Better Things (2016–…): Season 5, Episode 6 - San Francisco - full transcript
Sam goes to San Francisco for a job while Max holds down the fort.
"Nobody Knows" by Pastor T.L. Barrett &
The Youth for Christ Choir playing
♪ Nobody knows ♪
♪ All the trouble I've seen ♪
♪ Nobody knows ♪
♪ All my sorrow ♪
♪ Glory, glory ♪
♪ Glory, hallelujah ♪
♪ Glory, glory ♪
- ♪ Let me hear you ♪
- ♪ Glory, hallelujah ♪
- ♪ Nobody knows ♪
- ♪ Nobody knows ♪
♪ No, no, no ♪
♪ All the trouble I've seen ♪
- ♪ Nobody knows ♪
- ♪ Nobody knows ♪
♪ No, no ♪
♪ All my sorrow ♪
♪ Glory ♪
- ♪ Glory ♪
- ♪ Glory ♪
♪ Glory ♪
- ♪ Glory ♪
- ♪ Glory, hallelujah ♪
♪ Say it again... ♪
- SAM: Hi, Ron.
- RON: Sam!
I heard you were coming up
to San Fran for the table read.
SAM: I didn't think I'd be able
to get out, but I'll be there.
RON: Super happy to get you
on this production.
- SAM: See you soon, Ron.
- RON: Fly safe.
♪ I've been used ♪
♪ And I've been scorned... ♪
Are you serious right now?
Like the shit is actually
gonna clean itself?
Hello?
Duke?
Anyone? Can someone help me
with the groceries?
Anyone?!
♪ But you've got to
stay ahead... ♪
DUKE:
Can you read it out loud?
- What do you think?
- I like this line.
Uh, it's a metaphor.
"I see the world
looking at my mirror."
Like, you're saying
everything you do
is through the phone.
Is there another word
besides "mirror" you can use?
But it-it looks like a mirror.
There was a whole show.
I-I don't know what to tell you.
Uh, it's-it's moofy in here.
♪ Glory, hallelujah ♪
♪ Nobody, nobody, nobody ♪
♪ Nobody... ♪
- Madam.
- Thank you.
PILOT: We're now making our descent
into San Francisco,
where the current temperature
is a cool 55 degrees.
On behalf of our
L.A.-based crew,
we'd like to thank you all
for flying with us today.
♪ Nobody, nobody. ♪
Ooh. Vermont.
I'm in Vermont.
See? It's snowing.
Oh.
Cool. Hi.
Sam. Jonah.
I'm your first AD.
- Oh, hello. Yes.
- Yeah, okay.
Uh, so, the DP is waiting
'cause we're running
a bit behind.
- Uh...
- Have we... worked...
Yeah. Monsters in the Moonlight.
Toilets, safety meeting.
Yeah, sorry about that.
- Oh... [chuckles]
- Yeah.
You can have my toilet. Mm-hmm.
Good to see you again.
I guess that makes you
my boss now, huh?
[scoffs] All right.
Let's go, boss lady.
Let's get the day started.
Boss lady?
Fuck you.
Hey, um, did you guys
not see the pile of dog shit
at the bottom of the stairs?
[chuckles]: Are you,
like, saving it for something?
For science, or...
That's the Exxon Valdez
of dog shit.
Eh?
I'll clean it up later.
- Yeah, you're welcome.
- [Chewy barks]
No.
No.
Fuck you.
Come on, baby.
Go poo outside.
JONAH:
That's a cut.
Um, can you play that
again, please?
- Can you get them to...
- Willow,
can you play that back, please?
Yes! Welcome to my playground.
- [laughs]
- Hey!
I'm so glad
you decided to do this.
Ugh. I can't...
I'm so happy to be here.
Hey, everybody,
how about this one, huh?
- Stop it. [Chuckles]
- Yeah, and look at this one.
Look at this one.
- Right?
- I know, I love her!
- I'm keeping her.
- Look, go back to work.
- Okay. Thank you.
- You're brilliant. I love you.
- Talk to you later.
- Thank you. Thanks, Ron.
So, you're good with it?
It was pretty...
- Eh.
- Yeah. Uh, you know.
- Okay.
- Looks like the rest of the series.
- Yeah, okay. All right.
- MAX: Guys,
the house is a mess.
We need to clean up.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Pepper, that's not Duke's room
anymore. That's my room.
I know.
And Duke?
Uh, in your old room.
We're taking space.
She's being in a way.
[sighs]
[scoffs]
Is this a shitty trip?
It's-it's a shitty trip.
It's no good, is it?
It's fine.
Screw that.
She's been in a weird place.
Like, I know it.
Everyone knows.
Let's get out of the house.
Would you like that?
Does Duke have to come?
MAX:
Duke, Duke, Duke.
This is this lady's
last day in L.A.
So we're gonna
air you bitches out.
Drop your cocks
and grab your socks.
