outside?

- Yeah, he got it playing football.

(Tense music)

- He told me ice hockey.

(Tense music)

- This is not gonna be pretty.

- You made me tell her.

- I hope you haven't been
(Music drowns out talking).

- I can't help what I said.

- Don't you lot have anything to do?

- [Scotty] Lauren.

Don't worry.

I bet you that you met him first.

- What do you mean?

- Well I mean that he would've
been yours, not hers.

He would've only slept with
Lexi because she was young.

- Young.

(Engine whirring)

Chris, can I see you in
my office for a minute?

Yeah.

- What?

(Door slamming)

- You all knew?

- Yeah.

- This is so embarrassing.

So, the whole office was having
a field day at our expense?

- Oh no, we weren't.

- [Lauren] Why didn't
you tell me about it?

- Oh, what was I
supposed to say, Lauren,

Lexi's bonking your boyfriend?

- There is no need to be so crude.

- I knew you would react like this.

- I'm not reacting like anything.

- Yes you are.

Listen to yourself.

- Okay, I don't want to discuss it.

- Well, if you don't
want to discuss it,

why did you ask me to come in here?

- Men.

- Lauren.

Are we gonna talk about this
like two adult human beings

or are you just gonna
try and ignore it?

- I told you I don't
want to discuss it.

(Engine whirring) (Tense music)

(Lexi sniffing)

(Coffee trickling)

- Oh Lexi, I'm sorry.

I didn't realize.

- No, no, it's okay, I'm all right.

- No, it's okay, I don't,

I don't usually drink... - Chris,

don't be silly.

I'm okay.

(Engine whirring)

- We had a knowing, Lex.

It was just, you know, I,

we didn't know how to tell you.

- That's not the worst
part, believe me.

I thought we really had something.

- Jeez, men are bastards.

(Lexi chuckles)

(Engine rumbling)

(Chickens clucking)

- Have you opened all the air vents?

(Chickens clucking)

- That's all of them, mate.

I reckon she did this on purpose.

- Scotty, sometimes I wonder about you.

- Hey, hang on.

Look, if you were running
your own business,

wouldn't you be grateful
if someone told you

that your accountant
was robbing you blind?

- Sure.

- So why does Lauren go berserk

when she's told that
Lexi's bonking her guy?

- Are you kidding?
- No, I'm serious.

- Scotty, women love honesty, right?

(Chickens clucking)

- Right.

- Well if it sounds
honest it is honest.

Women want to believe.

Your sister does nothing for me,

that's not cellulite.

You following me here?

- Yeah I think so, keep going.

- The guy lied to them, no problem.

The point is he got caught.

That's where he blew it.

- He's a sneaky bugger.

- Scotty, he's a dead bugger.

(Chickens clucking)

- Now let me get this straight.

You say that this guy has been

having a relationship with
both of you for several weeks

and you only found out about it today.

- That's correct.

- And you see him nearly every day.

- Mm-hm.

- I gotta tell you I'm
a bit confused here.

Now how on earth did
he manage to do that?

- He was very...
- He was busy.

- He certainly was.

- Except a fortnight ago.

There was a business trip
to cannes, five days.

I don't know, it was a seminar on...

- My week off.

- Ladies, I can understand why
you are angry with this guy,

but accusing him of robbery...
- Are you saying

we're making this up to get back him?

He accessed my computer.

- And it was Richard in
the plane, I know it.

- Ladies, I cannot act
on this information,

there is no evidence at all
to say Richard is rob.

- Rob.
- Richard.

- Whoever.

Can you understand
where I'm coming from?

- Detective!

The man slept with both of us.

We work for a charter company
that does bank runs.

There was a robbery, my
computer was broken into,

what more do you want?

- Ladies, I can't build a case
on Calvin klein aftershave

and two angry women now, can I?

(Plane engine whirring)

(Tense music)

(Glasses tinkling)

- What are we going to do?

(Tense music)

- Do you want me to resign?

- No.

But I'm not going either,

so I think if we're gonna

keep bumping into each
other on a daily basis

we should yell and scream and
then just get on with it.

(Tense music)

- Can I go first?

(Wine trickling) - Be my guest.

(Tense music)

(Light switch clicking)
(Radio chattering)

We had a term, (Speaking
in foreign language).

- Oh, we had that too.

He told me he just discovered it.

- Did he do the bit
with the head waiter?

This is a very special

night, Gerard. - Night, Gerard, yep.

(Lexi scoffs)

Did you drive out to the point?

- Yeah, twice.

- Do you get the stuff about overseas?

- [Lexi] What about
those pathetic jokes?

- [Lauren] The lumberjack one.

- I didn't even get it.

- It wasn't funny.

- The arrogance.

You know, he actually thought
he could get away with it.

- [Lauren] Yeah, he
wasn't all that bright.

(Speaking in foreign language)

- Wear it next to your heart.

I'd like to rip his out.

- Guys, I can hear every
word your saying.

No, I mean it's weird.

Like, I'm in the radio room, right?

And I'm hearing your voices but
it's coming from the radio.

Yeah, it's a bit crackly
but I can hear it.