Let's go, gentlemen.
["Mangoane"
by Manhattan Brothers playing]
No, Pepper,
don't go in my room.
ANA: Sam, oh, my God,
it is so good to see you.
Remember when we last
worked together?
We played the sex workers
in Women of Importance.
I swear,
if I saw your boobs any more,
I'd pay for your boob lift
myself, okay?
- It... Oh.
- Copy that. Ana, uh,
- they need you in wardrobe.
- ANA: You keep on eating, okay?
Mwah. See you.
What?
It's just an egg.
And... cut.
- Cutting!
- Jesus.
[♪]
Whew.
Cool. You have any notes,
or any thoughts?
- Uh...
- It's a network show.
Yeah, I felt pretty good
about that scene.
Hmm.
Is there one kid that,
like, drives you crazy?
Oh, yeah. Dan. He's so annoying.
Yes. Yes!
Dan is annoying.
That's exactly what
I'm-I'm trying to get to.
Like, you know,
do you feel that?
He's-he's just plain annoying.
Yeah. Yeah.
Um, so...
Oh. Wave at your mom.
- Hi, Mom.
- [mouths]
Okay.
[♪]
You want one?
JONAH:
Boss lady, this way.
Oh, thank you.
RON: Kevin, have you seen
your mother?
She's at the farm stand.
I got a bottle!
Uh, is he gonna do it like that?
- Hold, please.
- Cut! Everybody reset to one.
- Uh, yeah, no... Yeah.
- Yep, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You know what?
When we do it again,
the next time you say
you got a bottle,
you're just telling him
some info.
Okay? So,
you want to practice it now?
Yeah, sure.
I got a bottle!
Uh...
[♪]
You know, I like
it when the light, like,
I love that... the dapple.
The dapple.
I love that. Oh...
So that could be like
the sun...
How's the chicken?
Mmm. It's good.
Yep.
- Let's take a deep breath. In.
- BOSTON: Okay.
And blow it out.
Just say it normal.
Okay.
I got a bottle!
Ha! That's funny.
Everything okay? Question mark.
How are the girls?
Question mark.
Don't forget to lock the doors
at night.
Exclamation point.
Exclamation point.
[♪]
You good?
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
No. Don't. [Chuckles]
[phone chimes]
I'm such a dummy.
I forgot, I have an appointment
at the bank.
[indistinct chatter]
All right, take three is up,
everyone, take three.
Take three!
We're running behind.
SAM:
Okay, let's try this.
The next time you say
you got a bottle,
just throw it away,
like you don't care.
You mean like:
I got a bottle!
SAM:
Oh! No! No. Jesus.
No. Ar... Is everybody okay?
Yeah. Okay. Hmm.
Bah, bah, bah. Okay.
How about this?
Um, you got a bottle.
And it's a secret, right?
Okay, so, try that.
I got a bottle!
Okay, no.
How about this? Um...
You found this glass bottle,
and it's dangerous,
and who knows
what you're gonna do with it.
Are you gonna break it?
Did you steal it?
Maybe both.
You're dangerous.
You're danger.
I got a bottle.
That'll work.
- Good job, Boston.
- Thanks.
Yeah.
[♪]
[line ringing]
Hi, this is Max. If you need
to get a hold of me, just text.
SAM:
Just checking on you. Period.
Felling guilty that I'm away.
Period.
Is everything okay by you?
Question mark.
[whoosh]
JONAH:
We're ready for you.
[clears throat]
I said if you're smoking,
you got to be 20 feet away.
Oh. Yes.
- Mm-hmm.
- 20, 20 feet.
It's out.
All right.
BOSTON'S MOTHER:
Can I...
I know this is your first time
working on the show,
so I just want to make sure
you're aware
that we only refer to my son
by his character name on set.
So there's no Boston.
It's only Kevin.
Oh... Okay.
It's like Stanislavski.
[chuckles]
Is he gonna gain 40 pounds
for the part?
He would.
He takes his work
very seriously.
Yes, of course.
Yes. Mm-hmm.
Would you like to practice?
Um...
- Kevin?
- Very good.
Eli, this kid drives me
fucking nuts.
We'll get him there.
Thank you for hanging in, king.
I appreciate you, man.
Getting too old for this shit.
SAM:
Wh..
Wha...
WOMAN:
Okay, everybody, take two is up.
- Take two.
- JONAH: Take two!
[sharp inhale]
- Hey.
- Hey...
Hey...
I got good news and bad news.
The wine rep came by today
with samples.
What's the bad news?
The wine rep came by today
with samples.
ANA:
Somehow, I knew you'd say that.
- RON: Mmm.
- Can we hold...
here, please?
- Yeah.
- JONAH: Cut.
One second.
- It was great, Ana. Ron.
- Hmm?
Uh, Dooley is usually so formal,
but he's letting loose
for once here,
so maybe throw in
some physical comedy here,
- like a little Charlie Chaplin.
- Who the fu... Oh.
You're gonna tell me
about my character.
I am the bible of me.
Yes. I... No, I'm so sorry.
Oh, no, I've just
done 18 episodes,
but, yes, please, tell us
how Dooley responds
to three tasting pours
of afternoon Chablis, Sam.
I...
Oh.
Copy.
[Ron sighs]
[Ron clears throat]
We should, uh...
start over...
if you want to, um...
RON:
So, we going again?
Uh, yeah. Yes.
Sor-Sorry about that, uh...
I...
[whispers]: Yeah.
Thought I was helping, but...
[normal volume]:
Yeah. Ana, back to one. Yeah.
- [door opens]
- [Max sighs]
- [music playing on TV]
- [door closes]
[screams]
Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me?
I thought you said you were
gonna clean this up.
- I'm sorry.
- So gross.
Don't bother trying to hide it.
I'm not stupid.
Now I know why
it's been smelling
like a state fair in here.
What does a state fair
smell like?
Dog shit, funnel cakes
and cotton candy.
[groans]
These are my Michael Kors shoes.
Max, I'm sorry.
So gross.
- What's up, Mom?
- Hey, buddy.
- You ready?
- Yeah.
This is the scene
we talked about.
Yes, I know.
Okay, so, just so you know,
I'm gonna give you
all the time you need.
I won't wrap until you're happy.
- Okay?
- You got two takes.
Two takes?
What happened to
"What's up, Mom"?
Mom, you got two takes.
My manager said it's not good
for my mental health
to do it more than twice.
Okay.
Sorry.
[groans]
Hey, Mom.
- Having a good day?
- Yeah.
I just have
a little bit of whiplash.
[chuckles]
[clears throat]
So, uh...
- are we good?
- Oh.
Sam, look, I'm sorry.
Look, I... In my head,
I was in Williams town
doing a play with you,
and I'm like,
"Who does this little thing
think she is
giving me a note?"
I wasn't seeing you
where you are now.
I was time traveling.
Being a diva.
Come on, I'm sorry. I love you.
- Oh, I love you, too.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Thanks, Ron.
- Yeah.
- Oh, I appreciate that.
- Yeah.
Thanks, Ron.
Williams town.
Was that the play
where you were my therapist?
No, stepfather. The therapist
was the miniseries.
I played your college friend,
then your therapist,
- then your evil step daddy.
- [laughs]
I aged 30 years in 18 months.
Had to get the hell away
from you
- before I turned to dust.
- [laughs]
Hey, we trying
to wrap everybody.
Y'all seen that extra?
I think her name was Carla.
She was wearing a pink top.
Not guilty, so you might as well
keep looking.
Please, my mom
told me about you.
I know all the extras
magically wound up
in your trailer
after the show wrapped.
Yeah, we did have
some fine extras
on Preaching to the Choir.
Now, I don't do shit. [Scoffs]
You a liar.
You know you a dog
that can't stay on the porch.
Just find her so we can
get the hell out of here.
Eli, what... Dog? A por...
- [scoffs]
- SAM: Oh, yeah.
- A dog?
- I'm gonna... No.
- No. No.
- Me?
But, uh, you are
on the porch, though.
Finest damn extras. Whew.
Hi, Mikilola.
- Hey.
- Oh, hey.
- Hey.
- Good job back there, by the way.
- Oh.
- Especially with the kid and his mom.
- I know they're a lot.
- Yeah.
It's like a television show.
[chuckles] It's like
a real, live television show.
- Thank God.
- Yeah.
Kevin's mom wants me to remind
you he has a hard out
at 3:30, all right?
Thanks, lady boss.
Okay. I-I'm just... [chuckles]
Cracking up thinking about
my mom going up to Norman Lear
and telling him
that I have a hard out.
[chuckles] Who's Norman Lear
in this scenario?
- You are.
- Please.
You're doing
the damn thing, Elijah.
Well, so are you.
You've been in this game
a long time.
Longevity is not
easy to come by.
Yeah, well,
I really appreciate that,
and I'm just glad to be here.
And actually, I'm very surprised
to have gotten the job.
- Yeah.
- Why?
Well, you know.
No, I don't.
I'm not that experienced
at directing,
and I'm... not...
Black?
Uh, yeah.
Are you really gonna
make me comfort you
for being white right now?
Oh. No. I didn't... No. No.
Sam, sit down.
Look, at the beginning
of this season,
I told the network I wanted
to bring in women directors
that inspired me
when I was a kid.
Debbie Allen was
one of those women.
- Mm.
- And so are you.
I used to watch Mystic Flow
as a kid all the time.
And me and my mom loved
Who's Got the Butter?
- [laughs]
- That was out shit.
I still watch the reruns.
Black people always
bring up that show.
It was a good show.
That was a terrible,
terrible show.