Then all of a sudden it
just stops like that.

(Airplane whirring) (Tense music)

- So that's how he got
the code, a microphone.

He used me, too.

- [Lauren] He used both of us.

- Well I'm open to any suggestions

as long as it involves
pain and suffering.

- Okay, what does he
like most in the world?

- Sex and money.

I've just had a wild and crazy thought.

- So I reckon that chicks want
you to share your feelings.

- Oh here we go, like how for instance?

- [Scotty] By talking
to them, you know,

showing them that you're
sensitive and understanding.

- Even if you aren't.

If it sounds honest,

it is honest. - It is honest.

- Look, women don't
like talking to blokes.

That's what their girlfriends are for.

- Women love talking to me.

- Any woman, given the
choice of talking to a bloke

or a big chat fest with
their girlfriends,

she'll choose the girls every time.

- [Scotty] Yeah, I suppose.

- It's true.

Blokes aren't used for talking to.

- Why not?

- We've got other uses.

- [Chris] Because women don't
think we know anything.

- But we do, don't we?

- Well, the truth is, women know things

and we, my friends, don't.

(Soft rock music)

- We can't possibly make this work.

- Come on, Lauren, do you
want to get the guy or not?

Look, it's simple.

If he thinks I'm still in love with him

and I'll wear the necklace forever,

he'll think he can use me again.

- Yeah but we can't set
up a hijack by ourselves.

The police will never let us do it.

- So we don't tell them until
Richard's taken the bait

and it's too late.

Come on, we've been through
this, it's foolproof!

- I never realized you
had such a devious mind.

- I'll take that as a compliment.

So, you in?

- What do you get for
armed hold-up these days?

- Plus, hijacking,
property damage, assault.

10, 15 years easy.

(Thoughtful music)

- Oh okay, I'm in.

- Yes.

(Mischievous music)

Thanks for bringing me home, Lauren.

- Oh that's okay, I couldn't
let you drive by yourself,

you were too upset.

Now you just try and put
all of this behind you

and get a good night's sleep.

- Okay, goodnight.

Oh, rob, why didn't you tell me.

I love you so much.

Oh, god, there isn't anything
I wouldn't have done for you.

- I heard they make cars
as well and that...

- Well I don't get it,
they didn't been scream

and yell at each other at least once?

- Accept you no nothing
Scotty, you're well ahead.

- It's a tribal thing Scotty,

the men are the hunters and aggressive,

women are the gatherers,

that's why they make baskets and weave.

They're aware of their mortality.

That's why we go to the pub.

I mean, they run with
the wolves, Scotty.

Listen to me, it's a different thing.

- It's just a routine
pick up and delivery

at Bathurst airport at 12:30.

Now, are you sure
you're okay with this?

- Absolutely.

Can't go jumping at shadows
the rest of my life.

- Well this one's a biggie, apparently,

there's nearly a million
dollars involved.

- Million dollars, wow, on my plane!

- Are you sure you're okay?

- Yep, no worries.

Thanks for the trust.

Well, if that doesn't make
him call us nothing will.

(Machine clanking)

- Oh, Lauren.

I've seen Lexi's roster
open to another bank job.

I don't think it's such a good idea.

She's probably still feeling
a bit knocked around.

- Well she seems perfectly okay to me.

- Well, why can't jimbo do it?

- Chris, she says she's okay.

We can't pack her in cotton wool.

- Okay.

Well I might just go along
with her, you know,

a bit of moral support.

- That'll be great for her
confidence, won't it?

- Well I think it's a good idea.

- And I just think it's patronizing.

I mean if it was Scotty or
jimbo would you go with them?

Of course not.

If Lexi thinks she can look
after herself, so do I.

(Plane engine whirring)

(Thoughtful music)

- [Lexi] Maybe this is a stupid idea.

- [Lauren] So now you
decide to listen to me.

- I don't know why I let
you talk me into it.

- [Lauren] You were the one
that wanted to get even.

- I can't believe that I
throw myself at the guy

and he knocks me back.

- He's arrogant enough and
stupid enough to fall for it.

- He hasn't yet.

- Well, if you're worrying
we can always cancel.

(Telephone rings)

- What if it's him?

- Well we want it to be him, don't we?

- I feel sick.

Hello?

Richard, hi!

You're back, I missed you.

How was the trip?

Paris?

You're kidding.

Well hang on, hang on.

What about work?

All right, well maybe I can ask my boss

and get some time off.

All right, okay, tomorrow night.

Okay.

Bye.

Missed you too, bye.

- Paris?

- Oh my god, he bought it.

- And it never entered your
heads to let me in on it.

- Until he called we didn't
have anything definite.

- If you don't mind me saying so,

I think you two are specials.

What did this guy do to you?

- That's none of your business.

- Why do you think we have police?

To do police work because this
kind of thing never works!

- It will, it's exactly
the same as before.

(Telephone ringing)

- What time did you
set this guy up for?

- 12:30.

- 12:30, right.

Now, every point, every
detail, leave nothing out.

- Hey, what's going on?

What are they doing back here?

- Search me.