Plus, I also got fired
from that.
Oh, yeah, you did.
- Yo, that was crazy.
- Yes.
We did like the actress
they replaced you with.
Oh, thanks.
But you were always
our favorite.
Thank you.
I tell people all the time
I grew up in
a two-parent household...
My mom and the TV.
You helped raise me.
You're a real OG.
People throw that word around
all the time,
but you're a real one.
You know actors, you know crews.
You learned everybody's name.
And you're gonna get me home
in time to help my kid
- with their homework.
- Mm.
I love making TV.
It's a dream come true.
If I can't spend time
with my family,
what's the fucking point?
Facts.
All right, that's
your white woman TED Talk.
Get off my cart.
Oh, yes.
- Yes. Thank you so much.
- Mm-hmm.
All right, have a great day.
- You too.
- This is great.
- Thanks, Elijah!
- Mm-hmm.
Goddamn it.
Here we go.
[sighs]
What's going on with you?
Where did you even get a vape?
- Have you heard of popcorn lung?
- Okay,
people do it all the time.
Well, they're fucking stupid.
Do you know what it does
to your-your skin
- and your bones and your cerebral cortex?
- Okay,
- I don't do it that much.
- Don't do it at all, Duke.
Okay, okay. Just, like,
can we not do this, though?
I know what it's like to be 13.
I remember. I almost killed Mom.
13 is a nightmare
for all parties, but...
...but I don't know
what it's like to be 13 now.
You do.
Yes. What is your point?
The dog shit again.
I'll clean it up.
I'll get the Metamucil.
[chuckles]
MAX:
Come here.
Hey.
[indistinct chatter in distance]
[♪]
- Hi.
- Hi.
Uh, just drinks today,
or food, too?
Oh, um, just a drink,
I think, for now.
- Sure.
- Unless you have fries.
[chuckles]
These are your cocktails.
Yes. Yes, they are.
- Okay.
- Uh, take your time.
Okay. Thank you.
Mm... bap, bap.
[music playing on TV]
[phone ringing]
- Hi, Mom.
- Hi!
How's it go... What are you...
Why are you in my bed?
Wh-Why are you eating in my bed?
What are you eating?
Is it pho?
I heard it was "fuh."
"Fah." "Fu."
What do you call it?
This was too much
to ask you, right?
Just please tell me.
I-I-I can take it.
This was too much.
To be honest, Mom,
like, this mom shit
is not for pussies.
But, actually,
this time has been really...
good.
Besides the dogs needing diapers
from now on, LOL.
How was your last day?
Oh, it was, uh...
It was good.
Thank you for asking.
You did a good job?
Well, I did a job,
and it felt good.
I don't know
how good of a job I did.
[chuckles]
Mom, I'm watching
a Brian De Palma movie.
- Call me later.
- Wait, wait.
What movie?
And there you are.
Oh, no, I didn't order that.
Oh, it was from someone
down the bar.
What? Where? Who?
Uh, they're right over there.
Where? I don't see...
Oh.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no.
No. No. No.
No, no. [Groans]
Mm-mmm.
Send it back.
Uh, she said
that it was for you,
and you would know
what that means.
It's like a...
little big-titty lady
in her 80s?
Smug look on her face?
Uh, I think so.
- I mean, she's smiling at you right now.
- Yeah.
[groans]
Yeah, no. I don't want to see.
Um, she's, uh,
she's waving at you.
That's fine.
Just let her do that.
It'll tire her out.
Do you still want the drink?
No. No. I don't.
I would like to order
my own drink, please.
Take it aw...
But just one second.
Is that... That's fresh mint
on there, hmm?
Uh, yes, it is.
And, uh, homemade ginger beer.
Let me just...
Yeah. Thank you.
[clears throat]
Yeah, I really like it.
[clears throat]
[clicks tongue] Um...
is she still staring?
BARTENDER:
Oh, yeah.
- Thank you.
- No worries.
[sighs]
[clears throat]
I'm not gonna go.
You rascal.
Go ahead.
Tell me about your day.
Well, my day was lovely.
I took a ferry to Alcatraz,
and I can now say for certain
there's no way
those convicts survived.
You see, if I'd try to be one...
"Greatest Debt to My Mother"
by Henry Brooks playing...
♪ Mother ♪
♪ My dear mother ♪
♪ Can't you hear me
singing it now, baby? ♪
♪ Mother, my dear mother ♪
- ♪ Ooh, I love that little girl ♪
- ♪ I love you ♪
♪ Mother ♪
♪ I know I'm not the one
that you loved ♪
♪ A long time ago ♪
♪ Mother ♪
♪ Please forgive me
for the things ♪
♪ I did not know ♪
♪ I disobeyed your
golden rules ♪
♪ And the littlest things ♪
♪ Gee, I'm sorry
I didn't stay in school ♪
♪ But now I'm out here
in this big world, all alone ♪
♪ Sometimes I think
I ain't got no home ♪
♪ Somebody tell me. ♪
The Youth for Christ Choir playing
♪ Nobody knows ♪
♪ All the trouble I've seen ♪
♪ Nobody knows ♪
♪ All my sorrow ♪
♪ Glory, glory ♪
♪ Glory, hallelujah ♪
♪ Glory, glory ♪
- ♪ Let me hear you ♪
- ♪ Glory, hallelujah ♪
- ♪ Nobody knows ♪
- ♪ Nobody knows ♪
♪ No, no, no ♪
♪ All the trouble I've seen ♪
- ♪ Nobody knows ♪
- ♪ Nobody knows ♪
♪ No, no ♪
♪ All my sorrow ♪
♪ Glory ♪
- ♪ Glory ♪
- ♪ Glory ♪
♪ Glory ♪
- ♪ Glory ♪
- ♪ Glory, hallelujah ♪
♪ Say it again... ♪
- SAM: Hi, Ron.
- RON: Sam!
I heard you were coming up
to San Fran for the table read.
SAM: I didn't think I'd be able
to get out, but I'll be there.
RON: Super happy to get you
on this production.
- SAM: See you soon, Ron.
- RON: Fly safe.
♪ I've been used ♪
♪ And I've been scorned... ♪
Are you serious right now?
Like the shit is actually
gonna clean itself?
Hello?
Duke?
Anyone? Can someone help me
with the groceries?
Anyone?!
♪ But you've got to
stay ahead... ♪
DUKE:
Can you read it out loud?
- What do you think?
- I like this line.
Uh, it's a metaphor.
"I see the world
looking at my mirror."
Like, you're saying
everything you do
is through the phone.
Is there another word
besides "mirror" you can use?
But it-it looks like a mirror.
There was a whole show.
I-I don't know what to tell you.
Uh, it's-it's moofy in here.
♪ Glory, hallelujah ♪
♪ Nobody, nobody, nobody ♪
♪ Nobody... ♪
- Madam.
- Thank you.
PILOT: We're now making our descent
into San Francisco,
where the current temperature
is a cool 55 degrees.
On behalf of our
L.A.-based crew,
we'd like to thank you all
for flying with us today.
♪ Nobody, nobody. ♪
Ooh. Vermont.
I'm in Vermont.
See? It's snowing.
Oh.
Cool. Hi.
Sam. Jonah.
I'm your first AD.
- Oh, hello. Yes.
- Yeah, okay.
Uh, so, the DP is waiting
'cause we're running
a bit behind.
- Uh...
- Have we... worked...
Yeah. Monsters in the Moonlight.
Toilets, safety meeting.
Yeah, sorry about that.
- Oh... [chuckles]
- Yeah.
You can have my toilet. Mm-hmm.
Good to see you again.
I guess that makes you
my boss now, huh?
[scoffs] All right.
Let's go, boss lady.
Let's get the day started.
Boss lady?
Fuck you.
Hey, um, did you guys
not see the pile of dog shit
at the bottom of the stairs?
[chuckles]: Are you,
like, saving it for something?
For science, or...
That's the Exxon Valdez
of dog shit.
Eh?
I'll clean it up later.
- Yeah, you're welcome.
- [Chewy barks]
No.
No.
Fuck you.
Come on, baby.
Go poo outside.
JONAH:
That's a cut.
Um, can you play that
again, please?
- Can you get them to...
- Willow,
can you play that back, please?
Yes! Welcome to my playground.
- [laughs]
- Hey!
I'm so glad
you decided to do this.
Ugh. I can't...
I'm so happy to be here.
Hey, everybody,
how about this one, huh?
- Stop it. [Chuckles]
- Yeah, and look at this one.
Look at this one.
- Right?
- I know, I love her!
- I'm keeping her.
- Look, go back to work.
- Okay. Thank you.
- You're brilliant. I love you.
- Talk to you later.
- Thank you. Thanks, Ron.
So, you're good with it?
It was pretty...
- Eh.
- Yeah. Uh, you know.
- Okay.
- Looks like the rest of the series.
- Yeah, okay. All right.
- MAX: Guys,
the house is a mess.
We need to clean up.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Pepper, that's not Duke's room
anymore. That's my room.
I know.
And Duke?
Uh, in your old room.
We're taking space.
She's being in a way.
[sighs]
[scoffs]
Is this a shitty trip?
It's-it's a shitty trip.
It's no good, is it?
It's fine.
Screw that.
She's been in a weird place.
Like, I know it.
Everyone knows.
Let's get out of the house.
Would you like that?
Does Duke have to come?
MAX:
Duke, Duke, Duke.
This is this lady's
last day in L.A.
So we're gonna
air you bitches out.
Drop your cocks
and grab your socks.
Let's go, gentlemen.
["Mangoane"
by Manhattan Brothers playing]
No, Pepper,
don't go in my room.