- Something must have happened.

They must have a lead on someone.

- You reckon?

- Ah, yeah.

Why else would they be back here?

- Oh Chris, I'm sorry, I
need to talk to Lexi.

(Airplane whirring)

(Tense music)

We can stop this now if you want.

- No, I'm all right.

I just wanna get on with
it, it's the waiting.

- They'll have the place surrounded,

as soon as the police see
him they'll be onto him.

Don't worry, they won't let
him get anywhere near you.

Are you ready?

(Tense music)

- So Bathurst security,
we'll run it by the book?

- Yeah, transfer, load
code, and you're away.

- Great.

And thanks for the time off,

sorry to spring it on you
at such short notice

but Paris, wow!

- Lucky you.

(Thoughtful music)

- See ya.
- Bye.

- You all right.

- Yeah I'm fine, I'm just
a bit tired, that's all.

(Suspenseful music)

- Hey Lex, this bank run.

Want me to come with you?

- No, I'm okay.

(Suspenseful music) (Plane whirring)

- If you're looking for
Lauren she's gone out.

- Where?

- I don't know, she didn't tell me.

She just said that she'd be
gone for most of the day.

(Plane whirring) (Tense music)

- All stations Bathurst this
is echo whiskey Victor,

five miles south inbound at 3,500.

(Tense music)

- Okay, we only intercept the suspect

when he makes his move,

not a moment before, you got that?

Oh and remember gentlemen,

there's a civilian involved here.

We are taking no chances.

(Suspenseful music)

(Lexi exhales)

(Plane whirring)

- Here we go.

- Hello, Lexi.

- Richard, I thought we'd, you know,

on the runway, like before.

- I may be a lot of things,
but I'm not stupid.

- [Lexi] What do you mean?

- [Richard] Thought you
could fool me, huh?

(Lexi scoff) Set me up?

- Richard, I wouldn't do that.

I'm doing this for you, for us.

- [Richard] So how many cops are there?

- Cops?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Listen, Richard.

I love you and I wanna be with you.

Let's just take the money and
get out of here together.

- Glad to hear it.

So you'll take me and the money

out of this three-ring
circus right now.

- Yeah, let's do it, let's go.

- So far, so good.

- We've got a visitor.

Another plane's approaching.

(Engine rumbling)

- Who's this?

- I don't know.

- Reinforcements.

- I don't know what's going
on, I swear, I don't.

(Tense music)

- It must be Chris.

- [Pete] You told him.

- I didn't.

- Oh that's all we need.

- Great.

(Richard mumbles)

- [Pete] I don't like this.

(Tense music)

- The security guard, it's rob.

- You sure?

- [Lauren] Yeah.

- Guys, change of plan.

The security guard is the suspect.

Repeat, the security
guard is the suspect.

Move on my word.

- Hey Lex, g'day!

- Chris!

- [Man] Who is this guy?

Looks like another pilot, Pete.

- I can see that.

- I didn't tell him anything,

he's probably just checking
on Lexi, being nice.

- Nice?

- Yeah, I was just on my
way back from kurrimine

and I thought hey, what the hell.

How's it going?

- Okay, fine.

- Anything I can do?

You all right?

- [Man] Pete, what are we doing?

- Hold your positions.

Try and see if you can
get a bead on him.

The second pilot is friendly.

- Listen pal, I'm just
trying to do a job

and you're breeching
security procedures.

If you can just step
away from the aircraft.

- Sure, sure.

(Tense music)

- Chris, this is rob.

(Suspenseful music)

(Richard murmurs)

- Bunch of Sydney's finest
all have their eyes

firmly on us, so what we're gonna do

is get a few thousand
feet off the ground

before they can get their act together.

Let's get in the plane, come on.

- [Tony] I see, it's a semi-automatic.

- Speak to me, Tony.

- [Tony] This guy knows
what he's doing,

I can't get a clean line on him.

- Do something.

- We will.

- Move it.

(Lexi screams) (Ringing)

- [Tony] Thank you.

(Gunshot blasting)

- [Pete] Go, go!

(Siren wailing)

- [Man] Stay where you are!

Don't move!

(Siren wailing)

- [Lauren] Lexi!

- I'm fine.

There's your necklace.

(Richard grunts)

- Try to keep your staff

from brutalizing my prisoner, please.

- You were great.

We did it.

- We sure did.

(Soft, dramatic music)

- What the hell are you doing here?

- I came to check up on her.

- I thought I told you not to.

- Who did you think you
were, Thelma and Louise?

- [Pete] Here, get him up.

(Both grunting)

(Soft, dramatic music)

- She was never in danger,
they had the place surrounded.

- [Chris] Anything could've happened.

- [Lauren] We knew he'd fall for it.

- Oh you don't think we're
that easily fooled, do you?

He guessed something was up, so did I.

You were lucky.

- [Lauren] It was organized
right down to the last detail.

- [Chris] And it still went
wrong, that's my point.

You don't know men as
well as you think you do.

- [Lauren] If you knew the
first thing about women

you'd understand why we had to do this.

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(Gentle music)

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(Thrilling music)