ANA: Sam, oh, my God,
it is so good to see you.
Remember when we last
worked together?
We played the sex workers
in Women of Importance.
I swear,
if I saw your boobs any more,
I'd pay for your boob lift
myself, okay?
- It... Oh.
- Copy that. Ana, uh,
- they need you in wardrobe.
- ANA: You keep on eating, okay?
Mwah. See you.
What?
It's just an egg.
And... cut.
- Cutting!
- Jesus.
[♪]
Whew.
Cool. You have any notes,
or any thoughts?
- Uh...
- It's a network show.
Yeah, I felt pretty good
about that scene.
Hmm.
Is there one kid that,
like, drives you crazy?
Oh, yeah. Dan. He's so annoying.
Yes. Yes!
Dan is annoying.
That's exactly what
I'm-I'm trying to get to.
Like, you know,
do you feel that?
He's-he's just plain annoying.
Yeah. Yeah.
Um, so...
Oh. Wave at your mom.
- Hi, Mom.
- [mouths]
Okay.
[♪]
You want one?
JONAH:
Boss lady, this way.
Oh, thank you.
RON: Kevin, have you seen
your mother?
She's at the farm stand.
I got a bottle!
Uh, is he gonna do it like that?
- Hold, please.
- Cut! Everybody reset to one.
- Uh, yeah, no... Yeah.
- Yep, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You know what?
When we do it again,
the next time you say
you got a bottle,
you're just telling him
some info.
Okay? So,
you want to practice it now?
Yeah, sure.
I got a bottle!
Uh...
[♪]
You know, I like
it when the light, like,
I love that... the dapple.
The dapple.
I love that. Oh...
So that could be like
the sun...
How's the chicken?
Mmm. It's good.
Yep.
- Let's take a deep breath. In.
- BOSTON: Okay.
And blow it out.
Just say it normal.
Okay.
I got a bottle!
Ha! That's funny.
Everything okay? Question mark.
How are the girls?
Question mark.
Don't forget to lock the doors
at night.
Exclamation point.
Exclamation point.
[♪]
You good?
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
No. Don't. [Chuckles]
[phone chimes]
I'm such a dummy.
I forgot, I have an appointment
at the bank.
[indistinct chatter]
All right, take three is up,
everyone, take three.
Take three!
We're running behind.
SAM:
Okay, let's try this.
The next time you say
you got a bottle,
just throw it away,
like you don't care.
You mean like:
I got a bottle!
SAM:
Oh! No! No. Jesus.
No. Ar... Is everybody okay?
Yeah. Okay. Hmm.
Bah, bah, bah. Okay.
How about this?
Um, you got a bottle.
And it's a secret, right?
Okay, so, try that.
I got a bottle!
Okay, no.
How about this? Um...
You found this glass bottle,
and it's dangerous,
and who knows
what you're gonna do with it.
Are you gonna break it?
Did you steal it?
Maybe both.
You're dangerous.
You're danger.
I got a bottle.
That'll work.
- Good job, Boston.
- Thanks.
Yeah.
[♪]
[line ringing]
Hi, this is Max. If you need
to get a hold of me, just text.
SAM:
Just checking on you. Period.
Felling guilty that I'm away.
Period.
Is everything okay by you?
Question mark.
[whoosh]
JONAH:
We're ready for you.
[clears throat]
I said if you're smoking,
you got to be 20 feet away.
Oh. Yes.
- Mm-hmm.
- 20, 20 feet.
It's out.
All right.
BOSTON'S MOTHER:
Can I...
I know this is your first time
working on the show,
so I just want to make sure
you're aware
that we only refer to my son
by his character name on set.
So there's no Boston.
It's only Kevin.
Oh... Okay.
It's like Stanislavski.
[chuckles]
Is he gonna gain 40 pounds
for the part?
He would.
He takes his work
very seriously.
Yes, of course.
Yes. Mm-hmm.
Would you like to practice?
Um...
- Kevin?
- Very good.
Eli, this kid drives me
fucking nuts.
We'll get him there.
Thank you for hanging in, king.
I appreciate you, man.
Getting too old for this shit.
SAM:
Wh..
Wha...
WOMAN:
Okay, everybody, take two is up.
- Take two.
- JONAH: Take two!
[sharp inhale]
- Hey.
- Hey...
Hey...
I got good news and bad news.
The wine rep came by today
with samples.
What's the bad news?
The wine rep came by today
with samples.
ANA:
Somehow, I knew you'd say that.
- RON: Mmm.
- Can we hold...
here, please?
- Yeah.
- JONAH: Cut.
One second.
- It was great, Ana. Ron.
- Hmm?
Uh, Dooley is usually so formal,
but he's letting loose
for once here,
so maybe throw in
some physical comedy here,
- like a little Charlie Chaplin.
- Who the fu... Oh.
You're gonna tell me
about my character.
I am the bible of me.
Yes. I... No, I'm so sorry.
Oh, no, I've just
done 18 episodes,
but, yes, please, tell us
how Dooley responds
to three tasting pours
of afternoon Chablis, Sam.
I...
Oh.
Copy.
[Ron sighs]
[Ron clears throat]
We should, uh...
start over...
if you want to, um...
RON:
So, we going again?
Uh, yeah. Yes.
Sor-Sorry about that, uh...
I...
[whispers]: Yeah.
Thought I was helping, but...
[normal volume]:
Yeah. Ana, back to one. Yeah.
- [door opens]
- [Max sighs]
- [music playing on TV]
- [door closes]
[screams]
Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me?
I thought you said you were
gonna clean this up.
- I'm sorry.
- So gross.
Don't bother trying to hide it.
I'm not stupid.
Now I know why
it's been smelling
like a state fair in here.
What does a state fair
smell like?
Dog shit, funnel cakes
and cotton candy.
[groans]
These are my Michael Kors shoes.
Max, I'm sorry.
So gross.
- What's up, Mom?
- Hey, buddy.
- You ready?
- Yeah.
This is the scene
we talked about.
Yes, I know.
Okay, so, just so you know,
I'm gonna give you
all the time you need.
I won't wrap until you're happy.
- Okay?
- You got two takes.
Two takes?
What happened to
"What's up, Mom"?
Mom, you got two takes.
My manager said it's not good
for my mental health
to do it more than twice.
Okay.
Sorry.
[groans]
Hey, Mom.
- Having a good day?
- Yeah.
I just have
a little bit of whiplash.
[chuckles]
[clears throat]
So, uh...
- are we good?
- Oh.
Sam, look, I'm sorry.
Look, I... In my head,
I was in Williams town
doing a play with you,
and I'm like,
"Who does this little thing
think she is
giving me a note?"
I wasn't seeing you
where you are now.
I was time traveling.
Being a diva.
Come on, I'm sorry. I love you.
- Oh, I love you, too.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Thanks, Ron.
- Yeah.
- Oh, I appreciate that.
- Yeah.
Thanks, Ron.
Williams town.
Was that the play
where you were my therapist?
No, stepfather. The therapist
was the miniseries.
I played your college friend,
then your therapist,
- then your evil step daddy.
- [laughs]
I aged 30 years in 18 months.
Had to get the hell away
from you
- before I turned to dust.
- [laughs]
Hey, we trying
to wrap everybody.
Y'all seen that extra?
I think her name was Carla.
She was wearing a pink top.
Not guilty, so you might as well
keep looking.
Please, my mom
told me about you.
I know all the extras
magically wound up
in your trailer
after the show wrapped.
Yeah, we did have
some fine extras
on Preaching to the Choir.
Now, I don't do shit. [Scoffs]
You a liar.
You know you a dog
that can't stay on the porch.
Just find her so we can
get the hell out of here.
Eli, what... Dog? A por...
- [scoffs]
- SAM: Oh, yeah.
- A dog?
- I'm gonna... No.
- No. No.
- Me?
But, uh, you are
on the porch, though.
Finest damn extras. Whew.
Hi, Mikilola.
- Hey.
- Oh, hey.
- Hey.
- Good job back there, by the way.
- Oh.
- Especially with the kid and his mom.
- I know they're a lot.
- Yeah.
It's like a television show.
[chuckles] It's like
a real, live television show.
- Thank God.
- Yeah.
Kevin's mom wants me to remind
you he has a hard out
at 3:30, all right?
Thanks, lady boss.
Okay. I-I'm just... [chuckles]
Cracking up thinking about
my mom going up to Norman Lear
and telling him
that I have a hard out.
[chuckles] Who's Norman Lear
in this scenario?
- You are.
- Please.
You're doing
the damn thing, Elijah.
Well, so are you.
You've been in this game
a long time.
Longevity is not
easy to come by.
Yeah, well,
I really appreciate that,
and I'm just glad to be here.
And actually, I'm very surprised
to have gotten the job.
- Yeah.
- Why?
Well, you know.
No, I don't.
I'm not that experienced
at directing,
and I'm... not...
Black?
Uh, yeah.
Are you really gonna
make me comfort you
for being white right now?
Oh. No. I didn't... No. No.
Sam, sit down.
Look, at the beginning
of this season,
I told the network I wanted
to bring in women directors
that inspired me
when I was a kid.
Debbie Allen was
one of those women.
- Mm.
- And so are you.
I used to watch Mystic Flow
as a kid all the time.
And me and my mom loved
Who's Got the Butter?
- [laughs]
- That was out shit.
I still watch the reruns.
Black people always
bring up that show.
It was a good show.
That was a terrible,
terrible show.
Plus, I also got fired
from that.
Oh, yeah, you did.
- Yo, that was crazy.
- Yes.
We did like the actress
they replaced you with.
Oh, thanks.
But you were always
our favorite.
Thank you.
I tell people all the time
I grew up in
a two-parent household...
My mom and the TV.
You helped raise me.
You're a real OG.
People throw that word around
all the time,
but you're a real one.
You know actors, you know crews.
You learned everybody's name.
And you're gonna get me home
in time to help my kid
- with their homework.
- Mm.
I love making TV.
It's a dream come true.
If I can't spend time
with my family,
what's the fucking point?
Facts.
All right, that's
your white woman TED Talk.
Get off my cart.
Oh, yes.
- Yes. Thank you so much.
- Mm-hmm.
All right, have a great day.
- You too.
- This is great.
- Thanks, Elijah!
- Mm-hmm.
Goddamn it.
Here we go.
[sighs]
What's going on with you?
Where did you even get a vape?
- Have you heard of popcorn lung?
- Okay,
people do it all the time.
Well, they're fucking stupid.
Do you know what it does
to your-your skin
- and your bones and your cerebral cortex?
- Okay,
- I don't do it that much.
- Don't do it at all, Duke.
Okay, okay. Just, like,
can we not do this, though?
I know what it's like to be 13.
I remember. I almost killed Mom.
13 is a nightmare
for all parties, but...
...but I don't know
what it's like to be 13 now.
You do.
Yes. What is your point?
The dog shit again.
I'll clean it up.
I'll get the Metamucil.
[chuckles]
MAX:
Come here.
Hey.
[indistinct chatter in distance]
[♪]
- Hi.
- Hi.
Uh, just drinks today,
or food, too?
Oh, um, just a drink,
I think, for now.
- Sure.
- Unless you have fries.
[chuckles]
These are your cocktails.
Yes. Yes, they are.
- Okay.
- Uh, take your time.
Okay. Thank you.
Mm... bap, bap.
[music playing on TV]
[phone ringing]
- Hi, Mom.
- Hi!
How's it go... What are you...
Why are you in my bed?
Wh-Why are you eating in my bed?
What are you eating?
Is it pho?
I heard it was "fuh."
"Fah." "Fu."
What do you call it?
This was too much
to ask you, right?
Just please tell me.
I-I-I can take it.
This was too much.
To be honest, Mom,
like, this mom shit
is not for pussies.
But, actually,
this time has been really...
good.
Besides the dogs needing diapers
from now on, LOL.
How was your last day?
Oh, it was, uh...
It was good.
Thank you for asking.
You did a good job?
Well, I did a job,
and it felt good.
I don't know
how good of a job I did.
[chuckles]
Mom, I'm watching
a Brian De Palma movie.
- Call me later.
- Wait, wait.
What movie?
And there you are.
Oh, no, I didn't order that.
Oh, it was from someone
down the bar.
What? Where? Who?
Uh, they're right over there.
Where? I don't see...
Oh.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no.
No. No. No.
No, no. [Groans]
Mm-mmm.
Send it back.
Uh, she said
that it was for you,
and you would know
what that means.
It's like a...
little big-titty lady
in her 80s?
Smug look on her face?
Uh, I think so.
- I mean, she's smiling at you right now.
- Yeah.
[groans]
Yeah, no. I don't want to see.
Um, she's, uh,
she's waving at you.
That's fine.
Just let her do that.
It'll tire her out.
Do you still want the drink?
No. No. I don't.
I would like to order
my own drink, please.
Take it aw...
But just one second.
Is that... That's fresh mint
on there, hmm?
Uh, yes, it is.
And, uh, homemade ginger beer.
Let me just...
Yeah. Thank you.
[clears throat]
Yeah, I really like it.
[clears throat]
[clicks tongue] Um...
is she still staring?
BARTENDER:
Oh, yeah.
- Thank you.
- No worries.
[sighs]
[clears throat]
I'm not gonna go.
You rascal.
Go ahead.
Tell me about your day.
Well, my day was lovely.
I took a ferry to Alcatraz,
and I can now say for certain
there's no way
those convicts survived.
You see, if I'd try to be one...
"Greatest Debt to My Mother"
by Henry Brooks playing...
♪ Mother ♪
♪ My dear mother ♪
♪ Can't you hear me
singing it now, baby? ♪
♪ Mother, my dear mother ♪
- ♪ Ooh, I love that little girl ♪
- ♪ I love you ♪
♪ Mother ♪
♪ I know I'm not the one
that you loved ♪
♪ A long time ago ♪
♪ Mother ♪
♪ Please forgive me
for the things ♪
♪ I did not know ♪
♪ I disobeyed your
golden rules ♪
♪ And the littlest things ♪
♪ Gee, I'm sorry
I didn't stay in school ♪
♪ But now I'm out here
in this big world, all alone ♪
♪ Sometimes I think
I ain't got no home ♪
♪ Somebody tell me. ♪